Granted, if it was a one on one, Jotaro would've actually won. Having to protect Jolyne and the rest stopped from being able to use time stop effectively.
ant1h4t3rz With Part 3 and Part 4 Jotaro I presume? Imo, not as intimidating as two sheer heart attacks, cause Sheer Heart Attack will never stop, while Star Platinum's scary ability, time stop (Suta Purachina! Za Warudo!), can only be used a few times because it would tire both Jotaros out after enough uses.
I think Jotaro was the type to read a lot of books ,but he basically knew nothing about technology,I mean did you see the library he had in his house ?
Josuke: "Joestar-san! Star Platinum is invincible! Do you have a plan to win this?!" Joseph: "Yeah I do!" Josuke: "Nani?! What is it?" Joseph: "Star Platinum is the ultimate combat stand. However it's not entirely invincible - it has one weakness: its range is complete shit! Jotaro can't beat the shit out of us without getting closer! And even with the power of Za Warudo, Jotaro can only move in stopped time for a few seconds. That's our ticket to survival!" Josuke: "So what do we do?" Joseph: *slaps the side of his own thigh* "We'll use our legs!" Josuke: "What for?" Joseph: "NIGERUNDAYO, JOSUKE-KUN!!!"
I feel like this happening in an OVA... Jolyne: Be careful, his stand can turn stands into disks to steal them! Jotaro: Disks? Like cassettes? Awkward silence. Chibi Jolyne flying across the screen: *Genereshon gaapuuuuu*
"Answer me! Which one is Yoshikage Kira?"
-Yoshikage Kira
*half Yoshikage Kira
@@renisyuy well technically he is the Kira of the Alternate Universe
@@renisyuy *Kira Yoshikage
@@renisyuy *yosh ki/ikage ra
More like josuke+yoshikage
Jotaro's confusion and Jolyne's "Generation Gappu!" gives me life.
First comment in a year, you're welcome
Cd
"Wait whats a disc?"
"Lol, boomer."
Ok boomer
@H M you MIGHT not have been the first to dislike someone's comment OR reply, because the comments and replies' dislike count does NOT work
“Dad watch out, that gay guy can steal stands with his disc.”
Pucci: "Guilty as charge/"
Lol what is a disc
GENATATION GAPPU
The hell's a disk?!
Yannkam 212 i'd give u a like but u have 69 now so it wouldn't be nice to screw it
What is a...
D I S C U ?
Jo2ke: "Which one is Kira?"
Me: "Both of them and a half of you. You could say there are two and a half Kira there."
"Killa, Killa, Queen! Killa, Killa Queen!" "Kira, kira, kira, kira! BITES ZA DUSTO!!!" "Killa, Killa, Queen, Killa, Killa... Queeeen."
(Two and a half Kiras. The theme song.)
So THAT'S why Two and a Half Men is done...
Trance please tell me you're joking?
theres also that ghost kira guy. we dont talk about him tho
Oh
"Just leave this to me."
NIGERUNDAYOOOO JOSUKEEEE
Shame that Josuke refuses to run from a fight.
@@BuddinGHP lol
Josuke: I refuse
GENERESHO GAPPU
Why does your face fit the comment?
Mr. Cuddlesworth it just works
Part 8 Josuke is also called Gappy
jolyne's iq is not one to be considered a jojos
Dude she said it so cutely??
I'm pretty certain that Jotaro cannot give birth at all.
If the plot ever required him to I'm sure Star Platinum could make it happen somehow...
Swing Thing Star Platinum would get the ability to give birth of necessary
@@juanokug4 i mean hell isnt there even a stand around the concept of birth
giornos stand creates life
@@user-hz7pk9vb6z i dont think its that one
"I've got to fight Jotaro but Star Platinum's Invincible"
Some might say he has no weakness
Bef1234 KOCHI WO MIRO
But Paper cuts Rock.
Some say Heaven is over Stars
Very fast gay priest moving at infinite hihg speeds
I prefer Over Heaven Jotaro
Star platinum might be invincible but diamond is unbreakable
@@doubledio3061 Nope, Star Platinum and Jotaro were defeated twice.
If Pucci had obtained Whitesnake more recently he would've had the power to turn stands and memories into pendrives.
►Voltron Bugzilla◄ If he gained even more recently
The memory would be in form of cloud storage.
Elon Musk then develops the first IoT Stand...
OH MY GOD
l i a r. the first iot stand is clearly paisley park
With 16Gb he would'nt need a whell of DISCs just a file with them
DIO: I never would've thought you'd give birth to a daughter jotaro
Jotaro: who is.... wait DAUGHTER!!
ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇs well in the senran kaguya game he is
Kakyoin did you lay this egg?
Wut?
Username
thAts exactly what I was thinking
Jotaro: and i did never imagine you would have THREE
Giorno: Sick burn...wait wHAT
0:27
Jotaro: The hell is a disc?
Jolyne: GENREASHION GAPPU
That Generation gappu defeated both !
*that Dident answer my question jolyne*
But... Laser disc
Yare yare daze
@@jarrelw8208 Jotaro !
Kira: we’re gonna blow you away until their’s no trace left!
Kira2: with our bombs!
Josuke 4: Oh my god they’re finishing each other’s sentences!
Your next line is "What a beautiful Duwang"!
..finishing each other's sanwiches using a woman's hand too!
Josuke 4: oh my god they’re finishing each others-
Josuke 8: sandwiches
The like button:
Kira: how should I say this, I have a boner
@@Reirek This joke works on so many different levels
Jotaro: "Wait... Did you just say disc? Is it like a cassette?"
Jolyne: "Ok boomer"
U only got 8 likes in a whole year here? Wow
Now its almost 200 likes
Star platinum has no weakness.
Unless you are a fast gay priest
Or a rat
A very fast gay priest
Granted, if it was a one on one, Jotaro would've actually won. Having to protect Jolyne and the rest stopped from being able to use time stop effectively.
Can’t spell “gay priest” without
R A T
Dak Jacobs No it’s unless you have daughter
Pucci: “I’ll cut off the Joestar bloodline right here and now!”
Josuke and Giorno: “Am I a joke to you?”
Pucci: "Yes, yes you are!"
Yeah but let's be real, those two are gay as hell, they ain't having no blood kids.
Rykiel and Ungalo?
@@evyevolution7509 those two and Giorno are part of the Dio bloodline
@@dantevitale5714 fr, josuke is homiesexual and will never want to get a girlfriend and Giorno, is just gay…
Dio: “i’d nether think you’d give birth to a child, Jotaro!”
Jotaro: “no my wife did”
"nether"
Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?
@@tomlawson4713 kakyoin aint the wife
@@tomlawson4713 didnt bro die
@@REMOVEMAUGAFROMTHEGAMENOW it’s literally a running joke in the community bro ☠️
Does this mean Pucci was confused as fuck too when he started pulling mixtapes out of people?
nocturn333 pucci: stealing bars since 2011
What if someone during the 1700s got Whitesnake? "What the fuc k is this round thing"
RHTheMadKing "what in Sam hill is that object you pulled of thin air"
RHTheMadKing Or even in ancient times?
"How did you pull a discus out of me?!"
Obsidiron Pumicia 1700s: "by God what kind of spheric object did you pull out of my cranium"
DIO, men can’t give birth...
Auvisome.
But they can *L A Y E G G S*
Well nobody ever said Jotaro couldn't be a transman.
Ask Kakyoin then
I guess DIO must have saw Junior(1994) when that movie was released in the theaters!🤣
I meannnn seahorses can
Gotta love that Kosaku finished Kira's sentence, Imao
There's another one
It was from DIO and Dio
They says:
DIO: The ruler of the world is..
Dio: KONO DIO DA (It was I, Dio!)
Theres also Dio + Dio:
''Who do you think could beat DIO and Dio?!''
Hail TheQueen That’s Kira as well.
My dad has a black friend named Pucchi, should i be worried?
If your name is one of Giorno, Donatello, Rikiel, or Ungalo, then yes you should be very concerned
Savion the generic edgelord YES
Act like you don't know anything about his plans until his facial hair changes)
You're so dad
Only if he's a priest.
Kira and Kira are an unbeatable combo👍🔥💀
They have *NO* weaknesses!
ZA AMBULANCE
Two Sheer Heart Attacks. O.o
two Star Platinums?
ant1h4t3rz With Part 3 and Part 4 Jotaro I presume? Imo, not as intimidating as two sheer heart attacks, cause Sheer Heart Attack will never stop, while Star Platinum's scary ability, time stop (Suta Purachina! Za Warudo!), can only be used a few times because it would tire both Jotaros out after enough uses.
i swear jolyne's "generation gappu" is the cutest thing in this entire game
and Joseph's Japi Urepi
"im supposed to go against jotaro but this star platinum keeps kicking my ass" (?
"Is it TheStand18?"
yeah, TheStand18 (?
patoxcis L I think you got that from game of war ad??
yeh, it was because of the meme it made in that time
Just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape.... STARU PULATINUM, ZA WARUDO!!!! Just like that...
Any one of these kira's could be the real kira
Dank spongebob reference
Well
Its just
Two and a half kira now so
Generation GA-PPU
"What's a disc? Is that like a cassette?"
Jotaro, discs had been around for 5 years by the time Stardust Crusaders happened, shut your mouth.
To be fair, there us a difference between when something was invented and when something becomes widely available.
The internet also existed around the 60's already... Still, it wasnt widely used since the start of the 2000's.
I think Jotaro was the type to read a lot of books ,but he basically knew nothing about technology,I mean did you see the library he had in his house ?
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou Yeah, that'd make sense. Plus, he did become a Marine Biologist so we know that he's a nerd.
He was also in prision
DIO: "I never would have thought you'd give birth to a daughter, Jotaro."
Jotaro: "... Ouch that hurt ;-;...."
@Stevean2 bad translation. DIO is just saying that Jotaro sired a daughter, don’t take the giving birth part literally lol
Why does Jotaro not know what a disc is? CDs were invented in 1982, and Pucci first got his stand at the same time as Jotaro (1988)
BalaTheHero9 Araki forgot
opalander you mean, the writers of this game, not araki himself
To be fair, he played his first video game when he was 17, he might just really not be up to pop culture and that kinda stuff.
🤔🤔 that makes a lot of sensw
"my only frame of reference for music is my grandfather, who was born in the 20's"
Jotaro: "Back in my day, we only have cassette."
Jolyne: "Ok, boomer."
Generation Gappu!
Jolyne Saying "Generation Gap" was the cutest shit ever, and I will protect her
(Warning, spoilers in the replies for Stone Ocean)
Okay, Annasui.
But she's dead already
Some Body fine then, we’ll protect Irene k
Anasui?
Then people come saying that jojo is gay, jolyne best girl
"We managed to win somehow"
He knows how tough SP is
I really wonder how they lived
"This one is Kira, the other one is Kira... What?" - Okuyasu
Josuke 4: "Damn, I can't believe it..! Two Kiras?!"
Josuke 8: "Well...Two and a half..."
If Pucci got his stand 2018 he would create airpods and put stands in them
Jotaro, living in the 1980’s: the fuck’s a disc?
Jolyne: Generation gappuu~
"but star platinum's invincible!"
wait until part 6, Josuke, wait until part 6...
2:15 man really said gg before the match even started
Jolyne saying generation gapu would put me of resetting the universe
0:01
Jotaro: * Watches wife give birth to Jolyne *
Also Jotaro: So it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum.
Generation gappu!
JOLYNE! I FOUND HIM!
- "Hey, uhh, jolyne, i don't understand disks that good. Can you explain?"
- *GeNeRaTiOn GaP!*
Since when did jotaro give birth instead of his wife Dio lol
In Russia, Dolphin Fucks Jotaro
@@zentstar7x spare us the details, please.
Jotaro, did you lay this egg?
I guess Dario Brando never had "the talk" with Dio
COMMAS, MAN!
You made it sound like his wife is Dio!
0:57 "Which one of them is Yoshikage Kira"
Technically you brother.
DIO: Jotaro so it looks like you have a son!
Koichi: I'm not hi-
Jotaro: Yes my one and only child.
Josuke: "Joestar-san! Star Platinum is invincible! Do you have a plan to win this?!"
Joseph: "Yeah I do!"
Josuke: "Nani?! What is it?"
Joseph: "Star Platinum is the ultimate combat stand. However it's not entirely invincible - it has one weakness: its range is complete shit! Jotaro can't beat the shit out of us without getting closer! And even with the power of Za Warudo, Jotaro can only move in stopped time for a few seconds. That's our ticket to survival!"
Josuke: "So what do we do?"
Joseph: *slaps the side of his own thigh* "We'll use our legs!"
Josuke: "What for?"
Joseph: "NIGERUNDAYO, JOSUKE-KUN!!!"
0:35
“Generation Gappu!”
I love Jolyne, she’s just hilarious and cute 🤣🤣
2:37 When you defeat the ultimate being
“DID YOU PLANNED ALL OF THIS?!? EVEN ME CUTTING YOUR HAND!?!?!!” “For sure, dumbass! (What just happened ? Did I win?)”
Jotaro: What's a disc? Like a cassette?
Jolyne: GENNARASHION GAPPUU
I just love that josuke knows how outmatched he is to jotaro
Joseph before fighting Jotaro: we'll win for sure, ez pz
Joseph after fighting Jotaro: wtf how did we win
"Did you say disc? Is it like a cassette? :3"
"GENERASHO GAPPUUUU >_
You forgot one between Jolyne, Hermes and Dio, Pucci
i tried it. Nothing significant came out of it. dio "heh" while hermes did her usual quote. Pucci and jolyne only interacted
Dio: I'd never think that *YOU* could give birth to a daughter
Jotaro: ...
While Jotaro comparing discs to cassette tapes is pretty funny, wouldn't it made more sense if he compared them to LaserDiscs?
so how is jotaro able to give birth dio :
I was wondering that, too.
It was likely mistranslated. There are a few other lines that got mistranslated as well.
I swear because of all of the Jotaro X Kakyoin fan-fiction references I'm gonna name a hen Kakyoin to say "Kakyoin... Did you lay this egg?"
Jotaro. Did you lay this egg.
cameron Cousins
He could've laid the egg
I like how DIO talked to Jotaro like he was an old rival or something in the beginning
2:00 “gg”
0:54 OHH MY GOD!!
THREE YOSHIKAGE KIRA'S IN ONE FIGHT!!!
(If you understand it, good, keep it spoiler free :3 )
Three and a half.
@@Scazoid where did the half come from?
@@Itselijahbruh Sorry, Two and a half.
Ｇｅｎｅｒａｔｉｏｎ ｇａａａｐ！
0:01 it's official, Jotaro was the one who birthed Jolyne
I wish there were Battle Tendency cross overs.....especially Josuke with his father at his prime...my two favorite Jojos....
If I remember correctly, Jonathan and Kars have a special quote
I feel like this happening in an OVA...
Jolyne: Be careful, his stand can turn stands into disks to steal them!
Jotaro: Disks? Like cassettes?
Awkward silence.
Chibi Jolyne flying across the screen:
*Genereshon gaapuuuuu*
No one's talking about how Joseph sounded like he was about to pass out after beating Jotaro.
Jolyne saying Generation Gap was the cutest thing I've ever heard
That "GENERATION GAPPU" was just the best.
I think Joylne has a Generation Gappu in her head...
pls no
Pucchi: "Joestar bloodline lifted to an end"
COFCOFJosukeCOFCOFGiornoCOF
JENERETION GAPPU
"did you say disc? is it like a cassette?"
this is so cute oh my god
"Generashun gappu" is now my favourite quote.
The josuke and Kira vs gappy quote is quite possibly one of the most surprising 4th wall breaks
Josuke: But Star Platinum is invincible!
Me: Where were you when his face got slashed in half, huh?
He was there the 2nd time it happened, just not the third
Jotaro says simp at 0:15 when referring to Pucci which is completely accurate in his relationship with DIO
Jotaro: The hell is a disc?
Jolyne: (Original) Genereashion GAPPU!
Jolyne: (Original v.2) OK BOOMER
0:35 GENERATION GAPU
Generation gape
0:13 Jotaro: nani mono da. Ano SIMP
Which literally translates to "WHAT IS IT, YOU SIMP"
0:13 He said it, Pucci is a SIMP
0:36
Too kawaii for Jolyne
can you do every winnining and losing pose?
0:14 joot called pucci a simp
You gotta love how even Joseph has no idea how he won againsts Star Platinum 😂😂😂
Gappy: Which one is yoshikage kira?
me: arent you technically ALSO yoshikage kira?
0:13 It’s sounds like Jotaro calls Pucci a simp
3 Yoshikage Kiras and 2 Josuke Higashikatas
2 and a half Yoshikage Kiras*
ZentZikri **2 and a quarter Yoshikage Kiras.
Una città bizzarra e chiassosa
2 and a cent kira
Walk into a bar
1:48 *Joseph Joestar sent a fuck request*
generation gappuuu
"Answer me! Which one is Yoshikage Kira?"
you
I don't get it
@@whoever1017 [Spoilers]
Part 8 Josuke is half of Yoshikage Kira
1:06 Kira really now looks like Bowie there.
Dio saw Jolyne and automatically assumed Jotaro got pregnant at some point
Dio:" LOL you have a daughter Jotaro"
Jotaro:" I'm sorry but i have a what now?"
0:35 the way she says that is so adorable ;u;
Jotaro: *confused at what a “disk” is*
Jolyne: GeNerATiON GAppU
"generation gaapu!" ohh its to cute💞😭❤❤❤
0:36, this gives me life
0:13 "Who's that *SIMP* ? One of DIO's underlings?"
0:35 this must be the name of a enemy stand
Jotaro: What’s a disc?
Jolyne: *ok boomer*
0:15 ano simp
Well he aint wrong, pucdi does simp for dio