Elaine Tries To Return A Dress | The Secretary | Seinfeld

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  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Год назад +1065

    To this day I am convinced that the skinny mirrors are real and that Larry David was a brave whistleblower

    • @Kat.Evangeline14
      @Kat.Evangeline14 Год назад +85

      They are

    • @missdenisebee
      @missdenisebee Год назад +68

      I have absolutely seen skinny mirrors in stores before. So sad when you realize you’ve been lied to😭

    • @GRosa250
      @GRosa250 Год назад +155

      I have a skinny mirror in my house so I can just keep the charade going

    • @wirliv
      @wirliv Год назад +32

      They are real,its a fact.

    • @Stefano_Rodriguez
      @Stefano_Rodriguez Год назад +40

      It’s not a joke. Skinny mirrors are real. They use it in gyms also.

  • @CaliphAmin
    @CaliphAmin Год назад +608

    I think that second dress actually looks pretty good on Elaine.

    • @SBCBears
      @SBCBears Год назад +29

      The purple color itself looks surprisingly good on her.

    • @IsoscelesKramer
      @IsoscelesKramer Год назад +14

      I've always thought so too. If I were her, I'd buy it.

    • @AnaBM9510
      @AnaBM9510 Год назад +8

      Yeah she only need one of her size.

    • @Bloodynine606
      @Bloodynine606 Год назад +2

      She’s not that hippy

    • @herrroy4963
      @herrroy4963 11 месяцев назад +2

      Wait until you see her wearing it at the apartment.

  • @debbie9369
    @debbie9369 Год назад +45

    “That’s false reflecting!!!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Год назад +39

    That double shove when she yells “skinny MIRRORS!” is priceless. 😂

  • @brundlefly262
    @brundlefly262 Год назад +52

    Random chubby guy on the sidewalk: "You'll never pull it off." 😂

  • @88pynogrl
    @88pynogrl Год назад +84

    I love the fact that Elaine feels comfortable enough in front of Jerry and George to model the dress with her bra showing through.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Год назад +8

      She was comfy in her bathrobe and nothing else when George was trying to regrow his hair.

    • @herrroy4963
      @herrroy4963 9 месяцев назад +7

      It's impossible that she looked "fabulous" in that dress in the store 😂

  • @charlesezelle465
    @charlesezelle465 Год назад +82

    “I’ve never heard of a ‘suh-mee’ tractor trailer” 🤣

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 9 месяцев назад +2

      I say the same to people who say Tur BIN instead of Tur BINE.
      When you go to the bank, do you stand in LIN?

    • @stevencramsie9172
      @stevencramsie9172 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@muskokamike127how do you pronounce “genuine”?

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@stevencramsie9172 genu ine.
      Just like Turb bine.
      You don't pronounce it, genu LIN
      And when you go to the airport, you don't join the LIN to check in, you join the line.

    • @JohnSmith-dh8zx
      @JohnSmith-dh8zx 4 месяца назад +1

      ⁠@@muskokamike127No, but a lot of people pronounce it genu IN.

    • @bertroost1675
      @bertroost1675 4 месяца назад +1

      In the Midwest we say Semi with a long i sound. How do you say it from where you live?

  • @amonralice
    @amonralice Год назад +126

    Kramer seeing the dress after entering the room... 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 Год назад +17

      I'm actually surprised he doesn't like the dress either......often he has a different view on things than the others! 😂😂😂

    • @amonralice
      @amonralice Год назад +4

      @@rattus3102 😄 good one

    • @vikramjadhav3631
      @vikramjadhav3631 Год назад +3

      @@rattus3102 Exactly. I think it also surprised Elaine, reaffirming her decision to return the dress.

  • @mindriot91_96
    @mindriot91_96 Год назад +36

    "Your arms look like something hanging in a kosher deli" ahahaha

  • @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
    @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld Год назад +202

    The writers were obsessed with clothing. So many episodes about clothing, jackets , raincoats.
    The Levi Dockers episode, the suede jacket, the Gortex , the girl with only one outfit, the selling of Morty's old trench coats, George sells
    Frank Costanza 's cruise wear, one entire episode where Jerry buys a crested blazer.

    • @brooke2904
      @brooke2904 Год назад +23

      and the characters had such good style i think it’s a really great part of the show

    • @onionrovirosa
      @onionrovirosa Год назад

      Jerry changing the size on his pants

    • @deirdre108
      @deirdre108 Год назад +29

      And don't forget the Puffy Shirt!

    • @princecharmingthemerman
      @princecharmingthemerman Год назад +17

      Don't forget the Mansier. The bra for men. Or when Kramer had the underwear crisis

    • @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
      @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld Год назад +11

      Also the "Red Dot" episode
      ( Elaine is upset that George gives her a damaged cashmere sweater)

  • @lacouerfairy
    @lacouerfairy Год назад +98

    I love when Elaine cries. "Jerry, I can't go." (Starts sobbing)

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 Год назад +5

      ......also the face she makes at the end.......😅😂😅

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +1

      I didn't hear her say that.

    • @lorilloyd88
      @lorilloyd88 Год назад +2

      @@bossfan49 In a different episode.

  • @borealphoto
    @borealphoto Год назад +133

    Elaine ruined the dress, the very dress she was returning.

    • @VinayakPande53
      @VinayakPande53 Год назад +15

      Peterman could never come up with a story like that if he tried.

    • @peterhasse9705
      @peterhasse9705 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @davidgalinat4257
      @davidgalinat4257 Год назад +4

      At least she didn't run into a band of underground cave dwellers.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +1

      THAT'S creative WRITING!

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 Год назад +1

      No, you can wrap it...

  • @broskie9590
    @broskie9590 Год назад +9

    I could hear Frank costanza say you have no eye for fashion 🤣😂.

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Год назад +25

    When you’re shopping on Madison Avenue, you don’t want to skip on the, swank!

  • @raddastronaut
    @raddastronaut Год назад +66

    I like how Elaine gets at Kramer for wearing the pants he’s returning when writing the book yet here she is! 😂

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +5

      She told the lady to wrap it, so she must have clothes to wear home.

    • @joddle23
      @joddle23 Год назад +2

      ... the very dress i was wearing!

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able Год назад +23

    I love how George says, "What'd you buy it for?".

  • @Zumcho
    @Zumcho Год назад +40

    Skinny mirrors are a real thing! They're slightly angled to elongate the body. At least Elaine was smart enough to realize it lol.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +5

      If it changes her shape, then it proportionally changes the shape of the dress too. That first dress was like 2 sizes too big. No mirror would fix that.

    • @Former_Employee
      @Former_Employee 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@bossfan49you don't know what you're talking about...

  • @MaddRocker87
    @MaddRocker87 Год назад +22

    To be fair she looked stunning in dress 2

  • @MarkSide_
    @MarkSide_ Год назад +229

    Thats the thing, no one realises that George, Elaine, and Kramer are not really friends, they're all friends to Jerry.

    • @jd0879
      @jd0879 Год назад +43

      False. Maybe at certain points in the beginning of the series but at one point they all became individual friends

    • @nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870
      @nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870 Год назад +18

      George and Kramer had their friendship moments like The Airport and The Dinner Party

    • @MarkSide_
      @MarkSide_ Год назад +9

      @@jd0879 I disagree I think later in the series George and Elaine can’t stand each other Elaine even physically hits George at times lol, and Kramer just draws closer to Jerry.

    • @MrYac-ie8ie
      @MrYac-ie8ie Год назад +10

      @@MarkSide_ but Elaine hits them all. clearly, they had issues but Elaine and George specifically spent a decent amount of time just the 2 of them.

    • @lexkanyima2195
      @lexkanyima2195 Год назад +1

      ​@@MrYac-ie8iebut they are less cohesive

  • @Producedbylevithomas
    @Producedbylevithomas Год назад +13

    THIS IS AWESOME! the characters are completely mashing together with different stories

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 Год назад +13

    The department of, you know.... whatever!

  • @drunkweebmarine9492
    @drunkweebmarine9492 Год назад +17

    you'll never pull it off

  • @plinsf
    @plinsf Год назад +7

    "You'll never pull it off"

  • @phile6889
    @phile6889 Год назад +31

    Julia looked good in anything! 🤩😍

    • @leeannasloan2292
      @leeannasloan2292 Год назад +1

      I think so too...even the black dress didn't look bad on her.

  • @chadkitchen7550
    @chadkitchen7550 Год назад +8

    The saleswoman is very attractive 😍

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb Год назад +9

    Kramer always has a good point ☝️

  • @Hurricanelive
    @Hurricanelive Год назад +8

    The purple certainly was miles ahead of the former. If the former was a 2 the purple was a zinger dinger at an 8, maybe 9 with a nice large bracelet, pearls or silver necklace, matching clutch, maybe some teardrop earrings. Maybe a size up padded push up bra. Complete the look and she could do little kicks in that (or out) any day of the week.

  • @christophergolfer
    @christophergolfer Год назад +13

    The department of… you know, whatever.

  • @JustAGuyProduction
    @JustAGuyProduction Год назад +6

    Kramer's reaction was great.

  • @pandam9638
    @pandam9638 Год назад +45

    That random actor that said"you'll never pull it of" was the funniest and most entertaining in this whole episode.
    I know to spot great things when I see them.

    • @anhthuleo8604
      @anhthuleo8604 Год назад +1

      right i'm always looking for this scene just for him

    • @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
      @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld Год назад

      @pandam9638
      Hey !! are you that actor??!

    • @pandam9638
      @pandam9638 Год назад

      @@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld no

    • @QuicksilverSG
      @QuicksilverSG Год назад +5

      How bout that sidewalk scene in LA, where George and Jerry ask a guy walking by, "Say, where are we?" and he goes, "Earth."

    • @pandam9638
      @pandam9638 Год назад +2

      @@QuicksilverSG Not even close.
      And I don't recall it, doesn't even matters it sound stupid

  • @pinkfreud62
    @pinkfreud62 Год назад +7

    There was an episode of Shark Tank where some woman was trying to pitch skinny mirrors.

  • @Banschinabox
    @Banschinabox Год назад +13

    If only the store had a TR6 Mannequin to try it on for her.

  • @fromthehaven94
    @fromthehaven94 Год назад +65

    Jerry, George, and Kramer might not be fashionable people, but they helped Elaine avoid looking foolish. And in the different dress, the stranger on the street.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Год назад +4

      Kramer is fashionable. A little raggedy, but he has style. Jerry too, it looks like the early 90s threw up all over him.

    • @tehidiotboys3010
      @tehidiotboys3010 10 месяцев назад

      Jerry is incredibly fashionable, even Kramer pulls off a lot of good outfits

  • @LowLevelNC
    @LowLevelNC Год назад +31

    She could've returned it for spite.

    • @charlesezelle465
      @charlesezelle465 Год назад +8

      …I’m sorry but, we can’t return any items here based purely on spite…

    • @drdankubus
      @drdankubus Год назад +1

      Nice.

  • @GaryYork-tk2ow
    @GaryYork-tk2ow Год назад +7

    "Yeah, I just sold my suit to Bania for a cool 300".

    • @r-w-r
      @r-w-r 5 месяцев назад +1

      With Uma's number in the pocket.

  • @trashtvinternational
    @trashtvinternational Год назад +8

    It would be funnier if they arrest her for shoplifting and she gotta explain the skinny mirrors

  • @michaelremer7721
    @michaelremer7721 Год назад +8

    “Moisturizer?! That’s girl stuff. “

  • @skankcore808
    @skankcore808 Год назад +5

    Always loved this episode...she looks greeeat!

  • @CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages
    @CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages 9 месяцев назад +1

    Store mirrors make me look bigger, I guess "skinny mirrors" have the opposite effect on people who are already skinny.

  • @alexmapp5444
    @alexmapp5444 Год назад +15

    I love this scene!

  • @JD_300
    @JD_300 Год назад +8

    George could easily look good in Prada, Gucci pants, dolce and Gabanna leopard underwear and a Versace speedo if he wanted but he doesn’t

  • @Larry_Dean
    @Larry_Dean Год назад +3

    that dress would pop off in 2023

  • @SimsMoyal
    @SimsMoyal 3 месяца назад

    I love you Jerry Seinfeld thank you for being yourself

  • @whateverman2674
    @whateverman2674 Год назад +4

    ''you will never pull it off''
    i actually thought she looked great

  • @peterromero284
    @peterromero284 Год назад +8

    “You’ll never pull it off.”

  • @yyndsai
    @yyndsai Год назад +2

    That's sales women in really beautiful

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад

      Nice legs, but annoying voice.

  • @ropersix
    @ropersix Год назад +5

    Let's also remember, Kramer's nancy-boy cream leaked all over the pockets of his jacket and ruined it. The episode of ruined clothes!

  • @RR-xu5xk
    @RR-xu5xk Год назад +3

    Need to see Kenny in this clip!

  • @Marita940
    @Marita940 Год назад +1

    Absolutely true 😅😅😅

  • @YoussefHamade
    @YoussefHamade Год назад +3

    This is my first time ever getting ads on a Seinfeld video. I wonder why that is.

    • @YoussefHamade
      @YoussefHamade Год назад +2

      @@Droogs no, but even without premium, this was the only channel that never showed me ads, not a single one. That was until today of course.

  • @kennethwhitehusrt8726
    @kennethwhitehusrt8726 Год назад +1

    Elaine,.... So funny 🤣 so funny 🤣!!!!;¡!!!

  • @kennethwhitehusrt8726
    @kennethwhitehusrt8726 Год назад

    So that thing,... So funny 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dianepope515
    @dianepope515 11 месяцев назад

    Elaine you're not shaped up anyways so it will fit right 😂😂😂

  • @do8559
    @do8559 Год назад +15

    Couldn’t she return the purple dress using the 30 day return policy? That lady was horrible to make her keep the dress

    • @z0z111
      @z0z111 Год назад

      YES
      CONSUMER RIGHTS

    • @drdankubus
      @drdankubus Год назад +10

      No way! She shoplifted and damaged it! The store could have pressed charges. She got off easy. :)

    • @lexkanyima2195
      @lexkanyima2195 Год назад

      So how did she caught ?

    • @r-w-r
      @r-w-r 5 месяцев назад

      Nope, the dress has been flagged.

  • @nadimabbas4093
    @nadimabbas4093 Год назад +7

    Elaine looks so beautiful in that dress! It's a shame she has to return it😍😉

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Год назад +1

      Her arms DO look like something hanging in a deli😅 , tho.

    • @sameerolail
      @sameerolail Год назад

      Nah, u just being nice. The dress is wearing her,instead of her wearing the dress.

  • @MEL2theJ
    @MEL2theJ Год назад +1

    We ❤ Skinny Mirrors

  • @ToddNZMTB
    @ToddNZMTB Год назад +2

    They probably have the opposite in the maternity section 😂

  • @Trtevoorryu
    @Trtevoorryu Год назад +5

    The second dress wasnt that bad

  • @EchoRhythmMusic
    @EchoRhythmMusic 13 дней назад

    Elaine’s dress makes her look like Neo from Matrix 2

  • @taxidancing87
    @taxidancing87 Год назад +30

    Imagine if Kramer had caught Elaine COMPLETELY NAKED for a second time 😂

  • @AccentShmaccent
    @AccentShmaccent 4 месяца назад +1

    “That’s girl stuff” 😂😂 …It was in the mid 90’s

  • @michellepetros8491
    @michellepetros8491 Год назад +2

    The dress is too loose not too tight 😂

  • @JakePaas
    @JakePaas Год назад +9

    Elaine would look good in anything, especially a bikini and birthday suit.

  • @MrPnew1
    @MrPnew1 Месяц назад

    How fast was she walking?

  • @muskokamike127
    @muskokamike127 9 месяцев назад +1

    hat's off to checking out elaine's little lacy white bra......

  • @johntaylor7350
    @johntaylor7350 Месяц назад +1

    I have trouble telling them apart .. only can tell elaine from the voice is female but not the gentleman.. how

    • @johntaylor7350
      @johntaylor7350 Месяц назад

      Is it to tell when watching at night in poor vision

  • @caseybanter
    @caseybanter Год назад +2

    She was able to return the 1st dress... she should be able to return the 2nd one.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +1

      She didn't return the first dress, they were allowing her to exchange it...and it wasn't damaged. The second dress was damaged.

  • @cooltrades7469
    @cooltrades7469 Год назад +4

    Every word is a piece in a mastermind puzzle ......

  • @dans9463
    @dans9463 11 месяцев назад

    They must have done a dress rehearsal for this episode.

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 Год назад +4

    Elaine 🥰

  • @SuperN1ntendoChalmers
    @SuperN1ntendoChalmers 5 месяцев назад

    I really don't see how any of them would consider Elaine a friend. She is a terrible person, but she is VERY attractive.

  • @YoungMeasures
    @YoungMeasures Год назад +1

    Elaine being a Karen :))

  • @DetectiveTrupo203
    @DetectiveTrupo203 Год назад +1

    Yes

  • @mrw23
    @mrw23 Год назад +3

    This was a goood episode!

  • @webstercat
    @webstercat Год назад

    I knew some who had a reflective deficiency. It took him years to learn how to use a mirror.

  • @joeharris3878
    @joeharris3878 Год назад +1

    It's not "demmy" ?

  • @ringtail2925
    @ringtail2925 Год назад +1

    Wait it took 6 Seasons for Elenie and Kramer to spend time together? Sounds like something outta the third or second season

  • @BrianD0313
    @BrianD0313 Год назад +30

    I have no idea how Elaine thought that first dress was even good looking. It's filled with holes and you can see her underwear.
    Second dress wasn't that bad; It was a bit silly that she walked out of the building with it.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +8

      You see, in comedy....

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm Год назад +4

      You do know that women don’t always wear bras, yes?

    • @BrianD0313
      @BrianD0313 Год назад +1

      @@SKa-tt9nm I don't think Elaine is one of those people

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Год назад +1

      ​@@bossfan49That's an asinine generalization. The scene where she's able to exit the store with the dress on is a dumb premise even for comedy... and even by 90s standards when theft was already blatant in these kind of stores.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +3

      @@redacted2275 Yeah, of course they would have security tags. But it's an fn sitcom. I'm not gonna let that ruin it for me.

  • @bantehayes9973
    @bantehayes9973 Год назад

    Why didn't she just stop going there? The second dress confirmed her theory.

  • @apprentessjgooden2263
    @apprentessjgooden2263 Год назад +3

    Julia Louis - Dreyfus is ahead of her time and should be honored, she created a persona over 25 years ago that's still relevant today.

  • @alexchavez4978
    @alexchavez4978 Год назад +1

    What’s with the ads? I only watch seinfeld clips on your channel bcoz you have no ads running.

    • @mac888spectral7
      @mac888spectral7 Год назад +1

      The clips got popular, someone in greedyland took notice, and here we are.

  • @SkiKoala
    @SkiKoala Год назад +16

    The Legend of Zelda: Tears of Elaine

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Год назад +8

      This makes no sense but will be upvoted because Legend of Zelda: TOTK is recent and trending.

  • @angeloiodice9304
    @angeloiodice9304 11 месяцев назад

    I mean, to leave a store with a non-purchased dress on is usually “shoplifting” in most parts of the world. Am I missing something?

  • @JK-uj8ur
    @JK-uj8ur Год назад +13

    She looks fine to me

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Год назад +6

      Nah, she’ll never pull it off.

    • @XFS540
      @XFS540 Год назад +3

      @@steverogers7601She will when she meets me 😏 lol

    • @tmrevenge
      @tmrevenge Год назад +1

      She looked HOT!

  • @marks6663
    @marks6663 Год назад

    Something doesn't make sense to me. They exchanged the First dress for her which she wore home but they won't exchange the second dress that she simply wore outside the store?

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Год назад +3

    Wait’ll that Uma smells this uba

  • @Beechgoose1
    @Beechgoose1 Год назад

    My hallway mirror is fat.
    My bathroom mirror is skinny, but not full length. Damn!

  • @johncole273
    @johncole273 Год назад

    You wear it outside

  • @lastlaff2777
    @lastlaff2777 Год назад +1

    Continuity error. White bra to a black bra.

  • @ss-pw4zj
    @ss-pw4zj Год назад

    So does returning mean exchange?

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Год назад

      Exchange means they were not willing to give her her money back, but allow the money she spent on it to be put towards a different dress instead.
      It's pretty sketchy if you ask me.

  • @DiscoMouse
    @DiscoMouse Год назад +1

    The Department of Y’Know Whatever

  • @gjswilson
    @gjswilson Год назад

    Elaine, the original "Karen"

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад

      Right, no one ever complained before Elaine.

  • @bacillusanthracis69
    @bacillusanthracis69 Год назад

    3:28

  • @CrazyHLady
    @CrazyHLady Год назад +1

    Fun fact: A woman actually pitched a skinny mirror on shark tank

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Год назад

      Did they deride her for such an obviously duplicitous device?

    • @CrazyHLady
      @CrazyHLady Год назад

      @@nthgth yep

  • @MRWINDYMETHANE
    @MRWINDYMETHANE Год назад +5

    Huh, who knew Link persuaded Zelda to invest in a clothing store.

  • @jyesucevitz
    @jyesucevitz Год назад

    hotsie-natzi? Jerry?!

  • @lemonhead162
    @lemonhead162 6 месяцев назад

    Elaine was so conceited for absolutely no reason. That hair.

  • @CasvalRemDaikun0079
    @CasvalRemDaikun0079 Год назад

    I just miss Barney's

  • @tumblingdown
    @tumblingdown Год назад

    The dress is fine, but it needs something underneath. 😬

  • @LTDANMAN44
    @LTDANMAN44 Год назад

    THEY MAKE SKINNY MIRRORS?