"Weird Al" Yankovic - School Cafeteria (Vinyl Rip)
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- The B-Side to the My Bologna single.
Release Year: 1979
Lyrics:
Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria
It's got all the others beat
It sells over four million burgers a year
Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat
My ice cream sandwich is lukewarm
But my burrito is much too cold
A school cafeteria is the only place
That sells artificially colored mold
You know a school cafeteria believes in mass production
They buy those lousy soy beans by the keg
I don't like to complain, but in a school cafeteria
You can buy a taco and get Bubonic Plague
Today in the school cafeteria
They introduced a brand new malt
It's called boysenberry dysentery
Please pass the salt
The tuna fish sandwiches 'll make you ill
The enchiladas are enough to kill
Before you eat, you'd better make out your will
In the school cafeteria today
After sixty-three years of the business
Our cook still hasn't got the knack
And all the food in the school cafeteria
Comes from care packages that were sent back
Feel your arteries growing hard
As you eat another healthy spoonful of lard
It's no wonder that the food is so gross
The health department is afraid to come close
So everybody better hold your nose
In the school cafeteria today
So listen very closely, all you girls and guys
Here's a little message to the wise
You'd better not try the chili surprise
In the school cafeteria today, oh yeah
In the school cafeteria today
I was just checking my copy of Weird Al: The Book, and noticed I don't listen to this track yet... So here I am, thank you
No problem! Thanks for listening!
I remember this song from his Dr. Demento days. Thanks for posting this.
No problem! Thanks for listening! :)
recorded in a college bathroom
But still made it work!
A lot of his early stuff was. You can tell by the sound quality in Another One Rides the Bus.
@@eadecampErm actually that was recorded live in Dr Dementos studio
Awesome! Looking forward to listening to it every day! :D
Haha! Glad you enjoyed it!
Rare!
Awesome!
Thanks!
Here's a download link!
mp3: drive.google.com/file/d/1VM5EN2jqPwEuo1_LOucxwddopAGQCW_p/view?usp=drive_link
wav: drive.google.com/file/d/1co5FIAruDGltv0rtHSsmdERD1OljTMOM/view?usp=sharing
How did you get the 45 to play static free
I'm not sure why it sounded so great! The seller who sold it to me said it had only been played once though and I cleaned it a lot!
@@weirdalyankoviccountdownsa528 what software do you use?
@@larrytgroce2219 I just used an auxiliary cable and hooked my dad's record player to his computer. I'm not sure what kind of computer or record player he has though.
@@weirdalyankoviccountdownsa528 what program did you use for the cleaning
@@larrytgroce2219 I just recorded it on Audacity. But I didn't clean it up or anything. Just faded in the intro and faded out the end.
Do you have the download?
I can send it to you on drive if you'd like!
Would you want mp3 or wav?
@@weirdalyankoviccountdownsa528 the one that haves the best quality
Okay!
drive.google.com/file/d/1co5FIAruDGltv0rtHSsmdERD1OljTMOM/view?usp=sharing
@@weirdalyankoviccountdownsa528 thanks