The time I got stood up on a date 💔

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  • The time I got stood up on a date 💔
    While making this video I learned a lesson: don’t put your potatoes in a blender when making mashed potatoes. I assumed it would make the most smooth and fluffy mashed potatoes ever. The reality is that the fast moving blades tear the starch molecules, and you’re left with a gummy paste that is highly unappetizing.
    Over the past couple years on social media, I’ve learned so much about cooking in this exact way. Since I never went to culinary school or anything formal like that, nobody has ever told me things like “don’t blend potatoes”. But I’ve realized, this is the way I like learning!
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @MaxtheMeatGuy
    @MaxtheMeatGuy  2 года назад +4965

    Checkout my video battling Buffalo Wild Wings in their parking lot! ruclips.net/video/NfCyLJ2zT0U/видео.html

  • @DeviouslyModest
    @DeviouslyModest Год назад +25606

    "my roommates made fun of me and we had a great meal" this is true friendship

    • @tablescissors
      @tablescissors Год назад +49

      😬

    • @Hajime319
      @Hajime319 Год назад +257

      @@tablescissors what’s your problemo

    • @tablescissors
      @tablescissors Год назад +25

      @@Hajime319 😆

    • @-The_Souless
      @-The_Souless Год назад +424

      @@Hajime319 he’s watched too much tik tok that his brain can’t process words and now speaks in emojis sadly this is where this generation is headed

    • @silverooft0p
      @silverooft0p Год назад +47

      ​@@-The_Soulessyeah lol

  • @coldlikeburr8266
    @coldlikeburr8266 2 года назад +13742

    You didn't get stood up, you simply made a meal for the bros.

    • @yezki8
      @yezki8 Год назад +64

      Yea that's called stood up lmao

    • @devoteeofmediocrity821
      @devoteeofmediocrity821 Год назад +275

      @@yezki8 No. True bros date their bros.

    • @Oussama_On_Ladder
      @Oussama_On_Ladder Год назад +154

      ​@@devoteeofmediocrity821 you forget about the "kissing your homies forehead"

    • @dandrewm87
      @dandrewm87 Год назад +35

      ​@@Oussama_On_Ladder more like homes be suck'n his ummmm....I mean if he cooked em whats in the video

    • @Oussama_On_Ladder
      @Oussama_On_Ladder Год назад +15

      @@dandrewm87 😳😳

  • @burningelmo2281
    @burningelmo2281 2 года назад +75949

    His salt shaker called me poor 100 different ways-

    • @Newfrenzyfr
      @Newfrenzyfr Год назад +886

      No it’s actually like 50 bucks

    • @goodbutbetter
      @goodbutbetter Год назад +3439

      ​@@Newfrenzyfrwhich is still way expensive for a salt shaker

    • @DaddyM7MD
      @DaddyM7MD Год назад +1644

      ​@@Newfrenzyfr50 dollars that id rather spend somwhere else. thats atleast several nutella jars. Or like 200 pband jam sandwiches.

    • @lastname-Nm
      @lastname-Nm Год назад +86

      I want it

    • @CREDLACE
      @CREDLACE Год назад +437

      ​@@Newfrenzyfr 50 bucks for a salt shaker?! that's 20 dollars short of a brand new game at launch.

  • @ABS288
    @ABS288 Год назад +1951

    “She lit up the whole room”
    -Every y/n fanfic to ever exist.

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas Год назад +144

      She had bioluminescent blue cheese.

    • @kronicneurotic
      @kronicneurotic Год назад +101

      ​@@Ninjaananas"I stared into her blue cheese orbs"

    • @sussus4586
      @sussus4586 Год назад +38

      You forgot about how her eyes glow with happiness.

    • @AlbertChyn
      @AlbertChyn Год назад +8

      What’s y/n stand for?

    • @sussus4586
      @sussus4586 Год назад +14

      @@AlbertChyn your name

  • @dfquartzidn6151
    @dfquartzidn6151 Год назад +4823

    That really sucks, man. But at least she actually told you she couldn’t make it. I hope you’ll find someone one day.

    • @moxiemaxie3543
      @moxiemaxie3543 Год назад +169

      She told him after being an hour late. Im sure he's fine

    • @3rdeyeoracle434
      @3rdeyeoracle434 Год назад +37

      ​@@moxiemaxie3543 she was prob seeing someone else within that time frame

    • @daMoonSon
      @daMoonSon Год назад +19

      Yeah, she just went to meet alpha male. Don’t be so desperate.

    • @3rdeyeoracle434
      @3rdeyeoracle434 Год назад +8

      @@daMoonSon she prob went out with a narcissist, its koo she be back to him.

    • @NaughtiusMaximmus
      @NaughtiusMaximmus Год назад +289

      ​@@3rdeyeoracle434 way to go assuming the worst of people without a ground to stand on

  • @roguespearsf
    @roguespearsf Год назад +8726

    I stood up my wife on our first date by accident, I was in the military at the time and when I was getting ready for our date I passed out for a couple hours after I made the mistake of laying down after a shower.. I was tired. I called her as soon as I woke up and we ended up just playing cards and having cocktails at her apartment. We've been together for 13 years

    • @extraterestrial
      @extraterestrial Год назад

      Asshole...
      Jk, congrats on 13 years

    • @roguespearsf
      @roguespearsf Год назад +552

      @@dummystubbornme I'm glad, too. I wouldn't have my 3 children if it weren't for her, but I don't use reddit

    • @EvilPaladin11
      @EvilPaladin11 Год назад +114

      Wholesome! ^_^

    • @Aquablue62
      @Aquablue62 Год назад +91

      That’s so cute

    • @Darkstormsun9865
      @Darkstormsun9865 Год назад +128

      The most fun of times are often the ones we don't plan.

  • @NickDiGiovanni
    @NickDiGiovanni 2 года назад +19260

    Her loss baby - look at u now !

    • @st3fan735
      @st3fan735 2 года назад +186

      Hi Nick

    • @willse_
      @willse_ 2 года назад +333

      Your turn now Nick to talk about this subject. How your relationship or other dates started

    • @ihatetitcok2845
      @ihatetitcok2845 2 года назад +26

      Nick!

    • @whispy2535
      @whispy2535 2 года назад +15

      Nicky wsg buddy

    • @luciusjoeterry7526
      @luciusjoeterry7526 2 года назад +8

      How you doing bro

  • @user-Kyra
    @user-Kyra Год назад +510

    If someone stood this guy up, the rest of us are SCREWED.

    • @codywarhawk7099
      @codywarhawk7099 Год назад +10

      Maybe men are. But not women.

    • @dragonicarts12
      @dragonicarts12 11 месяцев назад +25

      ​@@codywarhawk7099 Nah all of us screwed man

    • @baha3alshamari152
      @baha3alshamari152 6 месяцев назад +1

      Not really since he is not a high value man (at least back then maybe he improved now)

    • @Darkcamera45
      @Darkcamera45 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@baha3alshamari152 and you are?

    • @baha3alshamari152
      @baha3alshamari152 5 месяцев назад

      @@Darkcamera45
      Yes

  • @Frankv2
    @Frankv2 2 года назад +25299

    Imagine being this guys friend and hearing he got stood up😭😂.
    "Hey my date didn't show up"
    "Oh HELL YE... I mean dang bro, that sucks"

    • @jiminiesmissingheight6027
      @jiminiesmissingheight6027 2 года назад +1198

      Imagine his friend being a vegan.
      "Damn, that really sucks"

    • @endpaceRL
      @endpaceRL 2 года назад +98

      @@jiminiesmissingheight6027 🤣

    • @Roko_Gacha
      @Roko_Gacha 2 года назад +100

      @@jiminiesmissingheight6027 imagine not knowing what your talking about because he is the friend
      Dang bro that sucks

    • @Zephyrus0174
      @Zephyrus0174 2 года назад +67

      @@Roko_Gacha imagine replying to a comment from 3 weeks ago
      "Dam bro that sucks"

    • @teshgsgsh1791
      @teshgsgsh1791 2 года назад +55

      @Owari da Imagine all the people living for today

  • @aether7718
    @aether7718 Год назад +6551

    The boys making fun of you but you still having a good time with em, Now that’s one hell of a friend group you have

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад +64

      The best friends I've had in life also constantly talked crap on me, (To my face) - and made me not only laugh, but be more self aware. I swear it's an actual instinctual thing for guys to remind each other how they appear, and it helps... I gotta go hang with my bro and cuss him out again. I love that dude.

    • @tituspaul4844
      @tituspaul4844 Год назад +24

      @@ZeranZeran best friends do make fun of you but in the time when you really need them they are there for you no matter what ❤❤

    • @harls3337
      @harls3337 Год назад +3

      Or maybe y’all men just don’t know how to stand up for y’all’s selves.

    • @CurrysNotEvenTop40AllTime
      @CurrysNotEvenTop40AllTime Год назад +12

      @@harls3337 your a woman I’m guessing 💀

    • @50thdollar61
      @50thdollar61 Год назад +5

      I make fun of my friends but when someone does we rise up and defend

  • @tashyboi
    @tashyboi 2 года назад +8161

    "Gourmet Cheese Dealer"
    You don't hear that everyday..

    • @Zarozian
      @Zarozian 2 года назад +77

      Shanghai China is like NYC but more advanced.

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum 2 года назад +22

      Nah you just aren't around me enough, i got gouda, jarlsberg, the one with the maggot poop in it the boss told me was important to sell, and parm

    • @dekudeku5520
      @dekudeku5520 2 года назад +19

      @@Quesoquantum no blue cheese ? No Swiss ? No cheddar ? No old English ? No homemade ? No goats milk chews ? No sheep’s milk cheese ? Sadge

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum 2 года назад +22

      @@dekudeku5520 I do. Not on me currently. Call the boss and I'll get you some. Just keep the feds out of it.

    • @The_Blue_Ender
      @The_Blue_Ender 2 года назад +4

      @@Quesoquantum no American cheese? good

  • @Misscarter86
    @Misscarter86 Год назад +9

    Your voice is so calming and relaxing 😌

    • @s.m.g.2166
      @s.m.g.2166 Год назад +6

      It's really not dude...

    • @nagitokomaeda8721
      @nagitokomaeda8721 8 месяцев назад

      ​@s.m.g.2166 if this isn't a calming and relaxing voice to you then you probably don't experience enough of the two

  • @AngryDuck143
    @AngryDuck143 2 года назад +11693

    “I sold the meat, she sold the cheese, can it be anymore obvious?”

    • @LeesReviews69
      @LeesReviews69 2 года назад +576

      “He smoked the meats, she smoked the cheese, what more can I say.”

    • @mikayla7260
      @mikayla7260 2 года назад +219

      And their baby charcuterie

    • @whoeusbsknsi
      @whoeusbsknsi 2 года назад +19

      @@LeesReviews69 hahahahahhaah

    • @mariaphillips8568
      @mariaphillips8568 2 года назад +228

      She wanted meat
      he’d never tell
      But secretly he wanted cheese as well

    • @LeesReviews69
      @LeesReviews69 2 года назад +16

      @@mariaphillips8568 omg 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jinks8795
    @jinks8795 2 года назад +2616

    "She sold cheese....And i sold sausages..." **coming to a theater near you**

    • @dr.antivaccine2242
      @dr.antivaccine2242 2 года назад +26

      Under Rated comment lmaoo had me dying

    • @nolesy34
      @nolesy34 2 года назад +29

      In the city, you must fight to survive

    • @carson5058
      @carson5058 2 года назад +3

      @@nolesy34 hi

    • @nolesy34
      @nolesy34 2 года назад +1

      @@carson5058 🙌

  • @Bento_Club
    @Bento_Club 2 года назад +5287

    No one would reject Max now with all his success

    • @gener6998
      @gener6998 2 года назад +49

      It's not worth the same anymore now though

    • @synister9059
      @synister9059 2 года назад +18

      @@gener6998 maybe don't look for love on tinder

    • @CA-by2br
      @CA-by2br 2 года назад +6

      Except Gordon ramsey

    • @ScholarAbroad
      @ScholarAbroad 2 года назад +1

      You’re almost at 10k followers, Bento Clubb

    • @williamj2460
      @williamj2460 2 года назад +2

      Because he was a simp

  • @TheVikingCats
    @TheVikingCats 4 месяца назад +141

    Her loss she didn’t get that MEAT

  • @macraiaba7707
    @macraiaba7707 Год назад +9745

    "Can a cheese girl fall in love with a meat guy?"💔

    • @Baron0009
      @Baron0009 Год назад +300

      I guess answer is no, but it's her loss!

    • @nishaanexe1546
      @nishaanexe1546 Год назад

      ⁠​⁠@@Baron0009eah cuz max can give her his meat

    • @snapedu9166
      @snapedu9166 Год назад +126

      Sound like a romance novel 😂😂

    • @kinesthetickitchen442
      @kinesthetickitchen442 Год назад +61

      Keto-riffic lust story

    • @atan6193
      @atan6193 Год назад

      ​@@snapedu9166hahahaha

  • @surren-sea
    @surren-sea 2 года назад +5778

    "she was pulling out wheels of cheese"

    • @fantasyrealm5960
      @fantasyrealm5960 2 года назад +185

      As one does🤣

    • @Recklesstexs
      @Recklesstexs 2 года назад +12

      Lol I don't think they get it

    • @iAmATR3YU
      @iAmATR3YU 2 года назад +13

      The things that make people laugh nowadays

    • @ethanwilliams9235
      @ethanwilliams9235 2 года назад +61

      Went from 0 to Skyrim real quick ',D

    • @deathwatch0099
      @deathwatch0099 2 года назад +49

      @@ethanwilliams9235 i just imagine her pulling big ass wheels of cheese out of no existent pockets

  • @markbasarab
    @markbasarab 2 года назад +23019

    It’s okay max now you have 1.5 millions fans you can cook for!

    • @stabz437
      @stabz437 2 года назад +272

      and we will show up

    • @Lake-sr2lc
      @Lake-sr2lc 2 года назад +54

      @𝘾𝘼𝙃sᴀɴɢᴇᴀɴ[™]♋ get out of the comments

    • @McLova911
      @McLova911 2 года назад +48

      Especially the bots 😂

    • @babykitty5288
      @babykitty5288 2 года назад +7

      1.4k likes and 4 comments 😂😂😂

    • @MaxGamin69
      @MaxGamin69 2 года назад +9

      @@stabz437 i Aint flying to a random RUclipsr

  • @r1sk1nc
    @r1sk1nc Год назад +51

    was so focused on the food that i re watched the video just to focus on the food again

  • @Dorothi1267
    @Dorothi1267 2 года назад +2633

    Awe I feel so bad that you worked so hard on the food but she never showed up!! It looks like there was so much effort put into it!! Your a great cook!🍗

    • @CIRO3809
      @CIRO3809 Год назад +6

      Minor spelling mistake
      Don't get angry, it's just a meme

    • @nuuuuuut
      @nuuuuuut Год назад +9

      ​@@CIRO3809 AKTSHUALLY, it was a GRAMMAR mistake. Pfft. PFFT.

    • @normanhafiz2191
      @normanhafiz2191 Год назад

      ​@@nuuuuuut ??? Are you ok my dude

    • @Maverick2110
      @Maverick2110 Год назад +4

      ​@@normanhafiz2191 they were sarcartic

    • @normanhafiz2191
      @normanhafiz2191 Год назад

      @@Maverick2110 Are you sure? I thought they were on drugs

  • @cadenmccullough-fv1vp
    @cadenmccullough-fv1vp Год назад +8131

    At least she told you she couldn’t make it instead of standing you up and never texting you

    • @sophiebee1679
      @sophiebee1679 Год назад +647

      The bar is so low

    • @xama503
      @xama503 Год назад +523

      Thats the bare minimum

    • @syrup3586
      @syrup3586 Год назад +239

      she still stood him up wym

    • @StinkyCatFarts
      @StinkyCatFarts Год назад +22

      “She never showed up at the time we agreed upon” literally the definition of being stood up.

    • @syrup3586
      @syrup3586 Год назад +19

      @@StinkyCatFarts frl

  • @poppyseed5270
    @poppyseed5270 2 года назад +2600

    "She started pulling out wheels of cheese" I think I found my calling in life. Showing up places in a red dress to talk about stinky dairy. I'm literally made for this

  • @twillacatron7596
    @twillacatron7596 Год назад +20

    if that girl is hearing this i hope shes shocked.

    • @Pikalibre_45
      @Pikalibre_45 2 месяца назад +2

      He didn't get stood up tho...

    • @lixxx_kip
      @lixxx_kip 2 месяца назад +3

      Shocked about what exactly? She dated him; didn’t work, and broke it off. She didn’t even know what he had planned lol!

  • @bryanrmcf
    @bryanrmcf 2 года назад +6612

    “I was selling sausages, she was selling cheese.”
    🥴

  • @Juramentado-v4f
    @Juramentado-v4f 2 года назад +2196

    There's plenty of fish in the sea if max doesn't cook all of them

  • @mjspokeoligy.6964
    @mjspokeoligy.6964 2 года назад +15329

    She didn’t “stood you up” she just couldn’t make it.

    • @Camibug
      @Camibug 2 года назад +4013

      Exactly. So weird to say he got stood up when she called and said she couldn’t make it…

    • @1bam159
      @1bam159 2 года назад +1840

      @Chi Chi You make plans with your friends to go to the movies then an hour before the movie your mom gets in a car accident and is in the hospital. Your still going to the movies though because you made the plans in advance so you can go no matter what.

    • @jadethecorn966
      @jadethecorn966 2 года назад +1357

      He's like "that one time someone broke my heart, because they had a life beside living for me, I can't understand 🥺"

    • @Ariel__
      @Ariel__ 2 года назад +44

      This.

    • @Chowmder
      @Chowmder 2 года назад +43

      EXACTLY

  • @thezealot4159
    @thezealot4159 Год назад

    Your videos are so relaxing

  • @yeetusthemonke9929
    @yeetusthemonke9929 2 года назад +4866

    "she started pulling out wheels of cheese"
    *what the FU-*

    • @YaToGamiKuro
      @YaToGamiKuro 2 года назад +48

      I would steal that

    • @nomore5038
      @nomore5038 2 года назад +77

      SKYRIM LOGIC

    • @tommybatmanvercetti6008
      @tommybatmanvercetti6008 2 года назад +3

      YaAaaaaoooooo

    • @Littl3_DJ_23
      @Littl3_DJ_23 2 года назад +2

      @Pair of Socks i chuckled at that

    • @LynchtheFinch
      @LynchtheFinch 2 года назад +13

      @Pair of Socks "you got any of that shredded cheddar in bags? The real good shit
      I'll pay you with steak"

  • @ironstarofmordian7098
    @ironstarofmordian7098 2 года назад +121005

    Lol. She screwed up. That's one hell of a meal you cooked.
    Edit: Damn. This comment blew up.

    • @ironstarofmordian7098
      @ironstarofmordian7098 2 года назад +292

      @@olikkhavila125 whaaa...? I'm so very confused.

    • @roselrii
      @roselrii 2 года назад +248

      @@ironstarofmordian7098 What did they say?

    • @mellosus1632
      @mellosus1632 2 года назад +166

      @@ironstarofmordian7098 Hoho, Please tell us

    • @-Sam69
      @-Sam69 2 года назад +96

      @@roselrii they said nothing about you stop being nosy
      The fact that people are nosey while and proving my point is crazy because how can they be mad at me when they admit to be correct for what I said

    • @CursedSFMS
      @CursedSFMS 2 года назад +760

      @@-Sam69 waaa people just want to knoe

  • @Sharkdog11b
    @Sharkdog11b Год назад +10914

    It absolutely does NOT matter if she knew you went all out or ordered McDonald’s if anyone stands you up that shows they don’t respect you or your time and they lack integrity. Bye bye I say.

    • @timwest277
      @timwest277 Год назад +126

      Amen

    • @789syrus789
      @789syrus789 Год назад

      All they good for is FU-

    • @3nim3nimabl3
      @3nim3nimabl3 Год назад +1875

      You don't think people ever have good reasons to miss a date? It's not always black and white like that

    • @ple8379
      @ple8379 Год назад +1191

      You know, it doesn't always has to be ghosting someone or just being disrespectful. For all we know her relative could have an accident an be in a hospital. A lot of stress and in a situation like that you forget less important stuff.
      I think something may genuinely have happened that caused her to not be able to come. They were already on a couple of dates and according to what he said, it was going pretty nicely. If she didn't respect him, she wouldn't even inform him she won't be there or even apologise.

    • @tangerinetech5300
      @tangerinetech5300 Год назад +460

      I mean, what if her parrot spontaneously burst into flames I'd say that's a reasonable reason to miss dinner

  • @disturbia1378
    @disturbia1378 5 месяцев назад +1

    Would love more commentary on the Caps!! 💯💯

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran Год назад +260

    She missed out man.
    But I feel for you. Ouch! You're a damn good sport to share it with your roomies too.

  • @Vivian_Reddy
    @Vivian_Reddy 2 года назад +1744

    The vegan teacher when she finds max the meat guy: FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT

    • @harp_red
      @harp_red 2 года назад +28

      I read it right but my brain processes it at “meat the max guy”

    • @kingtri_o
      @kingtri_o 2 года назад +7

      @@harp_red THE MAX GUY!

    • @indyjones7003
      @indyjones7003 2 года назад

      #ZboKillahz

    • @indyjones7003
      @indyjones7003 2 года назад

      @@kingtri_o #maxineshawneice #RdDaMavericky

    • @indyjones7003
      @indyjones7003 2 года назад

      @@harp_red #TaxGurlAuditmatedService

  • @Shubh_5
    @Shubh_5 2 года назад +118

    A ton of efforts, just listening to it makes me feel good 😊

  • @joshieboi8082
    @joshieboi8082 Год назад +1

    Your such a sweet guy god bless you!

  • @seonghyunae
    @seonghyunae 2 года назад +1315

    The whole point of being stood up is that they DONT try to contact you and tell you they can't make it

    • @brainrot__
      @brainrot__ 2 года назад +10

      Exactly

    • @SCRaetz
      @SCRaetz 2 года назад +9

      You never been on a date so you don't even know what being stood up is. 🤣

    • @brainrot__
      @brainrot__ 2 года назад +128

      @@SCRaetz How do you know? 💀

    • @SCRaetz
      @SCRaetz 2 года назад +1

      @@brainrot__ You just proved my point by replying. 🤣

    • @PyroBlastOne
      @PyroBlastOne 2 года назад +121

      @@SCRaetz you Must have a lot of friends With That attitude

  • @CharlieApples
    @CharlieApples Год назад +2217

    I’m a lesbian, and once when I was working at a kinda trendy clothing store a really cute girl came up and handed me a folded piece of paper, blushing really red, then left. It said “I don’t know if you’re into girls, but I saw you and thought you were beautiful. Would you want to go out some time?”
    I couldn’t believe my luck. She was so cute, and I’d been having a hard time meeting anyone in a new town. I was so psyched and I texted her as soon as I got off work.
    She was surprised that I actually responded, and said she was a French major, and would I like to meet at her favorite French bistro tomorrow at the farmers market. Hell yes I wanted to meet at the French bistro. I even bought a new outfit for it.
    …She never showed up.
    I waited for like 3 hours, wandering around until the market stands started shutting down. She called me later at like 5 pm and sheepishly apologized, saying she overslept, but I could tell she had gotten cold feet and chickened out. Sure enough, she got married to a guy a couple years later.
    FML

    • @BucksCorner101
      @BucksCorner101 Год назад +525

      That was a wild read. People suck. Hopefully, you have found your person since then.

    • @KINGDEATHGUN
      @KINGDEATHGUN Год назад +201

      Damn, this is why I've decided to stay single

    • @hl2bigboss
      @hl2bigboss Год назад +173

      Damn bro, hopefully you’re doing good now

    • @speedyazi5029
      @speedyazi5029 Год назад +34

      o7

    • @Geminisparkles
      @Geminisparkles Год назад +118

      Hope you find someone better because that sucks

  • @purpypurps4313
    @purpypurps4313 Месяц назад +2

    If max got stood up, half of us got no chance

  • @NeddyPooFlanders3
    @NeddyPooFlanders3 2 года назад +2052

    "She pulled out wheels of cheese" Skyrim music starts playing

  • @HumbledRich
    @HumbledRich 2 года назад +179

    Dude, you are meant for success: good vibes, great stories, top notch cooking! I've picked up some legit tips and now that I got a Traeger, I can actually try some of these videos myself! Low and slow, hell yeah! You are good people, thanks for the quality content!

    • @HumbledRich
      @HumbledRich 2 года назад +1

      I'm sorry Max I'm spammed by weird comments. Idk why, but I never write comments unless I mean it! You a good dude, I report the weird shit each time, hope it helps, but truly dude just sharing appreciation for what you do! Thanks man for being a real one

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 2 года назад +1

      @@HumbledRich RUclips is getting filled with these bots,true robot invasion

  • @Versada42
    @Versada42 2 года назад +742

    I wasn't even listening to the story, I was to busy watching this guy cook

  • @djdrush62
    @djdrush62 Год назад +75

    Always good to have the bros around to roast you up to lighten up the uncomfortable moments.

  • @passionflower4257
    @passionflower4257 2 года назад +29

    Love the beets addition to the potatoes for gorgeous mashed color! Never thought of that. Appreciate you sharing the idea!

  • @certifiedmental1
    @certifiedmental1 2 года назад +75

    "I was cooking sausages, she was selling cheese. " sounds like a love story to me.

  • @PicassosCat
    @PicassosCat 2 года назад +4150

    I don't think saying it was being stood up was fair, more like she couldn't make it
    But it does make a better title, so fair enough. Good food, keep it up. I like these when I stumble onto them

    • @xlxshax4163
      @xlxshax4163 2 года назад +110

      Ikr. She didn’t know that’s why i don’t like surprises. Cause if I can’t meet I’ve wasted time/money🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @lusir.
      @lusir. 2 года назад +53

      "I can't make it" is a universal line for rejection in dating.

    • @x.kimchi_5664
      @x.kimchi_5664 2 года назад +83

      I mean once it's been an hour, I think it classifies as being stood up. It would be different if she couldn't make it before the fact.

    • @gladysolvera6566
      @gladysolvera6566 2 года назад +90

      @@lusir. not aall of the time

    • @xlxshax4163
      @xlxshax4163 2 года назад +34

      Not really, I’ve said it before multiple times before to the same guy. We became friends and he realised how BUSY I actually was

  • @JF94-k4o
    @JF94-k4o Год назад +1

    Literally her loss bud!!!!

  • @VenomousA
    @VenomousA 2 года назад +13698

    "When you have no hoes, call the bros"
    - Master Oogway
    Edit: The comment section 💀💀💀

  • @deshaabernathy482
    @deshaabernathy482 2 года назад +342

    Great story, she definitely missed out on the food though!

    • @winstond4445
      @winstond4445 2 года назад +4

      Doesn't sound like she cared anyway

    • @brainrot__
      @brainrot__ 2 года назад +3

      @@winstond4445 She just couldn't make it tho.

  • @MilkEEE
    @MilkEEE 2 года назад +504

    Max: **tells us that he got stood up on a date**
    Me: **focused on the food he's cooking which is infront of my face**

    • @BigeuleLP
      @BigeuleLP 2 года назад +2

      Yeah. Trying to figure out the ingredients

    • @cheeseman2059
      @cheeseman2059 2 года назад +2

      @@BigeuleLP lol

  • @justusjolliffe5034
    @justusjolliffe5034 Год назад +3

    Judging from the clip you look like an amazing cook keep up the Amazing work

    • @leslie4351
      @leslie4351 Год назад +1

      AND HANDSOME WITH A GREAT VOICE! 🤗🇺🇸

  • @dinodude2756
    @dinodude2756 2 года назад +396

    "The right one will come at the right time and moment"
    -Me

  • @Polin-dx5ru
    @Polin-dx5ru 2 года назад +932

    Being stood up is not hearing anything from them for good like being ghosted. You got cancelled on. Also why I don’t cook for someone until they’re there so I don’t waste it. Plus it’s fun to cook together.

    • @FrogThatVibes
      @FrogThatVibes 2 года назад +59

      I’m pretty sure cancelling a date happens prior to the date. Not an hour after the date was supposed to start

    • @Aiibh
      @Aiibh 2 года назад +27

      @@FrogThatVibes as someone who works in medical field, emergencies can come up any time. Granted she wasn't in the field but she def could have had a medical emergency. I've seen people cancel weddings an hour before due to medical emergencies. So mind what you're saying.

    • @0741921
      @0741921 2 года назад +5

      @@FrogThatVibes unless its a legitimate reason that didnt allow for communication in advance

    • @la6179
      @la6179 2 года назад +7

      No, they never ended up having the date or rescheduled so he was stood up, literally. It’s like your s/o can “stand you up” by not showing up to something the two of you had planned.

    • @saturnblaze6941
      @saturnblaze6941 2 года назад +10

      Being stood up. A person who doesn't show up or arrive at a particular function or event; a person who doesn't show up for a date or meet up with a date. This is the definition of being stood up.

  • @ActualBreck
    @ActualBreck Год назад +53

    I just wanna say that in so many cooking videos, especially with steak, you see the steak and it looks like it’s cooked well, but you can kinda tell that it looks better than it actually tastes.
    This was the exact opposite holy shit that filet was fucking perfect in every god damn way the whole way through. You’re so legit and I wanted to lick my screen 10/10 you earned a sub

  • @kadennoble5194
    @kadennoble5194 4 месяца назад

    I absolutely love your stories, your content, and what you make. You're amazing, Max. 👍

  • @brookef6395
    @brookef6395 2 года назад +17

    HER LOSS!! ALL AROUND HOPE SHE'S WATCHING THIS 😭😭😭

  • @timwest277
    @timwest277 Год назад +617

    Waited an hour and said she couldn't make it, you deserve better my guy. Her loss

    • @BiggestMan69
      @BiggestMan69 Год назад +72

      I'm actually in pain from your closed-mindedness 💀

    • @GlitchyOnAChair
      @GlitchyOnAChair Год назад +7

      ​@@BiggestMan69 ???

    • @ريانخالد-ر5و
      @ريانخالد-ر5و Год назад +50

      @@GlitchyOnAChair because he only heard the story from one side

    • @GlitchyOnAChair
      @GlitchyOnAChair Год назад

      @@ريانخالد-ر5و ohh

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 Год назад +6

      @@ريانخالد-ر5و Which… y’know, there’s no other side to the story given that the man’s date apparently didn’t explain why she couldn’t make it. Plus she has no social media we’re aware of.

  • @KiraAsakura14
    @KiraAsakura14 2 года назад +698

    Let me be on the side of the lady here, the fact that she called means she isn't some lowlife prick like others. And I'm really glad that you still enjoyed your meal with friends instead of sulking over it. Live on, King. Also that mash is AMAZING WTF

    • @turtlecat465
      @turtlecat465 2 года назад +103

      I think unless he is exaggerating, calling an hour late kind of takes away the merit in calling at all

    • @Co-ordinator
      @Co-ordinator 2 года назад +5

      What does that even mean lmao?

    • @xRiseAndFall.
      @xRiseAndFall. 2 года назад +36

      @@turtlecat465 yeah if you haven't shown up after an hour, then I already figured out you aren't gonna show up at all lol thanks for nothing

    • @kdburner7356
      @kdburner7356 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂 “like others” you all good man?

    • @Parzival6969_
      @Parzival6969_ 2 года назад +6

      She could’ve called before the date actually started

  • @m.theresa1385
    @m.theresa1385 Год назад

    Awwwww.. that plate looks soooooo cute! (and delish 😊)

  • @hoodycoo4391
    @hoodycoo4391 Год назад +1141

    I’d say she def missed out. Not just on the food, but on the man. But eh, you snoze, you loze. You sleep, you weep. You nappa you get slappa-

    • @bellebonebag8096
      @bellebonebag8096 Год назад +83

      They had already gone on a few dates before this happened. It's so ridiculous when people comment before even watching the video. It's only 30 seconds long!

    • @clispyleaf
      @clispyleaf Год назад +106

      You slumber, a cucumber

    • @qibli4966
      @qibli4966 Год назад +34

      "Snoze loze" 😭

    • @eatcereal1294
      @eatcereal1294 Год назад +58

      She just couldn’t make it that one time.

    • @B_PE
      @B_PE Год назад +12

      her mother very ill in the hospital that night:

  • @WeStanJouno
    @WeStanJouno 2 года назад +58

    Can we just appreciate the fact that the foods that he makes look so delicious 😋

  • @madmikemackas
    @madmikemackas 2 года назад +63

    You could’ve just stopped at “I was helping my friend sell sausages”
    Would’ve explained everything 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sherry.9
    @Sherry.9 2 месяца назад

    Love your video... That meal looks incredible... Can we get the recipe please?
    I wish someone would take the trouble to cook like this for me! ❤❤❤

  • @spacegirl7311
    @spacegirl7311 2 года назад +25

    When they call to tell you they can’t make it, they’re not really standing you up

    • @davidparker.2227
      @davidparker.2227 Год назад

      Coulda called a lot earlier. It's not very common that you find yourself in such a situation that you can't even find the 30 seconds it takes to tell someone you can't make it. She called him late because she felt bad. If she didn't feel bad, Max wouldn't have ever got that phone call.

  • @posterized3168
    @posterized3168 2 года назад +305

    If there was a challenge between the best steak in the world to be honest it would be max’s stake and if you don’t believe me just watch all of his videos and he is very good and I love the way he butter bases his meat

    • @pathfinder2.05
      @pathfinder2.05 2 года назад +2

      Sus

    • @pathfinder2.05
      @pathfinder2.05 2 года назад +2

      Say his steaks

    • @posterized3168
      @posterized3168 2 года назад +1

      @@pathfinder2.05 there I changed it sorry 😞

    • @idoazu
      @idoazu 2 года назад +8

      it's sweet how much of a fan u are :D

    • @walterperez1266
      @walterperez1266 2 года назад +1

      If you add butter and herbs to cook a good steak.. let me doubt about steak quality. Good steak is just salt, nothing else. No Matter what kind of meat you Cook if you Cook like this, all of them Will be the same

  • @SennaLuna
    @SennaLuna Год назад +6

    I need a recipe for that potato beet puree. Looks delicious!

  • @ButtermilkPankakez
    @ButtermilkPankakez Год назад

    😢😢😢 we love you man❤❤❤

  • @diadiaa892
    @diadiaa892 2 года назад +10

    Wasn’t even listening to the story, i was fully invested in the meal you were cooking🤤

  • @arfriedman4577
    @arfriedman4577 Год назад +327

    Getting stood up is when they don't call and don't show up, and ghost you.
    This lady had the decency to call you.

    • @GawainSSB
      @GawainSSB Год назад +53

      An hour late. That's disrespectful.

    • @the_opossum_guy
      @the_opossum_guy Год назад +71

      ​@@GawainSSB unless it was an actual emergency, and he's simply leaving the reason she was late out for whatever reason. Of course, that's only speculation.

    • @purpleflowers8723
      @purpleflowers8723 Год назад +68

      Exactly, everyone in the comments saying she disrespected him or saying he deserves better like bruh what if she had an emergency?

    • @Pizzafan622
      @Pizzafan622 Год назад +6

      @@purpleflowers8723 wouldn’t she say she had an emergency?

    • @skyesfallenxx
      @skyesfallenxx Год назад +49

      ​@@Pizzafan622 Maybe he's not saying the reason for her own privacy. It's none of our business why she couldn't make it, respect people's boundaries.

  • @joepspaanjaars1435
    @joepspaanjaars1435 Год назад +6

    Try sautéing the mushrooms dry before adding the oil. Really enhances the flavour.

  • @zabrinatheteacher
    @zabrinatheteacher Год назад

    Thee presentation is lovely and the food looks delish.

  • @BoutaFit
    @BoutaFit 2 года назад +1227

    Him: *silent*
    His friend: Yeah after this we are going to egg her house

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum 2 года назад +12

      Absolutely

    • @andylugo7060
      @andylugo7060 2 года назад +24

      An hour late and with no explanation about it being an emergency or anything…
      She’s getting egg AND tp

    • @qannicc
      @qannicc 2 года назад +57

      Why would they egg her house? She didn't stood him up she just couldn't make it. This comment just shows how you're an 11 year old

    • @whoeusbsknsi
      @whoeusbsknsi 2 года назад +2

      @@qannicc nah she used him for his buttered rolls. but now she gets them from someone with much firmer, less pimply buttered rolls. hes a loser. so she deserves it. max = columbine

    • @whenthemoon
      @whenthemoon 2 года назад +11

      @@whoeusbsknsi hi what does this Mean

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion Год назад +55

    I got stood up a few times and I hadn't even gone through half the effort. That hurts just to hear. Damn. Hope you've found a good one these days.

  • @premium8391
    @premium8391 2 года назад +39

    Lol when they say story’s I never listen I just watch what they doing 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @shshandndhssn186
      @shshandndhssn186 2 года назад

      Whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life. Praise Jesus repent amen he returning

  • @SKELETONX624
    @SKELETONX624 3 месяца назад +2

    Max got game fr

  • @pacafist1000
    @pacafist1000 2 года назад +510

    I honestly just turn the sound off and watch him make the food

    • @chet_irl
      @chet_irl 2 года назад +39

      Same😭 I don’t think anyone came for a story

    • @honeybun8823
      @honeybun8823 2 года назад +9

      @@chet_irl I did lol

    • @whoeusbsknsi
      @whoeusbsknsi 2 года назад +2

      hahahahaa

    • @stylowychleb8642
      @stylowychleb8642 2 года назад +2

      i did the same lmao

    • @RDrakee
      @RDrakee 2 года назад +1

      I do that like 90% of the time, this isnt 1 of em

  • @bigironwithanarizonaranger9065
    @bigironwithanarizonaranger9065 2 года назад +356

    The short before this was called “the day I fell in love” what’re the odds

  • @vernaux4268
    @vernaux4268 2 года назад +144

    It was at that moment, he got “cheezed.”

    • @Mad_Wolf99
      @Mad_Wolf99 2 года назад

      Nah he hot Chazz'd lol

  • @benschembri5528
    @benschembri5528 11 месяцев назад

    Bro love your videos my dog just died your videos helped me get over my lose thank you❤❤❤❤❤❤,😢🎉

  • @wattle1903
    @wattle1903 2 года назад +108

    She missed out, this man knows how to handle meats

    • @The_OneManCrowd
      @The_OneManCrowd 2 года назад +4

      Nice 😆

    • @LPSB272
      @LPSB272 2 года назад +1

      AYO??

    • @fathergoose5562
      @fathergoose5562 2 года назад +1

      Underrated comment

    • @leafq
      @leafq 2 года назад +1

      🤨😳

    • @whoeusbsknsi
      @whoeusbsknsi 2 года назад

      yeah so i dont think she wouldve been enough for him in the long run.. hes looking for someone with a sausage he can smoke all day every day

  • @Baishe_
    @Baishe_ 2 года назад +17

    GOD DAMN THE QUALITY OF THIS MEAL

  • @asuka7324
    @asuka7324 2 года назад +5

    Man he made a perfect meal for Valentine’s Day 💗❤️💖🖤

  • @workhardforit
    @workhardforit Месяц назад

    Why would anyone leave this gorgeous man hanging? I know I wouldn’t.

  • @-godsspeed-9159
    @-godsspeed-9159 2 года назад +480

    “She was bringing out wheels of cheese”
    *Pewdiepie enters the room

    • @WTFgirl621
      @WTFgirl621 2 года назад +6

      "bro do not tell me they took my-THEY TOOK MY CHEESE!"

    • @shshandndhssn186
      @shshandndhssn186 2 года назад +3

      Whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life. Praise Jesus repent amen he returning

    • @lawyerreactsnotthemoon85
      @lawyerreactsnotthemoon85 2 года назад +7

      @@shshandndhssn186 Jesus is wack AF Dawg

    • @whoeusbsknsi
      @whoeusbsknsi 2 года назад +2

      @@shshandndhssn186 thats so sexy ;)

    • @maria-melek
      @maria-melek 2 года назад +1

      @@shshandndhssn186 Thank you

  • @RightWayBBQ
    @RightWayBBQ 2 года назад +266

    Oof. Feels bad. Imagine when she finds out how successful you are.

    • @brixan...
      @brixan... 2 года назад +12

      I just watched this video, and even I don't know who he is

    • @Miguel323527
      @Miguel323527 2 года назад +2

      @@brixan... I didnt know he was famous, maybe to this guy i guess ? Lol First vid i saw.

    • @danielsaragih
      @danielsaragih 2 года назад +1

      So what?

    • @aiztoh
      @aiztoh 2 года назад +4

      famous? 😮 oh my, so you want this guy to date a gold digger narcissists? damn, he's famous for he's efforts and cuisine's, not because he's famous *because* ... his *famous*

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 2 года назад +18

      She probably wouldn't care, yall place way too much importance on people on the internet knowing him more than the average person
      Besides its not like she just stood him up, something came up, their fling ended, that's just how it goes sometimes

  • @reidparker-hicks349
    @reidparker-hicks349 2 года назад +6

    Don't worry Max, we'll always be here for you

  • @Im_sav_now
    @Im_sav_now День назад +1

    “She was a gourmet cheese dealer”
    Me not listening: SHE WAS A WHAT DEALER?!

  • @ddddddd284
    @ddddddd284 2 года назад +47

    imagine rejecting a king's meal

    • @missm2925
      @missm2925 2 года назад +22

      She didn’t reject him, did you listen to the story

    • @ddddddd284
      @ddddddd284 2 года назад +2

      @@missm2925 yes i did

    • @mypenisissmallbut8276
      @mypenisissmallbut8276 2 года назад +19

      She just had something come up and couldn't come. I'm sure she would have come if she could

    • @jadeeliss1370
      @jadeeliss1370 2 года назад

      @@ddddddd284 angery

    • @ddddddd284
      @ddddddd284 2 года назад

      @@jadeeliss1370 a

  • @Floral1203
    @Floral1203 2 года назад +67

    No one:
    Me: *That’s the smoothest salt shaker I’ve ever seen* 😳

  • @martinzavala1634
    @martinzavala1634 2 года назад +103

    that plate was beautiful, i ain’t gay but i wouldn’t have stood you up for that meal 😂

  • @trashton7408
    @trashton7408 Год назад +3

    I’m so happy you got stood up

  • @luisnava9078
    @luisnava9078 2 года назад +12

    Honestly thanks for sharing man. I needed a story like this

  • @weeniehutjr9977
    @weeniehutjr9977 2 года назад +34

    you didn’t get stood up. she called you and said she couldn’t make it. albeit, late but she contacted you nonetheless.

  • @iamyou4104
    @iamyou4104 2 года назад +35

    "who need gf or wife when you got your homies"
    -me

    • @lpgame2036
      @lpgame2036 2 года назад

      💪

    • @kat.3784
      @kat.3784 2 года назад +4

      yes women bring nothing but stress and the lack of cash meanwhile homies bring joy and happiness

    • @lpgame2036
      @lpgame2036 2 года назад

      @@kat.3784 and S€X

    • @henry_does_art1808
      @henry_does_art1808 2 года назад +9

      @@kat.3784 lol someone’s inceling

    • @MalakAlTawoukPrimettore
      @MalakAlTawoukPrimettore 2 года назад

      Incels uniting with incels, fvcking disgusting

  • @Music-rd3xq
    @Music-rd3xq 11 месяцев назад

    Little late to the party here, but, since you said you focus on the music on tv shows and movies, I highly recommend the sequel spin-off to this show called The Originals. It introduced me to some of my favorite songs.
    Separately, I also really liked the instrumental music that they used on another fantasy show “Motherland: Fort Salem”. Not sure that you’d like that show, but even if it’s not your taste, I’d suggest looking up the soundtrack because it’s really great.

  • @LedyE
    @LedyE Год назад +21

    "They made fun of me the entire time"🙏 This is true friendship

    • @discoman-lk5lj
      @discoman-lk5lj 11 месяцев назад

      no thats not true friends, they are fake friends, please stop spreading misinformation, it can make people stay with fake friends longer and make their lives worse

  • @headoverheels2067
    @headoverheels2067 2 года назад +31

    "She lit up the room."
    me: wITH A GUN ????

  • @iamthehopefulromantic276
    @iamthehopefulromantic276 2 года назад +415

    That's not really "stood up" especially since yall alr went on dates

    • @YouKnowMeDuh
      @YouKnowMeDuh 2 года назад +19

      I think this is one of the more accurate comments.

    • @turthseeker343
      @turthseeker343 2 года назад +1

      Potato

    • @kermitcult4845
      @kermitcult4845 2 года назад

      Fr

    • @calvintuano557
      @calvintuano557 2 года назад +3

      he just sad that the woman has a life outside besides getting involved with him.

    • @drwho9319
      @drwho9319 2 года назад +1

      Cancelling after the initial time, that is stood up. It’s like going to appointment and I don’t cancel within 24 hrs, but the time after the schedule appointment, I will get fee for it. I stood up the doctor, wasting his time when he could deal with other patients. Same here. There are girls who wouldn’t string along

  • @markanthony1004
    @markanthony1004 Год назад

    I really respect you bro