Why Do Engineers Hate Us??

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  • @MRkWl69
    @MRkWl69 10 месяцев назад +34576

    My dumbass would just make another hole 😂

    • @Angelkoop
      @Angelkoop 10 месяцев назад +1432

      Honestly same

    • @thesausage351
      @thesausage351 10 месяцев назад +2279

      I was just thinking the same. Bus owner gets a bill for 6hrs work or gets a hole in the back he doesn’t even know is there.

    • @dealerhealer3673
      @dealerhealer3673 10 месяцев назад +871

      My smartass*

    • @KenHMladin
      @KenHMladin 10 месяцев назад +318

      Yep, I would have done the same...But i would have attempted to get a bit and uni joint first.

    • @denniskimpton9981
      @denniskimpton9981 10 месяцев назад +192

      And that makes you and me working engineers with no degree😂😂

  • @samuelpotters
    @samuelpotters 9 месяцев назад +6554

    Mechanics: “you took everything from me”
    Engineers: “I don’t even know who you are”

    • @ryta1203
      @ryta1203 8 месяцев назад +48

      Bingo!

    • @gottago1885
      @gottago1885 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@ryta1203wym

    • @paigerocks884
      @paigerocks884 8 месяцев назад +29

      And that there is the issue isn't it?

    • @thanosianthemadtitanic
      @thanosianthemadtitanic 8 месяцев назад +30

      perfectly complicated *as all engines should be*

    • @ScottBFree
      @ScottBFree 8 месяцев назад +29

      Also Engineers: my designs are perfect and I don't care if anyone likes it or not.

  • @thenext9537
    @thenext9537 8 месяцев назад +2456

    They don’t hate you. They just don’t think of you, at all, ever.

    • @bigarsehole4935
      @bigarsehole4935 7 месяцев назад

      Yep

    • @slackmartin7610
      @slackmartin7610 7 месяцев назад +19

      True, we don’t 😂🤷‍♂️

    • @DJAizakku
      @DJAizakku 6 месяцев назад +42

      Some say that the opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference.

    • @giovannebeistline2575
      @giovannebeistline2575 6 месяцев назад +5

      Not true at all.

    • @DavidVandemark
      @DavidVandemark 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@giovannebeistline2575sure seems like it

  • @jimdob6528
    @jimdob6528 7 месяцев назад +1339

    I’m not an engineer but my wife is. One of her coworkers actually helped design the engine layout of a fort pickup truck back in like the 70s (guy is pushing 80 and refuses to comply retire) and he was told back then to intentionally make certain aspects of the layout harder so it would be more difficult for diy repairs and they would have to get it professionally serviced… this was 50 years ago THEN! I cannot imagine how much BS corporate culture is pushing that now.

    • @marke8930
      @marke8930 6 месяцев назад +11

      This is not true. You have to consider your dealer mechanics when you design for service.

    • @z0mn1a
      @z0mn1a 6 месяцев назад +100

      ​@marke8930 you mean making proprietary tools?

    • @KingDavidIII
      @KingDavidIII 6 месяцев назад +6

      thats bs

    • @kopronko
      @kopronko 6 месяцев назад +31

      @@z0mn1a Yes, and than those "special tools" can get very expensive ...

    • @KnownPhoenix
      @KnownPhoenix 6 месяцев назад +26

      ​​@@marke8930wow dealer mechanics. Geez, I wonder what would a low class working family with no money to afford a dealer mechanic have to do to be able to fix something dealer mechanics find difficult and/or have all the special tools they need to fix some contraption that could be easily resolved by designing it simpler 🤔🤔🤔🤔? Kinda sounds to me like repairs are hard to DIY on purpose and that money was supposed to go for the dealer they were only thinking about.
      Considering your dealer mechanic making repairs vs a normal slim-to-none car knowledge person trying to DIY issues are two totally different concepts.

  • @pianoninja5276
    @pianoninja5276 10 месяцев назад +2064

    My dad would say, “this was designed on a Friday at 4:55pm” 😂😂

    • @tomdiets5079
      @tomdiets5079 10 месяцев назад +30

      My dad would say time to make a new access hole.

    • @afz7529
      @afz7529 10 месяцев назад +20

      Your dad sounds like he has some good jokes. 😄 Definitely gonna use that one-thank you! ❤

    • @monkeyman3194
      @monkeyman3194 10 месяцев назад +10

      Added to my Sayings list

    • @3rdpartyilluminatireptilia886
      @3rdpartyilluminatireptilia886 10 месяцев назад +4

      Military dad haha

    • @WN7G
      @WN7G 10 месяцев назад +3

      I’ve never heard so much truth in someone’s words.

  • @shazmunchdylbertoid
    @shazmunchdylbertoid 10 месяцев назад +3096

    Engineer: "almost ready, I just need to fix a few things"
    manager: "just ship it we're behind schedule"

    • @ryancraigt
      @ryancraigt 9 месяцев назад +203

      This is the reality. Everybody has their own bosses that only care about money

    • @bwpdylan
      @bwpdylan 9 месяцев назад +72

      The real answer.
      Shit comes up you have checkpoints where some dude needs to make sure you can finish a product in time, and sometimes in the crunch you bring something out that works good enough for THEM and they want to get it out NOW.
      Also sometimes the timeline that they give you when you're doing your initial design isn't the timeline you're actually getting. Or it just straight up isn't enough time for the shit they want from you from the very start.

    • @mr.sunnyd9201
      @mr.sunnyd9201 9 месяцев назад +36

      Holy Christ if i had the amount of time needed to make sure everything was correct, this sort of stuff wouldn’t be an issue. Not to mention struggling to give two rats when the pay sucks.

    • @barrylinkiewich9688
      @barrylinkiewich9688 9 месяцев назад +11

      I want to believe this but when literally every vehicle out there has at least a few, if not several issues like this I lean towards it being intentional rather than rushing or incompetence.
      With the collective decades of experience that an engineering team draws on when designing something as complex as an automobile, typically coming together over the course of several years, I have doubts that the stupid engineering choices boil down to "we were getting rushed".

    • @DjJimmenl
      @DjJimmenl 9 месяцев назад +27

      Engineer: Access hole needs to be here.
      Manufacturer: no problem it will be there-ish.

  • @Enderito
    @Enderito 7 месяцев назад +351

    As a person who has studied this a ton: Don't blame the engineer, blame the suits that wanted to cut costs

    • @nikosystem1
      @nikosystem1 7 месяцев назад +30

      I think that placing a hole in front of a screw does not cost more than placing it 3 cm higher... Stop making excuses for these guys. They are just ignorant and incompetent.

    • @MilesFromExtraordinary
      @MilesFromExtraordinary 6 месяцев назад +3

      Without the suits, no one gets paid.

    • @Enderito
      @Enderito 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@MilesFromExtraordinary of course they're necessary, I never said they weren't. My point still stands tho

    • @Auroche
      @Auroche 6 месяцев назад +6

      It costs the EXACT SAME to change the location of a hole you were to make anyways.

    • @Enderito
      @Enderito 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@Auroche no it doesn't lol, every change involves moving other components around. Sometimes to make it easier to access, we design a more complex system to reduce the labor time, but it requires more material, and this more cost. This often gets shut down in the favor of saving money, and the labor time gets extended because we had to take shortcuts to save material. Then the mechanics get screwed over because the insurance often only allows a certain amount of billable hours. If the insurance only covers a 5 hour repair, and it takes the Mechanic 9 hours, the mechanic only gets paid 5 hours

  • @lntegrate
    @lntegrate 6 месяцев назад +281

    Engineer here. I'm actually the one that designed the frame to have that clearance hole. I remember modelling it while rubbing my shitty beard and going "yeah.. fuck you"

  • @bracedh3722
    @bracedh3722 10 месяцев назад +6799

    Back in the 1950s an engineer caught a mechanic with his wife and it's been payback ever since...

    • @McGowan_Mechanics
      @McGowan_Mechanics  10 месяцев назад +561

      This is great

    • @andrewsaunders7196
      @andrewsaunders7196 10 месяцев назад +209

      I heard it was mechanics, plural.....

    • @tummytub1161
      @tummytub1161 10 месяцев назад +40

      That's the difference it can make between going to the drawing board, or popping the hood

    • @TrillMurray
      @TrillMurray 10 месяцев назад +23

      I guess Japanese value honor too much for this petty nonsense lol

    • @bracedh3722
      @bracedh3722 10 месяцев назад +39

      @@TrillMurray no...look at the starter position on the Toyota pickup...UNDER the exhaust manifold!

  • @miscme7116
    @miscme7116 10 месяцев назад +7516

    As a mechanical designer, all I can say to you is:"it looked good on the CAD."

    • @KristianRobertsen
      @KristianRobertsen 10 месяцев назад +447

      As a software engineer, I feel you. Works on my computer.

    • @MotorcycleRebuilds
      @MotorcycleRebuilds 10 месяцев назад +128

      Motor mounts dry out and shrink. This could attribute to the engine being in a raised position.

    • @brennonobrien4672
      @brennonobrien4672 10 месяцев назад +118

      @@MotorcycleRebuildsyou clearly don’t listen. He said that you have to drop the motor 3 inches. So the motor mounts have nothing to do with this piss poor design.

    • @brennonobrien4672
      @brennonobrien4672 10 месяцев назад

      That’s your problem you guys think oh it works on my computer must work in real life. Well 9/10 it doesn’t. So how about put some actual thought into the shit y’all design and stop leaving us trade guys to fix your dumbass ideas. Cause it’s not just you design mechanics that do this shit. Guys that design intricate builds love to do shit that just makes absolutely no sense.

    • @D3nn1s
      @D3nn1s 10 месяцев назад +65

      ​@@brennonobrien4672right. You have to lower it. Because its in a raised position. Read first, comment later.

  • @scavengerspc
    @scavengerspc 7 месяцев назад +21

    Engineers are at the mercy of the company. They say make them think an attempt was made, but in the end still may just decide to go to the dealer for repairs.

    • @knifedance2402
      @knifedance2402 4 месяца назад

      No, they’re not. The company doesn’t have any idea why engineers do what they do. It’s why they hired engineers; To do stuff they don’t understand. They expect engineers to improve their product gradually, but ultimately, it’s the engineers that decide how things get done.

    • @scavengerspc
      @scavengerspc 4 месяца назад +1

      @@knifedance2402 Wow. Where the hell is a company that has so little control? All those engineers that were hired have engineers as bosses. Those bosses are the bridge between the company and the work staff.
      Im one of those bosses.

  • @deusexaethera
    @deusexaethera 7 месяцев назад +13

    Because cars are designed by teams and teams never have perfect communication between team members.

    • @milwaukeebiker
      @milwaukeebiker 6 месяцев назад +1

      And that is because they don't know how to actually speak or talk anymore, and forgot to send the email to the other team. In other words, all they care about is showing up to collect a paycheck like anyone with a job anywhere these days.

    • @jackblack7850
      @jackblack7850 Месяц назад

      That tensioner was probably one guy’s entire job. The body designer was in another country and doesn’t speak the same language

  • @BurpleBrink
    @BurpleBrink 10 месяцев назад +7854

    Engineers “we don’t do shit to piss you off”
    Actual Engineers “I don’t think of you at all”

    • @xgabu3812
      @xgabu3812 10 месяцев назад +80

      That's the reason why they get pissed :V

    • @jimmyjuju
      @jimmyjuju 10 месяцев назад +220

      This is exactly the comment I was looking for. Engineers only give a fuck about how complex they can make a system so they can feed their massive egos. I've worked with dozens and dozens of engineers over the years. I have yet to meet one who preferred simplicity over complexity. Not a single one.

    • @micahslash
      @micahslash 10 месяцев назад +58

      @@jimmyjuju here's your first.

    • @jimmyjuju
      @jimmyjuju 10 месяцев назад +40

      @@micahslash it's not for me to decide. Ask the people who have to work with your design if they agree with your assertion.

    • @SECONDQUEST
      @SECONDQUEST 10 месяцев назад +83

      ​@@jimmyjujuthen you must know some bad engineers.

  • @Taskarnin
    @Taskarnin 10 месяцев назад +2879

    I can tell you exactly what happened as an automotive engineer.
    Meeting 1: “we have a service issue, we need to access this fastener for our 75,000 mile service interval. Okay we can put a hole there”.
    Meeting 2-30 the sheet metal team was not talked to by the engine team and the fastener was moved for some other issue.
    1.5 years later they discover the problem in the second round of test vehicles. “Oh shit we already paid for the sheet metal dies and they have a 20 month lead time”
    So they quickly implement a service procedure fix to get around the issue.
    Guarantee you the engineer who moved the fastener told his manager. I also guarantee you that manager or the sheet metal engineering manager didn’t do their fucking job. Neither did the systems engineering manager who is supposed to be tracking this kind of stuff.
    Ask me how I know.

    • @nathanstewart2168
      @nathanstewart2168 10 месяцев назад +172

      How you know lol

    • @IGWT86
      @IGWT86 10 месяцев назад +39

      Ya how

    • @stephenkillin9730
      @stephenkillin9730 10 месяцев назад +52

      You can't tell us to ask a question and not answer it.. also, when you do answer it can you reply to this message so I can see your answer? Thanks bud... very interesting breakdown.

    • @Taskarnin
      @Taskarnin 10 месяцев назад +392

      @@nathanstewart2168 I’ve sat in plenty of these design reviews. I had a similar issue on the rear axle of the latest GM trucks where they could not be made because someone did not think about a new process and did it the old way anyway.
      These cars are designed by teams of 3-4,000 people. The left hand doesn’t know what the right hand is doing because they are not well run. It has gotten even worse now that they don’t pay people to stay and turn-over is high.

    • @tomhunter91
      @tomhunter91 10 месяцев назад +221

      The high turnover rate is one of the worst things imaginable when running a large project that takes several years to complete.
      Also an engineer.

  • @cheesebusiness
    @cheesebusiness 7 месяцев назад +10

    Engineers: “That’s not my problem, that’s yours”

    • @kopronko
      @kopronko 6 месяцев назад

      Yes, But Ooooooonly the Bad engineers are saying this !!! ! !!!

  • @mike109374
    @mike109374 6 месяцев назад +1

    this is why i love the chevy ls whomever made that had us mechanics in mind.

  • @JenkinsStevenD
    @JenkinsStevenD 9 месяцев назад +6352

    As an engineer I can explain. The tensioner was placed. Then the hole was placed to allow for tooling. Then an issue arose later requiring a slight translation of the tensioner's location and the engineers failed to annotate the tooling hole association. These associations are fixed in a lot of model-based definition designs today by forcing an association between the CAD parts in programs like CREO. Anyway...it isn't that they hate you...they just don't think of you at all.

    • @Moonless6491
      @Moonless6491 9 месяцев назад +827

      As a machinist who makes the stuff engineers come up with, I agree. Engineers simply are oblivious to how anything is made and draw up prints like two year olds. I can't tell you how many prints I've had to correct, guess, fix, re-make, make calls on and the engineers just sit there with their mouth hanging open. I don't understand why engineers make so much money. I do all the work.

    • @NickKautz
      @NickKautz 9 месяцев назад +47

      Or the engine mounts are bad.

    • @JenkinsStevenD
      @JenkinsStevenD 9 месяцев назад +199

      @@Moonless6491 Sounds like you could make that pitch to management...if it were true. Deep down I think we both know the answer.

    • @Moonless6491
      @Moonless6491 9 месяцев назад +265

      @@JenkinsStevenD Management is as clueless as engineers are.

    • @JenkinsStevenD
      @JenkinsStevenD 9 месяцев назад +116

      @@Moonless6491 You can just do it all. Whence cometh being a lowly machinist? You can start your own company. Probably missing out on a big opportunity.

  • @WhichMC
    @WhichMC 10 месяцев назад +1867

    Engineers' favorite phrase "It worked in CAD."

    • @likeorasgod
      @likeorasgod 10 месяцев назад +95

      I feel even older as we use to hear, "Well it works on paper."

    • @TimJaeger-lh3yh
      @TimJaeger-lh3yh 10 месяцев назад +40

      Well, that’s sometimes all we have. Maybe the hole was lining up with the bolt when it was new. But engine and transmission mounts do collapse over time and things get out of line.

    • @ogi22
      @ogi22 10 месяцев назад +44

      @@TimJaeger-lh3yh I feel you... But a good engineers usually test things. Oh I forgot, testing is expensive. And good, experienced engineers who know how things work, ask for so much money!
      So the management says - why hire such guy, when we can have someone straight after studies, asking for 1/3rd of that wage? And let's give him our toughest and most complicated stuff to design. Especially when he's inexperienced - he will not whine about why this is too thin, why we can't do it this way, why we can't weld that cover over the most service requiring parts of the machine... :D

    • @loganmullins2189
      @loganmullins2189 10 месяцев назад +2

      im on both sides i design and i make, if i know im not building it and just designing, i make damn sure it gives them a hard time

    • @Spielername
      @Spielername 10 месяцев назад +5

      You guys really have to change to the metric system. It doesn't solve all problems but it makes anything to do with measuring easier.

  • @marke8930
    @marke8930 6 месяцев назад +3

    Guarantee you this issue was brought to management, and it was decided that changing the location of the hole was too expensive.

  • @RubySmith-zg6mt
    @RubySmith-zg6mt 6 месяцев назад +1

    They actually do this because they love you. Ordinary driveway mechanics won't be able to tackle this job, so you get the business.

  • @shawnbottom4769
    @shawnbottom4769 10 месяцев назад +2126

    The engineers often identify the problem. Then the bean counters or marketing tells them stfu.

    • @callofthewildoutdoors
      @callofthewildoutdoors 10 месяцев назад +1

      i call BS on that, engineers couldnt identify a problem if it had bells and whistles on it with a sign saying hey you dumba$$ im a problem grow a braincell and think of a way to fix me

    • @bubbajones4522
      @bubbajones4522 10 месяцев назад +139

      This is the true root of the problem.

    • @walfordadrian
      @walfordadrian 10 месяцев назад +90

      Finally someone who understands.. engineer's don't always have free Reign

    • @adamkirkham4628
      @adamkirkham4628 10 месяцев назад +49

      That or no one communicated when a dimension changed until it was too late

    • @sdvten
      @sdvten 10 месяцев назад +12

      Yeah because in this case it would cost so much more to put the hole slightly higher.

  • @crabyninjagamer5665
    @crabyninjagamer5665 10 месяцев назад +1780

    A mechanic's job is to find out what the fuck the engineer was thinking

    • @Leftysrev3nge
      @Leftysrev3nge 10 месяцев назад +50

      Or to find all the shit the engineers screwed up.

    • @theflamingbeast8269
      @theflamingbeast8269 9 месяцев назад +7

      Definitely underrated comment

    • @thelegionisnotamused8929
      @thelegionisnotamused8929 9 месяцев назад +17

      Sometimes the answer is ‘they weren’t.’

    • @gamesguy
      @gamesguy 9 месяцев назад +21

      They designed for assembly, not repair.

    • @Leftysrev3nge
      @Leftysrev3nge 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@gamesguy one-way only.

  • @WilhelmScreamer
    @WilhelmScreamer 8 месяцев назад

    Knowing about what things are strong and why they are strong is still helpful for guiding casual play. Calibrating expectations.

  • @berlayar14-ff7pu
    @berlayar14-ff7pu 4 месяца назад

    Clever people puts subtitles up on top in RUclips shorts. Hats off 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @Mnaughten601
    @Mnaughten601 10 месяцев назад +1998

    They don’t hate you, they love you enough to give you 3 extra hours for any job. They hate the customer since they pay for that time.

    • @ihavethedocuments2580
      @ihavethedocuments2580 10 месяцев назад

      Maintenance and serviceability is purposely engineered like this to make difficult for one to repair these newer models unless the are a qualified ASE certified mechanic.
      Meaning: more money is to be made for the automotive industry. What this young lad is pointing out is painfully obvious of being a shitty engineering design.
      Welcome to the real world young blood.
      I say let's put Jesus Christ in charge instead of these greedy halfwits that rule over us. Sound good? 😀👍

    • @OpticalGrafix
      @OpticalGrafix 10 месяцев назад +126

      Used to work as a mechanic. Customer pays for the book time it takes to complete. If it says it takes 5 hrs then you get paid for 5 hrs even if it takes you 10

    • @nogoodcops6557
      @nogoodcops6557 10 месяцев назад +29

      I seriously doubt replacing a belt tensioner is going to include lowering the engine in the book time.

    • @kevinkhodabaks2462
      @kevinkhodabaks2462 10 месяцев назад +10

      its actually just a 30 mins work,u remove the 2 14mm bolts thats holding the tensioner and the whole tensioner comes off

    • @Lillywontdie
      @Lillywontdie 10 месяцев назад +8

      You the reason people don't trust mechanics

  • @davedennis6042
    @davedennis6042 9 месяцев назад +1760

    Mechanic: "Engineers are assholes".
    Engineers: "It wasn't broke when it left here".

    • @JKa244
      @JKa244 8 месяцев назад +77

      Dev: "It works on my machine"

    • @patrick-west
      @patrick-west 8 месяцев назад +50

      Scientist: "It works in theory"

    • @dans.8095
      @dans.8095 7 месяцев назад

      Ha ha ha ha

    • @nazaa999
      @nazaa999 7 месяцев назад

      it wasnt THAT broke

    • @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse
      @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse 7 месяцев назад +1

      is this genuinely an engineer thing? are car manufacturers not allowed to jerry rig their own assembly lines? what if they had spare parts?

  • @CodyCopper04
    @CodyCopper04 7 месяцев назад +1

    As a mechanical engineering student who worked in the auto repair industry, I couldn’t agree with you more and I have made it my life’s mission to make this right.

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 7 месяцев назад

      youre gonna feel crushed when you get into industry and realise that youre gonna be on a team of 6 people designing an air filter and have no real power in the overall design of the car.

    • @CodyCopper04
      @CodyCopper04 7 месяцев назад

      @@callanc3925 haha, I know. This is mostly a joke. I already work on a team of engineers and it can be difficult sometimes.

  • @darrenHokage4842
    @darrenHokage4842 5 месяцев назад

    Bro, the engineer is just one of 85 people that make the end product.

  • @DirtyGingy
    @DirtyGingy 10 месяцев назад +1322

    Hanlon's razor: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"

    • @siccoblue2112
      @siccoblue2112 10 месяцев назад +77

      This phrase really only works when you understand the difference between ignorance and stupidity

    • @jes7574
      @jes7574 10 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@siccoblue2112Underrated comment.

    • @doomguy974
      @doomguy974 10 месяцев назад +18

      Conversely, never attribute to ignorance what could be explained by malice.

    • @BradKempeny
      @BradKempeny 10 месяцев назад

      Nissan, stupidity...yup it checks out.

    • @GingKo-ui7qr
      @GingKo-ui7qr 10 месяцев назад +22

      Never explain something by stupidity if it can be attributed to the intentional monopolization of after-market repair costs by manufacturers

  • @sublis939
    @sublis939 10 месяцев назад +800

    Me with an angle grinder: me now engineer.

  • @acguy661
    @acguy661 7 месяцев назад +2

    I wonder if a VIM half-cut Torx would be able to get it from the bottom, either with a low-profile ratchet or by using a pair of vise grips to turn the bit. I've gotten into some really tight spots with mine, and wouldn't want to be without them.

  • @kennethboyer2338
    @kennethboyer2338 5 месяцев назад

    Not just mechanics but the owners as well.

  • @ksaab3946
    @ksaab3946 10 месяцев назад +363

    As an engineer myself, I hope you enjoyed our practical jokes of “looks good on CAD, but not practical”

    • @beastfte2129
      @beastfte2129 10 месяцев назад +6

      At school we say close enough for engineers

    • @chewymustard6426
      @chewymustard6426 10 месяцев назад +3

      As an engineer as well looks good on cad is some of the last words you'll say

    • @xenulus5282
      @xenulus5282 10 месяцев назад +5

      It's the same in civil engineering lol.
      Architect: This is my finest design and it will look amazing! Mr. Civil, make this work!
      Civil: *Looks at existing contours* 😨😨🫨🫨😵‍💫😵‍💫

    • @ksaab3946
      @ksaab3946 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@chewymustard6426 😂👍

    • @ksaab3946
      @ksaab3946 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@xenulus5282 very true 😂😂

  • @mrrusss510
    @mrrusss510 9 месяцев назад +1124

    Quality manager : hey this datum doesn’t line up
    Production manager: Ship it

  • @johnclarce6894
    @johnclarce6894 8 месяцев назад +1

    Engineer: "Modern problems requires Modern solutions problems."

  • @MarkValascun
    @MarkValascun 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bro need a box with a wobble drive in it🤯💀

  • @noosebrother
    @noosebrother 10 месяцев назад +188

    our engineers gave me this gem once "yeah it didn't fit in CAD too."

    • @Root_T
      @Root_T 10 месяцев назад +16

      that's the words of someone who was told to send it anyway

    • @jacobbreitinger6789
      @jacobbreitinger6789 10 месяцев назад

      HAHA yes. Love that so many real engineering people are in the comments.

  • @matthewpaul7222
    @matthewpaul7222 10 месяцев назад +745

    Dad's been an engineer for 50 + years... "no that group of engineers said fuck you" ima take his word

  • @MyHandleDownThere
    @MyHandleDownThere 6 месяцев назад

    it is not hate- it is incompetence.

  • @KingDavidIII
    @KingDavidIII 6 месяцев назад

    actual automotive engineer here. These drive-trains are often shared amongst several vehicle programs and these tolerance issues would require retooling the drive train or chassis for each program which costs time & money. this isn't done intentionally, its a side effect of saving money.

  • @ball_of_wires
    @ball_of_wires 10 месяцев назад +991

    Actually, while the engineer was adjusting the hole in his CAD software, the cat came along messed with mouse.

    • @CapitalWorksPro
      @CapitalWorksPro 10 месяцев назад +17

      This is plausible given that he's working on a Nissan.

    • @ericlederman3516
      @ericlederman3516 10 месяцев назад +2

      Username checks out.

    • @macster5187
      @macster5187 10 месяцев назад +10

      Cat Aided Design

    • @anthonyborrazas6289
      @anthonyborrazas6289 10 месяцев назад +2

      Is the cat the financial department that ordered the motor mounts? Because they where cheaper?

    • @johnydsmithson6834
      @johnydsmithson6834 10 месяцев назад

      Or his "my 300lb life" dropout wife shook it after waddling to the fridge

  • @user181
    @user181 10 месяцев назад +499

    I completely relate to this. I’m an engineer who actually likes building & repairing things, but I firmly believe that engineers should be required to work hands-on with their own designs.

    • @iowafarmboy
      @iowafarmboy 10 месяцев назад +17

      Yeup. Am an engineer in the ag industry. I do hands on with almost all of my designs.
      The hard part comes when some companies have unions. Engineers can't go hands on, cause you're "taking the job" of the techs...

    • @brimmed
      @brimmed 10 месяцев назад +13

      That's the biggest issue, not many engineers get field experience. I'm an electrical engineer at a utility and still have to get out to the field or talk to construction about things. Isn't til you get some field work that you really get the full picture

    • @chalkopirate
      @chalkopirate 10 месяцев назад +10

      They don't let you do that anymore because it is 'too dangerous' and 'you aren't trained for it so you can't do it' like they said that my engineering team can't solder on its own anymore because we need lead solder and lead is apparently too dangerous for people with phd's to handle because they weren't specifically trained for that.

    • @onestoptechnologies7305
      @onestoptechnologies7305 10 месяцев назад

      I just posted this... before I saw your post!

    • @parkerolson5713
      @parkerolson5713 10 месяцев назад

      Yes I completely agree

  • @samuelkrinninger3060
    @samuelkrinninger3060 7 месяцев назад +1

    I highly recommend for those torx bolts to get a set of grip edge torx bit sockets. I’ve stripped those out with regular ones before and when I bought my set of grip edges, haven’t had an issue since. Highly highly recommended

    • @mr2_mike
      @mr2_mike 7 месяцев назад

      Never knew these existed. Thanks.

  • @DrTimWhatleyDDS
    @DrTimWhatleyDDS 6 месяцев назад

    As someone who couldn’t do what mechanics OR engineers are capable of, I have no opinion on this matter, hope you work it out, and salute you both.

  • @martyk1156
    @martyk1156 10 месяцев назад +403

    That's not an access hole. That is a fixture hole that is used when welding the body together at the factory. If the engineers were aware you were using it as an access hole they would figure out a way to delete it and make you remove the engine.

    • @calebz1448
      @calebz1448 10 месяцев назад +23

      I laughed way too hard at this 😂 but it's accurate. They would say it's not rated for torque to be passed through the structural tin can they cobbled together

    • @Its0kToBeWhite
      @Its0kToBeWhite 10 месяцев назад

      Exactly.... once this video goes viral were all fuked...
      I say we kick his ass!!

    • @aarongolden7568
      @aarongolden7568 10 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @boxoffisa
      @boxoffisa 10 месяцев назад +3

      Lmao.

    • @soccerguy2433
      @soccerguy2433 10 месяцев назад +1

      Knew or new?

  • @Nexus-6
    @Nexus-6 10 месяцев назад +243

    Mechanics - "Why do you engineers hate us?"
    Engineers -"We don't think about you at all."

    • @stefanwalicord2512
      @stefanwalicord2512 10 месяцев назад +8

      The tragic secret

    • @joshualane8524
      @joshualane8524 10 месяцев назад +15

      Engineers - “sure let me just put it up a few-“
      Budgeting - “ The hell you are.”
      Manufacturing - “😂 look at you with the jokes”

    • @Giborski
      @Giborski 10 месяцев назад +6

      Im going to presume theres another engine option available on that vehicle where the hole lines up, but they didnt bother changing the body to account for those changes in other configurations.

    • @korinogaro
      @korinogaro 10 месяцев назад

      @@Giborski well a company that is not a piece of retarded shit would just have 2 holes. One would work with one engine option and other would work with other engine option.

    • @dantethewhitewolf
      @dantethewhitewolf 10 месяцев назад +1

      They hardly think period looking at that design

  • @sweezy7455
    @sweezy7455 7 месяцев назад +1

    My Grand Prix GXP is the same damn way man. Had to take it to the shop to get my tensioner off as well. Felt so defeated. I really didn't want to have to drop my motor.

  • @jerrybivin3381
    @jerrybivin3381 10 месяцев назад +332

    As a structural mechanic for airplanes I feel this on a deep personal level

    • @TheYaegerjeusmc
      @TheYaegerjeusmc 9 месяцев назад +9

      Was a hyd mech… my knuckles would like a word with your profession.

    • @travispenner7482
      @travispenner7482 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@TheYaegerjeusmcI bet he never touched a line with hydro in it, and if he had them his coveralls are clean

    • @D3cepti0ns
      @D3cepti0ns 9 месяцев назад +1

      What probably happened is the team working on the tensioner forgot to mention to the body people they moved the tensioner slightly because they don't deal will access issues and don't have to think about it. The two teams designing this aren't at fault, it's the 3rd team of system engineers that failed to notice and by the time it was noticed, during manufacturing probably, it was too costly to change according to the accountants, so blame them as well.

  • @ItzMorphinTime22
    @ItzMorphinTime22 10 месяцев назад +84

    Mechanic: "Why do you hate us?"
    Engineers: "We don't like your tone." **Opens CAD**

  • @echohunt3386
    @echohunt3386 5 месяцев назад

    we saw that one and told the interns we didnt feel the math that day.
    the interns tried their best.

  • @vicwiseman6038
    @vicwiseman6038 7 месяцев назад

    Real simple, the engineer had a side-hustle making a socket adaptor which enables you to reach the bolt.

  • @THOMASS_P
    @THOMASS_P 10 месяцев назад +635

    "today we drill a hole here"

    • @connerruss6012
      @connerruss6012 10 месяцев назад +3

      And thats how you kill someone

    • @Batman-ro7mh
      @Batman-ro7mh 10 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@connerruss6012what?

    • @aimlowfishing2724
      @aimlowfishing2724 10 месяцев назад +8

      Considering it's a Nissan your probably right drill a hole in the fender well ,it may fall apart.

    • @MrEvtmazda
      @MrEvtmazda 10 месяцев назад +5

      One small hole drilled correctly and then painted to prevent rust wont destroy the frame

    • @infernaldaedra
      @infernaldaedra 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@MrEvtmazdathat's what the last dude said before he drilled a hole and killed someone. Lol

  • @dougstenger4085
    @dougstenger4085 10 месяцев назад +548

    The engineers should have to show mechanics how to do it before getting paid.

    • @jaxturner7288
      @jaxturner7288 10 месяцев назад +31

      Lol they literally type out the service procedures step by step with pictures so the field technicians don’t even have to pay close attention one time or remember how to do anything, except for how to read and follow directions.
      Some just forget they can read over time and some live in complete denial of the service manuals existence.
      When you can’t figure a repair out just ask yourself, which one are you.
      And then go read some tsb’s and search for service procedure updates and check for special tools.
      If after all that you are still baffled only then can you start cursing the engineers in preparation for calling tech support hotline.

    • @dougstenger4085
      @dougstenger4085 10 месяцев назад +46

      I'm actually an aircraft mechanic but I've done lots of prototype work where I've had to work closely with engineers. I've asked engineers why the hole in the bulkhead that's used to remove a bolt can't just line up with the bolt rather than making the mechanics remove half the accessories, or jack the engine to get to that bolt. They just look at me like I've asked the stupidest question ever. It's a matter of respect and that's why the old engineers tend to be successful with a whole lot less effort, they listen. I get the impression that most engineers never even talk to the mechanic.
      I'll have to admit that some manuals are very well written but the design process rarely seems try and simplify the maintenance process. In the end, the customer is the one who suffers.

    • @zakowski4043
      @zakowski4043 10 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@jaxturner7288I probably have more training hours and certifications than you could even dream of. If you've done vehicle repairs or recalls half the pictures are not of "complete" vehicles they're of staged models. The repair procedure and TSBs can only get you so far
      The fact is engineers only know X+Y=Z (because math said so)...

    • @eshanroveran7850
      @eshanroveran7850 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@jaxturner7288As a mechanic and restoration hobbyist you’re dead wrong And I could bet anything that not only have I been working on cars And tractors probably longer then you’ve been alive I’ve one hundred percent read more service manuals
      Engineers simply make mistakes due to oversight. It’s not unheard of it’s not because people can’t read it’s because it’s just a simple disconnect from the reality of having to service or maintain something they’ve designed.
      An engineer can be overwhelmed with figuring out how to get everything to fit and function properly in a design so it’s only natural that sometimes quality of life for servicing is put on the back burner
      It’s a pain in the ass but it’s just how the world is it’s not like engineers Are dumb or have some sort of grudge. It’s just oversight it happens with everything
      But boy let me tell you when you work on some things it really really does seem like the engineer was huffing glue but I think we usually know deep down that nothing can be perfect and every product And profession can and will have its own quirks

    • @zakowski4043
      @zakowski4043 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@eshanroveran7850 I was the youngest TTEN instructor in the world. Respectfully you have no idea who you're talking to

  • @scarlettdeadshotanti-b.s.3206
    @scarlettdeadshotanti-b.s.3206 5 месяцев назад

    As a engineer and a mechanic I take pride in all my work and making sure it's able to be worked on with minimal effort.
    I of the mind that if you are a engineer working on a product while in design and prototype phase you should be going over every component to make sure everything meshes with everything else and is easy to access.
    But company's don't want reliable custom original cars that work they want cars that have to be fixed or just plain replaced and nothing is built to last or be truly fixed anymore. Not by the average person.

  • @Real_PK
    @Real_PK 7 месяцев назад

    3 different engineers designed the engine, support and engine mount. It's likely the position of the engine was changed late in the design after the hole location was finalized in the support. The issue wasn't caught until preproduction.The program manager justified not scraping the supports and delaying the program because "all you need to do is drop the engine". The mistake was made by a communication break down in engineering, it was made permanent by management.

  • @shanenewhook2551
    @shanenewhook2551 10 месяцев назад +547

    I work at a nissan dealership and sir I sure do agree with you that they hate us lol 😢

    • @FeZerret
      @FeZerret 10 месяцев назад

      Renault hates everything that isnt french, thats why nissan sucks ass

    • @solidtank7957
      @solidtank7957 10 месяцев назад +8

      Nissan engineers are sadistic

    • @friedpickles342
      @friedpickles342 10 месяцев назад +4

      I couldn't sleep at night if I worked at any dealership

    • @manlypineapple1806
      @manlypineapple1806 10 месяцев назад +2

      As a nissan owner I agree. I feel like they only design shit with the part there bolting on and the peice it bolts onto completely ignoring everything else around it

    • @jkeelsnc
      @jkeelsnc 9 месяцев назад

      And Nissan is crap now anyway and has been ever since they merged with Renault years ago. I rented a Versa last year and it seems like half the parts under the hood were stamped with Renault. Nissan doesn’t even hide the fact. Garbage cars especially their CVT gearboxes. Throw away cars.

  • @dborne
    @dborne 10 месяцев назад +183

    "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence"

    • @wraithTAS
      @wraithTAS 9 месяцев назад +6

      Absolutely. They don’t get to see the finished product and someone left out a number or slipped the decimal point.

    • @criticaltexan2334
      @criticaltexan2334 9 месяцев назад +4

      This. I once got a call to weld a hydraulic suspension line on a Mercedes. Customer was an engineer for Boeing, and he somehow thought that epoxy was gonna fix the hydraulic line that he literally cut in half for whatever reason.
      Engineers are just tards who get paid to overthink everything.

    • @bambjr6045
      @bambjr6045 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@criticaltexan2334and then focus on the wrong thing, and are paid to screw over others who will work on the product later on, thereby netting those mechanics(/whomever) a bigger paycheck due to more work done due to bad design? Is that an innocent enemy or a mischievous ally?
      We're all just dumbass humans, nobody cares unless they choose to. Who would? We dont get paid enough.

    • @booyakashaboy7250
      @booyakashaboy7250 9 месяцев назад

      Never? That may apply here but say i.e. for politicians. Those MFers are all about malice.👹

  • @btd7477
    @btd7477 6 месяцев назад

    20 years ago, there was a rotary mower called a Ransome Ar250. On the production line, the engine would drop in just fine. only problem was there was no clearance to fully un-thread the oil filter. So mechanics started cutting holes in the side frames to fully un-thread the oil filter. 3 years down the road, the size of the hole needed was big enough to cause the side frame to rust and eventually fail.

  • @Mladjasmilic
    @Mladjasmilic 4 месяца назад

    I was woking on design of locking system on some van. It shared the ground wire for locking motor and locking sensor, and used the same wireing form a car. It being a van, it had more powerful locking motors, so higher current caused locking sensors to glitch, sometimes. But we were notmallowed to chage the wireing. So we had to engineer our way around the problem by ignoring sensor signal for 1s.
    I hated my job so much.

  • @StrayGuitarist
    @StrayGuitarist 10 месяцев назад +277

    Honestly, my theory is that it’s made much harder to prevent the layman from doing the maintenance themselves. Get people to take it to the dealership.

    • @leviswranglers2813
      @leviswranglers2813 10 месяцев назад +42

      Exactly! And the dealership only wants to use OEM parts. Right to Repair should probably be taken more seriously.

    • @mattjohnson2537
      @mattjohnson2537 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@leviswranglers2813 we use whatever parts the customer wants.

    • @Dysan72
      @Dysan72 10 месяцев назад +4

      Even simpler answer. They don't think about maintenance. Or at least the work required for maintenance.

    • @blazetownsend8785
      @blazetownsend8785 10 месяцев назад +3

      No, it was designed to be installed as part of the front assembly, which includes suspension and steering parts. It was designed to just slip up and be bolted into place. They never thought about anything other than time for install and saving money by using already existing parts to cut costs for higher profit margins out the door. That may not have been the initial design engineers thought as that part gets warped once production engineers get their hands on it as they have to find ways to get the same result at a cheaper price.

    • @walterdanner6372
      @walterdanner6372 10 месяцев назад

      I disagree, never sell yourself short, you either wanna do it, or you don't, stop making excuses. Simp

  • @bighaze1991
    @bighaze1991 10 месяцев назад +99

    Because we tried to tell a Project Manager there was an issue but got out voted and told to hurry up and sell it.

    • @knighthawk3110
      @knighthawk3110 10 месяцев назад

      Right? These dumbasses really think the engineer has the final say so on everything NO MATTER HWHAT.

    • @user181
      @user181 10 месяцев назад +1

      Based.

    • @microdesigns2000
      @microdesigns2000 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yes, engineers only get one shot. And often engineers are bad at that.

    • @TealJosh
      @TealJosh 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@microdesigns2000Everyone is bad at getting a design right in a single go.

    • @microdesigns2000
      @microdesigns2000 10 месяцев назад

      @@TealJosh that's normally true depending on the project. But I've seen a few engineers who are very careful and get it right the first time more than not. But these use a lot of time in doing so. Others just want to buzz on our and get home to a beer every night like a young construction worker. These tend to be more sloppy and take little pride in their work. I often wonder why they got into engineering, with no passion for the work at all.
      For 13 years I lead an engineering team. One of my engineers made a lot of mistakes and I started to get a lot of complaints from our technicians. I took them seriously and listened to what they had to say. I asked, "how much time per week would you say you have to fix his mistakes" to which they responded, "about two to four hours and sometimes s little more". I thought about this for a bit and responded, "this engineer does three times the work of my other engineers. I don't want to ask him to slow down because he is very productive. But I will spend some time with him to improve his accuracy". I asked for a few months to improve things and the technicians agreed. The engineer did show down a little and his accuracy really improved. This engineer was one of the few who took personal responsibility for high output and kept an eye on the calendar. He was like a unicorn and I miss him.

  • @mothsinamansuit
    @mothsinamansuit 7 месяцев назад +1

    As a diesel mechanic, I would’ve just made another hole and then went find the entering department and Ugga dugga a new hole in their office door.

  • @Auhbseluhte
    @Auhbseluhte 6 месяцев назад +1

    the Common Man sees this "Problem" - drill hole with cuirclar bit and proceeds to access tensioner bolt. - SOLVED -

  • @JGSmash
    @JGSmash 10 месяцев назад +391

    Three things that changed my life, wobbles, swivels, and ratcheting wrenches.

    • @Zach-gg6ct
      @Zach-gg6ct 10 месяцев назад +2

      Thank you, was saying that this whole video 😂

    • @regiscidal9078
      @regiscidal9078 10 месяцев назад +4

      theres less than an inch clearance to put those attachments on and TORQUE it in a small area. this is not smart and doesn’t convince any one human or otherwise that we are smart

    • @juicetang5079
      @juicetang5079 10 месяцев назад +3

      Doesn't change the fact it's a ridiculous design choice

    • @williamhenson2929
      @williamhenson2929 10 месяцев назад

      @@regiscidal9078 pretty sure all Torque spec's are just, so tight you cant turn it by hand and 3 taps with a hammer. Of course the factory wouldn't tell you.

    • @xXxTeenSplayer
      @xXxTeenSplayer 10 месяцев назад +1

      The fact that this guy doesn't have one makes me think not too highly of him.. Drop the engine down?!? Are you kidding me? 🤣

  • @ikamony
    @ikamony 10 месяцев назад +344

    Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

    • @gunsite45
      @gunsite45 10 месяцев назад +10

      Ooo love this. This solves about 99% of conspiracy theories too.

    • @drflannelxd904
      @drflannelxd904 10 месяцев назад +1

      Suuure, a grease monkey vs someone who is actually educated, it's definitely not malice 🤡

    • @gunsite45
      @gunsite45 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@drflannelxd904 I don't think engineers set out to create difficulty on purpose. Through thousands of design decisions things get overlooked or compromises are made due to timelines and budgets.
      That said, I think there's business reasoning that repairs that require more labor and skills result in higher revenues for dealerships... So, perhaps they don't lose sleep when things like this arise?

    • @mjracaniello
      @mjracaniello 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@drflannelxd904ok buddy

    • @Ryan-li8qc
      @Ryan-li8qc 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@gunsite4575% really because at this point conspiracy theories are news in a few months. Like whenever a "conspiracy theory" about covid came out. 4-6 months later it was fact all a sudden.

  • @Retro_Rides
    @Retro_Rides 7 месяцев назад

    this really is a Northstar V8 moment

  • @patricksmith1605
    @patricksmith1605 5 месяцев назад

    That's where it lines up during production.

  • @cyberdinedog2097
    @cyberdinedog2097 10 месяцев назад +223

    As a software engineer, I can confidently say it was because we have never once spoken to the mechanical engineers that sit about 60 feet away from us.

    • @tarantulapalp4295
      @tarantulapalp4295 10 месяцев назад +4

      That’s sad and frustrating

    • @robertsalazar2770
      @robertsalazar2770 10 месяцев назад +1

      This sadly the case in many projects.😢

    • @zbou23
      @zbou23 10 месяцев назад +10

      Youre not an engineer, youre a software developer.

    • @mattmurphy7030
      @mattmurphy7030 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@zbou23there are programmers and there are software engineers. They are not the same

    • @jamieboer3466
      @jamieboer3466 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@zbou23as an engineer, it's because they probably aren't even on the same continent as each other and one part was designed for a completely different car.

  • @jayrkos
    @jayrkos 10 месяцев назад +180

    "Just pissing on us without the courtesy of calling it rain"

    • @captain_context9991
      @captain_context9991 10 месяцев назад

      Thats what you get when everything is built in third world countries. America doesnt make a thing anymore for themselves, do they.

  • @halohm3130
    @halohm3130 7 месяцев назад +1

    This probaply there for the timing chain replacement, often where i work we do tensioner and pulleys to, and since we have to
    Drop the engine down. Pretty obvious but i rather make it loose earlier to

  • @tonycarter6424
    @tonycarter6424 6 месяцев назад

    People forget that cars are designed to be hard to work on

  • @chefcc90
    @chefcc90 10 месяцев назад +118

    Engineer definitely identified the issue in the design process. Told lead engineer of the issue. Was told to come up with a solution. They did so. Bean counter then came in and said make it even cheaper. The end

    • @fenixchief7
      @fenixchief7 9 месяцев назад

      The cheaper solution is not putting an access hole in at all...

  • @TheMike31b
    @TheMike31b 10 месяцев назад +385

    As a maintenance tech, i approve this message.

    • @jessewilliams6459
      @jessewilliams6459 10 месяцев назад +1

      You pretty much got it. Budget allows for a certain amount of labor, then the head of the dept says "send the cost to maintenance" because they're only really worried about their bonus, they might not even be there next year.

    • @lslslslslslslsl1
      @lslslslslslslsl1 10 месяцев назад +2

      As a machinist, I absolutely agree. I think engineers just hate techs and trades workers

    • @jessewilliams6459
      @jessewilliams6459 10 месяцев назад

      @@lslslslslslslsl1 No one hates you.

    • @TheMike31b
      @TheMike31b 4 месяца назад

      ​@@lslslslslslslsl1 ya no shit right?

  • @cidfacetious3722
    @cidfacetious3722 6 месяцев назад

    I used to be a mechanic but I got in a car accident a few years ago that wrecked my back. To be honest things like this really makes me not miss the job now the only car I will get a work on is my S 2000 and unfortunately the stupid AC just went out, that’s not the kind of work I enjoy

  • @patrickwellborn6252
    @patrickwellborn6252 6 месяцев назад

    Hands-on experience would probably benefit many design engineers, though who knows if that's the issue here. A coworker told me about working factory maintenance in another country, where all the plant engineers were non-degreed former maintenance guys--everything was built to maintain and easy to service (this was for an internationally known beer brand). By contrast, our brand-new plant in the USA had many things difficult/impossible to reach without cutting or other absurd steps. Crazy!

  • @kniteprince3798
    @kniteprince3798 10 месяцев назад +150

    As a mechanic, it is on my bucket list to slap an engineer

    • @MrSlientdeath
      @MrSlientdeath 10 месяцев назад +1

      Do you take suggestions?

    • @dingbop963
      @dingbop963 10 месяцев назад +2

      They hit back

    • @justinparsons2480
      @justinparsons2480 10 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@dingbop963Sorry CAD program doesn't work for that.

    • @0cypher0
      @0cypher0 10 месяцев назад +8

      Slapping engineers will result in access holes being moved sideways from that point on. Not only will we make you drop the engine, we'll force you to tilt it as well.

    • @squidvis
      @squidvis 10 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@0cypher0 Then engineers will continue to be slapped. In fact, engineer family members will start being slapped at that point. 😂😂😂

  • @jeramypompa
    @jeramypompa 10 месяцев назад +520

    I understand the frustration...usually there's a few cuss words and a busted knuckle before I just drill another hole and then ask myself why the hell didn't I do that to begin with.

    • @RoonMian
      @RoonMian 10 месяцев назад +14

      As an engineer: Don't just drill holes into the body of a car... We do a lot of computer modeling to end up at the exact shape a car body is... Drilling random holes into a cars messes with that a lot. :(

    • @ProtoV33MK1
      @ProtoV33MK1 10 месяцев назад +90

      ​@@RoonMianWell then put the damn access hole in the right place and we won't have to.

    • @jeramypompa
      @jeramypompa 10 месяцев назад +30

      @@RoonMian So you being an engineer, answer me this then. Why is is that you people make shit so hard to work on without special tools or having to pay someone a ridiculous amount of money to fix a problem that would otherwise be an easy fix.

    • @itsamk18-ish
      @itsamk18-ish 10 месяцев назад +19

      @@jeramypompabecause they want you to have to pay someone big money to fix it.

    • @reypolice5231
      @reypolice5231 10 месяцев назад +24

      @@jeramypompa
      You figure it out. They don't want you fixing it. They want you to go broke, paying a dealer shop and/or buying an overpriced one time tool, and/or buy a brand new even bigger piece of junk. Planned obsolescence.

  • @klazzera
    @klazzera 8 месяцев назад

    as an engineer I confirm this

  • @Aesthetics622
    @Aesthetics622 5 месяцев назад

    Asian engineers thinking " why u nooo doctaaa" we test your limit like in mortal kombat

  • @lancepage1914
    @lancepage1914 10 месяцев назад +477

    Yep they don't give a shit. As long as their robot arms can assemble it in the first place, that's all they care about.

    • @1stdragon123
      @1stdragon123 10 месяцев назад +41

      From what i know its mostly the ceos and stockholders who make this happen. The workers and designers would rather it work as intended and make something good.

    • @fabriglas
      @fabriglas 10 месяцев назад +26

      Accountants and managers have more influence in the decision making than the engineers. I always try to k.i.s.s. but if someone says otherwise with more clout I can do shit about it

    • @tjboylan20
      @tjboylan20 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@fabriglasexactly, the biggest issue is the finance department, all they care about it profits and they fuck the design team over

    • @Depl0rable10
      @Depl0rable10 10 месяцев назад +8

      No, the people at the top WANT it to be as hard as possible to repair the cars, so all the dealer specfic tools are needed to fix your car.
      They want them to be as hard to repair as cell phones

    • @Mr.-Fab
      @Mr.-Fab 10 месяцев назад +3

      As an engineer from Germany... Jup.. That's a damn good reason to do stuff 😂

  • @TheDragoon59
    @TheDragoon59 10 месяцев назад +68

    Having worked as a machinist for awhile, ill admit I thoroughly enjoyed being the middle-man in the war between mechanics and engineers.

  • @tafellappen8551
    @tafellappen8551 7 месяцев назад

    The electronics fixer in me is also not entirely convinced that someone was not incentivized to leave it

  • @bongocatsupreme
    @bongocatsupreme 6 месяцев назад

    if its a common issue its engineer, but if its a one off thing then its manufacture, thats why i strive to be a engineer/mechanic fix all our issues

  • @crabmannyjoe2
    @crabmannyjoe2 10 месяцев назад +81

    I think most of these kinds of things happen because it's different engineers working on different subsystems of the car at the same time and they never communicate between eachother very much. And they are engineered to be cheap and easy to assemble at the factory.

    • @HellcatGamin
      @HellcatGamin 10 месяцев назад +1

      No, because when they put their schematics and blueprint’s together, they see shit like that. They know what they’re doing

    • @shueibdahir
      @shueibdahir 10 месяцев назад

      @@HellcatGaminif you were banging your best friends mom and you were banging his mom aswell, would one of you find out?

    • @lordfarquad1735
      @lordfarquad1735 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@HellcatGamin you do know there are more than 1000 people that are involved in designing, and developing cars. So no it is not intentional just managed poorly

    • @robertvanderbaan3722
      @robertvanderbaan3722 10 месяцев назад

      There are actually mechanics that prove the ability to service. It's a requirement to pass this tollgate. There is a procedure you are paid to do, so use it..

    • @AndrewTSq
      @AndrewTSq 10 месяцев назад

      I loved how Audi did this on the older models. you get your audi tool for the job, fit it on the front, and then you can take the whole front of the car and drag it out, giving you plenty of room to work on the front of the engine.

  • @Spice
    @Spice 9 месяцев назад +190

    I got an answer for that! In one of the revisions, the bolt was lined up with the access hole. One thing lead to another, and they had to move the tensioner bolt, but forgot to move the access hole before the plans got approved and sent off for production. This happens a lot when you run into unexpected issues and have deadlines to meet.

    • @UN4SS1GN3D
      @UN4SS1GN3D 7 месяцев назад +12

      What an awful way to design cars

    • @unrealistic5996
      @unrealistic5996 7 месяцев назад +19

      @@UN4SS1GN3Dnot really. It’s extremely unrealistic to have to do a redesign and then recheck every single part and potential access port affected before resending. It’s still a shitty mistake to make, but that’s how iterative designing works

    • @googlewolly
      @googlewolly 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@UN4SS1GN3DCorrect.

    • @Voyajer.
      @Voyajer. 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@UN4SS1GN3D Management says we're spending too many hours on design rework.

    • @goddamnit
      @goddamnit 7 месяцев назад +3

      Welcome to capitalism and its shareholders requiring their short-term quarterly profits at any cost, and thus forcing the workers of the companies they're investing in to work quickly and release even quicklier, disregarding any issues that don't directly lead to major failure.

  • @cranfillnathan7411
    @cranfillnathan7411 4 месяца назад

    Need an Automotive Industry that focuses on Easy access for Mechanics again.

  • @ernestcotton9324
    @ernestcotton9324 6 месяцев назад

    The esay way to explain is, things that last do not come easy.
    Things that come easy do not last

  • @LovelyQueenLynn
    @LovelyQueenLynn 10 месяцев назад +74

    Thats what happens when you give 30 people access to a cad file and you have a huge pile of notes that you cant get through and you don't let the first shift polish the design on top of a huge time crunch, engineers didn't do anything on purpose

    • @TonyRule
      @TonyRule 10 месяцев назад +3

      Bean counters run the show now. It's all arsebackwards.

    • @daslynnter9841
      @daslynnter9841 10 месяцев назад +4

      Ok thats fair on an engine, but when you have to disassemble a whole door for a fuckin door handle. Only like five things in a car door, why they all gotta cover the one torx bit that needs to come off to switch the handle.
      On second thought, the fact cars use torx bits is proof engineers do this shit on purpose. I have the same hex socket set, flat head, and Phillips head bits from when i started years ago, any torxbits i use regularly are max 8 months before they sheer, and the bolts strip more often.

    • @joec.2768
      @joec.2768 10 месяцев назад +1

      It's immaterial that you need to replace a torx bit slightly more often if it speeds up automated mass production and leads type a more consistent torque.
      Let's do it the dumbest way possible because it's easiest for you mentality. The cost of putting one straight blade screw on there just so you can have a slightly easier time is in the realm of tens of thousands of dollars minimum.

    • @LovelyQueenLynn
      @LovelyQueenLynn 10 месяцев назад +1

      Guys, you don't understand, it's not the engineers fault, its the fact that the project manager isn't an engineer so they don't care that the car isn't done.

  • @alexisfritts6945
    @alexisfritts6945 10 месяцев назад +179

    As a factory worker who deals with some really silly engineering issues day in and day out… I feel ya

    • @shawnmuluka
      @shawnmuluka 9 месяцев назад +2

      No u don’t… one thing to build it… another thing to fix it with rusted bolts and car parts that falling apart or rusted beyond 😂… I take your job building it brand new

    • @thegametravler
      @thegametravler 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@shawnmuluka ... I understand him

  • @ShaunPrince
    @ShaunPrince 6 месяцев назад

    Amen brother. I'm keeping my 79' Chevy for this exact reason.

  • @tsurutuneado5981
    @tsurutuneado5981 7 месяцев назад

    The actual access hole is a bit more upwards, you need to take the engine mount off and jack the engine up to access it from above, it's pretty easy

  • @michaelhowell2541
    @michaelhowell2541 10 месяцев назад +852

    Every engineer needs to work on what they make for a year!

    • @andrewcopple7075
      @andrewcopple7075 9 месяцев назад +9

      Heck yes.

    • @retr0238
      @retr0238 9 месяцев назад +3

      Agreed

    • @HASHBAR710
      @HASHBAR710 9 месяцев назад +14

      When me and my colleagues engineered the 2020 Sentra we had to

    • @williamtrieu7085
      @williamtrieu7085 9 месяцев назад +29

      In my company the engineer had to be on the shop floor when their design was being assembled. No hiding from their fuck ups.

    • @nicholassano2854
      @nicholassano2854 9 месяцев назад +11

      As a computer engineer, I completely agree any engineer worth their salt should be able to put together and take apart the thing they design before presenting it as a possible solution ask by the company.

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 10 месяцев назад +12

    Because an engineer made something beautiful and then 27 different management meetings, commitees and a budget discussion ruined it

  • @thatjokerperson7062
    @thatjokerperson7062 4 месяца назад

    The government should make a longevity act, basically saying manufacturers have to cover labor for repairs for 10 years unlimited miles

  • @edgeofentropy3492
    @edgeofentropy3492 4 месяца назад +1

    Two possibilities:
    1. They did it on accident. Trust me, that is possible.
    2. They did it on purpose to piss of mechanics "encouraging" owners to bring it into the dealers.
    You be the judge.

  • @xpatsteve
    @xpatsteve 10 месяцев назад +36

    As a technician, I always felt my job was to fix things the engineers designed so they would actually work.

    • @stefan514
      @stefan514 10 месяцев назад +1

      If that makes you feel better 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @crowe6961
      @crowe6961 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@stefan514 Ah, an engineer with an ego so big it has developed a gravity well. How predictable.

    • @KANEK0001
      @KANEK0001 9 месяцев назад +2

      Exactly. One time I tried to explain to an engineer that what he wanted was straight up impossible. Hes response was: "I'm the one who as the engineer degree, so just do what I say". I obviously did not, so he proceeded do call his boss to the job site. Resolution: as soon as his boss listened to what he wanted, he fired him on the spot.😂 His boss was pissed. It wasn't the first time he f up.

    • @jamesw1659
      @jamesw1659 9 месяцев назад +1

      A technician cannot do what engineers do. An engineer can do what a technician does.

    • @xpatsteve
      @xpatsteve 9 месяцев назад

      Actually, the people that can't do what a technician does are the engineers. Most technicians could easily replace an engineer.@@jamesw1659

  • @C0BALTWARRI0R19
    @C0BALTWARRI0R19 10 месяцев назад +15

    My dad was a mechanic, and his theory was money. He figured they make it hard for the average person to do it so that you end up taking it to the dealership so they can charge insane rates to work on it.

    • @jje8182
      @jje8182 10 месяцев назад +3

      Exactly. That's what John Deere does, too.

    • @ComedicLetter
      @ComedicLetter 10 месяцев назад +1

      Sounds more like the businessmen telling engineers what to do to make life hard for mechanics

    • @wolf2179
      @wolf2179 10 месяцев назад

      This used to be true. The video however demonstrates a perfect example of the disconnect between the engineer/designer and the person that reads the drawings and makes the cuts or produces the part. This routinely happens in construction all the time between the architect and the actual builders. The builders are typically the ones that read something wrong they caught the mistake too late to fix it so they had to come up with some weird fix that stands out lol.

  • @JohnSmith-ck3cq
    @JohnSmith-ck3cq 6 месяцев назад

    True story. I had a co-worker who called tech support, waited online for 20 minutes. Told the guy that came on, " I don't need any help, I got it fixed. I just want you to look up the engineer and punch him in the throat for me. " We've all thought that. But he's the only guy I knew that waited 20 minutes just to say it.😅

  • @shawnburbank8461
    @shawnburbank8461 6 месяцев назад

    Thumbs up 4 the anger.....fight the power!!!

  • @thefinalkayakboss
    @thefinalkayakboss 4 месяца назад

    They didnt even think about that. They designed this car to go together quickly on a line nobody gives a shit about fixing it when it breaks. Nobody has in a long time. And i get it, ive done this job. Wish id had that badass headlamp when it was my turn