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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @NateKennard
    @NateKennard Год назад +10841

    Calling half a roast “table scraps” is mind boggling. Honey that’s called tomorrows dinner

    • @demetriam2408
      @demetriam2408 Год назад +772

      That's enough for two, maybe three, dinners even. That's a lot of meat!

    • @GenderedMess
      @GenderedMess Год назад +852

      I bet she was raised rich whilst he probably had some sort of food insecurity and/or raised in a family that used up all of the leftovers. Because I seriously can't find a valid reason for Half a roast equalling to 'table scraps'.

    • @lchoi9955
      @lchoi9955 Год назад +495

      Also, didnt she say raw onion?! That is a toxin for dogs. Woman is crazy.

    • @MrBevoRules
      @MrBevoRules Год назад +291

      That story made me way too upset. How freaking entitled or oblivious can a person be?!

    • @SabsWhyTho
      @SabsWhyTho Год назад +138

      It would be mind boggling if that's what they did, but it isn't. Half was left, and they took a quarter, so that's an eighth of the roast, and they ate half just the two of them, so that really isn't much. She should have asked first but he's a weirdo.

  • @CMJDT
    @CMJDT Год назад +4062

    You can tell Courtney has had full length convos with cats before with how good the angry cat sound was that they did.

    • @vivimay3586
      @vivimay3586 Год назад +222

      Finally!!!! I was waiting for someone to comment on this!!!! They were so good at the impression I almost thought they added some kind of cat noises to the convo, lol.

    • @yoojeebee
      @yoojeebee Год назад +59

      right that was crazy 😭😭

    • @AlsoGerardo
      @AlsoGerardo Год назад +74

      They are a proud parent of two cats so I’m sure they have plenty of experience hearing and interacting with a angry meowing cat 😂

    • @Kat_kitty_katkat
      @Kat_kitty_katkat Год назад +67

      THAT WAS COURTNEY?!?!? I thought it was an actual cat audio they added 😹

    • @bonniea8189
      @bonniea8189 11 месяцев назад +17

      I was waiting for that spot in the video and was shocked at how realistic the sound was.

  • @Msmeowww
    @Msmeowww Год назад +11110

    Shayne being the jock of Smosh and yet being continuously mocked by Angela for being a nerd is hilarious

    • @Aesos3429
      @Aesos3429 Год назад +810

      Even more hilarious since she’s a theatre kid too

    • @kaitlyndiep9526
      @kaitlyndiep9526 Год назад +40

      @@Aesos3429 hahaha

    • @lejluminati4832
      @lejluminati4832 Год назад +240

      the oscar wilde joke... marry me, shayne. were soulmates. i know everyone says that but i have many leatherbound books.

    • @oriondourden
      @oriondourden Год назад +113

      I was all in on the Dorian Grey joke.

    • @zaraheart
      @zaraheart Год назад +14

      I mean, people can be many things lol
      Why do yall always have to label everything? Like you think people can only be one thing. There is no gray area, everything is always black and white with you people.

  • @zarkaun96
    @zarkaun96 11 месяцев назад +1912

    Courtney saying that she says "Potty" for going pee and "Using the restroom" for poop has my dying of laughter. MY SIDES

    • @QUEERVEEART
      @QUEERVEEART 10 месяцев назад +63

      the TONE shift cracked me up XD

    • @margauxcy
      @margauxcy 6 месяцев назад +19

      It's so real though, I didn't realize I did that until my mom pointed it out to me a few years ago 😭 I did it completely subconsciously

    • @n7meg
      @n7meg 4 месяца назад +9

      I've been around all my young nieces and nephews, and of course a lot of puppies because of work. I do this ALL the time and never realized until my boss joked about it. Worked out tho, since me doing it influenced her and my coworkers 😂

  • @Xiatter
    @Xiatter Год назад +4274

    The employee who called the manipulative tipper out right in front of the woman he was with is an absolute hero.

    • @twaceyloo
      @twaceyloo Год назад +23

      At first she said $100 bill then said it was a credit card tip.

    • @shannaclankie184
      @shannaclankie184 Год назад +28

      ​@@twaceyloothe total was $280...something. I'm not sure before or after the tip.

    • @tss3393
      @tss3393 Год назад +81

      ​@@shannaclankie184 Either way, dropping it down to $20 is a dick move. Give this waitress a standing ovation!

    • @rawritsataco
      @rawritsataco Год назад +9

      LEGEND

    • @ripped181
      @ripped181 Год назад +3

      A luminary champion.

  • @InquisitorLavellan
    @InquisitorLavellan Год назад +1977

    The younger sister/older brother dynamic between shayne and angela is hilarious. The oscar wilde joke and her making fun of him killed me.

    • @perrinsparkles
      @perrinsparkles Год назад +32

      Same. I love them together. These 3 together for Reddit stories was a great combo lol

    • @tickledtoffee
      @tickledtoffee Год назад +23

      that's so true! And I loved the Oscar Wilde joke 😂

    • @csn583
      @csn583 9 дней назад

      Just bought Dorian Grey printed on black paper (Monochrome Books) as a gift, I feel targeted. 😅

  • @resir9807
    @resir9807 Год назад +8095

    The guy who baby talks needs to get a dog. I channel all my baby talk into my dog, to the immense relief of my family. He totally digs it

    • @Vitasaurus
      @Vitasaurus Год назад +435

      I talk to my little yorkie boy like he's a full dude ngl

    • @LivingGuy484
      @LivingGuy484 Год назад +161

      Oh, oh no... This comment made me realize that I also baby talk with my pets 😂

    • @angelanolan1585
      @angelanolan1585 Год назад +49

      Omg, you've talked to adults in baby talk before that they're relieved you channel it onto your dog? Like, I can do weird things too but I do not understand what makes an adult talk baby talk to other adults.

    • @resir9807
      @resir9807 Год назад +167

      @@Vitasaurus "Yooo whassup dog" - long and elaborate handshake ensues

    • @resir9807
      @resir9807 Год назад +80

      @@angelanolan1585 No not adults but my baby brother, who is now more of a teenager than a baby. Can't fathom baby talking an adult either

  • @alexyrodriguezLA
    @alexyrodriguezLA 8 месяцев назад +2444

    13:24 Courtney saying, "WE have art". Implying the way Shayne and her decorate their place😭🥹 WHY DIDNT I CATCH THIS BEFORE!!!
    Congrats to the newlyweds!!!!🎉❤

    • @rileyallen152
      @rileyallen152 8 месяцев назад +221

      i was literally scrolling through the comments to see if anyone came back to this video and caught that! :)

    • @Paige_pg
      @Paige_pg 8 месяцев назад +19

      Wait are they actually together or is this just a funny thing you caught...

    • @alexyrodriguezLA
      @alexyrodriguezLA 8 месяцев назад +102

      @@Paige_pg yesssss, they got married on the 29th of March 🥳

    • @Little_phoenix1411
      @Little_phoenix1411 8 месяцев назад +22

      bro i screamed!!!!

    • @Paige_pg
      @Paige_pg 8 месяцев назад +36

      @@alexyrodriguezLA I DIDNT KNOW THAT BUT IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY!! they are my favorites

  • @CrankyNovelist7335
    @CrankyNovelist7335 Год назад +3677

    When OP said cat obsession, I thought he meant his girlfriend had 20 cats and an excessive amount of cat decor. She doesn't though. She has one cat. They've been together for 10 years. He described a perfect normal pet relationship. The cat is a part of the family.
    I work with cats through my job and have met cat obsessive people who are genuinely obsessed with their cats. His girlfriend is definitely not one of those people. Putting my pet with the luggage would also be a big no for me, regardless if they're elderly or not. Pets have died in there.

    • @alisharahman2709
      @alisharahman2709 Год назад +243

      I havent had my cat a year yet, haven't travelled with him either and the idea of cat with luggage is absolutely crazy. Living thing, fragile thing. it's like putting a toddler with the luggage. Yes cats are more capable and independent than a toddler but it's a tiny living thing wtf how could u put it with LUGGAGE

    • @ArtByZac
      @ArtByZac Год назад +261

      Also him not understanding that a 10 year old cat *is* a geriatric cat and that stress can kill them at that age is a HUGE red flag. My cat is 15 and if anything happened to him I’d be crushed. We got him when I was 8 and he’s part of the family.

    • @StevieMcKenna10
      @StevieMcKenna10 Год назад +155

      Fr bro is jealous of a cat..that's sad 😭

    • @brynna8619
      @brynna8619 Год назад +140

      Also if a cat is hiding and that's not their normal PLEASE call your vet!! Cats behavior absolutely changes when something is wrong

    • @spencerlively3049
      @spencerlively3049 Год назад

      @@alisharahman2709 i recently moved with my cat from the bay area to DC and back for a summer internship and let me tell you: flying with pets is EXPENSIVE. My ticket was like $150-175 one-way. To get my cat one-way was >$300 after getting them screened by a vet, their ticket, the cost to bring them as carry-on baggage (despite the pet already having their own ticket...) and all the specific equipment the airlines require to bring them with you into the cabin (such as a specific type of carrier and clip-on food/water bowl for the carrier).
      My cat did surprisingly well with me in the cabin. However, I originally was planning to put him in cargo because 1) domestic flights are MUCH safer for pets than international flights, 2) i did my research and made sure my airline was safe, 3) my travel time was relatively short and 4) he is very loud and i was concerned about how that would impact the other passengers also 5) cargo is significantly less expensive than cabin. Ultimately I think pet owners that have invested that much time, effort, and money to figure out all of these obscure details clearly care about their pets and should be given some grace because we don't know their full situation such as how their pet behaves when travelling, or the options they actually have.

  • @giolarocca
    @giolarocca Год назад +4925

    39:24 OP: My girlfriend has a crazy cat obsession!!! *proceeds to describe completely common cat owner behaviour*

    • @Hannahgs
      @Hannahgs Год назад +379

      People will label like anyone that owns a cat as a crazy cat person lol I don’t understand why only cat people get labeled crazy cause pet owners in general will do some cringe shit with their pets it’s not cat exclusive

    • @ettinakitten5047
      @ettinakitten5047 Год назад +271

      @@Hannahgs If she had a dog, I bet she could do all of those same things without him questioning her sanity.

    • @tcullen2283
      @tcullen2283 11 месяцев назад +171

      ​​@@ettinakitten5047literally my first thought. No one bats an eye if a dog sleeps in your bed, eats at the same time as you, goes for walks, etc. But because it's with a cat now it's weird?

    • @zaraheart
      @zaraheart 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@Hannahgs It’s the same with many many other things too. Racial, cultural, etc. and I bet everyone commenting is guilty of doing the same exact thing, just a different topic. Just giving a different perspective. This happens with all topics, not just people with cats. Like a stereotype..

    • @Hannahgs
      @Hannahgs 11 месяцев назад +28

      @@zaraheart …ok?

  • @gen3r4lmills51
    @gen3r4lmills51 Год назад +9052

    Shayne bringing up the fact that many people inadvertently connect physically unattractive traits to conventionally awful people, was so unexpected and heartwarming. We need to deconstruct this way of thinking and just learn to say when people are ugly in the hearts than anywhere else that doesn’t matter

    • @Gya..
      @Gya.. Год назад +204

      Yes! I feel that in many ways. Though, I have no problem making fun of Trump's tuft of hair or his tanning bed accident of a skin complexion.

    • @siiri8902
      @siiri8902 Год назад +229

      Yeah, and that kind of sentiment is so common too! Like I see the "this is how you age when you're unproblematic" statement about young-looking celebrities all the time, and I understand that it's supposed to be lighthearted, but I just don't think that connecting wrinkles and other signs of physical aging to being a bad person is a good idea. People "age well" because of genetics and because they're rich enough to afford cosmetic procedures and expensive skincare, not because they're "unproblematic".

    • @baydiac
      @baydiac Год назад +107

      @@Gya..That's pretty valid since those kinds of criticisms are 1. things they can control 2. their choice (read: fault)
      If your hair is thinning and you try to bleach it platinum, the result is on you and fair game. If you abuse tanning spray salons to the point that you're an oompa loompa that's fair game.
      The fact that this is his consistent appearance means it wasn't a tragic accident or something gone wrong that he fixed two months later. He *_prefers_* to look like some unfortunate child at their local halloween hayride put a red tie on a pumpkin-faced scarecrow, causing it to come to life Frosty the Snowman style.
      Knocking someone's conscious decision >>>>> insulting a physical feature they can't change.

    • @felixhenson9926
      @felixhenson9926 Год назад +95

      It's often also ableist, like often deformities or whatever are included as part of this.

    • @Gya..
      @Gya.. Год назад +14

      @@baydiac oompa-loompa 😆

  • @alexandraglenn4875
    @alexandraglenn4875 8 месяцев назад +542

    1:09:10 “We should go on a cruise and bring our cats.” !!!!! We really were all blind (and deaf)

    • @awhellyeah12
      @awhellyeah12 7 месяцев назад +23

      How did we miss this

    • @dothedo3667
      @dothedo3667 3 месяца назад

      What does this mean?

    • @poofballoon
      @poofballoon 3 месяца назад +13

      ​@@dothedo3667 Courtney and Shayne got married in secret this year and announced it on April Fool's. They have cats together.

    • @smartypantspod
      @smartypantspod 3 месяца назад

      I’m relistening and jumped in the comments to say this! Crazy stuff

    • @emma-leejacobi3962
      @emma-leejacobi3962 3 месяца назад +15

      And the, 'we have artwork on our walls'

  • @jumansanduman5560
    @jumansanduman5560 Год назад +2447

    For the third story with the dog and table scraps, the fact that in THE SIMS when you are a guest at someone else's house, they get upset when you go through their refrigerator and tell you how wrong it is 🤣

    • @MelissaWillard-w3u
      @MelissaWillard-w3u Год назад +140

      Why didn't she bring food for her own dog?

    • @HouseMDaddict
      @HouseMDaddict 11 месяцев назад +60

      Haha yes! Or use their shower or try to sleep in their bed.

    • @samalvarez8776
      @samalvarez8776 9 месяцев назад +32

      Thing is, those Sims neighbors will hop on your computer or go through your things 😂

    • @amei_pa
      @amei_pa 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@samalvarez8776The sims has interesting dynamics to say the least

    • @EthanEdwards23
      @EthanEdwards23 5 месяцев назад +17

      Yooooo that shit was crazyyyyy!!! I canNOT believe she just took half of a fkn roast and fed it to her dog w/out asking her bf, just thought it was fine. Like who thinks like that?!?! That’s so much money you’re taking for dog food and a waste especially that could be a few days of meals

  • @emyherrera
    @emyherrera Год назад +623

    I loved Shayne’s Dorian Grey joke but what made me laugh the hardest was that I knew immediately it was gonna bomb. Plus the threat not to include Angela in the next snipper chess was perfect.

    • @Sol-thefirst
      @Sol-thefirst Месяц назад +2

      Angela bullying him about it is one of my favourite bits lmao

    • @sheilapohn7220
      @sheilapohn7220 18 дней назад

      I loved that both Angels and Court are like “huh?“. I got it immediately and appreciated it.

    • @csn583
      @csn583 9 дней назад

      ✂️♟️

  • @Wanshkl
    @Wanshkl Год назад +1210

    7yrs in a relationship, me and my boyfriend still ask each other before taking anything off of each other's plates. Not about being greedy with the food but about the respect to ask before taking.

    • @mirofeya
      @mirofeya Год назад +80

      18 years married. I still ask my husband about finishing the bottle of juice or any big dish from the fridge.

    • @plutopepsi578
      @plutopepsi578 Год назад +11

      The only people I don’t ask is my parents but if I’m taking more than a fry or two I ask them too

    • @fredrikaKH
      @fredrikaKH Год назад +12

      2months in a relationship. I ask or sometimes I will slowly reach my hand for the food in a playful way and if he stops me I won’t take his food.

    • @ellabiddy4741
      @ellabiddy4741 Год назад +5

      Same 3yrs in and we still ask, and we’re long distance so when we’re at each other’s places we ask if we can have things from the other’s pantry/fridge

    • @eevesjunkyard
      @eevesjunkyard Год назад +6

      5 years here and we both still ask the other if they want the last of anything in the fridge and never take off each others plate unless the other offers. We both feel it's rude, so definitely relate

  • @teabugwriter88
    @teabugwriter88 8 месяцев назад +131

    Something I noticed watching this is just how intently Courtney listens to people. You can tell that they are just so genuinely invested in everything being said and listening to all sides. Another reason added to the list of why I adore them!

  • @ahbeedissette
    @ahbeedissette Год назад +3856

    Shayne, I appreciate the “Picture of Dorian Gray” joke 🫶

    • @altairevaldes810
      @altairevaldes810 Год назад +163

      Same! It was great timing and all, but anyone not getting it was painful :(

    • @jaweiss34
      @jaweiss34 Год назад +119

      Same! I thought it was a great joke and I understood it even before he had to explain it lol. His having to explain it was kind of rough. Dorian Grey is a well-known story I was surprised at Courtney and Angela's response

    • @shannonfallon668
      @shannonfallon668 Год назад +66

      Same! I felt bad for him that he basically got made fun of for it. Whatever your interests are, they're valid!

    • @soyitiel
      @soyitiel Год назад +98

      In the words of Tommy, Shayne’s “a big, big guy who reads, and Tommy’s a big, stupid idiot who hasn’t picked up a book in a literal decade. He actually wrote that”

    • @ChronicEVL
      @ChronicEVL Год назад +27

      Oh I came to the comments to make sure it wasn't just me lol my people! 😂

  • @pallyjaius
    @pallyjaius Год назад +877

    Can't get over Shayne clapping back at Angela, with denying her a spot at the next Sniper Chess. Only for her to reply with genuine fear and anger "Hey! Don't joke like that!"

    • @Cynxos
      @Cynxos Год назад +5

      Tbf, her initial reaction was basically a "Lmao who asked" kind of deal that adds nothing and only serves to diminish his joke. The clapback was more than deserved.

    • @dollienan
      @dollienan Год назад +1

      Time stamp?

    • @UnBesoDeCristal
      @UnBesoDeCristal Год назад +37

      ​@@CynxosIt was actually really funny since it made the reference into an actual joke lol, also shayne was laughing as well

    • @J.Blazer
      @J.Blazer 9 месяцев назад +9

      Also she was, in fact, in Sniper Chess Part 2, and seemingly knows how to play chess even less than before

    • @jiktik76
      @jiktik76 6 месяцев назад +12

      ​@Cynxos you obviously don't understand their dynamic on screen if you truly believe she was trying to "diminish his joke"

  • @jones4106
    @jones4106 Год назад +1033

    Okay but WOAH at around 48:30 Courtney's impression of an incredibly upset cat is insanely good. Someone get her on Make Some Noise. Honestly, I just wanna see everyone on the smosh cast on different dropout shows.

    • @paulchavez3039
      @paulchavez3039 Год назад +38

      It was scary good 😂

    • @IguanaMom
      @IguanaMom Год назад +15

      It was very good.

    • @blairlucid
      @blairlucid Год назад +45

      I came to say the same thing. 10/10 cat impression, had to rewind and listen multiple times.

    • @SaralisaL
      @SaralisaL Год назад +33

      I was only listening and seriously thought they used a sound bite lol

    • @paigegill1251
      @paigegill1251 Год назад +4

      Was looking for this comment. Thought it was a sound effect lmaooo

  • @Monmon_255
    @Monmon_255 8 месяцев назад +870

    3:55 asking your soon to be wife "could you date someone who baby talks?" is fucking funny 😂

    • @catblog7333
      @catblog7333 5 месяцев назад +33

      I was gonna say that 😂 He was asking for himself lmao

    • @outsideaglass
      @outsideaglass 4 месяца назад +24

      And then he proceeds to spend most of the rest of the episode baby talking with his callbacks 😂😂😂

  • @juliaborden
    @juliaborden Год назад +640

    As a classics lover … Shayne I appreciated your picture of dorian gray joke. But Angela’s roast was hilarious 😭

    • @thicccboyyy_
      @thicccboyyy_ Год назад +5

      I know! I felt so proud getting the reference 😁

  • @User-yu8er
    @User-yu8er Год назад +2018

    If she's making size jokes about her boyfriend in front of him and a bunch of strangers, I can't imagine the kind of jokes she's making about him behind his back to her friends.

    • @davidprince6877
      @davidprince6877 Год назад +144

      There's a part of me that thought maybe in front of strangers you won't see again was the best place, but they had friends on the cruise she ended up staying with, so it was really the worst of both worlds.

    • @DragonbornMike-ym2er
      @DragonbornMike-ym2er Год назад +28

      I didn't even think about that, but yeah. If she'll say this in front of all these people who they're stuck with for the remainder of the cruise. Then what is she saying to her friends/family in private? Just so damn gross.

    • @WookieWoman
      @WookieWoman Год назад +36

      I had an ex with a very small... man part. I never once mentioned it at all until this post and we broke up over 10 years ago.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 Год назад +6

      Oh yeah she's workshoping that one

    • @scottcampbell1635
      @scottcampbell1635 Год назад

      @@WookieWomanwas that why you broke up? Or part of it?

  • @gbarr999
    @gbarr999 Год назад +685

    When you’re so deep into Smosh that you KNEW Shayne was going to say Mary-Kate Ashley poster was his worst gift ever

    • @braidij7598
      @braidij7598 Год назад +107

      Same. I was waiting for Courtney to mention the ex boyfriend who got HIS hair cut as a gift to her

    • @kittykahdy
      @kittykahdy Год назад +12

      lol I heard mary kate and ashley toaster and was like, well you can still use that.

    • @devilsdeckofcards
      @devilsdeckofcards 29 дней назад

      for some reason the name ‘Mary-Kate’ icks me, similar to the character “anna-kat” in one of the older sitcom family shows that resurfaced (and is mostly covered of family abuse)

  • @peoswriter1
    @peoswriter1 7 месяцев назад +89

    Whoa! Courtney’s “warning meow” impression is spot-on!

    • @JunkRatt1985
      @JunkRatt1985 4 месяца назад +2

      if i wasn't looking at my screen i would've thought it was an actual cat 😂

    • @tyxavier2769
      @tyxavier2769 14 дней назад

      I was hoping to find someone say this!!! Lol. It was INCREDIBLE!

  • @melissek4178
    @melissek4178 Год назад +758

    Shayne is the only one who should read reddits. The delivery is always amazing.
    But the input, jokes, thoughts from Angela and Courtney are also critical.

  • @persaunna
    @persaunna Год назад +1638

    He was JEALOUS of a cat, and rather than admit to that, he tried to frame it as a problem SHE had. And she literally said the cat was her lifeline during darker days, which he dismissed. She gave a boundary he couldn't respect and gave her an ultimatum. Glad she stuck to her boundary.

    • @leefi1
      @leefi1 Год назад +60

      I worked as a Butler for a mega-wealthy couple. She had just written a book about empowering women to use their 'feminine force'. She had a highly over-bred small dog who didn't thrive because of her regular long term travel. So we, the two Butlers, had to keep the dog happy and healthy. The senior Butler warned me to not get too close to the dog because if the dog had any preference for either of us, we'd be fired. This famous woman was promoting women's strength and power while being jealous of her dog's affections!

    • @i.shuuya3231
      @i.shuuya3231 Год назад +20

      Some people genuinely develop unhealthy bonds with their pets though. But I'm pretty sure that has something to do with personality traits/disorders and anxiety, rather than it being exclusively related to pets.

    • @TheParadoxGamer1
      @TheParadoxGamer1 Год назад +1

      ⁠@@leefi1bro the fucking upper classes are literally not in reality.
      Someone i knew in HS said they went trick or treating in this one rich rich neighborhood with a friend of his, only to find his friends dad had a loaded 12 gauge shotgun next to his door in case trick or treaters made him uncomfortable.

    • @persaunna
      @persaunna 11 месяцев назад +30

      @@i.shuuya3231 that's probably true: people develop unhealthy attachments all the time. That absolutely does not apply here, though, does it.

    • @Jodariel.
      @Jodariel. 11 месяцев назад +21

      @@i.shuuya3231 So curious to know what a "unhealty bond with their pets" is to you, tho. because if the problem is that you want to be treated like the pet because you feel like i might love it more than you, you're gone from my life faster thhan the 10 seconds it took you to read this-

  • @laurasaur19
    @laurasaur19 Год назад +1537

    I bet you ANYTHING that the “table scraps” couple come from two different socioeconomic backgrounds. If he’s ever experienced food insecurity, that would explain how upset he got over the situation. And if she grew up in a family who could afford to just throw out leftovers (that hurts me to think about haha) it would partially explain why she thought that was okay and not a big deal.

    • @terendril
      @terendril Год назад +63

      I thought of this too

    • @rhiannonmackenzie2527
      @rhiannonmackenzie2527 Год назад +168

      It reminds me of how there are stories about people who come over for a huge dinner and take all the leftovers home without asking and sometimes when people haven't even finished eating. At the end of the day leftovers belong to the person who made the food, unless they offer them up.

    • @TheDonkeyJote
      @TheDonkeyJote Год назад +181

      I could definitely see that. But like they were saying, it'd be one thing if it was off her plate. A quarter of a roast is not "table scraps". And she just went into the fridge to get veggies for her dog too? Without asking? Imo, that's pretty inconsiderate.

    • @Etat7
      @Etat7 Год назад +14

      @@TheDonkeyJote Crazy to me because if I was dating someone and we made our roast together, even a venison roast I hunted, and they gave it to their dog i'd find it SO endearing and wholesome and amazing as long as we enjoyed our meal. I felt like it was a fever dream that everyone seemed to agree she was the asshole, but it was her portion.... so if she would have just eaten it all herself she was totally fine, like if she had decided to eat that much roast suddenly she's not an asshole? Idk man.

    • @SapphireSeahorse494
      @SapphireSeahorse494 Год назад +77

      when I ate a meal at one of my parents' friends' house and they threw away the leftovers afterwards, I was so shocked. my family is upper middle class and we live comfortably and we only ever throw out leftovers if they're moldy. it still blows my mind trying to imagine throwing out leftovers for no reason.

  • @fungi5350
    @fungi5350 6 месяцев назад +159

    21:04 to be fair, he DID wrap it up in foil so he was still letting Shelby have it, he just wanted her out. He wasn’t going to sit there and endure it which is fair. Honestly he was super chill.

    • @sophsstillsad
      @sophsstillsad Месяц назад +10

      I think he was wrapping it up for himself tbh

  • @sophiak216
    @sophiak216 Год назад +511

    obsessed with Angela and Shanes ability to make eachother laugh so hard, the poop jokes with the suits killed me

  • @panda_pr1nc3ss8
    @panda_pr1nc3ss8 Год назад +1676

    About the "table scraps" story, I've experienced a lot of food scarcity in my life and that behavior would literally give me an anxiety attack. I had to work with a therapist to gain the ability just to throw out food that's about to expire rather than force myself to eat it and over eat. When I cook for a guest, I ALWAYS plan for 2-3 servings + leftovers and include those leftovers in my weekly meal prep. If I had someone over and then they fed my dinner for tomorrow night to their dog without asking I would ask them to leave immediately. Totally justified.

    • @UnBesoDeCristal
      @UnBesoDeCristal Год назад +21

      throwing out food ABOUT to expire...? That seems unnecessary lol

    • @panda_pr1nc3ss8
      @panda_pr1nc3ss8 Год назад +104

      @@UnBesoDeCristal I literally mean the day before the expiration date.

    • @arielsandoval5595
      @arielsandoval5595 Год назад +304

      @@UnBesoDeCristalwhy would you say this to someone who said they worked to accomplish something with an actual doctor? do you think you know more about them than their doctor?

    • @leovaldez9586
      @leovaldez9586 Год назад +115

      ​@UnBesoDeCristal Did you not read the comment? Why tf would you say this 😐

    • @mckinneypassios4273
      @mckinneypassios4273 Год назад +52

      I personally also experienced food scarcity (lived off of school lunch tbh ) and I now meal prep with lunch being whatever was leftovers from dinner. But I personally do think he may have over- reacted. raw diet is better for dogs and can even be cheaper but Im also curious about the amount she took because that would matter to me
      Update though : I definitley wouldnt consider it table scraps. Thats weird.

  • @OliviaLang-b5b
    @OliviaLang-b5b Год назад +777

    Reddit Stories with Shayne is like bedtime stories but instead of fairy tales with princesses we have messed up people and their crazy ass lives that are 100% more entertaining

    • @miyaeady8629
      @miyaeady8629 Год назад +29

      Little kid : Uncle Shayne can you tell me a bedtime story
      Shayne pulling up Reddit :sure Johnny

    • @angelix475
      @angelix475 Год назад +6

      Real it helps me sleep for no reason 😭

    • @Jakeyisdead
      @Jakeyisdead Год назад +3

      I watch these videos while falling asleep over the course of a few nights its my favourite thing to fall asleep to. This and flashback are great and calming 😅

  • @hambone90
    @hambone90 8 месяцев назад +159

    13:20
    "We have art" 🧐

  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 Год назад +663

    Shayne’s impression of how a baby starts to cry is on point.

  • @overthinkingtudo
    @overthinkingtudo Год назад +724

    What really pissed me off about the cat story was the boyfriend diminishing the cat being her lifeline during depression. What some people fail to realize is that, a lot of times, when a depressed person says that about their pet, they don't just mean that they served as emotional support, they quite literally can mean that the pet is the only reason they haven't unalive themselves. That is actually very common, especially when you live alone. I certainly have gone through that period where the only thought that stoped me from ending things was knowing my cat would have no one to look after him. There would be no one to feed or take care of him. I know for a fact that the one thing that actually kept me alive was the ideia that my cat could die too without me around. I don't know if that was her case too, but I can't help but feel that this guy does not take mental health really seriously, it sounds like he just views therapy as a way to fix annoyances.

    • @Weird3nSky
      @Weird3nSky Год назад +108

      Hell, my cat interrupted me getting ready to do it. Twice. If you're at my house and you don't like my cat, ignore him. If you're mean to him in the slightest, you're leaving immediately and we're never speaking again.

    • @plasmarine5781
      @plasmarine5781 Год назад +47

      @@Weird3nSky Your cats a literal life saver. While I haven't gone quite that far before, I know I never could bc of my fur babies. Hope you're in a better headspace ♥ And 100% Agree. Disrespect against that furry little legend (or any) should not be tolerated!

    • @mary_catherine2554
      @mary_catherine2554 Год назад +25

      Yes! This was what got me. My cat is a huge emotional support for me. At times he does come first above my boyfriend because it's essentially putting myself first. If you aren't okay with a person's relation with an animal that is that important to their well being, you are not with the right person. If my boyfriend did this, I would tell him to enjoy his move while I choose my cat.

    • @kimkiller462
      @kimkiller462 Год назад +24

      Yeah I feel like people really diminish this importance of pets. They often seem to feel like that's not a good enough reason not to end things, but they also say ending things is really selfish. And I get that, but when you're really spiralling you might not be capable of going through the thought process of what effect this is going to have on the people around you and how severe their grief will be, and it might not even seem bad enough in comparison to what you're going through. However, the thought process of 'If I stop existing right now, my pet WILL die' is a very direct consequence without any other hypothetical results, and you see your pet all the time and have to think about caring for them all the time and constantly have to consider them in decisions you make, so they have a very prominent place in your memory, and it's very unlikely for someone not to think about them when making thìs decision.
      My dog just died 2 months ago, and one of the first things my mom said after that, was that her dog could live with me for now (which we ended up doing). We never talked about this whole concept, but I'm pretty sure it's a big part of the reason. And in theory I could still bring her dog back to her and then end things, but then at least I can't do anything impulsively, which I think decreases the chances by like 95% or something. Of course it has other benefits too, like forcing me to go out and consoling me when I'm too sad, but the other one is literally life saving.

    • @klash813
      @klash813 Год назад +16

      If someone I was dating said/did anything like this about my two furbabies, they'd be kicked to the curb. My babies have helped me through so much. I would never second guess my decision to choose my babies over a human any day.

  • @TheSelphir
    @TheSelphir Год назад +344

    So, I went and checked out the guy who was mad at his girlfriend because she basically loves her cat - He had made another post later that year where he was trying to win his ex-girlfriend back and was being borderline stalkery. He was trying to figure out how to get her friends out of the picture. So. Yeah. She dodge a HUGE fucking bullet.

    • @Sofiaode18
      @Sofiaode18 Год назад +65

      The fact that he posts about the breakup sarcastically without really acknowledging what he did wasn’t cool set me off. This dude really wanted to isolate her from everyone.

    • @lovehorseback
      @lovehorseback Год назад +36

      @@Sofiaode18 I feel like that shows if he was trying to get rid of her cat, get her to move to a place where she has no support system or friends, it shows he REALLY is controlling and wanting her to ONLY rely on him. Glad she dumped him and dodged that bullet because she would have been miserable.

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread 7 месяцев назад

      what stalkery stuff did he do?

  • @clownfiesta8840
    @clownfiesta8840 8 месяцев назад +71

    13:24 oh “we have art” we MISSED ALL THESE LITTLE SLIPS

  • @fernvalemusic269
    @fernvalemusic269 Год назад +643

    With the dog story, I can't help but think there was like zero planning involved. Like, you took your dog with you on a big hike and then to someone else's house for dinner and didn't bring/plan a meal for them? What were you expecting? What if he had cooked two steaks and there were no leftovers, what if he had made French onion soup and the dog couldn't have any?

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN Год назад +22

      She said she would leave early to feed him if that was the case

    • @flarebear5346
      @flarebear5346 Год назад +43

      ​@@EmyNstill, if I cooked a roast, I would not give a quarter of a half to my dog

    • @mosquitopyjamas9048
      @mosquitopyjamas9048 11 месяцев назад

      French onion soup wouldn’t be great after a hike

    • @utatanepiko7087
      @utatanepiko7087 10 месяцев назад

      @@mosquitopyjamas9048 They had dinner after the hike, not before it

    • @a-morgan-l
      @a-morgan-l 8 месяцев назад +17

      I'm just remaining wary that the roast would have actually been safe for the dog. Like, it's unsalted? No garlic or onion? No spices or herbs of any sort that she can't have? I raw feed my dog and you just generally cannot feed them by hacking a quarter off of your human dinner.

  • @criticallol3039
    @criticallol3039 Год назад +8434

    Shayne is hilarious. Courtney is Creative. Angela is...Italian.

    • @tycol322
      @tycol322 Год назад +593

      Its not even a solely Italian thing. Angela just is. There is no term for her lol

    • @liriodendronlasianthus
      @liriodendronlasianthus Год назад +303

      ​@@tycol322 it's a reference from the funeral

    • @beatrizreis156
      @beatrizreis156 Год назад +16

      @@liriodendronlasianthus what reference?

    • @Krisspy333
      @Krisspy333 Год назад +56

      @@beatrizreis156he literally said that as a joke what do you mean

    • @IceArceus_
      @IceArceus_ Год назад +153

      ​@@Krisspy333not everyone saw the funeral

  • @amymurata
    @amymurata Год назад +249

    34:50 Shayne nailed it on the head! "Humor" that deameans a physical trait automatically makes the audience analyze themselves physically. That's why when I hear someone negatively joke about their own body or someone else's, I can fall into a spiral thinking about how I compare and it never goes well

    • @owenaspinall2046
      @owenaspinall2046 Год назад +14

      I know its not the same, but it's funny to have Shayne say that when a significant number of the roasts at his funeral were about him being short.

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi Год назад +6

      @@owenaspinall2046 tbf his funeral was kind of a prototype. they've thrown around the idea of doing another one for him so maybe we'll see more creative roasts in future 😂

    • @The1AndOnlyTaylah
      @The1AndOnlyTaylah 3 месяца назад

      I was just about to make this comment!

  • @nickigoodbread6088
    @nickigoodbread6088 8 месяцев назад +141

    Just happen to be listening to this while I clean out my car and hearing Courtney drop "WE have art" rather than "I have art" is a fun little Easter egg 😅❤

  • @ClairedyCat325
    @ClairedyCat325 Год назад +615

    i really appreciate Shayne bringing up the point that making fun of a "bad person's" body can impact the people around you who have similar traits! as a fat person, i've experienced this A LOT, from movies and TV, 'comedians', friends, family, and social media. it really severely impacted my mental health and self image in my teens and early 20s. glad it's becoming less and less common, and any awareness that can be brought to the issue of making fun of ANY part of ANYONE'S body is always appreciated :) thanks Shayne!

    • @introusas
      @introusas 11 месяцев назад +30

      I’ve experienced this in a way too. Back when Caitlin Jenner came out everyone on TV was making trans jokes, & so we’re my family members that I was living with. It was constant, that was their only joke for like 3 months. & I’d say it was rude and offensive because I’m trans and I’m standing right here listening to you, and they would be like “No no no, we’re laughing at HIM, not YOU.” The point just flew directly over their heads.

    • @thecraziestcrayon
      @thecraziestcrayon 10 месяцев назад +17

      I totally agree with this. When mitch McConnel started having his little episodes when he'd freeze up on camera and people were making jokes about it, I started getting uncomfortable. I have epilepsy and have been told that that was what I looked like when I had absence seizures. It made me wonder if people thought I looked funny, or would make the same jokes if they saw me doing the same thing.

    • @SneakyPirate54
      @SneakyPirate54 10 месяцев назад +8

      I'm right there with you guys. My saving grace was to quit internalizing it. Our body image is NOT who we are!

  • @jacobhogan3208
    @jacobhogan3208 Год назад +845

    I love the reading the responses to the funeral because out of context it makes us look insane.

    • @swampcr3ature15
      @swampcr3ature15 Год назад +73

      As someone who didn't get to see it, yep! In the best way

    • @megarlizz
      @megarlizz Год назад +36

      ​@@swampcr3ature15same! Wish I could, but it makes me happy that it was a success!

    • @swiftlyjer-pdf
      @swiftlyjer-pdf Год назад +3

      as they should

    • @kingsora6352
      @kingsora6352 Год назад +3

      Simply here to say alonsy my friend

  • @ElegiaCarr
    @ElegiaCarr Год назад +388

    I stand by the 5 minute rule. Do not make fun of someone's appearance/body if they cannot change/fix it in 5 minutes or less.

    • @JuniperDenn
      @JuniperDenn Год назад +10

      Yes, absolutely!!

    • @alexandraeilise
      @alexandraeilise Год назад +11

      This is a GREAT rule! I’m going to start using this.

    • @blanktester
      @blanktester Год назад +7

      That's a really good way to do it. Adjusts well for individual circumstances.

  • @M0rgan1sm
    @M0rgan1sm 8 месяцев назад +132

    13:22 “we have art” bro this makes so much more sense

    • @aria9330
      @aria9330 8 месяцев назад +13

      Was just thinking this on the rewatch. Also Courtney's "I have friends that do this" and shayne being a bit too familiar with rhe topic lmao

  • @elmatilda
    @elmatilda Год назад +646

    Okay but Shayne’s top matching the yellow on the wall, his lips matching the pink on the wall, his chair matching the cream colour, AND his hair matching the actual wall is pure perfection

    • @kay19129
      @kay19129 Год назад +19

      What the fuck, how is that possible?

    • @pixiedustgamergirl3466
      @pixiedustgamergirl3466 Год назад +27

      And with enough time and dedication, he will soon become the wall

    • @sorekcazimi
      @sorekcazimi Год назад +7

      he got SkynWalled™️

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN Год назад +5

      It’s like he’s part of the environment

  • @harpoonlobotomy
    @harpoonlobotomy Год назад +1422

    Feeding your dog a quarter of a roast that someone else bought, prepared and cooked for human consumption without even asking is a shitty thing to do. That's not scraps, that's an entire portion of meat.

    • @Vipre-
      @Vipre- Год назад +285

      The roast is bad enough, but going into the fridge for unused vegetables as well is what does it for me.

    • @ohhi7168
      @ohhi7168 Год назад +105

      I'm stressed about her using a (possibly new) plate that icks me out

    • @doinkeykong
      @doinkeykong Год назад +81

      also not to mention roast takes hours to make!

    • @beafraid5467
      @beafraid5467 Год назад +201

      her going "uneaten food is scraps" just smells rich girl tbh. A good cut of meat for a roast isn’t some chicken hearts.

    • @iulia.bianca.b
      @iulia.bianca.b Год назад +84

      ​@@ohhi7168 The plate did it for me...!!! I would never feed my dog from someone's plate unless they said it was ok for me to do it. My dog and cats have their own bowls. That's not ok! She could've brought the dog's meal and bowl with her, she knew they'd be away from home for some time!!! Using the plate, taking the roast and the vegetables from the fridge without asking is incredibly rude. She could've asked, and she could've planned better.

  • @linnoff
    @linnoff Год назад +711

    That final story was a delight, now this guy is probably wondering how many of his wife's pranks are actually just the cat.

    • @epic7145
      @epic7145 Год назад +11

      Yes, it was my favorite!

    • @lynternet
      @lynternet 10 месяцев назад +5

      that’s so fucking funny LOL

    • @AimeeAimee444
      @AimeeAimee444 9 месяцев назад +5

      That cat was amazing.
      They covet and hide things from their owners that they love.

    • @rhonwenbaker2448
      @rhonwenbaker2448 9 месяцев назад +3

      Clearly the cat didn't fall far from the couple in so far as long-term pranking goes!

    • @lucariodx8344
      @lucariodx8344 3 месяца назад

      The cat menacing laughing behind them

  • @KHGSMel
    @KHGSMel 8 месяцев назад +383

    courtney: we have art--
    oh...... you....... plural,,,,,, huh

    • @Becky_Marion
      @Becky_Marion 8 месяцев назад +19

      I also noticed this and came to the comments to see if anyone else did! 👀😂

    • @KHGSMel
      @KHGSMel 8 месяцев назад +18

      @@Becky_Marion it's so funny, how did we not notice all the signs 😭

    •  3 месяца назад +2

      ...as well as the awkward cut at 1:07:30 "....sometimes I wish they had a stash" ...where she was definitely talking about "our cats" and they had to cut around it

  • @milklea
    @milklea Год назад +178

    48:29 courtney's cat howl scared the hell out of me, its so accurate wtf?? every episode im more impressed with her impressions lol

    • @lesleykrause3986
      @lesleykrause3986 Год назад +10

      I saw your comment, but still wasn’t prepared for how epic the cat howl was.

  • @ItsAlwaysGrimm
    @ItsAlwaysGrimm Год назад +534

    Shayne not realizing he said “Going overboard with the joke” about a story that happened on a cruise 😂😂

  • @jerichosix3316
    @jerichosix3316 Год назад +692

    Courtneys cat noise was unnervingly accurate, I felt like i was gonna get cat slapped

    • @ebbandflowdeb_
      @ebbandflowdeb_ Год назад +35

      I re watched that immediately after like.. who did that!? Too real.

    • @ranXd0m
      @ranXd0m Год назад +22

      I read your comment before it happened and it still was shocking how insanely accurate that cat sound was

    • @TheJunmengo
      @TheJunmengo Год назад +14

      She has a cat, and she kills doing impressions
      So not even animals are off limits now

    • @overthinkingtudo
      @overthinkingtudo Год назад +5

      for real I could not believe my ears

    • @chextheroyalbastard3495
      @chextheroyalbastard3495 Год назад +2

      I wasn’t paying attention and when I heard that I was horrified

  • @nightinstarlight
    @nightinstarlight 2 месяца назад +30

    48:29 Courtney nailing an angry cat is insane

    • @xyfurion
      @xyfurion Месяц назад +3

      Dude it freaked me tf out

    • @pip4773
      @pip4773 Месяц назад

      No literally that shit is crazy

  • @DovahkiinMaster172
    @DovahkiinMaster172 Год назад +2239

    Smosh needs to do a Reddit episode about DnD horror stories. I feel like that would be a fun one considering their recent series.

    • @ainsleyluberto2977
      @ainsleyluberto2977 Год назад +14

      Omg yea!!!!!

    • @FabianOrtega528
      @FabianOrtega528 Год назад +110

      I commented during a live episode and chanse read it out loud saying it was a good idea if ever possible. I had mentioned a dnd themed reddit episode with brennan lee mulligan as a guest

    • @DovahkiinMaster172
      @DovahkiinMaster172 Год назад

      @@FabianOrtega528 PLEASE I would love that.

    • @F2t0ny
      @F2t0ny Год назад +24

      That's a great idea. Have Damien and Amanda on.

    • @CXLVIII
      @CXLVIII Год назад +41

      i need brennan lee mulligan and damien on as guests, i think i would actually die

  • @transplantman2287
    @transplantman2287 Год назад +839

    The “cat obsessed girlfriend” story was hilarious to me. As a guy with three cats, two current foster kittens and about 4 outdoor feral cats whom I feed, I can confidently say that the girlfriend sounds like a FANTASTIC pet owner taking the correct amount of precautions for a senior cat’s health and happiness that is normal for a responsible pet owner. She WALKS him! That’s a calm, well-adjusted cat getting exercise and daily enrichment! It’s also NOT as safe for pets to fly in cargo as people tend to think. Especially going abroad, that can be a long trip, and for a senior cat that is a LOT of upheaval.
    She’s a great pet owner with a healthy amount of dedication to her pet, and he’s an asshole. 😂

    • @corgio1260
      @corgio1260 Год назад +81

      It’s baffling to me how he interprets normal pet ownership as an “obsession.” Like I thought she was going to be spending every waking second with the cat and making all her decor cat-themed and sleeping in a cat bed or something, and then he’s like “she takes him on walks! Wtf?!?!” Dude, she has ONE cat and she’s very caring and responsible towards him. wtf is his deal

    • @tanyastacy-haws993
      @tanyastacy-haws993 Год назад +35

      Yeah, that’s just a normal loving pet owner. These are all super normal. How would he react to a dog owner 😂?
      And flying in cargo is loud and traumatizing for any pet.

    • @transplantman2287
      @transplantman2287 Год назад +30

      @@corgio1260 YES, all of this. And then "should I have gotten her a therapist before I left??" was the icing on the cake.

    • @Psithyrus1
      @Psithyrus1 Год назад +11

      As a pet owner, you know immediately when your pets are acting funny.

  • @beardlessdragon
    @beardlessdragon Год назад +185

    I love Shayne's description of pets being part of a person's identity/character. I never thought of it that way, but it is so true, I really do see it that way now that I've heard it articulated. That's part of why losing pets is so heartbreaking, aside from the grief of losing a family member; it's like a piece of you is no longer around anymore

    • @lamisxo
      @lamisxo 3 месяца назад

      he’s a cat dad after all so i’m sure that’s why

  • @alekib2370
    @alekib2370 8 месяцев назад +138

    "we have paintings..." hits different after April 1st 2024

  • @Lordy093
    @Lordy093 Год назад +277

    Shane's skill as a host of this show is almost as underappreciated as his Dorian Gray reference.
    We see you and your literature joke, King!

  • @naylas3908
    @naylas3908 Год назад +223

    The dog story: Of course, she should have asked him. She took a quarter of a roast to feed her dog without asking? A roast takes time to make, and he likely had plans with the leftovers.
    It’s pretty rude to not ask when you’re in his house for the first time.
    And then to reach into the fridge to get vegetables, seriously?
    I remember, once, a friend of ours who came over for dinner every Tuesday, just opened our fridge without asking, and I thought that was incredibly rude. This was a guy we’d known for years, and I still don’t think it’s OK then to just say hello, walk into the kitchen, and open the fridge.

    • @davidprince6877
      @davidprince6877 Год назад +11

      At a certain point she is just robbing him.

    • @Cchasec
      @Cchasec Год назад +6

      Opening someone’s fridge is wild to me. I feel weird going in my parents fridge and they’re my parents like???

    • @melmelbry5754
      @melmelbry5754 Год назад +7

      Imagine cooking for you gf for hours while she sits there. And then afterwards, she feeds YOUR hard work from love to her friggen dog like it was trash!
      That is such a slap in the face!

  • @ThatSocialMoth
    @ThatSocialMoth Год назад +220

    The Dorian Gray joke out of nowhere is so funny and Angela and Courtney's complete blank expressions were so good

  • @Thisguy4real
    @Thisguy4real 9 месяцев назад +370

    I'm just a dude who is currently trippin on shrooms. Wanted to say the conversation and vibes are great. Background is also great, appreciate all the colours.

    • @BS-og7ku
      @BS-og7ku 8 месяцев назад +56

      Absolutely living for this comment

    • @sharkbait398
      @sharkbait398 8 месяцев назад +23

      This is a golden comment. I have been sober for over a year now but I always suspected watching smosh content while on cid or shrooms would be so chill and fun.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 7 месяцев назад +13

      Your happiness has nourished me
      Love this comment

    • @Thisguy4real
      @Thisguy4real 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@Lucifersfursona I live to nourish

    • @Daughter_of_apollo_2
      @Daughter_of_apollo_2 5 месяцев назад +7

      This is golden i need to put this on a wall thank you

  • @bentn13
    @bentn13 Год назад +328

    I do love how that dog story went from "I mean, it's generally reasonable what you did, I think it would have been better had you talked to J first, but like, nothing massive thought" to "No, he was right to have broken up with you. Be a better person."

    • @thexyouman
      @thexyouman Год назад +37

      It actually started with shayne saying “that reaction is wild” in reference to the bf grabbing the plate from the dog and telling her to leave. He was actually gonna side with her originally. Insane lmao

    • @trashotaku
      @trashotaku Год назад +18

      Honestly I thought it was an esh situation but leaning more towards the bf being the ah for his kind of overboard reaction. But once Shayne started reading the comments I was shifting more towards her being the bigger ah since she sounded pretty condescending (calling half of a roast “table scraps” or assuming her boyfriend would know that her asking how the roast was prepared meant she was going to give some of the roast to Shelby)

    • @sijdnsd6460
      @sijdnsd6460 11 месяцев назад +5

      At first it sounds like the boyfriend is the asshole, but as I thought about it, she was really the asshole.

    • @mikekhouri7
      @mikekhouri7 8 месяцев назад +4

      I think Shayne just needed a few moments to process the story. It happens, to be honest. ​@@thexyouman

    • @butterflybeats7462
      @butterflybeats7462 6 месяцев назад +5

      How was he ever the ah? He respects her boundaries, meanwhile putting up with her crossing his, communicates with her about his boundaries, planned a big fancy & expensive date for them, makes sure Shelby can be included, cooks her dinner, etc.
      All he did was take away the dog's food, which actually wasn't the dog's it was 100% his, then told her to leave when she started blaming him that he should have planned for this, when it's not his responsibility to make your dog's meal, especially when he's not educated on a raw food diet, she should have planned ahead & brought Shelby's dinner. The entitlement to raid his kitchen & take his things and then when he takes his stuff back &tries to one again state his boundaries around food, she starts framing it as if he stole it from her when it's the exact opposite.
      Literally what did this man do wrong?

  • @burninmytoe
    @burninmytoe Год назад +404

    I was in a really bad depressive spiral, and getting my cat is one of the few things that helped me get out of it. That whole story made my blood boil.

    • @marciemoss
      @marciemoss Год назад +33

      My cats have actually kept me alive through the darkest shit of my entire life. I have never cursed more during one of these Reddit stories.

    • @cuculain78
      @cuculain78 Год назад +18

      That guy's reaction to the cat was awful. It was also a symptom of a bigger problem. He resents anything or anyone she gives attention to outside of himself. I'm so glad she dumped him. He would have isolated her from friends and family. If they had kids he would have been one of those awful dads who are jealous of their own children and resent that the kids are getting their wife's attention. Eventually he would have done something to harm that poor cat too.

    • @demetriam2408
      @demetriam2408 Год назад +9

      100% my cat has been around my entire life, she's very old, and she's been through it all with me. The cat was there before him and the cat will be there after him, clearly it's provided better support than he has. I can't imagine loving someone enough that you'd start treating a pet like shit. It's just so upsetting, and I relate to that lady a lot.

    • @silverarrowtarot
      @silverarrowtarot Год назад +7

      SAME. This person was missing an empathy chip. Big red flag

    • @melvinjoseph952
      @melvinjoseph952 Год назад

      ​@@cuculain78Not necessarily, some people just don't view pets with a lot of consideration (usually because they've never had one), that doesn't automatically mean they're going to isolate their partner from friends and family
      That's a pretty drastic assumption to make

  • @merzamayhew24
    @merzamayhew24 Год назад +536

    We need a pet themed episode! All pet stories on this series so far have been pretty legendary.

  • @J4deR4bb1t
    @J4deR4bb1t 8 месяцев назад +847

    "We have art"
    GOD DAMN IT THEY BASICALLY PUBLICLY SAID THEY LIVE TOGETHER

    • @111jade
      @111jade 8 месяцев назад +62

      RIGHT?? im feeling so silly for not noticing lmao

    • @CanaDebb
      @CanaDebb 8 месяцев назад +102

      I was listening to the podcast version and i had to come and look at the end where Courtney said “we should go on a cruise and bring our cats” but she kind of stumbled over the word “our”. I was like oooohh😂 1:09:10

    • @Xrashir
      @Xrashir 6 месяцев назад +26

      “We should go on a cruise and bring OUR cats” lmao

    • @em-qr2qq
      @em-qr2qq 6 месяцев назад +24

      It makes sense that no one caught on, they said they weren't together so we believed them. It's kinda a respect thing. I always thought they meant that everyone in the room had art. Or the Smosh office hart.

    • @cozymoggele
      @cozymoggele 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@em-qr2qq same, I interpreted it like Shayne and whoever he lives with has art 🙈

  • @UncleAndyArt
    @UncleAndyArt Год назад +239

    Shane flipping the iPad around and joking about "imagine seeing a kid looking at this" just flashed me back to that one time I looked down at my 8 year old nephew on his Switch to see he was watching RUclips drama videos about the Vegan Teacher

  • @saronzewdie7194
    @saronzewdie7194 Год назад +262

    9:27 the only thing I could say is wrong about the girl with the baby voice boyfriend, is he is right about one thing. She does not communicate. He asked her what she doesn’t like about him and she couldn’t say. She could’ve said “I don’t like when you do this.” It’s not that hard to be nice and say what bothers you. This is coming from someone who deathly avoids confrontation so I often don’t say how I feel but I’m constantly working on it and op should too.

    • @JudgeyJudgeyable
      @JudgeyJudgeyable Год назад +37

      Yeah she definitely could not satisfy his need for love and affection. I don't think it's either of their faults. I'm glad they had a clean break up

    • @HelloThere.....
      @HelloThere..... Год назад +2

      This is the story of Jonah and the Whale

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 Год назад +19

      the fact that he asked her what she didn’t like about him makes me think that maybe he did see the reddit post, and was testing if she would tell him the issue to his face. he might’ve been too embarrassed/felt it would embarrass her to come clean about seeing the post, especially when she didn’t bring it up when he asked.

    • @christianmoore3631
      @christianmoore3631 11 месяцев назад +13

      ABSOLUTELY THIS. She acts shocked when he says she doesn't communicate but she said that they've been together for years and only now is she saying she's over it. She's either been entertaining the behavior or hasn't been doing anything to express her dislike of it. Almost positive he saw the post and didn't want to tell her that's why he's dumping her because otherwise there were no indicators he was going to. (though I'm sure that she's pissed that she didn't do it herself)

  • @maxxoverride666
    @maxxoverride666 Год назад +485

    why is courtney's angry cat noise so spot on oh my god

    • @cass12234
      @cass12234 11 месяцев назад +6

      Because she has two lol

  • @simplyspooky19
    @simplyspooky19 11 месяцев назад +32

    artist here- i drew my dad once and made sure to give him a little more hair than he had haha, he loved it and told me his hair looks amazing.

  • @danipapyrus2456
    @danipapyrus2456 Год назад +355

    Courtney saying “I have to go potty” = pee and “I need to use the restroom” = crazy shit is so relatable.

  • @roguetrickster6029
    @roguetrickster6029 Год назад +524

    Shayne’s a 100% right Angela’s reactions are amazing and make the stories better.

  • @derekmitchell9469
    @derekmitchell9469 Год назад +210

    Huge props to Shayne for not referring to the cruise comedian's bad joke as "low hanging fruit"

  • @kittie594
    @kittie594 8 месяцев назад +88

    Courtney's seemingly off-hand comment at 13:23 was our first clue. Long live Shourtney!

    • @ericgropuis
      @ericgropuis 8 месяцев назад

      She even corrected herself instead of saying “I” she said we

  • @hunnybunny12730
    @hunnybunny12730 Год назад +159

    bro last night during the after party someone roasted shayne about these episodes and how they fall asleep to them and he yelled “THATS THE POINT” and it’s made me realize how often i turn the playlist on to go to bed

    • @gloomygloomstalker3878
      @gloomygloomstalker3878 Год назад +13

      I love using video essays and Reddit stories as extra stimulation in the background as I game or also to lull to sleep, it’s just comfy

    • @herpesshingles
      @herpesshingles Год назад +2

      saaaame i always turn these on to sleep lol

  • @JamesJones-ts5fl
    @JamesJones-ts5fl Год назад +121

    Re: story 5 about the cat
    I worked as a baggage handler for Delta for years, and we all had to have training for what kinds of pets could go into the bottom of planes and what couldn’t, and we *routinely* rejected older pets and cats because it’s not safe due to there being less airflow. Same reason we reject short-nose pugs. Plus I’ve seen suitcases that weren’t loaded correctly get crushed in bins before.
    She and the cat both dodged a bullet.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 9 месяцев назад +2

      My dog is perfectly healthy but I would be terrified putting her in one of those

  • @sonjahughes2065
    @sonjahughes2065 Год назад +218

    Love that just desserts were served in the cat story 😂 It's so weird to be jealous over an animal. I also had a cat that went though the worst parts of my life with me, meant everything to me, and gave me a reason to wake up for years. I would always tell people I dated that if they didn't get along, we wouldn't work out. Props to her for calling that relationship quits.

  • @BasicNerdGuy
    @BasicNerdGuy 6 месяцев назад +76

    13:16 omg I never realized Courtney said "We have art" with Shayne there. Omg man this slip up is crazy now lol

    • @MeredithHagan
      @MeredithHagan 6 месяцев назад +9

      I feel like such a clown for not missing all the signs. I genuinely thought they were platonic.

  • @gracegrrl007
    @gracegrrl007 Год назад +463

    My little sister (22) has been s*icidal before. In the worst of it, she adopted a little black kitten named Jasper, and Jasper essentially saved her life. He was her BEST FRIEND, and when she had a ton of problems with friends he kept her company and made her feel content. They had a VERY similar relationship to the one described in the "cat obsession" story.
    Her last boyfriend seemed like a good one. But this January, Jasper died suddenly from a condition she didn't realize he had. She was absolutely *_devastated._* Jasper had been the only thing keeping her alive for the four years she had him.
    For the first couple weeks, her boyfriend was a comforting presence. He listened when she needed a shoulder to cry on, took care of her when she felt alone, and was a great help to her.
    Then he suddenly changed, told her she was being too much, and dumped her.
    Jasper had been gone for a month and a half.
    My sister's grief over her best friend, her little furry son, her certified emotional support animal, was "too much" for this guy to handle.
    I don't think a Reddit story has ever made me as angry as this one. I'm so glad that woman got out of that relationship.

    • @devyn1289
      @devyn1289 Год назад +38

      Hello, I’m so sorry to hear about your sister and her cat. I’ve lost a cat in the past due to a condition we also didn’t know about. Cats are tough little guys and they often don’t show people that they aren’t feeling well like other animals might. Because of this their passing often comes out of nowhere for us. I hope she knows that her cat loved her and that she gave him a fulfilling life.
      That ex-boyfriend is a total jerk and broke up with her because he can’t handle taking care of another person when they aren’t at 100% not because of the cat. Her grief is justified and he failed to stand up when she needed it.
      Wishing you both the best.

    • @availanila
      @availanila Год назад +8

      😭 Bless Jasper.

    • @chaosviaconfusion
      @chaosviaconfusion Год назад +25

      I hope your sister is okay and potentially adopted another jasper to continue his hard work

    • @TipTheScales27
      @TipTheScales27 Год назад +3

      I thought he was going to gift her a new kitty…. Geez that dude was an asshole too

    • @gracegrrl007
      @gracegrrl007 Год назад +14

      @@devyn1289 Thank you for the well-wishes ❤️ She's doing better these days, and I think this boy was finally the last straw that got her to start vetting her boyfriends better before she jumps into a relationship lol
      Thankfully, it sounds like she's found more reasons to stick around since Jasper's passing. We're very grateful 😊

  • @_parisjordan_
    @_parisjordan_ Год назад +243

    this episode was made for this group. Shayne is a constant but adding Courtney and Angela is a perfect trio 👏👏👏

  • @sophiarose8018
    @sophiarose8018 Год назад +1160

    The funeral roast was a triumph y’all. Congrats on the turn out and the hilarious work. 💞

    • @angelinalionetta685
      @angelinalionetta685 Год назад +15

      have they said anywhere if they'll post a recording anywhere? Or is it pay to watch only?

    • @moonieland
      @moonieland Год назад

      ​@@angelinalionetta685It's usually always only pay to watch.

    • @pinheadlarry2921
      @pinheadlarry2921 Год назад

      @@angelinalionetta685you can pay to watch a recording

    • @ViandCaitlynlover
      @ViandCaitlynlover Год назад

      @@angelinalionetta685 its pay to watch only I think.

    • @sophiarose8018
      @sophiarose8018 Год назад

      @@angelinalionetta685 I think it is pay to watch only right now. That could change in the future, but nothing has been posted on that yet.

  • @thebestkurootetsuro3460
    @thebestkurootetsuro3460 Год назад +23

    1:07:51 i love the fact thatvthey glossed over the pendant which had been missing for YEARS

  • @rebecky5ever
    @rebecky5ever Год назад +292

    I love when Courtney and Angela react to Reddit stories they have the greatest reactions

    • @davidhill9696
      @davidhill9696 Год назад +11

      SOOOOO good together

    • @Rea13434O
      @Rea13434O Год назад +6

      They are! I think my rank goes Noah, Arasha, Angela, Spencer, Courtney, Macdoesit

  • @swiftlyjer-pdf
    @swiftlyjer-pdf Год назад +169

    from one female writer and director to another, i’m so proud of you courtney. the funeral roast is a masterpiece and i’m so elated to know your mastermind was behind it.

  • @macklinillustration
    @macklinillustration Год назад +251

    My cat helped seal my relationship with my now bf. My bf is everything I could hope for, he's funny, kind, resourceful, grounded and attractive. I was smitten but I had one deal breaker, my cat. My cat was with me through a previous bad relationship, he never really got on with my ex, me not realising what a good judge of character my lil lion is. So when now bf met my cat I was a little nervous. They bonded right away and it was reveled he used to be a cat dad but hadn't tried to fill that void in him as it was too painful. We had a beautiful conversation about loss, the love of cats and their antics, we even both shed a little tear. The entire time my cat was curled up on his lap. In the morning I woke up to see my cat sleeping soundly on his chest. We've been together for 2yrs now, their bond is so strong, I melt a little every time my cat curls up on him after giving head bumps.

    • @simplehousecat-yt
      @simplehousecat-yt Год назад +50

      I 100% relate to this! My 19-year-old cat used to pee on any guy's stuff (so much so that I asked my vet about it) and would sit nearby and glare at them. I thought she was jealous of not having 100% of the attention on her until I met my now boyfriend. When he came over for the first time, I told him to be aware of her antics and to not take offense. Within 5 minutes, my cat was sitting on his chest, DROOLING on the man. More than two years later they're best buds - she greets him every morning, follows him around the house, always goes to him for pets (especially when she has a wet head from dunking her face in her water bowl), and goes to snuggle with him when he's having a rough day. Every time I see them together my heart fills up seeing them care for each other.

    • @macklinillustration
      @macklinillustration Год назад

      @@simplehousecat-yt 19?! Wow! My boy is 11 and I truly hope he can live as long

    • @thenewchick1
      @thenewchick1 Год назад +13

      Who is cutting onions in here???

    • @ettinakitten5047
      @ettinakitten5047 Год назад +10

      Apparently when my parents started dating, one of the tests my dad had to pass to be in my mom's life was to win over her frail elderly cat who she'd gotten when she was a small child. This cat, upon meeting him, was so delighted by his petting that she started weeping (which apparently happens rarely when a cat is extremely blissed out). He also had a beloved childhood cat growing up, though I don't think she lived long enough to meet my mom.

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan Год назад +3

      Oh my God I love this whole comment thread, I'm crying ❤️❤️❤️😭 I love you all for sharing ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @eva.iguess
    @eva.iguess 8 месяцев назад +34

    13:23 courtney says WE have art NOW WE KNOW

    • @StoneyBaloney69
      @StoneyBaloney69 8 месяцев назад +3

      I was literally coming to write the exact same comment. Like how did we not pick up on these things. 😂😂

  • @grizzlydroidy
    @grizzlydroidy Год назад +351

    Courtney's cat growls are way too accurate. That's exacly how one of my babies cry in aggression

    • @thenosieyartist6924
      @thenosieyartist6924 6 месяцев назад +5

      The fact Shane and Courtney's meow-growls were insync tells me that their cats often make that sound prob during baths lol

    • @s0ngbirble
      @s0ngbirble 14 дней назад +1

      @@thenosieyartist6924the fact they were harmonizing

  • @ItsMeHarry
    @ItsMeHarry Год назад +433

    Love Angela correcting Shayne and Courtney like "ohhh r-OW-ing"

  • @paperhat9434
    @paperhat9434 Год назад +143

    And thus papa shayne continues the trend of blending almost perfectly into the background

  • @lilpetz500
    @lilpetz500 10 месяцев назад +7

    That last second to last story was glorious, I like to think my own experiences with dishonest guys in the past have been healed by that move, that was wonderful of her. And the fact that the revenge was nothing more than literally just describing his choices, 100% ethical.

  • @christianjohns5850
    @christianjohns5850 Год назад +70

    I loved the dorien gray joke 😂 and how courtney was like “…sick dude” immediately after asking how judgemental their friends are 😂

  • @madisonann45
    @madisonann45 Год назад +217

    Courtney’s angry cat noise sent my cats off my lap lol it was too good.

    • @belzi87
      @belzi87 Год назад +8

      HOW IS IT SO ACCURATE im crying xD

    • @CMJDT
      @CMJDT Год назад +7

      FOR REAL she must be having full length convos with cats at home. LOL

    • @ZacLJones
      @ZacLJones Год назад +2

      There are certain noises/voices that Courtney busts out that are so accurate they shock me.

    • @MiotaLee
      @MiotaLee Год назад +1

      I was looking for comments like this. It was on point.

  • @gorilla9793
    @gorilla9793 Год назад +129

    48:30 Courtney's cat noise impression was scary good. I thought they were making those noises outside my house again!

  • @EleniOperaNoir
    @EleniOperaNoir Год назад +18

    Thank you Shayne for being an intelligent, sensitive and kind man. We need more of you in this earth ❤

  • @palak8742
    @palak8742 Год назад +95

    I'm so obsessed with this series that Angela saying "Update! There's an update" jokingly at 9:57 literally elicited a pavlovian response in me and I got excited lmaoo 😭

  • @michaelshourd653
    @michaelshourd653 Год назад +338

    For the cat story, I'm betting after reading his story she saw all the manipulating and all the ways he feels about her and that pushed her into dumping him

    • @Shoulderpads-mcgee
      @Shoulderpads-mcgee Год назад +45

      I just finished the video and this comment had me so lost because I was thinking about the pant strings cat story

    • @TheGhostofAbigailMills
      @TheGhostofAbigailMills Год назад +17

      YES!! I'm so glad you pointed this out, it was ALL I could think about 😂She likely saw all the arguments he got into in the comments, probably his other public posts pertaining to this matter ... That shift from "she just needs time to think" to "SHE DUMPED ME" was hysterical

    • @Shoulderpads-mcgee
      @Shoulderpads-mcgee Год назад +14

      @@TheGhostofAbigailMills I wonder if the person who so helpfully suggested he show the post to his gf was working against him lol

    • @Ddalgiichigo
      @Ddalgiichigo Год назад +1

      Controlling and gaslighting behaviour and the cat was just the start

  • @brandifleming8590
    @brandifleming8590 Год назад +158

    Courtney’s angry cat sound was unexpectedly perfect. Didn’t know they could that and I’m impressed lol

  • @sideways5153
    @sideways5153 7 месяцев назад +3

    I love how Angela smiles and laughs as big as is physically possible. It really shows how much fun she’s having!

  • @rahjahknows
    @rahjahknows Год назад +42

    26:35 "Let Shelby speak" from Angela caught me off guard, that's such a funny response.
    Angela is a hoot😂

  • @benosman771
    @benosman771 Год назад +101

    I really enjoy Angela's willingness to roast anyone at any moment. 10/10

  • @auntie_M
    @auntie_M Год назад +124

    Honestly, the cat story really hit close to home. Pets are an underraterd ally in the fight against mental illness/mental heardships. I experienced extreme childhood trauma (9 ot of 10 on the ACEs scale), and my teens had me at the absolute lowest point imaginable. If I didn't have my cat, I would have kept attempting suicide until I succeeded, and that's something I can say without question. I was the only person to care for and love my special needs cat and me not existing would have meant him not lasting much longer, I couldn't be the reason this sweet cat would suffer. My cat Buyo, now past, was not just my life line but I credit him for keeping me going when everything else had convinced me to give up; and because of him I have the beautiful life I do now. I will forever be grateful for him, and there will never be a day that goes by that i don't miss him terribly. I really wish people understood that pets are not just things, and we connect with them in deep ways. This guy in this story is 1000% the asshole.

    • @snotgrrrl
      @snotgrrrl Год назад +3

      Was your cat named after the cat in Inuyasha? :)

    • @snotgrrrl
      @snotgrrrl Год назад +5

      And you sound like an incredible cat owner, im so glad you two found each other when you did

    • @Sam-mh4sb
      @Sam-mh4sb Год назад +3

      Same. I had an illness destabilize my mental health and we didn’t know it for a bit. Once I was on a better med dose and some other things my friend sat me down and had a conversation. They told me flat out that if I ever started talking about rehoming my rats like that again that they’ll view that as a plan and act accordingly. My animals, family pets when younger, and my rats now have been vital in keeping me safe. I even had a rat who taught himself to task and would perform specific things to calm me during panic attacks.

    • @Fruity_Looopy
      @Fruity_Looopy Год назад +1

      Glad you’re still here with us :)

    • @auntie_M
      @auntie_M Год назад +1

      @@snotgrrrl yes he was

  • @StarryPopzz
    @StarryPopzz 8 месяцев назад +50

    At 13:24 Courtney says 'WE have art'- Little slip up about their relationship before the wedding photos!!!!