5 Stages of Pumping Gas
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Step 6: forget you bought a car wash
highly underrated comment
Nothing like washing your windshield before you get the car wash you just bought.
You have to. No carwash cleans it well enough on its own. 😭
I was thinking the same thing 🤣
Right?!! 😂
I make the most sarcastic comedy videos in the world. Check them out and you will laugh...probably 😀😀😀
Two words:
Bugs, Amirite?!?!?!?!
The least realistic part of this is filling up a full sized pickup truck for $40
It's his daily stop.
@@ericromano8078 exactly. He fills up every day.
Live in the south. It’s possible
Takes 50 dollars to fill my car a truck be way over 100 dollars
Yo his is $40 wtf mine is nearly $60 for a full tank damn thirsty 5.3
This dude is seriously a huge source of entertainment for me and my dad it’s so funny bc all of his skits are literally exactly like my dad and grandpa
True. The video about the new balance and mike air monarch shoes is the best video ever
Yupppppppp
Stage 6: contemplating your life choices after using the gas station bathroom
Unless that bathroom happens to be at a Kwik Trip
Stage 6: contemplating the need for a strd test after using the gas station bathroom. Fixed it for ya, lol.
Half ply tp
Beacsuse you took a piss at a gas station? Were you doing meth on the back of the toilet?
before or after the gas station hot dog, burrito?
You forgot the first stage of waiting for a pump to open up because everyone just walked inside for a snack.
God I hate that....it's so rude.
😂😂
You should do stereotypes to guys at the grocery store.
Trying to pick good avocados/mangoes. Ten minutes and still end up with bad ones.
The doesn't eat before grocery shopping guy
Holy
I’m single and always go groceries shopping hungry it brutal
I get home and don’t want to eat anything I bought 😂😂😂😂😂
So delivery pizza it is
When you are given a list and buy 100$ worth of food not on the list
@@dylanknauer4923 lol absolute
I bought ribs chicken and stake but didn’t have the patience to cook
Hurry pizza guy I’m starving 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Buys gas and snacks and gets to write it off as a business expense.
“$40.01 c’mon” I feel you
I'm that guy too 😆
Wait. He FILLED the tank, bought a 'deluxe' car wash, and still only paid $40?
Ummmmm..... my li'l S10 costs $40 to fill and it's only 18 gallons. And I wash it at home 'cause I can't afford no expensive automatic car wash.......
@@xaenon my how times have changed…
I like that game as well getting it spot on. On a similar note, I try to get the exact right speed when they have those signs on the side of the road clocking you. Big brother is always watching.
Gas station still lets you pump before you pay, definitely a mid west thing
It sucks having to prepay considering I’m not a I’ll just put in $50 worth, I want a full tank damnit. Then the cashier looks at me like I’m an idiot when I say I need 24 gallons on pump 2
Still a thing in Australia, cause we love going inside for the overpriced snacks. But we can’t lock our pumps on.
The real midwest thing here is starting a conversation with the first person who looks in your direction at the gas station :D !!
@@trashcan2064... Just swipe your card before pumping? Like why does anyone go inside to pay
@@kimifan06 cuz that’s where they keep the beer, cigarettes, and jerky
“Has anyone ever told you that you look like Baker Mayfield ate Zach Galifianakis” 😂😂 Killed me bro
It's spot on!
I herd that and I knew he looked familiar just didn’t know how to make the connection until now lmao
This guy does like an adult version of dude perfect stereotypes and it’s hilarious
"The arrow? Yeah, I know about that. I just forgot this time."
As if it changes every time 😂😂😂
It does when you own 4 cars. That shit is a bitch
It's a very cool life hack that works if you are in a car that has that arrow. Haven't driven a car like that yet, but maybe someday...
@@zabnat Several years ago, I asked my dad which side the gas cap was on in his Silverado and he said "Just look at the arrow." My reply was 'Huh, cool. MY Silverado doesn't have that little arrow." They apparently started adding them after 2000...
Nothing like blocking a pump while you are inside the store. Classic
Or the cars that go to diesel pumps when all other gas pumps are open...or now the cars that pull the "pump train" to use their fuel points in one charge. The pump should just ask if you have three cars to fill, would be much safer! Lol
What if you have to go into the store and pay cash or buying gas with snacks or drinks? Or in this case you are able to pump gas first before paying which is a thing in the mid west still and if you move from it then they won't know who is who if someone moved in on it.
I always remember that Myles is Minnesota and Charlie is Wisconsin since it's Holiday and Kwik Trip respectively...🧐💯🚜
He's in ND
We have quiktrip in Kansas city, it's awesome
@@verhu010
He's not representing North Dakota though in this video.
@@WaysideWade Well Minnesota is way better than wisconsin (and ND). But Kwik Trip is better than Holiday.
@@verhu010
I see there are Holiday stations in North Dakota too, your point is valid and I accept his dual citizenship...🚜
The dad slap of the cleaner on the windshield sent me
You forgot the “fuck I forgot my mask”
I can't believe they still do that up there. Thought they were chill
The walk of shame back to your car 47 spaces from the front door...after you try to pull your shirt up over your nose and try to hook it over your ears to hold it up...
I think you ment to say " fuck a mask"
@@patriotz3547 amen to that
@@kj7792 you would think... Its chill but not quite enough to not wear masks
It’s the, “son of a buck..” for me 😂nice vid
The clutching the gas lever. 1000% accurate. I cuss every time.
Forgot you gas card for “points”.
i just found your channel during a very difficult time in my life. You automatically provided more laughs than any other channel ive ever found.... i share all of your videos with friends and families in hopes they will as well be granted such cheer and peace... the only complain i have is that you dont make more videos because ive run out and im on to re runs.... and three runs... and i love you so much i just wish youd do hyper drive or clone yourself or somthing LOL... nah for real i know your busy but i love your content dude. stay blessed.. and thank you so much for giving more joy and in turn granting more strength in times of struggle..
People in states where they pump your gas: confusion
that's just new jersey now lol. oregon legalized pumping your own gas a couple years ago, with many outraged by it lmao
Wait I didn’t even know having someone pump your gas was an option 😂
I find it weird I can't make them let me pump my own gas. Is such a strange idea to be forced to have an attendant do it.
@@MinistryOfMagic_DoMidiots ripping off the nozzle as they drive away or trying to use plastic bags to hold gas. That's why
@@farmerfrugal No, it's only allowed in rural counties in Oregon. Most Oregonians still can't pump their own gas.
You sir are a true comedian!!. "Looks like baker Mayfield ate zak galifianakis"🤣🤣
You forgot to get your car wash!
I’m 40 and didn’t know there was an arrow by the gas pump symbol on cars!!!!!! Your videos are life changing 😂👏
You’ve never been to a gas station until you’ve been to a buc’ees
1:22 - the "gettin busy" music! 😂🤣😁
Thanks so much for all your videos...they all ring true - and bring up so many memories of my Grandfather and Father....and things I still do today!
No doubt all us subs & viewers have given you thousands of "5 stages" ideas...so just keep'er going bud! Buuuuusssccchhh!
Literally so excited when your videos come out!
On my Ford F-250, the diesel cap door closes at 83 MPH automatically 😏🤷♂️
Now I know why people blow by me on the interstate!
100mph for me😉
I thought this looked like Fargo, then the Hornbacher's gave it away. Spent too much time on Google Maps figuring out this was filmed at the West Fargo Holiday Station on Sheyenne St.
haha I just did this too! I thought it might be 52nd but the brick pillars are turned 45 degrees at that one. Same with Veterans.
This whole comment section made way to much sense to me. Missing No Dak like nothing else rn
This dude’s a comedic genius. I’ve been everyone of these stereotypes at one point or another
New subscriber. So glad i found this channel. Every vid is hilarious. 🤣
Myles could watch paint dry and still make it funny! I thought I knew the gas station drill, but nope! Learned a few things! 😂🤣😁
For anyone who has problems not knowing what side your gas cap is on, look at your gauge cluster, and either whatever side the little gas pump icon is on or whatever side the gauge itself is on usually tells you what side your cap is on
Yup, I always am this animated and verbal when pumping gas lol
I freakin love you bro your the best keep doin what ur doin love the content
You got to pump BEFORE paying? Dang...haven't seen that in over a decade at least
Dosent every gas station have that? Maybe it’s just where I live but there all like that
Pretty much every gas station in the Midwest does that lol.
@@camdenweirich i thought the same lol
In the northwest you gotta pay first lol
No one realizes cars have had arrows pointing to what side the fuel door is on in the gauge cluster for over 20 years now
Yes very true I’m a Ford Technician 20 years and it’s one of those small things people totally overlook.
I've been driving for 33 years, and I just found out about the gas tank arrow in 2019. I rent a lot of cars, and this has been a life saver. My dad told me about it! But how did I not know about this?
Some don’t though. I’ve rented cars that don’t and it’s super frustrating..
Not every vehicle does, I've driven some that don't and it's really annoying
some dont and a lot of the ones ive driven have too much going on in the gage cluster that i cant even find the arrow when i need it
Watching this as I am filling up with gas. Spot on analysis 👌
Stage 7: Freezing to death trying to get through the options so you can pump gas in winter
You know its cold when even the windshield cleaner reservoir is like a slushi.
@@ColoradoStreaming In Oklahoma they froze completely
“Fill it regular please” - me from NJ
“How ya doin, fill it reg-u-la please.” *Hands credit card*
FTFY
I hate it when someone else fills it up. I feel like they're gonna rip me off even though they probably won't.
Great videos. Love buddies stuff
Getting gas anywhere but NJ is something you plan your day off around
Yes, as a Browns fan, you do 😂 and love this!! My Friday Funnies 🤣
Seeing the holiday gas station definitely makes us feel even more relatable
This is so accurate. Well done-Buschhhhhhhhhh
I LOVE THIS GUY
Lol the chores while pumping is so accurate
The Holiday gas station is the icing on the cake 🤣
Also need the stage where you jiggle the pump when you're done to make sure you get every last drop! That's what my Dad taught me to do!
Epic videos
I never do any "chores" while I pump my gas, and I almost never go inside for a snack. I must be weird.
Me too
But i do go in to pay with cash first al the while hogging that pump, But that’s how they have you do it nowadays.
dude haha forgot the stage where the screen starts yelling commercials at you LOL. God I hate commercials creeping into every part of life
The part 1 made me feel so much better bro lmao. I thought I was the only one
I’ve filed up my tank about every week for YEARS and it never fails I always look at the arrow on the gas gauge just to be totally sure what side it’s on lol
I drive at work - rite side
My car - left side
Creature of habit sucks
I had a car with it behind the license plate bracket I wonder how that arrow should point 🤔
Grrr, you 'pay inside and get some snacks and a coffee and go to the bathroom' types are why some cars are sitting at pumps for 15 minutes
Right. I pay at the pump, and while the gas is filling, I get what I need inside and get back to my truck right before the tank is full. In and out.
@@ryanduray1 you do realize you aren’t supposed to leave your pump unattended at all right? Even if you use a card. It is common sense.
@@ryanduray1 I used to work at a gas station and I made sure I stopped the pump anytime I saw that
That’s how the gas stations operate nowadays because the longer they keep you there the more you spend
It’s a log jam in here...best line
North Dakota. Wow. Never been. Sounds chilly.
Hello from Florida
It was in the 40s this week ,I've been working outside in my tee shirt all week ,spring is here baby ! Gonna put my camper up this weekend its supposed to hit 60 camping come early this year
This is spot on! 🤣🤣
You forgot the “god damn it’s cold outside”
Let’s blow this popsicle stand 😂
Banger!
Stops at pump
Sees your a little to far away
Gets back in
Inches up
guys a legend
Glad to see I'm not the only one to do the 2 minute truck cleaning while pumping fuel!!
Baker ate Zach! Dying here!
Bro this man just exposed human kind all in one 😭😭😭 but he funny asf keep up the great content
Always do the chores when pumping 😂😂
This is wicked funny!
There should definitely be more shopping for snacks footage from inside the station,
Must have been filmed a while ago. Cost me $67 to fill my pickup today.
Should have went to the Kwik trip or Casey’s
I hope Holiday sponsors him in some way. He goes to one almost every video lol
Doesn't matter how many times I say the pump # before walking in. Once I step inside instant amnesia.
Bro props on the Wiley Wallaby!! That’s the good shit!
You forgot stage #6.. cursing out the rising gas prices, out loud!!!! Thanks Joe
I recently found out that many of the new pumps have hoses that will reach all the way to the other side. Totally opened up my options at the pump.
How can a guy be this funny? 😂
You forgot p2 of stage 5 when you drive off with the pump in your tank.
I’ve done all of these things while @ the pump EXCEPT the ‘Grab 1 Snack’ thing...I’m more of a gas station coffee then snacks guy!
Had to tell my boss about the arrow. He was 43 at the time. 😂
Wait. That's not a Casey's General Store
I love this the last one kiled me I work for holiday and when I was going to spray down a car there gas cap would be open and it would happen 70% of the time
This is most likely the complete opposite of me pumping gas, but I still find it funny.
This is your average 90's sitcom dad in the modern era
Sonnnanabuck....loved it!
Love that you played a woman for the first bit. Your range as an actor is impressive
So true about the landing the dollar on the dot haha.
Yeah gas stations have not done well for my gut. The fried jalapeno poppers get me everytime.
Excellent recap 😂
What is it with dads always trying to click extra gas into the tank 😂
I went to Guatemala and they do everything for you. You don’t have to get out of the car. Like it used to be here back in the day. Guate has it right.
🤣🤣40.01 that’s me I always go over
1:58 everytime i used to visit the U.S ( before the pandemic, i'm from mexico 🇲🇽).
I'm so fucking glad I found this channel lmao
Nodak plates baby. Hell yeah. I always thought he was in Wisconsin for some reason
Lol that’s hilarious
I had two vehicles and I wold regularly forget which side the gas was on
Completely destturbing lol
That $0.01 will get me every time. : )
Those are my favorite Monster drinks. And so relatable with the 40.01 like wth!