I like how everyone is like "This can't be.. " or "He looks just like me" but then Kakyoin is just like "-The name's Kayoin Noriaki" "-No need to say it twice"
Jotaro: "Oh shit another Jotaro... one more Star Platinum for me!" And so, Jotaro was able to improve his stand fighting prowess by not going through a training arc or typical shounen antics, but by going on an endless Jotaro-killing rampage to gain countless amounts of Star Platinums.
You know what I just realized, in eyes of heaven the time travel and other dimension film tropes are switched. Like in back to the future and mr pea body and Sherman it's like"if you make Contact with your past and future self it will have disastrous consequences." And in most Saturday morning cartoons where an alternate dimension is involved or like that one episode of doctor who when Mickey leaves it's like E.T. Finger or Tarzan glove scene oh and the multicolored kirbys from mirror magic and the evil super man that isn't bizarro from justice league. But in jojo it's like yeah talking to another you from a different time period is fine have sex with him if you want to but meeting you from another dimension means you're fucked.
'I don't get it' Such wonderful insight! The generations to come will speak of these articulate words, and we will use them as both our moral and philosphical understanding of the universe forever more! It will advance our species to a new level of intellect, one thought to be impossible! Because of these words, we will conquer space travel, master science and be able to manipulate the immaterial! You, Josuke Higashikata, will be remembered as the ultimate philosopher of our time!
Will Zeppeli: “Another me? Well, I guess stranger things have happened” ARAKI I NEED THIS THIS SPINOFF TO KNOW WHAT EXACTLY HAS GONE ON IN ZEPPELI’S LIFE
I'm gonna be honest, Funny Valentine would be way more confused than everyone else because the entire concept of D4C is that only one D4C exists out of every universe, so FV would be hella confused about the fact that there's two D4C's.
What Dio Brando vs Dio Brando would sound like: *MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA WRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAH!*
I love how they're panicking and thinking that there's a stand enemy around, even though it's just the player messing around in the player select menu...
i love how everybody Is like "HOLY SHIT THERE'S ANOTHER ME!!?" and Mariah is like "Damn i'm hot"
Well she is the hottest jojo babe. Second to Lisa Lisa of course.
Selfcest is the best cest
Sou
Yes yes yes.
TheMoyikarp lmao
Cough *r34* Cough
Something about two panicked Mistas pointing their guns at each other and screaming "WHO ARE YOU" makes me laugh extremely hard
Luke McHenry Trust no one, not even yourself
He doesn't even need 2 of himself to shoot himself!
4 mistas**
The pointing Spider-Mans meme, jojo edition
Here, i changed the amount of replies to 5 instead of 4 that way mista is happy.
Everyone: “THERE IS ANOTHER ME?!??”
Steel Ball Run Characters: “Damn it Valentine this is the 3rd time this week”
Kakyoin: helo kakyoin, my name is kakyoin.
Pet Shop: CAW CAW
GODDAMNIT VALENTINE IT WAS ONLY IMPRESSIVE ONCE NOW ITS ANNOYING!
stroheim: they mass producing me?
Diavolo: I am the emperor
other Diavolo: the emperor i am
I'm sorry I'm just imagining Dio Brando fighting Dio Brando and how much unnecessary screaming would be produced by said fight
XD And then if one of them shouts "IT WAS I, DIO!' it'll be true either way.
*WRY* Galore
*wryyys in the distance*
Dio:WRRRYYYYYYYY
Dio:WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY
Imagine if it was 2 Dios from P1 and 2 from P3
All the MUDAs, Wrryyyy's and angry screams to deal with
"No one can surpass DIO, not even myself"
-Dio, 2017
DIO, 2017*
*KONO DIO DA -2017
@@almace8779 KONO DIO DA IS UTTERSHIT YOU MONGREL GTFO
Patchess don’t scream at someone because you don’t like KONO DIO DA
Dio can not surpass dio as dio is dio
I like how everyone is like "This can't be.. " or "He looks just like me" but then Kakyoin is just like
"-The name's Kayoin Noriaki"
"-No need to say it twice"
@夏美여름 We saw it in another video
And then there is Mariah, who is just “My legs are *HOT* ”
steel ball run characters: “dude president stop doing this god damn it its so annoying”
stroheim: *”WOW THEY HAVE MASS PRODUCED ME!!!”*
And Mariah is flirting with herself
@@rebeccalotto8001 so that means that Loki is a JoJo reference
"Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi"
-Hol Horse
I love him.
Hol Horse and Rohan Kishibe Stand battle.
Opa fala meu consagrado
@@kevinlimapena5698 a não mano,cala a boca huehuehuehu
Rohan: oioioioioioioi copycat oioioioioiioooiioioioioioioioioioioioioiio
Diavolo vs diavolo is like spamming the skip button
Exactly lol
It just works button*
Diavolo vs Diavolo: spamming skip
DIO vs DIO: spamming pause
Kira (BTD) vs Kira (BTD: spamming rewind
MiH pucci vs MiH pucci: spamming fast forward
Boruto2665
Valentine vs Valentine:
Opens windows of multiple tabs on top of another window with multiple tabs
part 8 villain vs part 8 villain: error 404 file not found
-GUGAGA?!
-Caw caw!
Best line ever spoken in the entire galaxy universe
Yi-Es-Chu Even better than Iggy's
*Multiverse.
Ådøru Umaru NeVER
-Animal Shop
Blue Toad no, it’s animal shop now.
Is Mariah trying to seduce herself?
zillafire101 lol I think she is
If they banged, would that be considered masturbation?
I don't see nothing wrong with that.
i'd do the same thing if I was that hot.
@@RimeyCH oof
Josuke 8 : Who are you ?
Josuke 8 number 2 : who ARE you ?
Josuke 8 : I don't know !
Josuke 8 number 2 : me neither...
Dem Legz jojo 8 in a nutshell
I don't get it
Josuke Higashikata 8 josuke 8 lost his memories and he does nit know who is and when they both ask eachother if they know well they don't
мя.αķяαм I believe they were quoting the video lol
Kat the wolf/Toy Bonnie oh...
So i was the only one who did not get it when i thought i did
Everyone is freaking out about their doubles...meanwhile DIO is just talking philosophy with his other half about fear.
*What a legend.*
Probably might've made a good emperor
NO ONE CAN SURPASS DIO EXCEPT DIO!!!!
Jotaro was pretty chill too, though. But then, DIU Jotaro is always pretty chill.
Diavolo both of them literally said "I aM tHe EmPeRoR"
"nO mE"
I don't get it
"Let's see who's quicker on the draw!"
"Ok!"
*Hol Horse shoots himself thus causing a universal anomaly*
Lol 666 likes
I mean
(spoiler warning for part 3)
Pretty much what happened when he shot down bullets down a pipe
777 likes THE HOLY NUMBER
Broke: who shot Johnny?
Woke: who shot the entire horse?
"i dont get it"
-Josuke 8
More like the whole jojolion story rn
Oye oy oy oy oy Oy!
-Hole Horsu
"imiwa wagaranai"
-hachi san josuke kun
Its seems my hamon is superior one
"I don't get it"
@@wavelesstime914 *imi ga wakaranai. 意味が分からない。(literally translated: I don't understand the meaning) 草
The Nazi and the Frenchman. *great team*
purest ⑨ quality
DerShadow100 the irony
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So...Vichy France?
Both is a loser lmao
Oh great. Now I want to see an army of Stroheims shouting at the same time "DOITSU NO KAGAKU GA… SEKAI ICHI!!!!"
Either that or a bunch of Speedwagons being afraid of themselves
Edgar Gaebolg same
Edgar Gaebolg how about a bunch of Speedwagons and one Johnathan?
I want an army of Josephs shouting "NIGERUNDAYO~~"
Quality Earrape.
I can't tell if stroheim is happy that he's being mass produced or pissed off
Of course happy, he's just mad a copy has gone rogue
He sounds excited to me.
Happy and confused
Maybe happy because german science is the finest of the world
@@rayquazathenoodledragon9630 YOU UTTER CLOWN!!!!!
What if there were FOUR MISTAS????
I'm the 40th like in this comment!
*mafia gang commits suicide , one of the members had 3 twin brothers*
One has to die. There can NEVER be four...
they’ll both collectively shoot themselves
That would mean that there is 24 Sex Pistols. A multiple of four and includes the number 4.
At 4:24 you get to see a rare sight.
A Nazi and A Frenchman fighting alongside with each other.
Angains them self
Peten vs De Gaulle.
There was actually an SS regiment with only frenchmen
Never seen petain with hitler?
Now, imagine an armyof Stroheims
Just imagine the fear as a synchronized "SEKAI ICHI!" fills the room.
Even Speedwagon is afraid.
ScoutKirby
Synchronized "SupEEDoWaghOWn!" is scarier.
I can hear the ear damaging "SEKAI ICHIIIIIIIII!" from here.
and so, Russia was defeated, followed some days later by USA, UK, France, and all of Latin America
Was Funny Valentine saying "Hello me. Meet the real me." a goddamned Megadeth reference?
Steffan Rubin Considering how a lot of the names in JoJo are based on different bands and artists, this is par for the course.
Fair enough.
Ironic with how his stand works.
@@thatoneotheridiot3361 Yes.
@@thatoneotheridiot3361 foinally some gud fuckin fued
Is this the work of a enemy stand?
-50% Of quotes
To be fair in their world it would be the most likely explanation.
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!
Mayks Spark IT'S AN ENEMY STAND
Stand Name : Video game
Stan User : Gamer
Mayks Spark Valentine- hey, this ACTUALLY is the work of a stand.
Even Speedwagon is scared! Of Speedwagon!
Probably because 2 Speedwagons could stop the heat death of the universe
InfernosReaper
Also known as “The Big Freeze”
So he might prevent it with his 「Abs」 !
Banana DIO v.s. Chili DIO
Weeardo0 Animu_MarkSepticPie I guess mustard and ketchup is too obvious.
Banana Vs Strawberry?
Part 4 Jotaro: "The same kind of stand, huh?"
Also Part 4 Jotaro: *Gets a second Star Platinum*
star platinum: the world: star platinum: the world
Jotaro: "Oh shit another Jotaro... one more Star Platinum for me!"
And so, Jotaro was able to improve his stand fighting prowess by not going through a training arc or typical shounen antics, but by going on an endless Jotaro-killing rampage to gain countless amounts of Star Platinums.
Pucci:” STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MEEEEE”
It's always the fault of an enemy stando
Name: Enemy Stand
Stand: Enemy Stand
@@rmissing3361 Ability:Enemy Stand
Concept: Stardust crusader's psychology
cOnCepT: *Enemy StAndO*
This is the work of the hanged man
you know, because he uses mirrors or some shit
Or Man in The Mirror
dirty
deeds
and they are done
dirt
DOJYAAAN
Nah this is the work of The Sun
@@gehsi4699 two identical characters
nice pfp mang
Guns are stronger than guns -Hol Horse
Oi oi oi oi oi -Also Hol Horse
thank you for partnering two of my best JoBros*...
Polnareff and Stronheim....
Weeardo0 MarkSepticPie_and_Animu *JoBros
Literally neither of them can be considered the main JoBros
With the exception of Speedwago,main Jobros are all arguable :D
@@ceruleant777 how so?
Stroheim best JoBro, change my mind
stroheim's voice crack wow
0/10
Wamuu didn't say "Wamuu"
I like when he says it, okay?
So many likes and no single reply for 3 years... How is this possible?
@@softheat2402 It's the kind of commentary that doesn't need a reply
"Get ready for amber waves of pain".
...
Holy shit!
"Hello me, meet the REAL me." And he replies to himself with a Megadeth quote. That's Funny... Valentine.
Everyone: SOMEONE DISGUISED AS ME?!? ENEMY STAND?!
Mariah: Damn, my legs are hot...
And Kakyoin is like:
Kakyoin: My name is Noriaki Kakyoin.
Other Kakyoin: No need to say it twice.
"what you just touched was your future self"
man I need to stop touching myself
“Guns are stronger than Guns.” - Hol Horse
You know what I just realized, in eyes of heaven the time travel and other dimension film tropes are switched. Like in back to the future and mr pea body and Sherman it's like"if you make Contact with your past and future self it will have disastrous consequences." And in most Saturday morning cartoons where an alternate dimension is involved or like that one episode of doctor who when Mickey leaves it's like E.T. Finger or Tarzan glove scene oh and the multicolored kirbys from mirror magic and the evil super man that isn't bizarro from justice league. But in jojo it's like yeah talking to another you from a different time period is fine have sex with him if you want to but meeting you from another dimension means you're fucked.
*OH MY GOOOOOOD*
*HOLY SHIT!*
*AHHHHHH(EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS SHOCK)!!!*
*B-BAKANA!*
*SONADABITCH* !
Pet shop best lines
Mista1:Just who are you??!?!
Mista2: Who are YOU!!!?!
Quality interactions
Out of all of them, it seems like only Wammu and Stroheim enjoyed fighting their doppelgangers
Idk both DIO seemed to get along by finishing each other's sentence
I feel like the Funny Valentine one was a Megadeth reference.
It was
SWEATING BULLEEEEEEEETS
@@pkepix5405 I'm glad someone finally got the reference
Hello me, meet the real me
4:03 the nazis had the ability to create weapon of mass destruction that could trascend the atomic bomb itself, but they didn't...
Is Mariah gay for herself now?
she always was
Always has been
@@josalinejoahz *Bang*
Ahem,'Lesbian'.
Yeah,Probably tho.
Yeah I fucked up
Should may a fucking rat my minion not her
'I don't get it'
Such wonderful insight! The generations to come will speak of these articulate words, and we will use them as both our moral and philosphical understanding of the universe forever more! It will advance our species to a new level of intellect, one thought to be impossible! Because of these words, we will conquer space travel, master science and be able to manipulate the immaterial! You, Josuke Higashikata, will be remembered as the ultimate philosopher of our time!
I don't get it
I don’t get it
Honestly, I have to say Funny Valentine had the best reaction. "Hello me, meet the REAL me." Reminds me of one of my favorite songs.
Will Zeppeli: “Another me? Well, I guess stranger things have happened”
ARAKI I NEED THIS THIS SPINOFF TO KNOW WHAT EXACTLY HAS GONE ON IN ZEPPELI’S LIFE
Plus, Will is awesome! I would love to see more of him!
“Koichi belongs to ME!”
-Yours truly, the ultra super guitarist, 2019
‘Have they started mass producing me?’
Something about this really gets me.
“Get ready for amber waves of pain.”
I’m using that as my fighting quote now.
Josuke 8 to Josuke 8: "Who are you?"
Josuke in a nutshell.
Don’t you mean Josk8
Gappy
The fact jotaro said “the same kind of stand” again is hilarious
7:51 Damnit! He should've said something like 'is this a side effect of Bites The Dust?'
or maybe 'If I touch him, will I explode!? Wait, no, that'd happen anyway.'
I think he says it to Kira in All Star Battle, I could be wrong though.
That's a good question
If both kira touch each other
Do both of them explode
That version doesn't have it yet.
"The way you walk..." - N'doul
_literally sitting down_
I mean he can't exactly see what his other self is doing...
YOU WIN
Everyone: There can only be one.
Shigechi: Go home me, im drunk!
double the speedwagon double the best waifu
Yasss
Trish: there’s another me?!
Narancia, Spice Girl, Doppio, and Diavolo in the corner: (⊙_⊙)
Imagine making everyone Mista, 4 Mistas... I wish we could do that in Eyes of Heaven, he would have a hilarious reaction
4:00
When puberty takes it toll on your voice
Mista doesnt approve this timestamp
I like how AC/DC just admits he did weirder things than fight himself.
I am the shadow, the true self.
is that a motherfucking persona reference?
why is joshu such a heartthrob
Im kinkshaming
Zeppeli to himself: *That hat doesn't suit you.*
THE GAPPYS ASK EACH OTHER WHO THEY ARE I CANT
2:44 both of those face tho
I've only just now realized how bad that looks without context
😮
Yukako: "Pls dont take my virginity!"
Akira: "Rap3 face"
Joseph joestar: your next line is "thats my line you impostor"
Also Joseph joestar:thats my line you impostor -NANI
Did anyone else notice that Valentine just said a quote from an Iron Maiden song? "Hello me, meet the real me"
Megadeth actually. It’s from the beginning of Sweating Bullets.
My friend: Hey, I just heard about this anime called JoJo and-
Me: 5:46-5:50
To bad there isn't a special quote If you do 4 player with mistah
They will shoot themselves
Wouldn’t it just a load of screaming?
Anything : 4
Mista : BAD FATE SCREAMING
I wish that was possible...
Uh this had four replys so I'm making it 5 for mista
Me to my reflection: "Hello, me. Meet the REAL, me."
Joshu, i am goddam certain no one would impersonate you....especially your hair
0:32 has me sweating bullets
I'm gonna be honest, Funny Valentine would be way more confused than everyone else because the entire concept of D4C is that only one D4C exists out of every universe, so FV would be hella confused about the fact that there's two D4C's.
"Get ready for amber waves of pain" has got to be simultaneously one of the cheesiest and coolest things a villainous president could say.
Shigechi and DIO, best buddies! Make it happen
I like how Jotaro Part 4 said the same type of stand, like he just defeated DIO a few minutes ago
2:39 out of context like it looks like Yukako and Akira are doing a… bizarre activity
I love how polnareff's pink hair alt gives him OVA chariot.
everyone: *confused and angry*
mariah: nice legs
“Amber waves of pain”
Jesus Christ that’s a good one
I love how Wamu seems interested in fighting himself rather than even questioning it. And how Zeppli seemed completely unphased.
8:52
When you copy the essay from the internet and you're trying not to make it obvious you plagiarised
Are there any special quotes for Part 3 Dio versus the Pillar Men?
Yes there are
You know now that I think about it shouldn't anasui have nut king call's ability considering he liked to take things apart as a kid?
I take solace in knowing that if there were more than one Yukako Yamagishi they would rip each other to shreds due to their mutual obsession.
What Dio Brando vs Dio Brando would sound like:
*MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA WRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAH!*
This makes so much sense in SBR
Valentine’s “ Hello, me. Meet the REAL me.” might be a reference to Megadeth’s song Sweating Bullets
Akira’s victory screen is incredible
I love it when games have special dialogue for mirror matches
6:05 3rd graders when they go to a new school and someone else has the same name as them
"See, the real me is more suave and handsome" - Joshu said, while he has the most cursed hair and face in all of JoJo
EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS EVEN SPEEDWAGON!
4:53 So it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum.
Doesn't every clone have its own win quote?
Speedwagon knows his true power that's why he's afraid of himself
everyone: who are you!?
animal shop: YUDUDOdUffufuDy
4:47 Jotaro be squatting like true slav
7:27
Literally me everyday at college
I love how they're panicking and thinking that there's a stand enemy around, even though it's just the player messing around in the player select menu...
7:42 hold up, is Kira T-Posing
Both
I love how the Mariahs casually hit on each other.