actually star wars is the easiest movie to survive without humans. because, not the main cast, but most of the people in starwarsverse are aliens, so, cast an alien as the new hero, you have endless sequels, prequels, all the llllls......
I LOVE this channel. The jokes are clever and fast. The writer(s) do an awesome job and Mr Wormuloid delivers them perfectly. As a side point, does wisecrack mean smartarse?
Could you write the date of the original upload in the description ? I already watched every episode on Wisecrack, I need a way to see wich ones are new. ... Or is it a ploy to get us to watch every episode once again ? I thought capitalism and consumerism disappeared in the future.
I don't think that was a joke since it is a common misconception. It is also an easy mistake to make since the Empire is modeled after the Third Reich. Heck, maybe George Lucas didn't know that "vader" is actually Dutch and maybe he decided that having "vater" would be too obvious as a reference to German (and thus to Nazism). If I'm not mistaken, in the movie "Pitch Perfect" they also say that "vader" is German for father (which, once again, it isn't). Giving more credibility to the idea that "vader" being German is actually a widespread misconception. If you want to troll, at least do it well.
It might be a "common misconception", but with everything else herein is so obviously misconstrued, its likely a play on the misnomer rather than play into it.
So glad this channel struck out on it's own. Nothing against it's former home of course, who I still sub and watch as well. It's just better being it's own thing. Eager to see more! Cheers!
Yeah I really don't get why people in the original trilogy talk about the force as an ancient religion or a relic of the past. That past couldn't have been that long ago. Makes me wonder if Vader did a massive memory wipe of everyone in the galaxy? How do they not believe in the Force?
The force as a religion was all but purged from the galaxy. An entire generation had grown up with it being outlawed after existing for over 1000 years.
because it wasn't thought about all the way through during the original run, This obsession with mysticism and trying to make things "mystical" is cancer. You can't make jedi go around the galaxy and help people as heroes with the force and be the "guardians of peace" and have them be "mythical" at the same time. That's nonsense. You can't have the empire hunt them all down with vader and be outlawed while having them be a secret and have most people not know who they are especially when the empire is making it a thing to hunt them down and have people turn them in. It makes more sense on what the prequels were doing as jedi are supposed to help people all across the galaxy so it makes sense they would be involved in the intergalactic political entanglements that's happening. You can't save people around the galaxy without knowing what's happening political to know when you can get involved and when you can't. That's nonsense. The jedi SHOULd be known wide spread as that makes sense for why the jedi are being hunted down by the empire. All this "myth" crap is done just to please people towards mysticism and religions and it's mindless pandering that doesn't make any sense within the star wars world.
are you doing requests for classics? .. How about Ken Russell's antique (1971) never-to-be-experienced-on-acid flick, The Devils. (btw, released the same year as Clockwork Orange)
Han didn't "shoot first"...he was the ONLY one that shot! The other guy didn't even have a weapon!! It's really a shame that the original version didn't survive into Wormuloid's time.
Giving this one to you guys for free (love you!) - "Princess Mononoke" is the story of the Templar annihilation of the druids/stagmen in britannia, scota-land, and ireland. All right down to the tribes fauna, and colors of the uniforms involved; red and white being the colors of the Davids, Columbs, Templars, and the modern day Cistercian Order. The movie even references the Culdeean monks who were the priests of the christian monastic tradition that took what they valued from the ancient druidic knowledge and basically burned the rest. False druids. Templars covered in boar skin.
Well, I just have to say it: No, Hitler doesn't named his bodyguards "Stormtroopers", in german "Sturmtruppen". Lucas choosed "Sturmtruppen" because it sounds kind of nazi, but in reality there was no such called organisation in the third reich. There was the SA, the "Sturmabteilung", but that organisation and Hitler had a ... complicated relationship and so the SA was wiped out by the well better known SS (which means "Schutzstaffel") in 1934, only one year after the nazis took over with the "Machtergreifung" and long before WWII. Hitlers real Bodyguards where called "Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler".
Change the basic song at the end! I know Garrux (Garryx?) would talk about other things at the end, but I’m sure you guys can figure out a way to splice the original theme over that. I seriously hate that song. I know that this shouldn’t bother me, but IT DOES!!!
![Alien’s Guide to THOR: RAGNAROK [NEW!]](/img/1.gif)
"the one that came out last week wasn't bad either"
glad to hear that the series will outlive the human species
So will everything owned by the big mouse.
Yes except it gets rebranded as a reality TV show.
Zero doubt in my mind the by then the galaxy will be property of the mouse... and shape like it... 🤔
actually star wars is the easiest movie to survive without humans.
because, not the main cast, but most of the people in starwarsverse are aliens, so, cast an alien as the new hero, you have endless sequels, prequels, all the llllls......
I'm pretty sure this is a re upload. They are probably referring to the force awakens and the Miami heats run with lebron james so 2015 ish
Damn the Miami Heat! So many lives lost to such an ironically cold regime!
Jacob Borg ha snap
I LOVE this channel. The jokes are clever and fast. The writer(s) do an awesome job and Mr Wormuloid delivers them perfectly.
As a side point, does wisecrack mean smartarse?
EweChewBrrr to “crack wise” basically means being a smart ass
The jokes are really clever. The same can't be said about the majority of people commenting. 😂😂😂
Khalil Lyons Thanks. That’s not a saying we use here in Australia. I thought it may have been a play on words.
Wise = Smart
Crack = Arse
yes I freaking love that he doesn't wait for us to laugh. shit is irritating and destroys the momentum and immersion.
Chance Paladin If you find it that irritating then why do you watch it?
"Obiwan tells Luke to trust the force instead of technology, because, when have old people ever trusted technology?" Is the best part XD
That's why I always pay attention to how the Tao Jones is doing on the stock market.
New Message I have to be honest, your profile pic hurts my soul
Could you write the date of the original upload in the description ? I already watched every episode on Wisecrack, I need a way to see wich ones are new.
... Or is it a ploy to get us to watch every episode once again ? I thought capitalism and consumerism disappeared in the future.
Mr. T-shirt That what the future capitalists would have you believe.
I also have seen all the episodes but my memory is shit so I love all these re-uploads hahah
Aliens guide to Jurassic Park pls 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
So accurate! Mr Wormuloid, you just made me a fan of your work. I admire your shrewdness.
This character/show is literally the only reason I was subscribed to Wisecrack. Never going back!
He was going to TOSHE, TOSCHE STATION! (it just isn't fair!) TOSCHE TOSCHE STATION.
I'm never gonna geto out of here!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
The "vader" in "Darth Vader" is actually Dutch for father, not German. In German it would be "vater".
you are good at getting jokes
I don't think that was a joke since it is a common misconception. It is also an easy mistake to make since the Empire is modeled after the Third Reich. Heck, maybe George Lucas didn't know that "vader" is actually Dutch and maybe he decided that having "vater" would be too obvious as a reference to German (and thus to Nazism).
If I'm not mistaken, in the movie "Pitch Perfect" they also say that "vader" is German for father (which, once again, it isn't). Giving more credibility to the idea that "vader" being German is actually a widespread misconception.
If you want to troll, at least do it well.
shure
It might be a "common misconception", but with everything else herein is so obviously misconstrued, its likely a play on the misnomer rather than play into it.
Garyx said "vater is German for father" where's the mix-up?
wormuloid's quarter-turn in the thumbnail kills me in the best way
Maeve B he knows what the people want
Thank you for using the correct term "Humaniod". I feel validated..
So glad this channel struck out on it's own. Nothing against it's former home of course, who I still sub and watch as well. It's just better being it's own thing. Eager to see more! Cheers!
You had me at "...hitting on your sister."
I love this so much😂 one of my favourite series on RUclips
I almost spit out my toxic waste watching this
Same, ha ha.
The frequency of videos did increase by a lot.
Keep it up, Garyx!
Alien Guide please analyze the hidden meaning of
"They Live" (released in 1988), a cult film, written and directed by John Carpenter.
4:12
... This video makes a surprisingly strong and presumably unintentional case for not liking Star Wars at all.
Can't wait to see all the other Star Wars movies posted
"It's is the Steward, Yet exercises no Authority"
2:32 had me laughing so loud my roommate came in asking if there was gunfire
This was one of the best until now
Garyx Wormuloid, can we please get you to do BROOKLYN NINE-NINE. Please.
I feel like the more people complain about the outro, the louder it should get per episode.
i think it is getting louder, until eventually its going to be a whole 7 minute dubstep shit stomp ballad
Chance Paladin I’m into that. Sounds fun!
Yeah I really don't get why people in the original trilogy talk about the force as an ancient religion or a relic of the past. That past couldn't have been that long ago. Makes me wonder if Vader did a massive memory wipe of everyone in the galaxy? How do they not believe in the Force?
Sometimes it's better to just enjoy the movie rather than getting hanged up in small details
The force as a religion was all but purged from the galaxy. An entire generation had grown up with it being outlawed after existing for over 1000 years.
because it wasn't thought about all the way through during the original run, This obsession with mysticism and trying to make things "mystical" is cancer. You can't make jedi go around the galaxy and help people as heroes with the force and be the "guardians of peace" and have them be "mythical" at the same time.
That's nonsense. You can't have the empire hunt them all down with vader and be outlawed while having them be a secret and have most people not know who they are especially when the empire is making it a thing to hunt them down and have people turn them in.
It makes more sense on what the prequels were doing as jedi are supposed to help people all across the galaxy so it makes sense they would be involved in the intergalactic political entanglements that's happening. You can't save people around the galaxy without knowing what's happening political to know when you can get involved and when you can't. That's nonsense.
The jedi SHOULd be known wide spread as that makes sense for why the jedi are being hunted down by the empire.
All this "myth" crap is done just to please people towards mysticism and religions and it's mindless pandering that doesn't make any sense within the star wars world.
It is an ancient religion? (Within the fiction) and it is a relic of the past?
the duality & colors bit was hilarious
What movie was that at 4:30?
Not sure, but the butt belongs to Jean Claude van Damme.
are you doing requests for classics? ..
How about Ken Russell's antique (1971) never-to-be-experienced-on-acid flick, The Devils.
(btw, released the same year as Clockwork Orange)
This is incredible
Aliens Guide to Annihilation (2018), would be fun
The best part of my day
reminds me of captain dissolution - keep up the good work bud
Nice one!
Your summary of the story reminded me of the Auralnauts version.
love the show keep it up man
Alien's Guide to the Star Trek original series movies please! :)
Well done.
My god you are so right about how movies and marketing were ruined post star wars
I realllllllly really like this... wow 👍
Do Adaptation
I've never seen a like/dislike ratio as good as on this video
Nice one
Please review A BEAUTIFUL MIND!
@Alien's Guide, I wonder, is this series inspired by The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human?
The Force requires Midichlorians, not faith
rip george michael ;(
🔪
“The first three movies were hot garbage. By the fourth movie the series had hit its stride.”
faith are for losers. thank goodness they changed that nonsense.
Could you do an examination of Hail, Caesar! please?
outro song name ?
1:13 An even bigger club? Do you mean the Laser Moon?
When Garryx said "merchandising," I was expecting a Spaceballs reference. He even said with nearly an identical accent to Yogurt!
Please give us your Alien analysis of 'Labyrinth' (AKA David Bowie's bulge)
last week? What number Star Wars are they on in the future?
so so good
Reminds me of a mentand from 1984 Dune movie!
Would "Into the Wild" be an interesting analysis?
3:07 Hahaha, the truth burns.
Ooo, have you considered the Star Trek movies (the originals)?
Must say
I really miss Garyx's intern coming in at the end
“The last one from last week?” Is he referring to Solo or his timeline in the future?
Isn't it still a declaration of war when you mention Han shooting?
Very good
now this is fitting outro music.
screw the haters
4:41 You forgot Special Editions.
Han didn't "shoot first"...he was the ONLY one that shot! The other guy didn't even have a weapon!! It's really a shame that the original version didn't survive into Wormuloid's time.
you should do episodes 1-3 of star wars,
I like these
Outro song?
Giving this one to you guys for free (love you!) - "Princess Mononoke" is the story of the Templar annihilation of the druids/stagmen in britannia, scota-land, and ireland. All right down to the tribes fauna, and colors of the uniforms involved; red and white being the colors of the Davids, Columbs, Templars, and the modern day Cistercian Order. The movie even references the Culdeean monks who were the priests of the christian monastic tradition that took what they valued from the ancient druidic knowledge and basically burned the rest. False druids. Templars covered in boar skin.
Please do Cloud Atlas
wormuloid: "the imperial generals wear clothing that resembles bavarian chevaulgers"
also wormuloid: wears same
His family buys two of the least helpful appliances on the market, and before you know it their house is destroyed.
I died. Thank you.
in the Miami heat.... I lost it there hahahahahahahahaha
Didn't Wormuloid guest star on Babylon 5?
wokest and funniest channel, keep up the good work. Live long and prosper Garyx
Class
Great video!!! 💚💜
Please do an 'Alien's Guide' to Shin Chan anime series ☺☺
Hello there.
"Alien's Guide" doesn't have the same charm as "Earthling Cinema"
I love this series. Thug Notes though?
“... he tells Luke to trust in the force and not technology ... (except for the x-wing and the proton torpedo, that technology he can still use)...”
Please do Lawrence of Arabia next!!
Well, I just have to say it: No, Hitler doesn't named his bodyguards "Stormtroopers", in german "Sturmtruppen". Lucas choosed "Sturmtruppen" because it sounds kind of nazi, but in reality there was no such called organisation in the third reich. There was the SA, the "Sturmabteilung", but that organisation and Hitler had a ... complicated relationship and so the SA was wiped out by the well better known SS (which means "Schutzstaffel") in 1934, only one year after the nazis took over with the "Machtergreifung" and long before WWII. Hitlers real Bodyguards where called "Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler".
Change the basic song at the end! I know Garrux (Garryx?) would talk about other things at the end, but I’m sure you guys can figure out a way to splice the original theme over that. I seriously hate that song. I know that this shouldn’t bother me, but IT DOES!!!
Keep making vids
Please do American Beauty
They always mention The Hidden Fortress but never how much A New Hope borrowed from Dune by Frank Herbert.
its definitely obvious in episode one, naboo basically looks the same as one of the covers
Omg yes thank you. I've always hated Star Wars' effect on pop culture and cinema.
What? He's not criticizing it, he's just saying the massive positive on pop culture and cinema which ere all a great thing. The hell is your problem?
Hell no. There's no reason to hate. It's influence and effects on pop culture and cinema is beyond amazing and fantastic.
If living in harmony with nature was that easy, people wouldn't have needed technology in the first place...
WOO HOOO!!!!
I live for your eyebrows.
Toxic Waste = Mountain Dew. Fitting.
"Vader" is Dutch for "Father", "Vater" is German for "Father".
Jack Bugden
and the stormtrooper doctrine and divisions were developed/established in the great war
Think your missing the gag, did you not notice "albert" hitler?
Nice! Now let's get a Thug Notes channel next!
Vater meaning Father is just a coincidence. Vader is short for "INvader", and he hadn't decided vader was luke's father in the first film :V
You should do the color purple, I hardly see any black films.
Wait you missed the fact the entire end section is just ripped off Dambusters!
This is like the plot to Auralnauts
How? What is that? Some music group?
Come on, no VHS?
I surprised that Disney has not seized this channel for using copyrighted material with out their written consent.
For the record: "Vader" is Dutch for father, not German, which is "Vater".