"My lady, I ventured far and wide in search of you. I endured pain and sorrow beyond imagination to answer your call. I am at your mercy now, my beautiful queen. I only ask that you comfort me in my final hours." She said nothing, but silently admired his worn and scarred body. He was a warrior, no doubt, but to think he would give away his wings so easily. He is either one willing to make any sacrifice for love, or a fool beyond comprehension.
Or how females of particular spider species literally eat the male while they are mating, though this is done on purpose by the males. If the male mates with a female to the point of being consumed by her, he has more time to release his seed and thus have a higher chance of having more offspring. This also translates to the female having more nutrition and thus more likely to survive and be fit to birth and care for more spiderlings. However if he mates with her for only a short period of time he is most likely to survive mating and not being eaten, however this comes at the cost of them being less likely to father children(never mind a large amount of them).
@@sam-mv7qp well not ants but I've had my fair share of human females claim to be innocent then later found out they weren't . I just saw the similarity in what the queen ant does
Brandon Greenland - Glenforest SS (2172) id hope so otherwise this mans just ripped his own wings off and died for some bug puss that wasn’t even good 💀💀
Fire Ant Drone so a million children began ripping parts off of him and to keep from getting completely killed he excreted odors!? Then he had sex and died!!?? And is the father to MILLIONS!?!?!? He really wanted some!
People always wonder how such a complex process could be programmed evolutionairly into their DNA. But the thing is, these ants have gone through thousands of reproductive cycles during the time that we're alive... each time this happens there are considerably more male ants which never make it into the hole, either because they didn't clip their wings or they didn't find the nest properly or whatever. The programming gets smarter and smarter and you end up with this extremely complex behavior. It's really quite amazing and hard to grasp with our minds!
Worker to Queen: The consort is dead, what should we-“ Queen: “Consume him like the rest” Worker to larva: “I got food for ya, come eat your daddy!” Larva: Nom Nom nom nom
We humans are so stupid ...we don't take lesson nature gives us .. here it tells us that we will have to pay for such things dearly if done illegally like adultery/ fornication etc..
Ants: *"Halt! Who dares try to enter the nest!"* Male: *"I bring offerings for the Queen. I hope to become consort."* Ants: *"Very well. We will take you to the Royal Chamber, but first, you must pay the toll."* Male: *"That's fine. To show I'm worthy, I take my wings myself."* Ants: *"Follow us, we will take you to the Queen."* *(Royal Chamber)* Queen: *"Who is this you've brought into my chamber?"* Ants: *"A consort for the Queen, we have brought to you, your majesty."* Male: *"My lady, I have travelled far and wide over land and water to reach you."* Queen: *"I am impressed. Very well, you may proceed." ----- Queen: *"You must have brought with you the knowledge that you will not leave here alive?"* Male: *"I know. And I accept that."* Queen: *"Then begone from my Chamber. My son's and daughters hunger still."*
worker ants: You must be tough to mate with our queen, how tough are you?
King: Pulls off his own wing.
worker ants: come right in sir.
jajajajajaja da fuck
haha
I dont think there are such things as king ants
@@sprinks06 They are just male ants without the royal treatment the queen gets.
😂😂😂😂
Male Ant- **RIPS OFF WINGS LIKE A BOSS**
Guardian Ants- I like this one....
Tf
James V Kalabacas 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe he thought it was his jacket he ripped off until it was too late 😅
😂😂
"What did it cost?"
Ant: Everything.
*THE BOIS*
Bruh!!😂 Underrated comment!!!👍
Wwoooh!
The hardest choices require the strongest wills
👏😂
Ripping off the male ants wings = the ants version of 'may i take your jacket'
Lol
Good one lol
🤣good one
UWUU
Hhhhh and then please proceed and enjoy your last pleasure-mission
I'd die too if I saw how much child support for 7 million kids was.
Justin Patterson 😂😂😂😂😂 I can't
TOP COMMENT
I'd blow my brains out to escape that fate
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
No one on earth has that type of money.
Ant babies: Great dinner mom, what’s your secret ingredient?”
Ant queen: “Your father.”
l m a o
🤣
LOL BRUH
😆😆😆
Ant babies: mah wha-
"You had your wings ripped off and you're about to die."
"doesnt matter had sex"
Elf Monster yep the struggle is real
Sun Brolem h
Ant wings are specifically designed to be able to be easily detached. All ant queens at the start of life have wings, but lose them.
......
At least he didn't die a virgin
“Retires from the royal chamber, then dies”
So casual 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is so sad...
Death by snu-snu
Ded.
Honestly seems the most suitable way to go if you chose to marry any woman.
"Did you do it with the queen?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost?"
"Everything." **dies**
This is criminally underrated....
Congratulations for 400 likes
😂😂😂
My life is a lie, bumblebees are male ants in disguise.
LMAO I WAS CONFUSED FOR A SECOND
lol was also learned that now *embarassed
not they aren't
I am amazed to hear that
:O
How was the Photographer allowed in the Royal Chamber? :P
@@jakefuent5745 How do Americans get themselves scammed by Indian scammers? 😅
Easy. The photographer ripped of his limbs so he could smash with the queen.
Anup Verma ant porn dude
He's antman, obviously.
@@areagamer51ent97 You're fake news
"My lady, I ventured far and wide in search of you. I endured pain and sorrow beyond imagination to answer your call. I am at your mercy now, my beautiful queen. I only ask that you comfort me in my final hours."
She said nothing, but silently admired his worn and scarred body. He was a warrior, no doubt, but to think he would give away his wings so easily. He is either one willing to make any sacrifice for love, or a fool beyond comprehension.
I need to go to bed
Wow
Cringeeeee ughhhh .. ffs.
George R.R. Martin?
Dang, if your comment was a book I would read it.
*Gets almost eaten
*Gets wings ripped off
*Dies afterwards
Doesn't matter, had sex
abdallaha92 Awwad 😂🤣😂
Totally worth it hahaha
@Iam me Yup
The queen probably have std
@@seitakiiiii Doubt he cares
"He'll soon be presentable for his audience with the queen"
*Trudges into the cave with half of a wing*
😂😂
xD
Your comment was the only one to make me chuckle out loud
At least he doesn't have acne and bad skin like you, looking like a gorilla's ass cheeks 😭ꏿꏿ
😂😂
Male ant: *Rips wings like it didn't hurt*
Also male ant: *Lasts a few seconds with the Queen*
all male ants are virgins, can't be too tough on them.
@@lolasdm6959 so they’re nature’s discord servers
Guards: Halt! You cannot meet the queen unless you give us something in return.
Male: (rips wings of)
Guards: you may pass.
Yep, pretty much. LOL
Omg its a trap get him
@The No.1 Guy a bad day huh?
Off*
@@voncarrillo6962 övhammàķ7ďvvidañadabagavthair
Ant man left the group
@Mr. Like
Scott is gonna need some therapy and orange slices...
Guards: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?
Winged male: How tough am I? *rips wing*
Guards: *W O W*
Fuckin love this
Nice job copying comments
Omgggggg spngbbsqrpnts reference 😍
You copying marcos's comment. Look who's earlier.
Get your own fucking thought. Biter
This comment section had me dying of laughter
😂😂😂same feeling
Really? It had me lose faith in humanity.
Same
@@Naharu. doesn't matter he had sex
Louvell Gula nature videos like this have the best comment section 😭😭
This gives new meaning to being a wingman.
Get out😂
Hii there 😍😍😘😘😋
Oh my gosh!!!😂😂🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Ants: "You're gonna die now"
King: "At least I didn't die a virgin ;)"
💀💀💀💀😭
Holy Lee damn. They arent called fire ants for nothing.
when your date is in the master bedroom and u just arrived
servants took off ur shades, jackets and clothes like a bawss
*Sighs*
I'm laughing
( i really am XD )
Lol xD
And then you die...
Getting stripped by servants sounds gr8
Male: yo soldiers lemme smash
Soldiers: no Ron your wings are too fat
*rips wings off
Soldier: Now you can pass
Ron: Thanks
*Proceeds to smash the queen and then die
Male Ant appears: *I LIKE EM BIG, I LIKE EM CHUNKY*
😂😂😂
Worker ant : look how I think, moto-moto like you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Queen ant : ....
@@garikm24 LMFAO
And all of a sudden, a cloud of bug spray hits them.
I guess that's my cue *takes a can of bug spray*
Why is one direction everywhere I- I don’t even care I love it👁👄👁
@@vspreels399 😉😂
I swear one direction fans are like all around. I'm here too
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
and his corpse serves the colony as food i expect
''Nothing is wasted..''
Its just like how male prayer mantises are eaten by their partners after impregnating them.
Or how females of particular spider species literally eat the male while they are mating, though this is done on purpose by the males. If the male mates with a female to the point of being consumed by her, he has more time to release his seed and thus have a higher chance of having more offspring. This also translates to the female having more nutrition and thus more likely to survive and be fit to birth and care for more spiderlings. However if he mates with her for only a short period of time he is most likely to survive mating and not being eaten, however this comes at the cost of them being less likely to father children(never mind a large amount of them).
@@RikXtreme4 John Hammond: "Spared no expense!"
Only femsles in insects are cannibals
Male ant: *trying to smash*
Anteater:
*i'M AboUt to EnD ThiS mAN's WhoLe cArEER*
Thats fucking wild bro
Atleast he doesnt have to pay child support
Pineapple he does though. His wings and his corpse provide the babies with food.
Ants are such cannibals.
@@DembaiVT it is better to die once.
Hii there 😍😍😘😘😋
@@DembaiVT thats life support
Still a better love story than Twilight
very true
Christopher Longo what are you talking about, that was a great love story.
Fifty shades ***
I so agree with you
But in Twilight, vampires *glitter!!* 😂😂
Queen: *farts* oopsie
Male ant: *INHALES* it's go time
Wheeze*
He did it for the love of his country. Brave soldier👮♂️
Nah he just wanted to smash
😀😀😀😀😀
Among ants, soldiers are females. He died for sex, lol.
@@wrestler-kickboxer2524 And we Respect him for that
Brave soldier graaape! 🍇 if you know, you know 😂
pull out game = atrocious
Upperbyte pull out game = non-existent
you mean... ANTrocious ehehehehehe
Damn getting laid in the insect world is a damn brutal job...
Edit:hoho shiat thanks for the love all
Yes it is boy praying mantisis gets there head eaten
The males always just die afterwards, tough life
Not to mention that they’re always smaller than females.
That edit is cringe af
@@thebutcherofblaviken7726 Nikka you gay xd
we just watched porn, lowkey
Surprisingly easy to fap to
Gotta flag the video for pornographic content
T. M. Better plot than most human porn
@@flyingpaladin617 You nasty shit
I'm reporting
"The male is also enormous"
**Me 6'3, 240 pounds**
"Daaammm"
Lol I’m 6’3 230. With a shirt on I just look like a huge person. Even tho I do have a little extra
Ashley C gay niggas be like
I am less than half of ur weight lol
🐼
I mean, it is still enormous.
*Bruno Mars Remix*
"I'll catch a grenade for ya!'
"I'll pull off my wing for ya!"
Royal king ant:
Its okay peasants i have arrive to give the queen the royal D
im dying 🤣
*Royal D* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The only way this could be more metal is if the ants started chanting _"Blood for the blood god."_
Just Andre Too True
Inquisitor Dragon sup
Well, they're bugs, so their more like Tyranids. lolz
Skulls for the Skull Throne
Thrones for the throne skull!
*"He's actually in mortal danger."*
Then why'd u let him go in there, man?
Cuz sex.
Because that giant ant wanted to fuck a another giant ant
Dating in a nutshell:
- Wings = Money
- Workers = Your GF's Family
- Queen = Your GF
- Male Ant = Me
(cries in Bankruptcy)
Vaas Montenegro accurate af
Vaas Montenegro “Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?”
So true
Why aren't you dead yet
Roger Waters, dead =Bankruptcy. The last word...
So the queen invited some guy over and her minions ate him alive? lol
For the colony I guess
Male Ant: What's Good Queen I'm Here!!
Queen Ant: I'm bout to end this Ants whole career.
0:34 thats not an ant thats a buffalo
lucila no comment
eliasmartell mamasita!
Um
eliasmartell the alpha
Antffalo
anteo and juliant
lol
OML
I see whatcha did there. LOL
LOL
😂😂😂😂
Respect for the cameraman who went inside the ants nest to film this masterpiece
Well...male ants only live for sex....dont know if that should be great or horrible
Its great. What dont you understand? If male ants didnt have sex with the female ants, then there are no babies made.
to preserve the colony!
The male ant is doing it for the existing of their kind
Robert Barnett how they make a new big male ant and a queen ant?
Vocal Tune TO PRESERVE THE COLONY!!
How on earth do you guys manage to get in the chamber and take such awesome videos? Miraculous!
+Adil Sayeed wire cam
Adil Sayeed they hired some ants to do the job.
i was thinking that too
ronch550 obviously
paid actors
How did he die?
Queen Ant: On Top Of Me 😭😂😭😂😭
Lmfaoo the queen was letting everybody hit
David Estrada sounds familiar ? 🤔
And producing the virgin scent each time she did it to trick the males into thinking they had a good wife. Lying hoe. Humans and insects are so alike.
@@palestinevideos2025 you getting hurt over some ants, relax male
@@sam-mv7qp well not ants but I've had my fair share of human females claim to be innocent then later found out they weren't . I just saw the similarity in what the queen ant does
a a so true lol
Queen let every male ant in the colony hit it THOT
Female ant
Keith Jordan L I
Garand Thumb?
What are you talking about? All the ant soldiers and workers are females, sisters born by their mother the queen
It's a joke knobhead
Me seeing the winged male ant: WHAT AN ABSOLUTE UNIT
Not really was manipulated by queen pheromones.
1:47
“AAAAAAHHHHHHH....it’ll be worth it, I’m gonna have sex, it’ll be worth it, I’m gonna have sex”
Ants + humans + sci-fi = Alien franchise
In Rick&Morty there are ant-like aliens - soldiers of the galacic federation.
Azrael095 starship troopers bra
KnightOfNostalgia u mean ant man?
“Enders game” the book and movie kinda follow this formula
Damn you, Ripley!
Guards:You can't pas-
Spreading some awesome fresh fashion of 2019 perfume.
Guards:Never mind.
How important the need to produce is that he gave up his wings and life just to do it.
Very important.
For the life of millions ants ofc
Those 2 seconds were worth it
Brandon Greenland - Glenforest SS (2172) id hope so otherwise this mans just ripped his own wings off and died for some bug puss that wasn’t even good 💀💀
The Other Side
Virgins gotta do what they gotta do
Thanks for posting. Queen ants have one of the longest life-spans of any known insect - up to 28 years in captivity.
😛 all this effort just to slide a one micrometer cucumber 🥒 behind the queen.
Elephants think the same thing. When they saw us going on that date to the Atlanta zoo they already knew what wasup
AY Blackie sounds like you’ve been....
@@SoloLevellor expose
Thats all we do it man
booty before body
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is exactly what happend to my brother yesterday.
Fire Ant Drone so a million children began ripping parts off of him and to keep from getting completely killed he excreted odors!? Then he had sex and died!!?? And is the father to MILLIONS!?!?!? He really wanted some!
Duck Tales lmao
Duck Tales Read his username, He is an ant, so true
Kek.
Fire Ant Drone
May he rest in peace
Sacrificing himself for a new generation of ants 🐜
I mean i would die if i inew i had to pay child support for 7mil children
King shit
@@ryanhidalgo2338 Only for pushyy
he did it just for the sex
A looser's life lol😅🤣
Workers: lol you let us rip your wings off and we're gonna eat u now
Male: still hit tho ahaha
0:31 A WILD MOTO MOTO APPEARED AND I THINK IT LIKES YOU
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol mdgscr
Drone after mating:
_My time has come._
Sninctbur My time has cum*
@@_HyenaLoaf "And swallowed by the metaphorical mouth of fate."
He did not die a virgin lol
"For he'll father several million new ants..."
*dies after mating*
Is this the ant equivalent of their dad "going out for a pack of smokes"?
The male looks like a Moth or a Giant bee
IKR
It's scary!
Nature is beyond bizarre, just incredible
"His job done, he retires from the royal chamber *and dies*"
Why does that sound like such a mood
gamora: how much did it cost
male ant: everything
The queen had to go on a diet in order to travel
Ha that's enough Internet for today...
People always wonder how such a complex process could be programmed evolutionairly into their DNA. But the thing is, these ants have gone through thousands of reproductive cycles during the time that we're alive... each time this happens there are considerably more male ants which never make it into the hole, either because they didn't clip their wings or they didn't find the nest properly or whatever. The programming gets smarter and smarter and you end up with this extremely complex behavior. It's really quite amazing and hard to grasp with our minds!
Not here for a long time, just here for a good time
Terry064 💀💀💀💀
Lmao
At least say it correctly
Narrator: "He retires from the royal chamber, and dies."
Me: *Cackling at that transition*
Wait i thought the wingman was the supportive one
What happened?
the wingman became just man after he ripped those wings off
Take notes boys that ant has perfected the art of the *smash n’ dash*
Or *smash n’ die* I should say
Hit the ass n' pass
RUclips killing it with these recommendations again
Worker to Queen: The consort is dead, what should we-“
Queen: “Consume him like the rest”
Worker to larva: “I got food for ya, come eat your daddy!”
Larva: Nom Nom nom nom
Creepy
😁 eating sound was hilarious
so its a booty and a dinner call simultaneously
Hey guys look what I got at the swap meet, a whole wing 😂
2:05
he has their support, at least for the time being
“What did it cost ?”
“Every-wing”
Bounced: "what do you have to offer for getting in?"
Ant: "I'll give you my wing?"
Queen: What is your purpose here?
Flying Ant: Chakalakalaka in youuuuu.
*Pulls off own wing
Ant: thay called me a madman
Watching how sad and dangerous the insect world is, Iliterally have been saying out loud all day i am so glad i am a human!
You know what if recarnation is real I don't want to be a ant
Fkdkek
Owl
"the scent she produces are irresistible"
Damn he ain't wrong
1:53 nothing is wasted even the wing has some nutritional value 😂😂🤣🤣
*gets attacked
*wings ripped off
*struggle for 5 days
still hit tho
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude was buff and hard as nails 😂 he deserved that queen
When you give up your life to just tap it....
Wouldn't be the first man, won't be the last!
I came when the ant did
:|
Lol
Whose MANS is this???!! 😂😂😂
Was it a phat nut??
Must have been really really QUICK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7am and I'm lying in bed watching ants mate
*I wonder about myself sometimes*
Yuh bruh, it's 7am now at my home too....
Its 5.33 am in Australia.. lol
He’s on Probation 😂😂😂,this narrator knows how to make story lively
Me: “SEE THIS BABE??!!”
Bf: “yeah wish that was me sometimes”
Me: 😑 “that wasn’t my point”
Poor bastard 😂
"He had a short but productive life." No. He mated once and died. that is not a productive life.
Doesn't matter, had sex
+Zachary Krawczyk lol.He died happy.
I'm dying 😂😂😂
billions of ants
He had a REPRODUCTIVE life...
I'm disturbed by this level of detail, it's the sound. The social hierarchy is so fascinating
poor fella he loose wing for sex
A romantic metaphor of every man's life
then crawls off to the death chamber after the deed is done. I mean... maybe he could grow his wings back if all those nuptials didn't kill him.
I'd rather keep my wings and not be tied to tradition
We humans are so stupid ...we don't take lesson nature gives us ..
here it tells us that we will have to pay for such things dearly if done illegally like adultery/ fornication etc..
Ants: *"Halt! Who dares try to enter the nest!"*
Male: *"I bring offerings for the Queen. I hope to become consort."*
Ants: *"Very well. We will take you to the Royal Chamber, but first, you must pay the toll."*
Male: *"That's fine. To show I'm worthy, I take my wings myself."*
Ants: *"Follow us, we will take you to the Queen."*
*(Royal Chamber)*
Queen: *"Who is this you've brought into my chamber?"*
Ants: *"A consort for the Queen, we have brought to you, your majesty."*
Male: *"My lady, I have travelled far and wide over land and water to reach you."*
Queen: *"I am impressed. Very well, you may proceed."
-----
Queen: *"You must have brought with you the knowledge that you will not leave here alive?"*
Male: *"I know. And I accept that."*
Queen: *"Then begone from my Chamber. My son's and daughters hunger still."*
10/10
Came here for the comments. Wasnt disappointed.
I learned a lot too.
Wow. So he just rolls over and croaks. :(
and girls complain when guys go to sleep afterwards .... at least we dont die!!