PLEASE DON'T SWIM IN YOUR AQUARIUM!!

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @MKG_
    @MKG_ Год назад +1025

    Twitch needs to beg us for forgiveness

  • @bitebackbunny
    @bitebackbunny Год назад +308

    Twitch, please be reasonable. We are brothers in arms. We are united by our love for sexing carp and hating sea horses. Let's join hands, twitch, and become friends once more

    • @blakewhite3131
      @blakewhite3131 Год назад +9

      Our brothers in fish christ

    • @paniccing
      @paniccing Год назад +16

      @@blakewhite3131 our brothers in carp

    • @thibauts9901
      @thibauts9901 Год назад +10

      We're all brother in claw 🦀

  • @fbidonut
    @fbidonut Год назад +548

    Its ok Twitch, we'll be here when you're ready

  • @vd6070
    @vd6070 Год назад +558

    We love you twitch chat, we'll be waiting for you to come home when you're ready and we'll be here with open arms.

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 Год назад +216

    Fish: *has Vietnam flashbacks*
    Owner: "Awww he wants attention! I'm such a good owner!"

    • @francesca5295
      @francesca5295 Год назад +13

      the fact that people humanize animal too much is a bit unsettling, like instead of wondering why an animal may do that they make up a narrative with a human behavior... it's just bad... mostly for the animal. that is not loving animals

    • @greatbigbilly5091
      @greatbigbilly5091 Год назад +1

      @@francesca5295 you mean like this guy making vietnam references that only really apply to humans who have been in that war?

    • @lapiscake1211
      @lapiscake1211 Год назад +7

      @@greatbigbilly5091 it's called a joke wise guy

    • @calycalyps0
      @calycalyps0 Год назад +3

      @Francesca like no one told them as a kid that those aren't humans and they don't like or do human things 😂 also besides that, wouldn't this be one google search away? I don't get how people don't inform themselves about their pets
      Whenever my pets used to do something new i would always research it and make sure all is good etc

    • @francesca5295
      @francesca5295 Год назад

      @@calycalyps0 yep... lack of critical thinking maybe... as in posing question at yourself

  • @pelipoikki3684
    @pelipoikki3684 Год назад +198

    Peaceful side of twitch chat keep going we believe in you

    • @morebrigges
      @morebrigges Год назад +1

      KINDNESS WAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!

  • @pizzalemon3454
    @pizzalemon3454 Год назад +3

    10:47 I love how when the manta ray popped up everyone was talking about how cute it was and one guy just said "flat fuck"

  • @StarFried
    @StarFried Год назад +18

    2:36 another case of "people want everything to be a dog so badly"

  • @runuponme3765
    @runuponme3765 Год назад +29

    That the phone survived 4 hours underwater with almost 0 degrees is crazy tbh

  • @thirstyfordoctor609
    @thirstyfordoctor609 Год назад +83

    Steve Irwin was part of my childhood.
    I loved watching him on TV.
    Thanks to National Geographic I got interested in animals and dinosaurs.
    I am glad that my parents even recorded some of the stuff for me when I was a child, so I would watch it over and over again.
    Good times

    • @ShooterEx
      @ShooterEx Год назад +1

      Dinosaurs were also animals btw

  • @endercat3344
    @endercat3344 Год назад +115

    As a person who has problems with self control and controlling impulses (meaning to try and not do something that my brain feels like it has to do even though its not good) and, even though swimming in your fish tank may seem like the most fun thing ever, I never thought someone would be dumb enough to actually try that. There are the dumb people, and then there are the dumber people

    • @CalmSheJaguar
      @CalmSheJaguar Год назад +5

      I gotta admit, I have dreamed of making a giant indoor tetra pond and swimming in it. But dreams are dreams for a reason lol

    • @endercat3344
      @endercat3344 Год назад +3

      @@CalmSheJaguar It would be cool though

    • @SobrietyandSolace
      @SobrietyandSolace Год назад +5

      What if you become a professional mermaid and yet paid to swim in hotel pools lol

    • @endercat3344
      @endercat3344 Год назад +1

      @@SobrietyandSolace Lol

    • @Poluxdmc
      @Poluxdmc Год назад +1

      Also ADHD?

  • @ethanbeebe6193
    @ethanbeebe6193 Год назад +18

    I'll be the first to sign the peace treaty when twitch chat decides to be nice to the people who have a life and don't have time to hop onto a twitch live every time Zak streams.

  • @silvercandra4275
    @silvercandra4275 Год назад +14

    Casual Geographics, showing up in an AVNJ video?
    Best day ever.

  • @onebilliontacos3405
    @onebilliontacos3405 Год назад +3

    3:08 _Manta rays have never heard such bullsh*t before_

  • @some1337dude1
    @some1337dude1 Год назад +1

    8:23 Clearly it's a self defense weapon. "Go random bullshit!" *Throws a face-full of straight death at a mugger*

  • @GreebleClown
    @GreebleClown Год назад +1

    3:21 That would be most fish. There are indeed some fish that enjoy the attention of humans. They don’t play dead, though, they’ll just swim into you until you scratch their chin or whatever.

  • @LeoTheYuty
    @LeoTheYuty Год назад +15

    This is almost like a collab between AVNJ and Casual Geographic.

  • @nbta29
    @nbta29 Год назад +15

    I don’t think avnj will ever see this, and I don’t care if he doesn’t. I just want him to know how much I appreciate his content and how happy watching him do dumb stuff with fish makes me feel. Love your content man❤

  • @werekamali
    @werekamali Год назад +18

    6:27 fun fact, in octopuses the main brain is actually pretty small, it's shaped like a donut and wraps around the esophagus - the big squishy head (mantle) is where they keep all the rest of their organs as well

    • @adrianrocabado5040
      @adrianrocabado5040 Год назад +3

      Those are squids, octopi have their central brain near their eyes

    • @Barakon
      @Barakon Год назад +1

      Bruh they all have a central brain that wraps around their esophagus!
      That’s like a cepholopodic characteristic by this point!

    • @Barakon
      @Barakon Год назад +1

      The rest of their brains are in their arms.

  • @bornon4134
    @bornon4134 Год назад +1

    10:44 i imagine they dont bc theyre filter feeders and need to conserve the energy. they're super sweet animals tho, iirc they sometimes help divers in distress by pushing them up to the surface. they're so smart.

  • @HuckleberryHim
    @HuckleberryHim Год назад +11

    There are venomous snakes where you live AVNJ, there are copperheads and timber rattlesnakes. The copperhead is pretty elusive and not super common, and the timber rattlesnake is extremely rare, but they do exist there. I don't know that they are fatally venomous to an adult.

  • @mar-nyan
    @mar-nyan Год назад +7

    we might be in the middle of a war but when someone in the chat said “chainsaw man” at the “guy chainsawing through ice to get a frozen fish” video i chuckled

  • @chaoticreckless
    @chaoticreckless Год назад +6

    I see the few of you that are saying hi youtube and want to stop the war, you'll be spared in our coming raids, love u!

  • @Soy_boi
    @Soy_boi Год назад +5

    My school once brought all the 10th graders out to a private pond to fish. Turns out the reason was the fish the owners had introduced there for sport fishing had overpopulated the pond. We were being sent there to just get as many out as possible, with it disguised as a learning activity. The pond was so crowded that every time a cast my line, I would snag a fish. There were about thirty people fishing and each of us caught over 12 an hour at least. It was crazy.

  • @Tronex333
    @Tronex333 Год назад +6

    “i’ll prob never see an electric eel in my life”
    - Zach, marine biologist

  • @nikolasshaw
    @nikolasshaw Год назад +4

    we still love you Twitch chat, we forgive you. For our peaceful brothers in Twitch Chat demanding peace, we salute you.

  • @zethperez7074
    @zethperez7074 Год назад +6

    No more “it’s ok twitch chat”“the one who does not fight the war is one who will be the one who will lose!” - me! We must fight!!!

  • @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

    3:35 THE CROSSOVER WE ALL NEEDED

  • @pyrostorm1700
    @pyrostorm1700 Год назад +2

    As the main ambassador for peace between our groups I demand twitch chat to cease their unnecessary war against us in RUclips

  • @slarsnel_
    @slarsnel_ Год назад +29

    Twitch we will always love and support you no matter what you do

  • @DarkWarchieff
    @DarkWarchieff Год назад +2

    if I put on a fish suit, like, a suit that looks like a fish, will they accept me as one of their own?

  • @silvercandra4275
    @silvercandra4275 Год назад +1

    8:13 that is a Portugese Man o' War and like 6 Glaucus Atlanticus.
    The latter are nudibranchs which float upside down on the surface of the water, usually out in the open sea, but can get swept up by currents and brought to beaches.
    Those nudibranchs eat the Man o' War, and use it's venom to defend themselves, making them actually more dangerous, since they usually administer higher dosages of said venom, due to preying on the Man o' War.
    That is one terrifying tub.
    They probably put them all into the tub, since they're supposed to be in the open, not at the beach and can be really dangerous to people dumb enough to pick them up, with their bare hands.

  • @AleksiOsuisse
    @AleksiOsuisse Год назад +17

    Folk of youtube unite, we must strike back at twitch with our combined strength!

  • @patrickdix772
    @patrickdix772 Год назад

    9:30 it could be the people who specialize in car recovery. A lot of states have really hefty fines if your car or other vehicle falls through the ice, so companies specialize in recovering them in winter, since the machinery can be easier to place and use in winter (once the ice is thick enough).

  • @batonnikus
    @batonnikus Год назад +3

    I'm here for peace! Twichchat, I command thee, honour thine ancient treaty!

  • @paleoberd
    @paleoberd Год назад +4

    We understand Twitch, take your time

  • @ayajade6683
    @ayajade6683 Год назад +4

    Twitch chat we can form an unstoppable army if we stop this petty feud

  • @alexismyers6053
    @alexismyers6053 Год назад +2

    I’m glad you finally found Casual Geographic! He talks the way he does about animals dying because his TokToks are also RUclips videos, so he finds creative ways around YT’s guidelines about talking about death. It makes his educational channel also entertaining lol

  • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
    @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 Месяц назад +1

    At first. I thought twitch chat was yelling at the company RUclips since that genuinely makes sense regardless of what platform people are on.

  • @princevermilion8799
    @princevermilion8799 Год назад

    2:08
    I have a relative on the Darling River who caught fish from all over their bodies, tail, flanks head. He didn't even need to be able to see the fish, if he felt it brush the line it was done for. A lot of carp have died from his proficiency

  • @MrVault
    @MrVault Год назад +1

    Twitch chat believes in the Megalodon, obviously.

  • @swankierSpy2658
    @swankierSpy2658 Год назад +1

    8:50 you can see the blue dragon sea slugs eating the man o war jellyfish, at least it looks like it

  • @datnoob4394
    @datnoob4394 Год назад +1

    "My Brothers, I say, what do we want? **TOTAL WAR**"
    Idk what's going on I've been away for months but now I hear about a rivalry with twitch chat?

  • @joaoarturdasilvapiteira9239
    @joaoarturdasilvapiteira9239 Год назад +1

    Twitch chat gotta drag their balls over broken glass for forgiveness

  • @reldude-hd6gs
    @reldude-hd6gs Год назад +3

    Please be nice chat

  • @themeadman
    @themeadman Год назад +1

    Peace was never an option.

  • @Froggie2800
    @Froggie2800 Год назад +2

    Twitch chat can never be forgiven until they bring proof of the megalodon.

  • @AncientAlumina
    @AncientAlumina Год назад +2

    Fun fact in Australia we call Portugese man of war 'Blue Bottles', and they're kinda a right of passage getting stung by at the beach in summer XD

  • @devdoesitbest6974
    @devdoesitbest6974 Год назад +3

    Just as a prank AVNJ should ban the words "f*ck" and "RUclips" just to see how many people will be timed out on twitch

  • @LordC0mConsumerTheFirst
    @LordC0mConsumerTheFirst Год назад +1

    That s not the octopuses brain!! They have a brain that looks like an onion ring lol

  • @diomedea.exulans
    @diomedea.exulans Год назад +2

    It's fine guys, twitch chat is just going through it's adolescent phase

  • @zyvomer
    @zyvomer Год назад +6

    We miss you twitch chat, please turn to peace. We will be waiting patiently in the meantime.

  • @Myir12
    @Myir12 Год назад +1

    We don’t want to launch a crusade against the twitch chat, but if we must, Deus Vult!

  • @victoriajeanleslie3116
    @victoriajeanleslie3116 Год назад +5

    We will be here when twitch chat gets their shir together, ready to welcome them back 😂
    BTW that's just how clown fish sleep, they like to troll

  • @weebbbop
    @weebbbop Год назад +4

    hi twitch, we're waiting patiently for when you're ready

  • @JonBrown-q9e
    @JonBrown-q9e Год назад +2

    twitch if you behave we will get you a happy meal on the way back

  • @MariAnimates
    @MariAnimates Год назад +3

    RUclips chat is way better than twitch, we wouldn't stoop to their level. They need to beg for our forgiveness

  • @ryanthefilmmaker2574
    @ryanthefilmmaker2574 Год назад +2

    Love you, twitch chat

  • @starfirebird3099
    @starfirebird3099 Год назад

    Aggieland Scuba is a dive store in TX that also organizes trips to various places

  • @CatboyRanger
    @CatboyRanger Год назад +2

    Like the prodigal son we will always love and accept you twitch

  • @yubeltiger7616
    @yubeltiger7616 Год назад

    This new arc of twitch vs RUclips is getting good.

  • @-Ghostess
    @-Ghostess Год назад +1

    We patiently await when Twitch Chat accepts the call for peace.
    We only ask one bag of potatoes for each RUclips subscriber in restitution.

  • @codertao
    @codertao Год назад +69

    It's fine to swim in other peoples aquariums though, right? :)
    (more seriously, I volunteer with a zoo to clean a 10k gallon aquarium that looks about that size... granted they've got some industrial grade filtering, but they don't have us go through any special precautions to get in)
    Related, Paddlefish are weird. I'd be curious what evolutionary niche they've flopped into that few others want to follow in.
    Also, hi twitch chat! I still tolerate you!

    • @cherylbishop105
      @cherylbishop105 Год назад +8

      I'm that guy and I shower first also my filter system is huge this video was just maintenance

    • @josh_aqua_arts
      @josh_aqua_arts Год назад +1

      @@cherylbishop105 i watched ya response video, keep up the work!

    • @codertao
      @codertao Год назад +1

      @@cherylbishop105 Curious, what kind of maintenance do you usually do? Mostly algae cleaning and scenery manipulation, or is there more to it then that? (filter replacement, gravel filtering, etc)

    • @cherylbishop105
      @cherylbishop105 Год назад

      @@codertao literally just wipe the glass and clear any leaves blocking filter inlets

    • @cherylbishop105
      @cherylbishop105 Год назад

      @@josh_aqua_arts cheers mate

  • @Kenneth_Fishing
    @Kenneth_Fishing Год назад +2

    RUclips chat will be the mature side

  • @WoobertAIO
    @WoobertAIO Год назад +1

    Hey m8, I'm loving your channel so far, and got a reaction recommendation for you: Davey Gunface's video called "Coelacanths are terrible, yet lovable abominations of nature. Here's a few reasons why."
    It's at the same time the most informative video on Coelacanths I've ever watched, and a big, long meme in a half-monotone voice fit for someone who has learned far more than they wished they had.

  • @muskett2350
    @muskett2350 Год назад +2

    Si vis pacem para bellum, lads

  • @Parodeez_Studios
    @Parodeez_Studios Год назад +2

    Twitch We will accept you back if you bring us donuts

  • @ic0nic707
    @ic0nic707 Год назад +19

    We’re making progress with Twitch chat!

  • @gugg2216
    @gugg2216 Год назад +2

    Twitch in their rebellious age

  • @saliso470
    @saliso470 Год назад +1

    Using electricity as a weapon is cool but using it to feel your surroundings or communicate with other fish even before humans called it electricity is even better.

  • @midegola5623
    @midegola5623 Год назад

    on the fish attention thing. i had a red tiger oscar, that would go to the top of the water and splash hard as hell till i came over, and would stop if i was near the tank, if i walk away he would start splashing again.

  • @Carlos_Aguilarr
    @Carlos_Aguilarr Год назад +6

    YOU WERE MY BROTHER TWITCH CHAT!!!

  • @Tukkster
    @Tukkster Год назад

    the cat ending pawly bwahahaha well said.

  • @AleksiOsuisse
    @AleksiOsuisse Год назад

    Problem with comparing volt is that it doesn’t really say much about electricity. Imagine it like this. A small spray of water cant do shit when it’s coming at you at 2 m/s but when 100 liter of water flood you with even a quarter of that you will struggle more with that.

  • @Quario
    @Quario Год назад +2

    Twitch chat drinks dirty aquarium water

  • @ninavale.
    @ninavale. Год назад

    KITTY NO! I felt legit anxiety watching that. I would be taking my cats of that thing imidietly.

  • @ICantSleeeeep
    @ICantSleeeeep Год назад +2

    Love yah Twitch Chat!

  • @diyarts9378
    @diyarts9378 Год назад +2

    Peace, I'm all for peace!

  • @sumboyuknow9764
    @sumboyuknow9764 Год назад

    6:45 calamari for days

  • @Fan_Of_Things6876
    @Fan_Of_Things6876 Год назад +1

    7:42 he’s watching to much AVNJ

  • @georgeeeeee4933
    @georgeeeeee4933 Год назад +2

    We need peace!!!!

  • @kulkuljator
    @kulkuljator Год назад

    Oh, Casual Geographic! His videos are amazing

  • @nablamakabama488
    @nablamakabama488 Год назад

    The man o war is the preferred food of the blue sea dragons. They eat them to store the nematocysts and use them as a weapon later. He probably tries to keep them and feed them.

  • @oliviataylor3052
    @oliviataylor3052 Год назад +1

    Please, Twitch chat, come home. We made cookies, but only if you are kind.

  • @benricks9047
    @benricks9047 Год назад +2

    We love you twitch chat

  • @alistaircraig7849
    @alistaircraig7849 Год назад

    Yeah I really thought piranhas were gonna be much more of an issue in Scotland.

  • @heavymetalmusichead4969
    @heavymetalmusichead4969 Год назад +6

    YES! Take your kids fishing. It's loads of fun! I take my little siblings fishing and it's awesome.

    • @kittysoftpaws3677
      @kittysoftpaws3677 18 дней назад

      Fishing is just sitting there staring at water waiting for something to bite a hook

  • @BrOckSams0n
    @BrOckSams0n Год назад +1

    "Take your kids fishing" is just good advice. forget content... take your kids fishing

  • @domoslomo1
    @domoslomo1 Год назад +2

    I forgive you, Twitch chat. 😌

  • @TryingToExist973
    @TryingToExist973 Год назад +3

    Peace now, or we will release our -secret weapon-

  • @MichaelBrew_Veiled
    @MichaelBrew_Veiled Год назад +1

    Our war against the twitch chat rages on

  • @Teomaniac
    @Teomaniac Год назад +2

    We love u Twitch

  • @Rx2equalsRR
    @Rx2equalsRR Год назад +2

    Hi twitch, thanks David

  • @Soy_boi
    @Soy_boi Год назад +6

    ANVJ, please react to Casual Geographic’s video on “Why I’d deep throat a cactus before going in the ocean”. He was the guy who was talking about electric eels in the video.

  • @SkyeAllura2489
    @SkyeAllura2489 Год назад +16

    Hi twitch!!! Love y’all❤❤❤

    • @pity_me011
      @pity_me011 Год назад +1

      NO!

    • @SkyeAllura2489
      @SkyeAllura2489 Год назад +5

      @@pity_me011 YES

    • @pity_me011
      @pity_me011 Год назад +1

      @@SkyeAllura2489 WE WANT WAR

    • @SkyeAllura2489
      @SkyeAllura2489 Год назад +4

      @@pity_me011 There’s no need for such a harsh disposition

    • @pity_me011
      @pity_me011 Год назад +1

      ​@@SkyeAllura2489Apologies I now know that there is no need to go to war, thank you for changing my mind and educating me on the matter. I hope that both twitch chat and youtube can go to the friendship that we once had.

  • @Alaxamber
    @Alaxamber Год назад +1

    Twitch can keep being the smaller of us. Hi Twitch!

  • @grubpatrol513
    @grubpatrol513 Год назад +2

    peace can be upon us

  • @artastic_friend
    @artastic_friend Год назад +2

    Twitch cat is just hangry uvu
    I will give them a snickers

  • @taklampan650
    @taklampan650 Год назад +2

    I'm still friendly to Twitch chat!

  • @ric13gamer41
    @ric13gamer41 7 месяцев назад +2

    the very last comment is crazy!!! 12:33