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  • Опубликовано: 22 июн 2023
  • ok obviously this specific interaction is from a tumblr comic or something i forgor where i saw it but like why tf do teachers hit you with the "so how's it going kiddo" in the urinal like bro "it's going" to be an issue if you ever speak to me again
    inspiration / holding_it (not the original post just one i found)
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  • @flandrescarlet506
    @flandrescarlet506 Год назад +6056

    I like how even after he's literally given piss by having it splashed on his face he still continues to ramble. It was never about the piss

    • @doompoison2365
      @doompoison2365 Год назад +207

      the true message lying undersheath

    • @RaptorZer0
      @RaptorZer0 Год назад +205

      Dude was mad that bro had a bigger cucumber than him

    • @DurkMcGerk
      @DurkMcGerk Год назад +107

      @@RaptorZer0 or otherwise

    • @bluefalcon6356
      @bluefalcon6356 Год назад +26

      Never is, is it?

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 Год назад +18

      ​@@DurkMcGerkVery open-minded guy, really.

  • @J4hk2
    @J4hk2 Год назад +3843

    When you get away with nudity in your video by making it fucked up beyond recognition.

    • @hmroid6884
      @hmroid6884 Год назад +743

      Eldritch censoring

    • @Pulverizer0
      @Pulverizer0 Год назад

      @@hmroid6884dick looked like two split roasted chicken skin

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Год назад +302

      Man just has an empty sack censoring it is just salt on the wound at this point

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 Год назад

      ​@@hmroid6884Lovecraftian genitalia

    • @kladius8045
      @kladius8045 Год назад

      @@hmroid6884Imagine a parrell universe where eldritch creatures's social media just show human d*ck so it would satisfy censoring policies.

  • @bigsmoke4385
    @bigsmoke4385 Год назад +2123

    "Where's your piss, son?"
    *"It's in the balls, sir. In the balls."*

  • @tomatoboy3067
    @tomatoboy3067 Год назад +3394

    I have never been more uncomfortable

  • @Bruhmomentos0979
    @Bruhmomentos0979 Год назад +1057

    That one hell of a circumcision

    • @silent_stalker3687
      @silent_stalker3687 Год назад +19

      Aboriginals actually do that.

    • @forregom
      @forregom Год назад +66

      that's a reverse circumcision

    • @gugu5285
      @gugu5285 Год назад +87

      they scooped the insides out and left the peel intact

    • @kingflyfast7037
      @kingflyfast7037 11 месяцев назад +12

      This is what Kyle thought was going to happen to ikes pp

    • @mr.daggersirl
      @mr.daggersirl 7 месяцев назад

      Female stand-up comedians who all go to the same religious building tell me that women prefer it this way. Good thing I'm cut, unlike a commie European.

  • @InvadeNormandy
    @InvadeNormandy Год назад +2313

    "My job at the labor exploitation factory" There it is- that's the most pointed boomer satire I've ever heard.

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 Год назад +2

      I dont get it.

    • @jackslepowron5905
      @jackslepowron5905 Год назад +33

      ​@@alastor8091how not?

    • @kobold7466
      @kobold7466 Год назад +38

      i mean its not like that joke/observations hasn't been made since factories existed. "NOOOO you can't just voluntarily exchange your time and physical labor for moneys thats heccin exploitationarino"

    • @marlon6598
      @marlon6598 Год назад +164

      @@alastor8091 Probably regarding how boomers act like being exploited by awful work hours and low pay is something to be proud of and encouraged.

    • @Jorge-np3tq
      @Jorge-np3tq Год назад +107

      @@kobold7466 Nope, the exploitation is when they only give you a fraction of the value your work produces and give the rest to the people that own the place but don't work there. Also, "voluntarily" is pretty strained there.

  • @virtualmartini
    @virtualmartini Год назад +600

    I like how he's not holding guns, he has guns for hands.

  • @spugintrntl
    @spugintrntl Год назад +2475

    How do you always manage to make art that is both deeply, deeply disturbing and so relatable at the same time?

    • @cd7848
      @cd7848 Год назад +21

      How is this disturbing? A man(boomer?) gets mad over something that's not his business and he gets disrespected for it. That's all this is.

    • @spugintrntl
      @spugintrntl Год назад +41

      @@cd7848 it triggers deep feelings of shame within me that therapy has yet to completely cure me of. Don't belittle my experiences.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 Год назад +44

      ​@@cd7848His willy (or otherwise) was fairly disturbing. Will definitely be remembering that the next time I'm at a public urinal.

    • @bensweeney5878
      @bensweeney5878 Год назад +21

      If there is one truth about the internet its that if you state an opinion or fact, there is someone who WILL argue with you.

    • @aname1795
      @aname1795 Год назад +1

      dreams

  • @Tyzskyz17_TYZ917
    @Tyzskyz17_TYZ917 Год назад +826

    as a son I can totally relate to this

    • @uberrex8073
      @uberrex8073 Год назад +15

      As the Sun I can also relate.

    • @BS_LOCK635
      @BS_LOCK635 Год назад +4

      As a sည့n I can realate

    • @Silly_Guy732
      @Silly_Guy732 7 месяцев назад +2

      As a 𖤓༒☬ I can relate to this

    • @tigertoxins584
      @tigertoxins584 6 месяцев назад

      @@uberrex8073 how's that going for you, everything sunny over there

    • @evilgorange
      @evilgorange 4 месяца назад

      So where is the piss then?

  • @mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936
    @mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936 Год назад +228

    You’re edging the RUclips guidelines with this one.
    And certain artists….

    • @sloft-70
      @sloft-70 Год назад +70

      Not sure if the RUclips bots can recognite eldrich male appendages

    • @dominicfox101
      @dominicfox101 Год назад +24

      never have i seen a ween so keen on being clean such as that one.
      designed to hold its own weight, with barely a feather of force applied, split in two for easy cleaning, and, a plus, it serves as a power hose

    • @Skadadily-skittle-Doo
      @Skadadily-skittle-Doo 6 месяцев назад +9

      my rotted brain read "You're edging to the youtube guidelines with this one"

  • @bongus840
    @bongus840 Год назад +543

    Didn't think this was based off a tumblr comic of all things, but at least there's a lot of new people

    • @HydraulicBeanbag
      @HydraulicBeanbag  Год назад +116

      yeah idk where its from but heres a reddit post of it www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/jo4nu5/holding_it/

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 Год назад +39

      ​@HydraulicBeanbag I hope this video isn't deleted because of weird genitals. Also, sorry for the spam. My youtube glitches when writing comments. And it glitched three times writing this. Anyway, nice video. I don't know what is happening LOL

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 10 месяцев назад +69

    It's the "you, specifically" that gets me. Like, he's gotta go out of his way to make this personal.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 7 месяцев назад +1

      Has a The Ones Who Run Away From Omelas vibes

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy Год назад +82

    When he just blasted piss everywhere while the dude is still ranting fucking got me

  • @Mizzouriboi02
    @Mizzouriboi02 Год назад +145

    Why does it look a a deflated sausage cut down the middle?? 😭

  • @dogdougdouglas
    @dogdougdouglas Год назад +150

    I would be crying if I met one of your characters in real life.

    • @MissourHanzai
      @MissourHanzai 9 месяцев назад +20

      Crying tears of existential joy.

    • @dogdougdouglas
      @dogdougdouglas 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@MissourHanzai true

  • @veytextrium
    @veytextrium Год назад +263

    We bout to get demonetized with this one 💯💯💯

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Год назад +14

      Hydraulic beanbag isn’t earning any potty time from the labor exploitation website from this video

    • @cadjebushey6524
      @cadjebushey6524 Год назад

      As long as he doesnt drop any Fuck bombs its fine. Speaking of, youtube needs to fuck off.

    • @disgustingrat4839
      @disgustingrat4839 Год назад +1

      nu-uh

    • @evilgorange
      @evilgorange 5 месяцев назад

      Why?

  • @Hyperion-5744
    @Hyperion-5744 Год назад +78

    He scared the piss out of certified fabric eater.

  • @isaacthemonke233
    @isaacthemonke233 Год назад +409

    As he improves his craft, the human models get better and better over time. While still looking very stylized
    I'd like to think he originally was going to model a penis on fabric eater, but thought it wouldn't be funny enough
    Plus not get slapped by an age restriction stamp

  • @user-es2gh9ml3h
    @user-es2gh9ml3h 3 месяца назад +5

    "Willie or otherwise"
    Yes I think whatever that is would fit best under 'otherwise.'

  • @Capt._Cheese_Balls
    @Capt._Cheese_Balls Год назад +131

    This is the type of quality content we all subscribe for.

  • @-Fenixx-
    @-Fenixx- Год назад +38

    willy or otherwise

  • @Caliber357
    @Caliber357 Год назад +15

    Bro needs to drink more water.

    • @Fummy007
      @Fummy007 11 месяцев назад

      Drinking a huge amount of water being good for you is a common misconception. He is just pee shy

  • @potatoman7594
    @potatoman7594 11 месяцев назад +20

    I like how he made the piss sound first and when he started peeing in his face it was completely silent. like thunder backwards

  • @Glitchylean2
    @Glitchylean2 Год назад +26

    This is why I don't use public restrooms..

  • @wasababi
    @wasababi Год назад +30

    Ill add this to this list of anxieties that would never happen but what if

  • @zachrowe6271
    @zachrowe6271 Год назад +13

    I too have accrued potty time at the labor exploitation factory

  • @garybacongrease
    @garybacongrease Год назад +7

    His “Willy or otherwise” looks just like mine

  • @littlegamer8006
    @littlegamer8006 Год назад +59

    This one really hits something. All your video have this uncomfortable feeling but here it's stronger. Feels like a weird dream.

  • @SAETHEENBYRAT
    @SAETHEENBYRAT Год назад +18

    Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

  • @frtruck
    @frtruck Год назад +170

    this is the most uncomfortable i have ever been whilst watching a RUclips video
    Great as always, Hydraulic Beanbag!

    • @Mars.224
      @Mars.224 Год назад

      Where’s ur piss son?

  • @ittox_
    @ittox_ Год назад +16

    I'm glad he eventually found the piss

  • @mattb.7079
    @mattb.7079 Год назад +35

    This is the greatest piece of fiction my eyes ever had the privilege to gaze upon

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Год назад +1

      Nah this actually happened in a dominos bathroom

  • @emulate3804
    @emulate3804 Год назад +11

    I like how he just has revolvers for hands

  • @ian5066
    @ian5066 11 месяцев назад +6

    A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

  • @crucifiedhughneutron7764
    @crucifiedhughneutron7764 Год назад +17

    People never run out of ways to make you feel like shit.

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox Год назад +18

    This is how i feel every time i need a moment to get it started

  • @johnnyboy90528
    @johnnyboy90528 7 месяцев назад +5

    It took him a minute to charge it up.

  • @Atmos_Glitch
    @Atmos_Glitch Год назад +9

    His hands are just revolvers lmao!

  • @Alexander-nc4vy
    @Alexander-nc4vy Год назад +21

    I have a feeling that Hydraulic Beanbag is a person that has immense memory capacity.

  • @FlowMichael
    @FlowMichael Год назад +6

    He has urethra tumor 😢

  • @OfficialAlfiethegamer
    @OfficialAlfiethegamer Год назад +6

    "Bro just go for a piss!"
    *Pisses on him*

  • @Halden.
    @Halden. Год назад +8

    I feel emotionally and physically violated.

  • @TheBaldestHero
    @TheBaldestHero Год назад +5

    That Willie has me scared

  • @Fantishow-is-a-butt
    @Fantishow-is-a-butt Год назад +6

    This feels like a Fallout 1 conversation

  • @placeholderdoe
    @placeholderdoe Год назад +6

    The old man sounded like he had a weak stream ngl

  • @Fartfunnyhaha
    @Fartfunnyhaha Год назад +6

    Bro that pp a squib load

  • @nomore6258
    @nomore6258 Год назад +7

    I’m gonna need to start day drinking to forget this.

  • @snakeofminthumbugs330
    @snakeofminthumbugs330 Год назад +6

    Anyone else ever go to use a urinal and it just, doesn't wanna come out.

  • @horror990
    @horror990 Год назад +19

    I'm really glad that guy got peed on
    It would have been so funny if the piss came out of his nose shortly after the gush stopped

    • @schmoopen
      @schmoopen 7 месяцев назад +1

      That's a terrible thing to be glad about

    • @horror990
      @horror990 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@schmoopen nuh uh

  • @Mud-Brain
    @Mud-Brain Год назад +22

    i had a nightmare like this once or maybe it was a wet dream i can't remember

  • @Treyway31201
    @Treyway31201 Год назад +3

    Yes sir, sorry sir

  • @HdJnW
    @HdJnW Год назад +4

    im not really sure what i expected clicking on this video, but i was NOT ready for the first couple seconds at all

  • @omegalovania
    @omegalovania Год назад +6

    Bro he was still talking and ignore the fact that he was getting urinated on

  • @josephreyes5212
    @josephreyes5212 Год назад +4

    Split PP

  • @mulchmachine6398
    @mulchmachine6398 Год назад +4

    What an organ

  • @user-gd1if8nf9d
    @user-gd1if8nf9d Год назад +3

    Ok, dad

  • @Gdot16.
    @Gdot16. Год назад +11

    Another awesome and weird one

  • @kuriraion5580
    @kuriraion5580 Год назад +2

    Bros taking the piss

  • @jivhiriel3510
    @jivhiriel3510 Год назад +4

    A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON 0:08

  • @Fortnite87463
    @Fortnite87463 Год назад +10

    I love this so much. So relatable, we have all been here before

  • @TheDravenBair
    @TheDravenBair Год назад +3

    I n v e r t e d W i l l y

  • @HankRichard
    @HankRichard Год назад +5

    The voxel piss is mesmerizing

  • @RichardTuckman
    @RichardTuckman Год назад +2

    I keep rewatching it

  • @PooKneader
    @PooKneader Год назад +3

    He looks like the bad guy from Antz

  • @Rushon-pj8sk
    @Rushon-pj8sk Год назад +3

    i mean the dads not wrong

  • @terenceperson1204
    @terenceperson1204 11 месяцев назад +3

    sums up my trip i took when i accepted pills from a stranger at a concert

  • @Josh-le6lu
    @Josh-le6lu 6 месяцев назад +1

    I've sat down to pee so many times that it's very difficult to do so standing up now.

  • @civilizedmonkey1795
    @civilizedmonkey1795 Год назад +2

    That is some dark piss. You need to rehydrate bro

  • @ShadowedAgony
    @ShadowedAgony Год назад +3

    This is easily the best channel on youtube

  • @NanyaBissness
    @NanyaBissness Год назад +4

    This feels like I am interrogated by a talking head in classic fallout

  • @meanieweeny4765
    @meanieweeny4765 Год назад +9

    Howling, what the hell man this was way outta pocket

  • @woegarden
    @woegarden 5 месяцев назад

    i come back to this video twice daily as needed. it is a blessing to be alive to see this. thank you.

  • @jorel5933
    @jorel5933 Год назад +7

    I love these hyper realistic dreams

  • @silkscut
    @silkscut 7 месяцев назад +2

    were not gonna talk about how the willy was literally ripped open

  • @KLEIAarts
    @KLEIAarts Год назад +6

    I have never in my life felt such a mix of emotions
    I’m laughing
    uncomfortable to the point I wanna die
    and grossed out
    But also amazed

  • @Freshbar_cola_banana
    @Freshbar_cola_banana Год назад +7

    ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

  • @0cT_project
    @0cT_project 7 месяцев назад +1

    i have never been more comfortable

  • @Boneless_Water
    @Boneless_Water 4 месяца назад +1

    i did not expect him to get a golden shower lmao

  • @EaglehawkMoonfang
    @EaglehawkMoonfang Год назад +6

    Finally someone gets how it feels to work in a fucking factory

  • @kringly4196
    @kringly4196 Год назад +8

    I love this video so much lmao

  • @uwu-nt4wb
    @uwu-nt4wb Год назад +4

    another classic family friendly blockbuster hit

  • @SupposedlyChase
    @SupposedlyChase Год назад +2

    I feel like i needed this

  • @Badex_1313
    @Badex_1313 8 месяцев назад +3

    Idk why i laughed so damn hard when he looked down

  • @SuperStarwarsfan101
    @SuperStarwarsfan101 Год назад +4

    This is a modern masterpiece!

  • @martillo381
    @martillo381 Год назад +3

    i love your art so much hydraulic beanbag.

  • @spirikon6657
    @spirikon6657 Год назад +1

    When you are so pissed off you don't notice your being pissed on.

  • @HaloXboxedition
    @HaloXboxedition Год назад +1

    The man's right. You're hogging the pisser

  • @PichuunCollector
    @PichuunCollector Год назад +1

    when you get your circumcision at the dollar store

  • @nosidenoside2458
    @nosidenoside2458 Год назад +2

    I like how im pretty sure that's just a p*nis but it's animated so hydraulic beanbag-y that it's fine

  • @SNOW_THE_WOLF
    @SNOW_THE_WOLF 6 месяцев назад +2

    Why does it look so realistic

  • @searpen1848
    @searpen1848 Год назад +1

    Says the guy who has broken the men's urinal number 1 rule

  • @LeonMorneau
    @LeonMorneau 22 дня назад +1

    That’s why I don’t use urinals.

  • @NurembergSwampWater
    @NurembergSwampWater 6 месяцев назад

    This is my favorite video now. Thank goodness I came across it while at work.

  • @Plumbbob515
    @Plumbbob515 Год назад +1

    this has to be the most beautiful thing ive ever seen

  • @Zinkolo
    @Zinkolo Год назад +2

    The fact that this is uncencored is INSANE

  • @gmodmachinimas11
    @gmodmachinimas11 Год назад +3

    how is this not demonitized

  • @YourBestFriendreally
    @YourBestFriendreally Год назад +3

    I love this, yes gross humor lol funneh but the message is clear as piss and I agree entirely.

  • @kattteeth
    @kattteeth Год назад

    I love your videos so much man

  • @WarHelmetCombine
    @WarHelmetCombine 28 дней назад

    i love how he casually has two revolvers.

  • @carnasondrakith2553
    @carnasondrakith2553 Год назад +2

    Is... Is that a wet burrito?