Just a heads up, this video was made a little in advance so I dont cover the most recent episode. Turns out that episode explains more about the mothmen, but Im saving it for the season 5 finale video
Plot twist all the writers have adhd and the show is just there own person experiment where if they forget something they cant hse it ever again even if they remember and they wanna see how far they can go (not an attack on ppl with adhd i personally have it and its forgetfulness is just one of those "haha funny" things in the community) thats my head canon anyway
Plot twist, before every season of the show they have a meeting, in which they sit in a chair circle. In that they have 10 minutes in which they write down the most bizarre and unimaginable things they can offer. Then they throw the letters in the middle of it and the most bizarre stuff wins and so they make that into the new Season, and oh ! Mr lodge must be included as the bad guy!
I mean to take the fun out of things, yeah. This show figured out that they can get people to watch ironically as long as they get crazier and crazier. They figured how to keep people talking about ricerdale
No no no, Betty, while in the FBI, dated her superior, went after a dangerous killer alone without backup from her task-force, got kidnapped and tortured, barely got rescued by her colleagues in time, was suspended by her boss/boyfriend because she was refusing to open up in therapy, and then while on forced suspension decided to become a teacher in her hometown. THEN after her sister was kidnapped she was repeatedly told she couldn't be on the case for obvious reasons (she's on suspension, it's a conflict of interest since it's her sister, etc) she went out of her way to disobey orders, almost got fired multiple times, LITERALLY QUIT, and then spent weeks to months impersonating an officer and kidnapping multiple people in the process. I can't quite put my finger on it but something is telling me this might not be the right job for her...
At this point it’s pretty obvious that everyone working on Riverdale is tired and just trying to see how far they can push the show until it gets cancelled.
Fun fact: Not only has the show been renewed for season 6, the cast are contracted for seven seasons. It’s made it this far and I guarantee it won’t get canceled before then lol. So yes, we have two more seasons to look forward to.
im about to start watching it for the 1st time ever. starting in season 1. Wish me luck. already heard they ruined Heathers with their interpretation of that classic film/musical
Not really worth it even if you win, assuming you would invest most of it in treating your remnant of sanity that still intact after all of that. Not to mention a years spend in mental ward you can use it for something else instead of cope with the mere concept of remember watched the Riverdale episode.
Honestly within universe, it really has to be either delusional or purposefully fiction on the part of Jughead's narration, because if he's trying to act like this really happened, he is...lying. My theory is he's just making stuff up, and clearly not researching AT ALL. "I got rabies hallucinations" you would be dead, idiot. If you had symptoms, you would be dead.
@@idk-di4lo they can drag me all they want it's just a show and if someone can't see that it's a very bad show it's not my problem 😂 I enjoyed the first season but after that the writers gave up😂
Fun fact: so many people stopped watching Riverdale but watch Alex's Riverdale videos. I got interested in the show because of "Riverdale is a mess" videos :D
I watched river dale up until like season 3 or something but always watch Alex’s videos bc I can’t stand to watch riverdale without his funny commentary LOL
''I spent so much time honing my acting skills, I thought I would be a good actor, play in famous movies and TV shows, instead I have to shout ''I am the queen of bees.'' Someone, save me!''.
@@anabrito2582 I haven't been dead yet although I've taken breaks throughout the seasons because it's been difficult to watch. I think I ended of like at the end of season 4
Remember in the comics how Jughead is just this funny goofball who's main concern is what good food he'll be eating. Now he's getting high on rat rabies and making up metaphors about aliens and abductions as trauma which he also got from being bitten by a rat.
The best part about not keeping up with Riverdale is checking in and everybody has had like 5 career changes and things are SOMEHOW more outlandish than before
That was the plot they should have ran with throughout like a how to get away with murder style story.. but they just have this random ideas they dont even twice twice about and use
The first season was genuinely good imo. Twin Peaks-lite with more emphasis on the teens. Then the second season started and… I don’t know what happened.
Alex failed to mention the funniest part of the Old Navy sponsorship: Toni was absent for three or four episodes in a row leading up to it so that was literally her first appearance in weeks. No mention of her, no idea where she is, and when she comes back we're just supposed to accept that she spent the last entire month shopping for baby clothes at Old Navy. I fucking love this trainwreck and I never want it to end.
How does Archie have time for all this stuff just this season: He’s a teacher, coach, ROTC, Miner, firefighter for one episode, occasional PTSD and potentially still running the Youth Centre/Boxing Gym Not to mention have a pretty active social going out experiencing all of his friends dramatic moments
ARCHIE: Teacher, ROTC, Firefighter, Miner, Gym Owner, and occasional Sheriff's Deputy. TONI: Guidance Counsellor, Bar Owner & Bartender, Singer, Gang Member(?). The plot is a secret duel between Archie and Toni to see who can handle the most jobs at once. Career oriented boss babes.
You gotta give Madelaine Petsch credit for being able to keep a straight face while doing her scenes as Cheryl because everything to do with Cheryl is just so batsh*t insane. I feel like every time I watch an episode I think, man I wonder how Alex will react to this.
Veronica calling herself the "she wolf of wallstreet" is so cringe LOL. Like literally 90% of the dialogue and plots are cringe. Biker gangs portrayed as being tough and slightly criminal not doing anything except good deeds. Pretty much everything the red head does. Hiram is the only decent villain but his motivations are basically cartoonish. It's like this is written by 50 year old moms of 3 Or 50 year old dudes trying to stay hip.
Well, real motorcycle clubs (biker gang isn't a term they use anymore) do good deeds like protecting children from p3d0s and helping the community with fundraisers and bike runs but also have a history of crime and for some groups, racism. I know from personal experience 😬. It's all about "family" I suppose.
Source of Jugheads trauma- fact that he is called Jughead and people actually call him that unironically. If you've not guessed, I've never even seen this show other than watching these Alex Myers vids.
It's based off of a comic series that was made in the 60s-80s but uh at the same time not based off of the comics more like took the character's names and general appearances for the show.
There is a series of BuzzFeed articles called "Things that actually happened in Riverdale this week" which is absolutely hilarious. That and Alex Meyers video are the only good things out of Riverdale 😂😂
The cast member of this show don't deserve this kind of humiliation. This cast is really talented, especially Madelaine Petsch and Lily Reinhart (imo). But the material they get feels like the screenwriters are out to get them
Lily yes. Madeleine, not so much. Camila is also very talented but people just keep overlooking her because she unfortunately gets the worst lines. Given the right script, Camila will be wonderful
I really liked lily as nancy drew in the cult side she is great o would watch a detective show for hr being a haunted detective,and ethel, she could be her sidekick. And madelaine really making anything fun. And madelainecould be that ambivalent mad weird rich lady who is a frienemy.
Can we all pay hommage to Alex's courage and resilience, as he keeps on watching Riverdale and making videos about it ? I bailed a LONG time ago, and I'm usually patient. Respect.
This show is just a million shitty wattpad stories shoved together incoherently. The only episode I would watch would be the one where Josie and Sweet Pea come back. They were the only sane characters on the show
What is happening in this show anymore? Remember when this show used to be about an group of teens solving murder mysteries? Basically an adult version of Scooby-Doo. Why could this not be a live action version of “ Archies Weird Mysteries” , at least it would have been fun. 10 Points to who ever remembers that cartoon show existed.
I honestly had to stop watching riverdale halfway in season 5, I was literally loosing my sanity while watching the show as it was getting dumber and dumber. The fact they couldn't renew Anne with an E but continue Riverdale? What a joke
1:44 “Trauma affects everyone differently, which is the main plot point of the whole show.” You have officially (though it was already clear before) put more thought into the show than the writers.
As someone who got off Riverdale back in season 2 or 3, I got really thrown off and confused when you started talking about "remember the aliens?" 😂 God lord, where has this show gone since I last saw it?
Next thing you know, there is going to be another plot that involves cultists somehow creating the sharkanado causing chaos only to be discovered that it is being used to awaken cthulhu. 😂
Are we not gonna talk about the fact that Cheryl's friend talking about her grandmother wanting to sacrifice her to an Eldridge Terror was a nod to Sabrina??
@@lilac.mascara That's interesting. But I wonder if the shows would still be able to cross over since Roberto is in charge of both of them. They are technically on different networks but both shows do take place in the same universe, and it would be great to see some familiar faces and have it be an actual crossover so we could have somewhat of a coherent plot for once. I know Sabrina is technically over but the potential is there.
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑 RUclips: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" RUclips: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
Riverdale writers: yeah, let's have this character survive symptomatic rabies! That's not fatal, right? He could totally just bounce back from it with a couple weird dreams :)
Take in count everyone that all what i'm about to say is all a joke: Thanks to my research,i found out that the capacity of drugs the writers consume are literally thousands of metric tons of all the drugs in existence (yeah, including the weed that turns you cannibal from crypt tv). If you're thinking: damn ¿how those motherf***ers are able to live and still write the show? The answer: they don't. For you see, when every writer of the show gets to the limit and die in a overdose, a new writer replace it, figuratively and literally (they change the faces, their names, and even have high technology from the goverment to implant the memories of their deceased counterparts) With something this lacking in narrative sense and poor human rights practice, i'm surprised this is still airing.
The last season I watched was like season 2 and I remember this show being a simple teen drama, now all of the sudden there are mythical creatures and mysteries everywhere, wow I’ve missed a lot of stuff it’s a whole different show now.
I remember reading a comment written by someone who was roommates with someone who worked on the show on the makeup department. They were given scripts so they would know what makeup to do, and but they’d change the script without telling them, sometimes even on the day of shooting, would rush to write and edit things, and everyone working on it was left confused. So yeah, the people working on it legitimately don’t know what’s going on.
LOL that's actually one of the least confusing things about Riverdale to me. There's different types of cruising: plenty of guys will go straight to the apps but at the end of the day some towns/cities do still have designated cruising areas where people gather lol. And even then sometimes it's both - guys use the app to find a hookup but they don't open it until they're actually at the cruising spot so they can see which guys are actually there. But the show established that Kevin liked to cruise in the woods and in this scene he's like.....halfway down Cheryl's driveway lol. So they expect us to believe Cheryl's front yard is the happening cruising spot now.
In a lot of interviews lili has literally said "yea the writers make most of it up as they go and just see what happens" even they cant pretend its any good lmaoo
Riverdale does not have a specific era. The writers have been clear about that. Basically so that they can fuck with time and don't have to be consistent with anything and they can have characters use dated inventions just for aesthetic purposes 😂
Alex, you should do at least one of the “bring it on” movies. They’re all about competitive cheerleading squads and nauseatingly unrealistic. Perfect Alex movies honestly
Watching Jughead go from one of my favorite characters (a smart person with an actual purpose) to that weirdo who hallucinates about Rat Kings is just Pain.
I only kept watching after the time jump in the hopes that Bughead would be reunited and lemme tell ya it has been a Struggle staying on board. Finally seeing them work together again on the whole highway killer thing felt refreshing though, the Nancy-Drew-on-crack serial killer hunting high school duo was always what really kept me watching
Oh I’ve got the perfect copy-paste for this occasion. “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.”
Alex:”River had officially lost it” Me:”You’re telling me after all the batshit insane stuff that has happened after season 1 it only just now gives up”
At this point, this has got to be intentional writing, I swear the writings are laughing their way to the bank by writing shitty scripts to get people to watch their shitty shows just to see how wack it is.
I am so proud of myself for making good choices. Like watching every Alex review of Riverdale, without watching a single solitary second of the actual show.
i offer my deepest condolenses in advance for the careers of every actor/actress/writer/director/producer/....../gaffer EVER to have EVER worked EVER on this show EVER
I'm starting to genuinely wonder if this show is actually just one massive money laundering scheme for the CW execs and this is why it keeps going...and going...
@@Neekachu11 the showriters probably have a bet going for how far they can go with plot lines, and the one responsible for finally getting them fired gets the money
How much money is the show even making now? Is it a lot? Because if people stop watching the show, the ratings should drop and it shouldn’t be making as much. Maybe they’re just getting their funds from Warner Bros or Netflix which, why?
This show has only been on for 5 seasons?!? It sure feel a lot longer, wow. Good on you for hanging in there. I forget that Riverdale is like old school TV and unlike streaming shows it has about 20 episodes per season.
It's going to get even more insane, bc they just announced sabrina is joining the cast next season. So now they are introducing witches and the devil 😆
The Riverdale writers thought that nobody liked their show so to make it likeable they added alien stuff to make it into a sci-fi and then to make it complex they covered it with the excuse of rabies. Thank you but this is a fever dream
Honestly aliens might even seem more believable than someone surviving symptomatic rabies. They couldn't pick a single other disease that makes you hallucinate?
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑 RUclips: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" RUclips: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
That scene at Cheryl's church where she mimics the wound in Christ's hands is... wow. I'm a Christian and if I was in a church that did that I would get up and leave.
I know right, I just watch Alex’s breakdown of the show at this point (haven’t watched the actual show since season 3 lol). And when he talked about that part I was like whoaaaa that’s too much. It might be because I’m a Christian too that seemed too blasphemous, but idk I imagine that made non-Christians a little uncomfortable too😐
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑 RUclips: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" RUclips: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑 RUclips: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" RUclips: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
Just a heads up, this video was made a little in advance so I dont cover the most recent episode. Turns out that episode explains more about the mothmen, but Im saving it for the season 5 finale video
alex
take your medication please
we're worried for you
Ok
Ok
As batshit insane as Riverdale is, I swear Cheryl’s storylines always manages to become even more batshit insane somehow.
I miss the time when the most insane thing Cheryl did was burn down her house...
@Golden Rose
oh yeah I forgot she did that
Yeah, Cheryl getting the stigmata is not something I had on my "What will happen next on Riverdale?" wheel of fortune ngl...
I know, Cheryl is Riverdale's answer to the over-the-top female villain in every '70's crime drama and giallo.
Right, Cheryl is crazy
I think the writers have competitions for who can pull off the most random plot lines
Plot twist all the writers have adhd and the show is just there own person experiment where if they forget something they cant hse it ever again even if they remember and they wanna see how far they can go (not an attack on ppl with adhd i personally have it and its forgetfulness is just one of those "haha funny" things in the community) thats my head canon anyway
Right? I want to speak to the writer who came up with the secret, tickle club Kevin started back in high school... what WAS THAT?
Plot twist, before every season of the show they have a meeting, in which they sit in a chair circle. In that they have 10 minutes in which they write down the most bizarre and unimaginable things they can offer. Then they throw the letters in the middle of it and the most bizarre stuff wins and so they make that into the new Season, and oh ! Mr lodge must be included as the bad guy!
Seems just like
@@nah....702 i laughed so hard if this i too have adhd lmao
The cast and crew get paid to troll everyone, there's no other explanation about all of...this.
The writers wish for it to get canceled
I mean to take the fun out of things, yeah. This show figured out that they can get people to watch ironically as long as they get crazier and crazier. They figured how to keep people talking about ricerdale
At this point, they're all locked in by contract.
I honestly think the CW uses this show for money laundering
That’s a pretty good prank right there; I’d probably be down to join in on that😂
At this point it feels like Riverdale is a parody of itself.
Without noticing it at all😂
The show would be a little more bearable if they were self-aware
"at this point" riverdale has been a parody of itself since s3
Riverdale is already a terrible parody of it's source material. The biggest problem parodies are usually at least funny.
@@ELEcomments true
So Betty LEFT the FBI to find out what happened to her sister? If only there was an organisation that might be able to help with that...
No no no, Betty, while in the FBI, dated her superior, went after a dangerous killer alone without backup from her task-force, got kidnapped and tortured, barely got rescued by her colleagues in time, was suspended by her boss/boyfriend because she was refusing to open up in therapy, and then while on forced suspension decided to become a teacher in her hometown. THEN after her sister was kidnapped she was repeatedly told she couldn't be on the case for obvious reasons (she's on suspension, it's a conflict of interest since it's her sister, etc) she went out of her way to disobey orders, almost got fired multiple times, LITERALLY QUIT, and then spent weeks to months impersonating an officer and kidnapping multiple people in the process. I can't quite put my finger on it but something is telling me this might not be the right job for her...
@@KaiInMotion Haha, wow. Thanks for the summary X-D
@@KaiInMotion wait.. that’s illegal.
@@KaiInMotion Good sir, you have just convinced me I MUST watch this show.
@@KaiInMotion how was this a teen drama like 3 years ago
Give that woman an oscar, she kept a straight face saying "I'm queen of the bees"
Lisa Simpson: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
6:04
WAT
This whole show would be a great acting exercise since there are so many things you'd have to try to say with a straight face/with a serious tone.
i mean i've seen her act is some other movie at one point and she did pretty well, hope she gets out of acting in this show soon
Bees. My god.
This show feels like a million unrelated ideas on sticky notes combined into one show.
EXACTLY
And no idea how
Ikr
@Clara M Taking pointers from the Supernatural writers 😂
@Clara M And it's like each spot where the dart would land had like 15-17 sticky notes with plotlines that don't fit together at all
The writers of this show are trying SO HARD to get cancelled.
Edit: wtf I’ve never had this many likes for anything.
It HAS to be!
XD
They want to stop but they can't quit. Someone save them
so that's what's going on! Poor writters, someone save them.
Netflix has these people locked inside a studio dungeon I mean it’s the only thing possible
same situation with the writers of The Flash lol
At this point it’s pretty obvious that everyone working on Riverdale is tired and just trying to see how far they can push the show until it gets cancelled.
i would defnitly do that if i was tired, like 100% 🤣
They want the show canceled? Just do something offensive.
Insert that one warp zone skit
they should make a really good show then because they always get canceled
Facts 🤣
Fun fact: Not only has the show been renewed for season 6, the cast are contracted for seven seasons. It’s made it this far and I guarantee it won’t get canceled before then lol. So yes, we have two more seasons to look forward to.
I'm pretty sure most if their contracts end at s6 but I'm not fully sure
@@aaronroberts4380
Nah, KJ Apa confirmed in an interview during season 4 that they had contracts for three more seasons.
AT LEAST two more! I hope the show keeps going forever!
Omg...
@@SeekersLegacy those poor actors man
There should be a cash prize competition, whoever can watch most number of Riverdale episodes without losing their sanity receives the money.
im about to start watching it for the 1st time ever. starting in season 1. Wish me luck. already heard they ruined Heathers with their interpretation of that classic film/musical
@@nukenade4623 Oh ya they kinda pretty much ruined it. Best of Luck! Hope ya don't lose your sanity
12 year old white girls if this happens: 💵💵💵💸💸💵💸💵
Not really worth it even if you win, assuming you would invest most of it in treating your remnant of sanity that still intact after all of that. Not to mention a years spend in mental ward you can use it for something else instead of cope with the mere concept of remember watched the Riverdale episode.
I'd rather not take part in that competition to win that money than watch the series and lose my last remaining braincells lmao
“I am queen of the bees “
Nicholas Cage “ NOT THE BEES!!!”
LMAO
SHE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES 💫
Perfect comment
She took over milas role from Jupiter ascending...
@@emyf9197 I was just going to say that. You know a show is doing really bad when it steals from Jupiter Ascending of all things.
Plot twist: the whole show is a dream and Jughead's mind has been compartmentalizing his trauma in it.
well actually, it's a novel that jughead is writing, hence every episode is numbered as a chapter. jughead is a wattpad writer apparently.
@@kritikasrivastava4734 LOL
Honestly within universe, it really has to be either delusional or purposefully fiction on the part of Jughead's narration, because if he's trying to act like this really happened, he is...lying. My theory is he's just making stuff up, and clearly not researching AT ALL. "I got rabies hallucinations" you would be dead, idiot. If you had symptoms, you would be dead.
@@kritikasrivastava4734 tbh I bet the show will literally end like that hahaha
I hope that's how the show ends tbh.
I refuse to believe anyone enjoys this unironically. There's just literally no way anybody takes this seriously anymore
unfortunately my friend keeps watching the show, she doesn't necessarily like some episodes but she actually watches it for enjoyment
people on tiktok will literally drag you if you say anything bad about it
@@idk-di4lo they can drag me all they want it's just a show and if someone can't see that it's a very bad show it's not my problem 😂 I enjoyed the first season but after that the writers gave up😂
@@Mary1D5 I haven't watched the show but I recommend Super Eyepatch Wolf's video on it.
Season 1 was fine,i stopped watching after that
The way she says “Q U E E N OF THE _*B E E S*_”
Sounds like she’s trying to hold back bursting into laughter at her own ludicrousness
you tried to make _bees_ italic but failed.. I guess
idk why I pointed that out?
@@joejutsu3268 its ok bud I feel like that sometimes too
_B E E S_
@@joejutsu3268 Yeah, me neither 🤣
Didn’t realize how many jobs Archie has done. He’s like a modern day Barbie 😂
😂
Best comment ever😂
Haha
🤣🤣😂
I was thinking the same thing
I thought Riverdale writers already gave up during their first day writing this show.
first to reply to u, dear legend
They did
surprisingly they didnt
Well at first they write the series because their passionate about it and now I guess it's just for their paycheck
9th reply to someone I’m convinced is behind me
Fun fact: so many people stopped watching Riverdale but watch Alex's Riverdale videos. I got interested in the show because of "Riverdale is a mess" videos :D
I watched river dale up until like season 3 or something but always watch Alex’s videos bc I can’t stand to watch riverdale without his funny commentary LOL
I've never watched"Riverdale"but I follow alex's saga just because I enjoy hearing people talking bad about bad movies/TV shows!;-P
Me too, I stopped watching it at season 2.... But I still wanna know what's going on so I just watch Alex's videos instead.
@@kellygal3036 you're so strong.. I stopped watching as soon as they made it into musical in season 2
Lol I’m proudly one of them! I stopped halfway through episode 9 of season 3, Archie was getting way to stupid for me.
I wonder what actually goes through the actors' minds when they deliver their lines lmao😂
''I spent so much time honing my acting skills, I thought I would be a good actor, play in famous movies and TV shows, instead I have to shout ''I am the queen of bees.'' Someone, save me!''.
“I’m getting paid for this” is probably just on loop in their brains
“I am Cheryl Blossom, queen of the bees” was finally what killed my soul this season
Ikr 😂😂😂😂💔💔💔😔😔😔💀💀
WTF?
I've been dead since season 2 tbh 🤷🏻♀️
@@anabrito2582 I haven't been dead yet although I've taken breaks throughout the seasons because it's been difficult to watch. I think I ended of like at the end of season 4
Remember in the comics how Jughead is just this funny goofball who's main concern is what good food he'll be eating. Now he's getting high on rat rabies and making up metaphors about aliens and abductions as trauma which he also got from being bitten by a rat.
Trauma from getting bit by a rat lmao
Not rat rabies 💀
Wait…😅what?
Remember when he was an asexual icon
I remember when he got replaced by potato people
It takes pure talent to be able to sit through river dale
pure. talent. and insanisty.
After the amount of hate watching Alex does im legit surprised anything phases him
I'm a weak one, I gave up at the beginning of season 2
I love it lol
I literally gave up mid season 3 (and that was by forcing myself). Idk how people can keep watching it
Plot twist: the entire Riverdale """"""""story""""" is someones sims game.
At least sims die eventually, these guys living by cheat codes
@@Sedow7 lol XD
IT IS
@@Sedow7 I'm a huge fan of riverdale but I love this comment lol%- how they all surviving
🤣 I want this to be real. End of season 10, the game ends
"There is a hole inside you Kevin that you're trying to fill." Yeah right where his kidney used to be.
Sh*ttttttt the bezt commentttttt XD
LMAOOOOO
Can't believe I forgot about that organ harvesting plotline💀
I thought that was going to be a horrible gay joke in the show, and it still kinda was.
OH MY GOD
The best part about not keeping up with Riverdale is checking in and everybody has had like 5 career changes and things are SOMEHOW more outlandish than before
"There is a hole inside you, that your trying to fill kevin."
Me; I shouldn't laugh, that isn't funny
Alex; dies holding in his laughter
Me; dying
LMAO.
I was literally dying on the floor😭
Bahahaaa
💀💀💀
Too
remember back when riverdale was a murder mystery, and it wasn’t that bad? yeah…those really were better days…
That was the plot they should have ran with throughout like a how to get away with murder style story.. but they just have this random ideas they dont even twice twice about and use
Season one was actually pretty good, season two was meh and after that it just got more and more shitty
The first season was genuinely good imo. Twin Peaks-lite with more emphasis on the teens. Then the second season started and… I don’t know what happened.
@@ogmarker it’s nothing but pure edge. Literally I was like “ow the edge” when I watched season 2
Actually I think that season 1 was pretty mediocre honestly. Season 2 and onward are so batshit crazy it's at least entertaining
imagine if the Riverdale writers switched up and all of a sudden started caring about the plot 💀
Now that would be a plot twist
Keyword being Imagine
Not this cmnt-😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
Little late for that
Alex would die..
Alex failed to mention the funniest part of the Old Navy sponsorship: Toni was absent for three or four episodes in a row leading up to it so that was literally her first appearance in weeks. No mention of her, no idea where she is, and when she comes back we're just supposed to accept that she spent the last entire month shopping for baby clothes at Old Navy. I fucking love this trainwreck and I never want it to end.
How does Archie have time for all this stuff just this season: He’s a teacher, coach, ROTC, Miner, firefighter for one episode, occasional PTSD and potentially still running the Youth Centre/Boxing Gym
Not to mention have a pretty active social going out experiencing all of his friends dramatic moments
ARCHIE: Teacher, ROTC, Firefighter, Miner, Gym Owner, and occasional Sheriff's Deputy.
TONI: Guidance Counsellor, Bar Owner & Bartender, Singer, Gang Member(?).
The plot is a secret duel between Archie and Toni to see who can handle the most jobs at once. Career oriented boss babes.
He’s literally the masc for masc of this town
You gotta give Madelaine Petsch credit for being able to keep a straight face while doing her scenes as Cheryl because everything to do with Cheryl is just so batsh*t insane. I feel like every time I watch an episode I think, man I wonder how Alex will react to this.
Veronica calling herself the "she wolf of wallstreet" is so cringe LOL. Like literally 90% of the dialogue and plots are cringe. Biker gangs portrayed as being tough and slightly criminal not doing anything except good deeds. Pretty much everything the red head does. Hiram is the only decent villain but his motivations are basically cartoonish. It's like this is written by 50 year old moms of 3 Or 50 year old dudes trying to stay hip.
The cobras or whatever they are called were criminals like in season 1 only
this comment is so accurate lmao
It’s every bad fanfic mashed up into one.
Well, real motorcycle clubs (biker gang isn't a term they use anymore) do good deeds like protecting children from p3d0s and helping the community with fundraisers and bike runs but also have a history of crime and for some groups, racism. I know from personal experience 😬. It's all about "family" I suppose.
@@weruleyoudrool did you say….family
Source of Jugheads trauma- fact that he is called Jughead and people actually call him that unironically. If you've not guessed, I've never even seen this show other than watching these Alex Myers vids.
It's based off of a comic series that was made in the 60s-80s but uh at the same time not based off of the comics more like took the character's names and general appearances for the show.
His name is Forsythe Pendleton Jones III. That’s why his dad is FP.
The way Cheryl’s voice trembles when she says she’s the queen of the bees
😭😭😭😭
cheryl: there's a hole inside of you that needs to be filled
alex: starts laughing
me: *finally gets it* starts cracking up.
🤣🤣🤣
Like ... asshole ?
There is a series of BuzzFeed articles called "Things that actually happened in Riverdale this week" which is absolutely hilarious. That and Alex Meyers video are the only good things out of Riverdale 😂😂
YES I LOVE READING THOSE
alex should go over those at the end of the video!
Lies the whole Town of Riverdale is just an hallucination
Yes it's hilarious 😂
Someone said this before but watching Alex rant on Riverdale is some of the most entertaining content
Fr I don’t even watch the show anymore
Hahaha I've never watched it. All I know is because of Alex 😂
The cast member of this show don't deserve this kind of humiliation. This cast is really talented, especially Madelaine Petsch and Lily Reinhart (imo). But the material they get feels like the screenwriters are out to get them
I agree, honestly.
Acting in Riverdale is just cruel and unusual punishment at this point 🤣
Lily yes. Madeleine, not so much. Camila is also very talented but people just keep overlooking her because she unfortunately gets the worst lines. Given the right script, Camila will be wonderful
@@Stonytude you've never seen Madeline's movie Sightless, if you think that she's not talented.
I really liked lily as nancy drew in the cult side she is great o would watch a detective show for hr being a haunted detective,and ethel, she could be her sidekick. And madelaine really making anything fun. And madelainecould be that ambivalent mad weird rich lady who is a frienemy.
“The Riverdale writers have officially given up”
Alex, they given up since season 2.
Istg Josie calling Hiram a little bitch is the best dialogue I've heard in ss5 of Riverdale
The fact that river sale is still airing gives me hope that I can do anything in life. If something so garbage can exist, I can be a billionaire
riversale 😭😭😭😭
@@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 a river being on sale💀 Honestly that sounds more of a interesting story than what Riverdale is gracing us with
Bruh... The arrowverse is a thing. BATWOMANN IS A THING. riverdale is bad. Objectively... But its not batwoman bad..... Nothing is badwoman bad...
River sale 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right on!
The rat king not being played by Danny DeVito is a missed opportunity
Exactly!
This show doesn't have the budget for a big actor like DeVito.
Omg true
Dylan really said, "I'm gonna be in Kingdom Hearts, the most notoriously convoluted story known to mankind!" and Cole said, "lol, hold my beanie."
Now I'm ready to see what wild things Dylan will say in his next appearance in KH 😂
Can we all pay hommage to Alex's courage and resilience, as he keeps on watching Riverdale and making videos about it ? I bailed a LONG time ago, and I'm usually patient.
Respect.
This show is just a million shitty wattpad stories shoved together incoherently. The only episode I would watch would be the one where Josie and Sweet Pea come back. They were the only sane characters on the show
This is just Jughead writing a wattpad fanfic of the original commics
Josie and Sweet Pea's characters left the show before they could ruin them with completely random and nonsense storylines
@@lilac.mascara only explanation for the show I will accept lol
I have read Riverdale wattpad fanfiction that was more consistent. When not fan Instagram nonsense.
What is happening in this show anymore? Remember when this show used to be about an group of teens solving murder mysteries? Basically an adult version of Scooby-Doo. Why could this not be a live action version of “ Archies Weird Mysteries” , at least it would have been fun. 10 Points to who ever remembers that cartoon show existed.
I'm so glad someone else remembers Archies Weird Mysteries. Hardly anyone else around my age knows it and if they do they relate it back to riverdale
The first season was okay- after that the writers completely gave up. Riverdale is a complete joke 😂
@@stephanielynette5747 i found that show thanks to tv tropes.
Pretty good actually.
P.s. i will never see riverdale (except these videos)
Archie's Weird Mysteries was my life
Alex: “ if I’m going down I’m taking you all with me”
Me: please take me
My sentiments EXACTLY!
Time to abandon the RiverDale Ship
I honestly had to stop watching riverdale halfway in season 5, I was literally loosing my sanity while watching the show as it was getting dumber and dumber. The fact they couldn't renew Anne with an E but continue Riverdale? What a joke
Ugh I loved Anne with an E
THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
1:44 “Trauma affects everyone differently, which is the main plot point of the whole show.” You have officially (though it was already clear before) put more thought into the show than the writers.
Does anybody here still actually watch this show or do they just like watching Alex's commentary?
Just his commentary
@@zora9906 TOTALLY
Who does watch it anyway? Alex's commentary is better
I will admit... I still watch the show
I still watch the show
As someone who got off Riverdale back in season 2 or 3, I got really thrown off and confused when you started talking about "remember the aliens?" 😂 God lord, where has this show gone since I last saw it?
My feelings precisely 😸
Same, after season 1 I stopped watching lol I wanna try and finish season too since I only got brought the first half of the first episode
You could make up anything about Riverdale and we would believe you. Nobody watches that show except you man. I thank you for your dedication 😅💖👏🏾
Next thing you know, there is going to be another plot that involves cultists somehow creating the sharkanado causing chaos only to be discovered that it is being used to awaken cthulhu. 😂
I watch it lol. I know it doesn't make sense anymore but for some reason I can't stop watching
@@dac6157 lol it’s ok. We can always put you into therapy. Ik that show has to be scarring (just playin. Enjoy what you like) 😂😂😂
@@heysilly1341 its terrifying I have nightmares about moth men
@@dac6157 I’m so sorry hun. I’m praying for better dreams for you 🙏🏽💖💖💖
This show is literally the best. I challenge any team to write anything more farcically ridiculous than Riverdale.
I was in a medically induced coma earlier this year and the things I saw while I was under made more sense than Riverdale
Are we not gonna talk about the fact that Cheryl's friend talking about her grandmother wanting to sacrifice her to an Eldridge Terror was a nod to Sabrina??
I thought the same because the actress is Agatha from Sabrina
The shows were meant to cross over this season, but sabrina got canceled. Explains a lot actually
“Eldritch” terror
@@lilac.mascara That's interesting. But I wonder if the shows would still be able to cross over since Roberto is in charge of both of them. They are technically on different networks but both shows do take place in the same universe, and it would be great to see some familiar faces and have it be an actual crossover so we could have somewhat of a coherent plot for once. I know Sabrina is technically over but the potential is there.
@@Nova_3579 they were meant to cross over and there were rumours for years but it never happened and sabrina got cancelled
"Things making sense"
Riverdale writers: Imma pretend i don't know what that is.
Also Riverdale writers : "I don't care about quality, I just want my paycheck" 😂😂
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Riverdale writers: yeah, let's have this character survive symptomatic rabies! That's not fatal, right? He could totally just bounce back from it with a couple weird dreams :)
Yea i mean what even is this show
Riverdale writers: "Define making sense"
How many drugs did the writers and the producers of this horrible boring and non sens show take?
Like HOW MANY??????
Take in count everyone that all what i'm about to say is all a joke:
Thanks to my research,i found out that the capacity of drugs the writers consume are literally thousands of metric tons of all the drugs in existence (yeah, including the weed that turns you cannibal from crypt tv).
If you're thinking: damn ¿how those motherf***ers are able to live and still write the show?
The answer: they don't. For you see, when every writer of the show gets to the limit and die in a overdose, a new writer replace it, figuratively and literally (they change the faces, their names, and even have high technology from the goverment to implant the memories of their deceased counterparts)
With something this lacking in narrative sense and poor human rights practice, i'm surprised this is still airing.
@@julianmartinez4719 lmao
The last season I watched was like season 2 and I remember this show being a simple teen drama, now all of the sudden there are mythical creatures and mysteries everywhere, wow I’ve missed a lot of stuff it’s a whole different show now.
does anyone actually still watch this show unironically? i can't imagine how that could even be physically possible
"Mimicking the holy wounds of Jason"
Wasn't the dude shot in his head? When was Jason pierced through his hands?
I asked the same question
Yeahhhhh they just go for shock value while poking at Christianity 🥸
I thought they said Jesus. They need to enunciate better
Right like they tried so hard to be edgy 😭😭
Well ya see, these hand wounds mimic the not-hand wounds of Jason because they’re also…wounds
“I’m ThE kInG oF tHe UnDeRwOrLd”
“whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt?”
@@agnez112 SHUT
If this show can keep going, Santa Clarita Diet can find an ending.
I loved that show so much!!!!
@@agnez112 no one wants your dollar store porn
@@arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 😂😂😂😭
I fuck*ng miss this show!
Oh that’s a show???
XD
I remember reading a comment written by someone who was roommates with someone who worked on the show on the makeup department. They were given scripts so they would know what makeup to do, and but they’d change the script without telling them, sometimes even on the day of shooting, would rush to write and edit things, and everyone working on it was left confused. So yeah, the people working on it legitimately don’t know what’s going on.
How is Kevin still in the woods when he can …just use a social media app. Like why, what the heck,
Riverdale’s ideas of how gay men hook up is stuck in the 70’s and it’s so weird.
LOL that's actually one of the least confusing things about Riverdale to me. There's different types of cruising: plenty of guys will go straight to the apps but at the end of the day some towns/cities do still have designated cruising areas where people gather lol. And even then sometimes it's both - guys use the app to find a hookup but they don't open it until they're actually at the cruising spot so they can see which guys are actually there. But the show established that Kevin liked to cruise in the woods and in this scene he's like.....halfway down Cheryl's driveway lol. So they expect us to believe Cheryl's front yard is the happening cruising spot now.
the cast are insane actors. not because they play the roles well they're just that good at pretending their show is any good
In a lot of interviews lili has literally said "yea the writers make most of it up as they go and just see what happens" even they cant pretend its any good lmaoo
You can see how his channel has grown just through his "Riverdale" reviews. Lol.
Like Alex always says 'What is Riverdale at this point?' I don't see Riverdale because you see it for me. Thank you Alex, I can see your dedication.
If Riverdale is set in the present then why does it feel like when Archie is fighting in the Army, its based in the 1940s?
built different?
Time travel
Riverdale does not have a specific era. The writers have been clear about that. Basically so that they can fuck with time and don't have to be consistent with anything and they can have characters use dated inventions just for aesthetic purposes 😂
Alex, you should do at least one of the “bring it on” movies. They’re all about competitive cheerleading squads and nauseatingly unrealistic. Perfect Alex movies honestly
I think Alex has officially lost his firetrucking mind!
Lol same
Kevin's entire plot line is religion and I am gay but can't get laid.
While everybody else is "We are trauma aka weirdos."
Best description
Watching Jughead go from one of my favorite characters (a smart person with an actual purpose) to that weirdo who hallucinates about Rat Kings is just Pain.
I only kept watching after the time jump in the hopes that Bughead would be reunited and lemme tell ya it has been a Struggle staying on board. Finally seeing them work together again on the whole highway killer thing felt refreshing though, the Nancy-Drew-on-crack serial killer hunting high school duo was always what really kept me watching
Oh I’ve got the perfect copy-paste for this occasion.
“In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.”
@@batwolfy7044 Yeah, that was funny cringe. Rat Kings is just PAIN
I only watched up to S3, but he's always been kind of a weirdo, which I liked
can we all just thank alex for his service? I couldn't make it past 3 episodes, yet Alex has made it through nearly 100 (93 total as of 9/22)
"There weren't aliens of Rat Kings. It was all a metaphor."
Is the show buttering us up for an it was all a dream reveal?
Alex:”River had officially lost it”
Me:”You’re telling me after all the batshit insane stuff that has happened after season 1 it only just now gives up”
5:13 - “But there is a hole inside you that you’re trying to fill, Kevin.” 😂😂
The animation made me laugh more
Riverdale is prefect example of we don't care about having a sensible storyline let's just give into people shipping of characters
When and how are they going to end this madness?!
So... Cheryl went from Queen bee to Queen of the bees. Yep, Riverdale has done it again
At this point, this has got to be intentional writing, I swear the writings are laughing their way to the bank by writing shitty scripts to get people to watch their shitty shows just to see how wack it is.
True, this is the only explanation that makes sense.
I am so proud of myself for making good choices. Like watching every Alex review of Riverdale, without watching a single solitary second of the actual show.
Yess!! 😭😂😂🙌
Riverdale at this point, is like a zombie. It’s dead but it’s still going.
6:05 Ma’am this is a Walmart. I’m gonna have to ask you to leave.
i offer my deepest condolenses in advance for the careers of every actor/actress/writer/director/producer/....../gaffer EVER to have EVER worked EVER on this show EVER
They green lit a season 6, after that queen of the bees line?! Holy balls who's holding the studio execs hostage?
I'm starting to genuinely wonder if this show is actually just one massive money laundering scheme for the CW execs and this is why it keeps going...and going...
@@Neekachu11 the showriters probably have a bet going for how far they can go with plot lines, and the one responsible for finally getting them fired gets the money
How much money is the show even making now? Is it a lot? Because if people stop watching the show, the ratings should drop and it shouldn’t be making as much. Maybe they’re just getting their funds from Warner Bros or Netflix which, why?
@@fizzydizzystudios4768 I don't think the CW trades in coin... Maybe souls or faces
How did the show go to from a random kid doing his teacher in a car to a random person getting abducted by aliens 💀
Hi Killua! Your show that you are in is a thousand times better than Riverdale.
Gradually, then suddenly.
No but fr
This show has only been on for 5 seasons?!? It sure feel a lot longer, wow. Good on you for hanging in there. I forget that Riverdale is like old school TV and unlike streaming shows it has about 20 episodes per season.
Anyone still watching Riverdale is either a stan of the cast or jobless.
I started to watch it yesterday.. i got bored with my life and l want to understand Alex's jokes..sooo🙄 yeah wish me luck lol!
Oof
@@missr5238 u okay now?
@@avastars3393 i now have a job so l do have time anymore to be bored etc.. so yes l am now fine. Thank you for asking 🙂
Felt that
It's going to get even more insane, bc they just announced sabrina is joining the cast next season. So now they are introducing witches and the devil 😆
The sad thing was I remember being so excited in season one.
Riverdale sounds like a dream you try to recall
The Riverdale writers thought that nobody liked their show so to make it likeable they added alien stuff to make it into a sci-fi and then to make it complex they covered it with the excuse of rabies. Thank you but this is a fever dream
I thought Riverdale is based on the comics, why they couldn't follow its prepared storyline?
What is the anime on your pfp?
Honestly aliens might even seem more believable than someone surviving symptomatic rabies. They couldn't pick a single other disease that makes you hallucinate?
thank you for putting yourself through this so we don't have to that is commitment right there
4:49 lol Cheryl's nana mustve been a witch from Greendale (Sabrina's town) 😂
So glad to 👂 hear you're hanging in there with This Series. 😆 so people like me can save time and don't have to (really) watch it . Thx @Alex Meyers !
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That scene at Cheryl's church where she mimics the wound in Christ's hands is... wow. I'm a Christian and if I was in a church that did that I would get up and leave.
Tbf they’re worshiping her dead brother
@@jibekmechler139 Which doesn't make sense because Jason wasn't crucified, he was shot in the head. Shouldn't her forehead bleed instead?
I know right, I just watch Alex’s breakdown of the show at this point (haven’t watched the actual show since season 3 lol). And when he talked about that part I was like whoaaaa that’s too much. It might be because I’m a Christian too that seemed too blasphemous, but idk I imagine that made non-Christians a little uncomfortable too😐
Same lol
@@jaybird5589 I’m Muslim and it also made me uncomfortable, the whole Cheryl church thing makes me uncomfortable
Watching Riverdale with high level expectations is like doing a MrBeast challenge...🙃
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
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RUclips: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
RUclips: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
RUclips: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
RUclips: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
I just finished ur playlist on riverdale while doing homework and this does put a simile on my face
I haven't watched this show for like three years and like... WTF! Did it get even weirder?
Yes!