Yeah. I didn’t get it, Mom. They went with another guy. It was really promising at first. Then it got weird and they wanted to have both of us do it at the same time. Really bad vibes. It threw me off.
Worst hookup: I met a girl online and went to her house to watch a movie. While watching the movie (rented at Blockbuster, yes, that long ago), she gets a knock on the door and gets into an argument with someone at the door, then shuts it. I asked if everything was fine, and she said it was some crazy guy she dated. I really didn't think much of it. A few days later, after the hookup, I thought I would drop by and say hi, since I was in the neighborhood. When I knocked, I became the guy on the other side of the door! She was on a date with another guy and started yelling at me and slamming the door in my face. It really seemed out of nowhere, but it clicked with me. That is what happened when I was on a date with her. This girl was a player and had a conga line of guys coming and going.
You met online, and then watched a VHS of return of the Jedi? Tinder didn't exist until 2012 and blockbuster folded in 2014. That's a pretty small window of overlap. I call BS and I just woke your mom up and she agrees.
Okay, let’s save this on a playlist and come back here at least once a week for the rest of our lives… Done, thanks youuu Gotta love Sam ❤ Bloody hilarious guy
Right from the beginning of Sam Morril's story - when he lies to his folks about having an audition - I thought, "Lordy, that's tempting fate". I've done the same sort of thing and the karma was just about instant. Sam is amazing at relating a story and can turn the most miserable experience into brilliant comedy.
That's the best lol. The ending really made it a real joke payoff. Sometimes it's hard to find a way to construct amusing slices of life into a joke. But that one has potential
That’s awesome I loved both the stories haha the first dude omg! The guy just said out of know where my roommates dad died I have to go right after making out…. Bruh you can end a life with that stone cold behavior people are sensitive these days haha.
With all of the great specials that have come out this year, I'd really like to see Matteo have an hour on youtube...because fuck Netflix and HBO. And I'd say Fuck Comedy Central if it hadn't gone bankrupt and disappeared. I mean, I assume it went bankrupt and disappeared...
I met my roommate because she was kicked out because her dad died, its a long story. And we did hookup before I moved in. Wait did I make out with Matteo?
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Yeah. I didn’t get it, Mom. They went with another guy. It was really promising at first. Then it got weird and they wanted to have both of us do it at the same time. Really bad vibes. It threw me off.
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Mom: "I'm sorry to hear that"
Sam: "... and then I ejaculated everywhere"
Mom: 😶
That's basically how the rest of that story goes in the special
I heard Sam's story before, but it is still hilarious. Loved Matteo's added comment about Sam being a pokemon trainer lmao.
That was the highlight of the whole thing for me. God damn nearly gave me a hernia, wasnt expecting it at all.
from his rooftop special!
@@somaticspirituality no i think it's from his audio only one
@@tomrogue13 no I think it's from somewhere elese, because I don't listen to audio only things and I've heard it before.
I choked there
"But I was with my dick..." I can _totally_ relate.
"Is this Oceans Eleven?" Sweet fuckin' line.
Epic story! But that ending tho!!!!!!!!! A mother's love!!!!!
I think we're all in awe at how Sam holds his drink
😂😂
He’s like a T Rex at a cocktail party
Worst hookup: I met a girl online and went to her house to watch a movie. While watching the movie (rented at Blockbuster, yes, that long ago), she gets a knock on the door and gets into an argument with someone at the door, then shuts it. I asked if everything was fine, and she said it was some crazy guy she dated. I really didn't think much of it. A few days later, after the hookup, I thought I would drop by and say hi, since I was in the neighborhood. When I knocked, I became the guy on the other side of the door! She was on a date with another guy and started yelling at me and slamming the door in my face. It really seemed out of nowhere, but it clicked with me. That is what happened when I was on a date with her. This girl was a player and had a conga line of guys coming and going.
You met online, and then watched a VHS of return of the Jedi? Tinder didn't exist until 2012 and blockbuster folded in 2014. That's a pretty small window of overlap. I call BS and I just woke your mom up and she agrees.
@@bodysuitguy we met on myspace... not everyone hooks up from dating apps.
@bodysuitguy hell, my first internet hookup was in high school, 1998, on an AOL chatroom... fucking children think nothing existed before apps.
@@bodysuitguy you think meeting people online didnt exist before 2012?
I grew up in a third world country and I remember meeting girls through online chat rooms in 1999.. ICQ and the likes
I never imagined to watch these two together, I love 'em
Two of my fave comedians!!
This was a duo I was not expecting but extremely happy to see
I wanna watch this whole set.
This needs to either happen more often, you should do this live on stage/tour, or a podcast. The dynamic between you too is great.
Love both these guys
I love these guys so much! Always good for entertainment and laughs.
Pokemon Trainer - what a line to improv.
Okay, let’s save this on a playlist and come back here at least once a week for the rest of our lives… Done, thanks youuu
Gotta love Sam ❤ Bloody hilarious guy
I knew the story and still watched till the end :D
Two of my favorite comedians!
Great stories! Love youse guys 😍
“Audition didn’t go so well Ma.”
Yea! Thats the best line, gona use it on everything even if it doesnt apply
God I love this story hahah
I think this is from a show Matteo did where he gave out advice to the audience with different guests.
Right from the beginning of Sam Morril's story - when he lies to his folks about having an audition - I thought, "Lordy, that's tempting fate". I've done the same sort of thing and the karma was just about instant. Sam is amazing at relating a story and can turn the most miserable experience into brilliant comedy.
2 of the funniest fuckin ppl i stg
Only Sam
"I don't think I got the part..."
*I dunno if his story is true but with the way it relates to my own life, it may as well be!*
That's the best lol. The ending really made it a real joke payoff. Sometimes it's hard to find a way to construct amusing slices of life into a joke. But that one has potential
nice
Pokemon trainer xD Pretty good joke
Very funny story, but honestly another funny thing is the Directed By credit. I don't see that video needing much directing...
I have a feeling more ppl were up for the part ;) No idea where I get these zingers...
I'm Kevin Hart.
I just know Matteo from Cut
You know it definitely happened when he uses the same joke twice
That’s awesome I loved both the stories haha the first dude omg! The guy just said out of know where my roommates dad died I have to go right after making out…. Bruh you can end a life with that stone cold behavior people are sensitive these days haha.
Too many "Likes" I tapped out after the 10th like at the 20 second mark. I mean like he was like throwing like... double likes... like like.
i mean would someone really leave just because someone else wanted in ? like dont make it weird let him join :D sharing is caring
I didn't get the part Mom 😅😢
Hi Sam.
Wheres this "new special on netflix?"
It's a great piece.
He has a special on Netflix?!?
heard these both before. was it when u two were cooking? anyhoo, u kinda got casting couched so it wasn't a complete lie😂
It was an audition Sam, you didn't get her role.
Mom it was a small part they gave to somebody else.
Sam's only story
With all of the great specials that have come out this year, I'd really like to see Matteo have an hour on youtube...because fuck Netflix and HBO. And I'd say Fuck Comedy Central if it hadn't gone bankrupt and disappeared. I mean, I assume it went bankrupt and disappeared...
Yes your hooo
I met my roommate because she was kicked out because her dad died, its a long story. And we did hookup before I moved in.
Wait did I make out with Matteo?
reupload -_-
That roommate dad died sounds like some drugs kicked in.
Sam is great, but the story would’ve been better without the other guy constantly butting in.
Dl
No, the audition went horribly. I was doing really well, then this other guy came in and just took over the whole thing.
how is it that sam looks like the gay one lmao
USELESS!!!
Like, like, like, like.....unwatchable. I'm sure it was a like a good story.
I feel like sam has more cerebral palsy than ADHD, he holds things very oddly
Sam was dumped by Taylor because he told her he was bi, and she said she just couldn't deal with that. I wish them both the best. Especially her.
dunno where you got that info but yeah they broke up in feb 2022
That feels like a weird thing to write out of nowhere, did you comment on the wrong video? Wrong social?
@@X3nophiliac yep in feb 22 she told him she couldn't handle bi dudes
@@54MU lol
Yuck!