"MORE TWILIGHT" - A Bad Lip Reading of The Twilight Saga: New Moon

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • Bella... Jacob... Edward... and soul food.
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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @amandabailly6503
    @amandabailly6503 8 лет назад +5437

    WAIT I NEED YOUR HAIRSPRAY!

    • @livelyapples7683
      @livelyapples7683 8 лет назад +35

      LMAO😂😂

    • @zephera4205
      @zephera4205 8 лет назад +14

      EXACTLY!

    • @YTFlove4ever
      @YTFlove4ever 8 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Andromedarose
      @Andromedarose 8 лет назад +49

      I WAS LATHING MY ASS OFF WHEN HE SAID THAT! Also. I tripped over a gummy bear!! MUCH BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL MOVIE LMAO LOL

    • @brookekimball
      @brookekimball 7 лет назад +9

      Amanda Bailly lol I laughed so hard at that part😂

  • @lolatheprofessional3883
    @lolatheprofessional3883 9 лет назад +3076

    Could they just dub the entire movie???? This is the best thing ive seen in nine days

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 9 лет назад +128

      What did you see nine days earlier?

    • @Ambear_
      @Ambear_ 9 лет назад +21

      this is not just the best thing in 5 days its the best thing in 5 years!

    • @Ambear_
      @Ambear_ 9 лет назад +9

      +PendulumFTW i wounder too😊

    • @mistalp1447
      @mistalp1447 8 лет назад +18

      +nina nachocheez Actually, I am now in the process of lip reading an entire movie (Megaforce) and I intend to send it to Bad Lip Reading in hopes of their posting it or parts of it onto their channel

    • @animegirl7008
      @animegirl7008 8 лет назад +11

      Can't they just dub the whole series

  • @oliviapruitt4906
    @oliviapruitt4906 8 лет назад +3967

    "I ran over a gummy bear"
    "You want pizza?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lisahuff8481
      @lisahuff8481 7 лет назад +62

      Olivia Pruitt We can play checkers for money

    • @mk1380
      @mk1380 6 лет назад +6

      Olivia Pruitt me with my friends

    • @anookishexception7234
      @anookishexception7234 6 лет назад +8

      Olivia Pruitt I heard "I feel like a gummy bear"
      Jacob: Want pizza
      Bella: Now?

    • @aftonkivido7472
      @aftonkivido7472 6 лет назад +3

      I was laughing so lekka for that line😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aichohvee
      @aichohvee 5 лет назад +1

      @@aftonkivido7472 What's ''so lekka''?

  • @abdullahali6781
    @abdullahali6781 8 лет назад +2870

    "hooo sweet"
    "uhhhh like uhhh I need my Christmas present"
    "uhhh I didn't buy it yet"
    "but you said you would-"
    "I know but I'm like so wasted"
    "no no no no"
    "I got you a nice present, you can frisk me and you can have it"
    I can see this being a real conversation between a couple 😂😂😂

    • @rowe8617
      @rowe8617 8 лет назад +31

      right😂😂😂

    • @plumdutchess
      @plumdutchess 8 лет назад +161

      He actually looks wasted. More realistic than the actual story 😄.

    • @lillyaustin4964
      @lillyaustin4964 8 лет назад +4

      uh

    • @natashashaw5327
      @natashashaw5327 7 лет назад +4

      Abdullah Ali, What the fuck?!?!

    • @abdullahali6781
      @abdullahali6781 7 лет назад +18

      Natasha Shaw im confused lol what the fuck what?

  • @cornishphilosopher
    @cornishphilosopher 8 лет назад +1289

    Bella "Hey, Stickers are embarrassing"
    Bella's dad "Baby we don't need your fancy words!"

    • @dribaby98
      @dribaby98 7 лет назад +38

      I was looking for this comment and I'm glad I found it. I always come back to these videos and die laughing!

    • @MzShaybutta
      @MzShaybutta Год назад +4

      This the one😂😂

    • @bigdaddycool6930
      @bigdaddycool6930 Год назад +6

      “But there’s dwarves! Absolutely… cute dwarves-“ and then Harry cuts in “The kind that won’t stick around?” LMAO

  • @xzcvzxvxcvz
    @xzcvzxvxcvz 8 лет назад +3789

    --Today my rabbit went to the hospital. You know, little Dougie
    --Well, he's dead then...You know, not to be weird but it's expensive. They're not going to fix your boring rabbit. Sorry. But it's ok, he'll make great meat. Maybe this weekend I'll make stew.
    😂😂😂 They should've kept that one going. It seemed like the actual script lol

  • @elsenworker4924
    @elsenworker4924 8 лет назад +1701

    "FISH BREASTS?!"
    -Bella

    • @Mysterikat1
      @Mysterikat1 8 лет назад +31

      omg that was so funny

    • @frozenbeans7922
      @frozenbeans7922 4 года назад +52

      "Little pig, little pig China min"

    • @the-dullahan
      @the-dullahan 4 года назад +28

      No wonder she got so mad he slapped a fish.

    • @bullymaguire8038
      @bullymaguire8038 3 года назад +1

      only 3 replies wow

    • @elliedodson8153
      @elliedodson8153 3 года назад +3

      I was scrolling through and saw this right when she said it XD

  • @leahhart237
    @leahhart237 8 лет назад +775

    NO WAIT I NEED YOUR HAIRSPRAY

    • @anyag5913
      @anyag5913 8 лет назад +6

      +Natalie Johnson you want some pizza?

    • @SingMeADisaster
      @SingMeADisaster 8 лет назад +12

      +Natalie Johnson we could play checkers for money 😂

    • @chrissy93x
      @chrissy93x 7 лет назад

      lol

    • @user-hj5oq6vt1v
      @user-hj5oq6vt1v 7 лет назад +5

      Leah Hart That's so... loserly

    • @mohima1367
      @mohima1367 6 лет назад +5

      He needs it for his extra long hair

  • @leojah9715
    @leojah9715 9 лет назад +713

    the little 'oh no' as she falls over the motorbike should be played on a 10 hours loop at my funeral please thanks

  • @TheBotinator300
    @TheBotinator300 10 лет назад +823

    You guys should make Harry Potter Bad Lip Reading.

  • @Cross_Hat
    @Cross_Hat 8 лет назад +2175

    The sound Bella makes when she crashes XD is sooooo funny
    Thank you for so many likes 😊

    • @jackfrost2482
      @jackfrost2482 8 лет назад

      TheChelseafc444 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rainbird26
      @rainbird26 7 лет назад +39

      TheChelseafc444 You want pizza ?

    • @sienna1290
      @sienna1290 7 лет назад +79

      I ran over a gummy bear

    • @ang_cecxi1996
      @ang_cecxi1996 7 лет назад

      +Sienna o_o Lmao

    • @lovemyfrenns
      @lovemyfrenns 4 месяца назад

      had to rewind it when i saw your comment and died laughing 🤣

  • @AiLoveGaara
    @AiLoveGaara 4 года назад +68

    0:58 “It’s neat how you don’t have really biiiig...boobies... It’s cool.”
    His arm gestures and drop of his gaze was perfect! Haven’t seen the movie but after this, do I even have to?

  • @GabyGeorge1996
    @GabyGeorge1996 8 лет назад +220

    Kristen Stewart is talking about dwarves.
    She was also in a film adaptation of snow white

  • @klspeidel17
    @klspeidel17 10 лет назад +172

    If they did a bad lip reading of the whole movie, and it was released in theaters, I would so buy tickets. xD

    • @patrickh92able
      @patrickh92able 10 лет назад +5

      it did.. oh that's right it hasn't released yet, still waiting on the first movie.

  • @RetroHideout
    @RetroHideout 10 лет назад +171

    "Stickers are embarrassing!"
    "Baby, we don't need your fancy words."

  • @kandicemurphy4478
    @kandicemurphy4478 8 лет назад +447

    XDD I feel like this would have been the actual movie if everyone was on drugs

    • @payton9403
      @payton9403 3 года назад +6

      HOLD ON WE ARE ABOUT TO RE-FILM I WILL GO TO CALI AND GET THE DRUGS

    • @raymondshaw
      @raymondshaw 3 года назад +10

      No, this would have been the film if they let Robert Pattinson write the script.

    • @returnoftheromans6726
      @returnoftheromans6726 3 года назад +1

      @@raymondshaw
      So true!!! 😂

    • @jenniferross3314
      @jenniferross3314 3 года назад +1

      Lmfao 😂

  • @alwaysinitbabeee
    @alwaysinitbabeee 8 лет назад +1684

    "I need a ear wig"
    "A what?"
    "A ear wig, it's like a rotten potato that two people flip"
    "Seriously we could use it!"
    "Well no you can't.."
    "Yeah we got ya'll toothbrushes"
    "So it's like viva la toofy"
    "So anyways will you shave my back?"
    "I wonder who shaves yours"
    "Uhhh I do?"
    "Even like the front patch?"
    "Uhhh yeah a bit.."
    Hahaha I laughed so hard😂

    • @aanshiarruk946
      @aanshiarruk946 8 лет назад +20

      An earwig is a bug

    • @cunjoz
      @cunjoz 8 лет назад +3

      best part! xD

    • @marshall21213
      @marshall21213 7 лет назад +7

      AddyPattyTheKrabbyPatty Wow... did you seriously just type what we just heard... Why?

    • @guacamole-cult
      @guacamole-cult 6 лет назад +7

      I literally just read this as it came in the video🤣

    • @kriskros4900
      @kriskros4900 6 лет назад +2

      I died at this

  • @StudioErsatz
    @StudioErsatz 8 лет назад +154

    Is it weird that I find that that voice suits Bella more than her actual voice

    • @cheese8133
      @cheese8133 3 года назад +11

      Yeah and Jacob has the weirdest voice ever 😅

  • @elizabethbravewood1975
    @elizabethbravewood1975 9 лет назад +619

    0:46
    '' I Ran Over a Gummy Bear ''
    Omg I Died Of Laughter!

    • @makaylareitman1232
      @makaylareitman1232 9 лет назад +26

      the way he said pizza was funny

    • @david3liud
      @david3liud 9 лет назад +1

      Me too lmao

    • @AirWreckerr
      @AirWreckerr 9 лет назад +1

      Elizabeth BraveWood That is the best part lollll

    • @Smile-ms5ul
      @Smile-ms5ul 9 лет назад

      Elizabeth BraveWood hahahaha omg right !

    • @jljj6491
      @jljj6491 6 лет назад

      Elizabeth BraveWood same lmao

  • @anonimanonim2710
    @anonimanonim2710 Год назад +36

    "I'm not good... looking... I was just kidding; yeah, I am."
    That's his actual vibe in the whole series! 🤣😂🤣🤣🤬🤬

  • @SchleichWhisper
    @SchleichWhisper 9 лет назад +226

    The rabbit scene.
    I. Can't handle this.
    "This weekend I'll make stew."
    Oh my gosh ahahhahahahaha

  • @Fatherlake
    @Fatherlake 8 лет назад +276

    "You're a freak I bet." "Well you're a make out walrus, so..." "I'm a sugar baby, for rabbits... And walruses." "Oh."

  • @ElveeKaye
    @ElveeKaye 10 лет назад +70

    This makes way more sense than the original script.

  • @hanadavies5712
    @hanadavies5712 7 лет назад +348

    I woke my family up laughing too hard when Bella yelled
    "FISH BREASTS!!"

    • @thefrogsscalp777
      @thefrogsscalp777 4 года назад +6

      “Little pig little pig” hahahaha

    • @outcognito_2398
      @outcognito_2398 2 года назад +5

      @@thefrogsscalp777 “China men”😂😂

    • @the_better_tokito_twin
      @the_better_tokito_twin Год назад +2

      For real and then you can see Caius in the background just like "bro ya good?"

    • @NerdSista1
      @NerdSista1 Год назад +2

      YUP! best part 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vincenzo4606
    @vincenzo4606 10 лет назад +13

    1:40 "Baby we don't need your fancy words." GENIUS

  • @leppaberry
    @leppaberry 9 лет назад +230

    R.I.P. Little Dougy

    • @theotterislands8642
      @theotterislands8642 9 лет назад +51

      +leppaberry He shall rest in pieces,
      in the stew

    • @Djlullaby22
      @Djlullaby22 6 лет назад +1

      Little dougy is the name of the pet hospital, not her rabbit.

  • @tiffanynguyen7406
    @tiffanynguyen7406 10 лет назад +202

    Wait I need your hairspray!!
    I ran over a gummy bear…

    • @emilymoore8733
      @emilymoore8733 10 лет назад +19

      Wanna get pizza

    • @normfrog9877
      @normfrog9877 10 лет назад +4

      Now?

    • @Ana-jh5gj
      @Ana-jh5gj 10 лет назад +10

      we can play checkers for money

    • @Mei-oj7vp
      @Mei-oj7vp 10 лет назад +1

      I had already a headache! Now I'm choking! x.x

    • @Mei-oj7vp
      @Mei-oj7vp 10 лет назад +1

      ***** :D Yes, yes it is.
      So you're a kpop-per xD ?

  • @annalisenuckolls8206
    @annalisenuckolls8206 8 лет назад +282

    NO WAIT, I NEED YOUR HAIRSPRAY. AND THEN SHE FELL OFF THE BIKE. I TOTALLY LOST IT

  • @AudreyTheMonkey
    @AudreyTheMonkey 10 лет назад +325

    PLEASE DO FROZEN
    IT WOULD BE THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!

    • @ajalynne3717
      @ajalynne3717 10 лет назад +1

      Totally

    • @AudreyTheMonkey
      @AudreyTheMonkey 10 лет назад +2

      yeah come on do frozen!PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!I WILL SUBSCRIBE YOU AND TELL ALL MY FRIENDS TO!

    • @sk8king135
      @sk8king135 10 лет назад +1

      Audrey Tompkins what makes you think they will do it for a couple extra subs? they already have 3m.

    • @victorialevy7797
      @victorialevy7797 10 лет назад +1

      Your icon

    • @AudreyTheMonkey
      @AudreyTheMonkey 10 лет назад +1

      SHUT UP SK8KING135. dont you want them to do frozen!?

  • @StarCloudyy
    @StarCloudyy 8 лет назад +639

    I do like a nice egg, and you picked me a cookie XD

  • @MidnightSonnet
    @MidnightSonnet 8 лет назад +165

    The next time I try to help someone who's gotten into an accident, the first thing I'll ask them is if they want some pizza. Everything else will fall into place. XD

  • @Marssnowable
    @Marssnowable 7 лет назад +114

    "no one is going to fix your boring rabbit"

  • @sirih4085
    @sirih4085 7 лет назад +478

    "iii iii'm not good looking"
    "i was just kidding , yeah i am "

  • @FoxyTheMangleREALswag
    @FoxyTheMangleREALswag 9 лет назад +248

    "I need my Christmas present."
    "I didn't buy it yet..."
    "But you said you-"
    "I know but I'm like so wasted..."
    XD

    • @oof1226
      @oof1226 9 лет назад +5

      Foxy The Mangle REAL i read this right as it happened xD

    • @FoxyTheMangleREALswag
      @FoxyTheMangleREALswag 9 лет назад +1

      Teacakee
      XD

    • @Ambear_
      @Ambear_ 9 лет назад +1

      i would react the same

  • @Etigress
    @Etigress 10 лет назад +10

    1:15 best part "I'm not good looking....I was just kidding...yeah i am"

  • @lucyhendry8276
    @lucyhendry8276 8 лет назад +227

    I ran over a gummy bear!
    Do you want pizza?
    Noooo.
    Well we can play checkers for the money..

    • @lucyhendry8276
      @lucyhendry8276 8 лет назад +5

      When I was in jail.. There was a guy who kept messing around with his glove.

    • @lucyhendry8276
      @lucyhendry8276 8 лет назад +16

      FISH BREASTS! Little pig little pig.. China men.

    • @xzcvzxvxcvz
      @xzcvzxvxcvz 8 лет назад +4

      +Lucy Hendry Ok dude, I'm gonna find some bugs...and we're gonna fight
      Lol

    • @doctorerosxcelsior
      @doctorerosxcelsior 8 лет назад

      zig th km hk jj o

    • @arira-san919
      @arira-san919 4 года назад

      Fish breasts little pig little pig ... jinamen

  • @gdelaney
    @gdelaney 8 лет назад +220

    "I ran over a gummy bear"

  • @jasminineee5295
    @jasminineee5295 10 лет назад +232

    this is how twilight should be😂😂😂

  • @claudiatucker9116
    @claudiatucker9116 8 лет назад +42

    "FISH BREASTS!!""Little pig little pig," "China men?" Omg this is the best lip read ever!

  • @makeupmaiden18
    @makeupmaiden18 10 лет назад +81

    *WAIT, I need your hairspray!*

  • @Blackopsgod0001
    @Blackopsgod0001 10 лет назад +111

    Today, my rabbit went to the hospital... Little Dougie..

    • @betsyb
      @betsyb 9 лет назад +14

      No one's gonna fix your boring rabbit

    • @EvanMe
      @EvanMe 9 лет назад +8

      Betsy Benisek But it's okay, he'll make great meat.

    • @spitfireGamesVR
      @spitfireGamesVR 9 лет назад +3

      EvanMe maybe i will even make some stew

  • @rickicollins3548
    @rickicollins3548 10 лет назад +162

    Still a better love story than twilight

  • @melancholyism
    @melancholyism 7 лет назад +28

    "I need an earwig."
    "A what?"
    "An earwig, it's like a rotten potato that two people flip."

  • @rajithwarren529
    @rajithwarren529 10 лет назад +79

    'I ran over a gummy bear.'
    - 'You want pizza?'

  • @yamosanos1684
    @yamosanos1684 10 лет назад +17

    I need full movies of these. They're hysterical

  • @KeisukeHoashi
    @KeisukeHoashi 9 лет назад +568

    Incredible - the worse the acting, the better the lipreading!

    • @plauffer5448
      @plauffer5448 6 лет назад +22

      Keisuke Hoashi the better the acting the better the lipreading

    • @RealDystopianFrog
      @RealDystopianFrog 4 года назад

      You're so right.

  • @Poenut
    @Poenut 6 лет назад +68

    "Front patch" 😂

  • @sherman614
    @sherman614 10 лет назад +90

    "Viva La Toothie."

    • @KvotheArgentum
      @KvotheArgentum 10 лет назад +63

      Theriously, we could uthe it!

    • @RamiJedd
      @RamiJedd 10 лет назад

      Martin Lopez Ramos
      xDDDDDD

  • @AndyFetisov
    @AndyFetisov 10 лет назад +14

    2:28 "I know, but I'm like so wasted" LOL, omg if you could edit these clips into the real movie to change the story line and add comedy then compile it as Bad Lip Reading director's cut edition and upload it to a torrent site, the ppl watching it for the first time would be mentally fucked and argue with friends about the details, I feel compelled to just do that lol

  • @Lucy-t3o5d
    @Lucy-t3o5d 9 лет назад +54

    "I ran over a gummy bear" XD

  • @reganhinz8556
    @reganhinz8556 8 лет назад +72

    "I went over a gummy bear"
    "want some pizza?"
    "NOOOO?? "
    " we could play checkers for money"
    actual convo I've had xD

  • @calicoastcomrad5370
    @calicoastcomrad5370 10 лет назад +7

    So, anyway... Will you shave my back? xD love that part. 2:05

  • @mercyhawke1348
    @mercyhawke1348 8 лет назад +69

    I do like a nice egg..and you baked me a cookie
    But I see that you like tweeker Mexican girls..and fine dining..
    Hahaha my favourite bit

  • @isakimura3652
    @isakimura3652 9 лет назад +36

    "I need an earwig."
    "A what?"
    "An earwig, it's like a rotten potato that two people flip.Seriously, we could use it."

  • @TheSienceShow
    @TheSienceShow 10 лет назад +38

    "I ran over a gummy bear" I laughed too hard

  • @QuinnyBoy95
    @QuinnyBoy95 10 лет назад +58

    "Theriously we could uthe it."

  • @ang_cecxi1996
    @ang_cecxi1996 7 лет назад +6

    0:23 it's so funny tht he looks like he doesn't care at ALL and said "then he's dead then" idk I just find it funny

  • @pawsomeproductions9422
    @pawsomeproductions9422 8 лет назад +24

    "But i need my christmas present"
    "I didn't buy it yet"
    "but you promised-"
    "But I'm so wasted"
    I'm dead

  • @KeeseToast
    @KeeseToast 10 лет назад +33

    The voice acting in this video is much better than the real "acting"

  • @morbidtherabbit
    @morbidtherabbit 8 лет назад +30

    I could watch the whole movie like this. Someone should make it. I have $5. I'll give it to you for making it.

  • @Lulek_98
    @Lulek_98 4 года назад +12

    "I'm not good looking"
    "Kidding"
    "Yea I am"
    😂😂😂

  • @angelinakinney5518
    @angelinakinney5518 8 лет назад +49

    Theriouthly, we could uth it...

  • @emilybeautifyy4693
    @emilybeautifyy4693 10 лет назад +116

    I ran over a gummy bear

  • @REQAL96
    @REQAL96 8 лет назад +94

    "Its neat how you don't have really big mboobieeeees" then he points it out 😂

    • @doopliss6648
      @doopliss6648 5 лет назад +7

      "When I was in jail, um there was this guy that messed around with his glove."

    • @carleigh5520
      @carleigh5520 4 года назад +4

      @@doopliss6648
      mk dude I'm going to find some box and we're gonna fight

    • @doopliss6648
      @doopliss6648 4 года назад +2

      @@carleigh5520 I think she said "bugs" not "box" :-)

    • @carleigh5520
      @carleigh5520 4 года назад +2

      @@doopliss6648
      Yeah you're right, listening to it again, it does sound like bugs

  • @enciclopedic4
    @enciclopedic4 2 года назад +5

    2:20 the "ohhhh sweet" sounds so well placed HAHAHAHAH

  • @katiehoughton2055
    @katiehoughton2055 8 лет назад +127

    "The Porpoise meat?"

  • @Milsyy44
    @Milsyy44 10 лет назад +53

    "I do like me a nice eeeegg, and you picked me a cookie?" Lol!

    • @ronnielee9190
      @ronnielee9190 10 лет назад +17

      I see you like tweaker Mexican girls......... And fine dining.

    • @TheKSH991
      @TheKSH991 10 лет назад +10

      Reinbo Wusky FISH BREASTS

  • @riseuplucky
    @riseuplucky 9 лет назад +139

    I do like a nithe egg

    • @VEVOreyna
      @VEVOreyna 9 лет назад +10

      And you baked me a cookie

    • @micahnewman
      @micahnewman 9 лет назад +7

      VEVOreyna And I see that you like tweeker Mexican girls... and fine dining!

    • @bZerghTVCSGO
      @bZerghTVCSGO 9 лет назад +14

      Micah Newman FISH BREAST..... little pig little pig.... china men?

    • @pointlessgirlxx
      @pointlessgirlxx 9 лет назад

      ***** That happens to me all the time

    • @logen7008
      @logen7008 7 лет назад

      dmurrdock24 right as I read this the part came up

  • @Jade-sp6wf
    @Jade-sp6wf 4 года назад +14

    *Bella out of control*
    Jacob: WAIT I NEED YOUR HAIR SPRAY
    *Bella crashes*

  • @JamesGreenKarma
    @JamesGreenKarma 10 лет назад +6

    3:14
    "You're a freak I bet."
    -
    "Well you're a make-out walrus, so...."
    -
    "Nope. I'm a sugar baby for, ah....rabbits....."
    -
    "Oh."
    -
    "...And walruses."
    (LoL/WTF!?)

  • @jadekulik1903
    @jadekulik1903 10 лет назад +105

    I ran over a gummy bear...

  • @canyougetout
    @canyougetout 7 лет назад +7

    0:11 I thought It was about her goosebumps, but um.. NO I JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT 😶

    • @GigiBennet
      @GigiBennet 4 дня назад

      Im.. usually familiar with stuff like this but idk what you’re talking about..so can I get an explanation…?

  • @jesusscousin2801
    @jesusscousin2801 8 лет назад +15

    "FISH BREASTS" I'm dead

  • @hoovepick
    @hoovepick 10 лет назад +35

    The motor cycle scene 😂😂😂

  • @corruptcookie5347
    @corruptcookie5347 9 лет назад +10

    "I'm not good looking.. I was just kidding.. Yeah I am."

  • @ianstonecypher3820
    @ianstonecypher3820 7 лет назад +29

    you have to watch out for gummy bears on the road

    • @blackunicorn6351
      @blackunicorn6351 4 года назад

      Yeah them little things will mess you up bad 😁

  • @Dollust
    @Dollust 7 лет назад +42

    Wait I need your hair spray!
    I tripped over a gummy bear
    XD

  • @SanbaiSan
    @SanbaiSan 10 лет назад +19

    "I'm a sugar baby."
    "Oh."
    "For rabbits.../and walruses/..."

  • @BombWarning
    @BombWarning 10 лет назад +39

    This is a better movie than twilight

  • @brandonryan1306
    @brandonryan1306 7 лет назад +11

    "You like tweaker Mexican girls"
    Im did

  • @TheFullmetal14
    @TheFullmetal14 10 лет назад +27

    the nosies bella makes when on the motorcycle xD

  • @theultimatepie4635
    @theultimatepie4635 10 лет назад +65

    You slapped a fi-i-ish

    • @katiejenkins8621
      @katiejenkins8621 10 лет назад +6

      pewwwwwdiiiepieeee

    • @theultimatepie4635
      @theultimatepie4635 10 лет назад +6

      XD lmao..
      I.need an ear wig
      Yea well we gots yalls toothbrushes so its like uh..viva la toothh

  • @draygonharris5934
    @draygonharris5934 9 лет назад +10

    "little pig little pig, china men!"

  • @CutoDracon
    @CutoDracon 8 лет назад +45

    "Oh no..ugh..I ran over the gummy bear."

  • @eliwilliams8562
    @eliwilliams8562 10 лет назад +37

    I need your hairspray!!! We could play checkers for money!!!!

  • @hetaes
    @hetaes 10 лет назад +6

    The best dialogue was Edward and Bella discussing her rabbit. That was hilarious.

  • @miaanthony4655
    @miaanthony4655 8 лет назад +12

    I honestly can't imagine the words any other way😂👏🏽

  • @PaytonMehsling
    @PaytonMehsling 9 лет назад +5

    "Hey, Stickers are embarrassing!"
    "Baby we don't need your fancy words.."
    😂😂

  • @Xander-gj6su
    @Xander-gj6su 10 лет назад +13

    3:05 FISH BREAST XD!!!!!

  • @debicrawford
    @debicrawford 9 лет назад +4

    This is such a crack up! Best RUclips channel I've come across in ages!! Cheers

  • @Bri-jy5wu
    @Bri-jy5wu 7 лет назад +104

    IM SO DEAD😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude
    @stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude 10 лет назад +30

    "I do like a nithe egg, and you baked me a cookie, But I see that you like tweaker mexican girls, and fine dining!"

  • @brennasimpson1843
    @brennasimpson1843 8 лет назад +14

    1:50 "I need an ear wig"
    3:17 "well you're a make out walrus"
    I'm screaming 😂😂😂

  • @danny_phantom91
    @danny_phantom91 10 лет назад +48

    how the hell is an earwig a rotten potato that 2 people flip? that is just silly! lol

  • @prince.ttyler1205
    @prince.ttyler1205 8 лет назад +8

    How much they talk about food, for Gods sake..... I'M LOVIN IT! (No Mcdonalds-Reference at all... nope)

  • @raehart1999
    @raehart1999 10 лет назад +24

    Wait i need your hairspray!

  • @arisafarias4808
    @arisafarias4808 10 лет назад +11

    Edward: "I know, but Im like so waisted." Haha!

  • @ILoveChrisChambers
    @ILoveChrisChambers 10 лет назад +10

    "hey stickers are embarassing!"
    "baby we don't need your fancy words"

  • @Smartcoughdrop
    @Smartcoughdrop 2 года назад +2

    having never seen twilight, I'm going to assume this is pretty much what it's like

  • @MrNamegame
    @MrNamegame 10 лет назад +38

    "i ran over a gummy bear..."
    I DIED LAUGHING!!!