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  • Dog expert Dale Sturtevant (Will Ferrell) advertises his new puppy training program, "Dissing Your Dog," which uses mockery and verbal humiliation to effectively correct puppy behavior. [Season 27, 2001]
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  • @jaystitzie4743
    @jaystitzie4743 3 года назад +612

    I do the “you’re a fucking dog” line to my pup sometimes, but she just looks at me and wags her tail.

    • @kylekenan2321
      @kylekenan2321 2 года назад +17

      I have to remind my parents that when they treat theirs like a little kid

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 2 года назад +11

      That’s because she knows you’re losing the fight if you have to remind yourself that lol

    • @rpagenkopf90
      @rpagenkopf90 2 года назад +1

      Same 🤣

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @gailwinds
      @gailwinds Год назад +2

      She probably thought you meant you were gonna mate her when she was old enough.

  • @manofonetitle
    @manofonetitle 5 лет назад +997

    i love how the basset hound just slowly lowers his head as will farrell is talking, it's like the method actually works lmao

    • @APerez89
      @APerez89 4 года назад +22

      It works on some dogs Ive tried it. My dog gets upset when I say shot like that to him. If in the car, hell lower his head and lay down. At home he'll walk away as if to say "I don't need this". 😂

    • @dancarrington7100
      @dancarrington7100 3 года назад +13

      Well yeah because they respond to your tone of voice.

    • @mr.mcnerdo
      @mr.mcnerdo 3 года назад +5

      It seemed to me like the dog is thinking: “Aw, Man! Not this crap again...”

    • @elderxemo92
      @elderxemo92 3 года назад +6

      His rolls were so cute! Bassets!💞

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 2 года назад +6

      I could see how it actually could. The dog would not understand all those words, of course, but they are good at reading people's emotions. The tone of voice, the facial expressions, all that could alert the dog that the guy who feeds them is mispleased.

  • @Gracem2013
    @Gracem2013 3 года назад +303

    “After my third arrest & court ordered anger management counselling”
    Lmao

  • @WencheHberg
    @WencheHberg 8 месяцев назад +254

    Update on Ace - I have gotten him involved in playing some of the games ruclips.net/user/postUgkxECnmSvBSv_NGWx4_ChD73pF3NYZwI2F3 and I can see a difference in his confidence already! My other dog played along and he became intrigued - now its a daily part of our routine - about 3 times a day we do the shell game and the muffin tin game. I am so grateful for coming upon your training techniques!

  • @ArthurShedsJackson
    @ArthurShedsJackson 3 месяца назад +16

    Will Farrell Era, quite possibly the best ever in SNL history. My opinion.

  • @beckycarson3299
    @beckycarson3299 Год назад +248

    I watch his show every saturday and bought the book ruclips.net/user/postUgkxGQVgV21bQ7B9b9duQ1ByImyT9xHbjOKq because i like his method. He's very talktative in the book about his dog training experiences with several different breeds over the years. When he does get to the training chapters, you need to read more slowly, take mental or written notes and try to apply his advice to your pet. That's where i'm at now. Another review is in order aftet i've trained my blue mountain shepherd with brandon mcmillan's method.

  • @calixohiggins9843
    @calixohiggins9843 Год назад +74

    One of their best skits in every sense. That's some A+++ quality writing and Will's dead-eyed delivery is flawlessly executed.

    • @JonBlackstone
      @JonBlackstone 10 месяцев назад +1

      Totally agreed. I’m not sure if everyone appreciates the level of Will’s talent in this sketch. He sells it so perfectly.

  • @squishypineT03
    @squishypineT03 3 года назад +517

    "This also applies to children."
    -My Father 👨

    • @stevenjohnson7720
      @stevenjohnson7720 2 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @98nfp
      @98nfp Год назад +8

      Is your father dark? Because this joke is

    • @fitohoyos
      @fitohoyos 7 месяцев назад

      You're not an effing dog

    • @SeemoreDunkan
      @SeemoreDunkan 4 месяца назад

      ''Father'' -
      F
      A
      T
      H
      E
      R

  • @jpw4795
    @jpw4795 5 лет назад +212

    sounds like every parent from the 1950's 60's and 70's.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Год назад +1

      And maybe some 1980s ones that were either poor, strict, or hated how parenting was, in their eyes, going downhill because of how punk, new wave, rock, and rap were influencing kids.

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell Год назад

      ​@@canaisyoung3601lmao yeah it had 0 to do with that- theu were just abusive aholes

  • @yogagirl411
    @yogagirl411 5 лет назад +123

    “Screaming myself hoarse...” omg I lost it 😂😂😂😂

  • @R00SKi
    @R00SKi 5 лет назад +187

    I love how he just gets all up on the floor to speak to the pup on eye level 😂

  • @stephenc8
    @stephenc8 5 лет назад +1839

    Only will Ferrell could get away with a skit like this

    • @michaelweston2285
      @michaelweston2285 5 лет назад +43

      and countless other cast members over the past 40 years.

    • @stephenc8
      @stephenc8 5 лет назад +10

      @@michaelweston2285 yeah right, you obviously haven't been paying attention, I could explain to you why he was the highest paid SNL member of all time but I'm sure you already know that

    • @michaelweston2285
      @michaelweston2285 5 лет назад +22

      @@stephenc8 so that's the qualification for who "could get away with a skit like this"? whoever was the highest paid? do you need someone to explain to you how those 2 things have jack shit to do with each other?
      bwy, Will's salary was a record nearly 20 years ago because he was the senior-most member and salaries were increasing. Colin Jost now makes well over Will's old salary and is the highest paid, perhaps with Michael Che. does that mean he's the only one who could "get away with a skit like this"? stupid to bring money into this conversation. just say Will did a great job and leave it at that.

    • @justindavenport9182
      @justindavenport9182 5 лет назад

      Agreed

    • @AdemVoldy
      @AdemVoldy 5 лет назад +17

      Chris Farley easily would've gotten away with this kind of skit. Would've been hilarious, too.

  • @M1ckTheMan
    @M1ckTheMan 3 года назад +33

    If I ever get a boy Bassett I'm naming him Humphrey just because of this sketch.

  • @McCrapweasel
    @McCrapweasel 3 года назад +3

    "You're a fxxking dog" 🤣

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 Год назад +5

    My cats respond to my heavy sarcasm with even greater sarcasm.

  • @Supertasticisaword
    @Supertasticisaword 6 лет назад +476

    My dad did this with my Cat, and idk how but it’s worked 😂

    • @whalesong999
      @whalesong999 6 лет назад +45

      The words mean nothing to them. They sense the tone and intent from somewhere inside us. Makes sense - sarcasm just causes them to leave, feels unfriendly.

    • @mitchevans9315
      @mitchevans9315 5 лет назад +17

      Doesn’t work on cats. They are basically a-holes. They don’t care!

    • @clairegheill2944
      @clairegheill2944 5 лет назад +2

      It’s a joke you expect something like that to work in real life

    • @josephfrechette9916
      @josephfrechette9916 5 лет назад +10

      claire gheill actually cats are really good at picking up what your saying. Just like if you spend enough time with a cat you can often tell what their meows mean.

    • @clairegheill2944
      @clairegheill2944 5 лет назад +4

      joseph frechette ture but I’m just surprised that someone actually took this snl clip seriously and actually tried it on a cat instead of a dog also will feral was in so many snl clips before and probably didn’t expect anybody to actually do something like that to their pets

  • @Wildstar40
    @Wildstar40 Год назад +22

    Margret and her fussy eating habits won this skit because clearly the dog food is changed when she finally eats it.

  • @Dubyahh
    @Dubyahh 5 лет назад +81

    Ahhh i think my parents read this book and applied it to me

  • @isabellalam08
    @isabellalam08 2 года назад +6

    The basset hound is absolutely adorable

  • @renebrown7394
    @renebrown7394 5 лет назад +19

    I'll try these on my two pups as I am sure with their extensive brain capacity and concern for the cleanliness and upkeep of my home, they will take all of my light proddings to heart and reassess their stress inducing behaviors.

  • @willt.9654
    @willt.9654 7 лет назад +146

    2:20 "Mexican Fighting Beagles"

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 7 лет назад +4

      Hahaha, they should put also suicidal thoughts.

    • @SamAndrew27
      @SamAndrew27 5 лет назад +1

      Yo quiero Taco Bell.

    • @jaz.s2k2
      @jaz.s2k2 2 месяца назад

      I actually looked that up lol. Long story short I went down a rabbit hole on extinct dog breeds. There's no fighting beagle per say but there used to actually be an extinct breed of Mexican fighting dog. Correct me if I'm wrong but they looked like huge Staffordshire bull terriers, built almost like monster trucks too lol. Was an interesting read

  • @SA-247
    @SA-247 5 лет назад +70

    "Beating them without mercy"😂😂😂😂😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂 @ 0:22

    • @DevonReedMusic
      @DevonReedMusic 6 месяцев назад

      Only Will Ferrell can say such a horrible thing and make it come off as comedy gold. Seriously in real life people would immediately call animal control.

    • @johnyoung2702
      @johnyoung2702 5 месяцев назад +1

      I've been laughing at this comment for 5 minutes

  • @MaximusNV
    @MaximusNV 3 года назад +17

    one of the greatest skits of all time

  • @tomaskuli177
    @tomaskuli177 5 лет назад +35

    Funny AF and true. My dog acts like she's paying the damned mortgage. All up in my business and laying all over my couches and my bed!

  • @arrowguy173
    @arrowguy173 4 года назад +28

    Easily one of his all time best. Hilarious.

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 7 лет назад +195

    Most dogs, including mine, just look at you after your insults like "Yeah, and fuck you, now feed me. You know I own you with my cuteness"!

    • @sweetcaramel4750
      @sweetcaramel4750 7 лет назад

      Jessica Pisetsky 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😅😅

    • @mikeprince920
      @mikeprince920 7 лет назад +1

      You ruined my night with this frivolous comment. Remove yourself from RUclips.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 7 лет назад

      Mike Prince 😂😂

    • @niekoscorpio
      @niekoscorpio 7 лет назад +1

      Mike Prince seriously?

  • @JD37
    @JD37 5 лет назад +91

    "I tried everything.... screaming myself hoarse, locking them in a closet for days or just beating them without mercy."
    Leave it to Will Ferrell to make us laugh endlessly about something that, if it were really happening, would make us call the police within seconds.

  • @kristinwolf1165
    @kristinwolf1165 6 лет назад +9

    I love the Bassett hound. He's just looking at Will like" can I help you?" and the " your a fucking dog" to the Frenchie at the end. Brilliant.😂😂

    • @LAkadian
      @LAkadian 3 года назад

      *you're.
      You're an adult. You need to learn that.

  • @dallen8605
    @dallen8605 5 лет назад +8

    Will Ferrell's comedic delivery G.P.A is a 4.0 on a slow day.

    • @WinningTrades4U
      @WinningTrades4U 5 лет назад +3

      D Allen 4.382 GPA* This dude is in all advanced placement courses and his teacher has handed over the pointer, taken a seat and Will is now the teacher

    • @dallen8605
      @dallen8605 5 лет назад

      @@WinningTrades4U 😄👍🏾

  • @freya574
    @freya574 6 лет назад +45

    One of the funniest- if not the funniest SNL sketch ever. I’ve seen it hundreds of times and it never fails at making me laugh

  • @rhielleeveret6777
    @rhielleeveret6777 6 лет назад +11

    Ok, everyone, go back and pause this video at 2:20, and just read all of the small print. You’ll learn a little about
    “Mexican Fighting Beagles”

    • @riverjordan2725
      @riverjordan2725 Год назад +1

      The fine print says,"Not approved for use with Rottweilers, Pitbulls, or Mexican fighting beagles. Some toy breeds when subjected to prolonged, sustained ridicule may experience insomnia or depression." 🤣

  • @wanderinggypsy3203
    @wanderinggypsy3203 5 месяцев назад +2

    2:22 the fine print 😂

  • @xXxJSCOTTxXx
    @xXxJSCOTTxXx 2 года назад +1

    I have a 3 year old pit-mix. Whenever he occasionally barks outside and causes a ruckus, I go out back and calmly but sternly ask him:
    "Hey! What are you doing?"
    He quickly gets the message that I do not approve and finds something else to do that isn't so loud...
    He's a great dog, doesn't even scratch at the door or bark when he wants inside. He will sit patiently and wait for hours to be noticed and let in.
    I sometimes talk to him like a person and he moans and yawns like he has something to say but can't find the words...😄
    Dogs are a treasure.

  • @drkatel
    @drkatel 4 года назад +16

    This technique worked so well with my kids, what the heck-I think I'll try it with my dog. 😉

  • @dba4292
    @dba4292 5 лет назад +7

    I still have the VHS :) There is some nice bonus features at the end if you don't rewind. It involve flipping your dog off, the right way 👍 Quality stuff 👌 🐶

  • @rashb3994
    @rashb3994 6 лет назад +12

    LMFAO this is genius, how I'm I just now seeing this clip? "Hey Walter thanks for your "help' with the new off white sofa. Everybody agrees that dump you left the was the perfect "accent" so good job. It really does feel like the dogs can kind of understand him.

  • @goalie2998
    @goalie2998 5 лет назад +8

    This series really worked!
    Thanks dale!

  • @amarshall2896
    @amarshall2896 Месяц назад +1

    I say “Right Margret, you wanted Prime Rib…here’s the deal” on a semi-daily basis.

  • @peejay4606
    @peejay4606 6 лет назад +7

    I miss Will Ferrell on SNL. One of the funniest skits I've ever seen

  • @jamezrobertz8638
    @jamezrobertz8638 7 лет назад +45

    Love the Frenchie!

  • @elliesings9508
    @elliesings9508 5 лет назад +6

    "...I know it's not your 1st choice, but keep in mind, you're a fucking dog" I'm crying I'm laughing so hard

  • @NoName-zb1gm
    @NoName-zb1gm 3 года назад +2

    The last dog is so funny. That looks he gives the dog after dissing her is so hilarious.

  • @shazk.557
    @shazk.557 9 лет назад +42

    Great sketch!

  • @drewhunkins7192
    @drewhunkins7192 5 лет назад +4

    Absolutely hysterical. Remember this sketch well.

  • @alicesbeloved4109
    @alicesbeloved4109 3 года назад +3

    Dudes the funniest comedian alive, 👊🏽🤴🏽👊🏽

  • @count_bodies_like_sheep9296
    @count_bodies_like_sheep9296 4 года назад +40

    2:00 the dog looked like it gave him the stink eye before walking away lmao

  • @DrDoohickey
    @DrDoohickey 23 дня назад

    This just had me and stitches. One of his best!

  • @SonofStLouis
    @SonofStLouis 3 года назад +3

    One of the top sketches

  • @josuearreola2367
    @josuearreola2367 5 лет назад +5

    I will NEVER stop laughing at this skit

  • @michaelplzno
    @michaelplzno Год назад +1

    The official guide to communicating with google employees.

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe 7 лет назад +4

    Hey Dale, don't be dissin' dat dog.

  • @ambermcclellan5788
    @ambermcclellan5788 6 лет назад +1

    Best skit Ever

  • @usmcchrisg
    @usmcchrisg 3 года назад +6

    This is exactly how I talk to my wife's dog.

  • @spiritualempress6691
    @spiritualempress6691 5 месяцев назад

    My dogs run my life so when they’re picky about not getting extra handouts in their dogfood I’m like “eat you’re fucking dog food” in my head but not to their face. Will nails it 😂

  • @robertrohde4579
    @robertrohde4579 5 лет назад +2

    I love my puppy despite the fact she is a chewing machine! Irish Wolfhound pups are something else!

  • @summerfalls1998
    @summerfalls1998 2 года назад +1

    Beating them with out mercy lol.

  • @bristolpka1143
    @bristolpka1143 10 месяцев назад

    The disclaimer written at the end was awesome!

  • @reasonableknievel7259
    @reasonableknievel7259 5 лет назад +2

    I've been using this method to raise my dogs since I saw this skit on air. It really works!

  • @skinnypuppy8249
    @skinnypuppy8249 4 года назад +2

    I am testament to this, his book really works. My dog uses the toilet now

  • @alemotapenn
    @alemotapenn 5 лет назад +4

    Humphrey is gorgeous 😍

  • @viksra
    @viksra 6 лет назад +3

    I want to see Will Ferrell meet Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

  • @sherrytube2881
    @sherrytube2881 5 лет назад +1

    I love this skit!!! 😂🤣😂 Freaking hilarious Will Ferrell!! 🤣😂🤣

  • @peter-radiantpipes2800
    @peter-radiantpipes2800 6 лет назад +1

    I have been searching for a 70’s/80’s SNL bit called forever kittens or forever puppies where they give kids puppies but when it gets older and less cute, they pull up this garbage truck and throw them in and replace them. It’s so damn funny. Can not find it.

  • @teardropperkinz8823
    @teardropperkinz8823 5 лет назад +2

    That face at 1:23 😂😂😂

  • @rioboy13
    @rioboy13 3 года назад

    1:56 BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!

  • @speedygreenie
    @speedygreenie 2 года назад

    My 2nd favorite Will Ferrel skit. My favorite it Pet Chow Rat Poison.

  • @mekhedashow
    @mekhedashow 4 месяца назад +2

    Who’s here after Kristi Noel book about killing dogs released

  • @rioboy13
    @rioboy13 6 лет назад +1

    1:40 BRILLIANT!!!!!

  • @beamertoy
    @beamertoy 3 года назад

    He's being punished 😂

  • @davidsanderson3676
    @davidsanderson3676 5 лет назад +2

    That mustache😂

  • @tracybrown2482
    @tracybrown2482 4 года назад +1

    Omg these pups are so cute

  • @annalisavajda252
    @annalisavajda252 6 месяцев назад +1

    His sense of irony...

  • @squigglydoo9386
    @squigglydoo9386 4 года назад +1

    Will Farrell... making assholes like me socially acceptable since the 1990s. Thank you, Sir.

  • @KidCorporate
    @KidCorporate 2 года назад +1

    WARNING: Not approved for use with Pit Bulls, Rottweilers, or Mexican Fighting Beagles. Some Toy breeds, when subjected to prolonged, sustained ridicule, may experience insomnia or depression.

  • @DemonDante1000
    @DemonDante1000 4 года назад +2

    i pissed myself laughing while watching this

  • @ProudPapa26
    @ProudPapa26 Год назад

    I love this. I think of this sketch every time I see people treat people like humans.

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose 6 лет назад +26

    "Some Toy breeds, when subjected to prolonged, sustained ridicule, may experience insomnia or depression."

  • @eddieford9373
    @eddieford9373 Год назад

    This is the first snl skit I remember seeing. Still funny.

  • @umbrumsoldier1544
    @umbrumsoldier1544 9 месяцев назад

    Irony is that he played dog in the movie Strays, about 20 years after this skit.

  • @Nunyafbiz
    @Nunyafbiz 3 месяца назад

    YOU’RE NOT DOUG! YOU’RE REGGIE 😂

  • @JM-xu8em
    @JM-xu8em 4 года назад +2

    I want to say that Ferrell ties for the funniest skits on SNL.

  • @highdeserthuntinggmail9375
    @highdeserthuntinggmail9375 4 года назад

    I would definitely buy all five volumes of "Dissing your Dog". Hell, I'd even put in workshop for my community

  • @FTWorWTF
    @FTWorWTF 5 лет назад +1

    Humphrey is so cute :3

  • @AKNeal81
    @AKNeal81 3 года назад +1

    A true classic.

  • @dwreck120981
    @dwreck120981 9 месяцев назад

    1:00 actually works lol

  • @Brodyman23
    @Brodyman23 3 года назад

    “But keep in mind, YOU’RE A F@&#ING DOG,” has been playing in my head repeatedly since we got a new puppy... 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @reeferseasalt
    @reeferseasalt 3 года назад

    This is the best dog skit haha

  • @sladedavisfishing1682
    @sladedavisfishing1682 7 лет назад +3

    0:19 though🤣

  • @thejollytexashippie7569
    @thejollytexashippie7569 3 года назад

    Will Ferrell Is Funny 🤣😂😅😄

  • @Saturndragonfly
    @Saturndragonfly 3 года назад +2

    A lot dislikes for a Will Ferrell sketch. That's sacrilege.

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau 2 года назад

    The disclaimer @2:19.... OMG.

  • @patroberts5449
    @patroberts5449 5 месяцев назад +9

    Ummm don’t show this to Kristi Noem…………

    • @stevenbacon-cheddar9914
      @stevenbacon-cheddar9914 2 месяца назад +2

      Actually do, it’d be an improvement over her current method of dog training😂

  • @jmc5209
    @jmc5209 4 года назад

    The credit card order warning at the end is great

  • @darklordojeda
    @darklordojeda 7 лет назад +6

    The 30 second Chevy Equinox ads are getting extremely old.

  • @johnkolinoff8591
    @johnkolinoff8591 3 года назад

    Contrascier you're my Hero.

  • @mytwistedchurro
    @mytwistedchurro 7 лет назад

    If I had approached my Pointer dog when he was about to supper like Will did, he would have growl and show me all his mighty pearly whites.

  • @PattyBandAidz
    @PattyBandAidz 4 года назад

    Humphrey, Walter, Margaret, and Murphy

  • @BenRajan
    @BenRajan 3 года назад

    I watched the SNL BTS video a couple years ago and now I can't help but notice the actors eyes reading the cards with their lines.

  • @callmeshaggy5166
    @callmeshaggy5166 2 года назад +1

    Humphrey is a goofy name

  • @stevenfong1928
    @stevenfong1928 6 лет назад

    Did this come up in my search for animal sarcasm cause it's now the year of the dog?