Malory Archer and Ray Gillette

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @TheSuperNats
    @TheSuperNats 8 лет назад +4968

    "Where's the other one, greasing up in the bathroom?" Lol Malory is the reason why I watch this show 😂😂😂

  • @mst3k54
    @mst3k54 3 года назад +850

    Ray saying “Yeah, that’s me, Mr. Selfish” in a wheelchair always kills me

  • @feralart
    @feralart 8 лет назад +3377

    The dried clams remark is one of Ray's finest snarky comebacks.

    • @JoeyLamontagne
      @JoeyLamontagne 8 лет назад +107

      The garter one was good too

    • @AtenRa
      @AtenRa 8 лет назад +22

      I was doubled over crying.

    • @synthwavecat96
      @synthwavecat96 8 лет назад +38

      feralart "Sexy baby, let's talk about--" made me fall off my bed

    • @austintruesdale8818
      @austintruesdale8818 5 лет назад +7

      I don’t get that one😅

    • @filipeamaral216
      @filipeamaral216 5 лет назад +27

      @@austintruesdale8818 She is all "dried up down there", as Pam said in Season 1.

  • @siohead9021
    @siohead9021 5 лет назад +3726

    I like how the "turned out with high self esteem" was actually a solid point

    • @user-bi6po6zj1f
      @user-bi6po6zj1f 4 года назад +167

      Sio Head especially since he killed a bear as a child

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 года назад +48

      Not worth the side effect, she supposes :P

    • @Kpimpmaster
      @Kpimpmaster 4 года назад +154

      Malory wouldn’t know good parenting if Children Services kicked her in the crouch

    • @j.vonhogen9650
      @j.vonhogen9650 4 года назад +35

      Well, he cried in the car, after he forgot to bring the gum.

    • @haminational3885
      @haminational3885 4 года назад +7

      but we all know who won this argument :D :D :D

  • @pyrs201
    @pyrs201 3 года назад +1446

    God I'm going to miss her sarcastic insults
    Rest in peace Jessica Walter, passed away this Wednesday on her bed
    You will be missed

    • @chrisyu98
      @chrisyu98 2 года назад +43

      Jessica Walter's voice had the perfect mix of sophistication and sarcasm for Malory

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte Год назад +3

      Nobody else can be Mallory. RIP her voice was perfect and hilarious

  • @alexforce9
    @alexforce9 4 года назад +3084

    Despite what happened to him, Ray is the most mentaly stable of all of them.

    • @ArseneLupinIIIMrjovoni
      @ArseneLupinIIIMrjovoni 4 года назад +80

      IKR!?

    • @Laserbeak316
      @Laserbeak316 4 года назад +227

      Did seem like he started to lose it a little in that episode where he lost his hand to that plant monster.

    • @Ghost7065
      @Ghost7065 4 года назад +130

      He's also the most competent.

    • @asahel980
      @asahel980 3 года назад +25

      uhmm Lana?

    • @srikausthubhah1729
      @srikausthubhah1729 3 года назад +54

      @@asahel980 how is Lana mentally stable?

  • @aaronnealy2337
    @aaronnealy2337 8 лет назад +2104

    "Well, unless we need someone to go undercover as a shopping cart" hahahaha

    • @l.carter3139
      @l.carter3139 6 лет назад +50

      I mean, that was beyond low!even for Mallory 🤣🤣

    • @lorrie9462
      @lorrie9462 6 лет назад +26

      This is my favorite of them all

    • @KorrellOfficial
      @KorrellOfficial 5 лет назад +15

      This one did it for me. Lol

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 5 лет назад +8

      *"OOOOOOOOH!"* ~ black people

    • @jorelljoseph5893
      @jorelljoseph5893 5 лет назад +8

      I swear i got hiccups from laughing because I rewinded it many times

  • @choir345
    @choir345 8 лет назад +3166

    "Didn't know they made sushi with dried clams" I'm dead

  • @Jacob-qr8pl
    @Jacob-qr8pl 5 лет назад +2302

    Mallory: [insult]
    Ray: You know...

    • @user-bi6po6zj1f
      @user-bi6po6zj1f 4 года назад +99

      “I’m sure there’s a joke in there about fairy dust”

    • @ThePsych123
      @ThePsych123 4 года назад +93

      "You know--" is low-key one of my favorite recurring lines in this show 😂

    • @ten-thousandbees8453
      @ten-thousandbees8453 4 года назад +45

      ZIP IT

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 4 года назад +9

      @@ThePsych123 It's a carry over joke from Frisky Dingo. One of the best!

    • @metallicarchaea1820
      @metallicarchaea1820 4 года назад +9

      Lana says that as well.

  • @KodaJosh098
    @KodaJosh098 7 лет назад +2918

    "I don't even want the gay back." 😂

  • @darkvixenkillu
    @darkvixenkillu 8 лет назад +1907

    That's one thing Malory has on her son Archer. She can always think of some, incredibly mean, snappy insults. That woman is vicious.

  • @The7Reaper
    @The7Reaper 8 лет назад +1817

    "it's got two queens" "where's the other one greasing up in the bathroom?" hahaha

  • @donalddarko5807
    @donalddarko5807 3 года назад +552

    "Saves you the embarrassment of an extremely homophobic remark" lmao Mallory was the best

    • @DaWorzt99
      @DaWorzt99 Год назад +7

      You know!!!!!

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte Год назад +9

      She was, RIP. Shame the writing got so bad past season 5

    • @BarnabasAcsai
      @BarnabasAcsai Год назад +4

      ​@@Rando_ShyteIMO, Season 6 was still fire, it had the elevator episode after all.

    • @MyrrdinWylltEmrys
      @MyrrdinWylltEmrys 6 месяцев назад

      😅😅

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 5 месяцев назад

      ⁠​⁠@@Rando_Shytelol what? Absolutely not as the writing was STILL great and amazingly well done AFTER season 5. What you’re saying about anything “gOt sO bAd” is 100% NOT true at all in the slightest, just stop!

  • @kelc-1373
    @kelc-1373 6 лет назад +775

    Literally every character in this show is essential

    • @blackened872
      @blackened872 5 лет назад +63

      Kelvin Riddick the writing on this show is phenomenal

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 лет назад +19

      Including Bilbo.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 4 года назад +27

      @@DresdeNareena I think there's a little problem with that now.

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 3 года назад +8

      It's a shame we won't have Mallory anymore 😢

    • @irvinmorales1409
      @irvinmorales1409 3 года назад +11

      @@DresdeNareena
      We need Cyril to be a meek counterpart to Archer.

  • @jonescalypso
    @jonescalypso 7 лет назад +851

    The writing of this show is award-worthy on so many levels XD

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 4 года назад +12

      It started with Frisky Dingo...

    • @jgrillo638
      @jgrillo638 4 года назад +14

      @@TriniLush7 most people don't even know that show exists sadly.

    • @myczxr
      @myczxr 3 года назад +1

      exactly

    • @wizardofoz1390
      @wizardofoz1390 3 года назад +6

      Ray writes the show

    • @Red-Hood
      @Red-Hood 3 года назад

      That's why I keep coming back

  • @jgrillo638
    @jgrillo638 3 года назад +417

    Rest in Peace Jessica Walter. You brought me joy and laughs with your impeccable comedic timing.

  • @EXRazeBurn
    @EXRazeBurn 8 лет назад +242

    2:16
    "Didn't know they made sushi with dried clams."
    Fucking savage.
    XD.

  • @Cluv22
    @Cluv22 3 года назад +156

    "Idiots!" Rest in Peace, Miss Jessica Walter. You were Always Terrific.

  • @Jon92254
    @Jon92254 7 лет назад +802

    "Sorry Ramona I know to you it's just one big sexy briar patch"
    lol damn that woman is savage

    • @traintrack3761
      @traintrack3761 6 лет назад +39

      chicago92100 “you know...”

    • @Jon92254
      @Jon92254 5 лет назад +34

      @@traintrack3761
      "Zip it"

    • @empanada2019
      @empanada2019 4 года назад +1

      Still don't know why Ramona of all names?
      Like what's the Background Behind that?

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 4 года назад +26

      ​@Paula Castillo Because Malory tends to refer to Ray as a woman because he's gay ("Ms. Gilette," "What's her problem?" and so on).
      There are gay men who don't mind it, and there are gay men who find it derogatory. There are also straight people who do so to gay men in both affectionate and derogatory ways. And Malory's intent is the latter. Ramona is a woman's name and is close enough to "Raymond" for her to use.

    • @pattonramming1988
      @pattonramming1988 4 года назад

      Best line of season 5

  • @robertfrazier6563
    @robertfrazier6563 8 лет назад +1033

    I felt sorry for Ray. He's the only one besides Cyril get insulted the most by Mallory.

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 8 лет назад +240

      He never deserves it lol
      Then again Malory is a bitch to basically every single person.

    • @noahorakwue2653
      @noahorakwue2653 8 лет назад +115

      and also unlike Cyril ray never screwed Malory

    • @teajaydaws
      @teajaydaws 8 лет назад +150

      yeah but he can sass her back in the Funniest ways ever :')

    • @yesikanarvaez5027
      @yesikanarvaez5027 8 лет назад +9

      What is her Problem with them?

    • @teajaydaws
      @teajaydaws 8 лет назад +133

      +Yesika Narvaez She has a problem with Ray because he can sass her back xDDD

  • @archer1949
    @archer1949 8 лет назад +238

    "My busy mincing schedule" that's gold!

  • @DerekHamby
    @DerekHamby 6 лет назад +1483

    -"My momma told me, how much she loved me all the time."
    -"Exactly. Look how you turned out."
    "Uhh...with high self-esteem?"
    LMAO!

  • @torinpalethorpe3616
    @torinpalethorpe3616 8 лет назад +648

    Malory:"Well, you're in charge here. I'm off to get a seaweed wrap."
    Ray:"Didn't know they made sushi with dried clams."

  • @noisemarine561
    @noisemarine561 8 лет назад +399

    For some odd reason, I liked Archer at the beginning. And now I favor Malory because her insults cut deeper than his.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 4 года назад +24

      But then you have Cheryl, who's just so casually cruel. She destroyed Lana with a little speech and worked in jabs at Malory and Archer at the same time.
      Plus there's this classic one at Pam, when Archer threw ice at her:
      "*laughs* This is just like my birthday party! Remember?'
      "NO!"
      "*still laughing* Yeah, that's because you weren't invited!"

  • @edm240b9
    @edm240b9 7 лет назад +486

    "So you aced the test and beat up a Nazi, a nerd, and Queen of the robots." XD

  • @MrGrownman455
    @MrGrownman455 8 лет назад +422

    "He's not used to leading" LOL hilarious

    • @TheRealFlyingAnt
      @TheRealFlyingAnt 8 лет назад +10

      how hard is it to get a stupid quote right?

    • @MrGrownman455
      @MrGrownman455 8 лет назад +9

      continental-survivor I'm guessing it's as hard as you moving out of your mama's basement but I could be wrong. lol

    • @TheRealFlyingAnt
      @TheRealFlyingAnt 8 лет назад +9

      ***** Sooo not very hard then?

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 лет назад +2

      @@MrGrownman455 Something tells me you might be projecting on this one. Not sure what that could be.

    • @facepalmfoxindustries8835
      @facepalmfoxindustries8835 4 года назад +1

      @@MrGrownman455 LMFAOOOO bro you're still throwing shade for a 4 year old comment

  • @williamfoote3094
    @williamfoote3094 8 лет назад +1178

    Ray had to had stole a man from Malory she loathes him!

    • @demoncatthing
      @demoncatthing 8 лет назад +111

      Nah, she's just homophobic

    • @snerketx6121
      @snerketx6121 8 лет назад +346

      She's not. Malory threats everyone like shit, regardless of their race or sexual orientation.

    • @KJC21793.
      @KJC21793.  8 лет назад +327

      +Alexander Eilertsen exactly, she's an equal opportunity offender!

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 8 лет назад +39

      Unless she wants to have sex with them of course.

    • @szarozielony4090
      @szarozielony4090 8 лет назад +31

      +Viva WAkaNDA - "homophobic"? Seriously? People still use that SJW bullshit word?

  • @kenek629
    @kenek629 5 лет назад +86

    The rewatchability of Archer is amazing

    • @yashailani9547
      @yashailani9547 5 лет назад +9

      I still find some new joke in their or understand old ones

    • @Kpop-eye-f7t
      @Kpop-eye-f7t 6 месяцев назад

      True lol.

    • @navyhusky2020
      @navyhusky2020 4 месяца назад +1

      I've binged it like 5 times already and it still cracks me up lmao

  • @Starcraftgamer97
    @Starcraftgamer97 4 года назад +99

    "Didn't know they made sushi with dry clams" is probably one of his best comebacks in the show

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 2 года назад

      Now this is how we know Ray is "versatile" -- he gives just as much as he gets!

  • @rbjunkie1114
    @rbjunkie1114 8 лет назад +174

    "Sorry, Ramona..." Lmao!! I missed the one 😂😂😂

  • @bja808
    @bja808 7 лет назад +565

    "You're taking me out of the field?"
    "Well unless we need someone to go undercover as a shopping cart"
    MALORY NOOOOO!!!!!!! 😭

  • @Hairmetallurgist
    @Hairmetallurgist 4 года назад +101

    2:02
    Cyril: "Join a support group!"
    Malory: "For who, crippled, gay, hillbilly spies?!... There's a niche." 🤣

  • @1307
    @1307 8 лет назад +221

    even though i'm gay i kind of love malory's comments to ray! mostly cuz he (and lana) are the only ones who really call her out on her shit.

    • @korrenzosmith-moore1213
      @korrenzosmith-moore1213 6 лет назад +4

      1307 me too and I love their comments.

    • @Haleyncasey
      @Haleyncasey 4 года назад +5

      yeah same, gay too, its kind of sweet to watch :)

    • @Alusnovalotus
      @Alusnovalotus 4 года назад

      1307 it’s basically an inverted rupauls drag race

    • @JS.990
      @JS.990 4 года назад +2

      You should let the LGBT community know because they want to shut down this show because its "Too offensive for the LGBT" community -_-

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 4 года назад +38

      @@JS.990 No we don't. There might be a few people who want to, but guess what, they don't represent THE WHOLE LGBT community. That'd be like saying "All black people want Lana removed from the show" because a few black people took issue with Lana's portrayal.
      Don't try to stir shit up when you have no spoon.

  • @ariannajaylin1585
    @ariannajaylin1585 3 года назад +56

    "I don't even what the gay back😒🍸"
    You will be missed Jessica Walter

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 3 года назад +235

    RIP Jessica Walter, you were funnier than this world deserved ❤️

  • @kuryamtl
    @kuryamtl 7 лет назад +545

    "You think all those catholic priests wouldn't peg him...." *cough*

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 6 лет назад +118

      That joke penetrates on many levels

    •  6 лет назад +37

      HA! PHRASING!

    • @rileyfreeman2875
      @rileyfreeman2875 4 года назад +63

      "... as American, with that hillbilly accent?"

    • @jvisor420
      @jvisor420 3 года назад +24

      @@rileyfreeman2875 even her back pedals are solid burns lol

    • @tahraethestoryteller6079
      @tahraethestoryteller6079 3 года назад +2

      Phrasing, boom!

  • @homfri111
    @homfri111 8 лет назад +593

    You knowww.

    • @lmd2550
      @lmd2550 7 лет назад +5

      Kissing girls is pretty gay fam I am sure I don't know

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 6 лет назад

      It's a lovely Frisky Dingo reference.

    • @l.carter3139
      @l.carter3139 6 лет назад +1

      @kevin willems HAAAA *Lana voice

    • @EJAXK13
      @EJAXK13 5 лет назад +2

      Zip it Missy.

    • @TummyHissell
      @TummyHissell 5 лет назад +1

      (sucks teeth)

  • @itsmejuanin
    @itsmejuanin 7 лет назад +102

    I just love how Ray says YOU KNOW and Mallory immediately says ZIP IT!

    • @aHumanBeing97
      @aHumanBeing97 2 года назад

      She knows she’ll lose a real logical argument. So she uses her authority.

  • @ahwhwhshwhs
    @ahwhwhshwhs 7 лет назад +87

    The dynamic between the two of them is hilarious

  • @Defective1
    @Defective1 6 лет назад +81

    Ray is one of my favorite characters just because of the reactions he has

  • @timshields5554
    @timshields5554 7 лет назад +227

    I LOVE Mallory!!! She is frigging hilarious!!! No group is off limits to her!! Everyone gets slammed!!

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 4 года назад +20

      Reasons why Archer's paternity is still a mystery.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 4 года назад +15

      "Everyone gets slammed"
      PHRASING!

    • @serpent2678
      @serpent2678 4 года назад +3

      I like how she treats everyone the same! 😄

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 2 года назад +2

      @@serpent2678 except for rich or handsome men

  • @tamaracesar1931
    @tamaracesar1931 6 лет назад +142

    Gillette says: “you know” a lot 😂

  • @EpicWingmanXIII
    @EpicWingmanXIII 8 лет назад +94

    If the saddle oxford and/or ruby slipper fits, Mr and/or Missy!

  • @benharrison9098
    @benharrison9098 2 года назад +111

    "Since this one went and got himself paralysed"
    "Yep, thats me: Mr.Selfish"
    You can't tell me the dialogue isnt some of the best ever written. Theres obscure yet killer one liners everywhere in this show.

    • @aHumanBeing97
      @aHumanBeing97 2 года назад +6

      For me the scripting was amazing the way it cut to a different scene using a reply to what someone in a different scene said. It’s hard to pick one off the top of my head as there are just so many.

  • @ScooneyPuba
    @ScooneyPuba 8 лет назад +109

    "Didn't know they made sushi with dried clams"...
    got'em.

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 3 года назад +48

    R.I.P. Jessica Walter & Ron Leibman. Now Malory Archer & Ron Cadillac can be together forever.

  • @JP-rf8rr
    @JP-rf8rr 6 лет назад +50

    I never realized how good their banter is.

  • @jayar7436
    @jayar7436 2 года назад +10

    “Someday I’m gonna write a book about this place.” Season 13… lol

    • @chrish.6260
      @chrish.6260 2 года назад +6

      And it was a real smackarooni

  • @JD-iu6rv
    @JD-iu6rv 6 лет назад +44

    I never realized how much Ray says “You know”

  • @ada4927
    @ada4927 7 лет назад +80

    "And so Gillette landed safely...I'm sure there's a joke in there about fairy dust, and then what happens"

  • @Xzamilloh
    @Xzamilloh 7 лет назад +69

    The writing on this show is some of the best currently on television. Whoever worked with Jessica Walter (Malory) over at Arrested Development must went with her to Archer because the writing on AD was top notch as well. I miss that show

    • @aHumanBeing97
      @aHumanBeing97 2 года назад +2

      I went to watch that because my gf would sing her praise as being exactly like Malory Archer. Other than the weird cousin stuff, I enjoyed seeing Malory with her adoptive family with better graphics. May she rest in ultimate peace on the Sandy shores with Ron Cadalac.

  • @nathandevane1725
    @nathandevane1725 2 года назад +12

    I loved the witty dynamic between Ray and Malory! It just tickled me pink! 🤣🤣

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte Год назад

      "tickled me pink" is an entirely under used expression! :D

  • @tyreviews6774
    @tyreviews6774 2 года назад +10

    “I will have your guys for garters.”
    “You need some garters.” 🤣🤣

  • @furiousfinch1587
    @furiousfinch1587 4 года назад +59

    Despises him and yet hired him, and hasn't dismissed or sold him.
    Boggles the mind.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 4 года назад +10

      A punching bag is a long-term investment.

    • @nathanieljefferies5491
      @nathanieljefferies5491 2 месяца назад

      Well his job is essentially Mallory’s trash can at this point

  • @mishgriffin8116
    @mishgriffin8116 5 лет назад +40

    "Ms. Gillette is on her own" 😩😩😩

  • @DevilinDisguise18
    @DevilinDisguise18 6 месяцев назад +3

    The "you know" gets me everytime!!! 😂😂

  • @Cluv22
    @Cluv22 8 лет назад +115

    "You know?...."

  • @alisondiskin3889
    @alisondiskin3889 8 лет назад +257

    Man they have kinda of a love hate relationship.

    • @tacosmexicanstyle7846
      @tacosmexicanstyle7846 8 лет назад +172

      sounds more like hate. No, loathing

    • @yesikanarvaez5027
      @yesikanarvaez5027 8 лет назад +113

      Like two high school jocks only ones a bitter old cougar and the other is country gay

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 6 лет назад +21

      No it's definitely love/hate. The 'love' part is that they never go beyond hurling casual insults.

    • @EJAXK13
      @EJAXK13 5 лет назад +2

      I’m with Tacos on the loathing.

    • @Lcarter52
      @Lcarter52 4 года назад +2

      seems more like hate hate

  • @Vyselink
    @Vyselink 8 лет назад +22

    "I'll do it I have a camera dibs!" LMAO Fuckin Krieger man. So awesome!

  • @missparkerpretender
    @missparkerpretender 3 года назад +28

    Heartbroken to learn that we will no longer be able to see Malory. RIP Jessica Walter

  • @monot00nz
    @monot00nz 3 года назад +13

    "This room has two queens"
    "Where's the other one? Greasing up in the bathroom?!"
    "Mallory!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @christiancapraun764
    @christiancapraun764 4 года назад +14

    The dry witty sarcastic humor that this show has so much of is what makes it my favorite show lol

  • @yms4355
    @yms4355 8 лет назад +41

    Man I love this show! Ray is my top fave! Gotta love this love hate relationship!

  • @m.i.t.h.
    @m.i.t.h. 5 месяцев назад +2

    the banter here is impeccable

  • @a8lg6p
    @a8lg6p 3 года назад +22

    RIP Jessica Walter! I rarely mourn celebrities, but she was one hell of a woman and entertainer.

  • @Fitzn
    @Fitzn 3 года назад +13

    Rest in peace Jessica Walter's... we'll miss you Mallory

  • @tyfenrir
    @tyfenrir 6 лет назад +41

    We need an episode where Ray and Malory have a buddy weekend.

  • @marcmarc1967
    @marcmarc1967 8 лет назад +17

    "No view, but it's got two queens." Haha I get it!

  • @natdanae5945
    @natdanae5945 7 лет назад +58

    Their friendly rivalry keeps me alive

    • @dleonidae
      @dleonidae 5 лет назад +5

      @Suni Glow I think Ray is the only one she didn't pull a gun on...

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte Год назад

      @@dleonidaeI don't think she ever pulled one on lana...

    • @mbrad97
      @mbrad97 11 месяцев назад

      @@Rando_ShyteShe actually did. There was an episode when Archer and Lana were in a swamp and there was a flashback between her and Malory.

  • @saucymongoose7246
    @saucymongoose7246 3 года назад +8

    2:17 "Didn't know they made sushi with dry clams" OH THAT WAS A BURN 🔥

    • @supereddify
      @supereddify 3 года назад

      First time I heard that it was so unexpected I regret drinking something at that moment

  • @mick3y966
    @mick3y966 Год назад +6

    I love every character had their own dynamic with every other character, the writing was amazing

  • @laylover7621
    @laylover7621 2 года назад +10

    Character dynamics in this show are absolutely unbeatable.

  • @dikinebaks
    @dikinebaks 5 лет назад +32

    Malory:
    Ray: You know...

  • @alectibbals4553
    @alectibbals4553 3 года назад +8

    This could very well be the best Archer compilation that exists.

  • @dominickjustave3860
    @dominickjustave3860 6 лет назад +32

    Make sure that's all u put in him 😂😂😂😂😂 momma protecting her son 😍😍

  • @britt_.jennydog8168
    @britt_.jennydog8168 6 лет назад +102

    Lana: The man you've been having a 40 year affair with.
    Malory: What are you talking about?
    Ray: 🎶Sex, baby... let's talk about-🎶
    Malory: Zip it, Lamotta!
    Favourite one ever!! 😂👍

    • @hanfordchief
      @hanfordchief 5 лет назад +2

      I don't get the lamotta joke :(

    • @florinapanait4151
      @florinapanait4151 4 года назад

      No Lamotta, it's Ramona.

    • @reekidfan1
      @reekidfan1 3 года назад +4

      @@hanfordchief she called him Lamotta because of his black eye. Jake Lamotta was a boxer

    • @josephgleason6801
      @josephgleason6801 3 года назад

      @@reekidfan1 Correct-a-mundo!

  • @jlswagger12
    @jlswagger12 4 года назад +22

    “You know!” 😂😭😭

  • @sybaritesphynx8057
    @sybaritesphynx8057 7 лет назад +34

    God I love Malory she is a savage boss lady 😂

  • @DynastyKing1212
    @DynastyKing1212 7 лет назад +38

    damn ray's voice was attractive in early seasons

  • @Lcarter52
    @Lcarter52 6 лет назад +44

    "Keep it in your pants SISTER!"

  • @KatieCatWalker
    @KatieCatWalker 6 лет назад +10

    "You know?" gete me everytime he says it.

  • @thetinggoscrat
    @thetinggoscrat 6 лет назад +24

    "Join a support group!"
    "For who, crippled gay hillbilly spies? There's a niche"

  • @CannibalLecter
    @CannibalLecter 4 года назад +27

    Ray GIllette, My favorite fictional homosexual.

  • @joeloberholster
    @joeloberholster 5 месяцев назад +2

    It's a shame you don't have the "What about Pam?"
    "I'll buy you another one," line. Definetly one of my favourite interactions

  • @Idontexisthihi001
    @Idontexisthihi001 5 лет назад +28

    “So you beat up a nerd, a nazi and Queen of the Robots”

  • @josephcarranza7908
    @josephcarranza7908 3 года назад +18

    May Jessica Walter Rest In Power

  • @gagalover2k10
    @gagalover2k10 6 лет назад +8

    "If you wanna keep those teeth missy you won't suck them at me!" My fav part 😂

  • @gamerguy19981
    @gamerguy19981 6 лет назад +32

    "A real smackarooney"

  • @jimeno726
    @jimeno726 5 лет назад +12

    Malory is deff my second favorite character after Sterling. She’s her best when she’s around Ms. Gillette.

  • @formyownedification3879
    @formyownedification3879 3 года назад +8

    Jessica Walter. We will never see her like again.

  • @JamesManimal
    @JamesManimal 3 года назад +13

    “I don’t even want the gay back.”

  • @gagahusband
    @gagahusband 3 года назад +12

    Queen of the Robots 😅 RIP Jessica 👩🏼‍🦳🍸❤♾

  • @SerenityRidge1
    @SerenityRidge1 3 года назад +8

    Rest In Peace Jessica Walter

  • @everburningblue
    @everburningblue 3 года назад +37

    I love how she eviscerated both Ray and the Catholic Church in one sentence.

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 5 месяцев назад

      lol I didn’t notice that at first.

  • @DrDangerNerd
    @DrDangerNerd 6 месяцев назад +2

    This just makes me miss Mallory so much.

  • @lilithdecker6156
    @lilithdecker6156 8 лет назад +32

    I love Ray.

  • @lisatheboywonder6744
    @lisatheboywonder6744 7 лет назад +34

    I think they secretly like each other cause if she did not or thought he was not an asset she would have fired him, had him taken out, or put a burn notice on him if she really wanted him gone, and he would have probably quit if he honestly hated her. There are relationships where throwing shade at the other gives that person life. This is probably one of those relationships. Like Niles and Cici from the nanny lol.

    • @geneparmesan8748
      @geneparmesan8748 7 лет назад +12

      They DO all seem to get sad when they think members of the team (Archer, in most cases) have died, despite being pricks to one another constantly.
      That said, Ray has never been useless in this show. He's supposed to be a tech expert as well as a field agent. I think they once had a scene where he wasn't around and the other spies tried to figure out that computer room.

    • @Haleyncasey
      @Haleyncasey 4 года назад +1

      as a gay man, I really appreciate shows like Archer haha If I was Ray I would totally be head over heels for Archer. such a cutie

    • @megamagnet1
      @megamagnet1 4 года назад +2

      @@Haleyncasey "I am EVERYONE's type" lol

    • @Haleyncasey
      @Haleyncasey 4 года назад

      @@megamagnet1 hahaha he surely is my type
      edit: do you have a pet...hedgehog? is that what that is its cute

  • @KhaosN7
    @KhaosN7 4 года назад +6

    "Will you remember this?"
    "... Probably not."
    "Well then f*ck off."
    We have ALL wanted to say that to our boss at some point.

  • @Keelz7196
    @Keelz7196 3 года назад +8

    RIP Jessica Walter ❤️

  • @aaroncheang2408
    @aaroncheang2408 2 года назад +6

    “I didn’t know they made sushi with dried clams…” remains my favourite Ray line in the series to this day XD