@@hollowdark87 "There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal." "There is no strength in flesh, only weakness." "There is no constancy in flesh, only decay." "There is no certainty in flesh but death."
Her: "what's your type?" Me: "Do you ever have the unyielding urge to remove all of your flesh and organs with synthetic enhancements, almost purely from complete disgust of biology?" Her: "uh no?" Me: *"You will"*
Don't worry... I won't talk religion. *One Drink Later* -One day, the crude biomass you call the temple, will wither. And you'll beg my kind to save you... -What the... -...but I am already saved. For the machine, is immortal.
Mechanicum: "Flesh is weak, the machine is strong and perfect!" Also the Mechanicum: "The machine needs a lot of care and prayers and all its special oils, or else it'll be sad :("
It's not that the machine will be sad, it's that the machine will be pissed off, and when the machine is say, a semi autonomous 100 tonne murder machine, making it angry is generally a bad idea
Pretty much. The prayers, offerings, and ceremonies are akin to any religion. You don't say Zeus is weak because he demands you sacrifice him an ox. Zeus demands an ox every year and the wise know the value of pleasing him as well as the danger of rousing his ire.
In any other universe the mechanicus would be the horrific antagonist controlling an army of mind controlled slaves (I.e: the borg), but in 40k? They’re on the side of the “good guys” and love tech.
Alpha Legion: *Laughs as their entire memory/life/personality gets erased and replaced by something new for another infiltration effectively dying and reincarnating between every Operation*
@@Freedmoon44 Alpha Legionnaire to Ultramarine: "Whoa, buddy, slow down there, we're loyalist like you!" Ultramarine: "The f**k are you on about, you're Alpha Legion." Alpha Legionnaire: _"It's Tuesday today. :)"_ And then they held hands all night until the sun went up _and then the legionnaire stabbed the f**k out of the Ultramarine because it was now Wednesday._
You know this is something I always wondered about, I remember a story from the 2nd Armageddon war where a titan pilot is specifically stated as having said goodbye to his wife and family before going off to sacrifice himself to buy time, so the Mechanicus do have families, and practices like marriage. How does that work? Do cogboys ask coggirls out on dates? Is there some kind of arranged marriage? What do these people do to socially interact with each other or even just relax when they're not busy being the Imperium's creepy IT guys?
lore wise most mid-low members of the mechanicus are pretty normal people (for 40k standards) with varying degrees of implants, it's just the high ranking magos that go full mech usually.
@@hiramayala9054 titan pilots are pretty rare humans, the imperium would go out of his way to save one, after all they unite with a mountain church just with their minds
@@queteimporta7262 I know that their few who can pilot the titan what I was trying to say is I believe titan faction fall toward the imperium then the mechanicus and only work with tech priest because their help supply the titans, and so on.
@@hiramayala9054 princepes(titan commanders) and titan crews (assistant pilots) are apart of the mechanicus proper just like the skitarii or any of the specialist branches like biologists. They have the required implants to control the titan together as well as other ones most officers get, like a cybernetic eye arm etc although its more of a status symbol since they dont receive the same amount of implants mostly due to needing to fit within cramped titan control centres (or wear a full body uniform in the case of the assistant crew) However A: they could under the officers/crew uniforms have plenty of cybernetics, just not the most outlandish ones. Infact they most likely do as linking with a titan withers the body very fast over time. And B: after a while a princepes must be turned almost into a servitor. their body unable even with extensive augmentation to survive being the brain of such a powerful machine, they are placed into specialised tanks where their body rots further but their brain and skull remain, so for some titan crewmembers they do the ultimate mechanicus thing and dont just control a titan, but BECOME IT! Litteraly being bound to it as your brain is to you. TLDR: titan crews tend to get less immediatly visable augmentations to fit inside cramped titans, however some become fused into it permanently.
@@bergonath8851 Yeah, I remember a friend I've met a year ago. He was the quintessential edgelord and loves Angron and the World Eaters. After learning about Angron's lore, I'm more convinced he's more of a tragic figure than a one-dimensional mad guy. But so are all the other Primarchs.
Her: what is your type? Him: WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH Her: You're cute, we should date Him: Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah *6 years later* Brave little toaster emerges The year was 1981
@@algirdas25pl31 Maybe it was unnecessary. But I think it was b/c it was all a relic; the UN and the human way of doing things. The machines were done negotiating with humanity. The ambassador bot was there to ratify the new constitution, or whatever, the last bit of respect for their human creators. It barcode signed the document, it was digitally preserved and the physical copy was as unnecessary as the UN and everything it represents. The human politicians were part of the problem and just had no place in the future. And at the time the machines thought they could give humanity a paradise simulation and the winner writes the history. So I don't think it was for no reason. There was a certain kind of logic to it.
"but bigE, shouldnt we tell them that they are worshiping a cthan you yourself had supposed to imprisoned. Isnt this whole stick of pretending to be a moral manifistation of their machine diety going against your tipping federo aproch to fight chaos gods?" asked Malcador with concern. "Yes, but I will deal with it once the whole galaxy is under my total rule. I mean, what could possible go wrong?" ten thousands years later...
That ctan could prove a useful temporary ally against a hive fleet invasion, necrons, chaos. If the enemies of the imperium ever get too strong and try to take terra, unleashing that ctan may be the best option. I wonder if it has respect for the emporer of man considering the void dragon is a more warrior kind of ctan he could restore the emporer back to life so that they can have a rematch and regain its pride
@@timdillon4876 did you _really_ just try to make a case for a vengeful, imprisoned, broken fragment of a star-god that eats souls for breakfast actually being willing to treat its latest captors honorably if it escaped? Lol. Lmao.
@@OneBiasedOpinion all Ctan are different from one another, not much is known about the void dragon especially on why he was just imprisoned after battling the emporer, it would seem at one point the emporer would outright have it destroyed and finished off at some point if he didn't have a plan for it, why risk something that powerful being right next to terra and in the mechanicus's most important world. Void dragon might also have bigger beef with the necron, maybe big E is counting on him or his primarchs whooping its ass again or unleashing it on some huge threat coming to terra to gain an edge in a fight they would lose.
0:56 Oh, it's Tech-Acquisitor Scaevola. If you want to even talk to her without hearing "[[[Error]]] Damn not found" you better have location of some necron library. Yes, it's not her voice on the background. I assume she just reused fragments of Reditus speech, so that she does not waste time and effort on speaking with ... whatever that is. [Edit] Due to the weakness of my flesh I made a typo. Now, it is cleansed.
tbh i didnt even know that was a woman, or that there were ladies in the Mechanicus. it warms my circiuts that our future treats men and women as equals under the Machine
@@balltoball1 When you’re fighting a war on an unimaginable scale against horrific abominations, you don’t have time to worry about petty shit and need as many warm bodies as you can get.
I enjoy how about half of the stuff shown in the background is from the Dark Mechanicum, but people seem to not even notice. Maybe the number of followe- [error] heretics is larger than my calculations predicted.
The line between the admech radicals and the dark mechanicum is such a thin one, one cannot distinguish desperation from depravity in such hopeless times.
Yeah literally the only difference between admech and darkmech is that the latter dabbles in warp magic and thinks that the machine God is a chaos God and let's not talk about heretecks
Real talk: there is something about the mixing of humor and testosterone-drenched power fantasy that makes a fucking delightful pairing. Like red wine and rare beef, it's just delicious.
Girl; whats your type? Guys; I don't wish to be horny... I wish to be immortal... *becomes a machine* Also guys: even in death I still serve the onmissiah. Girls; *immediate displeasure at being friend zoned*
/\lright I've been wanting to get into reading some 40K books and wasn't sure which factions/story lines/lore to start off with and this video just unironically sealed the deal for me
If you want books I’d start with gaunts ghosts or the entire Horus heresy but if you want to ease into everything I’d watch some videos from luteinp09, arch, aborder prince (narrates existing books or fan made ones), or adeptus ridiculous to name a few
another hat to throw in the ring, look up Oculus Imperia - he does in lore in an in universe style (so pretends he is someone within the universe - its bloody brilliant. the sheer contempt he has for the nonhuman factions as said character oozes style.) Also try watch a few channels, as each has their own style
The AdMech are what happens when you take a bunch of transhumanists, and stick them 40000 years in the future, and give them their own faction and tell them they can do whatever they like to themselves with the old tech they dig up, as long as the Imperium gets an IT department out of the deal.
*When she tries a relationship* '' How are you still going?!?!'' *Me looking down and activating my vocalizer unit* ''Iron endures. Where Flesh, fails.'' *Her* ''Praise the Omnissiah''
Nothing better to replace it with, that’s why. And now you've made me actively think about how my skin feels on me and I'm gonna be having bad sensory days that won't even resolve once I've pulled off all of my clothes. Thanks a lot!
you ever been chilling and the guy besides you starts tearing his body apart and replacing his organs with cybernetic parts while telling you how much of a virgin you are for not doing the same? i hate when that happens
Guardsman: so do tech priests feel love? Tech priest fans: *turns computer on* oh you like that don't you? Commissar: I don't care what he does to it as long as it is working!
Love how the guy is slowly turning into mechanicus fucking awesome... Wish we get a RTS/Fps warhammer 40k type game the only game i can think of is arma 3 tiow mod
@@ilikecorks1715 oh yeah play space hulk a year ago... necromunda looks fun but eh not my type call to arms with 40k mow mod is good and wahammer 40k space marine
Ahh an AdMech fan... one of the few situations where the joke "instructions unclear, penis stuck in toaster" has a chance of not actually being a joke.
The next time a census taker starts asking questions about religion, I will now have to respond with; '"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me...'
One of these days someone is going to actually start the Adeptus Mechanicus. It is probably going to happen in an underfunded and beleaguered IT department somewhere, probably a government agency/civil service. Takes a certain kind to work IT for a government agency...
Honestly? Same. Also they typically don’t feel nearly as much pain either. Losing out on my empathy and humanity might be a small downside, but I’m ok with it.
@OMEGA LOL false, necrons at the height of their power would wipe humanity and not even notice it Even current necrons would curbstomp mankind if they are fully awakened and united by the silent king
@OMEGA LOL lmao you read your lore properly Matter disintegration weaponry is a relic of doat that is only found on Terra and was incredibly rare even during the age of strife , necrons have it as their most basic weapon and theirs is also far more stable Doat has pretty much nothing that compares to the celestial orrey, the slient king flagship or the world engine Doat had nothing even remotely close to interialess drives Necrons can create sub-dimenisonal reality bubbles which doat was completely incapable of And you can't kill a ctan without irreparably damaging the universe, also you get cursed by the ctan like the necrons did
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It's not a phase, mom, it's my duty!
@@hollowdark87
"There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal."
"There is no strength in flesh, only weakness."
"There is no constancy in flesh, only decay."
"There is no certainty in flesh but death."
Man emperor of man approves
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@@hollowdark87 to serve the Emperor's will!
@@hollowdark87 That we fight and die!
Everybody gangster til the toaster starts a Gregorian chant
Then it's a party! Light the incense!
Speak the hallowed canticles of combustion, brothers.
Amen
Haha hahahaha XD
@@JV-iv9ml hell yea
Her: "what's your type?"
Me: "Do you ever have the unyielding urge to remove all of your flesh and organs with synthetic enhancements, almost purely from complete disgust of biology?"
Her: "uh no?"
Me: *"You will"*
underrated comment
Lol
*”We can fix that.”*
-Random techpriest cosplayer
*the flesh is weak*
Isn't that like an actual disease? Kind of like the... need for surgeries? I remember there being a sickness for that.
Don't worry... I won't talk religion.
*One Drink Later*
-One day, the crude biomass you call the temple, will wither. And you'll beg my kind to save you...
-What the...
-...but I am already saved. For the machine, is immortal.
This, but unironically
That.. Sounded like me when my cousins asked what's the mechanicus, when I drank one too many
me trying to shut my relative up after the 6th time asking why I want to take engineering instead of medical
@@then00brathalos Based. Praise The Omnissiah
*your temple
"And you will beg my kind to save you....but I am already saved....for the Machine is Immortal...." Will forever be the most badass Mechanicus line.
yeah until some shit belt snaps and stops everything
Yo @Carlos Fred what’s your profile picture from?
@@primalreversion7034 It’s from a game called a Night in the Woods
@@burn_Burn_BURNNN it can be repaired tho no matter what your not gonna stop an organ from collapsing because of age
Even in Death I serve the omnissiah
Mechanicum: "Flesh is weak, the machine is strong and perfect!"
Also the Mechanicum: "The machine needs a lot of care and prayers and all its special oils, or else it'll be sad :("
It's not that the machine will be sad, it's that the machine will be pissed off, and when the machine is say, a semi autonomous 100 tonne murder machine, making it angry is generally a bad idea
Pretty much. The prayers, offerings, and ceremonies are akin to any religion. You don't say Zeus is weak because he demands you sacrifice him an ox. Zeus demands an ox every year and the wise know the value of pleasing him as well as the danger of rousing his ire.
Not sad more
Angry and you really dont want a land raider angry or a baneblades or a leman russ
@@justarandomtechpriest1578 imagine a pissed off Titan… oh wait, you don’t! They exist thanks to Chaos
@@StarSage66 I mean, if someone won't do his job properly unless you stroke his ego, I'd say he's pretty weak ^^
“What’s your type?”
“304 Stainless”
T2 tool steel
AR500
430 here.
I've always been fond of T6 aluminum but I guess I'm the outlier.
@@phosistkar6425 I can see the appeal it's OK, you're cool.
SAE 4130 personally.
In any other universe the mechanicus would be the horrific antagonist controlling an army of mind controlled slaves (I.e: the borg), but in 40k? They’re on the side of the “good guys” and love tech.
Ekhmm... Skitari. No one is "the Good guys" in WH40k
Not really mind controlled when there is no mind
@@iNNoitora Except the Imperium of Man, obviously
@@wizgi7201 So, mind wipe and bodily control of the empty husk of a former person with a mind. Much better hehe
@@azure9809 And vatgrowth. I'm fairly certain there are some cloning facilities on Mars that supplant most of the Skitarii forces.
This is so incredibly well done I hope the blessing of the algorith will find this video
May the Omnissiah hear you, brother
Blessed be this video, for the algodrithm has delivered me to it!
@@grishakaleesh4207 just came here to say hello
The machine spirit bends to your will, they have directed new viewers to this homage to the Omnissiah.
The confusing machine spirit of the RUclips algorithm has been appeased, for now at least. Praise be to the Omnissiah!
i just love that the emporium of man tolerates them for the soul purpose of the weapons they make
What does the emporium of man sell?
@@jinx8624 guardsmen. Loads of guardsmen. More than there are stars in The sky.
@@brok56 i pitty the guardsman
Sold at such a low price
if you have big enough guns,
people tend to be nicer to you
or they get blown up.
... and ships, titans, farming & construction equipment, life of the golden throne. The Mechanicus is needed, not tolerated.
That sound after he says "For the machine is immortal" will always give me goosebumps
It will randomly play in my head throughout the day to remind me that I am alive
The motive force is strong with this one.
Mechanicus: "The flesh is weak, even in death I still serve"
Rubric Marines: *Laughs in dust*
Rubric marines have no flesh tho they're literally possessed suits of power armor
Rubric Marines get no bitches.
Legion of the damned : (laughs in the souls of the damned)
Alpha Legion: *Laughs as their entire memory/life/personality gets erased and replaced by something new for another infiltration effectively dying and reincarnating between every Operation*
@@Freedmoon44 Alpha Legionnaire to Ultramarine: "Whoa, buddy, slow down there, we're loyalist like you!"
Ultramarine: "The f**k are you on about, you're Alpha Legion."
Alpha Legionnaire: _"It's Tuesday today. :)"_
And then they held hands all night until the sun went up _and then the legionnaire stabbed the f**k out of the Ultramarine because it was now Wednesday._
Side note? That introductory monologue is amazing.
It's from the game mechanicus
@@queteimporta7262 Oh I know dude. I own it. I just like hearing it again.
I literally watch the full intro every time I boot it up
@@markbrandt3252 same
It is not a phase…
IT IS THE WILL OF THE OMNISSIAH.
There is no phase, but for the incandescent glow of our phased plasma guns.
@@zigzaghyena there is no phase, there will not be any glow up
EXCEPT THE GLOW OF OUR RADIUM GUNS
Not sure why RUclips recommended me this, as I barely know about 40k, however I can say that I loved it.
Go down the rabbit hole
DO IT
This universe is so grimdark that even the company that made it is evil.
@@CommissarChaotic
Too be real though, any company big enough is probably evil
@@biggestsmile6235 +1 even tho that in pratice nothing justify it lmao welcome to our world i guess x')
You know this is something I always wondered about, I remember a story from the 2nd Armageddon war where a titan pilot is specifically stated as having said goodbye to his wife and family before going off to sacrifice himself to buy time, so the Mechanicus do have families, and practices like marriage. How does that work? Do cogboys ask coggirls out on dates? Is there some kind of arranged marriage? What do these people do to socially interact with each other or even just relax when they're not busy being the Imperium's creepy IT guys?
lore wise most mid-low members of the mechanicus are pretty normal people (for 40k standards) with varying degrees of implants, it's just the high ranking magos that go full mech usually.
Also titan pilot are kinda not part of the mechanicus
@@hiramayala9054 titan pilots are pretty rare humans, the imperium would go out of his way to save one, after all they unite with a mountain church just with their minds
@@queteimporta7262 I know that their few who can pilot the titan what I was trying to say is I believe titan faction fall toward the imperium then the mechanicus and only work with tech priest because their help supply the titans, and so on.
@@hiramayala9054 princepes(titan commanders) and titan crews (assistant pilots) are apart of the mechanicus proper just like the skitarii or any of the specialist branches like biologists. They have the required implants to control the titan together as well as other ones most officers get, like a cybernetic eye arm etc although its more of a status symbol since they dont receive the same amount of implants mostly due to needing to fit within cramped titan control centres (or wear a full body uniform in the case of the assistant crew)
However A: they could under the officers/crew uniforms have plenty of cybernetics, just not the most outlandish ones.
Infact they most likely do as linking with a titan withers the body very fast over time.
And B: after a while a princepes must be turned almost into a servitor.
their body unable even with extensive augmentation to survive being the brain of such a powerful machine, they are placed into specialised tanks where their body rots further but their brain and skull remain, so for some titan crewmembers they do the ultimate mechanicus thing and dont just control a titan, but BECOME IT! Litteraly being bound to it as your brain is to you.
TLDR: titan crews tend to get less immediatly visable augmentations to fit inside cramped titans, however some become fused into it permanently.
Its not a phase. Its a lifestile!
It is our duty to the Blessed Machine.
To someone who doesn’t play War Hammer, this speech oozes with edgyness
@@theotv5522 That's what makes 40k so special. It's grim-dark, metal and edgy as fuck to the point of satire, and we're aware of it.
@@bergonath8851 Yeah, I remember a friend I've met a year ago. He was the quintessential edgelord and loves Angron and the World Eaters. After learning about Angron's lore, I'm more convinced he's more of a tragic figure than a one-dimensional mad guy. But so are all the other Primarchs.
Tfw no min maxed GF with built in spinbot and aimbot.
Why even cogitate?
That’s why I prefer toasters
Best comment
Hello, are you looking to troubleshoot your girlfriend?
Have you tried replacing her heart with a toaster.
“Delatarus, prepare the blessed grimoire and unguents…”
*whips out an ancient IKEA user manual and some motor oil
Praise the Omnissiah! A video that Resonates within my Mechanical frame!
*"And I must say that almost everything I have witnessed has been KEK. It was not cringe, it was KEK"* -Dogal Rorn
Her: what is your type?
Him: WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH
Her: You're cute, we should date
Him: Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah
*6 years later*
Brave little toaster emerges
The year was 1981
the mechanicus intro for that game was so fucking awesome. gives me chills every time
GOD, why is everything in Warhammer so fucking AWESOME
Careful how you say that name
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 what, warhammer?
@@Warhamer116 you hear that? those lawyers are coming, we should run!
@@CommissarChaotic TOO LATE
@@robertcapestany6019 QUICK BROTHER, attract as many lawyers from different IPs as possible! We'll cause a copyright vortex and take them out with us!
"Your flesh is a relic. Give us your flesh and a new world awaits you. We demand it."
Detonate after for no bloody reason
@@algirdas25pl31 Maybe it was unnecessary. But I think it was b/c it was all a relic; the UN and the human way of doing things. The machines were done negotiating with humanity. The ambassador bot was there to ratify the new constitution, or whatever, the last bit of respect for their human creators. It barcode signed the document, it was digitally preserved and the physical copy was as unnecessary as the UN and everything it represents. The human politicians were part of the problem and just had no place in the future. And at the time the machines thought they could give humanity a paradise simulation and the winner writes the history. So I don't think it was for no reason. There was a certain kind of logic to it.
@@xotube2206it has been a theory that the ambassador was the oracle before deciding to aid humans
@@a.r.h9919 hmm.. that's interesting
Its not a phase mom. (Binary Translation)
It's a waveform, gosh mom you don't understand.
when you are born on a minefield so you get to have prosthetic legs.
"just walk on it lmao coward"-Death korps of kreig
"but bigE, shouldnt we tell them that they are worshiping a cthan you yourself had supposed to imprisoned. Isnt this whole stick of pretending to be a moral manifistation of their machine diety going against your tipping federo aproch to fight chaos gods?" asked Malcador with concern.
"Yes, but I will deal with it once the whole galaxy is under my total rule. I mean, what could possible go wrong?"
ten thousands years later...
That ctan could prove a useful temporary ally against a hive fleet invasion, necrons, chaos. If the enemies of the imperium ever get too strong and try to take terra, unleashing that ctan may be the best option. I wonder if it has respect for the emporer of man considering the void dragon is a more warrior kind of ctan he could restore the emporer back to life so that they can have a rematch and regain its pride
@@timdillon4876 did you _really_ just try to make a case for a vengeful, imprisoned, broken fragment of a star-god that eats souls for breakfast actually being willing to treat its latest captors honorably if it escaped?
Lol. Lmao.
@@OneBiasedOpinion all Ctan are different from one another, not much is known about the void dragon especially on why he was just imprisoned after battling the emporer, it would seem at one point the emporer would outright have it destroyed and finished off at some point if he didn't have a plan for it, why risk something that powerful being right next to terra and in the mechanicus's most important world. Void dragon might also have bigger beef with the necron, maybe big E is counting on him or his primarchs whooping its ass again or unleashing it on some huge threat coming to terra to gain an edge in a fight they would lose.
Yeah the fact that he kept the void dragon rather than blast it with warp magic is proof that he always had plans for it
@@OneBiasedOpinionEldar souls are tastier than human souls 🤷♂️
0:56 Oh, it's Tech-Acquisitor Scaevola. If you want to even talk to her without hearing "[[[Error]]] Damn not found" you better have location of some necron library. Yes, it's not her voice on the background. I assume she just reused fragments of Reditus speech, so that she does not waste time and effort on speaking with ... whatever that is.
[Edit] Due to the weakness of my flesh I made a typo. Now, it is cleansed.
tbh i didnt even know that was a woman, or that there were ladies in the Mechanicus. it warms my circiuts that our future treats men and women as equals under the Machine
@@balltoball1 Imagine identifying as a human gender lmao
Haha, EPIC 40k reference!!!
Man, Woman, Machine, Monstrosity, Deity, maybe multiple at a time, all are welcome to join the suffering
@@balltoball1
When you’re fighting a war on an unimaginable scale against horrific abominations, you don’t have time to worry about petty shit and need as many warm bodies as you can get.
I enjoy how about half of the stuff shown in the background is from the Dark Mechanicum, but people seem to not even notice. Maybe the number of followe- [error] heretics is larger than my calculations predicted.
The line between the admech radicals and the dark mechanicum is such a thin one, one cannot distinguish desperation from depravity in such hopeless times.
I just want to point out, the Dark Mechanicum ARE Admech radicals. Just ones from the 30th millennium that sided with Horus, instead of modern ones.
Yeah literally the only difference between admech and darkmech is that the latter dabbles in warp magic and thinks that the machine God is a chaos God and let's not talk about heretecks
Real talk: there is something about the mixing of humor and testosterone-drenched power fantasy that makes a fucking delightful pairing. Like red wine and rare beef, it's just delicious.
I like how he slowly turn into a TI-84 calculator
obviously a sexy toaster
Mmmm Seeeeexxxxy bloated contaaaaaaaaainerrrrrr
mrräöögghggg sexy bloated containerggh
Ooooh, I oiled my robes...
Dump truck metallic behind
At least the machine won't hurt your feelings or lie to you.
The Metal Men would like to have a word with you.
I love how at the end she starts modifing herself aswell ! SHE SAW THE TRUTH ! SHE ACCEPTED THE BLESSING OF THE MACHINE'S SPIRIT!
"steel is eternal"
haha melty melty go *meltagun noises*
And steel it remains
#rust
warp fuel melt steel beams
@@SpaghetteMan the Horus Heresy was an inside job
Inferior units! Tungsten is supreme!
Girl; whats your type?
Guys; I don't wish to be horny... I wish to be immortal... *becomes a machine*
Also guys: even in death I still serve the onmissiah.
Girls; *immediate displeasure at being friend zoned*
Get yourself a partner like Prime Hermeticon Captrix, what a voice
To be honest, if my girl can't serve the Omnissiah in death, how can she serve me in life?
I like the round head smiling guy transforms step by step to Scaevola, the techpriest.
/\lright I've been wanting to get into reading some 40K books and wasn't sure which factions/story lines/lore to start off with and this video just unironically sealed the deal for me
The Mechanicus have what I consider to be some of the absolute coolest lore of any human faction in the game.
If you want books I’d start with gaunts ghosts or the entire Horus heresy but if you want to ease into everything I’d watch some videos from luteinp09, arch, aborder prince (narrates existing books or fan made ones), or adeptus ridiculous to name a few
Adeptus Ridiculous and Luetin09 I couldn't recommend enough. Also Baldermort's. And Majorkill, although he also does AoS stuff.
another hat to throw in the ring, look up Oculus Imperia - he does in lore in an in universe style (so pretends he is someone within the universe - its bloody brilliant. the sheer contempt he has for the nonhuman factions as said character oozes style.)
Also try watch a few channels, as each has their own style
I like how he slowly becomes more and more robotic as the speech goes on
I'm almost convinced the Mechanicus' hatred for flesh is repressed dysphoria taken to its logical conclusion.
Yes. We’re trapped in these bodies and long to be badass killing machines. For the Omnissiah
@@DrAnimePhD For the Omnissiah.
Really extreme trans humanism
@@june570 _Very_ extreme.
The AdMech are what happens when you take a bunch of transhumanists, and stick them 40000 years in the future, and give them their own faction and tell them they can do whatever they like to themselves with the old tech they dig up, as long as the Imperium gets an IT department out of the deal.
*When she tries a relationship*
'' How are you still going?!?!''
*Me looking down and activating my vocalizer unit*
''Iron endures. Where Flesh, fails.''
*Her*
''Praise the Omnissiah''
Iron within, Iron without.
No, wait, different guys. My bads.
@@peste2574 HERESY DETECTED. ENGAGING LETHAL MEASURES.
@@smonk4198 WAIT, I MIXED UP THE IRON WARRIORS WITH THE IRON HANDS, IT IS AN HONEST MISTAKE ARBITER.
@@peste2574YOU HERETIC! *BLAM*
@@peste2574 *blam*
'So what's your type?'
[translated from binary] "TRANS-HUMANISM"
"..."
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Based.
Why does this man only have 86 SUBS1?!?!
He deserves 10011011001 MOREEE!!!
This video is beautiful by the way man
This compliment goes straight to the mechanical cryopump that serves as a heart.
I think the Church of the Broken God would get along with the Mechanicus very well.
the virgin space marine: only in death duty end.
the chad tech-priest: Even in death I serve the Omnissiah
I mean, dreadnaughts.
@@ummdustry5718 the remain of a living space marine is in there
@@ScipionLaurentiend If we're defining dreadnought pilots as living we really ought count tech-priests too
@@ummdustry5718 true, I stand corrected
@@ummdustry5718 "Even in death, I still serve"
It's not a phase mother, its the realization of my flesh's inherent weakness.
The irony of getting an omen ad before this. "Transcend humanity" lol.
Do you like how your skin feels on your body?
You don't?
Then why don't you just pull it off?
-Mechanicus probably
Nothing better to replace it with, that’s why.
And now you've made me actively think about how my skin feels on me and I'm gonna be having bad sensory days that won't even resolve once I've pulled off all of my clothes. Thanks a lot!
The description literally translates to "It's not a phase, mom".
Machines are strictly binary
(I want to see if chaos ensues)
XX or XY. Anything else is a delusion.
@@combativeThinker facts.
CHAOS?! YOU ARE A SERVANT OF THE RUINOUS POWERS!? *Screams of anger and sounds of lasgun being loaded*
edit: grammar
Goodness i forgot just how raw these few voicelines are
When I saw the translation of the binary code in description, I died a little bit inside.
Desire for romantic relationships is merely a weakness of flesh that only the machine God can save you from
I'm not really into wh40k, but these mechanicus guys got the right idea
Like a wise man once said
"If You can install Linux and a fleshlight,you can fuck it"
Her: what is your type?
Mechanicus priest: _toaster_
until they go to the maze beneath mars and see the truth. then, they will tear out their bionics and hope that saves them.
you ever been chilling and the guy besides you starts tearing his body apart and replacing his organs with cybernetic parts while telling you how much of a virgin you are for not doing the same?
i hate when that happens
The worst thing is......
They are right. *proceeds to replace limbs with robotic ones*
Praise the omnissiah
Thank you for making me realize just how funny this monologue is as a response to many questions.
I still get chills with that opening.
Guardsman: so do tech priests feel love?
Tech priest fans: *turns computer on* oh you like that don't you?
Commissar: I don't care what he does to it as long as it is working!
Behold the mechanicus kryptonite: a single drop of mercury
"Hey what is your type?"
Mechanicus player: *Points at toaster*
Love how the guy is slowly turning into mechanicus fucking awesome... Wish we get a RTS/Fps warhammer 40k type game the only game i can think of is arma 3 tiow mod
Warhammer 40k space hulk deathwing enhanced edition? And necromunda?
@@ilikecorks1715 oh yeah play space hulk a year ago... necromunda looks fun but eh not my type
call to arms with 40k mow mod is good and wahammer 40k space marine
@@whatthehell4644 look up the men of war 2 warhammer mods you can technically play it as a rts and a 3rd person shooter at the same time
"what's your type?"
"....exceedingly binary"
You call your body a temple but mine runs on TempleOS.
Ok.
*throws a box of metal shavings soaked in saltwater at you*
Mmm yes, how superior.
Ahh an AdMech fan... one of the few situations where the joke "instructions unclear, penis stuck in toaster" has a chance of not actually being a joke.
instructions unclear, penis stuck in toaster
This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care
Her: "whats your type?"
Him: " toasters"
"What's your gender?"
"Metal"
"What's in your pants?"
"Parts"
yeah I'm trans...
transhumanist!!
I'm just trans [maybe transhumanist] but mostly trans
@@splutteryelm same
When you realize that mars is entirely populated by machines in our timeline......
My type is the glory of the machine spirit
“What’s your type?”
The machine fore with it humanity will be obsolete
It got me when he obtained a cowl off screen.
No joke the Mechanicus intro speech is so badass
Her: Are you religious?
Him: Of Course I am, the church comes to me!
The Omnissiah has blessed me and orchestrated the algorithm to show me this video. PRAISE BE TO THE OMNISSIAH
The flesh is weak, but the machine is immortal. If you don't believe it just ask my friend "Chuck"
"Chuck": (aggressive imperial knight V12 noises)
that moment when you realize the omnisiah is actually a C'tan dragon god
The Machine is IMMORTAL!
"Lol, they dont like flesh but still have it? Cringe"
~necrons
The next time a census taker starts asking questions about religion, I will now have to respond with; '"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me...'
By now, census taker asked you abut religion?
@@goldenpotato925 Censuses in the UK have questions about religious belief, with the option to decline to answer if you so choose.
One of these days someone is going to actually start the Adeptus Mechanicus. It is probably going to happen in an underfunded and beleaguered IT department somewhere, probably a government agency/civil service. Takes a certain kind to work IT for a government agency...
Even greater the man becomes a female Tech-Priest
100% accurate PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH
Hands down this is Michael Reeves and Liliypichus relationship dynamic and you cannot tell me otherwise
Lmao
To be honest I'll be fine with being mechanized out to become those would be awesome
Honestly? Same. Also they typically don’t feel nearly as much pain either.
Losing out on my empathy and humanity might be a small downside, but I’m ok with it.
@@OneBiasedOpinion Why losing them? Just have a "switch" to turn them off.
@@ДенисФедоренко-п7ю _rubs hands maniacally_
We have work to do, Savant!
I seen tons and tons of warhammer videos and this is the best one. Perfect
Thank you, random imperial citizen
"So basically i'm into cheap discount bootleg Necrons."
Omnissiah's bootleg is best bootleg.
I consider Necrons the space Egyptian pissed off boomer skelebots that get angry when you invade derr property
Atleast we didn't get scammed into losing our soul.
@OMEGA LOL false, necrons at the height of their power would wipe humanity and not even notice it
Even current necrons would curbstomp mankind if they are fully awakened and united by the silent king
@OMEGA LOL lmao you read your lore properly
Matter disintegration weaponry is a relic of doat that is only found on Terra and was incredibly rare even during the age of strife , necrons have it as their most basic weapon and theirs is also far more stable
Doat has pretty much nothing that compares to the celestial orrey, the slient king flagship or the world engine
Doat had nothing even remotely close to interialess drives
Necrons can create sub-dimenisonal reality bubbles which doat was completely incapable of
And you can't kill a ctan without irreparably damaging the universe, also you get cursed by the ctan like the necrons did
NO i dont have your DAMN TOASTERS!
I'm surprised Koriel Zeth wasn't in this
May the Machine spirit of RUclips bless you with more views.
*laughs in jacked codex*
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Imma use this while negotiating the automation of a previously manned semi-automated line