Cold Opening: Michael Jackson in a Bar - Saturday Night Live
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Michael Jackson goes to a bar to meet women in order to drop his pedophilic image. Aired 01/15/94
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"What could you do to me that no Michael Jackson Impersonator could do?"
What he should have said:
"I can make you walk on the moon, baby."
When the girl slaps him I always DIE LAUGHING!!!!!!!!
um they said that this was in 1994..
michael was *MARRIED* in 1994
This was before he got married. This aired in February 1994 and he got married in May
@@noor-yi7lu i see you deleted ur other reply LOL
@@dahlia3796 Ok?
@@noor-yi7lu it went from sassy to smArt rq
It’s a pun like 4 and score
"What's your name?"
"Teresa."
"That's a sexy name like Macaulay." LOL!
Disgusting allusion. Thomas Sneddon dropped children's names in the face of the entire world without any probe and despise their denials. He will carry that shame in the future.
If MJ don't get some 'tang, he's gonna go CRAZY!
Stewart was a good host. Bring him back!
does anybody realize that this impression of michael sounds more like when flip wilson did geraldine?
All these comments and no one ever seems to mention how great Tim Meadows was on SNL. Tim was great and so funny. I miss the old cast from the late 80s to mid 90s. The last great cast member to leave was Tim. After that, except for Weekend Update and Norm Macdonald, it was not as funny.
Lol what, there were some heavy hitters after that like kristen wiig hader forte armisen and so on that was a great era
@@leob4403 Not as good to me.
The era with Kristen wiig and bill hader was funny.
Right miss you MJ
My kingdom for ninety minutes of Patrick Stewart and Phil Hartman playing off each other.
That's horrible. #SquareOneMJ
Phil Hartman r.i.p
Too bad he's not here to watch his movies or perform
so disrespectful, love u mj❤
Hes not a pedo he was proven innocent
@Jamie Reeves ur a disgusting racist
@Gagan Sagar so u love you daddy so much!!!
Gagan Sagar that’s your dad
Brooke Williams it’s comedy
Michael jackson im your fan forever love you
So stupid and Disrespectful to the kindest and most talented Entertainer in History
@VincentHanna121 Sheep? If ever there was a case of the pot calling the kettle black. Wakey wakey.
@VincentHanna121 You know it too. But just can't admit it.
@VincentHanna121 You can't admit that there's a possibility that you're wrong. I may be wrong about him having been a paedophile and have no problem admitting it. And if conclusive proof emerged that he wasn't, I couldn't be more happy. What's preposterous about those like yourself who fervently deny any possibility of his potential crimes is that you just don't know. No-one likes a know-it-all. And one thing is clear as far as Jackson goes and that is that no-one, outside of Jackson, his accusers and various confidantes does know. Denying the possibility of his crimes in light of everything we DO know about him is plainly ridiculous.
@VincentHanna121 They're the very same media which made you and every other Jackson admirer a fan.
Going by what we ALL DO know about him, I'd say that the claims made against Jackson (including those in Leaving Neverland) are probably true. I don't rule out the possibility that all of his accusers are opportunistic frauds either. It's just that from what I do know, I think that the _probability_ is that he was guilty.
@VincentHanna121 Again, the very same media which made you a fan. I have looked into it. Not for months and years (though there are many others who share my opinion who have done) but to a reasonably sufficient degree, and I simply reached a different conclusion to you.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The voice was horrible
*That is very mean...*
No it’s fucking hilarious
Cry about it😂
@@chromemox3319no
Michael, we know you're innocent. RIP
Are you braindead? An innocent man doesn't pay $300 million to stay out of jail. Wake up!
@@Me-qp8vz ironic you call someone brain dead when you comment such a downright stupid statement. If anything’s dead it’s your capability of forming a normal and stable opinion. Good luck in the real world.
@@VintageYakyuWhat facts?
@@Me-qp8vz$300 million? You're brain dead.
@@calamari.jaksun8914 the 333 pages of raid documents, multiple witnesses testimony, trial transcripts, consistent victim testimonies all describing acts of Grooming and sexual relations , Michael himself admitted to sharing bed with younger boys , Brett Barnes & several other even admitted to sharing a bed with Michael . Those facts they’re all online and you can’t fake legal documents.
Jackson was not a pedo
ruclips.net/video/u2bmY5qXBU4/видео.htmlsi=OxYUXzWlR_E9X3Ui
Lol sure and OJ wasn’t a murderer
@@josephg6260Michael is not a pedo
@@P.Y.T101 yes he was . You just don’t want to believe because you like his music. He was a grown man who slept with boys Pedo .
@@josephg6260they found nothing. He was proved innocent
Was that Sarah Silverman slapping?
Oh yea
Rest In Heaven MJ 🙏 I want to write comedy sketches on Michael Jackson
Micheal I still love and miss I hope they going to book on MJ im a huge fan of his music
I always wanted to be on a sketch comedy show.
Please do. He deserves something else than this garbage
this is so spot on now its crazy...
Tim sounds like elmo
MadTV was SO much better.
Agreed
Not in 2016 it wasn't.
As an MJ fan this is hilarious
Clearly a fake fan.
@@UnkownDevil06 You again...
@@Me-qp8vz me again.
I agree too. He had a lot of issues back then. This was really funny and a lot of folks felt this way! I honestly think he’d be in jail if he were still around today.
@@rvegas81 what makes you think that? And in jail for what?
I remember Patrick Stewarts monologue made me sad, it was about how little he knows about star trek. The next generation had just ended and I was fragile. Sniff.
This was a promo for that lame arse movie. Star Trek 7....
This was lame...
I tried but I couldn't watch it to the end!
Is that Jim Carrey in the background?! What a treat!!
jbeonlsaoyn couid be
Is it jim carrey?
@@Henrik_Mikkelsen no
Is not him 😂
I don't feel happy when SNL does Michael Jackson skits. Call me crazy. But this shit right here isn't funny.
Bruh
And i'm sure all the kids he abused didn't think it was funny either but you think child molestion is funny. get help sicko.
It should be deleted. They contributed to kill him.
Why they made him sounds like Mickey Mouse? In real life, he had a real deep male voice when he talked normally.
He never had a deep voice that’s such an exaggeration lmao. MJ also stated his speaking voice was natural softer spoken.
@@girletteand have you ever heard him speaking in his deep voice? I did, he definitely had it. It's just he never used it on public.
@@juicyjules7193he used it on stage.
@@LeLouvre634 yeah
Rip phil hartman
Too bad he's not here to watch his movies or perform
This guy looks nothing like MJ tbh lol... just saying
And the make up is terrible
But how funny is it that he looked like MJ after he died. You know without all the make-up.
@@moonwalker_-ny3umthats tim meadows imitating mj, nobody said he was gonna look identical, its something called comedy look it up in the dictionary
@@Me-qp8vzwhat are you talking about ? When he was at home, MJ had much less make up.
China club from the roxbury guys
The voice is so ridiculous.
I dunno, I prefer Phil LaMarr's MJ lmao
I can’t unsee captain picard
Yeah, this is a weird holodeck program for him to use. This is nothing like Dixon Hill.
yes U R right,,.#miachael, U R half way there! ;)
im a better dancer ...when I'm laying down!
Not funny 😒😡 rip Michael Jackson forever
bander fd it’s comedy take a joke
#mjinnocent
Phil Hartman?!
"That's a sexy name...like McCauley." LOL!
They should be sued. The name dropping of children by Thomas Sneddon and the journalists without any probe and besides their denial is one of the most disgusting shame of medias and police history. The future will remember that.
Phil LaMarr did it better on MadTV like 3 years later
I’m surprised that Patrick Stewart didn’t have Michael say something like “My love is a fever, longing still. For that which longer nurseth the disease.”
Still a better MJ than Flex 😂
omg remember that?
Is that Sarah Silverman?
lol as MJ? its clearly a black male, i forget his name
It's Tim Meadows playing Michael, but they were referring to the one who slaps him when he says "What's up, bitch?", and yeah it is Sarah Silverman.
Patrick stewert rocks
Disrespectful!
Was that meant to be funny? It was lame.
Stop being a whiny biatch
3:30 "Teresa, that's a sexy name; like Macaulay."
Shame on these liars.
He sounds like Elmo. LoL
Hey SNL, stop blocking these videos in the USA.
idk it didn't seem like Jensen was on Jacko's side.
Jacko does not exist
Lovely handsome michael jackson 😍 ❤ ♥ 💙 💕 💖 love you
Worst snl skit ever
I like snl but love MJ more. This is an insult
One is a comedy show the other is a music artist so youre making a really poor comparison
"Huh?"🤣
"IN "BETWEEN "THE "MUSIC",SHEETS ONLY!!!
like what?.... huh!
I hope U R right..... (edit: .... make it so!) ....;)
I adore Patrick Stewart, but he had me right up until the McCauley line. This is infuriating and disrespectful.
God this was awful
Damn, this sucked-
That’s live sketches for ya’ though. Not always bound to be the greatest. Haha
Lol 😄
Don't beat Madtv mj piss takes.
W rizz right here!
This was so bad I couldn't watch it all the way through. Terrible. Perhaps they should have done a skit about the actually convicted and jailed for criminal and sexual assault and rape, Harvey Weinstein, or had Chris Katan do a skit reenacting how Chris says Lorne Michaels forced him to have sex with a director to get a film made. I mean, the bar is set so low for laughs with this skit, I'm sure they could have found some jokes at the expense of someone who actually lost his trials.
It's SNL. Michael's allegations were huge at the time, of course they're going to make a joke about it
@@noor-yi7lu like I said, Harvey Weinstein's allegations and actual conviction and imprisonment were huge and started an entire movement, and yet they never touched it. Don't want to hear this "of course" bs. They are using unfunny and not creative material to unfairly attack an easy target while protecting actual criminals. Plain and simple. And again, like I said, the skit and performance is plain terrible.
@@GalaxyNexus1 100% agree. This was just a low jab, and an immature one at that. Michael has always been a punching bag for these comedians and it's fucking horrible. This isn't even the worst one.
I get the MJ case was all over the media but you have to write better jokes and for this to be the cold opening is bad season 19 was the end that gave us season 20. The writing for this cold opening should have been the last sketch for the show not the cold opening.
@@GalaxyNexus1 This was 20+ years before Harvey. Watch some newer SNL they rip the shit out Weinstein.. Are you really this stupid?
Best Michael Jackson impression ever 😂
They are the criminals who killed a man
SNL’S not funny sorry. Lmao
I don't remember this skit yikes!
Lame
Nice, Captain Picard hates Wacko too! 😆
Wacko? Another racist pig in the comments
Hey! He’s not Wacko Jacko! His names Michael
The king of pop
racist.
@@bambi_8 Brainwashed Wacko girl. 😆