4 Logical Paradoxes!!

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024

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  • @o_o4816
    @o_o4816 6 лет назад +1666

    Only the three vsauses can get cancer, have a bunch of leg ripped out and then in turn think about 4 logical paradoxes

    • @rocketbunny2441
      @rocketbunny2441 6 лет назад +13

      TheSelfConsciousTurtle Gaming that's what creativity is.. I believe.. Most probably..

    • @obezy.
      @obezy. 6 лет назад +3

      Third

    • @yuhboii378
      @yuhboii378 6 лет назад +2

      I think he dead

    • @okthen3583
      @okthen3583 6 лет назад +10

      He isnt

    • @Vuncibaby
      @Vuncibaby 6 лет назад +4

      Moe Lester he posted an update 4 days ago

  • @cameronheyward2362
    @cameronheyward2362 8 лет назад +3795

    What if Pinochio said "My nose will grow now".

    • @agustinvenegas5238
      @agustinvenegas5238 8 лет назад +195

      Paradox

    • @System10111
      @System10111 8 лет назад +633

      +Cameron Heyward his nose would transform into a black hole

    • @douglasgibb6943
      @douglasgibb6943 8 лет назад +87

      this comment is false

    • @californiacajun4535
      @californiacajun4535 8 лет назад +54

      +Cameron Heyward What if Pinocchio said his nose will grow?

    • @h4n5i
      @h4n5i 8 лет назад +38

      +Cameron Heyward he'd porbably not exsist due to his illogicall consistency, wood that lives with a conscience? no matter if or if not lie this in itself is illogical.

  • @TheMrWillje
    @TheMrWillje 6 лет назад +771

    The light-heartedness with which you said "I have cancer" warmed my heart. Hope you're getting on okay, Jake.

    • @ThatStewGuy
      @ThatStewGuy 4 года назад +15

      no at least it didn’t give you cancer

  • @benjidoesstuff
    @benjidoesstuff 5 лет назад +1738

    Scientific Name: Logical Paradox
    Alternate Name: Thought Experiment
    Modern Name: Shower Thoughts

    • @communisttrash8590
      @communisttrash8590 4 года назад +39

      No I’m 14 and this is deep

    • @dragon5776
      @dragon5776 4 года назад +4

      Facts i thought of the thrid one but as a pinocchio in the shower but someone else commented something similar so im not gonna comment it

    • @ventactics
      @ventactics 4 года назад +1

      I concur, massive difference between a thought experiment and an accredited scientific one.

    • @ventactics
      @ventactics 4 года назад

      @Austin Martín Hernández my experience of thought experiment are purely philosophy

    • @dirtyactsatdonedirtprice4547
      @dirtyactsatdonedirtprice4547 3 года назад +2

      More like thoughts that randomly pops up when you taking a dump

  • @motokoko8045
    @motokoko8045 7 лет назад +451

    Everyone else with cancer-does regular stuff
    Jake with cancer-Discovers teleportation

  • @FairMaidenDesigns
    @FairMaidenDesigns 7 лет назад +1213

    Jake has cancer? get well soon Jake!

    • @vilma20
      @vilma20 7 лет назад +136

      He had a cancer tumor but got it removed, let's all hope it doesn't return..

    • @kronosmarches2021
      @kronosmarches2021 7 лет назад +4

      yeah, i didn't know

    • @flowerboy1925
      @flowerboy1925 7 лет назад +10

      Stephanie Lai *quietly hums Cancer in the background*

    • @FairMaidenDesigns
      @FairMaidenDesigns 7 лет назад +32

      I had no idea. I just recently found him on here. I hope he does stay in good health. Cancer is a scary, miserable thing to go through!

    • @mia_moo
      @mia_moo 7 лет назад +6

      Oh my god I thought he was just saying that

  • @8runeknight8
    @8runeknight8 7 лет назад +1170

    Vsauce is the type of channel to explain something and then leave me with more questions then answered.

    • @eliteextremophile8895
      @eliteextremophile8895 7 лет назад +27

      Best kind of explanations are the ones resulting in more questions. If something is 'definite' there's no problems to solve, thus there's nothing to evolve to. For example. If I say that "rock is a rock and it consists of rock" and leave it to that. If everyone is happy with the answer and do not ask any more questions, the potential of a rock remains unsolved.

    • @kuyans3889
      @kuyans3889 6 лет назад +3

      The grammatical and spelling errors changes the meaning of this comment.

    • @tcphll
      @tcphll 6 лет назад +4

      EuroSPICE, and yet you probably know what they really meant. Being overly pedantic is far more irritating than innocent grammar and spelling errors.

    • @evandavis5223
      @evandavis5223 6 лет назад +1

      That's the entire purpose of these channels.

  • @MaladyKayjo
    @MaladyKayjo 5 лет назад +2946

    Mad lad makes fully edited video with cancer

    • @alpaagja8252
      @alpaagja8252 5 лет назад +87

      With special effects that take a lot of time like teleportation

    • @Jan-zi2fn
      @Jan-zi2fn 5 лет назад +41

      @@alpaagja8252 also know as...a jumpcut..that takes 20 seconds..

    • @alpaagja8252
      @alpaagja8252 5 лет назад +20

      @@Jan-zi2fn Yeah that's fair

    • @katiapopova5626
      @katiapopova5626 5 лет назад +14

      Jan r/wooosh

    • @jonk149
      @jonk149 5 лет назад +10

      Katia Popova r/itswooooshwith4os

  • @MegaAlma19
    @MegaAlma19 8 лет назад +2572

    yay Jake uploaded it! Proud of you!!

    • @noahlawrence7757
      @noahlawrence7757 8 лет назад

      ?

    • @MegaAlma19
      @MegaAlma19 8 лет назад +43

      +Noah Lawrence on his personal channel he said he was having 2nd thoughts about posting this vid. So the fact that he did means he got over it

    • @Shelleloch
      @Shelleloch 8 лет назад +20

      +Noah Lawrence CGPGrey coincidentally uploaded a video covering essentially what was described in this video. A day before this one. This can often put people uploading these videos as they are often then accused of "copying".

    • @joshfratis2738
      @joshfratis2738 8 лет назад +34

      +Noah Lawrence CGP grey, just before Jake planned on uploading this, posted a video speaking About the same topic. This was coincidental, and GGP felt horrible about it. (it happened to himself previously). He made a video urging Jake to upload the video. Both fanbases wholeheartedly agreed.

    • @robertocastillo1471
      @robertocastillo1471 8 лет назад +4

      +Josh Fratis Cgp Grey on his second channel alsoade a video encouraging him to upload

  • @shoe148
    @shoe148 5 лет назад +2422

    Gosh darn I got cancer. But paradoxes though..

  • @Vsauce3
    @Vsauce3  8 лет назад +2943

    HELLO! For those of you that have seen Grey's video: we are both aware of the similarities but just happened to release similar videos around the same time. For more info there is a link at the top of the description.
    ALSO, hi! It has been a long 3 months but now that my cancer treatment is (hopefully) over, I have enough energy to get back to making Vsauce3 videos! Incredibly happy to be making again and so happy to have you here watching! You're pretty darn awesome.

  • @t3hr00tb33r
    @t3hr00tb33r 4 года назад +354

    4:40
    *[30 minutes later]*
    "Hey Vsauce! Michael here. Today I want to talk about hallucinations..."

  • @MrKarottenPalme
    @MrKarottenPalme 8 лет назад +414

    I just now learned that he has cancer. And still this attitude? Wow. That's great! Really nice to know that he doesn't get pulled down by it. :)

    • @iyarugt
      @iyarugt 8 лет назад +44

      He beat it. It was in his knee.

    • @flourek5351
      @flourek5351 8 лет назад +69

      I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a cancer to the knee.

    • @TheSicariuss
      @TheSicariuss 8 лет назад +3

      +Chicken, My Friend it's too soon

    • @lynxtv8223
      @lynxtv8223 8 лет назад +1

      +Chicken, My Friend that's a horrible and rude joke

    • @flourek5351
      @flourek5351 8 лет назад +7

      Lynx TV ayy no man it's funzies and he beat die cancer so

  • @gamegeeks4243
    @gamegeeks4243 8 лет назад +830

    Childish, but, when he closed his eyes at the end couldn't help imagining him thinking of Michael on the toilet.

  • @casmartin790
    @casmartin790 4 года назад +1132

    I'm watching this 4 years late but I hope everything worked out and that you're doing well. Thanks for the great video ♥️👍

    • @dreydencooper3226
      @dreydencooper3226 4 года назад +8

      Me too

    • @Vyral714
      @Vyral714 4 года назад +14

      What happened to his leg?

    • @dreydencooper3226
      @dreydencooper3226 4 года назад +17

      He had cancer in it

    • @efekemal8637
      @efekemal8637 4 года назад +167

      He is cancer free I asked about it in twitch stream and he Said he was free 1 year later

    • @casmartin790
      @casmartin790 4 года назад +71

      @@efekemal8637 thanks for the update man, appreciated and I'm glad to hear he doing well again 😊

  • @cowboypete2201
    @cowboypete2201 3 года назад +60

    Vision: “You are familiar with the thought experiment The ship of Theseus?”
    Jake Roper: “Naturally”

  • @Michaelzeleznik4765
    @Michaelzeleznik4765 7 лет назад +5509

    The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.

    • @realkingsimon
      @realkingsimon 7 лет назад +160

      I understand

    • @UltimaPhoenix-dx3kt
      @UltimaPhoenix-dx3kt 7 лет назад +208

      "THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE
      don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it
      Uh, true. I'll go true. That was easy. I'll be honest, I might've read that one before."

    • @yolandavickerman8154
      @yolandavickerman8154 7 лет назад +10

      Michael Zeleznik makes sense

    • @Natganistan
      @Natganistan 7 лет назад +88

      Lie =/= paradox

    • @georgemcgovern21
      @georgemcgovern21 7 лет назад +106

      Okay. So the first sentence states that the second sentence is true, and the second sentence states that the first sentence is false. So if the first sentence says that the second sentence is true, but is proved false, that means the second sentence is true, meaning the first sentence is false and the second sentence is true.

  • @abiparedes2001
    @abiparedes2001 7 лет назад +753

    I have a paradox. Sort of. What would happen if you read someone's mind, but their also reading your mind.

    • @SuperHunter114
      @SuperHunter114 7 лет назад +6

      whos mind are they reading? yours or themselves

    • @abiparedes2001
      @abiparedes2001 7 лет назад +8

      ***** So person A is reading person B's mind, and person B is also reading person A's mind

    • @leandreturcotte5321
      @leandreturcotte5321 7 лет назад +23

      you would read that person's mind that you read in his mind that he reads in your mind that you read his mind etc. etc....

    • @LN-jb6ky
      @LN-jb6ky 7 лет назад +122

      You both explode

    • @vitoralmeida9
      @vitoralmeida9 7 лет назад +23

      Nothing. If I read your mind, and you read mine, I would simply read my mind and you would read your.

  • @amandasharkey5956
    @amandasharkey5956 8 лет назад +455

    thanks for the existential crisis dude

    • @Skelly1878
      @Skelly1878 8 лет назад +1

      Yep

    • @ainoakeisari
      @ainoakeisari 8 лет назад +4

      Existential Nihilism is where it's at.

    • @0Raik
      @0Raik 8 лет назад

      +Amanda Sharkey
      Well, it was his last episode so you might forgive him.
      We will miss you :'(

    • @Luciferlocks
      @Luciferlocks 8 лет назад

      +Raik how do you know that ? o.O

    • @phendrifts
      @phendrifts 8 лет назад

      +Raik You could've just gone with the excuse that that was "this" Jake's last video

  • @PeepsMichael
    @PeepsMichael 4 года назад +93

    4:40 This is the exact moment that Michael starts to deep dive into insanity. He thought that teleportation doesn’t exist in his entire life, and now that he knows that it exist, along with his privacy being completely shattered, he slowly starts to get mental.

    • @The-Amateur-Magician
      @The-Amateur-Magician 3 года назад +4

      He would start wondering if he was from the 4th dimension, simply walking into the 3rd dimension for a bit.

  • @forrestweintraub9858
    @forrestweintraub9858 8 лет назад +214

    Wait, if he has cancer and learned teleportation... Has he been teleporting bread lately?

  • @themoosee
    @themoosee 6 лет назад +623

    I hope you get better.

    • @alolanstarboy
      @alolanstarboy 5 лет назад +64

      he did :) later that same year I believe

  • @possiblyzslot838
    @possiblyzslot838 8 лет назад +497

    I think of things like this all the time and confuse myself.
    I thought this video will answer me and stop the confusion.
    I was wrong.

    • @quacktac
      @quacktac 8 лет назад +12

      +Zsolt The Gamer You wanted the video to solve a paradox?

    • @possiblyzslot838
      @possiblyzslot838 8 лет назад +10

      Yes

    • @jeremkwe7639
      @jeremkwe7639 8 лет назад +8

      Well if u yes to solve a paradox and it made you more confused are u still the same person than b4 watching it or are u no longer u, and maybe u said no to the paradox. LOGIC
      (I actually don't know what I'm saying)

    • @penkatadrums
      @penkatadrums 8 лет назад

      +Zsolt The Gamer Those are not real paradoxes so you don't have to worry :) They are just made up by people who had too much free time...

    • @penkatadrums
      @penkatadrums 8 лет назад

      vernonclassic Yea, probably... So you are just one more of those "people like you" folks, who make smart insults about others and point the finger all day just to feel like they are somebody... To how many people have you typed those exact words today? Your comments are on the level of a third grader, you didn't even touch what I was trying to say, may be you didn't understand it that well...

  • @peterhaywood4111
    @peterhaywood4111 5 лет назад +306

    I'm reminded of the Stephen Wright joke, "I came home one night and everything in my apartment had been replaced with an exact replica."

    • @dewetolivier2362
      @dewetolivier2362 3 года назад +7

      If replicated to the quantum level , it would still count as the original apartment.If you create quantum replicas if the objects in your apartment , they would logically exhibit the exact same features (at least from any measurable perspective) as the original objects. The original apartment and the quantum copy of your apartment would be analogous to a entangled pair of particles , where the copy is the original , but the original is also the copy.... Unless i am wrong of course...

  • @christinagoodrow1992
    @christinagoodrow1992 8 лет назад +1764

    I'm so happy you decided to upload this regardless of other channels posting something similar. Jake.... you're an amazing guy with a train of thought in which can conquer the world. amazing video.

    • @Cunning_Jester
      @Cunning_Jester 8 лет назад

      👍

    • @moonanddarkness
      @moonanddarkness 8 лет назад +2

      +Christina Goodrow What channels? I saw CGP Grey and tought the same.

    • @zeeech2560
      @zeeech2560 8 лет назад

      +Christina Goodrow Sarcasm?

    • @thisnameistaken
      @thisnameistaken 8 лет назад +1

      +sandro sprajc Of course she wasn't being sarcastic.

    • @thisnameistaken
      @thisnameistaken 8 лет назад +4

      +Christina Goodrow Both this and The CGP Grey video came out extremely close together. Like within one day of each other. Both of these videos very clearly took likely a couple weeks of research, production, editing, after-effects etc.
      Them coming out so close together is almost certainly a coincidence.
      Confirmed: www.cgpgrey.com/blog/letter-to-jake-on-the-agonies-of-parallel-creation

  • @davidjavier9260
    @davidjavier9260 8 лет назад +649

    Do I hate Mars Bars
    Oh wait...
    Wrong Channel...

  • @holleey
    @holleey 8 лет назад +118

    all of those paradoxes are basically crafted. they only exist within the framework of our symbol languages, but in fundamental reality, there are no symbols - no labeling, and since those paradoxes only arise when trying to label things, they are solely our creations. so in other words, coming up with those paradoxes is basically coming up with paradoxes for the sake of coming up with paradoxes... which I'd consider an endeavor with very little merit, but I guess we all have some strange hobbies, so no judging. ;)

    • @isaclazar856
      @isaclazar856 8 лет назад +5

      Amen

    • @user-uo6kt8qi1l
      @user-uo6kt8qi1l 8 лет назад +2

      +Holger Kelz Well, the last one is little different. It's more about a definition of 'me', which is a big philosophical problem. Also, it was mentioned in Star Trek Enterprise, where some people just refused to use teleporter, beliving it would kill them and replace with their clones.

    • @RowanHeartwood
      @RowanHeartwood 8 лет назад +2

      Are you saying that the paradoxes are paradoxical themselves? You my friend, are a a paradox making genius!

    • @ZanderSabbag
      @ZanderSabbag 8 лет назад +5

      I wouldn't say all of them fall under this category. I believe most are created because someone tries to find absolute truths about concepts that vary, which isn't possible. Some may consider the boat that was disconstructed the same as before, some won't, that a matter of perception and opinion. Although valid, to question what one considers as "the" something is a flawed question in cases such as these.
      I have to agree with you on the autologocal and heterological part though.

    • @jimlockeyarchive3198
      @jimlockeyarchive3198 8 лет назад +1

      Yeah, nice point. But I think that these kinds of paradoxes do have value because all those 'labels' are to do with how humans connect and interact with the world.

  • @zsirmikmarcell4966
    @zsirmikmarcell4966 5 лет назад +323

    When you have nothing better to do, the best thing to kill time with is
    *thinking about paradoxes.*

    • @ViratKohli-jj3wj
      @ViratKohli-jj3wj 5 лет назад +2

      True, by the way I am Virat Kohli Captain of Indian Cricket Team hahahahahahaha

    • @anshuman6243
      @anshuman6243 5 лет назад

      Zsirmik Marcell
      That’s true

    • @NotSoProishNoob
      @NotSoProishNoob 5 лет назад

      Battling Cancer by making it have an existential crisis.

    • @josephclegg3562
      @josephclegg3562 4 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @nannumahbub
      @nannumahbub 4 года назад

      Yes, indeed...

  • @nicoleorriens
    @nicoleorriens 7 лет назад +713

    is it possible to be the first car in a traffic jam?

    • @dirm12
      @dirm12 7 лет назад +57

      Nicole orriëns Have you never driven slowly or had to break suddenly? xD

    • @threadbarethrenody6359
      @threadbarethrenody6359 7 лет назад +31

      Yup. It's the car all in pieces. Or the fire truck.

    • @Ludifant
      @Ludifant 7 лет назад +19

      Yep, my record is a 15 mile traffic Jam for 45 minutes..

    • @kylebower8167
      @kylebower8167 7 лет назад +23

      Yes. If there is something blocking the road, obviously the car in front would be "first". However, traffic jams when there are just too many cars on the road are caused by people slowing down. When one car slows down, it usually causes the car behind it to slow down and so on. When enough people have slowed down, traffic "backs up". Whoever the first person to stop is the first in the jam. Only get hets out of it very quickly, while the rest of the drivers behind him are screwed.

    • @SuperSethstone
      @SuperSethstone 7 лет назад +1

      Yes. It's either one of the two cars in the accident who is first in the traffic jam. Or it's the very first car stopped in front of the accident.

  • @MusicAInz
    @MusicAInz 8 лет назад +222

    Most of these are less paradoxes and more philosophical questions.

    • @simonpanzer1299
      @simonpanzer1299 8 лет назад +3

      +Best Tastes THANK YOU

    • @niccon.7276
      @niccon.7276 8 лет назад +3

      Your smart

    • @TheLegoman332
      @TheLegoman332 8 лет назад

      +jzpcbuilds grammer nazi alert

    • @Monsolido
      @Monsolido 8 лет назад +6

      +Best Tastes can't a paradox be philosophical ? you know for as long as science has existed philosophy has accompanied it.. truly the field of logic is half mathematical and half philosophical. so I hope you're not thinking these paradoxes are vague and unscientific, they have strong implications in science.
      for example the ship of theseus, or what makes the identity of something. if you can't answer to that, how can you assume that two objects are identical ? then, how can you count them ? the very notion of counting things is to admit that they're identical. like 4 bananas is always 4 bananas. but in the real world, if you take 4 bananas and 4 other bananas, they will not be identical. in mathematics the equal sign hides a little secret : "equal" things don't necessarily mean things are identical, but that they can be reduced to identical properties. it's the nature (and extent) of this reduction that the ship of theseus tries to clarify.

    • @akaakaakaak5779
      @akaakaakaak5779 8 лет назад

      +Best Tastes All of them in fact.

  • @raphaelbret1952
    @raphaelbret1952 8 лет назад +178

    The weirdest thing about this video is that im sittig in the exact same chair as him :0

  • @thatonemajin3578
    @thatonemajin3578 5 лет назад +262

    *finally realizes what Jake is wearing*
    Me: I can see you're a man of taste.

    • @rgtemple
      @rgtemple 5 лет назад +9

      Ohhhh pokemon

    • @maxonator3913
      @maxonator3913 4 года назад +6

      WOW I just realized
      Wowwww....

    • @testsubject7881
      @testsubject7881 4 года назад +2

      and i can tell you're a man of culture, but kore ga requiem da

  • @themitraya8132
    @themitraya8132 8 лет назад +777

    There is a logical answer for every paradox.
    But if there is a logical answer for every paradox,
    then there is no such thing as a paradox. But if this itself is a paradox,
    then there isn't a logical answer for every paradox, making this a paradox.

    • @Blingo.Blongo
      @Blingo.Blongo 8 лет назад +7

      Woah

    • @themitraya8132
      @themitraya8132 8 лет назад +10

      *****​ Or is that a paradox ...

    • @XxFluffyRabbitxX
      @XxFluffyRabbitxX 8 лет назад +4

      You wasted your timing overthinking everything just because you came up with the idea that there IS an answer for every paradox.

    • @themitraya8132
      @themitraya8132 8 лет назад +8

      MrFluffy​ But there isn't an answer to the idea that there is an answer to every paradox. Or is there? Because if there isn't an answer, then that is a paradox, but then that is the answer meaning that there isn't such thing as a paradox. But then that would be a paradox ...

    • @themitraya8132
      @themitraya8132 8 лет назад +4

      Oryon​​​
      I clearly understand paradoxes better than you if you believe that the first statement of a paradox has to be true. Paradoxes are never true to begin with. Matter a fact there is no such thing as a true paradox. Every paradox either starts with a make-believe scenario or a non-factually based assumption. If you truly believe that, you'd better google some paradoxes ...

  • @mahmoodaalam235
    @mahmoodaalam235 8 лет назад +112

    Glad to see cancer can't stop Jake being awesome.

  • @alexkolesnykov6171
    @alexkolesnykov6171 7 лет назад +733

    im sorry jake, get better

    • @chainsawhavoc
      @chainsawhavoc 7 лет назад +23

      he got the tumor removed ages ago

    • @austinmckennon5471
      @austinmckennon5471 7 лет назад +10

      alex Corsair I at first thought that was an insult😂😂

    • @chainsawhavoc
      @chainsawhavoc 7 лет назад

      XCIIBdub ever heard of the word hyperbole

    • @chainsawhavoc
      @chainsawhavoc 7 лет назад +1

      XCIIBdub Why? It was quite clear that I didn't mean it was literally ages ago. I was just saying he was already completely fine long before Alex Corsair wrote his comment.

    • @itsliketryingtofitapowerst1860
      @itsliketryingtofitapowerst1860 7 лет назад +2

      Goom Extreme exaggeration boom i are smurt

  • @azarelgrahanditoadi7507
    @azarelgrahanditoadi7507 3 года назад +13

    watching vision and white visions conversation made a whole lot of sense thanks to this 4 yo video

  • @YxngBillyBob
    @YxngBillyBob 8 лет назад +1119

    i did not know you had cancer, i hope you get better

    • @natalski_po2272
      @natalski_po2272 8 лет назад +127

      he doesn't have it anymore!:D

    • @Friday_WasTaken
      @Friday_WasTaken 8 лет назад +1

      for now

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster 8 лет назад +27

      Cancer can return, and often does, let's hope he will get better again if it does

    • @runsl4yer802
      @runsl4yer802 8 лет назад +68

      i was surprised how he speaks about it, very confident. great guy

    • @Multiroester
      @Multiroester 8 лет назад +77

      I was like.."wait is he joking?"

  • @24OscarM
    @24OscarM 8 лет назад +478

    Yay I'm glad this video got uploaded and didn't go to the waste!

    • @voievod7541
      @voievod7541 8 лет назад +5

      Me too, good job Jake. Even if it's the same theme as the Grey video, they have a different enough style to not be copies.

    • @voievod7541
      @voievod7541 8 лет назад +5

      bleh mehm CGP Grey made a similar video two days ago. Which made Jake unsure whether to post this video, which is his great comeback. Lots of drama, but in the end everything went along smoothly.

    • @theswaff699
      @theswaff699 8 лет назад

      +bleh mehm +GCPgray

    • @monicacalanche9230
      @monicacalanche9230 8 лет назад

      Amazing come back 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @spacemonster7051
      @spacemonster7051 8 лет назад +4

      honestly half the video is just hearing the way different people describe things, i liked Grey's video just as much as this one

  • @andydalytube
    @andydalytube 7 лет назад +281

    Sorites Paradox is easily answered. It becomes a heap when there are 42 grains of sand. 42 is the answer to everything

    • @adam5362
      @adam5362 7 лет назад +2

      Andy Daly Yay 42 likes.

    • @vorlianth
      @vorlianth 7 лет назад +2

      I wanted to like this but I dont have the heart to

    • @isaiahbathurst3844
      @isaiahbathurst3844 7 лет назад +1

      Adam Grohman i made it 43 hahahahahahaha

    • @andydalytube
      @andydalytube 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah, but I made a funny.

    • @ynavare108
      @ynavare108 7 лет назад

      it's a pinch of sand

  • @iMagicGraalOnline
    @iMagicGraalOnline 5 лет назад +813

    1:03 when you survive no nut november

  • @temmie621
    @temmie621 8 лет назад +224

    So the grelling nelson paradox is basically "this statement is false"

  • @moqwa2597
    @moqwa2597 7 лет назад +53

    if someone actually cares ... thre intro song is the " Der sommer" by vivaldi´s 4 yeartimes

    • @vitaliyd23
      @vitaliyd23 7 лет назад +2

      I CARE!!

    • @AmirHossain_solid
      @AmirHossain_solid 7 лет назад

      'storm' part from 'summer' season from 'four seasons' of Antonio Vivaldi

    • @Fedol.M.El_Amine
      @Fedol.M.El_Amine 6 лет назад +4

      Crazy Chriz what about the end song? plz

    • @tayk4543
      @tayk4543 6 лет назад

      Thank you.

    • @MrPabgon
      @MrPabgon 5 лет назад

      Thank you! I have been looking for it

  • @Bammah_
    @Bammah_ 7 лет назад +363

    Wait, how long has Jake had cancer? Im just finding out

    • @adboss10
      @adboss10 7 лет назад +28

      Jesus Christ well why don't you do something about it jesus! or maybe you're too busy with all the other suffering in the world

    • @_.Dylan._
      @_.Dylan._ 7 лет назад +21

      Jesus Christ
      Dude how r u only finding out Ur frickin Jesus Christ

    • @lukes3845
      @lukes3845 7 лет назад

      ThatGuyThere 0:25

  • @colstenvolpe244
    @colstenvolpe244 4 года назад +5

    I told Theseus’ ship paradox to my grandma years ago and she responded (very quickly) “as long as it has the same name, a ship is it’s name.” It’s really funny bc I think as long as the replaced object retains its identity, whether self identity or one given to it, it is in fact the same thing. So I think a person who is broken down atom by atom and replaced completely is more the same person than someone who has no brain activity or multi personality or any number of things that could cause u to lose your identity

  • @GuitarNinja91
    @GuitarNinja91 8 лет назад +195

    If Pinocchio says "my nose will grow now". Will his nose grow? Or not grow? If it doesn't, that means he's lying and it will grow. But that would mean he was telling the truth, so it wouldn't grow, which will mean he's lying...

    • @CheesyIzaak
      @CheesyIzaak 8 лет назад +3

      genius

    • @Zillius_YT
      @Zillius_YT 8 лет назад +3

      +Cheesy Izaak no paradox here, If Pinochhio says 'My nose will grow now' he is lying because normally his nose wouldn't grow. Now after he's told that lie his nose will start to grow.

    • @joeri2027
      @joeri2027 8 лет назад +7

      +Jones Corzlus and when it grows, it means he's speaking the truth

    • @dhruvsawhney8222
      @dhruvsawhney8222 8 лет назад +1

      +Isaac Calderón Blanco
      that's the paradox
      how can his nose grow when he is telling the truth

    • @4NeonFun
      @4NeonFun 8 лет назад

      Hes always explaining. he wants to prove to people that he is trustworthy and that he deserves to be changed into a real boy.

  • @rikuurufu5534
    @rikuurufu5534 7 лет назад +46

    A heap ceases to be a heap when its parts exist in a single layer, and when you can count them, or at least begin to count them and be confident that you can finish, at a glance.

    • @kolepage6863
      @kolepage6863 7 лет назад +1

      Richard Collins when tho?

    • @k9kid991
      @k9kid991 7 лет назад

      Ok, so if we started from that point that you just said: A single layer, you can count them, confident you can finish at a glance.... now just add ONE. SINGLE. Grain of sand to that, and it becomes a heap? One single grain of sand would really make that much of a difference? That's where the paradox comes in. You can never get to that defining moment when it transitions to a heap, because that means it's only one grain of sand different... which is barely noticable. =P

    • @rikuurufu5534
      @rikuurufu5534 7 лет назад

      It's still not a heap to you, but it might be a heap to the next person.Or you might leave and come back, and re-evaluate your ability to count the grains, and find yourself a little intimidated. That exact point, the point at which anyone takes a fresh look at the sand after ONE. SINGLE. grain of sand has been added and concludes that they probably couldn't count the grains, is the point at which the heap is defined, especially if it's pushed together so that it's no longer in a single layer.

    • @k9kid991
      @k9kid991 7 лет назад +2

      But still, let's say someone is at that point where they don't think they could count it, so they call it heap. If you tell them to close their eyes, and then you remove one single grain of sand, they won't even be able to tell the difference when they look again. They'll still call it a heap. Especially if you don't tell them if you actually took a grain away.

    • @neuronaut-666
      @neuronaut-666 7 лет назад

      So how is this a paradox just because people can't agree on the number of grains of sand, which we can't count, make up a heap? "Heap" is a very general term, a visual one, one that I would say by definition is something that isn't counted.

  • @cutlerrox06
    @cutlerrox06 8 лет назад +267

    Im glad you're Better!

    • @JonA-rd9jr
      @JonA-rd9jr 8 лет назад +7

      *you're

    • @JonA-rd9jr
      @JonA-rd9jr 8 лет назад +5

      sorry I just had to

    • @JayseeYT
      @JayseeYT 8 лет назад +3

      *You're

    • @cutlerrox06
      @cutlerrox06 8 лет назад

      +Jonathan Albericci thx

    • @nothingtospiffy1104
      @nothingtospiffy1104 8 лет назад +3

      he's not though just watch his vlog channel he's doing worse but I'm going he gets better soon

  • @Aakraos
    @Aakraos 4 года назад +49

    The piece at the beginning is the third movement of Vivaldi's "Summer", from the "Four seasons" violin concerto. You are welcome.

    • @LadyUnforgiven
      @LadyUnforgiven 4 года назад +1

      The First thing I noticed, I love it

    • @papagrounds
      @papagrounds 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, have you heard about Shazam? You're welcome.

    • @MrJackOfAllTraits
      @MrJackOfAllTraits 4 года назад +2

      Dude first thing I was gonna comment.

    • @MrJackOfAllTraits
      @MrJackOfAllTraits 4 года назад

      @@papagrounds inconvenient to shazam when I'm already using my phone.

    • @sightfield
      @sightfield 4 года назад +2

      Saying that doesn't make you a ling ling, go practice right now !!!

  • @Pi5hvi
    @Pi5hvi 8 лет назад +416

    I'm never going to be able to sleep again

  • @mackenziewhite6168
    @mackenziewhite6168 6 лет назад +1504

    This isn't a paradox but cool to think about
    If you were to tell a story about everything you did today down to every detail would go on forever
    Why?
    Because you would tell about your day and eventual get to the part about you telling a story and then repeat it again and again

    • @blockbros9299
      @blockbros9299 6 лет назад +31

      Weeman 3147 "this story"

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 6 лет назад +139

      In Neil Gaiman's sandman, there's a book that contains the ENTIRE story of the universe, describing everything that happens in it from its creation to its very end. However, no one is allowed to consult it to see the future, because then the book would become part of its own story. It would have to describe what it is describing, and so on and so forth.

    • @DoesItMatterAtAll
      @DoesItMatterAtAll 6 лет назад +55

      Assuming an infinite time-span, sure, it's a nice thought about recursion, but the day ends, and as the day does, so do the daily events, making the story not infinite, just (potentially, depending on how fast you recount the story, and the daytime at which you started) very meta.

    • @rocketbunny2441
      @rocketbunny2441 6 лет назад +4

      Weeman 3147 while reading your comment.. I just remembered I've done this myself.. 😅

    • @Populous3Tutorials
      @Populous3Tutorials 6 лет назад +16

      not really its just impossible cuz ur telling things that happened today. at 23:59:59 you have to stop writing and since you cant write about future, your story about "yesterday" was almost complete, but unfinished
      its not a paradox

  • @chrisg3030
    @chrisg3030 8 лет назад +310

    The paradox of the heap has me confused in real life. Whenever I get a heap of money, I think each bit I spend doesn't really reduce it so I spend a bit here and a bit there and then a bit and another bit and . . . no more money.

    • @VK-kn3fz
      @VK-kn3fz 8 лет назад

      haaahaHahaha

    • @vitorsly
      @vitorsly 8 лет назад +5

      +Chris G It's not really a paradox it's just a vague word. If we come up we a minimum and maximum amount of items or volume to form a heap then it's just a range of amounts. It's like 6 cows are "several", if you add 1 it's still "several", if you add another it's still "several" until eventually you decide to cut the term to an arbitrary amount in which case it is now "many".

    • @chrisg3030
      @chrisg3030 8 лет назад +2

      +vitorsly Sure, the paradox disappears when we put specific numbers to amounts. Counting with numbers must have originated as a smart way of making one amount distinguishable at a glance from another (or an amount at another time) which otherwise look pretty much the same. One heap looks like another, but 256 is obviously different from 257. Numbers are like a kind of magnifying glass for the present and a telescope for knowing the future. Trouble is I don't always want to know.

    • @apostalote
      @apostalote 8 лет назад +4

      +jimmyfly you sound like an arrogant college freshman.

    • @Draggyflames
      @Draggyflames 8 лет назад +11

      +Chris G I call it the "steam summer sale" paradox

  • @corebroth8793
    @corebroth8793 5 лет назад +64

    4:23 "you're a little bit heavier" lol yeah man I used to be 7 pounds and now I'm 9 pounds
    WOAH

    • @lunaponta594
      @lunaponta594 3 года назад

      wow i used to be less than 2 cm tall and now i'm more than 5!

  • @RolyWestYT
    @RolyWestYT 8 лет назад +677

    I NEED THAT SHIRT

  • @gasstationbathroominnevada
    @gasstationbathroominnevada 8 лет назад +172

    technically a brain transplant is a full body transplant

    • @xrasor9592
      @xrasor9592 8 лет назад +2

      👍

    • @Dgannt
      @Dgannt 8 лет назад +7

      +Gas Station Bathroom in Nevada
      If the brain is where our consciousness (and much more) reside, then yes. But the brain could simply be the processor of our body and nothing more. If you only change the processor (like in a computer) then you still have your operating system and all your memories.

    • @quincedapence3533
      @quincedapence3533 8 лет назад +42

      +Fast Er i think we can safely say that my consciousness does not reside in my kneecaps.

    • @94Endgameboy
      @94Endgameboy 8 лет назад +2

      +QuinceDaPence You made my day

    • @OneSideStrike
      @OneSideStrike 8 лет назад +2

      +QuinceDaPence or does it? o.o

  • @0tiii
    @0tiii 7 лет назад +307

    THAT MICHAEL PART GOT ME DYING! hahahahha!

  • @AdamusUmbra
    @AdamusUmbra 4 года назад +79

    When i close my eyes i just see Michael on the toilet.

  • @zeldafreak2232
    @zeldafreak2232 8 лет назад +359

    I like the word 'heap', it's just a fun word to say.

    • @jkake5398
      @jkake5398 8 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @bryanwan6169
      @bryanwan6169 8 лет назад

      +An anorexic pig
      *hemp

    • @wigglywiggler5562
      @wigglywiggler5562 8 лет назад +2

      +Cryp Tic heap*

    • @theninjaotaku409
      @theninjaotaku409 8 лет назад +6

      +Spork25 I found a great word in the dictionary: "Squelch". It's my favorite word to call someone.
      You squelch! Shut up squelch! Lol!

    • @TheSPLEEFKING
      @TheSPLEEFKING 8 лет назад +4

      I guess you can say it's a heap of fun to say

  • @mdmobashshir432
    @mdmobashshir432 8 лет назад +396

    First CGP Grey then Jake!! Existential Crisis is slowly ceasing me every morning.

    • @racistpandagod
      @racistpandagod 8 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @TrueSetoKaiba
      @TrueSetoKaiba 8 лет назад

      I know.... Is one copying the other?

    • @Pikminiman
      @Pikminiman 8 лет назад +35

      +Joshua Decene No. Just two great minds thinking alike.

    • @thejenko17
      @thejenko17 8 лет назад +6

      +Joshua Decene hey man watch jake ropers new video on his channel, he explains what is happening

    • @mdmobashshir432
      @mdmobashshir432 8 лет назад

      thats it Already watched it.

  • @jacktumbleweed
    @jacktumbleweed 8 лет назад +120

    God dammit Jake, now I'm having an existential crisis. Thanks a lot.

    • @markoneill2447
      @markoneill2447 8 лет назад +5

      At least you're thinking more than most people do.

    • @qwertydog9795
      @qwertydog9795 8 лет назад

      SAME

    • @WilliamKKidd
      @WilliamKKidd 8 лет назад +1

      Google "How Far Can We Go? Limits of Humanity" by Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell... Then come back here...

    • @jacktumbleweed
      @jacktumbleweed 8 лет назад +7

      Voxel Skull
      I love Kurzgesagt!

    • @waylanitis
      @waylanitis 7 лет назад +3

      ON DECEMBER 14, 2016. STOP THE GUY WITH THE RED SWEATER AT 4:46 PM

  • @warm_towels
    @warm_towels 5 лет назад +14

    5:47 this literally used to occupy my thoughts when I was younger

  • @kitsunekid16
    @kitsunekid16 8 лет назад +66

    a heap is an undetermined amount. so its a heap until you count it

    • @kitsunekid16
      @kitsunekid16 8 лет назад +1

      or can count it

    • @alexisjasso13
      @alexisjasso13 7 лет назад +1

      Urban Kitsune But if you use a microscope (and have enough time) you can actually count every single grain in a heap, does that mean a heap does not exist?

    • @puteborddelux1309
      @puteborddelux1309 7 лет назад

      Alexis Jasso well then that specific heap is no longer a heap, but the next time you take a handful of sand, that is a heap. A heap just means an amount of something that you don't know the exact quantity of, so considering the next handful of sand you take is not the exact same amount as the one you counted, it's a heap.

    • @dangdudei1506
      @dangdudei1506 7 лет назад +1

      The size of a heap is determined by your perception of the world. It's you trying to apply scale to something uncountable (as in it is not practical to count it). It's not about how many grains a heap consists of, it's about how big the sandpile is compared to something else.
      We are all different and have different perceptions of things. So the very definiton of heap will vary from person to person.

    • @samaysamudre
      @samaysamudre 7 лет назад

      Urban Kitsune

  • @kgt94
    @kgt94 8 лет назад +362

    Wish you health dude, you remind me so much of a young bill neil :)

    • @robercano
      @robercano 8 лет назад +2

      +Kyle Grewal Bill Nye?

    • @the1andonlytitch
      @the1andonlytitch 8 лет назад +1

      +Kyle Grewal Bill Neil the real seal pill

    • @hajrahissaniti
      @hajrahissaniti 8 лет назад

      do you mean...BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @joiscott182
      @joiscott182 8 лет назад +1

      +jazzfan1994 Bill Nye the science guy

    • @kgt94
      @kgt94 8 лет назад

      yas!!!!

  • @tenzinkunchen6948
    @tenzinkunchen6948 8 лет назад +262

    does he really have cancer

  • @izzycooper9742
    @izzycooper9742 4 года назад +1

    You know, I knew I was nerd, but the fact that I have heard of and had the pages for all of these problems/paradoxes bookmarked on my phone since freshman year really pushes the fact home

  • @TheGuy420
    @TheGuy420 7 лет назад +155

    My friend said aproximatley 6 grains of sand

    • @Ensanity21
      @Ensanity21 7 лет назад +5

      TheGuy I say 7 and a half grains of sand

    • @searenacarroll2956
      @searenacarroll2956 7 лет назад +65

      W.D GaminG Wouldn't half a grain still be a grain?

    • @notsahsoj5155
      @notsahsoj5155 7 лет назад +3

      Searena Carroll thats the joke

    • @jimflagg4009
      @jimflagg4009 7 лет назад

      The way you solve the heap paradox is through an agreed upon unit of measurement. Otherwise a heap is relative. What you might think as a heap might not appear as a heap to me. IT is relative to the observer,

  • @tassmh7080
    @tassmh7080 8 лет назад +175

    OH HO HO that was VERY sneaky there Vsauce putting that last paradox in at the end ;)
    When does a person actually become a person? At what point do these little lumps of cells become what we consider a human?
    But now you don't have the backlash of actually saying it
    Nice

    • @ozonezoe
      @ozonezoe 8 лет назад +10

      WOW! did not catch that!
      Yes, very sneaky indeed!
      Clever Jake.

    • @SelfCareCharizard
      @SelfCareCharizard 8 лет назад +2

      Woah, that makes sense. I didn't get the meaning of that last part.

    • @ji23delgado
      @ji23delgado 8 лет назад +1

      Can you please elaborate?I didn't quite get it

    • @ozonezoe
      @ozonezoe 8 лет назад +2

      "When does a person actually become a person? At what point do these little lumps of cells become what we consider a human?"
      Kinda relating to when jake talks about a when a heap is no longer a heap or when a grain of sand is no longer a grain of sand. Does that help?

    • @ji23delgado
      @ji23delgado 8 лет назад +2

      +OzoneZoe Ohhhhhh well that was sneaky.Thanks for the help!

  • @NeoGenMike
    @NeoGenMike 8 лет назад +81

    How do you know that for every second that passes by time freezes for 10 billion years before resuming?

    • @sophiaoeftger4030
      @sophiaoeftger4030 8 лет назад +1

      Wow...

    • @JoeStaehle
      @JoeStaehle 8 лет назад +2

      Try again

    • @GamingRepublick
      @GamingRepublick 8 лет назад +64

      If time froze how could there be 10 billion years of time there would be no time.

    • @YQLbeast
      @YQLbeast 8 лет назад +4

      THIS GUY

    • @thefanification
      @thefanification 8 лет назад +1

      i THINK he meant something akin to "fast forwarded" 10 billion years. and he would still be wrong me thinks because even if it happened to all life, noone would be aware of it, and thus no maintanence on anything would be done for 10 billion years...

  • @homer46303
    @homer46303 5 лет назад +3

    This was something that came up today in a discussion with a friend(hence why I find myself here; I wanted to see other ideas about the "Ship of Theseus" paradox) and I gave my answer on the subject. My answer was that identity is a title given to a polymorphic collection of things and that collection of things comes with a signature. The signature being details about its composition and location in space and time, and the sub-things that make up the whole thing have their own identities formed by their own compositions and signatures(Call them sub-identities, sub-compositions, and sub-signatures). All of these properties combine to form the identity of the thing in question, such that as any one thing changes a new version is produced. Now while this identity versioning is constantly changing we don't always consider it. For example, an object might be version 1.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0 and then a subtle change creates version 1.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.1 but to us it's just version 1.0 or even just version one. It's not until more significant changes occur, usually, that we begin to acknowledge a change in version; such as version one-point-two. In the case of being disintegrated in one location and reformed in another location perfectly we we have to acknowledge a significant amount of changes occurred in the signatures(again based on not just composition but space and time). Therefore a new version was produced. So to identify something as the original is entirely a matter of personal perspective because in reality we're not...

  • @skylarjohnson2785
    @skylarjohnson2785 7 лет назад +176

    hope you're better jake but *you just nonchalantly mentioned that you have cancer dude wtf*

    • @SuperSethstone
      @SuperSethstone 7 лет назад +25

      Yeah. I thought that was strange, but I figured it HAS to be something that was already more seriously revealed in one of their past videos or something. Has to be. I doubt he would tell his fans like that.

    • @drshrimppuertorico4293
      @drshrimppuertorico4293 7 лет назад +17

      Cole Johnson maybe he just didn't want to make a big deal about it

    • @kingchaos9090
      @kingchaos9090 7 лет назад +2

      Cole Johnson could be minor

    • @zCrabOG
      @zCrabOG 6 лет назад +15

      For anyone curious... He's cured :)

  • @benapsley9552
    @benapsley9552 8 лет назад +101

    He was really enthusiastic about having cancer...

    • @wizardgradstudent
      @wizardgradstudent 8 лет назад +64

      Sometimes in a bad situation, all you can do is try to be happy.

    • @benapsley9552
      @benapsley9552 8 лет назад

      Yeah...

    • @DoofusSupreme
      @DoofusSupreme 8 лет назад

      +Ben Apsley I feel like Jake is probably not the kind of guy to be particularly bothered by a cancer diagnosis. Just another opportunity for creativity!

    • @zfallengodz1
      @zfallengodz1 8 лет назад +7

      You should watch his personal channel... you'll understand that he's not enthusiastic.

    • @TheRedayz
      @TheRedayz 8 лет назад

      +Ben Apsley Does he really have cancer?

  • @alifidy1578
    @alifidy1578 8 лет назад +189

    CGP Grey

    • @myherpesitch7763
      @myherpesitch7763 8 лет назад +2

      Yeah man. lately I've been seeing channels ripping off each other. Fucken lazy asses

    • @jozfang6210
      @jozfang6210 8 лет назад +52

      +My Herpes Itch Look at the description. It was a coincidence...

    • @myherpesitch7763
      @myherpesitch7763 8 лет назад

      +50euros I dont think so. Last time SciShow and DNews did a vid about "the uncanny valley" where robots who become too human-like start becoming creepy to most ppl

    • @LegenDove
      @LegenDove 8 лет назад +28

      +My Herpes Itch So what you're saying is that he wrote, shot and edited this video within a few hours?

    • @alifidy1578
      @alifidy1578 8 лет назад

      this video is much more creative and I am sure that he hans the copied CGP Grey but it is similar.

  • @_hadoken
    @_hadoken 4 года назад +23

    I'm impressed at how much he can imitate Michael's style.

    • @communisttrash8590
      @communisttrash8590 4 года назад +5

      Idk Jake is more cinematic than Michael and is less math than just theory and logic than just general science and when it is science it’s extremely specialized and less known about

  • @louisthompson5781
    @louisthompson5781 8 лет назад +41

    OH MY GOD
    I didn't know you had the Big C.
    Stick in there
    We are all rooting for you

    • @Sam-gj8kr
      @Sam-gj8kr 8 лет назад +2

      +louis thompson yea he has a big C (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @TheMsr1997
      @TheMsr1997 8 лет назад

      +Bahmanis The Duck xD

  • @frid5639
    @frid5639 7 лет назад +234

    Title should How to make you head ache in 7 minutes

    • @charliediamond7254
      @charliediamond7254 6 лет назад +2

      Frid I'm glad you enjoyed the other 25 seconds

    • @eraofgaming1721
      @eraofgaming1721 6 лет назад

      Charlie Diamond XD

    • @GummieI
      @GummieI 6 лет назад

      Well that title would fit every single vsauce video more or less

  • @mvemjsunp8
    @mvemjsunp8 8 лет назад +14

    Just when I thought the production value couldn't get any better

  • @ajm_star
    @ajm_star 6 месяцев назад +1

    After Seven years, I came back for this masterpiece. I think my favourite video on Paradox of any kind.

  • @MarkFilipAnthony
    @MarkFilipAnthony 8 лет назад +62

    this is the reason I don't like sleeping, I feel like I'm somebody else every time I wake up

    • @JackalGYT
      @JackalGYT 8 лет назад +47

      +MarkFilipAnthony You might actually have something wrong with you. Go see a psychologist.

    • @kiprs
      @kiprs 8 лет назад +1

      how

    • @binnibep
      @binnibep 8 лет назад

      wat

    • @checomart
      @checomart 8 лет назад

      +MarkFilipAnthony lol

    • @Sizzlik
      @Sizzlik 8 лет назад

      +MarkFilipAnthony Yeh..we talked last night..and today you act as if you dont know me..

  • @AshleyCarruthersOrAJ
    @AshleyCarruthersOrAJ 8 лет назад +317

    The bottom line is true
    The top line is false

    • @malte291
      @malte291 8 лет назад +5

      Hate you for that

    • @TheCsePower
      @TheCsePower 8 лет назад +12

      paradox can occur when we fail to see a bigger picture. we read your comment with the concept that something can either be true or false. We restrict ourselves to the question.
      Which one is true?

    • @linfraredl4906
      @linfraredl4906 8 лет назад +2

      love it when ppl just witch up stuff from portal

    • @Vexzion
      @Vexzion 8 лет назад +1

      +Ashley Carruthers The first line says the bottom is true. The bottom line says the top line is false meaning the bottom line is false. Since the bottom line is false it means the first line is true. Now this cycle will go on forever unless someone corrects me and shows me the end. Please if you find a end and can prove it show me it.

    • @linfraredl4906
      @linfraredl4906 8 лет назад +1

      Hey guess what no one cares about the same shitty thing jut make a new paradox be creative use your brain

  • @kathyakd1985
    @kathyakd1985 7 лет назад +150

    Awww GoD bless you !!! I wish you all the best and I truly hope that you had a successful recovery journey . When in early stages as in your case I believe , it's treatable !

    • @georgegeorge8111
      @georgegeorge8111 6 лет назад +4

      They dont believe in god.

    • @rankyra
      @rankyra 6 лет назад +5

      Does it matter? That's your contribution? How about yea I also hope you have a quick recovery?

  • @doppelmoralex
    @doppelmoralex 6 лет назад +3

    I love the four seasons as the background music

  • @infiniteheygtre4580
    @infiniteheygtre4580 8 лет назад +16

    good job jake on posting this im glad you found the strength to upload this thank you

  • @Klobbb
    @Klobbb 7 лет назад +376

    If pinocchio says his nose will grow, will it?

    • @panie445
      @panie445 7 лет назад +32

      It will fall off. Don't ask me how I know.

    • @vanny8641
      @vanny8641 7 лет назад +6

      Emilio Hinojosa how do you know?

    • @timluo55
      @timluo55 7 лет назад +26

      it won't... I'm pretty sure you got the paradox wrong

    • @THELASTMASTA
      @THELASTMASTA 7 лет назад +24

      I'm pretty sure it goes "What happens when pinocchio says his nose WILL grow?" because pinnocchio's nose does not grow by default.

    • @Klobbb
      @Klobbb 7 лет назад +2

      Ohh.. k.

  • @flapjackhd2158
    @flapjackhd2158 8 лет назад +160

    This'll make me seem stupid but, does he actually have cancer?

  • @niikiyama
    @niikiyama 3 года назад +1

    4 years ago yet the editing is beautiful

  • @slimthickens3981
    @slimthickens3981 8 лет назад +49

    I've been waiting for this since that Sam and Niko video you were on

  • @Xob_Driesestig
    @Xob_Driesestig 8 лет назад +204

    Hey CGP gr...Just kidding! ;)

    • @AlexKYRstudio
      @AlexKYRstudio 8 лет назад

      xD

    • @cobregang
      @cobregang 8 лет назад +2

      +xbob Driesestig I was thinking the same thing, but since a video like this takes much more than a day to write and make, I think it's just a matter of common interest and coincidence

    • @Koteal
      @Koteal 8 лет назад +1

      +Calin Cristian Well, it is! It's on the description: www.cgpgrey.com/blog/letter-to-jake-on-the-agonies-of-parallel-creation :P

    • @jbyon8230
      @jbyon8230 8 лет назад +2

      +xbob Driesestig or crash course philosophy's episode on Cartesian skepticism?

    • @klonekingF18
      @klonekingF18 8 лет назад

      This is concerning, i watched cgps new vid yesterday... And it keeps happening

  • @itslau578
    @itslau578 8 лет назад +131

    WHERE CAN I GET THAT SHIRT??!!!!

  • @pdlouie
    @pdlouie 3 года назад +6

    Came here after watching the last episode of wandavision.

  • @reijer8167
    @reijer8167 8 лет назад +219

    Just wondering where did you get that t-shirt?

    • @jagorivia6677
      @jagorivia6677 8 лет назад +2

      Geeeertje!!

    • @nannerhammock1692
      @nannerhammock1692 8 лет назад +27

      +Tracy Mendiola you're fucked in the head.

    • @eeleroet434
      @eeleroet434 8 лет назад +7

      +Tracy Mendiola m8

    • @skurczybyk12
      @skurczybyk12 8 лет назад

      +disonrespectvol Check on redbubble.com, i saw some similar designs there, not this exact one, but there are many of them, so you can find something similar, i think.

    • @BRE3ZYE
      @BRE3ZYE 8 лет назад +5

      +disonrespectvol Kanto

  • @hamsterdoom360
    @hamsterdoom360 8 лет назад +32

    "The answer is 'don't think about it'."
    -Rick Sanchez

    • @talanh18
      @talanh18 8 лет назад

      "Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die."
      -Morty

  • @tutorial9322
    @tutorial9322 7 лет назад +98

    heterological is like a finger you point on something - the finger can point on many things, but it can´t point on itself, because "it is the pointing".

    • @milboxr9772
      @milboxr9772 7 лет назад +2

      Tuto Rial I mean it can curve and point at itself slightly if you try

    • @hanifrashid5927
      @hanifrashid5927 7 лет назад +6

      Ah...yes ...But if you curve your finger is it considered a 'pointing finger' at that point

    • @NoConsequenc3
      @NoConsequenc3 7 лет назад +5

      Aim it at a mirror and you'll find the finger pointing at itself :)

    • @hanifrashid5927
      @hanifrashid5927 7 лет назад +1

      @Pseudo Lain Wow nice I like that answer. I may have a rebuttal, something about left/right, but like I said I like that answer so let's leave it at that. b(^.^)d

    • @hanifrashid5927
      @hanifrashid5927 7 лет назад

      ....unless, of course, you would like to know...

  • @Milan-db3uy
    @Milan-db3uy 4 года назад +3

    I hate it how there are so much less comments on Jake teleporting to Micheal's toilet while he is shiting and reading a book.

  • @blindpower95
    @blindpower95 8 лет назад +354

    Stoner philosophy in a nutshell

    • @militantpacifist4087
      @militantpacifist4087 8 лет назад +2

      LMAO😂

    • @TheSuccumbedSilence
      @TheSuccumbedSilence 8 лет назад +13

      +blindpower95
      I wouldn't really say this stoner philosophy. We can all see the answer is fairly obvious in both options. Its the explanation that makes the answer 100% correct that can not be explained. For example, how do you know that when you are driving inside a car it is not the world moving and the car is? What if the world is moving and you (the car) are stationary? Its easy to see the answer but difficult to explain and convince someone otherwise.
      Id call it basic philosophy.

    • @kamilb8232
      @kamilb8232 8 лет назад +12

      +K _rent
      Your question is actually pretty well answered with Einstein's relativity and reference frames.

    • @Stenson42
      @Stenson42 8 лет назад +3

      +blindpower95 I'm not me when I smoke weed I am someone else.

    • @adelrasheed9053
      @adelrasheed9053 8 лет назад +8

      +blindpower95 or is it the philosopher's stone ?

  • @Natalie-Ervin
    @Natalie-Ervin 7 лет назад +42

    I did not need an existential crisis today Jake.

  • @Immajeanyus
    @Immajeanyus 8 лет назад +27

    "When you wake up in the morning how do you know you're the same person as when you went to sleep?" Because I'm still a failure.

    • @AmarAdemi
      @AmarAdemi 8 лет назад

      i can relate :/

    • @PyroOfZen
      @PyroOfZen 8 лет назад

      +Immajeanyus Or a clone of a failure? Which is worse, because then you didn't get a choice in the matter, but are just intensely empathizing with a previous version (or multiple) of yourself that made you a failure.
      At least you could take solace in the fact that you'll be replaced by another clone tonight, who will feel what you feel now. But you will feel nothing, because you'll be gone.

  • @scorpiosete794
    @scorpiosete794 3 года назад +2

    Here's a paradox: If you asks Rick Astley for the movie Up, he's never gonna give it. But if he didn't give you the movie Up, he lets you down, because he said he will never let you down, but he will also never gonna give you Up.

  • @ShawnsterVideos
    @ShawnsterVideos 8 лет назад +17

    Over 9000 Thumbs-up for you teleporting into the toilet while your production parter loses a pound of himself into the porcelain pot!

  • @sauce8277
    @sauce8277 8 лет назад +169

    *Watches video....blinks* I need a sandwich.

    • @sauce8277
      @sauce8277 8 лет назад

      ***** :)

    • @sauce8277
      @sauce8277 8 лет назад +10

      juice He likes making Sandwiches.

    • @zararule427
      @zararule427 8 лет назад +1

      +James Rivera yeah, sure he does

    • @h0verman
      @h0verman 8 лет назад +2

      +SkilljoyJr you are the sandwich

    • @thefanification
      @thefanification 8 лет назад

      psych question, ignoring science for a bit and focusing solely on the mind, what if he was raised that "humans" are actually "sandwhiches"? does that make him a sandwhich? is my red the same red as your red? philosophy!

  • @TheNotoriousDUDE
    @TheNotoriousDUDE 7 лет назад +77

    I would never even remotely consider teleporting myself. Sure, the person that comes out on the other side would think they're me and share all my memories and basically everything else that makes me me, but the real me, my actual self, would be dead from the disintegration that happens upon entrance of the teleporter. The fact that another perfectly identical version of myself exists couldn't possibly undo the death of the original thinking entity that was me.

    • @TheNotoriousDUDE
      @TheNotoriousDUDE 7 лет назад

      ***** Exactly!

    • @thelaserbeast260
      @thelaserbeast260 7 лет назад +3

      Well, chances are none of the cells you currently have are the same cells that you were born with, so technically you are not the same person than when you were born, or even the person you were 10 years ago for that matter. I like to think teleportation in the way Jake described is pretty much like our natural process of cell renovation only accelerated, so while you could say you "die" every time you teleport, I still think that the person being formed on the other side is the original me.

    • @TheNotoriousDUDE
      @TheNotoriousDUDE 7 лет назад +4

      TheLaserBeast The difference is that you don't need to die for the natural process of cell renovation to work. What exactly makes you think that your own conscious mind could live on in a copy of yours? As I said, the fact that they're identical to you, including your memories, is in no way capable of undoing the death of your original self. Your life ends upon teleportation while that of the copy begins. It won't make a difference for anyone, except yourself. In other words: The existence of a mind that is identical to yours doesn't mean that the mind it was copied from is going to live on as the copy, but rather be mimicked by it.

    • @Phoenix-pb4sm
      @Phoenix-pb4sm 7 лет назад

      Kansasforlife same

    • @nouhorni3229
      @nouhorni3229 7 лет назад +1

      And you know that when you fall asleep, that very thing doesn't happen because...reasons? Your Ego is a creation of your brain that doesn't need to be uphold in that way during sleep so what gives?

  • @phroged2255
    @phroged2255 3 года назад +1

    Me: have a cold and don’t go to school.
    Jake: Has C A N C E R and make a 7,25 long video.