"I'm Not Allowed To Load The Dishwasher, Because I'll F**k It Up" | BEST OF ALAN CARR

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

Комментарии • 66

  • @autumnwest5854
    @autumnwest5854 2 года назад +59

    Love this man's sense of humor.

  • @Bundytuba
    @Bundytuba Год назад +12

    He’s a one and only. Such is his talent you can’t help but feel he’s you’re camp mate who you’d love to hang around. He draws the audience in.

  • @sweetbaybabz7463
    @sweetbaybabz7463 2 года назад +102

    feels strange watching this again after the news of his divorce. watching this I thought he was joking and embellishing his husband's drinking, but apparently he wasn't and this was probably his way of coping with it I guess. Nevertheless, I do feel bad for his situation, but he is one funny man.

    • @catecurry48
      @catecurry48 Год назад +11

      Yes indeed. And his husband was jailed last year for a DUI. He actually backed up into a police car. Must have been heart wrenching for Alan.

  • @laurirohr5364
    @laurirohr5364 Год назад +14

    Alan totally cracks me up!
    Thank you for the laughter😂

  • @jul30ie
    @jul30ie 2 года назад +75

    So true his comments about old school photos. As a kid you never realised your parents had distributed them until you visited relatives and saw it displayed somewhere.
    If you didn’t like the photo it was so humiliating.

    • @jaynekittycat9252
      @jaynekittycat9252 2 года назад +3

      So very true jules. 😂

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 2 года назад +1

      Yeh, and you better make that smile look natural son!!

    • @joetit5969
      @joetit5969 2 года назад

      Cum on smell the noize: ruclips.net/video/qIbI9I8Xvdc/видео.html

    • @Silkytoaster
      @Silkytoaster Год назад +1

      It was so true . For many kids those school photos were the only photos ever taken of you . I grew up in Jamaica in the 70’s and the only photos we have of my brothers and me in that decade were those frozen frightened smiles taken in that one shot annual school photo. And yes later when we visited relatives - every old aunt or distant cousin had those in the family album. 😂

  • @peskatarian
    @peskatarian Год назад +14

    "Why do you want to look like you've got jaundice? Why?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @n.m.2174
    @n.m.2174 2 года назад +21

    He's always fantastic.

  • @kramercapriati
    @kramercapriati 2 года назад +7

    I just Love Alan Carr

  • @lucyroberts2800
    @lucyroberts2800 2 года назад +28

    He makes me laugh out loud 😊

  • @jaynekittycat9252
    @jaynekittycat9252 2 года назад +20

    Alan is so hilarious. 😂😂😂

  • @priscillasolanki6390
    @priscillasolanki6390 2 года назад +14

    Alan is truly remarkable a funny laughable bubble of fun an awesome show experience for comedy lovers ❤👍👑💋

  • @psychosoma5049
    @psychosoma5049 2 года назад +3

    I love the way he looks at the risotto heckler.

  • @blugirlart
    @blugirlart 2 года назад +9

    I wish I could like this video a thousand times

  • @tchrisou812
    @tchrisou812 2 года назад +11

    I like this dude, he's funny. Subbed.

  • @Luke0193
    @Luke0193 2 года назад +11

    The Carol part will never not crack me up. This is so hilarious

  • @RTK171
    @RTK171 2 года назад +14

    Allan Car is hilarious 😂

  • @BonJody
    @BonJody 2 года назад +18

    My kindergarten class photo has everybody wearing nice dresses and suits standing up like normal kids, and then me dressed up like Madonna in the front posing like I was in a music video.

  • @karinberonius8799
    @karinberonius8799 2 года назад +11

    I found some of my old school photos yesterday. The horror. It was the eighties though, which explains a lot.

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun 2 года назад +1

      Mine were all great. Nieces accused me of lying they were of me, shite as I look now. The tw*ts.

    • @laa4438
      @laa4438 2 года назад +2

      My mother would not buy them because I was always ugly in photos ..
      Blessings in disguise I suppose 😅

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika9334 2 года назад +4

    Thank you🙏 Alan Carr
    I am a huge fan.
    Thank you🙏 for your support

  • @Lubomishka92
    @Lubomishka92 11 месяцев назад +1

    I just love Alan❤

  • @jillipepper5353
    @jillipepper5353 2 года назад +16

    OMG the frozen mitten string nearly drowned me, I was taking a drink of my Pepsi and it went up my nose and down my lungs all at the same time . My shirt and pants are soaked and my sinuses are popping sofa bubbles. 😳

  • @debbietrabeau3764
    @debbietrabeau3764 2 года назад +5

    Is this a new show? I’m from the states and I’ve fallen in love with all of u guys. I’ve watched y’all all summer.
    If this is new season I would like to subscribe. Could someone let me know? Thank you, 🌺

  • @EdgarPerez-yv7et
    @EdgarPerez-yv7et 2 года назад +2

    I love this guy

  • @darrenm7064
    @darrenm7064 2 года назад +6

    "homes under the hammer, tequila slammer"
    😃😂

  • @emmapeart6101
    @emmapeart6101 2 года назад +6

    Very funny man. Love you Alan ♥️.

  • @chrisardern4594
    @chrisardern4594 2 года назад +9

    You'll be alright now alan as your on your own now theirs no one else around to bollock you for f ing it up.

  • @zzzcocopepe
    @zzzcocopepe Год назад +2

    His stand-up is so bad but he is so funny on his show. I think he really shines when he improvs Snappy jokes. In a conversation. Because in stand up it feels like there's no punch

  • @anitawebster9450
    @anitawebster9450 2 года назад +12

    I'm the door closer 😆😆😆

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun 2 года назад

      Me, too: "Vanna Beige," as I'm not quite White.

  • @jenreii
    @jenreii 2 года назад +10

    In the US as a kid but I never took my school photos proofs home, so no one could buy them 😂

    • @lir3379
      @lir3379 2 года назад +3

      yup. We could never afford them so I was safe.

    • @SteakBoss1
      @SteakBoss1 2 года назад +1

      My mum could never afford to buy them, so the proof photos were kept as if she did buy them, which meant I always had to wear awful clothes with 1970’s hairstyle. Taken very seriously in my household. Until high school when I just blagged the teachers into thinking my friends were actually relatives of mine.

  • @neonlightsuk3864
    @neonlightsuk3864 2 года назад +26

    Honestly can’t decide whether he was joking about the other half’s daytime drinking part or not when he wrote this show 😳

    • @aam3361
      @aam3361 2 года назад +6

      I was just thinking this and saw your comment - think its definitely comic relief. Poor bub x

    • @LilySaintSin
      @LilySaintSin 2 года назад +3

      He wasn't joking.

    • @phily8093
      @phily8093 2 года назад +4

      @@aam3361 they've ended their marriage recently very sadly. I feel his pain as mine also ended recently.

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun 2 года назад +2

      @@phily8093 Oh, that's sad. I've had similar issues, but stick it out. Sometimes that's for the worse, tho. I hope he finds someone suitable, as everyone needs love.

    • @phily8093
      @phily8093 2 года назад +2

      @@injunsun Thank you very much. I agree. It's very painful. All I've ever wanted is someone to hold at the end of the night, and fight their corner, in the hope that they fight mine. I hope one day to find that again. Take care. All the best.

  • @linrob1312
    @linrob1312 2 года назад +8

    Sadly his partners day drinking was a prelude to his alcoholism.

  • @carolinejohnson22
    @carolinejohnson22 11 дней назад

    Hes brilliant and a nice change from depressing kier stalin. Cant stop laughing 😂😂 🥰

  • @lilme7052
    @lilme7052 2 года назад +3

    Sent the year 8 picture back it was so bad.

  • @jojobaba754
    @jojobaba754 2 года назад +2

    Sublime!!!! Hi ok me back!!! 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

  • @sianj456
    @sianj456 2 года назад +6

    Oh my god!! Grandparents had school photos of all us grandkids on display in the front room....ewwww.....from nursery to comprehensive school....cringe!

  • @mz610
    @mz610 2 года назад +2

    "skoo fo-uhs"

  • @izaakz12
    @izaakz12 2 года назад +3

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cocoandindy
    @Cocoandindy 11 месяцев назад +4

    In my group school photo in the early 70's I was in the front row with my legs open a little bit, just enough to see my white knickers!

  • @sharonshmuel3386
    @sharonshmuel3386 2 года назад +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣✅✅✅

  • @3506Dodge
    @3506Dodge Год назад +1

    Alan doesn't have 'help?' He could surely afford having a woman come in and clean a few days a week.

  • @UncleSpicey
    @UncleSpicey 2 года назад +7

    Joking about his other halfs drinking problem…….didn’t age well lol

    • @aperson7631
      @aperson7631 2 года назад

      Yeah shame but stupid

    • @joetit5969
      @joetit5969 2 года назад

      Have another Hobnob: ruclips.net/video/qIbI9I8Xvdc/видео.html

    • @UncleSpicey
      @UncleSpicey 2 года назад

      @@joetit5969 lol, wtf?😂 what happened to the good old days of the rickroll?

  • @bartwenmeckers4676
    @bartwenmeckers4676 10 месяцев назад

    Sounds like he's married to Jon Richardson

  • @brazilianmusic-tm5po
    @brazilianmusic-tm5po 3 месяца назад

    OMG his voice is so annoying … i couldnt watch it past 5 mins… plus he shows so much anger … it is not even funny 😏

  • @bigreddallas2742
    @bigreddallas2742 2 месяца назад

    The string 'olding me mittens.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you, Alan! USA here in the shites with orange wacko running for president - I really needed you tonight!!😂😂😂😂

  • @Lily2807
    @Lily2807 Год назад +1

    😂😂😂😂