South Park - Kyle Has Sand in His Vagina

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • S5E1 - It Hits the Fan

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  • @sp3438
    @sp3438  4 года назад +1779

    S5E1 - It Hits the Fan

  • @sleeming88
    @sleeming88 4 года назад +837

    I love the way that Kyle gets so annoyed by it but never actually denies having a vagina.

  • @qualifiedidiots2165
    @qualifiedidiots2165 4 года назад +1854

    You’ve heard of Nancy Drew.
    Get ready for the Sandy Jew.

  • @xxlazypotato1356
    @xxlazypotato1356 4 года назад +3905

    “Does it itch?” XDDD

    • @speedy44767
      @speedy44767 4 года назад +24

      Lol

    • @smilinggalaxyplayz7848
      @smilinggalaxyplayz7848 4 года назад +6

      XD

    • @stevebrule5528
      @stevebrule5528 4 года назад +6

      Who the fuc says XXXXXDDD anymore the only one who can say that is pewdiepie

    • @thenoobreturnz8968
      @thenoobreturnz8968 4 года назад +7

      @@stevebrule5528 getcho Jjba having ass outta here that's why you died by a damn car you can't be a villain for shit smh

    • @comebackguy8892
      @comebackguy8892 4 года назад +3

      Why did you write "XDDD"?

  • @moepuyi
    @moepuyi 2 года назад +197

    LMAO THE WAY HE JUST BANGS HIS HANDS ON HIS DESK WHILE SAYING "THERES NO SAND IN MY VAGINA!!!" 🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @dutchdragongaming8676
    @dutchdragongaming8676 4 года назад +2805

    I don't like sand, it's coarse it's rough, it's irritating, and it gets everywhere.

    • @TheStormMage
      @TheStormMage 4 года назад +39

      Don't you fucking dare!
      -Wiz

    • @creatureofvenice
      @creatureofvenice 4 года назад +16

      I liked the sand in Mark RObers video because it was filled with air or something so when you went into it you sunk into it that was cool

    • @reallio8165
      @reallio8165 4 года назад +24

      @george stark Close, Anakin.

    • @jacoblyttle9144
      @jacoblyttle9144 4 года назад +12

      george stark your comment pains me 😔

    • @RyanKevinHollar
      @RyanKevinHollar 4 года назад +4

      I’m proud to be this comments 666 like....let the hate flow through you!.....

  • @MadiiPlays
    @MadiiPlays 2 года назад +234

    "I don't really give a fuck"
    "Oh"
    I laughed to hard at that

  • @poptartcat1116
    @poptartcat1116 3 года назад +925

    I like how Kyle doesn’t deny it, he just gets mad. 🤣😂

    • @sonicANDtailsfan157k
      @sonicANDtailsfan157k 2 года назад +34

      So he does have sand in his vagina

    • @samuelhere41
      @samuelhere41 2 года назад +41

      @@sonicANDtailsfan157k and I guess it itches

    • @Joey7Z7Horror
      @Joey7Z7Horror 2 года назад +15

      But he does deny it though. Only twice

    • @dolphinman9896
      @dolphinman9896 2 года назад +29

      He did though he literally said "there's no sand in my v*gina!"

    • @Needformadness2
      @Needformadness2 2 года назад +7

      he does, did you even watch the clip?

  • @a-zman5441
    @a-zman5441 4 года назад +3229

    Imagine how bad it is to watch the censored episode..

    • @hunterlindbert2679
      @hunterlindbert2679 4 года назад +332

      It would be like one long beeping tone

    • @calebi3835
      @calebi3835 4 года назад +119

      Imagine having tinnitus whilst listening to South Park being censored. That bleep would be annoying

    • @beensupe
      @beensupe 4 года назад +100

      When it aired for the first time “shit” wasn’t bleeped. I don’t know about the other times.

    • @xallexil
      @xallexil 4 года назад +12

      i actually have the censored version

    • @bearworldwide101
      @bearworldwide101 4 года назад +11

      Thats something HBO Max would do since they censored 5 full episodes of south park too smh.

  • @amandajackson7250
    @amandajackson7250 3 года назад +184

    0:50--0:55
    Kenny is like, "I need to make new friends."

    • @e.v.e.l.y.n.
      @e.v.e.l.y.n. 3 года назад +32

      He has the plague

    • @JasonLee-df8hx
      @JasonLee-df8hx Год назад +3

      He turns yellow before the end of the episode 😂

    • @BozoFox42069
      @BozoFox42069 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@JasonLee-df8hxthen pukes his organs out

  • @GearWukong
    @GearWukong 4 года назад +915

    Damn, so this is why Anakin turned to the Dark Side.

    • @SavoxYT
      @SavoxYT 4 года назад +47

      It _does_ get everywhere.

    • @lordsquid6652
      @lordsquid6652 4 года назад +22

      It was itchy but now it burns

    • @AspieGirlArianaHale
      @AspieGirlArianaHale 4 года назад +7

      This deserves WAY more upvotes! Omg, I’m in literal tears! 😂

    • @2.206GD
      @2.206GD Год назад

      @@SavoxYT E

  • @steele_heart77
    @steele_heart77 4 года назад +68

    "Hey Chef, do you know where shit comes from?"
    "Uh, from yo ass, children."

    • @dangerouslybean
      @dangerouslybean 5 месяцев назад +2

      “No, No, No! The 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 shit.”

    • @goregalore40
      @goregalore40 4 месяца назад +1

      “Oh!”

    • @dangerouslybean
      @dangerouslybean 4 месяца назад

      “Detective Sandy Vagina here, thinks that shit might have something to do with everyone getting sick.”

  • @auxilium5378
    @auxilium5378 4 года назад +1441

    Kyle's hat is neon colored

    • @popsicIes
      @popsicIes 4 года назад +99

      Stan's hat has a pom-pom

    • @Armentitron
      @Armentitron 4 года назад +58

      All the greens are, this is a pretty saturated video

    • @auxilium5378
      @auxilium5378 4 года назад +8

      @Guess Who’s Alt This is Lmao I am aware of that.

    • @NickFisherman
      @NickFisherman 4 года назад +5

      It's not orange-red, it's green. Perhaps it's chlorine?

    • @Linkdorna
      @Linkdorna 4 года назад +5

      @Guess Who’s Alt This is Lmao on the blu rays, the colors are normal again.

  • @_skyblitz_9952
    @_skyblitz_9952 3 года назад +64

    0:44 bruh I love that XD WHEN HE'S AGRESSIVE

  • @ThomasFan-vd3uz
    @ThomasFan-vd3uz 4 года назад +148

    I’m surprised no one said “ Wait. So Kyle has a vagina?”

    • @qpol
      @qpol 2 года назад +3

      i don’t think he knows what a vagina is. remember the combustion episode where they thought a period was bleeding out of your ass?

    • @contorta960
      @contorta960 2 года назад +38

      They don't find out girls don't have balls till a later season so at this stage they're unawares who has what and what these things mean.

    • @DerpDerp3001
      @DerpDerp3001 2 года назад +16

      Well they’ve accidentally seen Liane before online so. It would have been a twist to balance out all the negative trans characters. Like "Kyle’s FTM; suck it up".

    • @JojoRed499
      @JojoRed499 Год назад

      no he dont

    • @jadeifyy
      @jadeifyy Год назад

      ​@@contorta960wait.. didnt he say "i didnt know vaginas have balls" before they found out? bro hiding some things /j

  • @Soup3dBlast
    @Soup3dBlast 3 года назад +159

    I don't blame kyle, the sand is probably very itchy

  • @Based_4_Life
    @Based_4_Life Год назад +43

    0:46 BEST PART! 🤣
    Even better without context 😂

  • @xqxx712
    @xqxx712 3 года назад +59

    I wheezed when he said: *”Does It ItCh?”*

  • @ilovespicynoodles
    @ilovespicynoodles 4 года назад +98

    0:48 “boooyss!!!,watch your language!..shit!!!.” 💀🤣

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 4 года назад +163

    The fact that Kyle doesn't punch him or call him fat takes a lot of restraint. Also worth noting the _other_ things South Park has said on tv

  • @enemy198
    @enemy198 4 года назад +106

    The last one caught me off guard. I thought Cartman found where the word shit came from 🤣😂

  • @riverafranzjethrod.5272
    @riverafranzjethrod.5272 4 года назад +22

    "Boys watch your language Shiiiit"😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @Antraeon
    @Antraeon 4 года назад +94

    It's ironic how, in almost every other episode in the series, "shit" is Kyle's favorite word to use.

  • @greensprite6067
    @greensprite6067 4 года назад +289

    0:30 he sounds like butters

    • @flavainyaear
      @flavainyaear 4 года назад +64

      Cause both get their voice from Matt Stone

    • @brit2667
      @brit2667 3 года назад +13

      in the movie he sounds identical to butters lol

  • @cortezdia6035
    @cortezdia6035 4 года назад +28

    "There's no sand in my vagina!!"😂

  • @tabifiedler6944
    @tabifiedler6944 4 года назад +143

    I love their personalities in the earlier seasons lol.

  • @scottycz4918
    @scottycz4918 4 года назад +104

    "Detective sandy vagina" made my day

  • @Ilaff
    @Ilaff 4 года назад +178

    1:14
    "No no no"

    • @MightBeBray
      @MightBeBray 4 года назад +13

      WHAT WHAT WHÅT

    • @e.v.e.l.y.n.
      @e.v.e.l.y.n. 3 года назад +5

      @@MightBeBray he got his moms genes

  • @oddlyodds8247
    @oddlyodds8247 3 года назад +21

    0:47 “boys watch your language! *shyt*”

  • @Soccercrazyigboman
    @Soccercrazyigboman Год назад +12

    1:31 love how Eric can seem so sincere about Kyle's problem 😂

  • @jamiemartin1798
    @jamiemartin1798 4 года назад +134

    1:01 I don't why this made me laugh so hard especially the first time Chef said s**t in that song

  • @cardboardcutout
    @cardboardcutout Год назад +8

    “THERE IS NO SAND IN MY VAGINA!!”
    bro didnt even deny that part 😳

  • @ericcartman1197
    @ericcartman1197 4 года назад +1016

    i like mocking kyle, its my favourite thing

    • @TrapGeta
      @TrapGeta 4 года назад +51

      Shit theres two...

    • @RIGamers459
      @RIGamers459 4 года назад +22

      Nice news flash fatass.

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 4 года назад +9

      Kyle" here something i like mocking your mom and most of your famliy are crackheads fat boy"

    • @Mangotehe
      @Mangotehe 4 года назад +26

      Oh god how many Cartmans are there ????!!

    • @browardcountyjiggas4880
      @browardcountyjiggas4880 4 года назад +2

      ツ Super Jeffy Gaming Playz GachaBot haha underrated comment

  • @lucascardenas335
    @lucascardenas335 4 года назад +133

    Lol Kyle raged quit XD

  • @RootTheLucario
    @RootTheLucario 4 года назад +36

    Why every time cartman says sand in your vagina i’m gonna cry with tears of laughter

  • @cesarmorales9138
    @cesarmorales9138 4 года назад +568

    Now that is funny 1:11

    • @liquidquad
      @liquidquad 4 года назад +106

      "from yo ass, children" 😂

    • @izzye-scopeexplosivobrainz414
      @izzye-scopeexplosivobrainz414 4 года назад +6

      “Oh”

    • @oofbloof2401
      @oofbloof2401 3 года назад +10

      Izzy E-scope Connelly Detective Sandy Vagina here thinks that shit might have something to do with everyone getting sick.

    • @ttv-tryhardjones5566
      @ttv-tryhardjones5566 3 года назад +2

      @@liquidquad that made me laugh so hard

  • @aniahliepard
    @aniahliepard 4 года назад +34

    I love how the word shit is just written everywhere at one point

  • @Computist40
    @Computist40 4 года назад +12

    "Boys watch your language.. Shit."
    LMAO.

  • @warcraftdude13
    @warcraftdude13 3 года назад +24

    Chef making lunch was hilarious.

  • @TDIdialgagirl
    @TDIdialgagirl 4 года назад +208

    0:55
    Is Kenny okay?

    • @atlanntis8064
      @atlanntis8064 4 года назад +61

      He has the plague in the episode

    • @axesoccer7887
      @axesoccer7887 4 года назад +10

      Atlanntis despite not saying the word shit once in the entire episode

    • @purple_rxin
      @purple_rxin 4 года назад +8

      He has the plague and probably he wants to get laid like always🤣🤣🤣

    • @yt.12
      @yt.12 Год назад +1

      He is sad that he's gonna die

  • @thelonewolf7443
    @thelonewolf7443 4 года назад +24

    Kyle really... and I mean REALLY needs to get that thing checked! 🤣

  • @werewolf4ghz
    @werewolf4ghz 5 месяцев назад +2

    1:13 kyles little "no no no!" is so fucking adorable im gonna cry

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 5 месяцев назад +2

    I think his super short temper is one of the reasons why Kyle is my favorite character 😂

  • @jack_2000
    @jack_2000 4 года назад +88

    My favourite part of this episode is the voice of the Dragon, Geloch or whatever. "Lame, lame, bummer dude"

  • @rpcsa8
    @rpcsa8 4 года назад +21

    why is this so funny, it’s just a goddamn sentence and I’m laughing my head off

  • @chaseh9713
    @chaseh9713 4 года назад +6

    “Boys watch your language SHIT!” I’m dead

  • @nov3m472
    @nov3m472 3 года назад +6

    "Boys watch your language, shit!"

  • @kmalm4776
    @kmalm4776 3 года назад +6

    "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

  • @whitefox142
    @whitefox142 3 года назад +6

    “Boys, watch your language! Shit!”

  • @asadhollow6477
    @asadhollow6477 4 года назад +69

    Eric always stick to his bullcrap at Maniac level

  • @smileyfawler8454
    @smileyfawler8454 2 года назад +9

    Season 5 was my favourite. The boys were at the peak of their personalities here.

  • @Bahookie.vip27
    @Bahookie.vip27 3 года назад +7

    I love how they added a -insert the s word- meter to show how much they say it 😂

  • @sportsfan3236
    @sportsfan3236 3 года назад +10

    This is the greatest segment

  • @kimconnel457
    @kimconnel457 3 года назад +10

    I love Kyle.

  • @supernerd2333
    @supernerd2333 4 года назад +75

    They make a cream for that now

  • @2mc29
    @2mc29 2 года назад +12

    Kyle: "I don't have sand in my vagina!"

  • @ladyleprechaun5853
    @ladyleprechaun5853 Год назад +3

    "THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA 😡😡😡😡!!!"

  • @Omnificence2016
    @Omnificence2016 3 года назад +52

    Stan: But you're gonna miss it! They're gonna say "shit" and you're gonna miss it!
    Kyle: I don't really give a fuck!
    Lol. Fucking love it!

  • @noahsfunchannel2467
    @noahsfunchannel2467 4 года назад +20

    1:08 hello there children

  • @Rotten.gxtz_XD
    @Rotten.gxtz_XD Год назад +2

    0:46 REMINDS ME OF SCREAM QUEENS WHEN CHENNEL NUMBER 5 YELLS “I DONT HAVE TEETH IN MY VAGINA” 😭😭

  • @ronniemetze6937
    @ronniemetze6937 2 года назад +10

    Man I LOVE SOUTH PARK it's the best show on TV

  • @DravgonPL
    @DravgonPL 4 года назад +12

    Damn i miss the chef

  • @sauceamericano4279
    @sauceamericano4279 4 года назад +2

    “I don’t really give a fuck.”
    “Oh.”

  • @cgme7076
    @cgme7076 4 года назад +30

    My reaction to Hillary writing a book called “What Really Happened”:

    • @JackSmack999
      @JackSmack999 4 года назад +5

      All the Sandy Vagina Warriors have read it.

  • @ash4046
    @ash4046 3 года назад +7

    HE DIDNT DENY THAT HE HAD ONE-

  • @goddamneditall
    @goddamneditall 4 года назад +4

    this made me cross my legs at the thought

  • @puppy-kun490
    @puppy-kun490 3 года назад +3

    he didn't deny he had a v

  • @McRonald2010
    @McRonald2010 3 года назад +7

    Well. Kyle said he doesnt had sand but he admit he has a v@g@ina

  • @Totallysleepingrn
    @Totallysleepingrn Год назад +11

    I love that Kyle never denies having a vagina, only that there’s sand in it

  • @GTRFKR-Official
    @GTRFKR-Official 4 года назад +105

    No one's gonna question that this confirms Kyle has a boipucci

  • @smoky3302
    @smoky3302 4 года назад +5

    Well he never deny that he doesn't have a v.....

  • @daftman
    @daftman 4 года назад +3

    I fucking love how persistent Cartman is like holy

  • @leonardonavarretex1967
    @leonardonavarretex1967 2 года назад +4

    0:05 Kyle: No I don’t have sand in my vagina.

  • @ericsmith6628
    @ericsmith6628 3 года назад +6

    0:05 men don’t have vaginas

  • @completerandoo
    @completerandoo 9 месяцев назад +2

    “THERES NO SAND IN MY VAGINA” had me dying

    • @eoinoconnor5783
      @eoinoconnor5783 9 месяцев назад +2

      Yet he never denied that he had one…

  • @hatsunemageroyal350
    @hatsunemageroyal350 3 года назад +5

    I think apart from the sand, Kyle needs some tampons.

  • @idot6259
    @idot6259 3 года назад +12

    Tbh cartman is the star of this show XDD

  • @TankToons-WT
    @TankToons-WT Год назад +1

    "you have seen Nancy Drew?"
    "Kyle is a no good lying jew"

  • @isausage6866
    @isausage6866 4 года назад +2

    "watch your language, SHIT"

  • @quickbbq5748
    @quickbbq5748 4 года назад +24

    To the people watching this... you didn’t search for this...

  • @traumedged
    @traumedged 2 года назад +3

    this was the first episode i ever saw of south park and honestly it made a good impression

  • @lj8983
    @lj8983 4 года назад +9

    I miss Chef😢, eff Scientology

  • @hiyorisou
    @hiyorisou 3 года назад +7

    trans kyle real

  • @christopherlentz6246
    @christopherlentz6246 4 года назад +4

    0:04 I LOVE CARTMAN

  • @hihi15yearsago56
    @hihi15yearsago56 3 года назад +2

    "No no no! The word shit" the way he says that 😂😂😂😂 1:14

  • @waynehoxn8566
    @waynehoxn8566 4 года назад +22

    Was there a main reason Kyle felt so much rage on the episode just asking

    • @sp3438
      @sp3438  4 года назад +49

      sand in vagina

    • @blackanimelover18
      @blackanimelover18 4 года назад +16

      He was mostly salty that the boys didn't go see Lion King with him

  • @duwang8499
    @duwang8499 3 года назад +2

    Fun Fact; The word shit comes from Old English sċite, which would have been *skitjǭ in Proto-Anglo-Frisian. That words comes from Proto-Germanic *skitiz (meaning excrement; feces; shit). Which comes from the Proto-Indo-European root word *skey- (to split, to dissect).

  • @jamiee172
    @jamiee172 4 года назад +10

    The world would be a better place if everyone was more like Kyle!

    • @arminoknows9670
      @arminoknows9670 4 года назад

      So we can have sand in our vaginas. 😏👌

    • @sobertowelie3267
      @sobertowelie3267 4 года назад

      @@arminoknows9670
      But it's itching! You want that? 😨

  • @JusticeOuinn420
    @JusticeOuinn420 Месяц назад

    "Harder for Peter? Hard for Peter??!!??!!"😆😅🤣😂

  • @DavidovisTG
    @DavidovisTG 4 года назад +3

    I love the "Shit counter" xddd

  • @timv1109
    @timv1109 3 года назад +2

    those damn smudges on the yellow wallpaper kept making me get old about my phone screen hahaha

  • @jeffwalker9122
    @jeffwalker9122 4 года назад +3

    The word Shit is an acronym for Ship High In Transport back in the 18th century shipping day of ships loaded with manure so methane wouldn't build up in the lower decks of the ships and cause explosions.

    • @Antraeon
      @Antraeon 4 года назад +2

      So you're saying it prevented the bowels from rupturing?

  • @bluekid5099
    @bluekid5099 4 года назад +5

    I'm definitely going to use this now

  • @princess.sapph1reh0pe
    @princess.sapph1reh0pe Год назад +1

    “Watch ur language”
    *proceeds to cuss*

  • @evilmorty7226
    @evilmorty7226 3 года назад +3

    I think I'm in a wrong universe...

  • @tammytheranger7645
    @tammytheranger7645 4 года назад +17

    This has me dead from laughter!

  • @ilikecurry2345
    @ilikecurry2345 2 года назад +5

    They actually aired an entire episode with a counter that goes up every time they say "shit"?

  • @NicDoesDumbThings
    @NicDoesDumbThings 4 года назад +1

    "Do you know where shit comes from?"
    "...well, from yo ass."

  • @Adog00
    @Adog00 3 года назад +9

    Love these scenes 🤣

  • @andresgarcia2586
    @andresgarcia2586 3 года назад +1

    i like how theres a counter keepin track number of times cuss words were said