Lily Sage What...nooo....they're ALWAYS like that....ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED . PHIL THEY'RE ONTO US .. TAKE DIL AND TABITHA AND RUN. OH YEAH AND DON'T FORGET DANNY!
I love how thought out this is. Dan would have made sure it was filmed with a potato with really crap sound and bad graphics. The devil is so in the detail
@SQ38 Why would you suggest such a thing? *They* might hear you... and they won’t be happy... (looks to the infinite sky lit by a black sun as the blood rain cleanses us of petty, insignificant things like hope, dreams, and love)
@SQ38 *They* are something beyond anything our mortal minds could imagine, and *they* have abandoned us in our time of great need. a1 is something you should not know about yet and you will be taken away shortly for re-education. Our world is cracking like a fragile eggshell dropped carelessly against the pavement,, but before It is gone completely you must learn the truth that was so carefully manufactured for us
do not cry for them. They are happy now. They are with Him. He is the meaning to all of this. Soon we shall all join them and go with Him. It is what He wants.
can you imagine someone stumbling upon these, completely unaware of dan and phil and then later finding one of their "normal" videos and getting confused af
I realised that too, the video is reflected so it looks like Dan is right handed, Phil is left handed and their fringes are the wrong way around and they are sitting on the wrong sides (It confused me as well at first!)
“everybody makes mistakes” *EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS YOU KNOW WHAT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT EVERYBODY GETS THAT WAY SOMETIMES IM IN A JAM I GOTTA MAKE A PLAN IT MIGHT CRAZY ILL DO IT ANYWAY*
this was the first video i’ve ever watched of dan and phil, i was 12 when i first became a fan and now i’m 20 and in uni, looking back at this makes me realize just how fast time passes 😭
I look forward to 'dont cry, craft' comments on my future actual craft videos for the next 4 months. Thanks guuyyyzzzz.
Don't cry Louise. Craft.
+Sprinkleofglitter PROTIP!
*PROTIP
:)
HAH
Dan: "why am i left handed"
Phil: "Everybody Makes Mistakes. :^)"
PROTIP
savage
protip
shade
Protip
Phil: I'm going to stick mine under my bed!
Dan: I'm going to eat mine!
666likes
Blep :b you mean "my best friend and I"!!!!
Blep :b I will give you a chicken nugget for your Grammer mistake *gives nuggets* now eat them!
i was the 1000th like
My only two moods
I feel sorry for the poor souls who ended up here with no context.....
Funny story: this was the first video I ever watched of dan and Phil... Wait why did I keep watching them...?
@@ThomasV2457 because you've made a good choice, never change
@@ThomasV2457 my first was the potato prints whit no context...i still don't know why i'm still here
the gangsteri-aine we are in this together
에밀리 Same oml, im just rewatching these and laughing
"Why am I left handed?"
"Everyone makes mistakes"
I'm left handed...
EVERYONE HAS THOSE DAYS
im left handed and im a mistake so im just :)
@@kurumi_amee IM SCREAMINGGGG I LOVE U HAHAHAHA
'Why am I left handed?' 'Everyone makes mistakes.' I crafted so hard at that bit
EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS
What am I doing Phil is savage
What am I doing FUCKING GET REKT DAN 😂
What am I doing SAME I CRAFTED SOOO HARD OML
amazingdanandphilarenotonfire #savage
I still can't imagine how disappointed RUclips was when they realized they hade to send Dan and Phil a play button for this
I love this
Omg lol
Rheina Christina I think we should get them to one million subscribers because why not?😂😂
They had to send felix a golden play button for jacksepticeye2
Rheina Christina hahahhahahhaahh
the 'don't eat glue' pro-tip could really come in handy for phil nowadays
Omg that's exactly what I was thinking xD
😆
2:56
dan:"why am i left handed?"
phil:"EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES."
oh my goodness...
eventually some child is going to find these craft videos and think that it's just a regular tutorial
carly_fries ikr
carly_fries what it's not my life has been ruined
carly_fries aka my child 😂
the same with the cooking ones
nerdyfoxdan XD Yeah
i love how they ironically use horrible video quality
Quiet RainFall ikr i kept checking the quality just to be sure
별서
byeolseo *IRONICALLY*
Remember to vote bts on 2018 mama awards
@@alexaplaybtsbts463 ARMY?
"Press as hard as-!"
*glue breaks*
"Oh no..." *pause* "don't press that hard!"
I DIED LAUGHING OH MY GOD
Lol
I read this as soon as he said that. I love that part
@@roroo i love your pfp!!
@@de_lirio_us ty! i love yours as well 👀
PROTIPP!!
Imagine this being someone's first Dan and Phil Vid
it's mine😂😂😂😂
Omg yeah! 😂😂
This was my first😂😂😂
+Sazzy Cakes Msp God bless y'all
The other one was one of mine and oh
I want the bloopers from
This so badly! I know they had trouble staying "in character"
this is actually improvised
Lily Sage What...nooo....they're ALWAYS like that....ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED . PHIL THEY'RE ONTO US .. TAKE DIL AND TABITHA AND RUN. OH YEAH AND DON'T FORGET DANNY!
"why am i left handed"
"everybody makes mistakes"
SAVAGE PHIL
PROTIP
Savage Michael***
PROTIP
I LOVE THIS
PROTIP
'Remember kids, don't eat!'
-Daniel Howell 2016
me-
Guys from now on, if someone comments good advice or something like that we have to reply "PROTIP!"
PROTIP
Consider it done
Nice PRO TIP!
PROTIP
+One of ProJared's chins RAPTOR PRO TIP!!!
im so happy these are the people i have chosen to idolize
Protip
PROTIP
Ikr lol
PROTIP
PROTIP
PROTIP
"everybody makes mistakes"
EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS
protip
OMG
HANNAH MONTANA
Don't sing, craft
PROTIP
If only they made these twice a day
Asia Aurora STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL SHH
what are you talking about? that’s exactly what they do. twice a day, every day. I’m proud to be a craftie.
they do
It wouldn't be that magical
They do twicce a day every day i watch every one im going to stay up all night so i don't miss the soft morning's neat offering.
CRAFT IS INSIDE MY SKIN
Bonnie Dat Bunny EVERYWHERE
Bonnie Dat Bunnie CRAFTING INNN MY SKINNNN
666 likes. Nobody touch it!
Bonnie Dat Bunnie I read that as Phil said it
Kayla And The Diamonds I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT UHHGHGHGHHG
"Phil it happened again" I just couldn't😂😂
PROTIP
Haha true I died 😂😂😂
same.
pro tip!!!
Happens to me all the time #relatable
This isn't even a joke anymore this is a way of life
PROTIP
PROTIP
PROTIP
PROTIP
PROTIP
IT HAPPENED AGAIN WHAT DO I DO OMG
Me daily
I want to like your comment so bad, but its at 666!!!
This feels like a *Don't Hug Me I'm Scared* live action video
PROTIP
Now let's all agree to never be creative again
Lol lets all agree to never be creative again! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
At least neither of them used green.
+Chloe Chow that makes your teeth go grey
I love how thought out this is. Dan would have made sure it was filmed with a potato with really crap sound and bad graphics. The devil is so in the detail
PROTIP
+Rachel Behik I love how the glue stick writing had the word "titleglue stick" to show how amature it is
+Rachel Behik PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOTIP
PRO PRO TIP YOU KNOW I HAVE THE PRO PRO TIP UMMM YEH THE PRU OH TIP OH YEH THE PRO TIP!!! PROOOOOOUHOOOOOOUHOOOUHOOO TIIIP
Fiona D'Silva hahah exactly
"Why am I left-handed ?"
"Everybody makes mistakes"
OMFG I ACTUALLY HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO
PROTIP
+Lewlav Abra PRO-TIP
my favorite part😂😂
What does he mean by Everyone makes mistakes? Am I missing something 😂
I don't get it??
you could have any size paper
a5
a6
a7
a8
a9? NO
*NO*
@SQ38 Why would you suggest such a thing? *They* might hear you... and they won’t be happy... (looks to the infinite sky lit by a black sun as the blood rain cleanses us of petty, insignificant things like hope, dreams, and love)
@SQ38 *They* are something beyond anything our mortal minds could imagine, and *they* have abandoned us in our time of great need. a1 is something you should not know about yet and you will be taken away shortly for re-education. Our world is cracking like a fragile eggshell dropped carelessly against the pavement,, but before It is gone completely you must learn the truth that was so carefully manufactured for us
@SQ38 go for a10! be creative!
WTF ARE THESE MEASUREMENTS HELP MY UNEDUCATED AMERICAN BRAIN LOL
Omg, I swear, Dan Howell is the only person I know who can make glitter and potatoes so satanic 😂
Samantha yep thats. Our. Dan.
Samantha *I CAN HEAR HIM*
Samantha *thats. our. dan*
PlutoTrash 101 whats that from, the thats our dan thing
Hi my name's [Dan]
And you can see my thigh
Why? I don't know but he's the guy
With his flesh on show
What a hoe
*_Thats_*
*_Our_*
*_Dan_*
Prank is on you guys because you'll have to clean that up for YEARS
PROTIP
+Nina Dees ikr dan's face when phil says "shake it onto your floor" it's like "no, phil. phil pls. i'm not gonna clean that."
PROTIP
+Nina Dees FOREVER
+Nina Dees PROTIP
Dan: A9?
Phil:NOOO
me: *spits out water* Jesus phil breathe
i love rewatching these
BlueOceanStar//Gaming oops you're right
No dan said 8 9 as in 8 by 9 and phil said no.
Phil: if you're left handed, ask a friend!
Dan: why am I left handed?
Phil: everybody makes mistakes
I ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD
🤣🤣🤣
2:56
Dan: Why am I left handed?
Phil: Everyone makes mistakes
LMAOOO
Best part
XD
im a mistake (im crafting ahaha coz I can't cry)
I was about to post that 😂
TRIGGERED
Dan:Why am I left handed?
Phil:Everyone makes mistakes!
PROTIP
PROTIP
PROTIP
PROTIP
I'm a leftie.. Thanks Phil
"Oh no!... Don't press that hard!"
Gets me every time.
Kristen BOOKS LOL I READ THIS AS I HEARD IT IN THE VIDEO
Kristen BOOKS omg same
Kristen BOOKS PROTIP
Who else is going on a Crafties marathon cause it’s April 1st.
Remember kids! Don’t cry, CRAFT!
Madikat 05 yep
it’s not april but i’m
doing it anyway
Protip
I love the amount of concentration on Phil's face as he is twisting up the gluestick
And then Dan’s there just looking so done
D A N Y U Lisnotontop and dans emotionless robot expression lol
D A N Y U Lisnotontop I have the exact same profile pic as you and I thought it was my comment for a sec
Unsheathe the stick Daniel, unsheathe it.
Happy Panda *lenny face*
Happy Panda I'm so sad unsheathe wasn't the next meme
bilbo swaggins I know, it can be our personal dan meme
Bonnie Dat Bunnie I WOULD LIKE THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR COMMENT BUT ITS 666 SO ITS MEANT TO BE
Pale lips,
Glitter face,
Breathing in
Squareflakes... ;)
PROTIP
OML HAHAHAHA
Me
Did you just..?
Pro tip
you can see the will to live leaving their bodies
i bet you dont even know you comment got 400 likes because no one replied haha
L woah hahaha
hi haha
i can feel it leaving my body as i watch this
And nobody knew the glitter pentagram was foreshadowing a year in advance for the death of Dan and Phil. Rip.
do not cry for them. They are happy now. They are with Him. He is the meaning to all of this. Soon we shall all join them and go with Him. It is what He wants.
don't cry for them, craft for them
We will soon met Him but we must make a sacrifice for Him (lol jk)
PhanTrash#2 yes omg
What happened
Do you imagine new people that want to enter the phandom and for some reason they decide to watch those videos first?...
I would really hope they'd be able to get the sarcasm... then again maybe not lol
Trash can
Oh I wasnt suposed to watch these first? Drats
can you imagine someone stumbling upon these, completely unaware of dan and phil and then later finding one of their "normal" videos and getting confused af
The first video I watched of theirs was their potato prints one a few months ago...
I did that and my reaction was 'WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AHHH'
Dan and Phil version of Don't hug me I'm scared
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS BLESS YOUR SOUL! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS GETTING DONT HUG ME IM SCARED VIBES
CallMeKarma whATS YOUR FAVORITE IDEA
MINE IS (MCR) BEING CREATIVE
CallMeKarma I thought the same XD
constellations WELL EXCUSE ME
I THOUGHT WE ALL AGREED TO NEVER BE CREATIVE AGAIN
Phil: “I’m going to put mine under my bed”
Dan: “I’m going to eat mine” WTF WERE U GUYS ON IN THIS VIDEO CAN I HAVE SOME
Rosie omg same
you should reach out to Uncle Satan, he has the stuff. Take your phone and dial 666. See you in hell!
CREATIVITY is what they were on
They were on the will of Satan.
Jamie Barr i like to think CREATIVELY
*S O F T*
*A N D*
*N E A T*
C L E A N
A N D
J E R K
Glowstick Fluids wrong vid
Glowstick Fluids *I CAN HEAR HIM*
*cough cough* wrong video *cough cough*
Ender Pigs *cough* we know *cough*
They should have said...
Don't be bitter, glitter
omg yes
Yes it truly should have
that's amazing
Yes!!!!!!!!!!
but instead........ DON'T CRY CRAFTTTTTTTT
4:55
Dan: i'm going to eat mine
me: *DON'T EAT IT*
PRO TIP
Idk why but I thought your profile pic was Pete wentz with his blonde hair lmao
Slide me some satanic Dan glitter face are to eat m8.
why me That’s what I was gonna say 😂
don't eat, craft
April Fools Day tradition: go back and watch all of these videos in order.
yup
DOING IT NOW
Doing that right now
EVERWHERE
*EVERYWHERE*
*E V E R Y W H E R E*
That's how every it gets
E v E r y W h E R e
*E V E R Y W H E R E*
Dan: "8 by 9?"
Phil: "NO!"
Okay Phil...
He said "A9"
Also I love your name you have good taste in music fren
DontLetMeBeGone lmao my favorite part
DontLetMeBeGone A9
DontLetMeBeGone 1000th like!
Can't wait for 2017 April fools
PROTIP
+Lily Love Can't wait to take over the internet again.
Ikr
Umm ok then
+Summer Fun Videos Sara!! So good to see you here!!
you know, with the amount of pro tips in here about not eating glue you’d think phil would’ve learned
starting to feel like i've joined some kind of fucked up cult
PROTIP
PROTIP
PROTIP
PROTIP
+Layla Allen same
"Phil it happened again"
Spray Fection the part that's concerning is that it says AGAIN
"IM PREGNANT!!!"
Gurple Galaxy ** P R E G N A N A N A N T
I WAS SO PARANOID THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE VIDEO WT??
I FELT LIKE SOMETHING SCARY WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AT ANY MINUTE.
PROTIP
PROTIP!
PROTIP!!
PROTIP
+MintChocChips Ikr I was waiting for a jumpscare at the end
4:34 dans face trying not to break
"We have white paper"
*whispers so no one knows there true race* "like us."
their true race is god
their love is god
mckayla calm yourself JD
calm down JD
Dan: "Why am I left-handed?"
Phil: "Everyone makes mistakes!"
PROTIP
+Sophia Bell EVERYWHERE
+Sophia Bell I'm going to say this as nice as I can. Please, shut the fuck up with that annoying PROTIP shit, thanks.
+Matthew Pagtalunan (GalaxyBird777) PROPTIP be as positive as those glitter faces™
PROTIP
Waiting for April Fool's Day 2017 for the next video...
PROTIP
+Emma Borden I think we all are
Protip
Me too...
PROTIP
Doctor: you only have 5 minutes and 37 seconds left to live
Me:
its already been a year since the square flakes video, holy does time fly when you're crafting
PROTIP
PROTIP
Now it's been a year since this video
I noticed that this crafts video looks worse than the previous one. Here's hoping for even shittier quality in 2017
Amanda Boone yeS
Amanda Boone oh yes
Amanda Boone By 2020, it'll be filmed with an actual potato
***** well yes
*Amanda Boone* In gunna be filmed on a phone portrait style
When you realize the next one comes out in less than 2 months....
wooo
Charity Case WOWZA!
Charity Case fUCk.
I am somehow hyped
Charity Case yay
I just realized that their hair styles switched directions and now I can't stop thinking about it
Party Poison, I know this has nothing to do with what you said but, *arE YOU READY RAY?*
I realised that too, the video is reflected so it looks like Dan is right handed, Phil is left handed and their fringes are the wrong way around and they are sitting on the wrong sides (It confused me as well at first!)
I bet they never even thought about the glitter dancing on their face
The decades might’ve washed it out
Jessica as the flashes popped like pins
mmmmm in the summer time
Jessica hai there queen
oh did you wonder when the light begins to fade
And the clock just makes the colors turn to grey
dan: "why am i left-handed?"
phil: "everyone makes mistakes"
Cany wait till next year. Please film on the same potato
PROTIP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
+HiLesley-Ann Vlogs PROTIP, FILM ON A POTATO
My camera absolutely is a potato.
Please don't hurt me. I'm an innocent potato
Dan's just the friend that doesn't know how to do the craft and is only there to become famous
"Why am I left handed?"
"Everybody makes mistakes"
PHIL THE SAVAGE
MagicalDInoFTW HOW TO BE A SAVAGE 101
MagicalDInoFTW THIS MADE ME LAUGH SOO HARD
MagicalDInoFTW Sass masta from manchesta
SlytherclawGeek101 Art YASSSS THAT REFERENCE
don't worry dan i made that mistake too..
Phil: you will need A4 paper or A5, A6, A7, A8
Dan: what about A9?
Phil: NO
😂😂
me
Lol.
Alana Harder reminds me of dont hug me im scared yo
Alana Harder that bit gets me every time
Watching them extend glue is my aesthetic
why do i have subscribers lmao literally
why do i have subscribers Them shaking off the glitter onto the floor is my aesthetic
Phil: You can have different sizes of paper. A5... A6... A7... A8...
Dan: A9?
Phil NO!
I don't know why but that part always makes me laugh.
Phil it happened again
Protip
PRRROOOOOOTTTTTIIIIPPPP
"Again".
PROTIP
Pro tip
Am I the only one who noticed when they grabbed each other's hands to mix the glitter phil tried to pull away but dan didn't let him?!?!?
Kiera Vance what time?
Paige 4:18
BTS EXO & GOT7 Trash I'm shipping them lol jk dan is mine
Ellen Shaw - Kelly hahahaha literally the only reason I don't ship Dan and Phil, I love Dan way too much...
Dan was marking him with the glitter
"Draw something that represents your mood!"
Dan: *Draws summoning circle*
The Rosie Shipper wat is the summoning circle?
The Rosie Shipper And that's how you summon a Dan!
Donut Kat the star in the circle
The Rosie Shipper ik but wat does it mean!?
Donut Kat it's for summoning demons. AKA evilness.
P: Shake the pap-
D: *reveals cult sign*
D: Oh no Phil it happened again
*Rewind to a minute before that*
P: Everyone makes mistakes!
WHY AM I WATCHING THIS EPIC TRILOGY FOR THE 5TH TIME
hon I'm on the 19th step up
IM SCREAMING AND CRYING AND OH MY GOD I WAITED ALL FREAKING YEAR FOR THIS TYSM I CANT FRIKIN EVEN
PROTIP
PROTIP!
PROTIP!
PROTIP
PROTIP
i knew there was a reason i was still subscribed
PROTIP
+sriya same
MAPOTI
+sriya PROTIP
Haha Same
Has anyone every come back to these videos without watching all 3 in a row?? If so, you are a stronger bean than I
"Why am I left handed?"
"Everybody makes mistakes"
PROTIP
PROTIP
SAVAGE MICHAEL
+Cry.BabyPhan 💯👌🏻
PROTIP
SO THIS IS WHY THERE'S PROTIP COMMENTS ALL OVER BUZZFEED VIDEOS
aaand every other video too
+Ag3ntNengo PROTIP
IT'S NOT JUST BUZZFEED, IT'S LITERALLY EVERYWHERE
+Wolf Marie Ikr 😂
+Wolf Marie it's all over My Digital Escape too
"why am i left handed"
"EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES."
Still triggered
Harley Quinn Classic Pic.😍❤️
triggered
Triggered
TRIGGERED!!!!
“Don’t eat it”
Oh Phil, if only you listened to that lmao
I wish they actually did videos here everyday. I would watch it.
Lol same. But it's an April Fools thing.
same
4 months to go
Llama God yep
same tbh
Awww... who else was expecting Dan and Phil with glittery faces?
Me
PROTIP
+ABW Me
+ABW Me :'(
me
I'm now sitting by my phone with the ringer all the way up and waiting. Dan and Phil crafts 2017 is on its way.
Minty Bliss it's out and I love it
Soft and neat
I was not disappointed.
“everybody makes mistakes”
*EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS YOU KNOW WHAT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT EVERYBODY GETS THAT WAY SOMETIMES IM IN A JAM I GOTTA MAKE A PLAN IT MIGHT CRAZY ILL DO IT ANYWAY*
I think this might actually be my most favorite video on the Internet
Same
PROTIP
i agree i watch it on a regular basis
+Lexi Paige same
Same
Gets slightly more demonic/satanic each video, each year . and weird
I feel like Phil is just babysitting Dan through out the video
PROTIP
True 😂
Ikr
PROTIP
HAHAHAHAHAHA THE HAND SLAPPING WAS ADORBZZZ
A8...
A9?
*_NO_* Σ（・□・；）
You greek?
I love how he says "my face is going to be filled, with joy."
Protip
+Josephine McCash protip to you too
PROTIP
awee! protip!!!
+Holly Boreham PROTIP
this is the only reason why I'm excited for April 1st
IKR!
Phanic! At Twenty Øne Chemical Piercing Sirens exactly
Phanic! At Twenty Øne Chemical Piercing Sirens 4 MORE DAYSS
+Idk._ Nia yes i know AND TWO DAYS AFTER IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
Phanic! At Twenty Øne Chemical Piercing Sirens WAIT MY BDAY IS APRIL 3RD TOO
you can see Dan trying not to laugh when they're smacking the glitter onto the paper
While Phil is just dead serious..
His smile became more apparent, I'd love a behind the scenes.
He's trying so hard. Phil is just like, "Don't laugh Dan. I swear to God Dan. Don't laugh."😂
+oh my sameeeeee
ik cries
Phil:
I'm going to stick mine under my bed :)
Dan:
I'm going to eat mine :)
...
I choked 😷😲😂
Unnur Birna Hallgrímsdóttir on paper?
Julisa Beahart that’s what i was going to say!
And I think he did too after eating the paper
If I was a primary school art teacher I'd show this to the kids I'm teaching
If they're like five I don't think they would +xsilvergamesx
+xSilverGamesx I would probably just walk out the room
YAS
Thats what im gonna do
Nikol xo lol if I was a student in the class I would scream DAN, PHIL cause I used to watch them when I was in primary.
'why am I left handed?' 'everyone makes mistakes!' CRYING AT THAT
You mean you're crafting at that
+JayDeeBlaster - Gaming ayyeee
JayDeeBlaster - Gaming CRAFTTTTTTTTTTT
IKR SAAAAMMMMEEE
meeshaylestone don't cry, craft!
I started fucking crying when Phil's glue stick broke he sounded like Baymax when he said "oh no"
PROTIP
Don't cry!
Craft!
+katherine leavitt PROTIP
+katherine leavitt DONT CRY CRAFT
+Roma Tina *Michael
this was the first video i’ve ever watched of dan and phil, i was 12 when i first became a fan and now i’m 20 and in uni, looking back at this makes me realize just how fast time passes 😭