My Traumatic Serbian Hospital Story - EMOTIONAL!

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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2024

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  • @FattyFPV
    @FattyFPV 3 года назад +1560

    This guy is telling a poop story on a 10km walk in the middle of nowhere as darkness falls during a snowstorm.

  • @michaellawson6298
    @michaellawson6298 3 года назад +2000

    I'm a nurse. Trust me, they thought nothing of it. We nurses have seen it all. We used to say "I've been a nurse so long that I can clean shit with one hand and eat a peanut butter sandwich with the other."

    • @chrisw8627
      @chrisw8627 3 года назад +41

      I was gonna say that, I will clean ur shit while I eat a sandwich lol

    • @southernbreeze3278
      @southernbreeze3278 3 года назад +31

      what about the spice girls?

    • @jw9939
      @jw9939 3 года назад +19

      Epic words !!! 😆

    • @Adam-ox6zy
      @Adam-ox6zy 3 года назад +93

      I’m a nurse too and yep! Totally. And when we have cleaned up the steamy hairy brown 🐻 we take great delight in writing accurate descriptors of said jobby using the Bristol stool chart and then describe to the icu docs and then to the medical team and we all high five each other... well maybe not quite that far but we are pleased for the patient after being bunged up for 10 days.

    • @chrisw8627
      @chrisw8627 3 года назад +17

      @@Adam-ox6zy I’ll hi five my pt, congratulate them, get some streamers and balloons lol I don’t go that far either but I find any opportunity I can to make them laugh, and the hairy brown...it’s always a good one!!!
      You know what’s not funny, dirty mouths!! Years of unkept mouths does still, to this day, make me nauseous!!!

  • @Carolyngenea
    @Carolyngenea 3 года назад +1425

    As a nurse, I can tell you, that episode is nothing to be embarrassed about. Seasoned nurses are immune to judging people about their natural body functions.

    • @kevingamblesonlife9999
      @kevingamblesonlife9999 3 года назад +189

      That's why nurses are Angels

    • @WillieDuitt1
      @WillieDuitt1 3 года назад +54

      Yes and I'm sure like the rest of us at our jobs, there is a moment where they all laugh and poke fun at the patients. Its only human

    • @user-dp5ve5zn7t
      @user-dp5ve5zn7t 3 года назад +5

      true

    • @joeramirez2156
      @joeramirez2156 3 года назад +30

      Oh you nurses are a god send! I hope your doctors appreciate you guys.

    • @PandoraApocalypse
      @PandoraApocalypse 3 года назад +14

      Yeah I agree. Nurses are angels on earth

  • @mckinleymorganfield8494
    @mckinleymorganfield8494 3 года назад +1250

    Dying in a Hospital of Covid and still trying to woo the ladies! Epic! Sir, I'll drink to that.

  • @simbathewildtabby3192
    @simbathewildtabby3192 3 года назад +1240

    Imagine if the nurse brought back an old abandoned Soviet sink instead... that shit would have been the ultimate!

    • @sell3100
      @sell3100 3 года назад +46

      The ultimate shitting experience!! 💩 😂

  • @sticks4798
    @sticks4798 3 года назад +842

    This is a rare moment where bald gets deep into a personal topic

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 3 года назад +5

      Ah, he never told about those 3 strapon things, did he? That's too personal. Butt they made him shit, did they? Weird fantasies...

    • @villa_fan8882
      @villa_fan8882 3 года назад +18

      He is starting to open up more on both channels. I think its great that we are getting to understand hm a bit better.

    • @adrianelias2365
      @adrianelias2365 3 года назад +26

      He had a really emotional covid video on the bald and bankrupt channel, but he removed it after a few weeks. Not sure why. It really convinced me of the realness and danger of the pandemic.

    • @goomaboi
      @goomaboi 3 года назад +7

      @@adrianelias2365 removed maybe because he didn't want to piss off covid-deniers who watch his channel and in turn promote the monetization.

    • @timmmahhhh
      @timmmahhhh 3 года назад +9

      @@goomaboi I remember him saying there were too many negative and "Covid is a hoax" comments and arguments.

  • @connertomlinson6467
    @connertomlinson6467 3 года назад +752

    Please from this day on, only address yourself as a "celebrity vlogger" that had me in stitches.

  • @allanallen1835
    @allanallen1835 3 года назад +1914

    In that instance you were no longer a celebrity vlogger, you were in fact a celebrity logger 😂

    • @marks150
      @marks150 3 года назад +45

      This comment deserves more likes.

    • @rossmacintosh5652
      @rossmacintosh5652 3 года назад +31

      Allan's comment should be in the Bald & Bankrupt Comments Hall of Fame. 😁

  • @philipthepirate1762
    @philipthepirate1762 3 года назад +290

    Living in Serbia, Belgrade. I've lost my leg in a crash in 2017 and I know exactly what you are talking about. Plus, imagine not being able to move because of a cracked pelvis and 1/3rd of the leg missing and having to push that thing under yourself. I could stand everything - bandage changes, rotting tissue, the pain, inability to move... but that... that thing to use as a toilet, in bed is the most dehumanizing, vile thing ever. There were a few older nurses and a male nurse during my stay, plus it does not help when you are just ordinary someone from around here when you end up in the hospital. They're not that happy when someone announces the need for toilet. People like foreigners more in general It's not that bad losing a leg but that hospital stay is... horrific! First thing I did when I came back home was straight to the toilet. Vast majority of people will never experience that, but I felt such joy being able to use the toilet again. After that... the joy of proper shower. I didn't care too much about the would. I had to get clean and sleep in silence, in my comfortable bed.

  • @andrewwomble2722
    @andrewwomble2722 3 года назад +846

    Serbs are great people. I sold everything I had except for what I could carry on my back and moved to Serbia from the US to be with a girl who is now my wife back in 2012. For the 3 years I lived there, I made a lot of life-long friendships and was welcomed into countless homes where the Serbs fed me and got me drunk. I started my professional career in Novi Sad and my son was born in Zemun. Lots of great memories there and eager to go back for another visit after Covid.

  • @sidharthsingh7222
    @sidharthsingh7222 3 года назад +885

    Mr. Bald has become the BEST travel channel on YT in just over 2 years. Actually, it is more than just a travel channel. It is more of a lifestyle. I feel Mr. Bald's language skills are integral to his adventures in India, Russia and even South America. Brilliant!

    • @PlanetaryCitizen
      @PlanetaryCitizen 3 года назад +6

      Absolutely! You might like to check out "Gabriel Traveler" too.

    • @sidharthsingh7222
      @sidharthsingh7222 3 года назад +6

      @@iaw7406 thx for the recommendation. I am also a big Harald Baldr fan.

    • @sidharthsingh7222
      @sidharthsingh7222 3 года назад +4

      @@PlanetaryCitizen Have been following Gabriel for a while. He's great. 👍👍👍

    • @chriswilson3698
      @chriswilson3698 3 года назад +3

      Thanks to baldr for getting bald into the vloggibg

    • @sidharthsingh7222
      @sidharthsingh7222 3 года назад +8

      @@chriswilson3698 Waiting for Mr. Harald Baldr to kick-start his progressive vloging in 2021. When these 2 guys co-create, it is doubly awesome!

  • @dm011
    @dm011 3 года назад +714

    3 girls one cup Serbia edition :)
    поздрав брате!

  • @SanSiim
    @SanSiim 3 года назад +224

    Walking in the middle of nowhere in Estonia can bring out the most tragic experiences in your life...

  • @MarcellB93
    @MarcellB93 3 года назад +836

    The best shit story I’ve heard in a while.

  • @TerraPhotica
    @TerraPhotica 3 года назад +126

    Having kakashka in a metal bowl is always better than having kakashka in the pants.

  • @SoupRS
    @SoupRS 3 года назад +2548

    been going around telling people im a daily balder - they stand up and start clapping whenever I do it's amazing

    • @lucas.s017
      @lucas.s017 3 года назад +18

      Nice

    • @lordvader3538
      @lordvader3538 3 года назад +81

      Same thing happened when I advanced to lvl 99 woodcutting

    • @DerpsterSwe
      @DerpsterSwe 3 года назад +2

      Soup, hell yeah.

    • @igelbeatz
      @igelbeatz 3 года назад +6

      Hey, I know you.

    • @tlcservisesfbtm2271
      @tlcservisesfbtm2271 3 года назад +16

      You connect well with authentic contents and genuine human touch. Who can forget your friendships with the now legendary papa hobo and the Babushka in a radiation zone in Belarus ? People are the same wherever you go and they admire the classic simplicity in your style and many I am sure would like to emulate your example. All the best from India, camp Klaipeda, Lithuania 🌾

  • @nickc5581
    @nickc5581 3 года назад +522

    I’m drunk but when your cold you tell good stories

    • @Lazy_Tim
      @Lazy_Tim 3 года назад +12

      I'll drink to that.

    • @amandastevenson4733
      @amandastevenson4733 3 года назад +12

      I'm drunk to this story is worthy of another drink! *Cheers*

    • @Lazy_Tim
      @Lazy_Tim 3 года назад

      @@amandastevenson4733 Where do you live in Australia?

    • @amandastevenson4733
      @amandastevenson4733 3 года назад

      @@Lazy_Tim Brisbane ♥️ do you live in Australia?

    • @Lazy_Tim
      @Lazy_Tim 3 года назад +1

      @@amandastevenson4733 Yes Mornington Peninsula south of Melbourne. It's still 23 degrees so a good drinking night.

  • @presidentxijinpingspoxdoct9756
    @presidentxijinpingspoxdoct9756 3 года назад +233

    Bald takes me to places I never wanted to go to. Now I want to go.

    • @canchero724
      @canchero724 3 года назад +7

      I mean, it's really easy to take a shit in a pan on your bed, anyone can do that.

    • @westxranchin
      @westxranchin 3 года назад +1

      @@canchero724 Haha!! you beat me to it!

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 3 года назад

      @@canchero724 Anyone can turn into homo-sapiens-soup in boiling water in a huge pan. That is closer to the truth. I'd rather shit in my paints.

    • @FoodRecipes108
      @FoodRecipes108 3 года назад

      @@canchero724 not when you show off in front of nurses that you are famous celebrity and have millions of subs

    • @ylette
      @ylette 3 года назад +1

      Go number two?

  • @0zem
    @0zem 3 года назад +730

    Video showing an Englishman, walking through a snowy forest and talking about taking a shit in Serbian hospital, gets almost 250k views in 2 days.
    This channel brings back good old days, when RUclips was all about that type of random videos. I love Mr Bald.

    • @MoreTrenMoreMen69
      @MoreTrenMoreMen69 3 года назад +23

      It's so interesting to see how he lives his life. He's literally walking miles and miles in the middle of the freezing cold winter. That's some Bear Grylls shit haha

    • @kassa3368
      @kassa3368 3 года назад +4

      Well said I fully agree

    • @laynegibbs1097
      @laynegibbs1097 3 года назад +3

      @@MoreTrenMoreMen69 It’s not that bad. I run anywhere from 6-15 miles a day, 5 days a week in weather like this all winter long (Nov-Mar where I am)

  • @nighter37
    @nighter37 3 года назад +298

    Been waiting for a video in Serbia for ages and this is what i get 😂

  • @guydives1246
    @guydives1246 3 года назад +299

    "I was gagging for a shit"
    Has got to be the single greatest bald quote known to man

  • @gopro369
    @gopro369 3 года назад +71

    This is the best story I've heard in last month. No mockery, no sarcasm,I'm shit serious, just pure life, love it. The amount of non stop laughter it gave me will prolongate my life for at least a year or two. Thank you, doctor Bald.

  • @bengriffiths2185
    @bengriffiths2185 3 года назад +178

    Bald editing in a soviet backwater 3/4's a bottle of vodka deep...
    " Should I post this story?"

  • @POBIJIHSVE
    @POBIJIHSVE 3 года назад +465

    I am one of your Serbian fans, and I feel so bad that you had such a miserable experience. I hope to see you back in Serbia, and that you will have a true Serbian experience! Nazdravlje, brat moj!

    • @SleepCove
      @SleepCove 3 года назад +166

      In the video he deleted, he basically said the hospital saved his life. A diplomat made sure he had good treatment. The COVID deniers bullied him to delete the video. Some weirdos out there.

    • @chupameusculh0es493
      @chupameusculh0es493 3 года назад +30

      @@SleepCove what you expect, his viewers are mainly grown to old ass people. And well British too. You put that together and you get a tragedy

    • @govaert7
      @govaert7 3 года назад +18

      @@chupameusculh0es493 + some many rightwing tossers..

    • @djolesrb6486
      @djolesrb6486 3 года назад +36

      He didn’t have a miserable experience burazeru. He explained in the other video that he was thankful of the Serbian doctors and nurses. He was put in the nicer floor of the hospitable due to connections in Russia. Zivio!

    • @bganonimouse2754
      @bganonimouse2754 3 года назад +40

      @@SleepCove Yes, we have plenty of Covid deniers in Serbia too. One thing I've noticed about them is that most of them are religious fundamentalists, so the science denialism is natural to them.

  • @GrangerKoks
    @GrangerKoks 3 года назад +141

    There was nobody behind you as you were telling the story, your secret is safe with over 100k of us. 😂

  • @calciumvaughan3519
    @calciumvaughan3519 3 года назад +114

    Beautiful story, brings a tear to my eye.

    • @frankly-he1kf
      @frankly-he1kf 3 года назад

      Yea,me too.....to my "brown" eye...!!

  • @duloo97
    @duloo97 3 года назад +41

    Greetings from Serbia, and we are waiting for you! All the best Mr Bald :)

  • @andalazar6131
    @andalazar6131 3 года назад +171

    IM CRYING. THIS HAD NO BUSINESS BEING THIS FUNNY.

  • @stephen8902
    @stephen8902 3 года назад +121

    I'm stationed in Washington DC and a local veteran bar we go to has a Serbian bartender, and he one of the nicest and most wholesome people I have ever met.

  • @JamesBrown-oz5bl
    @JamesBrown-oz5bl 3 года назад +25

    Having spent a week in the hospital myself last year I can only agree that the nurses are the most awesome women in the world. Hurray for all the world's nurses!

  • @djacob9800
    @djacob9800 3 года назад +274

    I spent 8 days at home and 7 days in hospital with covid19, everyone in hospital was farting at night but no one could take a dump, just peeing in a cup, after 7 days I finally felt the need to go at 3am in the morning, I ripped the sensors off and oxygen mask and went.

    • @megapet777
      @megapet777 3 года назад +17

      would had done the same :D

    • @mrtkmusic8349
      @mrtkmusic8349 3 года назад +34

      'Shit happens'

    • @andreawitt3640
      @andreawitt3640 3 года назад +2

      @@mrtkmusic8349 lol.

    • @karabarbar
      @karabarbar 3 года назад +13

      And I guess after that shit they released you from hospital

    • @sethrawbass
      @sethrawbass 3 года назад +3

      Baris Karalar they dont do that they just bitch at u

  • @BadRussian77
    @BadRussian77 3 года назад +61

    No matter what, stay safe and sound, dude. The world needs you.

    • @FlyingRagilein
      @FlyingRagilein 3 года назад +2

      Yeah. And get a neon orange cap. We can't afford to lose you on an Estonian highway.

  • @johnsvidz
    @johnsvidz 3 года назад +26

    I binged your videos during the beginning of the pandemic when everything was so scary and unsure. You'll always hold a special place for me for keeping me company during that.

  • @patriciafrancis9134
    @patriciafrancis9134 3 года назад +28

    I've been an ICU nurse all my life and I LMAO over your story.

  • @KarlHeinzofWpg
    @KarlHeinzofWpg 3 года назад +13

    "You were not born and will not die in a dignified position, how can you expect to live in one?" ~ Rumpole of the Bailey.

  • @JDEagle144
    @JDEagle144 3 года назад +30

    Content is always gold, and it doesn’t matter where it’s broadcasted from! So glad you’ve come out of this positive.

  • @RichardWadeUK
    @RichardWadeUK 3 года назад +180

    Great story that I can relate to on a similar personal experience. Having a camera up my bum for a medical examination. A room full of student doctors, and I notice the assisting nurse was a friend from my school days 🤣

    • @DailyBald
      @DailyBald  3 года назад +53

      😂

    • @gopro369
      @gopro369 3 года назад +7

      ouch!!

    • @sanholo3928
      @sanholo3928 3 года назад +8

      F

    • @Orlington17
      @Orlington17 3 года назад +3

      rip dude 🤣

    • @youxkio
      @youxkio 3 года назад +4

      Perfect time to know each other. Did you invite her to go out someday?

  • @gvinpiv2.035
    @gvinpiv2.035 3 года назад +37

    Greetings from Belgrade, waiting for you to visit again 😁

    • @simkelacasa
      @simkelacasa 3 года назад +6

      @Svetozar Kalušev Снимао је један његов земљак како возе бајс по земунском кеју и спрдају се, заборавио сам име канала. На свом главном каналу је објавио један влог из Београда у вези вируса, где је 'испрозивао' мало амбијент Хотела Југославије (реално и јесте очајан хотел), који је потом обрисао. Док је на инстаграму имао неколико уживо преноса са дербија (кад је Партизан победио прошле године) и кад се враћао са сплавова у пекару неку, нема тих видеа нигде јер нису ни занимљиви. Лик је легенда!

    • @matohota
      @matohota 3 года назад +1

      Are you one of the nurses?

    • @Igor-lo7tp
      @Igor-lo7tp 3 года назад

      @Svetozar Kalušev Tall Travels je taj kanal u slucaju da hoces da pogledas. Pozz

  • @docholladay7638
    @docholladay7638 3 года назад +18

    I was literally having stomach pains from laughing so hard from this video. What a instant classic from Mr Bald

  • @patriley9449
    @patriley9449 3 года назад +26

    I was recently in a hospital for 5 days for heart bypass surgery and was initially embarrassed with the nurses shaving me and showering me, but quickly got over it . These things have to be done and I am grateful that there are people whose job it is do do these tasks.

  • @berserker13ful1
    @berserker13ful1 3 года назад +289

    I like how he is constantly turning arround making sure no one is listening to his story whilst being in the middle of nowhere hahaha

    • @marcopolo2395
      @marcopolo2395 3 года назад +23

      while thousands of people will listen to it now

    • @colleenrose5355
      @colleenrose5355 3 года назад +66

      I think he's turning around to see if a vehicle is coming, he's walking on a road and distracted talking. A vehicle could come up on him so he's being careful. Also hoping to catch a ride.

    • @sarhkan
      @sarhkan 3 года назад +20

      I would guess he is looking back if a car is coming his way so he might be able to hitch a ride back into town.

    • @jafro8
      @jafro8 3 года назад +12

      He’s trying not to get run over

    • @sethrawbass
      @sethrawbass 3 года назад +5

      Probably checking for bears

  • @neeleycorcoran3238
    @neeleycorcoran3238 3 года назад +456

    It’s more than likely that Ben named this channel “Daily Bald” so that he could say “Hey Baldrs” at the start of each video JUST to piss off Harold. Incredible 😅😅

    • @chirantans2162
      @chirantans2162 3 года назад +13

      Lol so Harald is a Baldr by default!

    • @yenah-u3q
      @yenah-u3q 3 года назад +1

      @@clambroth1923 ??

    • @focusd
      @focusd 3 года назад +1

      @@clambroth1923 ??????????

    • @Lunar4
      @Lunar4 3 года назад +2

      @@clambroth1923 its just you dude.

    • @erichansen82
      @erichansen82 3 года назад +2

      @@Lunar4 no , no its not

  • @nickc5581
    @nickc5581 3 года назад +18

    Out of all the channels I’ve watched my whole life Im happy I found this one I always look forward to new videos

    • @00Foxhound
      @00Foxhound 3 года назад +1

      Honestly Bald is probably the best content creator on this platform. There's no bullshit in any of his videos and they're well made and interesting.

  • @mikedoe1737
    @mikedoe1737 3 года назад +9

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Facing a miserable Valentine's Day (newly-divorced, my heart shattered, barely have will to live), I really, really needed a good, tear-inducing laugh.
    Thank you, Ben!!!

  • @iGame3D
    @iGame3D 3 года назад +8

    Just glad you survived to tell the story. Much love to the Spice Nurses.

  • @julietrosal579
    @julietrosal579 3 года назад +28

    I really love the background...me living in the tropical zone is fascinated by the snow covered trees and ground... Keep walking Bald!

    • @sanjayshorey4225
      @sanjayshorey4225 3 года назад +3

      You will hate the winters in few days itself after living there.

  • @drewbocop
    @drewbocop 3 года назад +192

    "Hope you're not eating at the moment"
    **looks down at spicy chicken sandwich**
    **shrugs**
    **take another bite**

    • @user-fz3sz2dj4r
      @user-fz3sz2dj4r 3 года назад +5

      Also eating a spicy chicken sandwich

    • @okeyokeke4453
      @okeyokeke4453 3 года назад

      Same here

    • @ds7271
      @ds7271 3 года назад

      Yess haha im literally eating a spicy chicken from chick-fil-a lmao

    • @luminous3357
      @luminous3357 3 года назад +2

      I was digging into a bowl of pierogis. 😲

    • @savednorwegian
      @savednorwegian 3 года назад

      Yeah, my hunger wouldnt be fazed either lol

  • @mikevetrov8312
    @mikevetrov8312 3 года назад +46

    I can’t stop laughing 😂 and it is embarrassing at the same time. Ben, keep do what you do entertain us in this difficult time

  • @williamprofili9267
    @williamprofili9267 3 года назад +5

    You are the man, I never laughed so hard, you deserve to be a celebrity, thank you Bald.

  • @Nick_Goblin
    @Nick_Goblin 3 года назад +68

    I was eating at the moment actually, but i accept your apology.

  • @OsmosisHD
    @OsmosisHD 3 года назад +31

    I had around 20 medical professionals in total looking at my 3rd leg & crown jewels & my bumbum
    Just behind my crown jewels there was a mysterious issue. Literally a deep gaping hole which would not heal properly.
    In total 3x surgery, 3x endoscopy, 2x MRI, 1x echo. In total 2 years of misery and utter horror.
    In the end it was a bacteria causing all the horrors. Been on antibiotics for 6 months and finally it's healed.

  • @jyesucevitz
    @jyesucevitz 3 года назад +93

    I can't even go 2 in a public or any "not my home" toilet.

  • @ianstanfield5485
    @ianstanfield5485 3 года назад +3

    Had a similar experience after getting a brain tumor removed. The relief definitely overcame the embarrassment. Funny how priorities change lying in a bed unable to go to the toilet. Good luck on your travels, love the vlogs.

  • @sime918
    @sime918 3 года назад +7

    As a nurse and a travel enthusiast, this episode made me subscribe to your channel although I have been watching your vlogs for some time. Never a dull moment Benjamin! 😆😆😆

  • @PeterK153
    @PeterK153 3 года назад +3

    Keeping your dignity when extremely sick in hospital is a bust, especially when busting of a crap. Been there done that.
    Glad your back to good health and doing your awesome Vlogs.
    Cheers to you Ben.

  • @1Seall7
    @1Seall7 3 года назад +19

    Watching this while backing one out. Cheers

  • @DR-86
    @DR-86 3 года назад +6

    Bald you’re the realest RUclipsr,keep up the great work mate,love from Israel.

  • @richard99cookify
    @richard99cookify 3 года назад +69

    Bald, you'd be incredible at an Open Mic at a comedy club

  • @Ceki97
    @Ceki97 3 года назад +3

    So sorry you had Covid experience in my country. Hope you come back and try to forget all that trauma with some rakija, Belgrade nightlife and ćevapčići! Živeo brate!

  • @kassa3368
    @kassa3368 3 года назад +9

    Bald gonna have the maddest stories to tell his kids. What a father this guy will be!

  • @rossmacintosh5652
    @rossmacintosh5652 3 года назад +11

    Mr. Bald, your No.2 story reminded me of something. Back in the early days of the internet (circa 1992 and 4800 baud dial-up modems) one of the first really popular internet websites was one that allowed visitors to upload their personal shit stories. It was the world-wide-web at its best. The typical story was about having an episode of diarrhoea say on a bus or air plane. Constipation was another common theme! Your Serbian hospital shit story would have been perfect for the site. Thanks for sharing with us!

  • @lauraborghetti7728
    @lauraborghetti7728 3 года назад +8

    Brilliant. I wasn’t eating cereals while watching this, but sitting on the toilet. I felt so inspired and grateful.

  • @annasch.7256
    @annasch.7256 3 года назад +6

    I’m so happy we still have Mr Bald and that the nurses took good care of him

  • @luckytahlula6515
    @luckytahlula6515 3 года назад +2

    Been there, done that. It's good that you can laugh about it. Stay well, Benjamin. I'll keep you in my prayers, you crazy adventurer.

  • @davidlukic1205
    @davidlukic1205 3 года назад +5

    I love your channel from Serbia 🇷🇸❤

  • @StrahOfTheSundjer
    @StrahOfTheSundjer Год назад +3

    As a Serbian doctor I'm extremely glad that our colleages treated you well and helped you recover.

  • @markorajkovic9580
    @markorajkovic9580 3 года назад +4

    Damn! Best laugh I had in a while. Have a similar stroy so I can feel your pain. Rock on bro!

  • @YllaStar95970
    @YllaStar95970 3 года назад +94

    I was on that bowl in June of last year....It took me an hour, with 15 minute updates to the whole ward, that l was ok...You leave your dignity at the door. 😉

    • @djacob9800
      @djacob9800 3 года назад +10

      So true, I held my Number 2 for 7 days but the kidney beans from dinner finally got me, plus when I got back to sleep the old guy next to my bed got confused and tried to get into my bed, I was hitting the nurse alarm like crazy but no one came for 10 mins, I had to tell the guy his bed is that one.

    • @bluecardholder
      @bluecardholder 3 года назад +1

      dignity goes out the door when you have a colonoscopy when all and sundry are looking up your shitter.

    • @MiaogisTeas
      @MiaogisTeas 3 года назад

      @@bluecardholder I get knocked out for mine. I can't do it otherwise. It doesn't help when all the nurses and the doctor are laughing and calling you big brother when you wake up.

    • @flaviusmacrobius1110
      @flaviusmacrobius1110 3 года назад +1

      @@MiaogisTeas That is unprofessional of them. I cannot imagine that happening in the US. Where are you from? Also, what is “big brother” referring too? I’ve never heard of that expression other than how people refer to the government.

  • @zsoltpapp3363
    @zsoltpapp3363 3 года назад +4

    OMG i really feel you. The shitting story happened to me when i was recovering from a car accident in the 90s...:) An experience you will never forget.
    Cheers from Prague

  • @mw8151
    @mw8151 2 года назад +1

    You feel that sting? Thats pride f‘n with you.😅 Super glad you are back on your feet! These are the humbling experiences that make you value your life, your health and your nurse.

  • @matejaenic4973
    @matejaenic4973 3 года назад +6

    Love from Serbia! We hope to see you back as soon as this whole COVID thing ends.

  • @273674200
    @273674200 3 года назад +8

    This should be your trip from Vivikonna to Sillamae, my homeland, nice road , nice story, great beginning of Saturday!

  • @igelbeatz
    @igelbeatz 3 года назад +63

    "I hope you're not eating at the moment" he says, as I'm taking my 3rd bite of a panini. Fuck's sake mate

  • @BabelMandebsky007
    @BabelMandebsky007 3 года назад +37

    "I'm a bloody celebrity vlogger!". Holy shit, indeed!

  • @TheKevphil
    @TheKevphil 3 года назад +4

    This was just a practice run for when you're in the hospital in your old age. And you *_will_* be there! Forget about any semblance of dignity! Glad you made it out okay. :)

  • @prieten49
    @prieten49 3 года назад +90

    "The Covid Ward." Sounds like a title for a novel. Oh yes, Alexander Solzhenitsyn wrote a novel called "The Cancer Ward."

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 3 года назад

      Yeah, he wrote that after he died in the Gulag Archipel, did he?

    • @hasselnttper3730
      @hasselnttper3730 3 года назад +6

      @@voornaam3191 After he died? Now that's talent.
      He didn't die, though.

    • @tommclachlan3370
      @tommclachlan3370 3 года назад

      @@hasselnttper3730 r/MurderedByWords

    • @wideawakenow007
      @wideawakenow007 3 года назад +1

      Stuart M. Great comment but eery

    • @zenarcade64
      @zenarcade64 3 года назад +1

      How about Gulag Baldipelago

  • @lifecycles9861
    @lifecycles9861 3 года назад +57

    Those clickbait travelvloggers: omg I almost died.
    Bald: so anyway, I shat into a pot

    • @colinmaxwell4738
      @colinmaxwell4738 3 года назад

      I don't think I would want to die after blaspheming my way around the world!

  • @aaronellis6870
    @aaronellis6870 3 года назад +32

    I feel your pain Ben , Years ago I lay in a hospital bed due to a motorcycle crash , a senior nurse pulled my sheets away to wash me in bed (I was totally naked) whilst 5x 21 year old student nurses looked on , I wanted to die 😂

  • @cindygr8ce
    @cindygr8ce 2 года назад +2

    OMG I wish I would have seen this when it was put up. I KNOW your pain Benjamin. In 2019 I spent 12 weeks in the hospital and 6 weeks in a coma. The entire time I was in the coma I didnt #2 at ALL. So i guess a week before I woke up they started gving me strong laxatives so once i was finally awake but I was on a ventilator everytime I FELL asleep I would crap myself. NO BEDPAN because I couldnt control it. I actually cried the first time I used a toilet a couple weeks after waking up. That day I took the 10 extra steps to the toilet in my ICU room. I am only in my 30s and have had surguries and given birth to 4 kids and had NEVER evne needed to use a bedpan before so it was embarrassing. I also had a hot nurse as well so i FEEL ALL THE PAIN as well. Glad you made it

  • @justind1892
    @justind1892 3 года назад +1

    I am glad you are recovered physically and still with us but I understand the mental aspect is a long term struggle. You're not alone in that

  • @ashishsharma7598
    @ashishsharma7598 3 года назад +28

    In your last Estonia video I was worried how you will return walking in snow. Now I know. You planned on telling a shit story!! Keep the humour alive and you alive in that cold.

  • @nickc5581
    @nickc5581 3 года назад +12

    You’ve been uploading a lot with this new channel can’t wait to go where you go except hospital with COVID

  • @rakeshcristobal8320
    @rakeshcristobal8320 3 года назад +15

    It's crazy how Bald only started this channel recently, but he's already surpassed the 100k subs needed for a YT Play button....

    • @guitaristssuck8979
      @guitaristssuck8979 3 года назад +4

      It's not like nobody knows him

    • @martinc.720
      @martinc.720 3 года назад

      Not crazy at all. He has close to 2.6 million subs on his main channel. In fact, not that many people from that community joined this channel.

    • @chupameusculh0es493
      @chupameusculh0es493 3 года назад

      @@martinc.720 he gets more views than he has subs

    • @guitaristssuck8979
      @guitaristssuck8979 3 года назад

      @@martinc.720 he has an ig account

  • @MrSaemichlaus
    @MrSaemichlaus 3 года назад +7

    I'm playing this on god level, eating my lunch to this marvelous tale.

  • @aaronhall7714
    @aaronhall7714 3 года назад +3

    Loved that story. We definitely need more of these

  • @elirix2589
    @elirix2589 3 года назад +9

    This new channel is Great!

  • @ByronBohte
    @ByronBohte 3 года назад +6

    Thanks for sharing. Do wish you hadn't deleted the initial post Cov video. I thought it was fantastic and honest.

  • @jdjohns972
    @jdjohns972 3 года назад +7

    That, my friend, was funny as hell. Cracked me up. I'm still laughing.

  • @drjohnson98
    @drjohnson98 3 года назад +85

    "I'm a bloody celebrity vlogger. I can't be crapping in a bed in front of everyone!" Hilarious! And an idea for for another vlog channel.

    • @cynthiacolemanmatyshock1793
      @cynthiacolemanmatyshock1793 3 года назад +3

      That made me laugh out loud, thanks. :) Would that be an ASMR channel?

    • @lharbour2854
      @lharbour2854 3 года назад

      @@cynthiacolemanmatyshock1793 ASMR. Brilliant! 😂🤣😂

  • @jamiepratt7921
    @jamiepratt7921 3 года назад +9

    Ahhhh bald I can relate mate! I spent 10 weeks in hospital after breaking my pelvis and both legs in a motorbike crash, had to shit in the bedpan also! An Absolute tortureous device!
    I also had a problem with my balls and the doctor got all the young student nurses in to have a look and show them things to keep an eye on.... I know your pain mate!!

  • @tes420
    @tes420 3 года назад +49

    That was the shittiest Covid story I have heard yet 😂😂🥴

  • @MA-nh2on
    @MA-nh2on 3 года назад +81

    Meanwhile, he's telling this hilarious story while -- hello! -- walking 10 miles in the middle of winter somewhere in Estonia. LOL

    • @bigmak11969
      @bigmak11969 3 года назад +2

      Looks more like the middle of nowhere

  • @mohammedaltammemi6356
    @mohammedaltammemi6356 3 года назад +5

    Glad that you made it through Covid-19

  • @normajean2855
    @normajean2855 3 года назад

    OMG so sorry for your unfortunate incident...glad to see you up and about then!!and I love your vlogs, Im never gonna be up that end of the world, so i look forward to your vids...

  • @pinksakuraxo6677
    @pinksakuraxo6677 3 года назад

    It’s understandable that you are traumatized by that experience you had. I’m just glad you’re safe, healthy and alive!
    Celebrity vlogger is a great way to describe yourself, especially when discussing a deep subject like your hospital experience.
    Much love to you from Canada!!!

  • @skerley2524
    @skerley2524 3 года назад +37

    “I’m a celebrity vlogger “ 🤣🤣😂 ben ur too funny

  • @durgadb7204
    @durgadb7204 3 года назад +14

    😂😂😂😂 Baldieee,
    It would be very inconvenient for everyone too 😂I couldn't control my laugh while you are narrating the incident❤️ very sarcastic

  • @HawkeyeHangGlider
    @HawkeyeHangGlider 3 года назад +3

    I know how You feel at that hospital :) When I had my hang gliding accident, my greatest joy was when I managed to get up from bead and go to WC by myself. Talking about priority in life :)

  • @colinnuttall9579
    @colinnuttall9579 3 года назад

    Thank you for that thrilling insight into your Serbian hospital stay. Possibly a little more detail than I was hoping for but you managed to convey your undignified visitation by The Spice Nurses. As you now realise, the first thing to go in a hospital stay is your dignity. Often immediately followed by the contents of your bank account. Such is life. I had almost the exact embarrassing moment during one of my hospital stays, only the pretty nurse came in, pulled back the sheets and announced ‘ right then, no more lying around today we are going to do some exercises.’ Only then did she realise I was part way through a sly number one into a bottle. She turned all shades of red and beat a hasty retreat. Hope the walk wasn’t too cold.

  • @jonasreimerson1040
    @jonasreimerson1040 3 года назад +2

    11/10 story. Hope you enjoyed the walk!