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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 158

  • @connormcdonald5075
    @connormcdonald5075 9 месяцев назад +343

    finally, someone making simple food for the everyday working man!

  • @TrustMeIKnowThings
    @TrustMeIKnowThings 9 месяцев назад +113

    “Some beef I got on sale at Walmart…so I stock up when I go to Target” lol

  • @brady57277
    @brady57277 9 месяцев назад +395

    Always cooking the steak on the mysterious wood thing

    • @etowngftddummy
      @etowngftddummy 9 месяцев назад +54

      Lmao it's just to prevent the pan from burning the cutting board/table. It doesn't do anything else as much as he'll try to claim it's a bluetooth burner or something

    • @ripfrickingben
      @ripfrickingben 9 месяцев назад +119

      ​@etowngftddummy wdym it's definitely a bluetooth wooden burner

    • @2010Failbrids
      @2010Failbrids 9 месяцев назад +36

      @@etowngftddummyyou think his pan stays hot enough to cook a steak without a burner underneath? 😂😂

    • @grizzly6153
      @grizzly6153 9 месяцев назад +8

      🤦‍♂️

    • @grizzly6153
      @grizzly6153 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@2010Failbrids🤦‍♂️

  • @josebarsofire2953
    @josebarsofire2953 9 месяцев назад +325

    “I’m a chill dude I like to keep it simple”
    *Inserts A5 Olive Wagyu*

    • @KosongIce
      @KosongIce 9 месяцев назад +6

      Don't act smart just because you want to say something. That ain't olive wagyu.

    • @lmkeliz
      @lmkeliz 9 месяцев назад +17

      but that is wagyu
      @@KosongIce

    • @henry_does_art1808
      @henry_does_art1808 9 месяцев назад +20

      @@lmkeliz It’s walmart steak. Do you have ears?

    • @hawaiidispenser
      @hawaiidispenser 9 месяцев назад +2

      That's what happened, yep.

    • @badrmods
      @badrmods 9 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@henry_does_art1808 He was sarcastic... its a wagyu

  • @badicusvibesimus182
    @badicusvibesimus182 9 месяцев назад +124

    This will go great as a side with my one-pot six-pan 10-wok 25-baking sheet dinner.

    • @Liliphant_
      @Liliphant_ 8 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @_sir_reginald
      @_sir_reginald 6 месяцев назад

      hell yeah holding it down for the 15min meal gang ✊

  • @memegod2872
    @memegod2872 9 месяцев назад +11

    a true man's man's girlfriend's dog's husband's wife's nephew's second removed goldfish's kinda meal 10/10

  • @thiennguyen9747
    @thiennguyen9747 9 месяцев назад +12

    i following the voice over instruction,
    searing 60 each, flip about 4 times,
    after that the other cows came over and congratulate me by saying "well-done"

  • @myselfotaku9188
    @myselfotaku9188 9 месяцев назад +22

    It's very simple indeed 😋😋

  • @greggibson4770
    @greggibson4770 7 месяцев назад +7

    “I like to keep it simple, so I start with a black garlic honey.” 😂

  • @lahellight4337
    @lahellight4337 7 месяцев назад +2

    how is his pot/pan getting hot? seems like he's putting it on wood

  • @Sebidkk
    @Sebidkk 9 месяцев назад +6

    Ciabatta from France hit me every time dude xD

    • @robduxk2555
      @robduxk2555 9 месяцев назад

      Must be simpler and quicker than getting it from italy: hot tip

  • @FatPasta
    @FatPasta 9 месяцев назад +6

    I love how these videos beat at the food influencers or those DYI dudes with $200k worth of tools

  • @jeffmather728
    @jeffmather728 9 месяцев назад +15

    Just in case anyone was wondering im his billionaire client and my favorite meal is buffalo hot wings with a smoked old fashion and churros for dessert but he hates making that.

  • @EzraOConnor-ui4cm
    @EzraOConnor-ui4cm 9 месяцев назад +1

    So you’ve eaten A5 wagyu 10,000 times, your parents are working really hard huh.

  • @Bl1tz3r
    @Bl1tz3r 9 месяцев назад +3

    Preventing Kids from saying first👍

  • @ChubbyPopChaser
    @ChubbyPopChaser 8 месяцев назад +2

    Where can i buy that burner..

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 9 месяцев назад +4

    Why have I seen this one before? Oh. I guess maybe it had 7 seconds shaved off and uploaded as a short?

  • @jakuburban6289
    @jakuburban6289 9 месяцев назад +6

    I made this yesterday and it was delicious

  • @bonusmeme4691
    @bonusmeme4691 7 месяцев назад

    10,000 - (365 * 10) = 6350
    The numbers don't add up my guy. Tell me, where did those sandwiches come from? Surely those weren't the sandwiches you were supposed to give to the homeless, were they?

  • @aceee4386
    @aceee4386 7 месяцев назад +1

    Non-binary garlic 0:12

  • @chips700
    @chips700 8 месяцев назад

    Everyday for 10 years?😅 If its true, it sound so boring. There are so much tasty things in this world. Also who tf struggles this much for a sandwich in the morning before work lol

  • @vic.q
    @vic.q 9 месяцев назад +11

    I swear you can hear him hold back the laugh around the "private chef" part 😂

  • @PrettyLittle_Piss
    @PrettyLittle_Piss 9 месяцев назад +26

    Your troll commentary is so refreshing, love ya uwu

  • @rellstorri
    @rellstorri 9 месяцев назад +1

    I don’t like he said he got the steak from Walmart but then said he stocked up everytime he went to target…. Traitor

  • @fanfaretloudest
    @fanfaretloudest 9 месяцев назад +10

    Your lines always have little audio "easter eggs" like the walmart/target one. So much fun to listen for!

  • @hennysmith
    @hennysmith 9 месяцев назад +1

    What kinda bluetooth whichcraft is your "stove" made out of. Im guessing you just take it off of a real stoce for a couple of seconds to film the clip but even that seems like it wouldnt work everytime

  • @jrsilva85
    @jrsilva85 7 месяцев назад +1

    What are you cooking it on?

  • @AppleUser1111
    @AppleUser1111 9 месяцев назад +1

    If you eat it once a day then it would have taken you about 27.5 years…

  • @petegreen-jr7kf
    @petegreen-jr7kf 5 месяцев назад

    I have zero idea to believe any of the things that you say lol. You said you always buy beef when it's on sale at Walmart and then the same sentence you say meat that you bought from Target lol. The way you casually say things makes me both believe you but also question you lol

  • @jessiejustiss2311
    @jessiejustiss2311 2 месяца назад

    Will you make a video on how you cook your steaks on a grill? Particularly if you were going to meal prep for 3 to 4 days.

  • @misse2013
    @misse2013 9 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jadusiv
    @jadusiv 9 месяцев назад +1

    That doesn’t look like Walmart steak… nice marbling

  • @yefos420
    @yefos420 9 месяцев назад

    In todays economy??? I'll stick with my 2 dollar grilled cheese

  • @dnyce2083
    @dnyce2083 7 месяцев назад +1

    How are you cook the food? What’s that foldable thing you always use?

  • @SwiftyDeejay
    @SwiftyDeejay 3 месяца назад

    What the hell is that cooker I can’t find it anywhere and you never list it in your gear

  • @qosmic100
    @qosmic100 Месяц назад

    Is that a wireless cooking device? I don't see it connected to anything.

  • @bruv43
    @bruv43 5 месяцев назад

    Eggs do give you estrogen in minute amounts if the chickens are corn and soy fed.

  • @WestSyde303
    @WestSyde303 9 месяцев назад

    Fuck Walmart and target he says both

  • @donmarchini43
    @donmarchini43 5 месяцев назад

    What is that wooden burner-looking thing?

  • @kevinnelson2800
    @kevinnelson2800 7 месяцев назад

    You stock up on Walmart steaks every time you go to Target?

  • @EwesInYourBrainz
    @EwesInYourBrainz 9 месяцев назад +1

    not quite peak absurdity but hot damn its close

  • @143685753ton22y
    @143685753ton22y 9 месяцев назад +1

    BABE WAKE UP THE GOAT POSTED

  • @lawrencedarmawan3164
    @lawrencedarmawan3164 9 месяцев назад +1

    w28

  • @kindnessasgreatasthesea1158
    @kindnessasgreatasthesea1158 7 месяцев назад

    No. Too much work. Too expensive.

  • @WallOrange
    @WallOrange 9 месяцев назад

    you think people would do that?
    go on the internet and tell lies?

  • @RosiYYAP
    @RosiYYAP 8 месяцев назад

    Ok but like it does look fire though

  • @Harbor420
    @Harbor420 9 месяцев назад +1

    What is the difference between garlic and black garlic? Ive heard its sweetness. If it is, i gotta sandy that would be ONPOINT for such a flavy flav

    • @bbrainstormer2036
      @bbrainstormer2036 9 месяцев назад +1

      This video is a joke, but black garlic is just garlic that's been aged

  • @gary-v5q
    @gary-v5q 2 месяца назад

    Goddamn magic cooking trivet

  • @sacredlegendz1075
    @sacredlegendz1075 9 месяцев назад +1

    Can we get a lie counter?😭

  • @TaylorG0014
    @TaylorG0014 9 месяцев назад +1

    The jalepenero jam 😂💀

  • @3s0teric-q3v
    @3s0teric-q3v 9 месяцев назад

    Go back to feeding the homeless

  • @x_star6100
    @x_star6100 9 месяцев назад +1

    man walmart are you going to 😭

  • @UAintGotNoYeezys
    @UAintGotNoYeezys 9 месяцев назад

    That steak looks cheap, too much white stuff and not enough red/brown.

  • @dark2000king
    @dark2000king 9 месяцев назад

    What’s that a sugar sandwich 🤢 🤮

  • @BusStopProductions.
    @BusStopProductions. 9 месяцев назад +1

    Happy 🕯️ Kawanzza!i

  • @vihangamage9365
    @vihangamage9365 9 месяцев назад +1

    why are his knife skills so damn good

  • @CrustaceousB
    @CrustaceousB 9 месяцев назад

    Was the inspiration for this video a certain bald and very kind individual living in Japan? Because your voice in this reminds me so much of him.

  • @futurfry
    @futurfry 9 месяцев назад

    Your poor arteries man 😔

  • @michaelhartley8426
    @michaelhartley8426 7 месяцев назад

    Eggs for extra estrogen?

  • @elliotkim2349
    @elliotkim2349 5 месяцев назад

    are you a private chef

  • @hansjorgstengelmair1948
    @hansjorgstengelmair1948 4 месяца назад

    One year has 1000 days

  • @aravartanian7578
    @aravartanian7578 8 месяцев назад

    New to this channel. What on earth is he cooking on top of? A wood block with some kind of ring on it? What kind of sorcery is this?

  • @EvanGeorgeR
    @EvanGeorgeR 9 месяцев назад

    Yo, just a lil suggestion as a video editor. Think it’s worth putting captions towards the top or bottom of the frame instead of the center.
    You spend the time to get a pretty shot and just stick text over it, plus I think it draws attention away from the actual cooking. Just a thought, keep it up!

  • @bmxrider8188
    @bmxrider8188 9 месяцев назад

    Simple they say
    ... Black Garlic and Wagu they say

  • @Xoxo-Raccoon
    @Xoxo-Raccoon 9 месяцев назад

    Yea.. Simple...😭

  • @IvanTaran1
    @IvanTaran1 8 месяцев назад

    "I'm a chill dude so I like to keep it single" In a 1 minute video, 30 seconds in, never tasted any of the ingredients, and never heard of most of them 💀

  • @MyNuggetSoft
    @MyNuggetSoft 9 месяцев назад

    I wonder if this guy knows that heart disease is a leading cause of death

    • @khabbad
      @khabbad 9 месяцев назад

      This whole thing is satire, it’s a joke. That steak looks like Kobe or wagyu definitely not from Walmart not to mention the rest of the process. It’s mean to be a joke that a 100 dollar sandwich

  • @minthecarpenter6458
    @minthecarpenter6458 9 месяцев назад

    “I keep it simple”
    *Proceeds to get out fucking wagyu and black garlic, then torch it*

  • @jameswozny1997
    @jameswozny1997 9 месяцев назад

    Wouldn't that mean you have eaten it 3 times a day? 10,000 times, at once a day, comes up to about 27 years.

  • @ethantong4271
    @ethantong4271 9 месяцев назад

    repost smh

  • @grawakendream8980
    @grawakendream8980 9 месяцев назад

    that means you've eaten twice a day every day since you were ten years old if my maths right

  • @Kwisatz-Chaderach
    @Kwisatz-Chaderach 7 месяцев назад

    "Take the steak i got from Walmart" "I just stock up at Target" 🤔

  • @KealanJamesBrady
    @KealanJamesBrady 9 месяцев назад

    Kai. 1. Where can we get that swagyu. 2. What is that little mat, how does it work, and how can I get one. Cheers

  • @stalin208
    @stalin208 9 месяцев назад

    Have fun explaining this to your bank.

  • @ASofterDayHere
    @ASofterDayHere 9 месяцев назад

    Gay guy

  • @TheGuyWhoIsSitting
    @TheGuyWhoIsSitting 9 месяцев назад

    I think I might try the jalapeño jam.

  • @lusteraliaszero
    @lusteraliaszero 9 месяцев назад

    we spread a little misinformation

  • @DeadT.V3
    @DeadT.V3 9 месяцев назад

    😂 asians are funny little things.

  • @b.johnathanwarriorinagarde7980
    @b.johnathanwarriorinagarde7980 9 месяцев назад

    The chaos and lies in this video serve a higher purpose.

  • @matthewrogersmusic
    @matthewrogersmusic 9 месяцев назад

    We cannot trust anything he says

  • @lynchinjesus
    @lynchinjesus 9 месяцев назад

    You sound like someone that just learned what sarcasm is. Jesus dude. People say “when” for grounding pepper on a salad. We are all screaming when on the awful turret syndrome sarcasm every single sentence. Less is more sometimes.

  • @TJG15
    @TJG15 9 месяцев назад

    Was this uploaded twice 😮

  • @alfredocalderon8994
    @alfredocalderon8994 9 месяцев назад

    What is that thing you use to heat your food?

  • @daltonlowes1
    @daltonlowes1 7 месяцев назад

    That looks phenomenal

  • @MrTraveller.
    @MrTraveller. 9 месяцев назад

    Senpai Kai Hits Different

  • @dddi2571
    @dddi2571 9 месяцев назад

    First (prevent this)

  • @khabbad
    @khabbad 9 месяцев назад

    😂 love it!!!

  • @bonquaviusdingle5720
    @bonquaviusdingle5720 9 месяцев назад

    This video can't be real if he ate that every day for all those years he'd be dead from a heart attack

    • @Negniwret
      @Negniwret 7 месяцев назад

      bro if he ate that every day, it'd be the only thing he does

  • @Dr.Gonzo-
    @Dr.Gonzo- 9 месяцев назад +2

    I just want to say...that I've been clued in to this channel on a casual level for a couple years now. And I love how it's gone from general high-quality cooking content to basically internet cooking memes with a twist in a relatively short time. It's not unrecognized or unappreciated. This comment is A5 wagyu btw.

  • @ANewEvilRising
    @ANewEvilRising 9 месяцев назад +3

    He's a personal chef for a billionaire? That's dope

    • @salmon.enthusiast
      @salmon.enthusiast 9 месяцев назад +4

      He also buys that Walmart brand wagyu at Target

    • @Omnibushido-
      @Omnibushido- 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@salmon.enthusiast He’s so humble 😩

  • @FNigslol
    @FNigslol 9 месяцев назад +1

    Its pathetic how unoriginal this community is

  • @JohnDoe-xo2yf
    @JohnDoe-xo2yf 9 месяцев назад +1

    Shitty utility grade beef

  • @kyugreywolf6801
    @kyugreywolf6801 9 месяцев назад

    WHAT IS SIMPLE ABOUT THIS

  • @allnamesaretakenb4
    @allnamesaretakenb4 9 месяцев назад

    This was dumb. "Dont recommend channel"

    • @matty4351
      @matty4351 9 месяцев назад

      someone's jealous of his 6 pack

  • @hhh-ul2uu
    @hhh-ul2uu 9 месяцев назад

    All the 'trolling' in this video pissed me off ngl