The Ultimate Victim Hierarchy! Hilarious
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In today's video we take a look at a recent video from Matt Walsh where he explains the Victim Hierarchy! Hilarious...
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How many points did you get?
Well, applying the Common Core system really messed me up. Since I’m “just a straight, conservative, white American woman”, it’s no wonder my math didn’t add up…I’m not progressive or evolved or educated enough to play this game🤣🤣🤣
What was it? 3 for being fat? I guess I scored a three lol
well, I'm a plain old white woman. I guess I just get a 1. I shouldn't have lost a bunch of weight. I could've been a 3. sigh.
yeeeeeah uh....I got negative 6969 due to:
- White Male (yeah...off to a good start) (0)
- existing in a first world contrary (-650)
- Despite having a very rare and restricting disability, have less respect for those with disabilities due to believing that MOST play on it. (I don't want some handout from the government) (-350)
- See people based on what they look like not identify as due to having eyes (-5549)
- Bad at quick maths despite being a scientist as I can't tell the fact someone says they have 2 X chromosomes when I see 1 X and 1 drunk Y (-420)
Zero 🥴
There's math involved?....racist! 😂😂😂
😂
2 plus 2 equals 5...
@@stanleydavidlepretre4241 Their logic- who decided it is four? Maybe in someone else's "truth" it is actually five. LOL.
I need to sue my bank for discrimination. They refused to affirm me when I identified as a billionaire.
When you do..... make a video and put it on you tube!
I can't wait for the lawsuits that make precedences of these whack jobs. That means us normal people will be able to identify as millionaires, etc and win. Hurry up lawsuits!
Me too let’s join in a class action lawsuit suit.
@@FoodNerds Please add my name.
I'll join that lawsuit. How dare they tell me I'm not a billionaire
As a middle aged, married, white, Christian, father of two boys... I think I ended up with negative 70 points.
I'm overweight, but I am a straight, white, male Christian. I don't know how many points I get 😢
"Oppresser"😂
No, Democrat's have you beat. Jesus doesn't love them, only Satin does. But you're up there.
Same here with the acception that I have a few more kids, soo... do I end up with even less points?!😁. As a side note, hope your boys are doing well and making you proud. God Bless.
You forgot straight 😂
Only thing he missed is that white liberals are automatically higher than black conservatives 🙃
😂😂
Good catch
two things actually, what about 'religion'? :)
I think black conservatives are lower than white men. Black conservative men being at the very bottom then black conservative women. I would know sadly!
Yeah, I guess he missed the common sense compensation of -50.
Even Bruce Jenner is blown off when he speaks common sense
I'm transracial, transgender, transsexual, trans-religious, transfat, transdisabled, translucent and transparent. Can I get my victim card yet?
Trans fat, translucent, love it bro good job
No you need to be transferred to presidency first
Not until you translocate transatlantic in Transylvania.
Then you'll need to transcribe your transexperience in a transitory format that can be understood in a transnational manner.
but do you identify as a TABLE? (fr some people apparently DO, and they're not in prison )
not sure how youtube hasnt kicked down your door! haha
You forgot the new kids on the block -- the illegal immigrants.
They might count as ethnical, which is “bl4ck people”.
Unless they can climb the stunning and brave mountain of courage in the free world and finally realise they were born non binary , they will be stuck on tier three or four.
plot twist! we white males have been displaced from the bottom of the pyramid by the jews. every day something new 🎉
The ii’s
Oh oh you said illegal 🤨minus points for you😂
Victimhood is a great tool to remove pesky personal responsibility
This feels like a leaked training session from some woke corp.
That's really funny.
It would be a fun lark to pitch this to some corporations for their woke DEI programs. You could sell it. Probably make some money. Lol
I took one of those recently and the bad person is always white and/or male.
@@anotherlover6954Quick question: If a person becomes an ultimate victim, e.g. a black man who "transitions" into what he thinks he's a woman (and also obese and disabled), how can he/she/it be a victim when now entitled to a vast array of privileges that no one else will be given? Just curious.
@@ConservativeGrouch Because _THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX THEY ARE._ *THEY ARE VICTIMS OF CHEMICAL POISONING.*
The rest is just window-dressing and bullshit. The "trans acceptance" movement is actually the "chemical poisoning acceptance" movement being done in stealth. It's time to call that out because I, for one, am not for turning my back on victims of chemical poisoning.
Cheers
@@ConservativeGrouch How daaaaare you even ask
I identify as having multiple personalities, all of whom are descendants of slaves.... where are my twelve monthly reparations checks?
Lmaoooo 😂😅🤣
This is awesome ..but for the added bonus....they were all transgender slaves. I think that adds a 2x bonus multiplier
lose your ID and fly to mexico. then it is just a matter of taking a nice walk in the northerly direction.
@IAMSatisfied lose your ID and fly to mexico. then it is just a matter of taking a nice walk in the northerly direction.
But remember to take some cash so a Cartel member, working with the border patrol (aka, the UN) can rob you. Come on, it's how they get paid. It's in their agreement package they made with the Democrat's.
As a Black man I left the DemoKKKrat party because I am no one's victim. Or, am I oppressed.
Because you are Black and I'm crippled, I won't give you thumbs up. 🙋♂👀 ..
I mean vote for whoever you want we're both getting screwed either way buddy
Democrap🙂glad to have you with us👍🏼🇺🇸they only have victims on the Democrap party, the conservatives have no victims, we are all equal in the eyes of each other and our father in heaven 🥳🥰✝️
Well done sir! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤩
I’m a white woman but I just had to pay a lot of money for a transmission. Does this count? I feel like a victim… I would like some reparations.
Yeah, you should get credit for the trans in transmission.
Of course, how you feel is all that matters. Forget about the facts.
😂😂😂😂😂🎉
I mean we used to call an auto transmission a “tranny” and that used to also be a derogatory term for transgender so I think that having to pay for your transmission should get at least a half a point.
It won’t move you up the ladder, but your still higher than me and I’m pretty sure my lifestyle and voting choices mean that additional points need to be deducted so I may be at like a negative 12 or so.
Perhaps you were driving your vehicle like a black man in a white bronco that's why your transmission is bad lol
Can I be a double-trans? (a man who identifies as a woman who identifies as a man). That should be 140 points.
I’m pretty sure that’s gender fluid which is 150 points
Lmaoooo 😂
By extension, you have used this quantum physical theory to logically prove that infinity, that is black holes, exist!
Infinite XP glitch.
Now that's just twisted. No cheating.
A pyramid! I knew the Illuminati was behind this. 😂😂😂
They are. As soon as pthalates were invented in the 1930's they knew they mimicked estrogen. All wars are fought against men. This one was waged in secret.
L0L 🤣
Back in the 80's my mother was high up in the ranks at a medical research hospital and said to me "in the future if you want to get ahead you will need to be a black women with a Hispanic surname". decades later I see she was on the right path but hadn't yet encountered the full extent it would be taken.
I used to say years back that the worst cops to be pulled over by were black female overweight lesbian converts to 'Judaism'. It was a joke, but.
Bloody hell! What did they know back then? My mum told me I would get furthest in life if I turned muslim and lesbian, and married an ethnic surname 🤣
I listen to old-school punk music. They were dead on accurate about what's happening today. Smut Peddlers and The Dead Kennedy's were VERY on point.
A relative back in 2000 told me I should state L to gain promotion in the education field.
@@stephenthomas1492I'm a huge Dead K fan, but I don't think Jello saw this coming
Someone should create a board game with that logic. 🤣🤣🤣
I might be able to prompt ChatGPT make up code for that!
But I would have to put in a cannibal also, somehow. As a bonus point for the mentally disabled making them up, perhaps?
@@bjorntorlarsson An a T card that works like a jail-free card in Monopoly. 😂😂😂
I’m on it. No really. I’m on it.
I'd like to remind, that logic and math is rasist.
Just like in the case of the Nashville shooter. Somehow, she was the true victim. These people are sick.
He forgot two groups.
Ethnic-religious groups.
One starts with M the other with J.
You can't even talk about them, so protected and sacred they are to the Left/communists.
Unless your a college kid supporting the country that starts with Pale
You mean the religion of peace and the religion that runs Hollywood and and porn industry? Yes, those we don’t speak of.
@@hmb1225 They've been stomped on if you compare their campus stuff to the Ee El Em unpleasantness years ago.
How dare you. J/k 😂
Not quite sure how Matt Walsh delivered that with a straight face I was rolling on the floor laughing!
Exactly!
He completely left out a very important point!
He forgot to note one of the greatest ways to lose points.
That is, if you are a black man but come out with strong conservative political views, you can lose so many points that you can end up several points below the average white man.
ORRR a black trans women who dares to stands with conservatives. 🤪
Yes he forgot to add the “ political beliefs” and he forgot “ Christian”
"That's how you get a job on The View" 🤣😆🤣
Any chance that the DW could make some sort of board/card game out of this? "The Victim Game"
We’re living it
I think they should sell it.
Oh, man, I love that!!!
Market it right away!!!
Brilliant idea what. Someone needs to put this together. I’d crowd source it.
Violate a woman in a women’s only rest room whilst wearing lipstick = get out of jail free card.
Never once did I hear anything about old people. 😂
Maybe that counts as disabled? 🤷♂️
Excellent point. I think older people are below white women and men - the *actual base* of the pyramid.
They have the most knowledge, experience and wisdom, the most to offer, and the most recent generations have been brainwashed to hate them and blame them for their faux ‘oppression’ and their perceived wrongs of the world.
It’s tptb making sure that knowledge and experience can’t combine with the power and energy of our youth to create a world where tptb evil cannot flourish.
Everything bad in our society, every crack and rent appearing can be traced back to the wef, agenda 2030 and their desire for a completely controlled and oppressed people.
Me, too, and I'm offended. Does that count for any points?
-1. Everyone shits on old people, like whit men.
The age is relative, as it also is subject to indentifying😂😂😂
The advantage of the T is that anyone can become a T. You only have to identify as one.
So if you want to climb the ladder, just become a T.
That's probably why so many people from the lowest steps of the pyramid decide to become Ts nowadays.
True haha. Completely unearned because of feelings.
T power comes from whites and jews in power that promotes bad behaviour but only in white created countries
But the disadvantage is they are chemically poisoned. The social contagion crowd, of course, is another story. But the real trans is real and it's caused by chemical poisoning.
They don't seem to need any type of surgery, makeup, or even to shave now - so I think ALL men, EVERYWHERE should collectively claim to be trans. End this nonsense.
So, I need to gain 100lbs , get into a wheelchair, become transgender, then I can get out from the bottom 2nd tier 🤔
More truthful than the food pyramid.
I identify as a hockey puck. Black, hard and fast.
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Best comment of the month
I identify as a conspiracy theorist and my pronouns are "I told you so"....
The pyramid should be flipped to count for real victims
Who are...🤔
@@williambenner701 white men
Christians unight and not allow this it would go away
The real victims here…. All those who have yet to discover JP.
Nah. Years ago when they started releasing felons early from prison, and coddling criminals - the governments’ attitude was “(real) victims he damned.”
I'm a victim, send money, hurry
I think I’ll stay where I’m at. 😂
Yep, same here. All the way at the bottom of the bottom. A Christian White Man.
As a middle aged white woman, I wonder daily if I will live long enough to see sanity return to the West. It's not looking good, I must say.
Well done Matt Walsh. The victim hierarchy has never been documented in listed chart form until you did it. What a service to sanity.
Where does an athletic, straight, white, male, Catholic, Southern, conservative, mechanical engineer land on the pyramid?
(The catacomb?)🎉
They want to erase all those qualities in MEN.😢
Be careful, I don’t think you’re allowed to speak
Im pretty sure that is somewhere in the ballpark of -1,000,000 ... If your not careful one of these leftists will scream at you for hours about it...
So sad. The pyramid doesn't even acknowledge that you exist! How's that fair?
You're under the pyramid 😅
The Progressive Stack.
My new shirt is going to say..... I am everything you have. Nightmares over. The list will say I am a white straight male, Believe in God, vote for Trump, love guns, hunt and eat meat, Go to the gym regularly, treat biological women with respect, Believe in America first, our constitution and Bill of Rights.
Put me in for one. 😂😂😂😂
Yessss!
Pls
Gasp! How DARE you?!! Ive never BEEN so offended and victimized! I need to go find re-affirmation and my safe space from those hateful words i had to read😢
Amen!
He kinda missed demon possessed. Oh no, he didn’t! That’s there under “T”!
😃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've always followed my grandfather's advice, "Don't be a victim, make other people victims."
Or you could just not be a victim.
Nice! +2 for me but -2 because I asked the government to remove my official disability title.
You get a -2 x 2= -4 victim points
@@CptDallas dang! I guess Learning to walk again isn’t my biggest oppressor after all! 😂
Technically I'm at +3. I don't tell anyone about 2 of the points because my disability is invisible. I would hide the fact that I'm female but I'm not a T. I just want to know I earned what I got!
This is what kids will be learning in math class in a couple of years
I am very proud to have zero points.
Me, too! Congratulations to us! 🎉💃🥂
Um how? The victim points are applied from the outside so you can't veto yourself out of them
Obviously, this pyramid is missing a certain group.
A distinct lack of small hats, there.
in today's world, being inconvenienced is now synonymous with being victimized. Lord help us all.
Does that mean I get points if I make a Drs. appointment at 9 am and don't get in til 10 ?
Bonus points for politics and feelings?
bonus points for how much children you recruit
Bonus points for evading facts, common sense and personal responsibility?
Only the ones close to the bottom can build and maintain a society, a safe desirable society
Nuclear luggage thief… 😂😂😂😂
"I'm a victim. You're a victim. He's a victim. She's a victim. Wouldn't you like to be a victim too?"
Name that tune.
Haha, the old Dr P song ❤❤❤
You're basically colonizing them by restricting their T multiplier to 10. HOW. DARE. YOU?!?!?!
What about the group that is sooo victimised that no one can even mention their name?
What about cannibals? They were one of the most famous oppressed indigenous tribes in history.
Yeah, what about us?
Nope they are off the list! Those SOBs ate Potato Joe's uncle.
That's it,the new diversity. Cannibalism goes along with necrophilia. This is the obvious next evil you must tolerate and include.
+ 3 points for eating Joe bidens uncle
Be careful, you might get placed in a category similar to Bidumb having an uncle eaten by cannibals.
This has the feeling of a pyramid from some multilevel marketing scheme, but with a lot more intolerance, bigotry and activism.
It's literally a rip-off of the food pyramid from the government. The largest MLM company.
@@MamaMOB as well as the largest monopoly.
As a disabled person I am so fecking impressed by the speed at which the Trans-agenda was implemented. Gotta give them credit.
So when a black kid steals a white woman's car, who is the victim? 🤔
Whomever has the darker skin color is the "victim"
Black kid - he got chased by the police and perhaps even imprisoned which multiplies his trauma.
The car
The white woman 😹
The victimhood contest is so beautiful to watch, I love it. Alphabet people always winning!!!
There is a glaring omission from the top of that list
The individual
Logical science to explain insanity. Genius
I used to say we are slowly driving ourselves crazy...... but we have arrived
I knew they would be at the top. 🤷♀️
Your biceps man.
Dayum, looking good 😉
And I'm loving your reactions to Walsh's humour 😁
As a disabled single parent I'm offended and victimised by the fact that we don't have a category.
As a disabled person I accept that many people with disabilities have unseen kinds by other such immune disorders or neurological or psychological etc.
So yes disabilities can diffferent from just the ones seen such people in wheelchairs, or mobility disorders,the blind, the deaf etc. But then there are people who make up problem to take up advantage of the few things that disabled people have to make life on an equal level field.
I guess it's to the advantage of the powerful to convince as many people as possible they're a powerless victim.... Also I heard this the other day and I resonate w it.... I identify as a conspiracy theorist and my pronouns are "I told you so" lol
Riley Freeman: I can't wait for people to start hating, I can't wait!
Huey Freeman: So you judge your success by the amount of ill will you generate from those around you?
Riley Freeman: Hey, if people aren't mad at you, you're doing something wrong.
Huey Freeman: By that definition then, you have a very bright future.
Sad but so True, Hilarious!
This is my favourite video of his.
OK !-......-ONE OF THE BEST !!----EVER !!.....you done it.Magnificent
Please keep this gem posted ,forever .
great show and FACT!
Since I left DW I truly miss Matt Walsh. Thanks for this reminder of his genius.
My bank refuses to as confirm and affirm that I am a billionaire so obviously 🙄 I’m going to have to sue!
So what your saying is if I identify as a T, I could get $20/hr working at fast food restaurant. Damn, I need need to get me a wig.
As some others have pointed out, there are more victim levels that weren't noted. Those are the "minuses". They lose points instead of gaining them. For example, there are "conservatives" and "the religious". Each of those lose a point. So a white man who is conservative would be -1... a white woman who is religious is 0. A white man who is both relifious and conservative is -2.
But there also is a multiplier, depending upon how high on the pyramid one would be based on one's other characteristics... so a black man who is conservative is -1 X 3 = -3. A black woman who is conservative would be -1 X 4 = -4.
However, these multipliers also can work the other way... for example a black man who also claims to be religious is a +2 X 3 = +6 (picture the Rev. Al Sharpton).
This explains everything in the liberal multiverse! We have a food pyramid that ranks Cherrios as the perfect food... we have Egyptian pyramids that promise eternal life... now the victim pyramid brings us TRUTH (and a great deal of sadness that it has come to this 😮).
What about the furries? They seem to be an up and coming contender; where do they fit in? 😂
Finally! Now I know what to be in order to reach ultimate victimhood and blame everyone else for my problems instead of doing crap! 🎉
This guy is a Treasure!
This is one of my favorite Matt Walsh videos! 😂 I've already seen it several times, and now, I'm seeing it again thru JP! 😂😂
Talk about a pyramid scheme l😮
Brilliant!
Just remember that being a conservative is -70 points and being a moderate is -35 points.
I’m a moderate conservative. Minus 105.
Dr Phil needs to see this 😂
Damn, I'm all the way at the bottom. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Yes, but looking at the bright side. You have lots of company! 😆
Hope that desk is holding up, the way JP was smashing it. 😄
I AM A VICTIM TO THE 10TH Degree!...meaning I can now turn around and victimize somebody else! Lol
What about being a victim of ultra insane wokism 24/7 ... that alone is at least worth 1000 points
Matt just killed it with this one. That 💩 was funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Matt is brilliant here…as usual. Way to go JP 👌
I Identify as Viking
I owe all of you reparations
Come get it
Your ancestors were as cowardly as any of us, cool lore though
Nailed it!!!!!!!!100PERCENT
Ironically, this "pyramid" should be upside down as far as contributions to society, both past and present.
🙋🏻♀️ JP very disappointed you canceled your upcoming show at Charlie goodnight's in Raleigh North Carolina! I was so looking forward to meeting you!
Too many liberals there or something?😂
Love what you stand for ✌❤🙏
what the hell is with all the OF bots posting here?
Miserable looking for attention. Their pics look like something a catfish bloke would use.
I report them and mark as porn and they go bye bye
All of this makes my head spin.
Where is that damn ASTEROID!? 💥
According to this pyramid, that makes Mike Obama unbeatable! 😳
I know Matt can’t add Jewish people on the list cause his bosses would fire him like Candace.
Muslims are far worse.
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Because Jews are real victims for millennia
Matt disagrees vehemently with Ben on many issues, particularly Israel. Unfortunately, Mrs. Farmer was putting out some pretty wacky ideas, things that did not go along with what the DW stood for. They decided they didn’t want to pay for that. They’re the employer, she is the employee. She pushed hard and got what she wanted. She trends more often than anyone else these days. Isn’t that interesting?
Ben Shapiro has entered a formal protest for not including the Jewish people
Jews are white according to the Left. If anything, that takes away a point for them and Christians. Being Muslim adds a point.
Much appreciated for the loving regards you've shared, for our dear brother Matt!
Love the video, keep spreading the truths
I’m a white middle aged straight man. Not a victim.
Thank goodness there are still sane people! This is awesome and so funny!
This is pure genius. Bravo!
Thank you.
JP's got the fire and smoke beard going on
Thank you sir. Or ma’am. 😂
Matt is a genius, I have seen his stuff. LOVE IT