The Best of the Spexy Beast: Alan Carr's FUNNIEST BITS on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown!

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  • Опубликовано: 15 май 2024
  • It's Alan Carr's best bits on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown! Featuring Jimmy Carr, Sarah Millican, Joe Lycett and more!
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  • @Channel4Entertainment
    @Channel4Entertainment  4 года назад +77

    What's your favourite Alan Carr moment?
    Watch FULL EPISODES: bit.ly/2vQu7Rm

    • @itsokay7989
      @itsokay7989 4 года назад +3

      Finally, I am at peace! Thank you C4. ❤️

    • @kaylagranaghan6498
      @kaylagranaghan6498 3 года назад

      Bloody love 💖 all of the cast gotta say sorry jimmy but my favorite is ........ All of yas 😂✋💗🙌

    • @brinsonopinion
      @brinsonopinion Год назад

      There's really no choosing, but things with him do go especially right when they go very very wrong LOLOL!

    • @jelmervanlenteren773
      @jelmervanlenteren773 Год назад +1

      I just LOVE A.C. but out of all that greatness, for one the Elton John thing is great. But they all are.

  • @chinaman1
    @chinaman1 2 года назад +493

    The thing I love about Alan Carr is just how genuine and quick he is with his jokes.

    • @perkosherrigh7243
      @perkosherrigh7243 2 года назад

      They all know the questions coming like 😂 it’s all pre arranged

    • @domenicoscot
      @domenicoscot Год назад

      When I turn over and realise he's a guest, I turn it off again!

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Год назад +14

      @@perkosherrigh7243 um there are no questions ... It's countdown not wilty or Qi... They film and improv about three to four hours and cut it down. There is behind the scenes stuff for years... Ppl are weird... "I'm going to go make up stuff even though thousands of ppl will know I'm wrong since I'm talking out my ass"

  • @otpyg13
    @otpyg13 4 года назад +1175

    “Even I’m getting a semi” makes me laugh like an idiot every time I watch it. Easily my favourite one-liner of his.

  • @kenopsia9013
    @kenopsia9013 3 года назад +576

    “The confettis rocks know what I’m sayin” IM STEALING THAT

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 года назад +12

      Omg i spat my tea! Such a great line!

  • @rushofblood994
    @rushofblood994 4 года назад +823

    The bit about the hotel in Auckland had me in stitches 😂

    • @arhawkes
      @arhawkes 3 года назад +40

      it's a bit crazy when you're having lunch and every few minutes you see people bungee jumping past your window

    • @camerontenardi7120
      @camerontenardi7120 3 года назад +25

      I haven't laughed that hard in months. I had to re-watch it to see if it was actually that funny 😂😂

    • @64shem
      @64shem 3 года назад +19

      It's a shame they think New Zealand is part of Australia though 😅

    • @78625amginE
      @78625amginE 3 года назад +20

      It was great. Not to mention seeing Sean actually laugh automatically makes me chuckle

    • @elenax_
      @elenax_ 3 года назад +11

      It’s true tho, you walk around by Skycity and get a massive fright cause someone’s plummeted down 😂

  • @andreaskarlsson5251
    @andreaskarlsson5251 4 года назад +779

    "The two F's - fat and thick" gets me every time, such an underrated joke. :D

    • @drwoo6090
      @drwoo6090 3 года назад +1

      Andreas karlsson fat and fick!🤦‍♀️

    • @marcsidanparker2373
      @marcsidanparker2373 3 года назад

      @@drwoo6090 I assume it's about a bad grade being an F

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 3 года назад +10

      @@heartcrafts3426 Naawe, stop being so jealous just because said comedian is successfull and youre just an internet troll. ~~

    • @Purojannu
      @Purojannu 3 года назад +13

      @@marcsidanparker2373 it’s probably not though. More likely a reference to the facts that 1) certain dialects of English pronounce ’th’ very much like ’f’, and 2) that there really is such a thing in education that is referred to as the three basic skills, the three Rs: reading, writing, and arithmetic.

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 3 года назад +1

      @@heartcrafts3426 ok? Dunno what youre responding to

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 4 года назад +650

    Alan: Can you help me love? Help me make a word.
    Joe: No
    *That's the spirit*

    • @oli2328
      @oli2328 3 года назад +29

      A sassy gay and a sassy bi on the same team is chaotic good made real

  • @georgenegas-archive
    @georgenegas-archive 4 года назад +372

    21:24 “And I like my women like I like my steak... rare”

  • @arhawkes
    @arhawkes 4 года назад +327

    that bungee jump thing in Auckland is pretty unnerving the first time you see people flying past the windows

  • @barbm2375
    @barbm2375 3 года назад +182

    “They’ve gotta be seen together to make sense.”
    Pure gold.

  • @markwarren38
    @markwarren38 4 года назад +589

    you know when Alan carr is gonna be on that it's gonna be funny

    • @asherloat8570
      @asherloat8570 3 года назад +3

      Na I find him really annoying

    • @markwarren38
      @markwarren38 3 года назад +32

      @@asherloat8570 ahh don't be like that

    • @asherloat8570
      @asherloat8570 3 года назад +2

      @@markwarren38 I mean, he can be funny. I mostly find his voice and the way he talks annoying

    • @adamatch9624
      @adamatch9624 3 года назад +11

      Asher Loat we find you annoying

    • @GrumIsMe
      @GrumIsMe 3 года назад +14

      I mean, he can get a belly laugh out of Sean Lock (5:10), that's no small task

  • @ichigo7875
    @ichigo7875 4 года назад +210

    I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW LONG IVE WAITED FOR THIS

    • @ichigo7875
      @ichigo7875 4 года назад +7

      Ali kadf Ali İsmail oh piss off

    • @jaypaul8106
      @jaypaul8106 4 года назад +7

      @@alikadfaliismail2833 get a life ya pervert

  • @itsokay7989
    @itsokay7989 4 года назад +546

    Alan is literally the best guest team captain(sorry Lee) and the only one I'd accept as permanent replacement for Jon or Sean. He's that good. One of funniest people on the circuit!
    Shame they didn't include the Elton John parody tho

    • @Stan_Halen
      @Stan_Halen 4 года назад +27

      @Karl Papp To each his own mate.

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 4 года назад +7

      @Karl Papp Alan's pretty funny. Not easy on the eyes but amusing enough 😊

    • @Trubshaw2
      @Trubshaw2 3 года назад +11

      It's okay And the worst by 1,000,000 miles is the Irish woman ailing whatever her name is

    • @esteban280889
      @esteban280889 3 года назад +7

      Richard Aoyade

    • @dorrisgonnawreckyou7111
      @dorrisgonnawreckyou7111 3 года назад +5

      wow i couldnt disagree more, his jokes are unfunny 75% of the time

  • @AnelaEllaEh
    @AnelaEllaEh 8 месяцев назад +4

    “It’s Alan dear IT’S ALAN I’ve come to see you today” My stomach hurts 😂

  • @katewells8146
    @katewells8146 2 года назад +63

    when sean and alan were in the blindfolds i actually started sobbing because i was laughing so much

  • @fishfinners505
    @fishfinners505 4 года назад +182

    Alan Carr is a National Treasure

  • @rnw2739
    @rnw2739 3 года назад +31

    "You've got Kylie, Heston Blumenthal, Gok Wan, Rose West....."
    😂😂😂😂

  • @jeffdawson2786
    @jeffdawson2786 3 года назад +33

    Alan always lightened the mood of 8 Out of 10 Cats.

  • @kerbelkerbel3522
    @kerbelkerbel3522 4 года назад +145

    Jimmy: Alan, don't wander off
    Alan: 'Ere, that's like the other night, init?
    Sean: Imagine that with about 7 litres of pinot grigio inside him...

  • @pingudash2420
    @pingudash2420 4 года назад +67

    the modesty curtain tho ahahah we need more of him

  • @xghoulishgalx
    @xghoulishgalx 4 года назад +138

    I'd be quite happy for Alan to become a permanent team captain

  • @kaernonarnon9834
    @kaernonarnon9834 3 года назад +60

    Jimmy- "You can use your tongues"
    Alan- "Oh please!"
    I love that man! He's hilarious!

  • @_Bnr_
    @_Bnr_ 4 года назад +73

    So much chaotic energy… I love it!

  • @mythicalreid998
    @mythicalreid998 3 года назад +113

    I feel like if Alan Carr and Elton John met they'd get on like a house on fire

    • @azylum1979
      @azylum1979 3 года назад +4

      If the Jack Whitehall story about Elton is true, I bet you're right.

    • @mythicalreid998
      @mythicalreid998 3 года назад

      @@azylum1979 What's the Jack Whitehall story? I don't think I've heard of it

    • @azylum1979
      @azylum1979 3 года назад +6

      @Mythical Reid It's in his at large comedy special he is talking about his performance at Kensington palace, Elton John warns him not to bend over in front of him.

    • @mythicalreid998
      @mythicalreid998 3 года назад

      @@azylum1979 Oh!.... I get it now

  • @scouser2010ify
    @scouser2010ify 4 года назад +61

    I love Alan his delivery is just brilliant

  • @roguishowl3915
    @roguishowl3915 2 года назад +30

    Alan Carr is a bloody gem, love watching him so much, I’m always in tears. 🤣

  • @mrsumptuous9329
    @mrsumptuous9329 Год назад +19

    The way he just switches when he’s talking about the bungee jumping 😂 makes me cry of laughter. One of the few comedians who made Sean cry of laughter. Protect Alan at all costs!

    • @ruk2023--
      @ruk2023-- 3 месяца назад

      Protect him from what? Parasocial relationships?

  • @brianfinch3616
    @brianfinch3616 2 года назад +14

    “And as for the cake…” tickled me so much more than it should hahah

  • @Ludifant
    @Ludifant 3 года назад +42

    Seans cake was apple-grumble.

  • @MitchCyan
    @MitchCyan Год назад +7

    Alan’s betting shop glasses was Sean’s perfect brand of comedy.

  • @trentoncrisp
    @trentoncrisp 4 года назад +64

    "Dolce & Banana" that's all.

  • @taras6806
    @taras6806 2 года назад +53

    Absolutely brilliant. And also brings back memories of our late and truly great Sean Lock, to whose family I wish the absolute best.

  • @alisha5100
    @alisha5100 4 года назад +60

    I was watching this with people around and this gave me such a case of the giggles

  • @ericrobles7671
    @ericrobles7671 Год назад +4

    "so you recently got divorced"😂😂😬😬

  • @mrsumptuous9329
    @mrsumptuous9329 Год назад +5

    I love how much you can tell Sean loves Alan. Always put a smile on his face.

  • @theanarchyspud
    @theanarchyspud 4 года назад +17

    "How shit is this hotel?!?!" My God its SOO funny

  • @harrysstephenkingreviews6385
    @harrysstephenkingreviews6385 2 года назад +9

    They’re my balls, not Richard and Judy!!😂😂

  • @ArckyWasAlreadyTaken
    @ArckyWasAlreadyTaken Год назад +4

    I love that bunjee jumping story

  • @hereticwaffle5514
    @hereticwaffle5514 Год назад +5

    18:11 I love how even the muscular dude, who usually do a very good job at not reaction, starts to smile and laugh in the background

  • @robbert593
    @robbert593 4 года назад +30

    Alan Carr is a national treasure!

  • @ArtyMars
    @ArtyMars 2 года назад +15

    The blindfold round was absolutely ridiculous 😂✌️

  • @Bencebruhh
    @Bencebruhh 2 года назад +13

    Alan has to be one of the funniest comedians on this planet.

  • @DrewDawkins
    @DrewDawkins 3 года назад +11

    There's so much chaos at 9:40 and I love it.

  • @queermilkshake9990
    @queermilkshake9990 4 года назад +32

    The glasses scene was like a young Elton John modelling glasses if it were 2013

  • @Lou-lu9bg
    @Lou-lu9bg 4 месяца назад +1

    Sean: "is it Hair?"
    Alan: "it has 8 letters"
    Sean: "WIG!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @isabellaangeline2175
    @isabellaangeline2175 2 года назад +5

    I adore this man so much.

  • @susieconnolly3122
    @susieconnolly3122 4 года назад +12

    Allan Carr is a real tonic ♥️♥️♥️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @E-MAN979
    @E-MAN979 3 года назад +8

    4:47 I love the picture that he paints I can imagine him freaking out lol

  • @adamatch9624
    @adamatch9624 2 года назад +5

    Rip Sean you will always be a legend

  • @SteakBaked99
    @SteakBaked99 Год назад +15

    Well the divorce joke is no longer a joke
    Poor Alan I hope he’s doing okay

    • @Ali-sx7cn
      @Ali-sx7cn Год назад

      What happened?

    • @AnelaEllaEh
      @AnelaEllaEh 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@Ali-sx7cnHe actually got divorced last year he was with someone for 13 years and married to him 3 years

  • @basketanand
    @basketanand 2 года назад +4

    I like Alan. You can tell he writes his own material.

  • @kieranbutt798
    @kieranbutt798 12 дней назад

    "They say that eyes are the windows to the soul. Well why not add the mystery of a betting shop?"
    Absolutely pissed myself laughing😂😂

  • @3lttlbrds
    @3lttlbrds 3 года назад +6

    It was so funny how he wore his glasses over his blindfold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @whoasked7192
    @whoasked7192 4 года назад +43

    Its nice Jimmy brings his sister on the show , 😁

    • @Bart-tk9um
      @Bart-tk9um 4 года назад +1

      Who Asked? Maxine Carr was on the show?

    • @whoasked7192
      @whoasked7192 4 года назад +4

      @@Bart-tk9um I thought her name was Alan?

    • @Bart-tk9um
      @Bart-tk9um 4 года назад

      Georgia Thompson is the whoosh for me? i havent even been whooshed

    • @whoasked7192
      @whoasked7192 4 года назад +2

      @@georgiagrace190 No you was right he didn't get the joke you have no reason to apologise

    • @Bart-tk9um
      @Bart-tk9um 4 года назад

      Who Asked? no i did get the joke, i just didn’t need to say “haha funny joke, here’s my own” before i added mine

  • @wrbball25
    @wrbball25 2 года назад +7

    my god that blindfold bit had me in TEARS laughing

  • @TheOriginalMasterOogway
    @TheOriginalMasterOogway 2 года назад +5

    I genuinely love Alan Carr 😂

  • @garyrasberryjr.552
    @garyrasberryjr.552 3 года назад +12

    Great clips. Only one missing is when he had the same dress as Susie.

  • @antisocial-elly6978
    @antisocial-elly6978 2 года назад +3

    Lol he's talking about the sky tower in Auckland, proud new zealander right here😉

  • @kandicegiselle3519
    @kandicegiselle3519 3 года назад +15

    I LOVE ALAN HE IS DEFINITELY HILARIOUS I WANT TO SEE HIM ON RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE

  • @CaptChrispy
    @CaptChrispy 4 года назад +26

    Jimmy Cah-ah-ah-ah-arr!

  • @daryljackson3430
    @daryljackson3430 5 месяцев назад

    Alan Carr you are legend . You don’t have to say anything and I’m in stitches

  • @carlosangel9404
    @carlosangel9404 2 года назад +3

    I absolutely adore this man.

  • @AbsoluteAbsurd
    @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 года назад +28

    10:04 Alans been in a terrible Carr accident.

  • @jonnewman6526
    @jonnewman6526 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love the idea that Rose West has her own spectacles range. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 8 месяцев назад +1

    I know I’m not the only one that would buy the Alan Carr Countdown Alphabet Spaghett

  • @greyninja88
    @greyninja88 4 года назад +8

    The funny thing is, the face that pops out of the GC clock actually looks like Scarlet Moffett. 😆

  • @brinsonopinion
    @brinsonopinion Год назад +1

    Just WHEEZING laughing, he's priceless!

  • @offtheleashman
    @offtheleashman 3 года назад +8

    11:43 jimmy wiping down the horn. he was ahead of the curve on covid

    • @Samld1200
      @Samld1200 2 года назад +4

      People who wouldn’t do that pre covid are disgusting

    • @janhenson9616
      @janhenson9616 2 года назад

      People had dog sh💩t hygiene practices before covid. Even still they’re very lax. But I’m so glad there’s more hygiene going around. I don’t mind dirt or bacteria, but I don’t want your snotty ear wax on my food.

  • @lmm2103
    @lmm2103 2 года назад +3

    That's hilarious, right before Catharine yelled OH SEAN! When he fucked up the pie, I yelled OH SEAN as well and I've never seen that clip before lol

  • @jackeldridge8212
    @jackeldridge8212 Год назад +6

    Jimmys ‘you recently got divorced’ joke hasn’t aged well😬

  • @encapsulated_nomad1359
    @encapsulated_nomad1359 2 года назад +2

    Oh Alan. I love seeing that this is just his regular personality

  • @Fr00ter
    @Fr00ter 4 года назад +4

    This compilation is gold

  • @jakeyplayz989
    @jakeyplayz989 2 года назад +2

    Awww Sean lock ❤️❤️❤️ RIP Sean

  • @CorridorJ
    @CorridorJ 3 года назад +10

    3:59 Rachel looking like an absolute snack omg

  • @dumper2dust
    @dumper2dust 2 года назад +5

    RIP Sean :(

  • @DruGunnersVR
    @DruGunnersVR Год назад +2

    😆 🤣 😂 Alan is nuts... that was a good watch 😆 brilliant 😎

  • @debbietrabeau3764
    @debbietrabeau3764 Год назад +2

    I’m in America and I must say, I have really enjoyed watching all of the British comedians these pats 6 * months. All of u guys are hilarious. 😂.
    Your not like the comedians here. You cuss but it’s not forced every second word. And it’s always the fu*k word. All of them have wore it out.
    Easy laugh for them.

  • @fgp0032
    @fgp0032 2 года назад +4

    God Alan makes me laugh like no other, damn

  • @nutcaseneo191
    @nutcaseneo191 3 года назад +6

    my life wouldn't be complete with out Mr Alan

    • @AnelaEllaEh
      @AnelaEllaEh 8 месяцев назад

      See I need both Carr’s in my life then it’s complete 😊

  • @hl8989
    @hl8989 4 года назад +24

    Been waiting too long for an Alan completion I am supposed to be seeing his new tour in October

  • @loverace3785
    @loverace3785 3 года назад +2

    I love Alan 😂

  • @Paglavc1
    @Paglavc1 2 года назад +2

    @9:40 the way she throws the fork is so funny.

  • @psychosoma5049
    @psychosoma5049 Год назад +3

    1:45 didn’t age well did it? Lol

  • @jazstew987
    @jazstew987 2 года назад +1

    Rose west glasses range 😂😂😂 decked!!!

  • @rectify2003
    @rectify2003 3 года назад +2

    Alans a genius 😀

  • @eolsunder
    @eolsunder Год назад +2

    One of my favorite Alan lines is I think when Lee Mack is also on and Jimmy says some sort of Joke, i don't remember what it was, and Lee commented that the Joke wasn't correct, and then Alan off camera goes "or funny..."

    • @snifferrr
      @snifferrr Год назад

      something about "i didn't think that joke was your style because it's actually ___" and alan says "and funny" iirc

  • @alfiepardoe3841
    @alfiepardoe3841 4 года назад +5

    This was amazing 😂😂

  • @KirstyMurrayx
    @KirstyMurrayx Год назад +1

    dolce & banana and jimmys laugh😭

  • @lonniethomas2649
    @lonniethomas2649 2 года назад +1

    That ending 😂

  • @eleanorcooke7136
    @eleanorcooke7136 2 года назад +12

    That divorce joke aged like milk, didn't it?

  • @shortroundshthead2135
    @shortroundshthead2135 2 года назад +2

    I talk in me sleep, I pisss the bed, BUT I NEVER...... lol

  • @wewper
    @wewper 2 года назад +2

    15:36 You can get tapeworm from these glasses.

  • @miss_kriss6022
    @miss_kriss6022 2 года назад +4

    3:05
    Well this aged well........

  • @CloudsGirl7
    @CloudsGirl7 2 года назад +2

    That Auckland hotel sounds like a TERRIBLE place to go sleepwalking. I mean, long before you get tethered up, the people running the jump would have made sure you're awake, but it still puts the image in my dopey little mind of someone (Alan) sleepwalking into such a situation only to be woken up by their inner-ears sounding the alarms as they fall. 😆

  • @Hii-nk8tp
    @Hii-nk8tp 2 года назад +6

    How ironic that 'm watching this today and its been announced that they're getting divorced today

  • @InfinFox
    @InfinFox 3 года назад +6

    21:15 yes that is the joke, thanks for explaining the humour there

  • @jelmervanlenteren773
    @jelmervanlenteren773 Год назад +1

    One HAS GOTTA love A. C.

  • @papasy3748
    @papasy3748 9 месяцев назад

    Is it just me or do all of our favorites happen to be people who make Sean hold his pancreas in pure laughing joy lol, Alan is still so underrated as a thoroughly funny fucker (also who else knew that as soon as he mentioned a betting shop that Sean would lose it? lol)

  • @doctorsuave
    @doctorsuave 4 года назад +35

    I’d buy that modesty curtain in a heartbeat

  • @AM-sl9bq
    @AM-sl9bq 10 месяцев назад

    the bungee jumping bit is mint.