Last game I played the DM introduced a kobold NPC that he specifically designed to be obnoxious, chatty, and kinda clingy. I'm pretty sure he was going for the same ballpark as Scrappy Doo. Unfortunately for him, he also made him pathetic and small so the party kept him around out of pity, at least at first. The very first combat encounter this little shit wins initiative and gets a nat 20 with a thrown explosive, instantly deleting 3 enemies. He was our team mascot from then on, whether he liked it or not.
The Party: It says here that a single Kobold is only worth a 1/6th challenge rating. The DM: So, in other words, throwing 600 Kobolds at you in a fight would be equivalent to 100 level 1 enemies? The Party: How many spell slots do we have again? The DM: Not enough, I can tell you that much!
@@booleah6357 Kobolds are smart, so they will employ trickery to gain an upper hand. Lots of traps, lots of ambushes, some nasty spells, maybe even pet aninals. It's likely kobolds would lead some monster to the party or smth like that. Kobolds might be weak, but kobolds are very smart. Like more chaotic gnomes.
@@Furemius ho-ho! foolish internet goer, I am an *Ex-Furry!* You've fallen for my trap and thusly get the "No u" Also, bold to assume a greatwolf milf doesn't need herself some minions... Well, someone who appears to be a greatwolf milf. lol
Mine did the same thing to a Kenku Assassin NPC. It landed a critical hit on her that only took out her Armor of Agathys without actually dealing any damage to her, and her Constitution stat was high enough that she immediately shrugged off the poison, then started chasing it while shouting: "Meanie!" And failing to actually hit him with her Eldritch blasts. For comparison, the same exact attack that she completely shrugged off had almost insta-killed the Rogue and the Bard already, so failing to so much as slightly slow down the tiny Warlock made the guy assume she was too powerful for him to defeat. He ran away screaming, and she chased him for two rounds before coming back to heal the injured because the Cleric was refusing to do it again...
Made a kobold paladin who is pledged to a gold dragon with the simplest oath: get money + get paid. A good chunk of what he finds / earns goes to his deity, but it's kind of liberating getting to have the paladin playstyle without the stuffy paladin tropes.
The song singer "kobolds their kinda weak" Me (literally witnesses a single kobold berzerker take down 25 town guards before being killed) Also me "uh someone better tell him they invested in both strength and vitality"
@@Alpha00Fox yeah it's mostly just 18 strength and 18 vitality (pretty sure that's the one that effects total health points) the rest of the points is up to you
I recent have been able to play DnD and my first character is a Kobolod Cleric with the slave backstory, without getting to much into it. with my flip flopping luck on dice I've gotten everything from a -2 (cause a corpse to boom by touching it) to accidentally summoning a random god cause technically he is accidentally worshipping a children's book. its been glorious and chaotic.
Meanwhile me playing with the Kobold mod in Deep Rock Galactic, turning a game about a group of neutral proffessional party into a chaotic funny party.
I started playing for a while, then slowly lost interest.....then i found the fantastic kobold mod and suddenly hooked to the game again (i especially love the many guilty-Loot-bug quotes and the "UuunCLEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAN" scream xD )
@@mermidion7552 Or the game/show references when Steeve dies. "Steeve, what happened!? STEEVE!? STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!" "OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED STEEVE! YOU BASTARDS!!!"
@@spicysalad3013 Yep, and here's how it looks if instead of 4 drunken dwarves, you play as 4 chaotic kobolds. :D ruclips.net/video/5LGVz-ONeKE/видео.html&pp=ygUURFJHIGtvYm9sZCB2b2ljZSBtb2Q%3D ruclips.net/video/GA4ELGAzjsg/видео.html&pp=ygUURFJHIGtvYm9sZCB2b2ljZSBtb2Q%3D ruclips.net/video/We0jTkxBru0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/-PBYRhB_RxA/видео.html
I has a Kobold Artificer with a full bandolier of various grenades and a Light Machine Gun. He has also been blessed in the name of two gods and has met a third. Yes, this is an actual character. I fill the party's role of crowd controller.
I too have a Kobold Artificer, let me ask, has yours ever swallowed the ring of winter, a dragon orb, and a talisman of purity? I don't know how exactly I managed to eat the orb, but the other two things resulted in my boy going from psychotic mad scientist making bad rune enchantments to the only morally "good" Kobold clan leader in the setting, and probably the only person to ever have to roll a d4 for self-damage every time I use the ring's power. (it's kind of like a less efficient ice breath that the white dragonborn have) ended up having a posse of 4 that were on call so long as we were within a radius of the party's favorite city or its sewer systems. Still waiting for the next session to see what the orb has done to me, if he dies, just know he died doing what he loved with a wisdom stat of 6, and an intelligence of 22
@PrintsStuff Can't say that my artificer has done any of those. He did resist mind control from an aspect of a god and (alongside the party) defeat an Archfey, though. But I have a question for you. Does your artificer have tear gas and flashbangs?
never played DND, but i'm mildly obsessed with Kobolds & Dragons. I wanted to play as a winged Kobold. Maybe a dragon obsesed human with a Pseudodragon pet. Or be the winged Kobold with a Pseudodragon that mistakes me for one of it's own.
As a kobold lover, this is a banger. Lmfao 😭 We love our scaley little shits, the dumb little goobers. It's okay when they do something bad because they're silly and adorable.
Literally Goblins with dragonblood. Think about what makes a goblin, and salt it with dragon. You got a horribly adaptable horde of colourful claws that will take all your shinies, and may your god or goddess help you should you invade their den, they're tunnellers and trapsters, expect a teamate to be burried alive and they got a sharp a mind as anything. They're idiots because most of them don't live to their 20s or get any deeper education, but the caves don't suffer fools long, but can live about 120-ish years maybe, maybe more. Dragonblood afterall.
They also possess an amazing work ethic, and genuinely enjoy performing manual labor as long as it goes towards helping their tribe. Many cities within D&D actually employ kobolds for mining resources and maintaining sewer systems. As long as they're treated fairly, kobolds have no problem working for other people.
I found this through a clip of someone siccing a bunch of kobold-filled FireWire barrels on Moonrise Towers in BG3 and I’ve gotta say, this song really fits the vibe they had going there 😂 All hail the chaotic tiny lizards!
And here I am currently playing a Kobold Barbarian (Storm Warden path) in an online campaign. He may have a habit of biting ankles. Not his fault, he was raised by wolves.
It used to be that the "kobolds are dog people" and "kobolds are lizard people" factions were evenly matched, but the dog faction is like GONE now due to lizard kobolds being depicted as incredibly cute, kinda pathetic, and lovably dumb in media and video games. Cute wins, folks.
I made a black scaled kobold, promptly named Yvern. If you can understand the pun there then wonderful! All I can say is he got the nickname nut cracker, ball destroyer, children ender. You can guess what class he was, btw he was 40 years old for a kobold.
We played a session last week. And we ran into a "barbarian kobold". It was apparently going to kill us. I rolled the dice. Got a 10 and I just said "fuck you little shit" and just busted it's head open with a little thing I like to call the " fck your shit up-inator 2000" but what it actually is a giant hammer.
I’m gonna just make a kobold pc just to test how to survive with such low hp- oh hey Maybe I should only make kobolds now! - the infection of a kobold pc.
I could totally see a Kobold having some hilarious interactions with a carbuncle from South American mythology; a kind of rodent that has a gem in its forehead. Pretty, pretty, shiny, shiny... XD
In my current D&D, The whole party is Kobolds that weren't supposed to be born kobolds, since they are the spawn of Bahamut and other verious dragons... So basically Kobolds with pure dragon blood... And I happen to play a Circle of the Moon Druid, AND starting at Level 11, we manifested our dragon forms, which also unlocked an additional class... So when in dragon form, I play a Druid Monk.
My kobold PC has bit 18 humans, 1 ghost, 2 wraiths, 3 specters, and a lich His name is among those whispered and feared in necromantic circles The party cannot dissuade or physically stop his dietary habits (find a body, eat it) because he's particular with the magic items he's collected, more than making up for any weaknesses I love Adventure's League
not to shit on the song but here is a funny story a bunch of dwarves came up to me in hunt showdown and they played their song ruclips.net/video/zzF1cworKPg/видео.html they knew the lyrics and they songed outside my kobold lair, i impressed clap my hands and let them know that their song is amazing then one says "HEY KOBOLD WHERE IS YOUR SONG?" i check my soundpad to see if i have we all lift together from warframe but i have nothing koboldy like so one of them exclaims "OH WAIT I FOUND IT!" and plays this song. they stay in silence not saying a word, then they start to loudly laugh after 15 seconds of this song i say "OK OK ENOUGH STOP PLEASE, YOU GUYS CAN HAVE THE LOOT MERCY, JUST STOP" i proceed to come out with my ego shattered to the ground wanting to cry as i hear their laughter in the distance .......... we need a hardcore kobold song :,C please if there is someone that can make something hardcore for kobolds i will love it with my life
@@ezithekobold5029 these possessions may include but are not limited to: any and all land or property you own, any possessions located on your person or property, and any stored possessions being stored elsewhere. Afterwhich, on the date you are reading this, you will be forcibly taken to conduct with “the manager” on the allegations against your person(s).
Kobolds of Toril, the single most potential power in a race in all the realms. Level one they can become more powerful than Ao the Overdeity. Even without the help of Pazuzu, they can naturally cast spells as a second level sorcerer regardless of their class, feats, or alternate racial features. Further, with age they can gain immense power, an old level one Kobold could easily have forty health and the same number of attacks per round as a dragon, make them endure Bahamut's ritual and they can even breathe fire or fly.
![Welcome to Hell 2 - [Part 1]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ITfyrnrQRoE/mqdefault.jpg)
Last game I played the DM introduced a kobold NPC that he specifically designed to be obnoxious, chatty, and kinda clingy. I'm pretty sure he was going for the same ballpark as Scrappy Doo. Unfortunately for him, he also made him pathetic and small so the party kept him around out of pity, at least at first. The very first combat encounter this little shit wins initiative and gets a nat 20 with a thrown explosive, instantly deleting 3 enemies. He was our team mascot from then on, whether he liked it or not.
Hearing about him is adorable
This story made me smile
Badass story!
Fantasy is different from reality but I can see why people may not like to deal with reality.
Never under estimate a dragon! Even a 2ft tall one
Bold words for someone in shin kicking range
The Party: It says here that a single Kobold is only worth a 1/6th challenge rating.
The DM: So, in other words, throwing 600 Kobolds at you in a fight would be equivalent to 100 level 1 enemies?
The Party: How many spell slots do we have again?
The DM: Not enough, I can tell you that much!
Sounds like they've never met tuckers kobolds
@@booleah6357 Kobolds are smart, so they will employ trickery to gain an upper hand. Lots of traps, lots of ambushes, some nasty spells, maybe even pet aninals. It's likely kobolds would lead some monster to the party or smth like that.
Kobolds might be weak, but kobolds are very smart. Like more chaotic gnomes.
@@Alex-cq1zr yes, vicious little buggers.
Don't forget pack tactics. They attack with advantage
ALWAYS
100 level 1 enemies is still insanely hard to fight without mob combat rules.
Kobolds are the best minions and I will fight for this... *I promise I'm not a dragon.*
@@Furemius ho-ho! foolish internet goer, I am an *Ex-Furry!* You've fallen for my trap and thusly get the "No u"
Also, bold to assume a greatwolf milf doesn't need herself some minions... Well, someone who appears to be a greatwolf milf. lol
As someone who has only really ever played Dragonborns… kobolds are tasty shocked and fried, don’t ask why I can say that
Ehehehem...
*Point* Vore. @@hwyadoin_alt
@@thewolfstu nonono that’s not it NO NO NO DONT GO THERE
@@hwyadoin_alt >:)
kobolds primarily exist to be adopted by roving adventurer parties who just slaughtered all their immediate family
they say the truth hurts, and i feel wounded right now.
Can confirm, I adopted one and he's my son on paper.
kobolds are precious lil lap dragons you can cuddle
YESS!!!
IKRRRR
As a kobold, i have traumatized a cult leader for fun and he ran away before the full extend of a kobold's wrath could hit
Oh my god same, was a Kobold monk and bullied a cult leader with stunning strike, met him again and he had ptsd.
Mine did the same thing to a Kenku Assassin NPC. It landed a critical hit on her that only took out her Armor of Agathys without actually dealing any damage to her, and her Constitution stat was high enough that she immediately shrugged off the poison, then started chasing it while shouting: "Meanie!" And failing to actually hit him with her Eldritch blasts.
For comparison, the same exact attack that she completely shrugged off had almost insta-killed the Rogue and the Bard already, so failing to so much as slightly slow down the tiny Warlock made the guy assume she was too powerful for him to defeat.
He ran away screaming, and she chased him for two rounds before coming back to heal the injured because the Cleric was refusing to do it again...
Made a kobold paladin who is pledged to a gold dragon with the simplest oath: get money + get paid.
A good chunk of what he finds / earns goes to his deity, but it's kind of liberating getting to have the paladin playstyle without the stuffy paladin tropes.
The song singer "kobolds their kinda weak"
Me (literally witnesses a single kobold berzerker take down 25 town guards before being killed)
Also me "uh someone better tell him they invested in both strength and vitality"
Can I get the build stat-wise? Sounds awesome for my -party- character sheet to -deal- have around... for fun of course.
*(Not a DM)*
@@Alpha00Fox yeah it's mostly just 18 strength and 18 vitality (pretty sure that's the one that effects total health points) the rest of the points is up to you
@@rileymiller3154 Thanks! I wasn't sure if you had a custom stat block or if it was a player character.
yeah. kinda weak. if they had normal str they would have walked away alive after doing that. ;D
I recent have been able to play DnD and my first character is a Kobolod Cleric with the slave backstory, without getting to much into it. with my flip flopping luck on dice I've gotten everything from a -2 (cause a corpse to boom by touching it) to accidentally summoning a random god cause technically he is accidentally worshipping a children's book. its been glorious and chaotic.
Kobolds are better than goblins, it’s a truth yall need to accept. Like just look at these scaly lil guys, (Certified Dragon lover)
Scaly brother
💚🦎♥
Meanwhile me playing with the Kobold mod in Deep Rock Galactic, turning a game about a group of neutral proffessional party into a chaotic funny party.
I started playing for a while, then slowly lost interest.....then i found the fantastic kobold mod and suddenly hooked to the game again (i especially love the many guilty-Loot-bug quotes and the "UuunCLEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAN" scream xD )
@@mermidion7552 Or the game/show references when Steeve dies.
"Steeve, what happened!? STEEVE!? STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!"
"OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED STEEVE! YOU BASTARDS!!!"
AAAAA HOW DO I INSTALL MODS I WANNA BE A SPACE KOBOLD
you can mod DRG?!
@@spicysalad3013 Yep, and here's how it looks if instead of 4 drunken dwarves, you play as 4 chaotic kobolds. :D
ruclips.net/video/5LGVz-ONeKE/видео.html&pp=ygUURFJHIGtvYm9sZCB2b2ljZSBtb2Q%3D
ruclips.net/video/GA4ELGAzjsg/видео.html&pp=ygUURFJHIGtvYm9sZCB2b2ljZSBtb2Q%3D
ruclips.net/video/We0jTkxBru0/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/-PBYRhB_RxA/видео.html
"Cocky little shits" XD
We are tho
As a Kobold.. This is acceptable. I want more.
I *AM* a dragon! Fear me! I do NOT squeek!
oh hey, a new kobold to hoard
@@marsar1775 n-no?! im.. uh... oh no
Adorable~
@@marsar1775 n-no you! not possible, am fierce!
already squeakin!@@DragesNolya
I has a Kobold Artificer with a full bandolier of various grenades and a Light Machine Gun. He has also been blessed in the name of two gods and has met a third. Yes, this is an actual character. I fill the party's role of crowd controller.
I too have a Kobold Artificer, let me ask, has yours ever swallowed the ring of winter, a dragon orb, and a talisman of purity? I don't know how exactly I managed to eat the orb, but the other two things resulted in my boy going from psychotic mad scientist making bad rune enchantments to the only morally "good" Kobold clan leader in the setting, and probably the only person to ever have to roll a d4 for self-damage every time I use the ring's power. (it's kind of like a less efficient ice breath that the white dragonborn have) ended up having a posse of 4 that were on call so long as we were within a radius of the party's favorite city or its sewer systems.
Still waiting for the next session to see what the orb has done to me, if he dies, just know he died doing what he loved with a wisdom stat of 6, and an intelligence of 22
@PrintsStuff Can't say that my artificer has done any of those. He did resist mind control from an aspect of a god and (alongside the party) defeat an Archfey, though. But I have a question for you. Does your artificer have tear gas and flashbangs?
As a dragon, thank you for the motivation music for my sla... workers.
I want to just hug one.
Well just learn draconic and give em a shiny in return for a hug.
That’s a huge mood.
**squik**
we call those itty bitty lizzards yippers.
never played DND, but i'm mildly obsessed with Kobolds & Dragons. I wanted to play as a winged Kobold. Maybe a dragon obsesed human with a Pseudodragon pet. Or be the winged Kobold with a Pseudodragon that mistakes me for one of it's own.
As a kobold lover, this is a banger. Lmfao 😭
We love our scaley little shits, the dumb little goobers. It's okay when they do something bad because they're silly and adorable.
Scalies bullying furries? Neat
Civil war
One of my first characters was a kobold wizard. Later remade her for a level 20 one shot. She had her own clan in airships.
Liking the new name, and as a fan of kobolds, I approve of the song!
Kobolds are crazy, I love em, but I tend to love any odd species
They will drown you in debt?
You just gave me an idea for my next character
i love this!! as a kobold in my dnd game that is a dragon shaman XD i love it!!!
This makes me happy
Specifically because i always play kobolds
Literally Goblins with dragonblood. Think about what makes a goblin, and salt it with dragon. You got a horribly adaptable horde of colourful claws that will take all your shinies, and may your god or goddess help you should you invade their den, they're tunnellers and trapsters, expect a teamate to be burried alive and they got a sharp a mind as anything. They're idiots because most of them don't live to their 20s or get any deeper education, but the caves don't suffer fools long, but can live about 120-ish years maybe, maybe more. Dragonblood afterall.
They also possess an amazing work ethic, and genuinely enjoy performing manual labor as long as it goes towards helping their tribe. Many cities within D&D actually employ kobolds for mining resources and maintaining sewer systems. As long as they're treated fairly, kobolds have no problem working for other people.
@@Nyrufalegit just asking for the employers to not be an a**.
I found this through a clip of someone siccing a bunch of kobold-filled FireWire barrels on Moonrise Towers in BG3 and I’ve gotta say, this song really fits the vibe they had going there 😂
All hail the chaotic tiny lizards!
How am I just fiindng out about this song now... it's better then I expected.
GET HIS ASS, KOBOLDS
Rolling up a Kobold Druid for the current campaign I’m in. Can’t wait to see how long he lasts.
(I might need to roll up a new Kobold)
I recognize all of these people and idk how to feel about that
name em
And here I am currently playing a Kobold Barbarian (Storm Warden path) in an online campaign. He may have a habit of biting ankles. Not his fault, he was raised by wolves.
Ah yes kobolds. Otherwise known as gateway scalies/furries
It used to be that the "kobolds are dog people" and "kobolds are lizard people" factions were evenly matched, but the dog faction is like GONE now due to lizard kobolds being depicted as incredibly cute, kinda pathetic, and lovably dumb in media and video games. Cute wins, folks.
What about rat-kobolds?
@@Ranger1741Good point, I had forgotten about them. Funny how the same name came to mean so many things.
Unless you're in Japan. Doggo kobolds are still king there.
@@jaredthehawk3870 Really? Huh, interesting. Sounds more fun that kobolds basically being goblins with scales. :)
I've heard this easily 20 times now, and I gotta say. I adore this whole song. Well done!
I made a black scaled kobold, promptly named Yvern. If you can understand the pun there then wonderful! All I can say is he got the nickname nut cracker, ball destroyer, children ender. You can guess what class he was, btw he was 40 years old for a kobold.
Hah. Someone who actually understands how to spell and pronounce Wyvern.
We played a session last week. And we ran into a "barbarian kobold". It was apparently going to kill us. I rolled the dice. Got a 10 and I just said "fuck you little shit" and just busted it's head open with a little thing I like to call the " fck your shit up-inator 2000" but what it actually is a giant hammer.
I once DMed a one shot purely of Kobolds. Was as expected: pure chaos and mayhem.
What did that guy on the thumbnail do to those kobolds?
Annoy them, they’re currently putting him in debt
Yap yap!
Oh god, Google has learned to speak Kobold!
Welp, at least we know how to speak to them once they take over
Good I was wondering how to speak their language now on to Drcoconic
Bro my ratman pirate is always a bro to kobolds. He knows they know how to party
the tactical kobold barrel is totally a valid offensive strategy to use in BG3
I’m gonna just make a kobold pc just to test how to survive with such low hp- oh hey Maybe I should only make kobolds now! - the infection of a kobold pc.
This is such a BOP what the heck
Never played DND ever, but I know what Kobolds are 😊
The thumbnail if funny, they're pulling your tail, that's horrible 😢
He’s just taking it lol.
That's why I love kobold
the most pettable species
I could totally see a Kobold having some hilarious interactions with a carbuncle from South American mythology; a kind of rodent that has a gem in its forehead. Pretty, pretty, shiny, shiny... XD
exquisite
As someone whose favorite dnd creature is the kobold, I love this so damn much
Thanks for the theme song king
question1: what is your gender
male or female?
neither for I kobold!
- What is your Gender?
- Kobold!
- No like what is in your pants.
- A knife!
- NOO!
This song made me laugh my ass off😂
Can I just say that I damn love your voice.
Damn it, my kobolds got out again!
This is so cute!!!
The theme aong of the supreme race!
In my current D&D, The whole party is Kobolds that weren't supposed to be born kobolds, since they are the spawn of Bahamut and other verious dragons... So basically Kobolds with pure dragon blood... And I happen to play a Circle of the Moon Druid, AND starting at Level 11, we manifested our dragon forms, which also unlocked an additional class... So when in dragon form, I play a Druid Monk.
i want to breed a kobold
dammit, this super catchy. Kobolds sound so cute.
I do not squeak 😡
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Not in public anyway😏
kobolds are the most furry species you can choose in dnd
Have you never heard of tabaxi? I think they are even from the same book.
Tabaxi and Harengon, both fellow members of the _Mordenkainen Presents: Monsters of the Multiverse_ player races, would like to have a word with you.
My kobold PC has bit 18 humans, 1 ghost, 2 wraiths, 3 specters, and a lich
His name is among those whispered and feared in necromantic circles
The party cannot dissuade or physically stop his dietary habits (find a body, eat it) because he's particular with the magic items he's collected, more than making up for any weaknesses
I love Adventure's League
I call them little cuties. heeh
now make a song about goblins, the best race in dnd
You don't know fun until you play a pack tactics kobold wizard or dex based fighter in full derp mode
Don’t know which is funnier. The song or that letting captions on and see it process kobold as cobalt.
Yip!
Awesome, keep it up!
Western Kobolds beating up an Eastern Kobold? (Central Kobolds resemble a cross between dwarves and fairies.)
For a second I thought the art looked familiar
Nice!
I love this song
*Tosses garlic bread*
not to shit on the song but here is a funny story
a bunch of dwarves came up to me in hunt showdown and they played their song ruclips.net/video/zzF1cworKPg/видео.html
they knew the lyrics and they songed outside my kobold lair, i impressed clap my hands and let them know that their song is amazing
then one says "HEY KOBOLD WHERE IS YOUR SONG?" i check my soundpad to see if i have we all lift together from warframe but i have nothing koboldy like
so one of them exclaims "OH WAIT I FOUND IT!" and plays this song.
they stay in silence not saying a word, then they start to loudly laugh
after 15 seconds of this song i say "OK OK ENOUGH STOP PLEASE, YOU GUYS CAN HAVE THE LOOT MERCY, JUST STOP"
i proceed to come out with my ego shattered to the ground wanting to cry as i hear their laughter in the distance
.......... we need a hardcore kobold song :,C
please if there is someone that can make something hardcore for kobolds i will love it with my life
Love it
thicc!
Wait hang on hold up dose geckos count i must know
Is this on Spotify?
RAHHHHH
Love from a Vaush and JoeCraft fan!
Yip
How to trash a cool fantasy monster in 2 minutes 14 seconds
I have a prejudice against kobolds because my first dnd game ever the dnd used them instead of goblins as the little minion enemies
K-Pop! Or Kobold music!
I swear this song is made for furries who have either have made or seen so VILE stuff
Nick Jr ahh song
Do not do this
Kobolds with hair look off lol
And yeah not really a fan of this aint gonna lieeee
BOOOOOOO WE HATE KOBOLDS
We hate you too :3
Were gonna steal your shit.
I disagree.
As a kobold, I can assure you that your mortal possessions will be "borrowed for inspection" by the kobold crew
@@ezithekobold5029 these possessions may include but are not limited to: any and all land or property you own, any possessions located on your person or property, and any stored possessions being stored elsewhere. Afterwhich, on the date you are reading this, you will be forcibly taken to conduct with “the manager” on the allegations against your person(s).
Kobolds are kind of weak
PunPun: and I took that personally.
Kobolds of Toril, the single most potential power in a race in all the realms. Level one they can become more powerful than Ao the Overdeity. Even without the help of Pazuzu, they can naturally cast spells as a second level sorcerer regardless of their class, feats, or alternate racial features. Further, with age they can gain immense power, an old level one Kobold could easily have forty health and the same number of attacks per round as a dragon, make them endure Bahamut's ritual and they can even breathe fire or fly.
Yip!