Last Week Tonight - And Now This: The Queue to End All Queues

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • From the September 25, 2022 episode of "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver".

Комментарии • 73

  • @asecretone
    @asecretone 2 года назад +274

    We don't know the names of the people in that line. It's queue-anon.

    • @dougaltolan3017
      @dougaltolan3017 2 года назад

      I hate you!
      I came here to rant about Americans not understanding (British culture), to rave about this dig at our individual psyche, to shout "how dare you criticise Britain". And what happens?
      You, you and your bloody hilarious joke.
      👍😁

    • @terrancenash5726
      @terrancenash5726 2 года назад +2

      I was gonna make that joke

    • @zb3495
      @zb3495 2 года назад +2

      Noice

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 Год назад +1

      Lol

    • @MikeSooch
      @MikeSooch 4 месяца назад +1

      You win the internet for that line. Also, you're fired.

  • @JKSSubstandard
    @JKSSubstandard 2 года назад +141

    The queens seductive queue sucks people off sidewalk is a 2022 kind of headline

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 года назад

      My brain: "seductive queen sucks off people in sidewalk queue"

  • @mangana215
    @mangana215 2 года назад +71

    That's the reason David Beckham refused to skip the queue, he was drawn into it and just couldn't leave

  • @jmackmcneill
    @jmackmcneill 2 года назад +130

    As a Brit, having avoided all coverage DESPERATELY for weeks, this supercut makes the best case I have ever seen for the entire island just sinking into the sea.

    • @Scuuurbs
      @Scuuurbs 2 года назад +20

      Why you gotta drag Scotland down too tho?

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 года назад +8

      @@Scuuurbs , and Wales. Surely this is primarily an English thing.

    • @Scuuurbs
      @Scuuurbs 2 года назад +13

      @@janeeyre1990 whales are meant to be underwater wdym

    • @dougaltolan3017
      @dougaltolan3017 2 года назад +4

      @@Scuuurbs grrrr

    • @orsomethingorno
      @orsomethingorno 2 года назад +2

      @@Scuuurbs Balmoral isn't in Lincolnshire mate

  • @samfilmkid
    @samfilmkid 2 года назад +14

    When you’ve run out of things to say after ten days of reporting on a funeral

  • @ryeman7980
    @ryeman7980 2 года назад +14

    I'd say they were actually good at cutting King's heads off, they might not need to queue now.

  • @scottwebster8756
    @scottwebster8756 2 года назад +18

    "...no interest in joining the queue, what does that say about them ?"
    In the US we are pressured to join the coup to end all coups.
    Both are stupid.

  • @posthocprior
    @posthocprior 2 года назад +21

    What if you have to pee in the queue? You have to go before.

    • @thecrohnsdiaries
      @thecrohnsdiaries 2 года назад +12

      there were toilets along the queue. also restaurants were open along the queue trail.

    • @moramento22
      @moramento22 2 года назад +4

      They've put in a system were they would know where in the queue you're in even if you have to go eat or go to the toilet or whatever

    • @massimookissed1023
      @massimookissed1023 2 года назад +12

      That's why you have to mind your pees and queues.

    • @kellygervais3440
      @kellygervais3440 2 года назад +5

      @@massimookissed1023 lol, saw what you did there....

  • @Baelor-Breakspear
    @Baelor-Breakspear 2 года назад +14

    I’ve been alive for 33 years and have spoken English for 30 or so years of that 33 and in that time I’ve never learned that queue meant line. There’s a positive for the death of Queen Elizabeth second of her name ruler of the Andals and first men and protector of the realm.

    • @CartwAalbiel
      @CartwAalbiel 2 года назад +2

      In which country have you been living? (curious about variations of English)

  • @LowreyStudios
    @LowreyStudios 2 года назад +18

    This deserves its own Emmy.

  • @vfaulkon
    @vfaulkon 2 года назад +2

    And the Brits say there's something wrong with us Americans.
    I mean, they're not wrong, but damn son....

  • @rockCity777
    @rockCity777 2 года назад +3

    Clearly, one of the many positive impacts of the death of Queen Elizabeth.

  • @Ralphieboy
    @Ralphieboy 2 года назад +9

    The Queue Continuum

  • @Dodelijk144
    @Dodelijk144 2 года назад +12

    Outstanding.

  • @WizTroll
    @WizTroll 2 года назад +16

    My fellow Americans. We have to win this.

    • @icecreamdf5259
      @icecreamdf5259 2 года назад +12

      We win by not engaging in that sort of nonsense.

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 года назад +7

      BUILD THAT LINE. BUILD THAT LINE.

    • @helenryan5217
      @helenryan5217 2 года назад +1

      We already did, at Yorktown.

  • @cityhawk
    @cityhawk 2 года назад +4

    I swear people have stopped listening to themselves speak.

    • @BambiTrout
      @BambiTrout 2 года назад

      And it is simultaneously hilarious, and deeply, deeply upsetting.

  • @LuxLisbon26
    @LuxLisbon26 2 года назад +2

    And then there's Phillip and Holly...

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin Год назад

    0:58 That sounds like the world's most boring horror movie

  • @মেহেদীহাসান-ষ৭গ

    it could be said as queuen ?

  • @terminusest5902
    @terminusest5902 Год назад

    The queen of all cues. When will the next one be. This is a chance of a lifetime for many people.

  • @arcanondrum6543
    @arcanondrum6543 2 года назад +11

    The 1% couldn't be more pleased. Just look at the obedience to someone ripping off her Subjects (harshly if they're foreign), all on television to encourage others to obey.

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 2 года назад +2

      I mean, she's got billions sad that she's gone, you're probably going to buried in an unmarked grave with no mourners, maybe she's not the one who lived her life wrong?

    • @arcanondrum6543
      @arcanondrum6543 2 года назад +4

      @@jakepullman4914 If the Prison doors were opened and you learned how freedom was simply a matter of thinking and acting, you Jake Pullman would beg for the doors to be closed with you inside and "protected". Not even pictures of Elizardbreath as a truck mechanic for the War were sincere - just propaganda to make the public think that she was contributing while roped off by guards (who were NOT working and ironically *THEY* would have had time for fixing trucks but they instead had to pretend that "there was a princess inside working").
      You seem to think that because the royal family stole everything "fair and square" it means that Elizardbreath's birth into that wealth was some sort of accomplishment. In fact, not even that is true. The revolution led by Oliver Cromwell meant that the entire estate of the royal family became property of the Commonwealth. The royal family are now, merely tenants of the Taxpayers (it's true). That is not all however, there was the beheading of Mary, Queen of Scots by Elizardbreath's family so that one day, you could pretend that she was worthy.
      When faced with the death of the most popular Princess the world has ever seen Elizardbreath remained silent for 7 full days. Then she issued a brief, callous statement and made clear that the once Princess was not able to receive any "royal" considerations in death. Side by side there would be no contest, Elizardbreath would fail EVERY comparison and since they are too numerous to list, here are but a few : Beauty being the most obvious, of course. Diana's grace outmatched Elizardbreath's by far. Only one of the women (if you can call a Lizard that) had ever proven that she could take care of herself and others.
      I feel sad for you Jake Pullman. This is the Internet so I won't be listing my accomplishments for you but perhaps you're correct or worse about my burial. I am confident that I have done far more to make the world a better place and I have experienced life in a way that helped me peek at something more.
      Elizardbreath definitely has hurt the world, just ask the Kenyan Mau Mau. She was the epitome of sloth but rewarded for it. The question for you Jake Pullman, is how much of your pride is tied to a "Queen" versus your own accomplishments because if she's all you've got then the last 7 words you wrote are something that concerns you : "...the one who lived [their] life wrong."

    • @anthonyd4771
      @anthonyd4771 2 года назад +2

      @@jakepullman4914 I feel so sorry for you

    • @jogennotsuki
      @jogennotsuki 2 года назад +4

      @@arcanondrum6543 Calm down, doll

  • @anthonyd4771
    @anthonyd4771 2 года назад +1

    🤢

  • @lorenzodicapo6305
    @lorenzodicapo6305 2 года назад +3

    too bad we didn't have these folks in DC on 1/6 instead of all the non-queueing magas

  • @MichaelChanning
    @MichaelChanning 2 года назад +1

    Queue-Anon

  • @desdemonaspal6281
    @desdemonaspal6281 2 года назад

    Seriously…

  • @cthulhutheendless1587
    @cthulhutheendless1587 2 года назад

    Queue qua queue

  • @bobsickle2336
    @bobsickle2336 2 года назад

    If you're going to be a troglodyte and show John Oliver, at least have the decency to put his mug in the thumbnail so us decent folk don't have to experience it.

    • @onett64
      @onett64 2 года назад +2

      john oliver jumpscare

    • @thebobbrom7176
      @thebobbrom7176 2 года назад +1

      Jesus did John Oliver sleep with your gran or something?

    • @jogennotsuki
      @jogennotsuki 2 года назад +11

      Maybe don't watch videos from John Oliver's show if you don't want to look at him. Just a suggestion 😊

    • @bobsickle2336
      @bobsickle2336 2 года назад

      ​@@jogennotsuki Not everyone knows the name of the show this twat wormed his way into. You know what? America DESERVES John Oliver and James Corden. Any reasonable culture would cast them out into the wastes.

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 2 года назад +3

      put his face in the thumbnail so you don't have to see his face????
      yup so much sense