"I stared the devil in the eyes and asked him to let me feel fear. We're smoking that lucifer's celery, I'm built so fucking different that the foreman had to check the blueprints."
JFJ freaking out of the revolver with the underbarrel magazine *FEEDING BULLETS INTO THE REVOLVER CHAMBER* like he just touched the corpse of a child, my sides.
@@Mariodash23 I checked the wiki for guns used in fiction, they have NO IDEA what that thing is on the "Handcannon" or how it would even work. Completely fictional wank dreamed up by the developers half insane minds.
@@yeetyateyote5570 The wiki page for firearms used in movies/videogames has *no* idea how it works either. The developers just put it on for the lulz apparently.
20 shot revolver: "how the fuck does that work?" pp bizon revolver: "Abomination, I no longer crave the certainty of steel nor the appeal of chrome. Return to me, my irons and polymers."
J is completely right about robot girls, Karen especially. It's way hotter when they actually look like robots, and not just like humans. There's a lot of porn of Karen exactly as J described (tv head on a sexy body) and as a monstergirl lover, i'm not ashamed to admit i'm VERY gay for Plankton's sassy robo wife. Remember: Assaultron, not Synth.
Exactly! It was a shame we couldn't romance Ada in fallout 4. I don't mind human faces but it honestly is more uncanny than the robots with robot heads. Plus they're cooler and have better designs than the human faced robots, and monsters if I'm being honest.
@@taylorcrawford4387 I couldn't agree more regarding Ada, she was the only companion I actually wanted to romance since Curie turned herself into a synth. It was just Serana in Skyrim all over again! We couldn't romance any of the robots, it was infuriating going to Goodneighbour and having KLEO rizz you up everytime you talk to her, and the player just acts like a dead fish in response. Supposedly, there was going to be a romancable Assaultron in 76, but Bethesda scrapped her, the cowards! And honestly, I don't even have any uncanny feeling towards humanoid robots, I just don't find them any different than regular humans, i.e. boring in a world full of giant lizards, insects and murder robots with childbearing hips. Personally, the less human-like the better in my opinion, all these humans and synths, but all I really want is a deathclaw with boobs.
@@QueenSuccubug a romancable death claw would be crazy though. I mean there was that one mod that had that but it wasn't the best. Honestly the game would have been cool if they kept the assaultron that we could get together with, Kleo or Ada would have been amazing but again Bethesda are cowards.
@@QueenSuccubugthere IS a romanceable assualtron in 76 her name is Adelaide and she was part of last seasons “battle pass”, but I believe you can now purchase her using gold bullion if you have ALLY reputation with the foundation settlers. This applies to all of the added companions, and they will sometimes release them in the atomic shop too.
@@Gamer1what REALLY now? Damn, I stopped playing 76 years ago, but that almost makes me wanna go back to it. I just wish it wasn't such a repetitive grinding sim...
that gross ass revolver..... could mechanicly work in a stupid way have the centre cylender enclosed have right cylnders open to the air so spent shells fall out the magazine is a hylixal box mag that incerts rounds to the bottom chamber its stupid but it works (kinda a the gattling gun but slow)
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Don't forget to get your snake oil
No, i think its your quirky jokes and goku em attitude
The government doesn't want you to remember they did it. I mean uh, I didn't say anything
Hell yeah
Damn, my delicious caffeine free JFJ brand snake oil just ran out today.
This video must be a sign that it’s time to get another one!
The guy from Call of Juarez sounds like he's doing a dracula flow skit at all times.
"I stared the devil in the eyes and asked him to let me feel fear. We're smoking that lucifer's celery, I'm built so fucking different that the foreman had to check the blueprints."
This shit ain’t nothing to me man
"Yeah I'm a misogynist and a racist." *punches woman* "I'M SO SORRY!"
Professionals have standards.
It’s a practice, not a lifestyle.
Ben is like if Dracula Flow was an actual person. He even sounds like Dracula Flow.
JFJ freaking out of the revolver with the underbarrel magazine *FEEDING BULLETS INTO THE REVOLVER CHAMBER* like he just touched the corpse of a child, my sides.
Yeah that's how I woulda reacted
@@Mariodash23 I checked the wiki for guns used in fiction, they have NO IDEA what that thing is on the "Handcannon" or how it would even work. Completely fictional wank dreamed up by the developers half insane minds.
Like literally how
@@yeetyateyote5570 The wiki page for firearms used in movies/videogames has *no* idea how it works either. The developers just put it on for the lulz apparently.
@@otakon17 that’s actually mega based if they did it explicitly for the lulz
8:21 Im not even that into guns, and that still made me recoil like a slap to the face.
LMAO EX-PLANE it’s it that’s the joke i don’t know what else to say
No worries, there's no need to ex-plane the joke :^)
Was not expecting that but then again it's J but still kinda messed lol.
Jupiter be like: I love you dad
Dad: EXPLODES
ex-dad: yeah that's what I woulda did
20 shot revolver: "how the fuck does that work?"
pp bizon revolver: "Abomination, I no longer crave the certainty of steel nor the appeal of chrome. Return to me, my irons and polymers."
I know it was a joke but J just made black ops 6 better
God, I wanna see Johnathan Furguson (Keeper of Firearms and Artillery at the Royal Armouries museum in the UK) react to that "revolver" monstrosity.
Bro, the MnF reference was wild, but J knowing there's 3 is crazier goddamn
it's an absolute newgrounds classic, of course he'd know it from his gooning days
Woods at the World Trade Center top floor: YOU CAN'T KILL ME!! *sees plane approaching* FUUUUU-
8:23 THAT IS FOUL, GET IT OUT
17:24
She couldn't even get the a in Tina out before your character assaults her. Ben must hold the record for world's fastest domestic abuse.
Of course the best RUclipsr doesn’t skim with the 9/11 footage
J once again being objectively correct about the robotic bodies
I was not expecting actual 9-11 footage! JFJ! You’re a menace lol.
19:13 thank god for Tyrion
Its been at least 22.3 years. You’re officially allowed to make fun of 9/11 now, according to south park.
6:47 at this point, saying the N-word was the tamest thing you’ve done
13:39 to 13:44 got me GOOD.
I need that laugh badly, thank you.
That Dice reference at 1:20, think you slick JFJ? 😂
This man wholeheartedly put the clip of plane hitting the WTC... fucking gigachad
Wiz is just Newman from Seinfeld and no one can convince me otherwise.
money well spent for Call of Juarez: the Cartel
7:33
I'm sorry, but I desperately want this but said by Duke Nukem.
Dident vanilla ice do a house flipping show called “the vanilla ice project”?
In all of my time on youtube I've never seen a more perfect sponcer
Currently sitting in a Twin Peaks while watching this, life is good.
9:22 SO TRUE. PREACH THAT SHIT, J
Did you know that the Guy that did the Cleveland videos is now a Cleveland news station reporter?
I hope you’re doing lovely J
Is this the long awaited payday is fun 7?
8:25 I have two questions??? How would it work and how is it worser than the Dardick pistol???
Any plans on putting Dudley in the thumbnail, similar to Tyrion?
15:56 Dayum, if they had any superior genes, it went down there!
3:38 you sent me right back to Burnout Paradise with that bit J, thanks.
oh boy watching fun is fun sure is fun
Yo J for some reason this vid is fucking hilarious. Best vid you've made in awhile keep cooking
Ayyy JFJ, the algorithm actually showed me this video! I thought I should let you know after that scare you had before!
I keep being reminded
by both jfj and neocranium
there they both know someone who is called "lewd scp-1471"
and it's somehow funny to me
Me wondering why i can’t park my planes in the building
'the worst she can say is no'
8:23
they made a fourth???
only time I ever heard of vanilla ice was that bit from pickle rick show
Another JFJ Classic
4:05 put vanilla ice from the crime boss franchise in payday 3 and maybe I will buy payday 3
"Tyrian i hit the Pentagon but your knew that already"
JFJ spittin facts on robots
I really hope Crime Boss takes off. Payday 3 screwed up so bad, so they're in a perfect position to print money if they don't botch it.
Interested in what the catchphrase will be for Dudley. "DUDLEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO BULDING 7!?!"
love this guy
"its not borderlands 4" IF ONLY THAT ONE GUY IN CHAT KNEW.
20:27 real asf
Honestly that Juarez title was kinda going for what Splinter Cell: Double Agent was going for, where you kinda had to play both sides.
top tier mental rot and happiness
Can't wait to see the finals vid
the call of juarez guy sounds like dracula flow.
Oh sweet i finally can eat lunch
watching the entirety + liking + commenting to boost video stats 👍
Actually hiyped for the killer bean game
YES JFJ YES SPEAK FACTS ABOUT THE ROBOT LADYS TRUE TRUE
I bought some supps jay! I bought it with a preorder
Call of Juarez guy sounds like dracula flow
Video speed running demonization
Kinda surprised he used actual 9/11 footage.
20:18 "They Boobi-" hehehehe...
I wish I would of seen this yesterday, I didn't see your code.. :(
I did get your flavor though!
Whatever happened to your DBD video “Oni Is Fun”
Oh the ads ain’t makin it into this one guys
You’re Fun JFJ
What does the J in JFJ stand for.
8:22 I'm going to fucking vomit.
mr president a fourth meet has hit the and fuck kingdom
J is completely right about robot girls, Karen especially. It's way hotter when they actually look like robots, and not just like humans. There's a lot of porn of Karen exactly as J described (tv head on a sexy body) and as a monstergirl lover, i'm not ashamed to admit i'm VERY gay for Plankton's sassy robo wife. Remember: Assaultron, not Synth.
Exactly! It was a shame we couldn't romance Ada in fallout 4. I don't mind human faces but it honestly is more uncanny than the robots with robot heads. Plus they're cooler and have better designs than the human faced robots, and monsters if I'm being honest.
@@taylorcrawford4387 I couldn't agree more regarding Ada, she was the only companion I actually wanted to romance since Curie turned herself into a synth. It was just Serana in Skyrim all over again! We couldn't romance any of the robots, it was infuriating going to Goodneighbour and having KLEO rizz you up everytime you talk to her, and the player just acts like a dead fish in response. Supposedly, there was going to be a romancable Assaultron in 76, but Bethesda scrapped her, the cowards! And honestly, I don't even have any uncanny feeling towards humanoid robots, I just don't find them any different than regular humans, i.e. boring in a world full of giant lizards, insects and murder robots with childbearing hips. Personally, the less human-like the better in my opinion, all these humans and synths, but all I really want is a deathclaw with boobs.
@@QueenSuccubug a romancable death claw would be crazy though. I mean there was that one mod that had that but it wasn't the best. Honestly the game would have been cool if they kept the assaultron that we could get together with, Kleo or Ada would have been amazing but again Bethesda are cowards.
@@QueenSuccubugthere IS a romanceable assualtron in 76 her name is Adelaide and she was part of last seasons “battle pass”, but I believe you can now purchase her using gold bullion if you have ALLY reputation with the foundation settlers. This applies to all of the added companions, and they will sometimes release them in the atomic shop too.
@@Gamer1what REALLY now? Damn, I stopped playing 76 years ago, but that almost makes me wanna go back to it. I just wish it wasn't such a repetitive grinding sim...
21:40 rather mgs4 ish lighting
Ah an abrupt stop oh yeah the joke
I wish I could buy CoJ: The Cartel without having to use a CD key site
We all know the cowboys don't play games they shoot game
14:50 why does he talk like a shitty version of Dracula rap
Fuck someone in chat said the same thing
8:22 I get the joke
could someone tell me the name of the game with the cop with one liners
Woah why did the video end so suddenly?
Holy fuck the Lisp
great vid
"If it didn't have the Juarez name attatched to it maybe it wouldn't have been so bad..."
So... Like Resident Evil 6?
Based J
Good boy
mom can we have payday is fun
we have payday is fun at home
payday 3 is payday at home
J gets it
damn you called curious joy curious george and you went for the fat joke instead. smh
No MH Wilds reaction!? cringe... still gave it a like cuz fart jokes = funny
I saw my name in the video :)
that gross ass revolver..... could mechanicly work in a stupid way
have the centre cylender enclosed
have right cylnders open to the air so spent shells fall out
the magazine is a hylixal box mag that incerts rounds to the bottom chamber
its stupid but it works (kinda a the gattling gun but slow)
Don Ak Dum
Cartel Writers: So we have this cowboy cop but we don't really know what lines to give him
*Vivziepop enters the room* Gentlemen...
Cartel sounds more like bootleg Dracula Flow, if you ask me.
Funny lil comment for algorithm
wow
Yay
2 seconds in a J is already playing a scam ffs