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  • @LetsGetRollingYT
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  • @joco6960
    @joco6960 Год назад +10946

    “Bring only the bare necessities. This mission may be our last.”
    “Can i bring my dog”
    “Lol hell yeah”

    • @inarisarp
      @inarisarp Год назад +698

      Priad was actually the one to advocate for bringing the dog, for his excellent tracking and hunting abilities. Princeps was one of the planetary governor's favorite hunting dogs.

    • @Iminyowalls
      @Iminyowalls Год назад +358

      “Can I bring my dog.”
      “What else were you brining?”

    • @SmolFly
      @SmolFly Год назад +94

      The good luck Cheems

    • @rumigraciea8216
      @rumigraciea8216 Год назад +30

      @anti-sor0302 That would be the Space Wolves.

    • @EVERYTHINGELSEWASTAKEN77
      @EVERYTHINGELSEWASTAKEN77 Год назад +78

      "Can I bring a dog"
      "You had better"

  • @dogge4649
    @dogge4649 Год назад +13761

    Unnamed space marine after fighting these eldars: *dies*
    Named space marines:

    • @AsuraBoss
      @AsuraBoss Год назад +1584

      Well, yeah. You’re gonna remember the name of the guy who wiped out an entire invasion on his own.

    • @NUTDOM
      @NUTDOM Год назад +940

      @@AsuraBoss that is an excellent point and I will now be running with this whenever a named character does something unbelievable

    • @patuccaneven8027
      @patuccaneven8027 Год назад +248

      Aren’t dark eldar skishy in hand to hand combat, and use weapons optimized to take prisoners? I mean sur they might be fast like an ahd kid on crack but if there are engaged in hand to hand can they really Mach?
      Like isn’t the whole point why they focus on mobility and embush?

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 Год назад +220

      same to custodes
      random custodes: get ripped in two by unarmored world yeeter
      valdor: sparred and defeated every primarchs

    • @Birbucifer
      @Birbucifer Год назад +37

      @Mal Theri it depends on what unit the marine is facing. a hekatarii? SM would struggle

  • @fionn2220
    @fionn2220 Год назад +5790

    "Acolyte, its dangerous to go alone, take this: *hands him a shiba inu and presses the drop pod fire button*

    • @demonkil6283
      @demonkil6283 Год назад +212

      The shiba inu was a chaos god all along bow down to fluffles for his cuddles shall bewitch all into serving him

    • @SoulCharizard
      @SoulCharizard Год назад +68

      @@demonkil6283 If that is the case, the Imperium would probably spare all dogs and convert all chaos dogs to the Imperium.

    • @DxBlack
      @DxBlack Год назад +37

      @@SoulCharizard Blah blah blah all I heard was heresy. I'm tellin'.

    • @SoulCharizard
      @SoulCharizard Год назад +17

      @@DxBlack Look, if that Space Marine had a dog and saved the planet, then it is possible all dogs can be saved and join the Imperium.

    • @Dan86130
      @Dan86130 Год назад +2

      "Drop pod inbound! Stay clear!"

  • @crusaderdakota3889
    @crusaderdakota3889 Год назад +7882

    You know shit gets real when the Emperor only sends one of his angels

    • @Charon510
      @Charon510 Год назад +387

      Priad would have been in trouble if Emps hadn’t sent Princeps

    • @nix-cipher
      @nix-cipher Год назад +64

      ​@@Charon510 true that!

    • @supervillainJ
      @supervillainJ Год назад +110

      For the iron snakes it's always done it's 1 space marine after they become a fully flegged marine. It's a test of sorts

    • @Psyrus88
      @Psyrus88 Год назад +8

      Mutants*

    • @PapaToks
      @PapaToks Год назад +55

      Funny thing was, the Iron Snake that they sent was actually a "newbie".

  • @Atlas059
    @Atlas059 Год назад +1669

    "He brought his dog and killed an army of Eldar with a pencil.....a f***ing pencil."

    • @GinjaNinja-qy6nj
      @GinjaNinja-qy6nj Год назад +50

      Somebody please!
      ...
      Get. This. Man. A Bolter....

    • @Tampenismall
      @Tampenismall Год назад +18

      Sly marbo: not bad

    • @piercethroughheart5700
      @piercethroughheart5700 Год назад +10

      ​@@GinjaNinja-qy6nj A heavy bolter

    • @RitzPerera
      @RitzPerera Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @keledek660
      @keledek660 Год назад +1

      Don't meant to be pedantic, but I don't think He couldn't hold a pencil. Too small.... But a chainsword? Yup. Confirmed!

  • @tjm11015
    @tjm11015 Год назад +9433

    They only won because the dog was the princeps of an Empirial class Titan.

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 Год назад +983

      The mental image of a titan having a dog as it's machine spirit is frankly adorable and I will now proceed to think of machine spirits as animals

    • @tjm11015
      @tjm11015 Год назад +475

      @@anadaere6861 He shall henceforth be known as Snowball, because his fur is white and fluffy🐩

    • @SlayerGodOfDeath
      @SlayerGodOfDeath Год назад +91

      if it was really empirial class titan thats overkill ...

    • @3689dyf
      @3689dyf Год назад +30

      @@tjm11015 😂 Rick n morty?

    • @tjm11015
      @tjm11015 Год назад +13

      @@3689dyf yep yep

  • @Everybody.wantsto.ruletheworld
    @Everybody.wantsto.ruletheworld Год назад +3461

    Imagine one of the dark eldar killed the dog, priad would literally go Doom slayer or John wick on these eldars

  • @MLGHazrad
    @MLGHazrad Год назад +2176

    It's pretty cool how one lone marine, one regular person, and their dog fought a band of Dark Eldars like that.

    • @akopack200
      @akopack200 Год назад +244

      3-4 Space Marines are enough to take an entire planet, 1 is usually enough if the Imperium finds it strategically absolute.
      Remember, they’re as rare as seeing an Angel in person

    • @mr.afrikaans1747
      @mr.afrikaans1747 Год назад

      @@akopack200 YourMomTookAPlanetLastNight

    • @iamincrediblystupidbut4364
      @iamincrediblystupidbut4364 Год назад +107

      @@akopack200 no

    • @zaid1169
      @zaid1169 Год назад +61

      ​@@iamincrediblystupidbut4364 Yes.

    • @aRandomFox00
      @aRandomFox00 Год назад +287

      @@akopack200 Hell no. That's a massive exaggeration. You need at minimum a small army of SMs to take an entire planet. And those SMs need to be backed up by several regiments' worth of IG.
      Even if the Eldar/D.Eldar lack the brute power of SMs, they are more than capable of matching their prowess and deadliness through sheer skill and technological superiority. A single SM taking on an entire drukhari raiding party by himself (and winning) is beyond nonsensical.

  • @thebeanman99
    @thebeanman99 Год назад +2376

    This isn’t even the tip of the iceberg, such a great book! The Iron Snakes deserve more attention

    • @exiledadrian103
      @exiledadrian103 Год назад +25

      The book is what got me into 40k

    • @Cthulhuwarlord
      @Cthulhuwarlord Год назад +11

      What book is this?

    • @FlamesofJagger
      @FlamesofJagger Год назад +9

      Iron Snakes get more attention in the Urdesh books

    • @FlamesofJagger
      @FlamesofJagger Год назад +86

      ​@@Cthulhuwarlord Brothers of the Snake. Dan Abbnett's first Space Marine book

    • @Verlaine_FGC
      @Verlaine_FGC Год назад +16

      The Sons of Ithica! Loved this book. Love Dan Abbnett’s works.

  • @benjaminmanning2980
    @benjaminmanning2980 29 дней назад +35

    The woman he used for a picture is actually inquisitor Amberley Vale. Of the order xenoss, as appearing in the caiphas cain books. Very cool character

    • @Ken-df8cp
      @Ken-df8cp 21 день назад +4

      Damn, can a lowly guardsman like me get with that baddie of an inquisitor?

    • @Stasy809
      @Stasy809 6 дней назад +1

      ​@@Ken-df8cp nah she and commissar Cain got it on

  • @Darkcloud3200
    @Darkcloud3200 Год назад +1406

    The primary clerk looks fine

    • @rsfakqj10rsf-33
      @rsfakqj10rsf-33 Год назад +423

      Now also imagine her gunning down heretic xenos

    • @marktime7692
      @marktime7692 Год назад +427

      ​@@rsfakqj10rsf-33 kinda hot tbh

    • @rsfakqj10rsf-33
      @rsfakqj10rsf-33 Год назад +207

      @@marktime7692 exactly

    • @septianputra2496
      @septianputra2496 Год назад +142

      She got a nice plastic surgery of the 40k millennium by the local magos biologis

    • @Flav7281
      @Flav7281 Год назад +12

      Fr.

  • @TupperwareBunga
    @TupperwareBunga Год назад +632

    "Why did you bring the dog?"
    "C,mon isn't it cute?"

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 Год назад +7

      It's Artorius. "I HAVE THE WOLF!"

    • @kadaleyes
      @kadaleyes Год назад +17

      doggo has good boi energy, giving all allies in a 100 metre radius a massive damage buff.

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 Год назад +4

      It's a goddamn princeps, of course it's important to the mission.

    • @yahyathegameenjoyer
      @yahyathegameenjoyer Год назад +4

      "Proceeds to kill a dark Eldar cutely"

  • @cytorakdemon
    @cytorakdemon Год назад +142

    "Wow, just one Space Marine? He must've been a super elite veteran."
    "Nah, he was a rookie."

    • @chrom-manandrobin7983
      @chrom-manandrobin7983 7 месяцев назад +15

      Leon in RE2

    • @Turd_Rocket
      @Turd_Rocket Месяц назад +13

      I love her reaction in the book to first seeing how giant he is, second realizing they only sent one warrior, and finally realizing it's his first deployment as a battle brother. Priad's patient explanation to her afterward about how it actually takes years to reach her planet from Ithaka, and she should be thankful they were "in the area" and it only took him four months to arrive was also very endearing. For a rookie, he was actually bomb at diplomacy and killing.
      The scene where he swoops in and merks the squad of primuls while she watches in slow motion still gives me chills. I wish they'd make this book an HBO series or something. It's fucking rad.

    • @adamlaouiti6415
      @adamlaouiti6415 Месяц назад +2

      @@Turd_Rocketthat sounds awesome. What’s the book called?

    • @Turd_Rocket
      @Turd_Rocket 26 дней назад +2

      @@adamlaouiti6415 Brothers of the Snake by Dan Abnett.
      As a relatively new fan (who's more into Imperial Guard and Eldars) it's honestly the perfect book to introduce new fans to Space Marines. The opening section Undertaking to Baal Solock is sweet, sweet perfection. All from the perspective of the primitives from the aggro-world, brilliantly paced, just awesome.
      Also I was wrong, Priad actually states it takes "12 months" to reach Baal Solock from Ithaka in their sub-sector The Reef Stars. She was incredulous it took him 4 months to show up.

    • @adamlaouiti6415
      @adamlaouiti6415 19 дней назад +1

      @@Turd_Rocket thanks for sharing!

  • @aptspire
    @aptspire Год назад +524

    That's a fanart of Amberley Vail, I'm pretty sure, the symbol of the Inquisition gives it away.

    • @danniluxgarbe429
      @danniluxgarbe429 Год назад +24

      Thank you for confirming my suspicion.

    • @k1ko4444
      @k1ko4444 Год назад +11

      Yes indeed it is

    • @billtree52
      @billtree52 Год назад +101

      She is stacked AF too.

    • @Flav7281
      @Flav7281 Год назад +3

      Fr fr.

    • @kahahabahaha
      @kahahabahaha Год назад +45

      Original artist is Speeh (on deviantart), and it's a fanart of Lilith Abfequarn, a member of the Ordo Hereticus.

  • @drazoric2275
    @drazoric2275 Год назад +169

    Space Marine: *I have given you a Jaw Bone. We will now marry.*

  • @HobbesandCalvinFan
    @HobbesandCalvinFan Год назад +632

    Hey, if one Space Marine gets the job done, then he gets the job done!

    • @brunothebat4122
      @brunothebat4122 Месяц назад

      Any invader against a single Space Marine: Why do I hear boss music?”

  • @justanotherinquisitor7962
    @justanotherinquisitor7962 Год назад +251

    I prefer the Ork Boy way of defending a planet.
    "Dem pointy headz kan't invade a planet if derz no planet to begin with!"

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 Год назад +49

      Why would orcs stop an invasion?
      It's like a suprise party for them.

    • @AoRArchAngel
      @AoRArchAngel Год назад +14

      @@molybdaen11 LOL what a great way to look at it

    • @LeCharles07
      @LeCharles07 Год назад +27

      ​@@AoRArchAngel If there is a single group in all of 40k that's happy, it's the orcs.

    • @AoRArchAngel
      @AoRArchAngel Год назад +10

      @@LeCharles07 Facts.

    • @redclayscholar620
      @redclayscholar620 Год назад +9

      SEEMZ TA BE A GUD STRA' EGY TA ME!!!

  • @GardensAndGames
    @GardensAndGames Год назад +329

    Looked at the dog, but gave the clerk a bone. (Get your heads out of the gutter.)

    • @tailssonicteam1604
      @tailssonicteam1604 Год назад +37

      Lmao that inquisitor was a baddie 😂

    • @bennai2
      @bennai2 Год назад +18

      Pretty Shure the dog was some kinde of totally buffed out cyber something breed, wouldn't he have given her the bone all the combat stims in the dogs blood would have let him attack her without having some kind of present for him

    • @markgallagher1790
      @markgallagher1790 Год назад +12

      My brother in the Emperor, you put it there

  • @inarisarp
    @inarisarp Год назад +169

    The jawbone was actually an Ork artifact, the remains of a skull from a famous warboss that had been stolen by the Dark Eldar to anger the orks and draw them into an attack on the Imperium. When Perdet defeated one of the Dark Eldar she blew him up with one of Priad's grenades as he tried to escape with the skull, destroying it in the explosion so that only part of the jawbone remained. To paraphrase the story, the Dark Eldar warrior saw that the skull had been destroyed, and he began to laugh uncontrollably despite his fatal injuries until Priad showed up and finished him off.
    Priad returned to the planet years later to retrieve the jawbone. The Dark Eldar ruse had been extremely successful and a massive Waaagh was attacking, the chapter was on the ropes, and they needed to clone the warboss skull so it could be used to draw the orks away from Imperial territory. The Dark Eldar attacked the planet once again in an attempt to keep this from happening, and Priad, this time with his squad, defeated them a second time.
    It's also a particularly interesting scene because it demonstrates one of the mysteries of warp travel. Perdet Antoni was a young woman when she and Priad met the first time, and even though only a few years had passed for Priad, due to the vagaries of warp travel and its effects on the passage of time, Perdet is an elderly lady by the time he returns because many decades had passed for her.
    Edit to add: Princeps the dog survived his battle with the Dark Eldar, and he lived a long and happy life with Perdet and fathered many puppies, before he finally passed from old age.

    • @royalrobinrobin4151
      @royalrobinrobin4151 Год назад +19

      Didn't priad gave her some of his blood at the crash side because of the radiation? Resulting in her "good" shape despite her age when he came back 🤔

    • @inarisarp
      @inarisarp Год назад +23

      @royalrobinrobin4151 Thats right! She got radiation sickness at the Dark Eldar crash site, and he gave her an infusion made with his own Astartes blood to stave off the effects. It had the side effect of granting her unusual longevity but sterlizing her at the same time so she could never have children of her own.

    •  Год назад +17

      This video is wrong on so many levels. Love the story, strongly dislike this off lore telling.

    • @flaviomonteiro1414
      @flaviomonteiro1414 Год назад

      Compelling story, but how about the doggo? Is he alive? Is he well?

    • @inarisarp
      @inarisarp Год назад +13

      @@flaviomonteiro1414 He survived his battle with the Dark Eldar and lived a long and happy puppo life until he died of old age, after siring many many puppies.

  • @smalldoggymike
    @smalldoggymike Год назад +125

    "We send unto them, only you."

  • @AlecPhipps
    @AlecPhipps Год назад +64

    Oh thank the EMPORER the dog was ok

    • @shootinandstabbin
      @shootinandstabbin Год назад +13

      Spoiler:
      The best part of the book is that even after 15 years the Space Marine remembered the dog that went Dark Eldar hunting with him. He went back to the planet and asked about Princeps but was informed the dog passed away. Sad. Although the main reason he went back was for something important but even when all hell is breaking loose (again) he still was thinking how the dog was doing.

  • @tut28Angel
    @tut28Angel Год назад +16

    Only the necessities. Brings dog.
    Makes sense.

    • @przemysawpietras8497
      @przemysawpietras8497 Год назад +3

      Mans best friend and emergency food ration all in one.

    • @tut28Angel
      @tut28Angel 29 дней назад +1

      ​@@przemysawpietras8497Brother NO

  • @whotao3441
    @whotao3441 Год назад +44

    they won the battle because Princep was there for emotional support

  • @Dakooties
    @Dakooties Год назад +51

    You make the story sound more badass than it is. I don't remember exactly how many but there was only about ten or so Eldar. They were weakened from the crash, being poisoned by radiation, and were basically snuck up upon since they had no reason to expect Astartes.
    Still a good book though, I actually just listened to it again about a month or so back.

    • @FrankAaron
      @FrankAaron Год назад +13

      No one ever expects the inquisit… er, Astartes!

  • @anjairis
    @anjairis Год назад +18

    This short had just the right amount of badassery, doggo and booba for my daily intake. I appreciate it. Thank you.

  • @GhostUrsus
    @GhostUrsus Год назад +49

    Damn this story feels like a fever dream

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 Год назад +3

      You'd be surprised how often he get into tripping later into the book.

  • @garethjohnstone9282
    @garethjohnstone9282 Год назад +24

    A small Dark Eldar ship crashed on their planet. A handful survived, perhaps about 15. Priad was sent, and he located the small band of marauding Dark Eldar and took care of them. Wasn't a planetary defence. Doggo was the pooch of his dreams.
    "Show yourselves... oh, okay then..coming...ready or not.." - Autolochus.

    • @inarisarp
      @inarisarp Год назад +4

      "You all look so much alike... except that thing! That's different." >points at Autolochus<
      *"YOURE A PIECE OF WORK YOURSELF, LADY."*

    • @garethjohnstone9282
      @garethjohnstone9282 Год назад +2

      That "thing" can hear a pin drop on the other side of a mountain.

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 Год назад +1

      "Listen to your librarian, I didn't listen to to my librarian and now I'm encased in 5 tons of steel."

  • @culture4519
    @culture4519 Год назад +38

    Only the bare necessities- weapon ☑️ ammunition ☑️ rations ☑️ princess ❌FUCK hold departure we forgot princess

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis Год назад

      There's a dog and a lackey, it's fine, drop now.

    • @notjustanother3191
      @notjustanother3191 7 месяцев назад

      Princeps. As in the pilot of a titan.

    • @relievedfoxy676
      @relievedfoxy676 2 месяца назад

      Well, there is the squig named princess that was named after a princep in brutal kunning

  • @Standoffmuffin
    @Standoffmuffin Год назад +5

    I idea of a space marine petting a dogo is hilarious. 😂

  • @Rheinguard
    @Rheinguard Год назад +28

    "He then handed Perdet his phallic thunder hammer, to commemorate this glorious day. As customary to Iron SNAKES."

  • @shan9usfc
    @shan9usfc Год назад +56

    That one duel Priad had with their leader where he spat acidon that guy's face and literally melted his eyes.
    It was so potent that it even melted through his lenses. That's Belcher's Gland at work.

    • @TomFromMars
      @TomFromMars Год назад +3

      No o e is bothered that one of the Soace Marine augment kind of turns them into the monster from alien?

    • @1378Mrbubbles
      @1378Mrbubbles Год назад +4

      I loved his duel with the veteran world eater in the Urdesh Novels. Spoilers for the fight but...
      he spits acid into the world eaters chainaxe as he is struggling to hold it back just as it's about to come in contact with his bare face and it erodes the chain axe just enough to where it tears itself apart.

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 Год назад +2

      I just love how their anatomical characteristics are weaved into their culture. The Space marine mentioned was bitten by a snake and considered it a good omen and then got saved by it. Well it's obvious that the Belcher gland can be used as a weapon, there is nothing miraculous about it. But the probability of it ever being used it's so low that him getting saved by the use of the gland became a miracle. Like only in that specific circumstance that the gland was useful. In any other cases he'd have used something else that's more effective.

  • @daswordofgork9823
    @daswordofgork9823 Год назад +22

    That’s Goblin Slayer level of slaying right there.

  • @Glorymoon97
    @Glorymoon97 Год назад +4

    Lol. Gave the dog one of their jaw bones. Its the most wholesome Warhammer will ever get.

  • @ThatOneElfEnjoyer
    @ThatOneElfEnjoyer Год назад +4

    Commissar Cain was truly a lucky man if he got to tap THAT!!

  • @camerongunn7906
    @camerongunn7906 Год назад +21

    And that was the day the primary clerk got cored like an apple by a Space Marine.

  • @vampyr2936
    @vampyr2936 Год назад +8

    When a lone marine, a clerk, and a dog show up, you are boned.
    The marine does the Killin, the clerk counts the bodies, and the dog provides emotional support to the clerk.

  • @devastater97
    @devastater97 Год назад +4

    Yeah im gonna need a cloning order of about a million for Perdet Antoni.

  • @TheForcesWrath
    @TheForcesWrath 9 месяцев назад +2

    The Emperor wasn't joking calling these Marines his Bullwork against the Darkness.

  • @letsworkoutabit1959
    @letsworkoutabit1959 Год назад +7

    Considering how grim the W40k universe is, it's good to have stories like this once in a while.

  • @Will6852
    @Will6852 9 месяцев назад +2

    "Perdet Antoni"
    More like Perky Antoni GYAT

  • @harmacist6623
    @harmacist6623 Год назад +4

    "Why did we also bring the dog?"
    *"Moral Support."*

    • @paleface171
      @paleface171 16 дней назад

      "Yes to ease tension and keep your trauma at bay. And should she die, invigorates me to give the enemy terror and trauma for the rest of their lives before I rip their heart out with my hand. Rest assured, the latter will happen. The dog will live though."

  • @helldino182
    @helldino182 Год назад +3

    "Sir there to many of them they out number us a 1000 to 1"
    This space marine " so it is a fair fight"

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ Год назад +37

    "space marines don't have plot armor"

    • @malekbaraka3458
      @malekbaraka3458 9 месяцев назад

      Much more "realistic" in the book, and they are made for that.. one thousand per chapter would have been a ridculous number otherwise.

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions 3 месяца назад

      As a few others have stated those Dark Eldar intended to die, the Jawbone was meant to redirect an Ork Waagh, which likely means those DE had already left a piece of themselve back in commoragh to be regenerated from.
      They DO have plot armor but this is one exerpt where that is being invoked against them so nobody looks twice.

  • @Boringspy
    @Boringspy Год назад +2

    Captain Titus: Not bad kid

  • @Tampenismall
    @Tampenismall Год назад +5

    I won’t be surprised the dog can pilot a titan tbh

  • @raymondhamill6702
    @raymondhamill6702 6 месяцев назад +2

    In The Grim Darkness Of The 41st Millennium, There Are Still Good Boys....

  • @nix-cipher
    @nix-cipher Год назад +11

    That "Dog" went into 'beast mode' and took out 3 Wychs,2 Mandrake and 1 Talos Pain Engine!
    In his further adventures Princep defeats then 'sniffs' out a Dark Eldar raiding party straight through the Web Ways to the Dark City itself toppling a Cabal and an Archon!
    All are cannon from the book "Princep's Imperium".

  • @shaunohare3004
    @shaunohare3004 Год назад +2

    This is just a cover story: she really just killed all the eldar with nosebleeds.

  • @tnganthavee100
    @tnganthavee100 Год назад +5

    I remembered reading the novel of this story during my Uni days... It was epic!

  • @ledfloyd9035
    @ledfloyd9035 Год назад +2

    Damn perdat lookin thicker than a bowl of oatmeal tho

  • @SolSul
    @SolSul Год назад +3

    The most satisfying purge of xenos are probably of Dark eldar

    • @TheStatisfiedOne
      @TheStatisfiedOne Год назад +2

      Xenos are not that bad. Craftworld Eldars, tau and even some Orks can be good but the Tyranids are shit and the dark eldar are the worst even worse the chaos itself

  • @neetuverma1726
    @neetuverma1726 29 дней назад +1

    They only survived that day because of the Princeps the local doggo🐕, nothing could ever go wrong when you have a man's best friend with you no🧢

  • @DaronSchmit
    @DaronSchmit Год назад +5

    Okay, but like, it was a crashed eldar ship with a few stragglers remaining. Plus there was the whole kerfuffle with activating the "Help, we're in trouble" beacon.
    Also, you missed the best line. When perdet asks why there is only one of him, he answers "One usually suffices".
    Oh, and that jawbone wasn't a dark eldar jawbone, it was an ork jawbone. And they blew up the ship

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 Год назад

      And the dark eldar wanted to be killed to cover up their trace. It was their plan all along

  • @Heretus
    @Heretus Год назад +1

    He only brought the bare necessities, enough plot armour to cover a planet

    • @SirEggo2412
      @SirEggo2412 Год назад +3

      Not really the dark Elder were all injured and dying of radiation poisoning they also weren’t expected a space marine

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 Год назад

      ​@@SirEggo2412 Not really, they expected that. It was their intention to die there from the beginning. That's why one of them was laughing even as the iron snake marine killing him.

  • @ampherumthisfur2017
    @ampherumthisfur2017 Год назад +4

    Reading this book back in the day i always wondered with that soon to be Governor would had looked like.
    Beautiful

    • @SirEggo2412
      @SirEggo2412 Год назад

      That’s Amberley Veil from the Kain Book series

  • @ChineseCaseoh
    @ChineseCaseoh 5 месяцев назад +1

    Malum Caedo with entire weaponry of the empire like: HEY, AM I UNDERRATED?

  • @scripted_valor
    @scripted_valor Год назад +6

    this is the most dnd story i've heard.

  • @heavensfeels5522
    @heavensfeels5522 Год назад +1

    The most vital aspect of all this is bringing the doggo. Always bring ur grimdank doggom

  • @damienruzco
    @damienruzco Год назад +2

    The unit/character break downs are cool but these little mini story shorts are for sure my favorite by a fairly wide margin. Lovin the content mate.

  • @alexsmith7313
    @alexsmith7313 Год назад +7

    In my head canon of 40k, all Space Marines like cracking jokes about the filthy Xenos, and I like to think it went something like this in the speeder.
    Perdet: “Why are you driving towards them?! We’re hopelessly outnumbered!”
    Priad: “We’re not outnumbered, they are.”
    Princeps: *Affirmative Bark*

  • @henrykkeszenowicz4664
    @henrykkeszenowicz4664 Год назад +1

    Both dices rolling 6 is an accurate summary of the story.

  • @kellmalleus5825
    @kellmalleus5825 Год назад +5

    It's criminal that you didn't include the RAWEST line in this book. Perdet asks the Astartes, "Why have they only sent one of you for an entire planet?"
    Without missing a beat, his response is a simple: "One of us is enough".
    Hot DAMN, we need more Iron Snakes content in 40K. Their home planet is awesome! The local fauna is awesome. Their entire damn culture is awesome.
    Edit: As a sidenote, the Dreadnought in this book is a smartass and I love him. Never call a Dreadnought "it". He will explain succinctly and politely exactly why you're a dumbass.

    • @1378Mrbubbles
      @1378Mrbubbles Год назад +1

      I would suggest the Urdesh Novels, they follow now captain priad and his company, it has one of my favorite fight scenes between priad and a long war veteran world eater.

    • @kellmalleus5825
      @kellmalleus5825 Год назад

      @@1378Mrbubbles Immediately YES. ON TO THE WILD NET TO FIND THIS.

  • @eHuman556
    @eHuman556 10 месяцев назад +1

    My iron snake is ready to engage in combat

  • @Destroyer_21
    @Destroyer_21 Год назад +3

    With that outfit on I think she also gave him a war trophy afterwards

  • @bbdf21
    @bbdf21 11 месяцев назад +1

    They really brought a dog to a firefight with the Drukhari and won. Truly the goodest of boys.

  • @jacklaurentius6130
    @jacklaurentius6130 Год назад +9

    That’s par for the course in WH40K
    “Okay brother, I and the squad will be defending these planets from a tyranid invasion, you go and stop that demon army in the next sector. We’ll all meet back by dinner time.”

  • @feris2137
    @feris2137 Год назад +1

    Dark Eldar should have retreat immediately when they saw Named Character charging at them

  • @The_Turkey_Master
    @The_Turkey_Master Месяц назад +2

    Dam how she run with those

  • @thelion2751
    @thelion2751 Год назад +4

    I like space marines is just that this sound something matt ward would write but watered down...why one? If this was like 10 or even 5 i would pass that but it was one ,and iron snake are ultramarines successor something that make this more matt ward-ish

    • @jimh5491
      @jimh5491 Год назад +3

      Yes, but consider: the Dark Eldar are the biggest glass canon army in all of 40k.
      Signed, a Dark Eldar player.

    • @lordgod9958
      @lordgod9958 Год назад +1

      Dark eldar and night lords both prefer fighting things that don't fight back

    • @thelion2751
      @thelion2751 Год назад +1

      @@jimh5491 i am actually going to agree with this Damn they suck

  • @Schorschdieter
    @Schorschdieter Год назад +1

    The definition of when your crush is watching

  • @Hugo_Golden
    @Hugo_Golden Год назад +5

    I’m sure that’s not the only bone he wanted to give her hehe

  • @sluggy6074
    @sluggy6074 Год назад +1

    I can imagine him getting on the vox after landing
    "This is Iron Snake, do you read me?"
    Commander Campbellus: "Loud and clear..."

  • @joshuabevins8244
    @joshuabevins8244 Год назад +1

    Bring only the bare necessities.
    Brings a dog.

  • @vverbov22
    @vverbov22 Год назад +3

    0:06 the girl is actually amberley vail, inquisitor in ciaphas cain series(sick shit btw)

  • @gardenpop
    @gardenpop 10 месяцев назад +1

    When the emperor blesses you with nothing but 6's

  • @generik7414
    @generik7414 Год назад +4

    How bad does a battle plan have to be to allow that to happen
    Edit: oh I see, they managed to kill a bunch of dark Eldar teenagers with no combat experience who crash landed on a planet during a joyride

  • @MrSamulai
    @MrSamulai 7 месяцев назад +1

    The last remaining Dark Eldar: "And we would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling Mon'kai. And your dog!"

  • @Robert_Douglass
    @Robert_Douglass Год назад +5

    Damn, Perdet! Who drew you?!

    • @AmandaFessler
      @AmandaFessler Год назад +4

      Quoting another thread: "Original artist is Speeh (on deviantart), and it's a fanart of Lilith Abfequarn, a member of the Ordo Hereticus."

    • @Robert_Douglass
      @Robert_Douglass Год назад +1

      @@AmandaFessler The Inquisition should open up an Ordo Aphroditia just for her.

  • @ConradFiat
    @ConradFiat Год назад +1

    The way this is told sounds like "Half life, full life consequences."

  • @henrybarnes1842
    @henrybarnes1842 Год назад +28

    the Waffle House has received its new host.

  • @TheMoeHawk
    @TheMoeHawk Год назад +2

    Man, that 3+ Armor saves go a long way.

  • @TheGr3atH0ax
    @TheGr3atH0ax Год назад +6

    The Waffle House has found it's new host

    • @weebmaskman
      @weebmaskman Год назад

      The waffle house has found it's new host.

    • @dram3711
      @dram3711 Год назад

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

    • @Drunkcaterpillar867
      @Drunkcaterpillar867 Год назад

      The waffle house has found its new host

  • @trevordenver9877
    @trevordenver9877 Год назад +1

    Princeps gets recruited into the space wolves after haha

  • @breakout3348
    @breakout3348 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Call an Apothecary, but not for me"

  • @thebighurt2495
    @thebighurt2495 8 месяцев назад +1

    *Caiaphus Cain upon seeing Perdet:* "She seems familiar somehow."

  • @hieuphungminh6690
    @hieuphungminh6690 Год назад +1

    This story should only make sense if that dog is a psyker or the elves got space diarrhea and couldn’t fight properly.

  • @_A.d.G_
    @_A.d.G_ 5 месяцев назад +2

    But Abnett & Co. then decided that multiple Legions of hundreds of thousands Marines each were needed to secure just a city.
    40K is in free fall.

  • @Unknown-gq4qg
    @Unknown-gq4qg Год назад +2

    hear me out that clerk tho

  • @johannesweber8835
    @johannesweber8835 Год назад +2

    Little did they know that this has been planned by Vect all along. By reviving the fallen he can now extract the image of the dog from their minds and make one for himself. What a genius.

  • @stevet1396
    @stevet1396 10 месяцев назад +1

    Never leave home without your fur missle.

  • @corvustech7901
    @corvustech7901 Год назад

    This is like Ice Cube's - "It Was a Good Day" but in story format in the 40k universe, and I love that.

  • @Mexican00b
    @Mexican00b Год назад +1

    Remember guys the reverse ninja.
    - Eldars vs a bunch of space marines? Equal fight at best mon-keh
    - Eldars vs a loonely space marine? Better run crazy elfs!!!

  • @Specter_stuff
    @Specter_stuff 9 месяцев назад

    I love how the music started when Perdet came on screen

  • @leonemaledetto1500
    @leonemaledetto1500 Год назад +2

    Wow, you rarely see Gary stu in action but this is it.

    • @SirEggo2412
      @SirEggo2412 Год назад +2

      The Dark Eldar were all dying from radiation and injured from the crash it also was a surprise attack

  • @aickavon
    @aickavon Год назад +2

    This was a small ship that was essentially on the run because it had HIGHLY valuable cargo. THat Cargo being a fetish that the Orks were after. The Dark Eldar's entire goal was to bring a Waaaagh to the sector to distract the Astartes, the Astra Militarum, and the locals while the Dark Eldar continued with their plan. It worked flawlessly (mostly) in this section of the story because the space marine unwittingly destroyed the fetish. The Orks would be hunting for a fetish that they'd never find, and the waaagh would be a problem.
    The Entire Chapter soon needed to defend against the waaagh, with an amazing quote while they were in the briefing. 'What is this large green stuff on the map? A landmark forest? It's huge.'
    'That, brother, is the enemy.' (Paraphrasing, it's been awhile).
    It's one of the few Dan Abnett stories where characters don't get an entire background only to be killed off in the next chapter. And we get a bit of checkov's gun when a Dark Eldar learns about Space Marines' poison spit. To the faaaaace.

  • @GameVeteran86
    @GameVeteran86 24 дня назад

    “Take only what you need. Oh, and bring the dog too, for moral support.”

  • @FielValeryRTS
    @FielValeryRTS 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Greeted by the Primary Clerk of the planet--"
    Me: The plot thicc--kens

  • @kevinishki
    @kevinishki Год назад +1

    Must have been a very small ship of pleb drukhari. He better hope they don't come back for revenge

  • @mikeymaven
    @mikeymaven Месяц назад

    Princeps is the bestest boy even when Priad visits the planet again awhile later