The King Tiger Experience - Post Scriptum
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- Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2020
- The King Tiger Experience - Post Scriptum
Just us reenacting a KT crew from 1945, nothing special...
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Alternate 1940
General: ok we move the troops up to belgium to stop the germans
Coronel: wouldn't that leave the Ardenes unprotected?
General: don't worry we left wooden crates, the terrain is impasable
General: time to replace the Maginot line with a thin line of Wooden boxes
France lost because their generals played too much Post Scriptum smh
@Rory WILSON I mean, their both German tanks
@@alect525 A white picket fence
@@ciaran..G Dear God, is that Legal.
“Why was the German armor absent during D-day?”
“Well...”
historically erwin rommel held them back but honestly this could be an accurate alternative
@@hornet370 what do you mean held back? Like intentionally sabotaged?
@@sfedosenkoo Nope him and and the western front commander couldn't come to an agreement on placement of panzer units so Hitler stepped in and made a compromise of sorts. The panzers were not allowed to be released without his permission.
@@sfedosenkoo no he purposely held them back,
@@sfedosenkoo I heard he was at his wife's birthday, so he couldn't get in position to order the Panzers to push the Allies off the beach, and the only other person with the Authority to order the Tanks to attack was Hitler, and he was asleep so no one wanted to wake him up.
I like how a burned out truck can completely stop a King Tiger
Or an hege
Historical accuracy
Therr was even 1 about a greyhound stopping a immobilazing a tiger
@@yes9885 that was a panzer 4, not a tiger
@@placeholder4819 konigstiger 2
Königstiger almost as wide as Göring
Bold claim for someone within Vörings girth
_almost_
Almost as wide as the rhine river
Göringtiger
I’m pretty sure that was the working title of the Maus
"That is cheeky as hell ma----" little did he know, but the sapper was even more cheeky and was waiting to ambush any tank crew who tried to dig up the mine.
That plan was genius, im sure they used that during the actuall war lol
5d chess
@@theminuskai7453 in a actual war you protect the area around a tank with infantry if you pass through cities,....except you have leopards and your nation is the turkey
@@RainbowBier well yeah, but the tank can't go through cuz there is a mine, and the infantry can't try to dig it because there is an ambush
@@theminuskai7453 Yeah so the Infantry would move through the town and clear buildings, dig up mines in the road then the tank column would pass through
Lmao that ambush at the end was perfect, absolutely destroyed by big brain allies
Best part. imagine being the guy who set it up like maybe ill get them to stop down the road after they go over and kill them mid repair but instead the whole tank crew comes out and checks put your crafty work and you get the drop and no broken tank.
mentally dominated
Didn't do anything special to this video, just a ridiculous round of gameplay of the worst King Tiger crew ever.
Btw it took us 15-20 minutes to get to the front.
Just remember espst
Nice thing nevertheless
Epstein knew what erra
Not the worst King Tiger crew, but the average King Tiger crew in 1945
probably never let braun drive a king tiger again
Centurion vs Tiger: sounds like a made up scenario, doesn't it?
Sounds like war thunder to me
well tbh it nearly happened
Nah, definitely happened in Rome's famous Colosseum.
@@johanmikkael6903 wtf are you doing here 45 years ago?
@@TheMarineGamerIGGHQ the centurion missed going to the front by 6 months
Transmission: Broken
Fuel: Gone
Crew: Stranded in Soviet Territory
Yep, it's Gamer time.
You ever hear the tragedy of King Tiger the heavy? It's not a story the Panzerwaffe would tell you. It's a wehraboo legend. King Tiger was a heavy tank of the Wehrmacht, so armoured and so deadly he could use his cannon to influence the 88 milimeter shells to burn Shermans. He had such an uneccesary amount of armour he could even keep the ones who crewed him... from dying. German tank design theory is a pathway to many monstrosities some considered to be underpowered. He became so up-armoured and heavy that the only thing he feared was destroying his transmission, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, he taught his adversaries everything he knew. Then his adversaries copied the good parts of his design after the war. It's ironic. He could save others from damage, but not himself.
@@MrSssscatman well i think you exagerated but ok. Can you give some examples of the tanks that were based on the design of the king tiger you speak of?
@@MrSssscatman Ist it possible to learn this power?
Not from a light tank.
@@BloodRavenSkull Looks at Maus Tank
He's too dangerous too be left Alive
@@MrSssscatman ah yes a potential history reference
"How are we going to repair the transmission" Tiger 2 in a nutshell
That trap was great. Sandbag onto a seemingly viable exit covered by mines, and overwatched to prevent removing the sandbags.
Rommel after finally realizing some of his division got left behind: "Where are ze others? Vhat happened?"
German sergeant : "Bad news sir, when we were crossing a french town some boxes that were at the side of the road fell down and made it impossible for the rest of the column to follow, we tried telling you but you were going 30MPH screaming "ZIS IS ZE BLITZKRRIG"
Rommel: "Mein gott"
They wouldn't use this silly mph stuff, it would be kmh
@@redlinemusic1608 yeah, i dont use MPH either, but i thought braun did at 0:07, turns out he was going to then stuttered and went for KMH
@@silver535311 blessed metric user
@@redlinemusic1608
they use tph
territory/hour
@@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi lmao
This video is just eurotuck simulator 1944
"You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting!" ~ The Allied troops at the end of the video
“I READ YOUR BOOK!”
4:10
Actual King Tiger crew dialogue right there.
This is how the Germans lost the war
I feel like our avatars are going to have a fight
Que fixe outro tuga
@@Dagreatdudeman READY?? FIGHT!!!
they built too big of tanks that cant push wooden carts by
5:50 O panzer of the lake, give me your wisdom
Roads are too small, should have picked a smaller tank.
King Tiger: i have a powerful cannon and I am feared among soldiers for my power
Burnt truck: NO
That ending. I bet they were just watching you the entire time struggling though the village they thought it would be funny to be smart :D
10:09
So cheeky that it wasn't even the last part of his plan.
The true Tiger experience: Spend a majority of the game navigating the map, reach the front for the last 8 minutes, then get killed last minute
1:22 "we're too far right"
Why the hell do you think you'd be driving a king tiger in France?
still hoping for the day he plays Pyongyang Racer
There are so many Kim Jong-uns out there I don't even know if somewhere there's the real one saying some random ass shit and nobody will notice because they'll think it's just another joke...
"We are like Turkish tank crew" well as a Turk I'm offended also giggled as well, nice Leopard 2a4 Syrian operation referance by the way.
I didnt get the reference ? Is that reference from a specific video?
@@klaus2045 Well, Its refference to poor quality of Turkish tank crews that they show in "Euphrates Shield" operation.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5332247/The-4million-German-tank-embarrassed-Syria.html
@@turkcudoktrin366 oh ok. Well using tanks against Isis without infantry support was a bad tactical move especially againts atgm equipped isis or ypg
@@klaus2045 Yeap If I'm not wrong we gave those tanks to FSA and let them move without infantry. Which is a terrible move.
@@turkcudoktrin366 iirc Fsa didnt have Turkish tanks only armored vehicles bc they r not well trained or reliable, so giving a tank to militia would be so so stupid. Nobody wouldnt trust them that much i think.
*Alternate title:* We play as the Germans but the British "no unnecessary destruction of property" rule is enforced.
*Another alternate title:* EuroPanzer simulator WW2 edition.
*"we have a königstiger on ze field"*
Rommel himself was said to have court marshalled these men.
Real King Tiger: *Could knock down trees*
King Tiger in game: *Get's defeated by a small wooden box*
0:17 "You know those videos... from Syria"
Yup, that's what I want to hear when in a tank
I don't remember this from Tiger King
"How are we going to repair the transmission?"
-every WW2 German tank crew
"Don't worry. The transmission was always broken on this thing, anyway."
-Every veteran ww2 German tank crew
panzer 4 never had any issue with it and later tiger and tiger 2 about 1944-1945 had it mostly fixed
I now have a much greater appreciation for why bringing tanks through the Ardennes was such a surprise
Erika Itsumi would be disappointed, Bo, I hope you know that
She is prime Waifu material.
100% Agree
“It’s so fast! The King Tiger was the Blitzkrieg!”
15 Seconds Later: *Gets stuck between a tractor and the buildings*
As someone who is hard of hearing, I would really appreciate it if this channel brought back closed captioning for his videos.
Yeah I'm sorry I wanted to do it to a degree, but ended up going lazy on this one as explained in the pinned comment
@@Bokoen1 No problem whatsoever. I love your content and completely understand why as it's a lot of work. I love your content and keep up the fantastic work! Thank you!
This is what delayed Kuromoremine from stopping Oorai in GUP
This is less painful if you imagine Bokoen and friends as schoolgirls in a tank.
Like Girls in Panzer, if you will.
Nah, they were competent.
Imagine putting tanks in your game but not planning the maps so they can actually drive.
This is why those winter uniforms weren`t arriving, it was just because of Bo and the Boys.
Most of these were found on the side of the road and never made it to the action.
Now you know why
Now we know why steiners atack wasnt a secues
>"thats is cheeky as hell man"
>still doesnt expect them to be around
>Post Scriptum
>King Tiger
This is gonna be fun.
That ambush at the end was genius
0:23 This reminds of that Austin Power's scene where he is trying to do a three point turn in a buggy:
ruclips.net/video/IGiQOCX9UbM/видео.html
Now this is historical accuracy
that last clip was a fucking 10000+ IQ move.. especially with them watching until you guys got out of the tank
This was amazing lol. Nothing really happened, but just the commentary and the fact that you got ambushed at the end was amazing. Just like the war lol.
If this game had more realism king tiger would easily overran all the cars, fences and trees
Post scriptum:
"I think its perfectly historical".
But it'd break down two seconds after doing so lol
*Ahoy Spongebob meh Boy, I’ve been shot 42 times with a German Machine gun and I’m now going to die agagagaga*
I keep hearing how awesome and realism-focused PS is, but then I see a 68 ton tank fail to crush or plough its way through things like a tractor, young silver birches and even bloody wooden carts and crates.
Truly historical content
A tank getting defeated by a tractor... FORESHADOWING!
God, the sandbag trap at the end? Especially when they were waiting for more crew to get out? Genius.
Ah yes the experience of the tank breaking down every other hour.
thats acually far from the truth
@@gamerdrache6076 🤓
The funny thing about this video is, Its pretty true to history. Since it was introduced so late in the war, many of the tank crews that drove them were inexperienced and had no idea what they were doing. They were only successful because the tank was just so damn good and much of the tank loses were from the tank breaking down or the crew abandoning it.
i only noticed this wasnt historical footage during the water part and said its a game lmao
Damn that trap at the end was so elite. You stop to see if they've hidden a mine, and even if you notice it, you get ambushed either way. Bonus points if they can take out the tank with AT somehow.
That time you got destroyed in King Tiger, driving into the open field and getting destroyed. Michal Wittmann anyone?
Really encapsulates the King Tiger spirit. Awful to drive and manoeuvre and operate, but awful to fight against as well.
The only thing missing from a truly authentic Konigstiger experience is running out of fuel right as you get to the front line.
Beautiful stuff, keep it up
Brilliant video lol funny as hell
"realistic" every vehicle gets stuck on every doodle
King tiger: 64 tons of pure steel.
A smol bush:
My Tiger's dummy thicc and the width of its hull keeps blocking the advance
You've convinced me to get this game.
Do u remember that panzer 3 inside the water and 1 crew looking at it
why it happen: 5:00
The Tiger is hard to maneuver through the city in the game cuz it doesn’t take into account that real Tigers could probably just drive *through* most buildings.
WW2 Panzer divison on the eastern front RARE footage colored
this game NEEDS destruction
That end mine was wonderful. I used to place mines in craters on the road in battlefield 4 and it worked like a charm
So the blitz could've been stopped by a few crates and apple carts. The more you know.
German Panzer crew brings a 38 foot RV into battle, circa 1945 colorized
The ingenious design of the aluminum beverage can
the tank would just go through buildings irl
Roads too small - Check
Inexperienced Crew - Check
Tank way too large - check
Supply held up by tiger - check
They are now 100% german
When dad doesn't want to ask for directions.
Lmao those dudes at the end played y'all 😂😂
Historically accurate Königstiger
Post Scriptum: the game where a giant tank is halted by wooden wagons and midsized trees. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX
"None of these were frontally penned in the war"
*Shell instantly bounces*
*G E R M A N B I A S*
King Tiger: *_*Exists*_*
Random truck on the road: *_"N O ."_*
What abysmal game design. Particularly good at 4 minutes when hitting a bush plays a stock sound of metal scraping on metal.
There’s Vade with German comms and tactical thinking and then there’s this. I loved this video.
5:42 Go on Google Images, and type "feldherrnhalle destroyed tank", then look at the 4th result.
That is straight uncanny
sad
The only difference between them and the ghost division is that they are behind the lines rather than ahead
Devs: You want historical accuracy?
Players: Yeah!
Devs: Say less...
the first part of the video is just pain.
Tank Driving Simulator, the real battle is getting there.
The more I watch this the more I forgive the allies for thinking nothing can get through the Ardennes
Imagine if Jean-Jaque the milkman from Sedan forgot to pull out his Truck in 1940 blocking Guderian's entire tank force in France.
1997 "I wonder how level design will look in the future!"
Quorter century later:
I like the idea of a 60 ton tank that cant destroy trees or at least push a truck
I love this
Here I was expecting a video with alot of combat and maneuvering with screaming... What I got was tank driving simulator with lots of back seat driving lol. I have to say I was pleasantly surprised.
This is like playing Heroes and Generals where a Bicycle can survive a airplane bomb a tree is tough than 70tons and where a building wall can survive 100000 tank shell of different calibers and still be standing
The allies overthought anti-tank mines, all they needed was a burned truck...
The Most Historically Realistic FPS Gamer Momento in History:
i am stealing that mine sandbag combination idea