Monty Python - French Taunting HD - The Full Version
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- Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2009
- Footage from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
© Python (Monty) Pictures Ltd.
Original file: PAL 16:9 remastered.
John Cleese taunts while playing a Frenchman, all the scenes.
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The long history of French and British rivalry in a nutshell
*coconut shell
Very good
American Empire Not exactly. Usually it’s the British that throw things.
But only those coconut shells that may be carried by the airspeed of a swallow... I`m certain that it does not matter as to whether that swallow is African or Asian.
I mean my good Lady, perhaps they were carried by both African and Asian Swallows working together so as to allow for future foley artists and film sound editors to be able to fully realize the trampling sound of the horse hoof of a fully laden Cavalry Horse.
Now I bid you a good day as I`ve a quest to undertake!
Steve b you do realise that America pussied out of BOTH world wars and turned up over 2 years late to them lol.
"I fart in your general direction!". Got to be one of the greatest lines in movie history.
+kerryn67 My boyfriend, his brother, and I all use that one on each other.
too right
Actually, it was my boyfriend and his brother. Still trying to get my sister to watch this movie though! :)
That and "I wave my private parts at your auntie's".
And:
"I'll unclog my nose in your direction"
"I'll wave my private parts at your aunties"
"I'll burst my pimples at you"
XD
This was pre-GPS. Now French taunters can fart in precise location.
HahHhahha
How is this not top comment?!
I dub thee... "Sharp Knife." That shall be your new name!
well played, well played.
LMFAO
"How do you know he's a king?"
"He's not covered in shit."
Not anymore :P
King no longer
"Derrick, there's some lovely filth over here"
*"He hasn't got shit all over him."
Classic line.
After all of these years I just now realized “kinigets” is him phonetically pronouncing ‘knights’ I thought it was some obscure British slang 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG I just found that out today 😂
All these years...
So, this morning I saw the village idiot. In the mirror.
NI NI NI...
@@kristopherc5208 Sounds almost parallel to how they said "knecht" in the Holy Roman Empire and surrounding states. When did the K become silent, anyway?
"Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king!?" One of the most underrated lines ever lol
Did you just forgot the famous:
"I fart in your general direction !"
Mind your own business 😂🤣💀
What are you doing in England??
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
Also, I wave my private parts at your aunties!!
Absolutely, along with: "I don't he'll be very keen."
He says as he slips back into an English accent😂
"If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall-"
*Cow launched over the wall*
" *JESUS CHRIST* "
still never gonna get over that
“ *OMFG* “
that “JESUS CHRIST” gets me every time
nvirg IKR?!? The way it’s delivered is GOLDEN! 😂😂😂
Fetche la vache.
"I'm French"
"Then what are you doing in England"
"MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS"
😂😂😂
Today, we Americans have claimed that attitude!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how he shouts "I'm French!" in a Cockney accent 😂
Welcome to the Quebec boarder crossing!
Scary to think that's on our United States border.
Well, if you're going to be like that, I'm going to say that the feeling is mutual.
Is that because you have that OUT-RAGEOUS accent?
Hugh K. Ayers except that they don't throw cows but caribous and beavers, a lot of
@@belis35 Don't they actually have *flying bears* ??
ca.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idCATRE7573RN20110608
"what a strange person"
Jordan Kahlbau his delivery kills it. I crack up every time.
i agree, the inflection in his voice is classic :)
lady-mantis I love it when they throw animals XD
Master Farr Wait what? What has that to do anything with it. Arent you taking this whole pride month thing too far?
Maybe my favorite line in the whole movie. It's usable in every day life without being obnoxious
"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER" refers to the hamster's insatiable mating habits, while "YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES" refers to the use of cheap, home-made elderberry wine by the lowest peasant class...
So he just call his mother a hoe and call his father trash?
@@13film55 Sounds about right
Aaaaaargh. This just gets better with each passing year
Okay. Thank you for explaining. I honestly thought it was just like a french saying
13 Film He called his father not only a drunkard, but a poor drunkard.
Fun fact: when they were making this movie they experimented with a more traditional, "period" musical score, but found it to be way funnier when they used the more cliché action-adventure music of modern films of the day.
I kinda like the music score tbh...
This music score is awesome though
I forgot the name of the song but in band class we did the same song or a version of this. Very fun on clarinet.
@@TheStonedPriestess Do you know the words to the song?
It's music, not a song.
@@TheStonedPriestess Homeward Bound by Jack Trombey. its actually on spotify now lol
3:18 Lancelot in the background randomly beating the castle wall with his sword.
And that vicious thrust at 3:14 too haha
Age of empires
in Stronghold it worked too :P
Stronghold
You know the actor actually damaged the castle doing that
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
if you do not agree to my commands then i shall have to....
Ian Loeb launch the cow
Second time-a
HAHAHAHA
One of my favorite lines of all time.
44 years later and still one of the funniest scene in a movie
One of the most iconic scenes in a movie full of iconic scenes
Not really
You meant to write "scenes"
Definitely one of the top 20 funniest scenes of all time.
The second "we'll take this castle by force" always gets me because they're literally two guys with swords
Yeah even if they entered it would be like a 20v2 fight
I like how in the first encounter, they are literally swinging their swords at the castle wall, lol
@@Ixnatifual age of empire rules. Smack the castle with your sword until it ignites then crumbles.
As opposed to the first assault when they are 5 guys with swords, which changes the odds dramatically.
Just noticed that at 3:18, Lancelot/John Cleese actually attacks the castle with his sword before running away, and this made my day.
HE LITERALLY ATTACKED THE CASTLE ITSELF!
In the DVD extras, they visit the castle and claim to actually find a scar mark from him hitting the castle.
So John Clease attacked the Castle after John Clease was throwing French Taunts at John Clease, King Arthur, and the rest of the English "K-nig-its."
And he also slaughter the animals thrown at them xD
@@adahbafa22 Age of Empire 2 style...
"I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing."
Lol I always thought he said "nipples."
Atmos lmao
You tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms
Pretty sure he says, “I press my dimples at you”
@@huntertoledo8989 yea he really doesn't. Want proof, just look up the quote online
King of England:
"What are you doing in England?"
Frenchmen:
"Mynd yer own business."
Literally the Rivalry between brits and french.
IRL it was moreso the other way around but yeah
Actually it was Galahad who asked what they were doing in England.
gamenatorz I think they were Normans
Hundred Years Wars started with King Henry randomly declaring he owned France, right?
business-eh
The best line is from the end of the movie. "You don't frighten us with your silly knees bent, running about, advancing type behavior!!!"
I always thought he said "and dancing behavior", but I could be wrong.
I heard "and bouncing behavior."
It was always the "JESUS CHRIST" as the cow came hurtling through the air that got me. So perfectly delivered.
A good Jesus Christ shout
Holy cow, that's a great comment.
Muuuuuhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
You ain't heard nothing yet, dirty English knights!
And the "CRIKEY"
I can never get over the split second at 3:14 where Lancelot attacks the castle wall with his sword with such intent. Absolutely hilarious
He actually chipped the wall and the caretakers were pissed.
Thanks for pointing that out. What a great movie!
The Hundred Years' War in a nutshell
They skipped out Joan of Arc?
Feiora, ...did you mention ark?! The would have lobbed pieces of Noah’s Ark at the Britts too if it was in their possession.
This sure explains what lead to it
Well they did have the witch part in Holy Grail movie, so closest to that
@@shadejakva9367 Insulting the king of England's parents in pretty hostile and aggressive
This film is a great example of turning a low budget to your advantage, a lot of the funniest improvisations like coconuts for horses were put in because they had such a tiny budget.
also they wanted to CGI the castles but it was too expensive ,so they just went to a real one instead !!
Who decides to wear woollen chainmail in scotland 😂
That soubd even more badd as
"I told them we already got one..."
“HEHEHEGHH!”
Pffffft oui
"keheheh"
*diabolical laughter*
what gets me at that part is the fact those other frenchmen still snicker when told that when they were literally just next to the guy as he yelled those words lmaoooo
I used to think this was really quite funny! However, 11 years ago I moved to France, consequently I now see this film as a quite accurate, gritty documentary!
Nous sommes taquins.
@@-Zakhiel- Je cherche juste la joie dans tout mon ami... Or I would Cry!!! 😂🤣😂🌞
It's funny precisely because it's true ;)
I'm french and it is true that I often throw cows at english folks from the top of my castle
@@genbeuden2114 I mean, if an English king ring at your castle door, asking you to join in the quest for the holy grail, it would be disappointing, and somewhat rude, not to do so.
That is some basic "savoir-vivre", mon cher.
-"What are you doing in England?"
-"MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS."
Michael palins look of hurt feelings after that line makes it even better
Try saying that to the customs officer on the arrival end of Heathrow Airport
In the german version, they were drilling for linen oil
But arthur is welsh (a briton) lol
"I wave my private parts at your aunties" is criminally underrated compared to some of the other lines, imo
"you tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms" has to be up there
Along with "second-hand electric donkey bottom biters"
"I'm French!" Yelled in an English accent XD
No. Your ears need washing out.
@@DieFlabbergast not french either
No he is correct, you can clearly hear him shout "I'm French" in a traditional working class accent from the south of England around London (but not a thick cockney accent).
@@DeadlyDan Yep you're right, as a french when we want to exagerate our french accent when talking english the first thing we do is insist on the "r". He clearly doesn't do that. He yells "I'M FWENCH" when a very french person from the middle ages would yell "AYE HAM FRRÈNCHE" Hope you understood
Exactly haha, it's part of Python humour, contrast it with the attempted French accent in the other things he says.
The very second they launched the cow, i couldn't breathe.
Vega Yagami same!! But not just the first time. Every time I see that fake cow hurtling through the air, I just lose it.
“Moo...”
“Jesus. Christ!”
A weapon of mass flatulence. 🐄
It was 100% usual to throw "offal" (usually guts, garbage, and anything rotten) in the path of attacking armies, especially if you "don't have time to boil the oil"...lol
I burst out laughing the first time I saw that, haha.
"I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a Window-Dresser"
Yes:
That nailed it for me.
"A' POP MA PIMPLES AT YOUU"
I always find it hilarious to see the guy just aimlessly whacking at the water in the beginning like he's trying to fish or something.
He’s washing clothes
- “Is there someone else up there we could talk to?”
- “No, now go away or I shall taunt you second time”
Absolutely dead
Me too.
That kills the scene!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He really did end up taunting him a second time 😂😂😂😂
"English bed-wetting types!"
37Dionysos I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms!
Arthur trying to be genuinely reasonable and argumentative really gets me. Fantastic usage of contrast.
The taunting that begins at 5:26 is the funniest and most brutal taunting ever put to film and John Cleese delivered it beautifully. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
William the Conqueror: I am French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
King Harold: What are you doing in England?
William: *Mind your own business!*
One of my favorite details of this scene that often gets overlooked is how weak and unimpressive the horn Patsy plays at 0:30 sounds. It's so unlike most films set in medieval Europe where we see people blowing horns, and the sounds the horns make are so obviously recorded modern brass instruments that have been added in post-production to make them sound more majestic.
True a lot of them would also have bad sounding horns and they would play them during sieges to annoy the defenders
Haha yep! As someone who played brass in high school band, that part always amused me greatly. Especially since it likely was a genuine recorded sound from the actor. :D
I just went to this castle today and stood where they stood... it was cool.
Did a bunch of ducks, cows, cats, goats, etc, come flying over the wall at you?
I still find it cool that every castle in the movie was the same one with editing tricks
Ali Penn if you go there one of the actors narrates who they did it in the audio guide, while also explaining the history of the castle.
@@kellinwitte7343 as an American, i laughed at this comment.
@@kellinwitte7343 That was pretty damn good taunting, lines up quite nicely with the example in the video... Sadly I can't tell if you're playing as french or british...
Five people must have either been taunted a second time or had farm animals thrown at them.
eight now
Rose V Twenty Five wipers of other People's Bottoms.
Looks more like 33 aunties who have had some frenchmans private parts waved at them have decided to come forward for a chance of compensation now.....
And they are afraid of a duck don't you know!
Rose V or they just.......ran away!
"I wave my private parts at your aunties" gets me every time
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
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"Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"
ProfessorPiesworth No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
lady-mantis Now this is your last chance! I've been more than reasonable!
@@IshoDominatesLuciferAndGoetia If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall- *cow-plooey* ...JESUS CHRIST!
@@dom1941 Right. CHARRRRRRRRRGE!
As a french man, I always burst at laughing at this passage. " you king Arthur, your mother was a hamster !"
“Walk away. Just ignore them.” 😂
Pretty much like the Brexit negotiations.
200th Thumbs up! Fuck you Farage, Boris, Et Al who voted leave!
This makes more sense than BREXIT
Yes, British being reasonable, our French and German rulers hurling abuse.
@@lewisner lmao, good one
@@lewisner what part of seeking holy grail is reasonable? :D
One thing I love about the second half is that Lord of the Rings worthy operatic score and gorgeous shots of Bedevere and Arthur on the longship arriving at the Castle Agh. It's so wonderfully done you forget you're watching a ludicrous farce...up until you hear Arthur interrupt his prayer with a "JESUS CHRIST!" and get hit with the corpse of an animal. Only the Pythons could be so cruel to wreck a scene like that. God bless them!
Yes... I always loved this part of the movie and felt the tone was so incredibly epic and powerful that it belonged in another movie.
I think I speak for everyone when I say that John Cleese's outrageous French accent is one of the greatest things to ever grace the silver screen.
The French and English rivalry has to be the greatest rivalry in all of history 😂
And one of the funniest! Also considering the mutual linguïstic influences or 'cameos', of you will.
I don't know if it's the greatest, but it's definitely the pettiest.
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Best insult ever!
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
They could have at least included the Trojan rabbit.
Hmm, so I've been quoting Monty Python all these years.
Who else did you think you were quoting? MP is the goto for english humor which is pretty much internationally accepted and quite capable of offending, apologizing, promising never to offend again, then offending EVERYONE a second later while making EVERYONE laugh...
@@Feiora I'm wondering how, exactly, ol' Brandon was quoting Python without having seen the movie. Perhaps he merely lifted the quotes from his friends, not knowing where they came from (and probably passed them on as his own to people who knew better).
@@waynemarvin5661 You can quote this movie without knowing you are quoting it. Don't you ever tell people that you fart in their general direction? That is a perfectly reasonable thing to say.🤣
Goes right over their heads. 😂
I'm French and I can't stop laughing at the French people in this video
knnnnnighets 😂😂😂😂
OW THANK YOU
Im not a native speaker, i thought it was something like "cunnnnigets" and a taunt about nuggets, I was lost...
hes actually saying "knights" as if trying to pronounce every letter in the word
I guess knight used to be pronounced something like that in english a long time ago. The Norwegian word "knekt" is pronounced closer to "knnnnnighet" than "nite".
@@egilsandnes9637 I know.. I'm a little late, commenting on this. But I'd like to add, that the german word "Knecht", i.e. what you'd call a squire [or a not (yet) knighted soldier] in English, also shows the common ancestry of the germanic languages.
Gets me every time.
This calls for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
"Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade..."
Didn’t they already use it on the killer rabbit of Caernabog? I think it’s one use only
Besides, Brother Maynard isn’t with them there
1, 2, 5-I mean 3!
theyd already used it by the time they got on that boat
This is actually a pretty accurate portrayal of the french.. We're boisterous and ridiculous and incredibly stubborn (bordering on unreasonable). We also do periodically throw live animals at people we don't like.
Ah, Paddington, that old traditional French name.
I've heard you don't bathe often enough, either, but that's second-hand information. The under-arm hair was off-putting enough that I haven't gotten that close.
Oh great,it goes from funny, to insulting in one post.
U bastard
Absolutely correct!
HAROLD II: What are you doing in England?
WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR: Mind your own business!
I quite like these medieval joustings of political negotiations, and they're funnier than nowadays.
nowadays do be boring
This should be how the debate is
And a hell of a lot calmer.
Most underrated line in all this imho: "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"
"NAU GO AWEH OAR I SHALL TAUNTE YUO FUR A SECONDE TAIHME"
Graham Chapman's Delivery at 1:16, 2:54 & 5:04 are absolutely brilliant. Such a tragedy he passed so young. He deserved many more reunions and projects with his fellow Pythons.
This is the most underrated piece of genius ever.
The word "underrated" is nearly as bloody awful as "awesome". Both of them are totally meaningless...
@@CLASSICALFAN100 I`m pretty sure this movie has a cult following.
"Underrated" - We are still watching it 40 years later. It's considered a classic, one of the funniest comedies ever, by a legendary group of comedians. How is it underrated? What's the point of that statement?
It's monty python how is it underrated
After king Arthur leaves: Taunter: Why are we in England?
Mind your own buisness!
Drilling for linen oil, in the german version
This never gets old
Ni!
LOL 🍿🤩👍😜🥳
I have a theory that the Knights of Camelot actually circled around to the same castle the second time. When they first ask about the Grail the French knights say that their master already has one. The second time they come in contact with each other, they know definitively that the Grail is there but is being guarded by the French knights. They even say something to the tune of "you've come back for a second time". I truly believe that they went in a large circle and ended up back where they started on their Grail trip.
If that's true that means the entire film is a joke😂 I love it!😂👍
Wouldn't have surprised me lol
I told em we already got one.
see ? that's the Python genius , reducing King Arthur to a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman. love it.
*snickering*
Still one of the funniest scenes ever filmed.
John Snow and company riding up to King's Landing intending to show Cerci an undead man brought back by magic, but Jamie tells them that she's already got one.
Teacher: We’re going to France
Girls: OMG France is so beautiful and romantic!
France:
the last plaques were in england, not france
perfume is from france and so are toilets
just saying
right after reading your comment I was at 1:29
let us iiiiiin
Look at how nice the French are, sharing livestock and rations in those tough times😄
Yeah! I was thinking the Brits wanted food and shelter and were suddenly halfway there.
They didn't need shelter! They had a giant wooden rabbit.
As well as plans to build a giant wooden badger!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This movie is pure genius! It has stood the test of time and still makes you belly laugh!!!!!
John Cleese acting as the straight man to his own ridiculous character is hilarious
"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time"
🤣🤣🤣 pure gold
This never, ever gets old or any less funny.
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" Now i know what to say on my next fight
I love how this is 1975 movie and me and my friends, all 17-18 quote it on the daily
I was born in 82. This won't stop...
Good to know that you kids are getting a good education.
It was funny when it was made, still is and still will be many years after I'm gone. Timeless.
British people call this a hilariously outlandish scene, but Americans call this a presidential debate.
No, our presidential debates are more like the "Reenactment of the Battle of Pearl Harbor" scene from _...and now for something completely different._
"I fart in your general direction!" Best line in the video! I remember when my brother introduced me to this video, it was honestly so funny. So I wanted to come back and watch it again. What a fantastic scene, and a pretty accurate representation of the French-British rivalry over the years! :)
Today, thanks to GPS tracking, we can fart in their specific direction! Guaranteed NOT to miss!!!
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'What are you doing in England?' 'How should I know?!'
Mind your own business!
@S Christopher English are the more democratic ,understanding type to say from UK on occassion,rather than singular country as can see the bigger picture.the others can sometimes not use UK as they like to believe they are better than the joint UK
@Sc C By saying 'themselves' I'm presuming you're not British. So I say to you, go fuck yourself kind sir. Your tiny little brain evidently can't differentiate the respect we English folk are showing by calling ourselves 'British'. We're recognising that we're a shared nation with the Scots. Hence the Union Jack.
@Sc C oh and uh, one last thing.. Our full title is The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. So saying we're from the UK.. Is actually correct.
@@Ryumeyer england is a constitutional monarchy idiot
I'm presently taking a French cultural course, taught by a lovely old French woman. This scene is an excellent depiction of the French.
@@thomaslabat8335 There's far far far too much to say! It's truly amazing.
Monty Python wrote 1200 years of French History as I know it at least. In 1 scene.
If you'd like a more long winded answer as twoards why and how they managed to do so, and are genuinely curious, I highly recommend you read the Book "Sixty Million Frenchmen Can't Be Wrong" by Jean-Benoît Nadeau and Barlow. It's a fantastic read and explains French history and modern culture but it would answer all of your questions as toward why this scene explains your culture and history perfectly!
This is simply gold, a masterpiece.
And its all english... Who'd have thunkit? ;P ^.^
“…what a strange person.” by Galahad kills me every time
I lost it when they charge at the castle and the French begin to just toss random ass animals they had inside.
Harry Kane - King Arthur
Kylian Mbappé - French Taunter
More like Hugo Lloris
@@gilangsetyawibawa185 Oh yeah. Morocco needs to break his defense.
*cow launches over wall*
JESUS CHRIST!!!
Me: *starts laughing* XDDDD
and what he says just before: "jeter la vache" ... means "throw the cow" 😅😂😂 (t/y Oakcrest High for compulsory high school French) 😕😅
Should have said "Holy Cow"!
@@udsmall7306 he says "fetchez la vache" actually!
Funniest shit ever
@@AH-be6bu "Jetez" ;)
This is hands-down my favorite part of the whole movie.
I'm french and it's very funny :')
"Now go away, or i shall taunt you a second time-ah" must be one of the most frightening threats ever spoken in the history of mankind......
I've grown to appreciate the second castle taunting much more.
1:43 In the German version he said ''We're drilling for linseed oil, you tea can!''
6:19 notice what a couple of the other French knights are doing. One of them is flipping the bird and Another is mouthing 'fuck off' three times.
No matter how many times I've seen this film it never fails to make me laugh, masterpiece👍
"Is there someone else up there we could talk to?"
He asking desperately and I love it .
Having them prance around while the squires bang coconuts together is one of the most brilliant comedic ideas ever
“silly knees bent running dancing behaviour” 😆
The strangest thing about this is the triumphant background music while they are riding the fake cocoanut horses. It is perfect.
2:11 one of the best line deliveries in cinema history
One of Cleese's masterful renditions.
I bet French viewers still can't forgive the butchering of their language after "Fetchez la vache."
Pretty sure I've watched this scene well over 200 times in my life and it wasn't until today that I finally noticed that person just beating that tiny creek at the beginning 😭😭😭
@R Voit same thing really
This movie was made decades ago. And I laugh every single time I see the French taunter
It was the most ferocious taunting ever seen in history! 🤣🤣🤣
I've been feeling awful for almost two weeks now. Just finished watching this and I already feel better.
Very late comment, but I hope you're doing better now!