I love how Doni physiologically manipulates his victims to think that there in a good mood and a good state of mind, till he pulls the curtains and reveals his big plan :)
@@cheesy_ii I think it probably is, or at least partly Like I'm guessing that a lot of stuff is told beforehand but that there's also some stuff that he might leave out when talking about his video plans just to get a bit more of a genuine reaction
@@seadragonyt5391 yes u are too young When lynix was "afk" they were using the npc mod you can see this when rage looks at lynix in his cage and it is a Alex skin
I have to say eith Bandi's crime doni committed a crime first building a house on unlicensed land and bandi was doing his citizens duty fixing a criminals mistakes
That actually gives me an interesting idea. Imagine a mod that allows the creation of a government, which can manage custom territories (like how in some map mods, you can choose territories that prevent mob spawning, griefing, etc.), and whatever laws you create basically become gamerules within your territories
Fun fact: Lynix didn't commit a crime. You are allowed to cross the road if there are no pedestrian lanes in a 100m or bigger distance from you. There were no pedestrian lanes AT ALL, therefore he did not commit any crime. Also, for something like that you usually get a ticket, not go to jail, but it's funnier that way. Great video :D
THIS IS THE CIA AND DONI UT UNDER ARREST FOR HACKING AND FORCING PEOPLE TO DO ILLEGAL THINGS JUST SO U CSN PUT THEM IN JAIL AND YOUR DOING ILLEGAL THINGS
"The bodies writhed together in pain. The assimilated people could only reach out to gather more victims, not even in control anymore. They could only scream in agony as more people were brought into the mass of flesh and bone." **Doni laughing** Video title: "Every time my friends look away, I assimilate them into an eldritch abomination and make them beg for the sweet release of death."
6:00 bandi should've hit doni with the uno reverse and said he was a contractor told to make a hole in the wall by the home owner, only for the home owner to run away without paying.
Not trying to be rude but bandi’s face and arm look a little weird and does he have any disease because I used to watch him and sketch and he looks a little off
@senni bgon that’s irrelevant to this comment. Also imthe fbi thing is a joke its a game where they live in the same world and “country” so the fbi could very well be there which they wouldnt arrest for these things but its a game
Fun fact: Doni really is a dirty cop like he said at the beginning. I am not a law expert, but here's my analysis Article 1: just straight up rude 1.1. no trial (expanded further later in multiple parts) 1.2. declining phone call 1.3. insulting on the way Article 2: probably worthy of being fired 2.1. Like @Kate B11 said "You are allowed to cross the road if there are no pedestrian lanes in a 100m or bigger distance from you." not sure which country this applies to but im too lazy to check 2.2. Sure, in the UK you don't have to read Miranda Rights, but: 2.2.1. Lynix is an American citizen, British law doesn't apply to him. You are acting as the FBI, so they should be read 2.2.1 .1. As above, US and the UK have no jurisdiction over each other, so Lynix's arrest is not allowed. 2.2.2. Doni did NOT mention any cautions that UK officers would normally mention. 2.3. Officers can't sentence prisoners, only judges can. and that is after a (sometimes quite long) trial, which brings me to article 3. Article 3: straight up no-good 3.1. The right to a fair trial, Doni did not give this. (violation of human rights) 3.2. as mentioned in 1.3., this could in some cases be interpreted as verbal aybuse, that would probably be a crime against humanity 3.3. the FBI has no jurisdiction in the UK... 3.4. Doni did not follow what should be done by most UK officers.. obviously Article 4: Crimes against humanity 4.1. I don't think I should even talk about this, but what Doni has done while escorting his friends to jail probably isn't all that legal Article 5: pretending Note: this one is pretty much invalid but in any normal case it would be illegal 5.1. Doni is, obviously, not a part of the police.. or the FBI, which as I mentioned has no jurisdiction in the UK. Article 6: Doni's arrest of his foreign friends 6.1. As i've mentioned many times, the FBI has no jurisdiction in the UK and the UK police have no jurisdiction in the US. Lynix, Bandi, etc. are all in different countries. Since you're british, i'll say this from the pov of Britain. Well, I'm pretty sure the FBI cannot just go to the UK and arrest someone. that one made no sense but im stupid This is just for fun, don't take it seriously
I cant believe Lynix ABANDONED me at the end there... Prison really changes people (and makes them bald apparently)
Yooooooo
Lynix was just stuck in there for too long. He grew old and lost his hair I guess.
wait im third?
Doni made him go bald so it would match the prison look ya know
Hi
I love how Doni physiologically manipulates his victims to think that there in a good mood and a good state of mind, till he pulls the curtains and reveals his big plan :)
Yayyyyy 🥰👏
Satan? whos that? i only know about *DoniBobes*
so true
Omg, I was playing roblox on my moms acc and thats my post xd
@フリスクチャンネル I didn't translate -_-
Lynix: Goes afk for a long time
Also Lynix: *Comes back bald*
Ikr
i dont understand why he shaved his head
Why's bro bald
@@Its_Tena yeah he's blonde hair got shaved 😂
I think he got stressed because of doni phobia 😂
Doni: *Gives diamonds*
Rage: He’s so nice 😀
Also Doni: that’s theft of government property 😡
I love that doni's friends always trust him even knowing they got pranked for about 1000000 thousand times
@フリスクチャンネル No
@フリスクチャンネル welp guess I'm dead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@zarkonicX2 me 2 see you in heaven
Honestly think it's scriped
@@cheesy_ii I think it probably is, or at least partly
Like I'm guessing that a lot of stuff is told beforehand but that there's also some stuff that he might leave out when talking about his video plans just to get a bit more of a genuine reaction
"We want people to get arrested... we find ways to get them arrested.."
Dude just summed up the US legal system and the war on drugs.
I like how Quiff says “you guys fell for this, you idiots” as he fell for it.
The proper response is, "Yeah, so? Mr. I've never won the 10k" XD. Nah, they probably wouldn't be that mean
@@bradleybarnett1469 lol
@@magma5602 I like the name Magma
IOP
@@s-craft6567 thnx lol i use that name for like everything
Legend says Quiff is still running from Doni to this day
That moment of silence when he realized Quiff had escaped! 🤣
He just grabbed the button and put by the door
@フリスクチャンネル Ok I should better hire a priest 🥶
@フリスクチャンネル I"VE BEEN CURSED!!!
@Firefly9877 WE'VE BEEN CURSED
you know after every troll I've seen doni do this is mostly the most fun one to be honest. It doesn't seem harmful and you can see bandi having fun.
Bandi is the GOAT in this one.
It's all staged you know
@@steins3699 true
@@steins3699 No
@@seadragonyt5391 yes u are too young
When lynix was "afk" they were using the npc mod you can see this when rage looks at lynix in his cage and it is a Alex skin
i love how family friendly doni is by saying 'bye bye' instead of 'murder'
Yes, while he is torturing his friends
Bye bye. *Holds a knife. 😈*
@@Soulfire702 who had said "murder" when about to kill someone?
@@void4972 No one?
watch ya mouth maine
Bandi being a complete nuisance is very entertaining.
IT WASNT ME
I have to say eith Bandi's crime doni committed a crime first building a house on unlicensed land and bandi was doing his citizens duty fixing a criminals mistakes
@@justicesplanet5958 That's true
Plus, the owner of the house gave Bandi consent
@フリスクチャンネル POV being a random person that can read the language.
@フリスクチャンネル Nee
This is why you never let doni be an operator
17:54 "This is an abuse of power right here!"
Oh no he's catching up with the entire Doni Bobes channel
Doni: "im a dirty cop"
Lynix: "Such a dirty boy"
Doni: "shut up and just keep coming"
sussy
Ayooo 🧐
"shut up and keep.." oof.. oof..
The way he said dum dum gum gum at 11:55 Got me 💀
This must be the video that you laughed like crazy at
“hAhAhAhA!”
hes so powerful and evil...
Oof
Yea he was pretty excited
Perfect as usual but such a shame you don't invite fans to your server when you reach a milestone like crafted did once
I gotta see this from Quiff's perspective. I want to know how he got out and what his plan was afterwards.
same!
I love how Lynix just started playing along saying “the FBI arrested me for jay walking” idk why but I laugh so hard at that
That actually gives me an interesting idea. Imagine a mod that allows the creation of a government, which can manage custom territories (like how in some map mods, you can choose territories that prevent mob spawning, griefing, etc.), and whatever laws you create basically become gamerules within your territories
I know there was a server where you could take territory, Technoblade took over the whole planet at one point. Had to face a tribunal for it too!
@@MaximusMuleti earth smp i think
@フリスクチャンネル k
Not doing it though
you can break the law but a wanted poster gets put up on a wanted board instantly and only in that territory
@フリスクチャンネル ok and you can read this thus your dying with me, betch
Fun fact: Lynix didn't commit a crime. You are allowed to cross the road if there are no pedestrian lanes in a 100m or bigger distance from you. There were no pedestrian lanes AT ALL, therefore he did not commit any crime.
Also, for something like that you usually get a ticket, not go to jail, but it's funnier that way. Great video :D
THIS IS THE CIA AND DONI UT UNDER ARREST FOR HACKING AND FORCING PEOPLE TO DO ILLEGAL THINGS JUST SO U CSN PUT THEM IN JAIL AND YOUR DOING ILLEGAL THINGS
Hes a dirty cop... you think he cares?🤣
@@shadowdragon7347 lol
WHO GAVE HIM OP ANYWAYS (sure he created the server), how about someone else makes a server and nobody tells him
QUIFF IS GONNA GO TO ARREST DONI
Man I love that ending so much.
Doni : Guilty until proven guilty
Also Doni : Only Doni is innocent
@senni bgon What are you talking about?
I love how bandi was laughing, even though he knew he was gonna get trolled.
the original hawk tuah XD 3:53
"The bodies writhed together in pain. The assimilated people could only reach out to gather more victims, not even in control anymore. They could only scream in agony as more people were brought into the mass of flesh and bone."
**Doni laughing**
Video title: "Every time my friends look away, I assimilate them into an eldritch abomination and make them beg for the sweet release of death."
Ah yes that SCP that anyone exposed to sunlight melts into a fleshy blob with only one goal...to assimilate every other person into itself
*Maniacal laughing*
@@SuperBlackbarbie69 *Devilovania begins to play* yeah no.
*"You have the right to remain stupid", that had me laughing on the floor*
Are you 3 years old
LMAO
@@Lazar984 look at your profile
@@Lazar984 u mad?
@@Lazar984 No but your obviously are.
6:00 bandi should've hit doni with the uno reverse and said he was a contractor told to make a hole in the wall by the home owner, only for the home owner to run away without paying.
Not trying to be rude but bandi’s face and arm look a little weird and does he have any disease because I used to watch him and sketch and he looks a little off
12:57 IS QUIFF CHEATING ON KIPLY?!
someone needs to tell her 💀 💀
😨😨😨😨
Little did Doni know, he would soon go undercover as a prisoner
*WANTED*
Name:Quiff
Class:Criminal
Crime:Assaulting the Innocent
Last seen:Cell 12b,Doni Bobes Prison
Reason of Wantedness:Prison Break
Reward:$240.99
Like how Lynix just casually comes back bald doesn't say anything about it.
I love how lynix just comes back bald
Dobi is just diobolical in this video- watching this sped up is so funny i cant
7:15 bro bandi is too funny, we need more of him.
Im suprised how his friends dont leave straight after he joins 😂. Keep up the good work!
@senni bgon that’s irrelevant to this comment. Also imthe fbi thing is a joke its a game where they live in the same world and “country” so the fbi could very well be there which they wouldnt arrest for these things but its a game
@@flameepidemic4839 no shit Sherlock
" it wasn't me my husband was on my account " I can't believe quiff actually said that 😂
Im glad lynix can still laugh and enjoy some of doni's pranks
I'm disappointed in you Doni. You should've used IRS instead of FBI, saying they committed tax evasion.
13:19 that was funny
I love Doni He's just too funny he never gets old❤️
Doni gets old
facts
@@ciape7547 no
Do Never gets old
@@MurderDronesMan curses, foiled again
“Triple Time Your HAIRLINES GONE” got me 😂😂 11:44
fr
Rage is so chill always felling the vibe
Can’t wait to see this video! By the way, there are some really cool things you could do with a mind control or security camera mod.
@ALEXA----------👇💋 I'm 100000000
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE dc + didn't ask
literally laughed like crazy, that’s how you know it was funny to him
dang lynix was in there so long he lost his hair
I have many questions one of them is when did linix get such a nice haircut? At the end.
He shaved his head for 1millon subs
This was worth the wait
There was not a second that I wasn't laughing
I also love how Bandi was just going alone with it
Lyinix : whatever okay BADANADA
I'm impressed that Lynix's computer didn't disconnect him or enter sleep mode while he went to get a haircut.
I like how every person that Doni trolls always gets angry but there's that one person who stays calm
How does Doni still have friends when he trolls them all the time?
0:33 we finally got another normal food.
14:43 rage really knows he messed up 🤣
My fav parts: 1:00
Fun fact: Doni really is a dirty cop like he said at the beginning. I am not a law expert, but here's my analysis
Article 1: just straight up rude
1.1. no trial (expanded further later in multiple parts)
1.2. declining phone call
1.3. insulting on the way
Article 2: probably worthy of being fired
2.1. Like @Kate B11 said "You are allowed to cross the road if there are no pedestrian lanes in a 100m or bigger distance from you." not sure which country this applies to but im too lazy to check
2.2. Sure, in the UK you don't have to read Miranda Rights, but:
2.2.1. Lynix is an American citizen, British law doesn't apply to him. You are acting as the FBI, so they should be read
2.2.1 .1. As above, US and the UK have no jurisdiction over each other, so Lynix's arrest is not allowed.
2.2.2. Doni did NOT mention any cautions that UK officers would normally mention.
2.3. Officers can't sentence prisoners, only judges can. and that is after a (sometimes quite long) trial, which brings me to article 3.
Article 3: straight up no-good
3.1. The right to a fair trial, Doni did not give this. (violation of human rights)
3.2. as mentioned in 1.3., this could in some cases be interpreted as verbal aybuse, that would probably be a crime against humanity
3.3. the FBI has no jurisdiction in the UK...
3.4. Doni did not follow what should be done by most UK officers.. obviously
Article 4: Crimes against humanity
4.1. I don't think I should even talk about this, but what Doni has done while escorting his friends to jail probably isn't all that legal
Article 5: pretending
Note: this one is pretty much invalid but in any normal case it would be illegal
5.1. Doni is, obviously, not a part of the police.. or the FBI, which as I mentioned has no jurisdiction in the UK.
Article 6: Doni's arrest of his foreign friends
6.1. As i've mentioned many times, the FBI has no jurisdiction in the UK and the UK police have no jurisdiction in the US. Lynix, Bandi, etc. are all in different countries. Since you're british, i'll say this from the pov of Britain. Well, I'm pretty sure the FBI cannot just go to the UK and arrest someone. that one made no sense but im stupid
This is just for fun, don't take it seriously
dayum man
how much free time does one have to explain which crimes are commited in a minecraft video
hehhhhhhhhhhhh
hey i dont know if you saw it but at like 15:00 doni drowns rage i also think thats not legal
@@chjaz at one point it was legal.the government did it as a form of torture called waterboarding for interrogation
I was rewatching old Doni videos and he posts a new one, my day gets better and better lol
15:29 Doni out here waterboarding Rage and committing a war crime, next episode with the police mod has him getting arrested by NATO. Lol
HAHAHAHAH that's the sound of the police
Imagine making people do crime and arresting him yourself, that’s Doni for you 😄.
And at the end when Lynix came back bald, had me laughing dead 😂
lyric
@@rxslol oops
I love how calm and polite everyone is in this vid(Except Boni dones)
Dobes*
@@vivs_.avenue I reversed it on purpose
@@MessiBetterThanRonaldoInGames yes but he said boni dobes, not boni dones. So i was correcting you.
@@vivs_.avenue Your wasting your time i reversed it up on purpose as a joke i didnt care that its dobes not dones
6:19 ah yes a police officer in creative mode just another day in this smp
"I *convinced* them to commit a crime."
*Doni isn't that a crime in itself..?*
"Grab yourselves some fish and chips"
WAIT A NON-WEIRD FOOD COMBINATION???
He never disappoints
1:57
No one:
Subtitles: WOW ITS JAY WAGON
“I need more food bruh” well that aged extremely well
As a second year law student at Harvard, I can confirm Doni speaks the truth
Same
This one was so funny, Doni. Thanks for the entertainment!
Lynix coming back bald got me laughing on the floor
Doni always makes up happy once he uplads uk its time to get some snack relax and watch
0:24 Wdym how many youtubers can i collect, they are not pokemon. bro has gone insane
Lynix straight-up went full role-play and got a prison haircut.
At 2:54 Doni was bein funny he made me crack up laughin
Becuase he said" you have the right to remain sptuid
Lets just appreciate how much effort boni dobes puts into his videos🎉😂
bandi: *gets arrested*
sketch: lmao
“u dont arrest me I arrest u.” very funny
10:30 doni framing quiff
This deserves a part 2 there is an Escaped, convict out there after all.
I can already tell that this will be so hilarious 🤣
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE bet
11:06 *enter superjail intro theme*
“IS THIS HOW ANIMALS FEEL WHEN WE DO THIS TO THEM!?!?” had me cackling for like a month😂😂
13:07 i see a button there just use that button to escape quiff
thats how
He cant place stuff
19:00 i like yo cut G
Lol
Bandi is the only one to laugh and take the jokes lol. Doesn’t hate Doni in fact he’s like bro to him. Unfortunately he still getting trolled
15:49 under arrested 😵😵😵😵
18:04 just like real FBI
I cant get enough of bald Lynix XDXDXD
Doni Bobes is the kind of guy that can pass a monkey pox test without studying.
13:45 yeah I wonder why🤔 HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA🤣
It was actually cool the fact that quip managed to escape just like all of his videos
This is the most funniest video you've ever made doni!! I can't stop laughing
15:20 water boarding
Rare sighting of doni telling us to get a normal food
I wonder how lynix got bald
11:50 I like how quiff said doo doo cuckoo 🤣
Quiff is a legend escapists
14:52 it’s not theft you gave it to him that’s like getting a dollar from someone and than you gonna play bqck
7:46 no no you dont
Doonie was water boarding rage thats a war crime
:0 sketches brother