Biden and Trump’s Doc War Rages On, Prince Harry’s New Children's Book & Celebrity Nextdoor Theatre
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- Опубликовано: 3 июн 2024
- It was a wild Wild Card weekend in the NFL, President Biden gave a keynote speech at an MLK Day breakfast in Washington, five more classified documents were found at Biden’s home in Delaware and Trump weighed in bigly, Prince Harry’s new book is so popular that they’re releasing a version for kids called “The Prince and the Penis,” Kanye West has reportedly married Bianca Censori, a new Miss Universe was crowned over the weekend, the Critics’ Choice Awards were slightly less star-studded than usual because several nominees got COVID at the Golden Globes, and our latest edition of Nextdoor Theatre with help from Natalie Portman, Steven Yeun, Hannah Waddingham, Tom Hiddleston, Elizabeth Banks, Rupert Friend, Andy Garcia, Dana Carvey, Taron Egerton, Cheryl Hines, Phoebe Robinson, Danny DeVito, Alfonso Ribeiro, Rhea Seehorn, Kumail Nanjiani, Kevin Bacon & Kaitlin Olson.
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Please give an award to whoever wrote that children's book.
PUBLISH THAT BOOK
Whoever wrote is sick and cruel. His mother is dead and he has lived with this trauma for years. Remember he is human
This is sick. As a trauma counselor this is a form of abusing a victim. Shame on Jimmy.
@@wstewartwi he wrote it in the book himself, jimmy's crew just made the illustration
@@wstewartwi read the book!
OMG that book was SO much better than “The Bench”! 🤣
Toilet roll would read better than the bench
Loved the Prince and Todger book, absolutely hilarious 😂
Someone please publish that book😂
The two Princes fight was good, however, this book is fantastic. I never thought much of Harry but didn't expect him to show the world every aspect of his mean & petty-minded nature.
That children's book is PURE GOLD
Harry's children book was hilarious 😂 😂
Anyone finding the 'mum' part to be inappropriate, it was Harry who included her in the story. Hence, the joke
It was ignorant…
@@cathybowser3813 Harry is ignorant 😂
Harold Markle must be so proud of exposing his dead mother to ridicule.
Yep. Everybody's going crazy.
i mean you are right. it‘s definitely harry‘s fault. he should be proud that now even his mum is a laughing stock thanks to his little temper tantrum
I don't have children, but would still like to order copies of the book.
I wouldn't call Harry's book "nonfiction".
That children's book was so funny and definitely better than The Bench 🤣🤣
That children's book was hilarious... had me crying with laughter ! 😝
There is no way they will ever get to do something like that again. I suspect it will be wiped from RUclips the way Chris Noth's fake peleton ad was...
It was ignorant
That book nearly killed me😂🤣😭😭!
The book was hilarious. So funny haha. He shouldn’t have written it it the book if he did t want people talking about it and mocking him
Great for fun for us. But I thought of the children and what that would do to them. I hope they never find out.
The book! That was the best. I would like to order 15 copies NOW!
Same
I don't usually watch the late shows on tv, not because I don't like them, it's just I never have, but a friend of mine insisted I watch this one for the reading of the new book on Harry. It was fabulously funny, in fact, I watched for a few more times because it made me giggle. The writers did such a good job with the jokes, and I hope there will be more chapters to the book.
OMG that story was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD. I'd by 50 copies of that before I'd buy Harry's book, you should publish it for reals!
@@cathybowser3813 oh sod off you loser. Are you going to comment on every comment?? It was hilarious, pure comedy. No one force harry to include details like this in his book.
@@cathybowser3813 define ignorant as it applies here. You keep saying that. Just because you don't agree? Have you read it? It's actually all in the book.
@@cathybowser3813 define ignorant as it applies here. You keep saying that. Just because you don't agree? Have you read it? It's actually all in the book.
@@cathybowser3813 😅yea they are all bots defending Kimmel the clown 🤡
@@cathybowser3813 Yes, I agree! Harry Markle is ignorant. He and his ghostwriter put it in his own damn book! AND he read for the audiobook 🤣
I can only hope Henry sees that book 📖😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Henry who?
Henry markle
@@johnnymia1563 Prince Henry Charles Albert David Mountbatten-Windsor: Prince Henry’s full birth name. He’s called Henry Markle now😼😹
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Prince Harry’s children’s book will be a hit on Amazon..🤣
I want a copy of that "children's book"! 🤣
me too !!!!!!!
I would buy many!
I saw someone comment that the proceeds should go to a charity. I think the veterans he's risked the safety of.
The Prince Harry children’s book was absolutely brilliant! I can’t stop cracking up about it 😂!
Harry’s book was priceless.
Yes priceless I’d never read that junk
Damn!!!! That storybook reading was brutal!!!!
This is hilarious, clever, funny and alarmingly relevant. Love it. I’m sure Jimmy can get a huge amount of mileage out of Harry’s todger. 😂😂
"The Harry's!!" 😬 Reading that somehow instantly caused me to envision the Prince's inevitable sequel; where his low hanging fruit is stuck on an ice fishing excursion overnight, in thinnest of Burberry trousers 🥶😵💫 soo much red 'HAIR(ies)!' 😨
Excellent book! So much better than the bench
The lines of the book had me howling!!! 😂
what part exactly ? It’s quite disturbing to joke about someone else’s deceased mother and in that way.
Brilliant children’s book!
Brilliant!!!! Good for you Jimmy for not falling head over heels like Oprah and Stephen Colbert.
This was needed! Colbert's practically fawning interview gave one side, and Jimmy Kimmel presented another - and now we the public gets to decide what is the more agreeable perspective.
That's right. About time. Prince Harry has had his say and now let's let other people have theirs.
Colbert disappointed by giving that guy more tv time AND for the questions made.
Yeah, I'm so happy Jimmy gave us an antidote to the saccharin stomach ache that was Colbert's interview!
Never did we think we would have princess diana as part of mocking but this is how low harry has gone and brought his mother's dear memory with him. That aside. the book is hilarious!!!
The Harry pee-pee book, brilliant 😂😂😂
Please make Celebrity Nextdoor Theatre a regular thing!!!
Yess!! I loved it 😊
Yes yes!!
I'm all for it!! 😃😅
The book was brilliant satire.
The very best interpretation of Harry's todger story in Spare❣️ It had me rolling on the floor😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣
There is no way it's going to last on RUclips. It's gonna get banned...
Oh my gosh the Harry book!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Jimmy the children’s book was EVERYTHING! Just subscribed 😂
Harry’s book can hardly be called “non-fiction”.
That book is priceless. Can you publish and put it on Amazon?
It was ignorant
@@cathybowser3813 No Harry is ignorant. The book was hilarious.
@@cathybowser3813 define ignorant as it applies here. You keep saying that. Just because you don't agree? Have you read it? It's actually all in the book.
@@cathybowser3813 No it was fantastic , it was everything Harry said in his book but a funnier version ...do you know what ignorant means ?
This Todger book will be a MAJOR HIT!!!!!!
This has to be one of the funniest episodes ever! Jimmy K - you rule, dude!
I like Jimmy Kimmel's trampoline bouncing boobs .. great stuff!
That was, by far, the best, most star studded presentation of Next Door Lizard Theatre that I've ever had the pleasure of viewing with mine eyes!!🤪😆
I never watch lste nite tv. (do not watch dsy tv either).
I will watch Jimmy Kimmel on
you tube for past late night parody.
Miss Monty Python.
Is Jimmy as good as Saturday Nite Live.
Yes.
Right! That was hilarious, I'd never heard of "Next-door Theater" but this 💩 is great!😆
THANK YOU for consistently providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!
Priceless - that book would be another best seller. Way better than Meghan’s attempt about a boy on a bench 😂
Yes, I noticed the bench book collecting dust on the shelf our local bookstore . There are 8, 4 of each k two different areas.
Unless she mistakenly orderd too many, they look untouched.
@@coolwater55 seems like everyone forgot about it already.
Totally lol 💯
I’d buy THAT book!
You mean her stolen attempt for a book! Has she stole the idea of the book. She stole the idea of the books title and even the the idea from the same book for her drawings.
And even with this book is selling. Already we see in the news that it's got a 30% off sticker on it already. So maybe not selling has many has the media or Meghan PR is saying!!
How I laughed at the Prince and His Todger book., hilarious.
Whoever wrote that book is awesome! And the illustration...OMG. I'm surprised you can show that on TV. Loved the lizard theater, too. You're on fire tonight, Jimmy!!!!
I was trying to predict the rhymes, and they weren't cliche at all. Someone really worked on that book. There was nothing anatomical in the illustrations though. In the UK they would have just drawn it on little Harry and had a laugh. We're extremely hung up on silly stuff like that in the US.
@@beenaplumber8379 Nothing anatomical? You didn't recognize the, uh, third party with the red parka?
@@marshwetland3808 That wasn't anatomy! That was his friend... um, little Dicky from next door!
@@beenaplumber8379 Thought his name was Willy.
I know, right?! He's gonna be fine or have to make an "apology"... especially since he encourages people to get their kids to watch it! 😂
OMG. That next-door bit is hilarious. You should have your viewers submit threads because we need more next-door theater.
Harry’s new children book was brilliant.. never thought he is so talented 😂👏
You’re outdated 😂
You're watching the wrong channel
@@annhaynes5955
No, this is my favorite channel, where we understand ours jokes and sarcasms. Maybe it’s you :))
Why wasn't Prince Harry's book a pop-up?
Please please please get that book published i'd like to buy a copy
Love and respect for Jimmy and Guillermo! 🤗🩷🩷🩷
Two guys who seem to adore each other!
Jimmy, I loved Next-door Theatre. That was awesome to get that many celebrities to play a part. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Well, who wouldn't wanna hang out with JK and Guillermo?
Agreed🎉
Ha ha 🤣. I live in Hawaii and have geckos in my apartment every day.
Lmao
I would only want to chill out with Guillermo
I really love these new bits. Nextdoor Theater is hilarious and the Prince Harry book made me double over.
They're really digging Harry's todger in the writers' room.
Yeah, me too. Then I puked in the sink.
@@juliebraden6911 God, my stomach and cheeks hurt so much from laughing at the "children's book". Regarding "Nextdoor Theater", I heard those "mom groups" on Facebook can't get pretty vicious and back biting. They should do that as well.
@@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone I mean even the actual text of that book reads like a parody. Unless what Jimmy and Colbert quoted the other day was fake - lol.
Now where do I buy that book!!!
😂😂😂😂 this book is hilarious
The book was hilarious!!! Brilliant
Jimmy!¡¡ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I loved Biden and the Corvette. Hilarious!¡¡ Thank you, I needed it!
Lovely book, please publish it :)
That children’s book is hilarious 😂😂😂
JK you're terrific..... loved the book! So spot on! I'd buy that book before ever buying Spare... that narcissist isn't getting any silver from me!
Next Door Theater was such a wonderful unexpected treat and so many stars came out to play. Thank you!!!
I am crying from too laughter.
One tear, left eye
So if I remember correctly, the Northpole trip was a 2 week charity event. Henry was there for a few days (4?). There were tons of still pics and videos. So, we are suppose to believe Henry DIDN’T have an entire entourage warming him after he stepped out and took 20min of pics and videos, then ran back to his warm tent??
Loved the "Harry, Willy" book. You could imagine Harry's whining voice complaing to Mummy about his frozen ding a ling... 👌🤣🤣
I woulda gone with "they're registered at 'Bed, Bath & Beyond Insanity'"
"His eggs got scrambled." Thank you Jimmy, I really needed that!
Amazingly the actual book section is creepier
I would buy this book! Several copies! Somebody print this book!
The children book was hilarious 😂 😂
The ‘Nextdoor’ theatre and the todger book are hilarious. Thanks from 🇬🇧👍😃
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗😉❤️👍
Yeah!!!
My favorite Too!❤
My favorite Too!❤
It wasn’t 😂😂😂
@@sylviahebert9038 🤗❤️👍
The last part of your show was hilarious 😂🤣 keep up the good work Jimmy 👍❤️😊🙏✌️😎
Loved the Nextdoor Theater! Our local Nextdoor had a very long and heated discussion about the etiquette of putting bagged dog poop in other people's garbage bins rather than carrying it home to one's own bin.
The best show on TV and RUclips, period. The last segment was hilarious! Please, more Next-door Theater. Thanks
It is the best show but true colors came out in the Harry children’s book. Totally ignorant.
Yes both were careless with Classified Documents but only one refused to give them back 👀
Please, publish this children book!
The best ever prince tale :-)
He really should warn people to not be trying to drink their bedtime cocoa when he's about to read from his beddybye poetry book.
I love the Prince book. I did not buy Spare--but I would buy this one !!!!!!!!!!!!
Nextdoor Theater is a gold mine of satire for so many people getting sick of or taking more breaks from social media apps.. it's ridiculous and this was the perfect skit with each actor portraying the exact roles you'd expect, but another actor showing up by surprise one after the other. Love it!
Love the Harry Rodger book - if you publish it - it would overtake Spare. Hilarious we need some comedy. 😂
That sign language signer’s face was class when President Biden flubbed the name. I rewatched it a few times so I could crack up again. 😂😂😂👏🏼🙌🏼
Just for the record, as everybody is now talking of her, her name is Arndrea. She turned 49. Happy Birthday. 🙂
Reminds me of trump fumbling with his words daily lol
Brilliant "children's book" featuring Prince Harry. Where can you buy a copy? 🤣
Oh my goodness... Someone should contact Elizabeth Arden - this book and the cream gift set. A package deal! No pun intended. LOL. 😂😂😂
🤭😂😂🤦♀️
The book was amazing🤣🤣 that’s what happens when people complain to Jimmy Kimmel
If somebody doesn't get an award for Next-door Theater, I'm going to be pissed.
I will certainly be posting an angry comment about it on Nextdoor.
I am here in the UK. I used to watch Stephen Colbert. Not anymore. Jimmy Kimmel is my new hero. Well done Jimmy, keep these videos of H&M coming. Making fun of them is far superior to getting angry. This one is even better than the last one. Brilliant.! Haha!
I hope you keep NextDoor Theatre coming every week 🙏🏼 🤣🤣🤣
That foraging skit cracked me up!!!!
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Please UK...take Harry AND meg back!! These two grifters had better be paying taxes...esp on their shifty 'foundation'
Harry children book 📖 😂😂😂 exactly ❤❤❤
The translator during the happy bday kerfuffle made me smile so hard.
Any accusations by a Republican is a confession of the same.
Wrong
I wondered if anyone else noticed that.
🤔😳😣😖😖🥹😁😆😂😅😂🤣🫵🏽👌🏾👍🏽👍🏽 🤫🤫U only say that because,,, U Must be “WOKE”!! 🫢🤭😁🤣😂😅😂🤩🤩😉😎 retrumplican’s want their folk 😴😴😴 That way they Can’t SEE the Rapidly approaching CLIFF,,, OFF into the “ABYSS”!! 😔😒🙁 Stay “SHARP”!!! 🙂😉😎
Big up MLK, we still trying to get to the promise land 💪
Every. Time.
As a European I never understood why Americans call that football. 95% of the time they play the ball with their hands!
👍😄👍 🇪🇺
Hence it's called 'American football'
🤣🤣🤣
love that book 🤣🤣🤣
The book segment is really just brilliant! Love Jimmy.
Thank you, Jimmy, for honoring MLK day by entertaining us tired and weary folks. Thank you for your gift of laughter and whimsy :/
What I don’t like about you whites, whether you are a democrat or republican is how you pimp the black communities into honoring a man that said he led his people into a burning bush. It makes me 🤮🤢!!!
Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert have the best late night show writers.
So does Seth Meyers
Don't forget Seth!
If they do…. Why are their ratings below Gutfeld’s?
How come all of America isn’t glued to their shows?
kimmel is funnier in interview, colbert is funnier in monologs, and meyers is funnier in corrections and closer looks.
@@duanemartin1383 because right wingers have no sense of humor and prefer information silos, so all the right wingers in the entire country watch gutfield and everyone else watches the other folks.
glad i could help you out with that, kiddo.
Thank you jimmy. Dedication to host on a holiday
I refuse to give any money for Hazbeen and MeMeMeagain's books. Waiting for it to go to the last bargain bin
That was awesome. Next door theatre was hilarious. Loved it. Loved seeing so many stars, even though a few I didn't know. We need more of these from you. More crazy movie episodes from Colbert, More musicals numbers from Cordon and crazy antics from Fallon. Best stuff on TV these days. Nothing like adapting during the pandemic and redefining Late Night TV. Love it. You all certainly have amazing writers and creative teams.
Next door theatre is Uber awesome, can't wait for the next instalment.
Love that Jimmy He's always on point!!!!
Yup.
I never watch Kimmel but had to check out this children's book. Very funny.
Same here...I used to use Elizabeth Arden creme but....I don't think I can anymore without this coming to mind.
I absolutely love Jimmy Kimmel! He can make me laugh even when I'm mad or sad!
These comments are bots! 😂
How much did they pay you to say such things😅