Greer Barnes Imagines the Day Black People Leave Earth - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @sharebeartay
    @sharebeartay 6 лет назад +4266

    His sound effects are on point!

    • @Iwijn2000
      @Iwijn2000 6 лет назад +72

      yeah, they sound exactly like an alien spaceship

    • @kb2x172
      @kb2x172 6 лет назад +50

      15-13 in overtime 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joungyalen25
      @joungyalen25 6 лет назад +33

      He must be a beat boxer in his free time.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 5 лет назад +1

      Always

    • @cockeyedoptimista
      @cockeyedoptimista 5 лет назад +1

      sharebeartay It's the only thing good about him.

  • @ROYALEWITKESSO
    @ROYALEWITKESSO 6 лет назад +1477

    That "we leaving" track sound dope af tbh lol

    • @cordshort151
      @cordshort151 5 лет назад +34

      On everything it is lol

    • @Maddluv4eric
      @Maddluv4eric 5 лет назад +77

      Y'all can't come 😆

    • @Kittiebanks
      @Kittiebanks 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @manz007
      @manz007 5 лет назад +18

      Reminds me of samurai champloo beatbox track

    • @TreyGoose
      @TreyGoose 5 лет назад +12

      That God damn boom bap😂😂😂

  • @emangamer1729
    @emangamer1729 5 лет назад +2173

    The aliens drag Uncle Ruckus kicking and screaming onto the ship.

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 5 лет назад +165

      Eman Gamer Oh no. We’re going to leave him, Larry Elder and Ben Carson.

    • @elianayisrael82
      @elianayisrael82 5 лет назад +8

      SCSilk 💯

    • @leonidas0242
      @leonidas0242 5 лет назад +42

      @@SCSilk don't forget jesse lee peterson

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 5 лет назад +5

      Leonidas 024 never heard of him.

    • @betterlifekings
      @betterlifekings 5 лет назад +31

      Were leaving sheriff David Clarke too

  • @Lord_OTD
    @Lord_OTD Год назад +296

    That Knicks beat Celtics 15-13 in overtime joke always kills me 🤣😭

    • @minor1822
      @minor1822 2 месяца назад

      explain?

    • @mikehunt3420
      @mikehunt3420 2 месяца назад

      @@minor1822basically black people rule major league sports

    • @minor1822
      @minor1822 2 месяца назад

      @@mikehunt3420 I know but why would that mean the knicks can suddenly beat the celtics

    • @alphafox3505
      @alphafox3505 2 месяца назад

      @@minor1822fam look at both teams he is referring to …now look at what is the majority of race on each team in the league 😂 there’s ya answer that what he is playing on

    • @mikehunt3420
      @mikehunt3420 2 месяца назад

      @@minor1822 do you get the joke yet or do i need to further explain?

  • @MaubenOrigin
    @MaubenOrigin 3 года назад +123

    “Swing low sweet chariot, coming forth to carry me hooooome”

    • @shanacat9129
      @shanacat9129 Год назад +8

      Absolutely!

    • @prod.bylvwlee
      @prod.bylvwlee Год назад +6

      Come on now!

    • @buttons__6046
      @buttons__6046 7 месяцев назад +8

      That's a real thing to come... Them folk just don't know it! It's all funny now, but they will see us in a different way here soon! They take for granted our contributions to their everyday present and past life...

    • @PurpPhantom
      @PurpPhantom 4 месяца назад +1

      Yessir. This joke ain’t random

    • @unapoligeticllyisrael2066
      @unapoligeticllyisrael2066 4 месяца назад +1

      Can I get a window seat!

  • @amphreded
    @amphreded 6 лет назад +1686

    Why isn’t there more RUclips clips of him? He’s seriously talented.

    • @TheBrob1983
      @TheBrob1983 6 лет назад +76

      Cuz he a og and aint no tape from untaped shows

    • @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5
      @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5 6 лет назад +4

      Lazy?

    • @CJallDayy
      @CJallDayy 6 лет назад +89

      Because people who speak truth are America’s natural enemy

    • @bensinneruggamer
      @bensinneruggamer 6 лет назад +12

      He was on def comedy jam

    •  5 лет назад +4

      @@ChiChiGotDaYaYo5 EXACTLY...I haven't come across a bunch, but there are more than just a few of this Idris Elba lookin-assnigga...people just don't want to put in the work to find the answers to their questions!

  • @michaell686
    @michaell686 6 лет назад +2942

    We leavin....... ...... Ya'll can't come
    LMFAO!

    • @HomieDaClown.
      @HomieDaClown. 6 лет назад +130

      There is truth to this joke this guy knows what is up

    • @trillgates2452
      @trillgates2452 6 лет назад +10

      @@HomieDaClown.
      Oh, come on man.

    • @robertwarner1160
      @robertwarner1160 5 лет назад +10

      nice bye bye

    • @trillgates2452
      @trillgates2452 5 лет назад +13

      @@dragonknightofamiraka3636
      That's the dumbest shit I've read on a RUclips comments section in a while. Just because you type it in all caps doesn't make it factual.

    • @somerandomarmydude
      @somerandomarmydude 5 лет назад +4

      Am I supposed to miss half the crime good. I hope the aliens know to straighten y'alls from fucked up attitude problem.

  • @JamesSmith-sy6pz
    @JamesSmith-sy6pz 5 лет назад +3026

    Fat white girls would be crying!! Man I'm dying over here frfr😂😂😂

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 5 лет назад +160

      Hey, some skinny ones too 😖😜

    • @FitnessSweets
      @FitnessSweets 5 лет назад +127

      Asian girls too. They into black guys now.

    • @FitnessSweets
      @FitnessSweets 5 лет назад +43

      stryfetc1 There was a shift from white guys to black guys apparently. I've only heard it from a few people 😂.

    • @RoninAli1
      @RoninAli1 5 лет назад +4

      OH!!

    • @RoninAli1
      @RoninAli1 5 лет назад +4

      LOL!!!

  • @Pjiggy
    @Pjiggy 4 года назад +92

    This is one of the most brilliant jokes I have ever heard and I wish it was longer.

    • @Oae119
      @Oae119 Год назад

      Dr Norman Bergrun says he saw 7ft Black People get off a ship 3 Times the size of Earth near Saturn in Outer Space
      ruclips.net/video/s16YL_yIVoY/видео.html

    • @Bird-xr1qz
      @Bird-xr1qz Год назад

      Right! He could go on and on. I wanna hear the rest :(

  • @oreemmanuel
    @oreemmanuel 5 лет назад +66

    Can already hear "Swag Surfin' " coming from the loud speakers as the ship takes off😂😂🚀

    • @LIMONENSA
      @LIMONENSA 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂 once u said it I heard it too

    • @mahdibaby769
      @mahdibaby769 3 года назад +1

      Mannn what 😂😂😂

    • @TryOnKicks
      @TryOnKicks 3 года назад +1

      😂😂 i cant unsee that now

    • @TheChampionofEnki
      @TheChampionofEnki 2 месяца назад

      I mean, shyt, they were probably the ones that invented rap anyway and merely imported it onto planet Earth.

  • @kennethbonney7638
    @kennethbonney7638 6 лет назад +437

    No no noooo!!!Get off of me!!! DEONTAY!!!😂💯

  • @finslounge3055
    @finslounge3055 5 лет назад +1832

    U can't tease us with these fantasies bro, I wanna go to BlaccBlaaaaccck!!

    • @hiker2742
      @hiker2742 5 лет назад +3

      Please leave the jokes to him. It sounds racist when you try to do it. Hope this helps!

    • @elianayisrael82
      @elianayisrael82 5 лет назад +65

      Hiker sthu. Moron.

    • @hiker2742
      @hiker2742 5 лет назад +1

      @@elianayisrael82 You shut your racist mouth!

    • @elianayisrael82
      @elianayisrael82 5 лет назад +36

      Hiker no, you stfu devil.

    • @onyx1654
      @onyx1654 5 лет назад +49

      @@hiker2742 how is she racist?

  • @teamnovember5594
    @teamnovember5594 5 лет назад +398

    I would stay behind and catch the next ship once I know everything is okay. They got us on ships once before and it didn't turn out so well.

    • @dragonknightofamiraka3636
      @dragonknightofamiraka3636 5 лет назад +19

      Oh I bet if they killed off a couple hundred thousand whites, asians, latins, arabs, and east indians, before our departure, you'd hop right on!
      I love still your comment tho..
      Because it's smart.

    • @ryanfrisella5626
      @ryanfrisella5626 5 лет назад +24

      such an under rated joke haha

    • @Equanimity777
      @Equanimity777 4 года назад +10

      exactly bro

    • @davidearle7209
      @davidearle7209 3 года назад +6

      @@dragonknightofamiraka3636 wth is this comment even so supposed to mean? That black people embrace genocide? That’s a cool theory but that happens to be the HISTORY of white people

    • @zackmckenzie3582
      @zackmckenzie3582 2 года назад +2

      LMAO!!!

  • @dbzispimpin
    @dbzispimpin 5 лет назад +357

    Y'all are wrong for swinging that camera to that poor girl when he said "Fat White girls" Lmaooo

    • @hamnchee
      @hamnchee 5 лет назад +25

      Oh shit they did do that XD

    • @quintus920
      @quintus920 4 года назад +7

      I had the exact same thought lol

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 4 года назад +12

      She aint fat tho. She Thiiiiiiicc

    • @steppinrzr8396
      @steppinrzr8396 4 года назад +20

      Deante! 😭

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 года назад +1

      You damn right she is past me

  • @angiegonzalez-en4se
    @angiegonzalez-en4se 5 месяцев назад +20

    Why hasn’t Netflix got him a show??!!! This is some of the best I’ve seen in years.

  • @MrYogiBell
    @MrYogiBell 6 лет назад +554

    15-13 in an overtime, nail biter!!!!😫👍🏾👏🏾😅😄🤣😂

    • @rollsroyce7385
      @rollsroyce7385 6 лет назад +2

      Fat Corey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @UnexpectedWonder
      @UnexpectedWonder 5 лет назад +10

      That was really Funny. 😁😂😂😂

    • @maryetuk7628
      @maryetuk7628 5 лет назад +3

      Fat Corey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ICHI_BAN
      @ICHI_BAN 5 лет назад +3

      I straight flatlined at that part bro😭😭 perfectly executed indeed🤧

    • @GOATLAVISH777
      @GOATLAVISH777 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @L333ize
    @L333ize 6 лет назад +1562

    That would be an interesting book to read

    • @kieranmcquillan143
      @kieranmcquillan143 6 лет назад +79

      Or experience to have

    • @betzalel8364
      @betzalel8364 6 лет назад +1

      Wow

    • @ABlackGuy10
      @ABlackGuy10 6 лет назад +23

      read about the syrians its supposed to be a race of black aliens its actually interesting to read, it is part of conspiracy it was just entertaining to me got me thinking.

    • @felixicon
      @felixicon 6 лет назад +11

      Space traders.. from Faces at the Bottom of the Well

    • @growngrownman5950
      @growngrownman5950 6 лет назад +7

      @@ABlackGuy10 , are you talking about the Anunnaki?

  • @ImDougDimmadome
    @ImDougDimmadome 6 лет назад +2327

    Idris Elba in the thumbnail

    • @aarefein
      @aarefein 6 лет назад +47

      That confused me so I clicked on the video lol

    • @n_tha_middlew.674
      @n_tha_middlew.674 6 лет назад +20

      Was about write the same thing 😂😂

    • @mfs2736
      @mfs2736 6 лет назад +8

      Lol that's not him.

    • @yungheat84
      @yungheat84 6 лет назад +7

      Doug Dimmadome that’s who it look

    • @JesusLovesEVERYTHING
      @JesusLovesEVERYTHING 6 лет назад +8

      I swear.... 😂😂

  • @smc983
    @smc983 4 года назад +70

    He knows exactly what he’s saying. Prophetic

  • @brandiewilliams6664
    @brandiewilliams6664 4 года назад +1028

    He looks like the homeless man in the alley who's actually the gatekeeper to another dimension.

  • @mandeelaw8410
    @mandeelaw8410 5 лет назад +394

    I love how comedians bring dead serious truth in their comedy....

    • @lolaluv4940
      @lolaluv4940 4 года назад +14

      Black people are treated like aliens on this planet so it’d be nice if we could actually escape this fucking hell and go back to our own planet (the home we must have come from) to live in peace.

    • @mandeelaw8410
      @mandeelaw8410 2 года назад +15

      And the clenching part is most of them don't even know it.

    • @mandeelaw8410
      @mandeelaw8410 2 года назад

      @Dean Gulberry research it like you did to write your last comment.

    • @mandeelaw8410
      @mandeelaw8410 2 года назад +1

      One if my comments was deleted by RUclips. I guess truth hurts.

    • @mandeelaw8410
      @mandeelaw8410 2 года назад

      @Dean Gulberry Ethiopians are Cushites. They descend from Ham. One of Noah's sons after the flood. So called Negroes are Shemites. They descend from Shem, one of Noahs sons after the flood. History will have you believe that black people are of African descent however that is not true. Black people or so called Negroes are Isrealites. Abraham, Isaac and Jacob of the scriptures are the forefathers of the chosen people. Black people are the Isrealites of the scriptures. The actual chosen people. If you want, give me your email and I can send you some research info.

  • @stevenduece2041
    @stevenduece2041 6 лет назад +820

    I would walk out the door in my draws if the mother ship was waiting.🏃🏃🐎✌✌

  • @bricesato38
    @bricesato38 6 лет назад +98

    Greer is a comedy OG his stuff always hits

  • @warrioreon11
    @warrioreon11 2 года назад +115

    I don't know why I got extremely excited about him doing the sound of the mother ship taking off at hyper-speed💀

    • @petersellers9897
      @petersellers9897 5 месяцев назад +3

      The spaceship doesn't make any sound.. not the huge one I saw that came out of nothing. The sky just opened up like curtains

    • @unapoligeticllyisrael2066
      @unapoligeticllyisrael2066 4 месяца назад

      ​@@petersellers9897
      As the Bible said it rolled back like a scroll!

    • @JuniorPolancoLaCoalicion
      @JuniorPolancoLaCoalicion Месяц назад

      I saw one in Christmas 1984, and sure enough, no sound at all​@@petersellers9897

  • @samuelayeni2426
    @samuelayeni2426 4 года назад +107

    "Fat white girls be crying" kills me everytime lmaoooo

    • @Deggoo
      @Deggoo Год назад

      No only white sex girls

  • @tsadare11
    @tsadare11 6 лет назад +430

    They need make that into a movie

    • @christophermichael5764
      @christophermichael5764 6 лет назад +40

      shut up and take my money!!!

    • @chrischarles6769
      @chrischarles6769 6 лет назад +24

      Bro, I would pay a million to see that movie

    • @droc1030
      @droc1030 6 лет назад +34

      It is already. Cosmic Slop

    • @jaylamb218
      @jaylamb218 6 лет назад +16

      kuroi akuma Cosmic Slop! They did!! HBO look it up, it’s good!!

    • @terryjohnson1144
      @terryjohnson1144 5 лет назад +2

      Theres already a movie

  • @pvm6732
    @pvm6732 5 лет назад +17

    I LOVE how self aware he is! How he laughs at how silly he is.

  • @corneliusmackey4358
    @corneliusmackey4358 2 года назад +50

    they laugh but hes not lying, it just shows the greatness of my people

  • @sirhandsome5107
    @sirhandsome5107 3 года назад +54

    As a black male I approve this.

  • @AlmostaFlipinSkater
    @AlmostaFlipinSkater 2 года назад +31

    I love how the crowd increasingly gets into the bit, bit by bit. I was cracking up since the beginning of his story (plot, delivery, tone) and listening to the crowd was like watching a download bar increase from 0% to 100%

    • @Oae119
      @Oae119 Год назад

      Dr Norman Bergrun says he saw 7ft Black People get off a ship 3 Times the size of Earth near Saturn in Outer Space
      ruclips.net/video/s16YL_yIVoY/видео.html

  • @rollyro71
    @rollyro71 5 лет назад +11

    @1:55 "Get off of me!" Hahaha!!!! I watch this jus for that. And his beats

  • @BroDToppinBlake
    @BroDToppinBlake 5 лет назад +461

    He's actually speaking truth in a comedic way, if anyone in the knowledge is peeping game.

  • @williamsupergenio
    @williamsupergenio 6 лет назад +440

    Did he just say “FWG be cryin”? 🤣

  • @animal5602
    @animal5602 3 года назад +9

    where has this man been all my life, I've been looking for new standup for ages

  • @raymondharris6599
    @raymondharris6599 4 года назад +32

    When he said: Fat girls would be crying. That's when I had completley lost it.🤣🤣😂😂🤣

  • @SizzlerGoat
    @SizzlerGoat 6 лет назад +81

    Subliminal I get it brother

  • @itsobsessionnottalent1427
    @itsobsessionnottalent1427 6 лет назад +18

    “15-13 in an overtime nail biter” 😂😂

  • @kwandangubane9419
    @kwandangubane9419 5 лет назад +93

    Please please let planet BlackBlack be real.
    I want to go😭😭

    • @shanacat9129
      @shanacat9129 Год назад +1

      Nibiru or planet X. Check out jamal rashad's videos. Very interesting.

  • @Serai3
    @Serai3 5 лет назад +62

    Ray Bradbury wrote a great story back in the 40's about what would happen the day all the black people went off into space. It was excellent.

    • @scottkirkland551
      @scottkirkland551 5 лет назад +12

      Facts,now that's a story that needs to be in the movies unlikely or on Broadway,it would be controversial and thought provoking plus brillant

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 года назад +3

      What was it called

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 года назад +1

      Thankyou beautiful

    • @mannyagrinya1529
      @mannyagrinya1529 3 года назад +5

      @@Kinobambino "The Other Foot"

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 года назад +1

      @@mannyagrinya1529 thankyouu

  • @allisknu11
    @allisknu11 5 лет назад +3

    Can't seem to find more than 3 videos of Greer Barnes. This makes me sad. I want to see more of this man!

  • @marvin1528
    @marvin1528 6 лет назад +461

    I think most black people, wished for a timeline like this at least once in their lives. It's kind of sad.

    • @MikeTheWeedMan
      @MikeTheWeedMan 6 лет назад +32

      You do know that book you called the bible (old testament) actually talks about this right? That's why white people had to go and create their own version called the new testament 🤔

    • @caustic70ify
      @caustic70ify 6 лет назад +19

      @@MikeTheWeedMan hes an idiot he knows but when it comes to black people they all get insecure , they dont want us to leave lol

    • @elianayisrael82
      @elianayisrael82 5 лет назад +9

      XwX the New Testament goes with the Old Testament. Your comment proves you’ve never read it. 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @ShortArmOfGod
      @ShortArmOfGod 5 лет назад +8

      So does the rest of the planet.

    • @JamesBond-jh6xl
      @JamesBond-jh6xl 5 лет назад +9

      White people also wish for this alot

  • @shawnib6323
    @shawnib6323 5 лет назад +333

    I’d definitely leave this planet behind if there was a planet called Black Black 👍🏾💯✊🏾

    • @bw_locked_in_arms_globally5732
      @bw_locked_in_arms_globally5732 5 лет назад +11

      I will be out of the B in a heartbeat

    • @j.kol3491
      @j.kol3491 4 года назад +5

      lmao until you find out the people piloting the ship are white... just trying to clean up the streets..

    • @kendrickwallace1111
      @kendrickwallace1111 4 года назад +7

      It is but it's called NIBIRU the ships are watching and observing us folks that are not 🤴🏿👸🏿 will turn to zombies due to the radiation of RA and our people swirling will start falling out dead

    • @kendrickwallace1111
      @kendrickwallace1111 4 года назад +2

      @@LOLBu don't forget you're sunscreen 😉

    • @ellie-tk4jy
      @ellie-tk4jy 3 года назад +2

      same but i would also want to be on planet woman too.

  • @OfficialJalenHemphill
    @OfficialJalenHemphill 6 лет назад +20

    I Love This Dude! Super Funny! The Beatboxing Put Me OUT!!! LMAO!!!!

  • @aaronkuperus2993
    @aaronkuperus2993 4 года назад +6

    I love the fact that he does beatboxing and makes special effects on his own

  • @maniswolftoman
    @maniswolftoman 4 года назад +4

    Greer Barnes is such an underrated comedian. He’s brilliant and unique in discussing topics most comedians can’t touch without either stealing from someone better or sounding like a dinosaur of old cliches.

  • @17thSoulofTheSun
    @17thSoulofTheSun 6 лет назад +1591

    Get mad if you want but... This is actually prophecy

    • @Avembe
      @Avembe 5 лет назад +108

      oh please ...here we go

    • @TheZenGarden_
      @TheZenGarden_ 5 лет назад +162

      @@Avembe
      Genesis 15
      12 And when the sun was going down, a deep sleep fell upon Abram; and, lo, an horror of great darkness fell upon him.
      13 And he said unto Abram, Know of a surety that thy seed (Deut.28:15-68) shall be a stranger in a land that is not theirs (Deut.28:36), and shall serve them (Deut.28:48); and they shall afflict them four hundred years (H.R.1242); 1619 ~ 2019 Jeremiah 30 ~ Jacob's trouble
      14 And also that nation, whom they shall serve, *will I judge: and afterward shall they come out with great substance.* Recompense & "Reparations" 2nd Exodus~(Joel 3, Obadiah, Zechariah 2, Isaiah 14, Micah 4, Ezekiel 36)
      Psalm 83
      Yeah! "here we go", is right, we'll be gone soon!!

    • @Avembe
      @Avembe 5 лет назад +33

      @@TheZenGarden_ ok...let's just see what happens ...

    • @TheShyrell
      @TheShyrell 5 лет назад +7

      Yep

    • @Buzzizoven
      @Buzzizoven 5 лет назад +62

      Im a gentile, i just hope i can get into yah’s kingdom and serve him and the israelites

  • @20aliifrah
    @20aliifrah 6 лет назад +48

    Hes good at sound effects 😅😎

    • @oRuTRa45
      @oRuTRa45 6 лет назад +1

      You should hear his ping-pong bit. Or his scuba diving one.

  • @ericsean6693
    @ericsean6693 5 лет назад +149

    I'm telling you this guy looks like he could be Idris Elba's older brother.. lol

    • @ericsean6693
      @ericsean6693 5 лет назад +3

      @Spread Love lol.. u probably guess u spread hate. But thanx 4 your opinion ole' wise one..

    • @ericsean6693
      @ericsean6693 5 лет назад

      @Spread Love btw, you've got 659 others below us to respond to who thought the same thing. Take ur time, when trying to guess all their races. lol #MightTakeAWhile

    • @Vondeegaming
      @Vondeegaming 5 лет назад +2

      He does favor him

    • @julianamulauulu7449
      @julianamulauulu7449 5 лет назад +2

      Eric Sanito i thought it was him until i read standup comedian. Though, still clicked to make sure.

    • @moniqueonealYinYangBoss77
      @moniqueonealYinYangBoss77 4 года назад +1

      He does favor him

  • @TheCapnMorgan
    @TheCapnMorgan Год назад +12

    The African noises really had me rolling 😂

  • @ajones8008
    @ajones8008 5 лет назад +115

    I wish he kept going on the aftermath of how white people would respond if that happened. Hilarious!!!!

    • @skyskyblue1255
      @skyskyblue1255 3 года назад +19

      @Aaron Jones, ...start your own list here, ...(the news would be reporting "DHS fact sheets reveal that Altho the ship left with all the Black people, Strangely Food stamp issuing numbers remain the same. ...now re-calculations are being done on WHO exactly was receiving most Welfare after all" ...(back to you Chad

    • @champureturns227
      @champureturns227 2 года назад +12

      They'd start killing eachother instead of us

    • @Tubalcain422
      @Tubalcain422 Год назад

      Major US cities would be ghost towns.
      White liberals would lose their purpose in life.
      Emenen would declared a national treasure.
      You could leave bikes outside unlocked.
      We would never hear the word ‘LOOTING’ again.
      Asian Buffets could actually make a nice profit.
      Movies could cast people by their acting skills.
      No Juneteenth nonsense.

    • @jamesrather1510
      @jamesrather1510 Год назад +1

      "in tonight's breaking news, dogs have been granted full citizenship and voting rights. Chad's live on scene to capture this historic moment of the first dog to cast a ballot for president". *Ad for Subaru plays*

  • @kimberlyrobinson3992
    @kimberlyrobinson3992 5 лет назад +78

    I laughed so hard, I nearly choked. And, if the mothership ever does come for us, I’m grabbing my pet cat and my toothbrush and I’m out the door!

    • @Clannantorc704
      @Clannantorc704 5 лет назад +4

      Kimberly Robinson 👋🏻👋🏻

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 2 года назад +2

      I don't blame you.

    • @champureturns227
      @champureturns227 2 года назад +9

      Cat? Hell nah U trying to have wypipo follow us? Get a space cat foo

    • @Sabs_222
      @Sabs_222 2 года назад +2

      @@champureturns227 lmao 🤣

    • @AnthonyRiiizle
      @AnthonyRiiizle 2 года назад +1

      Pet cat as if we didn’t know it was your pet ha

  • @Ferrist1
    @Ferrist1 5 лет назад +15

    He's a fantastic storyteller!

  • @KingLeonidus007
    @KingLeonidus007 6 лет назад +552

    Damn...this is actually biblical

    • @elianayisrael82
      @elianayisrael82 5 лет назад +5

      Lavi Judah look😂😂

    • @Ahch.
      @Ahch. 5 лет назад +12

      Quam Yarsharala! I was just saying the same thing. This Ach has been reading. Peace and blessings from t'town Alabama.

    • @kevinwilliams4189
      @kevinwilliams4189 5 лет назад

      Shalawam Achyem

    • @Ahch.
      @Ahch. 5 лет назад +10

      @Kelly Peace. There are no 'black' people in the bible. The bible speaks of prophecy in which the children of Israel who obeyed the laws, commandments and statutes of the bible in the spirit of 'Christ' are rewarded for their actions. They receive a new world and a righteous new world order under 'Christ'. Peace and blessings

    • @SavageHenry777
      @SavageHenry777 5 лет назад +3

      No, this is clever and intentionally funny, neither of which apply to the bible.

  • @Jaisean
    @Jaisean 3 года назад +14

    “Fat white girls cryin… ooooh nooo … get off of me… Deanté” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tkjohn885
    @tkjohn885 5 лет назад +5

    Excellent job. He's very deep and creative in his approach.

  • @Labrynthetic
    @Labrynthetic 6 лет назад +32

    I kinda got sad with the last Black dude waving ... then slowly being taken up.
    It was emotional with the sound effect.

    • @dragonknightofamiraka3636
      @dragonknightofamiraka3636 5 лет назад +7

      Just hold on baby.
      The city-sized airships, will be deployed into this shit sucking planet.
      We are outta here!

    • @OtaviaBrown
      @OtaviaBrown 5 лет назад +1

      Yes it was

  • @sanyundekou9332
    @sanyundekou9332 6 лет назад +37

    While he playing Planet Nibiru is in our galaxy it is a spaceship with melanated species. Pack ya bags folks.

    • @dragonknightofamiraka3636
      @dragonknightofamiraka3636 5 лет назад +5

      Shit I'm already on the front porch...bags @ hand!

    • @erictheavguy1
      @erictheavguy1 4 года назад +2

      Last time I checked it was parked in the Saturn system. Not sure what Nibiru is waiting on because the time is nigh.

    • @cebrum1
      @cebrum1 4 года назад +1

      Anunnaki cometh...

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 года назад +2

      How much you wanna bet you're trippin heavy

  • @krissifadwa
    @krissifadwa Год назад +3

    "We leavinnnnn' *beat drop Ya'll can't come... *beat continues"
    HAHAHA 😅😅😅

  • @passerau
    @passerau 5 лет назад +6

    That guy is extremely good, so far all the jokes I've heard from him are very clean

    • @flawlessjewels
      @flawlessjewels 2 года назад

      Exactly. Some comedians aren't funny if they don't curse.

  • @sphamandlaprestongumede9297
    @sphamandlaprestongumede9297 2 года назад +5

    Netflix Please give MR Barnes.A Netflix special.He deserves it

  • @PortiaMonique
    @PortiaMonique 5 лет назад +108

    He's AMAZING!!!! I'm ready to go to planet BLAQ BLAQ 😇😋💖

    • @jaywu_chakra9919
      @jaywu_chakra9919 5 лет назад +4

      Me 2

    • @orkstark9255
      @orkstark9255 4 года назад +3

      @Blind Squid Black people would be on the Move On time, Running out the Shawer wet out the house with just Underwear on make it to that Ship🤣

    • @thejamericanexperience2757
      @thejamericanexperience2757 3 года назад +1

      @@orkstark9255 even the ones on the toilet

    • @kerenpooh5314
      @kerenpooh5314 Месяц назад

      Our planet is literally earth😂 Funfact; human race started in Africa

  • @MazBringsby
    @MazBringsby 5 лет назад +3

    He should turn this straight up into a movie. The premise yields so many possibilities.

  • @fulavision
    @fulavision 5 лет назад +16

    Swing low, sweet chariot
    Coming for to carry me home
    Swing low, sweet chariot
    Coming for to carry me home
    I looked over Jordan, and what did I see
    Coming for to carry me home?
    A band of angels coming after me,
    Coming for to carry me home

  • @paulfirenze7213
    @paulfirenze7213 5 лет назад +2

    This guy has the best jokes I've ever heard. I've been listening to comedians for about two years straight and this dude is my fave

  • @jgrant4736
    @jgrant4736 5 месяцев назад +2

    He has been in the game a long time. He deserves a Netflix special!

  • @Shotter
    @Shotter 3 года назад +3

    2:02 the cameraman knew what he was doing LMAO

  • @beautifulleaves8616
    @beautifulleaves8616 5 лет назад +20

    Yo I love this dude, like he really got me hoping some black aliens come get us. Yo said "fat white girls be crying" I'm dead.

  • @FreddieDe_Grate
    @FreddieDe_Grate 5 лет назад +25

    That's a good one brother.....lot of truth in that joke for anyone who "sees"

    • @OtaviaBrown
      @OtaviaBrown 5 лет назад +3

      Yesss

    • @OtaviaBrown
      @OtaviaBrown 2 года назад

      @Dean Gulberry Its so much to explain it would be a deep dive but I would encourage you to do the research on why we are treated so in human and thats because these people know we are a different species we are not of them nor are we of this world we are otherwordly thats why they are always in fear of us

  • @jordanmeccariello4182
    @jordanmeccariello4182 5 лет назад +2

    always watch this dude on my work break, gets me through the day

  • @terri6904
    @terri6904 3 года назад +1

    Greer Barnes is Very Talented - thank you for giving us a good time with great laughs

  • @Loyalfinestrider6386
    @Loyalfinestrider6386 5 месяцев назад +6

    Get off of me!…Deontay! 😂😂😂

  • @DatNarutoFan
    @DatNarutoFan 4 года назад +9

    Today the New York Knicks beat the Boston Celtics 15-13 in an overtime nail biter
    The use of subtlety here 👌👌👌

  • @bornj16
    @bornj16 2 года назад +6

    “In tragic news, there will be no more nfl” 😂😂🤣

  • @Soulofaman
    @Soulofaman 2 года назад +1

    I am
    Loving every part of this.

  • @elonthebass6870
    @elonthebass6870 3 года назад +3

    He knows how to paint a picture. I can’t think of another comic that possesses such mastery.

  • @deuced80
    @deuced80 6 лет назад +335

    "They" couldn't even handle the idea of Wakanda! Imagine a sophisticated spacecraft 3x the size of NA showin up to get no one but us while its stated that "they" clearly can't come!? I honestly think "they" would make an attempt to shoot it out the sky on arrival and departure.

    • @brianmartin1665
      @brianmartin1665 6 лет назад +17

      Probably so

    • @ajndrewjohnson5335
      @ajndrewjohnson5335 6 лет назад +34

      Why u think they beef wit aliens n movie....notice whites always abucted n possessed

    • @keithmckellar9913
      @keithmckellar9913 6 лет назад +44

      I don't doubt some assholes would attempt that but here's the thing something three times this size of North America crashing into the ocean or anywhere on planet in general would destroy everything

    • @discipleslim9506
      @discipleslim9506 6 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @kennethbonney7638
      @kennethbonney7638 6 лет назад +70

      😂💯!!! Exactly black panther was just a comic book movie and you had some white people angry as hell as if the place really existed, it was hee-larious!!!

  • @miosiotoo4991
    @miosiotoo4991 6 лет назад +91

    George Clinton was trying to tell us. The mother ship baby Bubba.

  • @arielporte4149
    @arielporte4149 5 лет назад +4

    Give this man anything he wants !!!! Most brilliant and beautiful work since Richard Pryor !!!!!!! Sadly tho if all Black People left the planet it would break my heart....sooooo many great gifts would be gone; art, music, comedy, wisdom, science, love, courage, compassion, the list goes on forever....think about it humans Mr. Greer is EXACTLY CORRECT !!!!!
    Thank You Mr. Greer 🌷💜

    • @chrissplash2470
      @chrissplash2470 5 лет назад +1

      7A we contributed a lot to science foolish crackkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaa

  • @Kris_413
    @Kris_413 5 месяцев назад +1

    I watch this once every three months, true Legend 😂

  • @CallmeMoonMan828
    @CallmeMoonMan828 5 лет назад +8

    I need this sketch animated for historial purposes

  • @Caribbean_King
    @Caribbean_King 6 лет назад +14

    Instant classic

  • @JuliaHoliday
    @JuliaHoliday 4 года назад +19

    Y’all ain’t ready to hear this. But this is prophecy.

    • @JustMe-ws2pe
      @JustMe-ws2pe 3 года назад

      They did..part of it was in the matrix.

  • @insomthegreat
    @insomthegreat 6 лет назад +22

    It's a cookbook!!!

    • @Butterfly-og5bh
      @Butterfly-og5bh 4 месяца назад

      “To Serve Man”--???❤❤❤

    • @Butterfly-og5bh
      @Butterfly-og5bh 4 месяца назад +1

      “To Serve Man”--???

    • @insomthegreat
      @insomthegreat 4 месяца назад

      @@Butterfly-og5bh
      Bingo!
      It's always a cookbook.

  • @sammylacks4937
    @sammylacks4937 4 месяца назад

    I just found Greer a couple weeks ago. He uses issues some find offensive to make jokes that makes people laugh and I hope to make a nice living. He deserves it. I wish we all could be more like this.

  • @Kinobambino
    @Kinobambino 5 лет назад +2

    Yo this shit needs to be a sitcom asap. Its weird this hasn't been a show yet. The premise is hilarious for a comedy show

  • @adon31997
    @adon31997 6 лет назад +54

    He's hilarious!!!!🤣🤣🤣
    The world calls them aliens, but they are angels.
    #factstho
    #readtheholyscripturesofmyancestors
    #KINGS

    • @dragonknightofamiraka3636
      @dragonknightofamiraka3636 5 лет назад +4

      Angels, Demons, Jinns, Aliens, Archons, Reptilians, are all the same. Pay very, very, close attention to words for they are symbols that share a symbiotic relationship between one another. The word Angel, Messenger, and Nagar, are all syndicates of the word Serpent. Perhaps you may have noticed the "NG" existing within each word. I am predicating that the morpheme "NG", symbolically represents the word Naga or Serpent.
      [messeNGer] [aNGel] [NGr]
      Notice the way that I have expelled the vowels in the word Nagar? The Phonetic methodologies of the ancient cultures were more so often devoid of the vowel systems that are presented in modern times. Why even the very word English conveys the morpheme "NG". Would this not suggest that the word English is somehow interrelated with the words aforementioned?
      I believe so...
      Upon the study of Morphology, one may discover the reciprocal effects of all words and, could even conclude that all languages have been hijacked by the Reptilians. Many words in the English language are ideograms of the Serpent.
      PERSON
      SERPON
      Can you see the anagram?

    • @elianayisrael82
      @elianayisrael82 5 лет назад

      adon31997 💯

    • @zagibohls7631
      @zagibohls7631 5 лет назад +1

      We wuz Aliens

    • @elianayisrael82
      @elianayisrael82 5 лет назад +6

      Low Life we wuzz overdosen on opioids

    • @pCOCKPRO11
      @pCOCKPRO11 5 лет назад +1

      @@dragonknightofamiraka3636 keep going

  • @sarkastikleader4708
    @sarkastikleader4708 3 года назад +4

    No cap we need a movie about this

  • @lobosolo2884
    @lobosolo2884 3 года назад +4

    Brother from another planet.

  • @ronniebillhicks
    @ronniebillhicks 5 лет назад +2

    Dude kills all kinds of good voices/accents, underrated for sure, hope you get your shot bub'!!!!!!!!!!

  • @GardenBandits
    @GardenBandits 5 лет назад +2

    Love the sound effects...

  • @jashanestone
    @jashanestone 5 лет назад +26

    In other news hip-hop is no longer. It'll now be called, grunge pop..
    😂😂😂

  • @chargemebaby
    @chargemebaby 5 лет назад +15

    It’s like Denzel Washington and Idris Elba had a love child

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 года назад +2

      More like Idris and Idris. Where you see Denzel?

  • @medvarnusdeshamrmundys
    @medvarnusdeshamrmundys Год назад +3

    We leaving... Y'all can't come.. I love that line

  • @bobbythespaceghost51
    @bobbythespaceghost51 5 лет назад +1

    His sound effects prompts vivid comedic visuals. He's pretty fricken brilliant tbh.

  • @driziiD
    @driziiD 4 года назад +2

    funniest comedian i've heard all year. and he seems like a really cool dude!

  • @theomgsee8217
    @theomgsee8217 4 года назад +6

    We’d also take all the food seasoning with us too

  • @dreday3987
    @dreday3987 6 лет назад +12

    That was Ben Carson who the aliens through back🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

  • @XGarveyX
    @XGarveyX 5 лет назад +4

    His storytelling style is fantastic. I'd watch a RUclips channel of just him telling stories.

  • @lordsway7190
    @lordsway7190 5 лет назад +43

    That day is coming it might sound like a joke but my great grandmother told me this

    • @ivoivanov361
      @ivoivanov361 5 лет назад +8

      Shiiiit I guess it's about to go down then

    • @quanishadavis708
      @quanishadavis708 5 лет назад +2

      What did she say exactly?1

    • @thepolitea1545
      @thepolitea1545 4 года назад +1

      Ohhh . Tea .. So long, and thanks for all the fish..

    • @DixonCider-p3b
      @DixonCider-p3b 3 года назад +1

      @@quanishadavis708 Can’t say too much 🤫

  • @Antonin1738
    @Antonin1738 3 года назад +1

    I love Greer Barnes, hope he gets a big special soon