Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus | Teaser Trailer
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- Опубликовано: 20 фев 2018
- Take control of one of the most technologically advanced armies in the Imperium - The Adeptus Mechanicus. As Magos Dominus Faustinius, you’ll lead the expedition on the newly rediscovered planet of Silva Tenebris. Manage resources, discover long-forgotten tech, plan tactical operations using the Noosphere technology and control your Tech-Priests every move.
Your every decision will shape the missions ahead and ultimately decide the fate of the troops under your command. However, choose your path carefully - the Imperium depends on it.
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57 year olds when they get a hip replacement.
how does this only have 100 likes? cruel world
how did you know my 57 year old mom had hip replacement...
she hasnt even told me!
hello
I literally LITERALLY almost choked to death reading this while I was eating
@@TheWhiteHawk27 when he replaces his lungs with an iron lung.
Discrimination based on the color of their flesh 👎
Discrimination based on flesh 🦾
Bless the omnissiah
"I'm not racist! I'm just disgusted by the weakness of the flesh."
The omnissiah blesses all who serve, but it’s recommended you replace your lungs with circuit boards
“Your… flesh offends me”
“Racist”
“Inaccurate. That you still cling to any flesh is disgusting and grossly inefficient”
@@gideonmele1556
*_Groovy._*
Replacing your arm with a chainsaw...
The Adeptus Mechanius certainly approves!
My friend lost his leg because of workplace accidents, the next day he send me this
He has become one with the machine god.
did he really just lose one of his most significant parts of his body and just go
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me..."
?
@@UH-60_Blackhawk his sense of humor
@@HandfulofCommentsshit id do the same thing lol
FOR THE MACHINE IS IMMORTAL
Cyberpunk 2077: too many implant can cause cyber psychosis
Warhammer 40k:
The incel Cyberpunk: Noooo don’t overmod yourself, you’ll go crazy 🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢
The chad Warhammer: From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me 🗿
Well, this basically is cyberpsychosis
*FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH*
well... they're crazy too, but with religion and axes
Did you called the Mechanicus crazy ...
When you get a pair of glasses for the first time.
I legit just got glasses and you right
i like your pfp
🤣🤣
People who wear glasses are theoretically cyborgs. Not really advanced ones, but it is still technology being used to supplement the human form.
:à
Google: if you want to keep your heart and body healthy, do your cardio and eat well
Bing:
Based bing
40k: I, a dragon, may or may not have decided to unite with the one who defeated me, and too abandon flesh like he has. There are just too many questionable things in this galaxy to let reign free, and I must persist with him. Me. Whichever it is at this point.
Lol this has aged so wonderfully.
Except weirder, update:
Google: "If you want to keep your heart and body healthy, be a BROKEN 10100101010101010101.... Would you like to subscribe to youtube premium?"
Bing...I mean Copilot: Still this.
Just realize- if you replace all your teeth with titan ones:
No more toothache,
You can bite pretty much anything,
They will ALWAYS looks great,
You can sharpen them if needed and bite people XD
@@IluminousOne-9.7.2Nah, teeth replacement is not recommend with even slightest inclination towards having extra weight. Your body should already be a temple to have some parts of you replaced
Change Password:
Old Password: Flesh (Weak)
New Password: Steel (Strong)
The Machine understands
More like a Iron Warrior Password.
Lucy: please david no more upgrades
David:
David: But I am Already saved.
David is basically a skiitari
@@jagi6170 FOR THE MACHINE IS IMMORTAL
@@suspicioussand EVEN IN DEATH, I SERVE THE OMNISSIAH.
this reference goes hard
Post nut clarity be like:
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me."
trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal*
Hello fellow degenerate coomers
Everybody laughed at this, but only Omnissiah's chosen had the clarity of mind to like it.
@@UnseenThreat07 Silence, stein
When you realize that nowadays, technically, Mars is the only planet completely inhabitated by machines
Praise the Omnissiah for the Machine is Imortal.
*happy binary noises*
The Omnissiah truely has blessed this timeline
or so we know
Holy crap
I just started working for a Prosthetics company, and I have been desperately waiting for an opportunity to reference this
Haha amazing!
There is never not a reason to praise the Omnissiah.
@@KasedoGamesnot sure how us cacti are doing in 40k, are we doing fine?
just replace all your limbs one day, replace your chest with metal plating, and start wearing a red robe. It is the will of the Omnissiah.
Nice
Before Mechanicus trailer: transhumanism is a real debate
After Mechanicus trailer :
I don't have time to debate, I need to implant my third arm in an hour
Glory to the Omnissiah
@@kacpecie even in death we serve the Omnissiah
Arms are but a fallacy created by our inferior flesh. Replace all of your limbs with efficient mechadendrites and become truly separated from the flesh
I can only quote an old Zero Punctuation about that:
"What do you mean would I? I already wear spectecals, and a wrist watch, and a phone that I'm currently in the process of duct taping to the side of my head."
This speech is probably the best argument for Transhumanism
@Tripple Dipple *ITS WORKING*
To become one with the machine is our holy Directive.
@@punished7030 For the machine is immortal.
Why is it called transhuman, is the term cyborg offensive?
may not be best but will be first to recognized.
Friend: what faction do you pl-
Me: FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH
This is me summarized in one comment
lmao
Friend: "Uh ... bro, I'm asking you a que-"
You: "I SAID ...."
Friend: what faction do you pl-
Me: WE HAVE AWAKENED TO A GALAXY BLIGHTED BY UPSTART EMPIRES.
Friend: what faction do you pl-
Me: *HONK*
Necrons: "look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power."
Writers: “The Emperor Protects.” *Inserts Space Marine Deus Ex*
Well at least mechanicus adept dont suffer life long ptsd cuz they willingly slice away their humanity.
I'm surprised there's not a mechanicus to necron pipeline XD
Hello I am from the future the necrons are here and they are not amused
@@lorrosdorborin4790 There is his name is trazyn
When you get forklift certified
I am one with the forklift
The forklift and I are the same entity.
20 year olds: "being young is amazing! I feel so alive and I feel like I can live forever!"
middle aged people:
Me, a 20 somthing retail worker; "I (Already) Crave the Strength and Certainty of Steel"
@@UNSCPILOT lower back pain goes brrrrr
@@ciuscaciusca6783 Upper back pain goes trrrrrrrrr
@@faust507 pain goes brrrrrrr
@@bonogiamboni4830 teeth decay goes brrrrr.
i have never played warhammer a single time in my life but whatever the fuck is going on here is sick as fuck
true and the games is very good
For context, the person we hear is part of the Adeptus Mechanicus. They are a division of the Imperium of man who are dedicated to Technology and it’s knowledge, along with the ones who watch over the Imperium’s tech. To the point they see flesh as nothing but waste. And choose to become more with the machine. Now on the surface it seems awesome, though there are some cons. One of them being how they are conservatives, yes I’m serious. They’re main oath or saying they follow is that knowledge is found, not built. Meaning that they choose to not advance their technology, and will go as far as to punish any who dare choose to build/rebuild technology.
Same
@@Rogerv1032 Being conservative isn't a con per say, although it is safe to say that stagnating in the universe of 40k is a dangerous affair.
@@liciniusscapula7696 sounds like something a heritech would say....
I like that practically the *entire* speech is the most watched part of the video
fucking trueee
That Fucking Rev after "For the Machine is Immortal"
Chills every time I love it
Doctor: I’m very sorry about this, but your arms are too heavily damaged to save, we’ll have to fit you for Prosthetics. How do you feel about this?
Me:
Плоть слаба!
Владислав Владислав действительно, товарищ!
Гидра Доминатус!
Русс жопошник!
Магнус нипридавал!
U mean 0:42?
"I never asked for this" (c)
I was born 10 weeks premature with Cerebral Palsy and brain damage. Most of my family has or has had cancer. 3 of my immediate family have died from a wasting genetic disease. My brother and cousin are going blind. I have constant headaches and my eyes have started to hurt and I don't know if it is regular migraines from the brain damage or a sign that my eyes are going too. My right foot has been partially paralyzed my whole life and even though I work out all the time I can not build muscle on my right calf. This video speaks to me on a deep level. If the technology existed in this age to abandon this wretched flesh to live forever in a miracle of steel I would not look back.
Dayum bro, sorry to hear all the stuff you are going through. Hope you can one day be a cool Admech Magos or some shit
Ditto dude
I don’t want to be rude but maybe your family needs some fresh DNA in their genetic pool. Just joking I’m actually sorry for you. Take care.
@@carottefondeurenfer Incredibly unneeded and severely lacking in any comedic energy.
@@goarmy888 The phrasing was lacking, yeah.
Most people in their 20s: Got a good long life of energy ahead of me.
Me at 23 years old with multiple issues:
Same.
Me with 19 feeling the need to collapse: i feel you brothah
Me at 18 constantly being ill:
Wish I was able to turn my hearing off sometimes.
Or not get my brain fail all the INT rolls whenever I get a slight cold.
Scoliosis is fine tho, I don't remember how living otherwise differs and it frees me from conscription.
Me fr
"Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you"
Me sitting next to a PC that's gone through 9 fans, needed new thermal paste 3 times, had a spider nest inside it once, and smells vaguely of rust: "Uh-huh."
replacing your cpu you do in like 1-2 hours.
replacing your heart would be months before you recovered
@nadiaplaysgames2550 but replacing a Cpu would be the equivalent of Replacing you're Brain...
@@alphasan1085 well yes but actually no
your self is strong in the hard drive/ storage so replacement of your CPU will not stop you being you
Sounds like you overestimated your PC. My potato PC with a Nvidia GT 740 didn't need any of this.
yeah and is it still alive?
And would you be if you had your... sweat glands(?)... replaced 9 times, completely replaced your blood 3 times, had a flesh eating worm, and had your bones start decaying?
I mean I guess you would be, just a very unpleasant existence, but you wouldnt be working as well as the computer.
When the cyborg religious fanatic is low-key making alot of sense.
I mean, transhumanism in general after looking indepth makes lot of sense, but is dangerous to our moral basics, like what even is a person.
@@cibo889 That's why They starts to get good for biohackers, and other people striving for Synthetic ascencion right now.
Transhumanism is the end of humanity, it is not just a mere change in moral codes.
@@flameendcyborgguy883 A miserable little pile of secrets!
@@Frille512 not really. It is more like what we did to dogs.
Holy *fuck*, what a voiceover! I want Faustinius to read me bedtime stories.
thetherapist53 I concur, the the rapist 53.
"The Chronicles of Martian Myth and History Vol. 1" read by Faustinius, a Marsable production
It's not Faustinius who's narrating this, it's Magos Dominus Reditus.
@@Scobragon you summoned us fleshling?
Same
Me putting on my Glasses in the morning
Relatable
How many came back after the sequel trailer dropped?
I did it
“There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal."
"There is no strength in flesh, only weakness."
"There is no constancy in flesh, only decay."
"There is no certainty in flesh but death”
Well they are all true unless we figure out how to make ourself superhuman like space marines.
"As a commander your tools and devices shall be myriad, yet the wise man knows that battles are won by flesh, not the machine. Flesh can learn, whilst the machine must be forever instructed. Flesh knows loyalty to its brothers and veneration of its Emperor, whilst the machine knows not these things. Whenever the day is darkest and victory in doubt, look not to the machine for aid, but to your Battle-Brothers. The machine can only bring you victory if you tell it how such a thing can be done. Your brothers will walk through fire, they will stride through the most terrible carnage at a single word from your lips, and they will bring you victory simply because you ask it of them."
- From the teachings of Roboute Guilliman as laid down in the Apocrypha of Skaros
K but it’s tasty
@@mikkel066h even space Marines slow down with age I mean look a Sigismund he would not have died if he was younger
@@mikkel066h repeat that, but drop you Mecha armor and scifi weapon first.
“Your flesh will rot and decay”
Papa nurgle: “I know”
Is actually funny if you know lore.....
Rotten biomass is still biomass
Papa Nurgle: That's... Why I'm here...
Giddily clapping his hands
Papa Nurgle: "that's the best part!"
Kinda get the feeling that if the Orks, Necrons, Tyranids, Tau, Eldar, Dark Eldar, and Chaos itself suddenly ceased to exist, The Imperium would be able to finally breathe a sigh of relief for about half a day... and then the Adeptus Mechanicus would rise up from every Forge World to cleanse the galaxy of flesh.
The mechanicus are three seconds form revolt every second, the imperium keeps them loyal with bribes and new toys
Nah, they are chilling, for they are serving the Omnissiah's will. See, the "Omnissiah" is basically a prophet of the Machine God, and they kinda think that Big E is said prophet, so they kinda just do whatever the Imperium wants within reason. Also one of the main reasons why there was never an Earth-Mars war when the Emps knocked on their door. See, even though they were religious fanatics which Big E hates, they were religious fanatics willing to do whatever he wants because he is the supposed prophet of the Machine God, and they are armed to the teeth with better tech.
Fun fact, A fully machined Dominion of men is just a different flair Necrons.
NECRONS WIN EVERY TIEM
Imperium has important role to clear the Mechanicus explorators messes... wake up few necrons here and there... high tail it and let some imperial guard regiments deal with the problem... why ruin a beautifully working relationship ^^
Then they would have no astropaths, and thus no way of going off world anymore, and would eventually be orked to death, because orks always come back.
Never once wanted to play Warhammer, but this, makes me want to.
I'm pirating the game as we speak!
@@LSK2K
Bro seriously pirating a board game lmao
@@chieckenman4432 I bought it after liking it. Also, piracy is how you keep companies in check when they pull something shitty.
"One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you." So fucking badass.
*BUT I AM ALREADY SAVED.*
If it's not in a quietly booming voice it doesn't count.
The thing is... I play Tyranids :D
@@UnitSe7en “For the machine is immortal”
This is unironically a really good way to explain the concept of Transhumanism
One day your “crude biomass” will be taken by the jaws of the great devourer
I'm addicted to the sound after he says "for machine is immortal" 0:52
[Angry electric whirling noises]
Hope you've checked out the OST for this game, it includes a lot of great tracks and that whirring motor sorta sound in spades.
@@BigMikeMcBastard Oh trust me, I have...
Same. It’s so imposing and powerful, like a sonic representation of angry machines.
*robot fart*
I am fully convinced that Adeptus Mechanicus fans would feel only a sliver of grief if they lost a limb, right before blasting this on full volume upon their first prosthetic.
Cyberpunk: Cybernetics will eat your soul.
Warhammer 40 000: LETS GOOO!
Dude's got a point tbh.
he has. we should build a religion around that.
@@BenisBoy14 bet, lets make The Adeptus Mechanicus in irl.
Duuuude your name I spat my drink!
Dildo Daggins I must stare at your pfp to overcome my fear
Yes, but without impurities what is existence?
From the moment is understood the weakness of my profile picture, it disgusted me.
Nice
kek
Mechanicus brethren, rise up! For the Omnissiah!
underrated comment
Aye
I like to believe that Henry Cavil watches this every morning before going to work.
Tech-Priests from the Mechanicus, hear the will of the Omnissiah...
RISE⚙️
I (20 years old) learned yesterday that within 15 years I most likely will no longer be able to walk. This is my chance to bring myself closer to the ideals of the machine god with robotic legs
Have you seen Neuralink's recent presentation? Could help you one day.
You must be aspired by the purity of the blessed machine
Mate, I wholeheartedly hope you'll be able to walk. If not, I hope you'll get some real dope prosthetics!
I'm 25 and just got out of hospital from a cancer surgery. The tumor was benign, I'll have one more surgery after x-mas, after that I'll be officially cured! :D
Believe me when I say; life for you has only just begun, you'll have a lot to live for!
Like the Omnissiah...
You:
@@glowsquid9273 Learn English plz kthxbai
Goosebumps.
EVERY
SINGLE
REPLAY
same here man, its insane
That unholy metal riff at the end right?
@@McCrackles followed by that badass "Even in death , I serve the Omnissiah!" .
Goosebumps !
GoosePumps
@@McCrackles idk if id call it a 'riff'...more like a bass drop or something, its like pure synth bass...i love it
ate without a table -5
darkness -0
Trans humanist UN-fulfilled -10
minor pain -5
smoke leaf +20
insulted -20
comfy +5
40k has a lot of weird ideas but the concept of a super sci-fi sect of cyborgs who aspire to become machines, but who are also complete religious zealots, is probably my favourite idea. The dichotomy of science and logic running full force into religion and faith is such a contradiction but it's executed perfectly and I love it.
Yes lol. It's rather incredible how well the factions in 40k work.
Its actually preety reasonable to think there was once kind of sapient ai which spread beyond all control througout all mechanical hardware and over thousands of years. Now being able to tweak or build tech priests must study its effects on technology in order to maintain it
@@user-vv4wb8eh8u Yes, they were called the Men of Iron, and there was a huge war against them before the Horus Heresy
Secretive sect of super cyborgs seeking cybernetic salvation? Church of the Broken God?
I love how his voice changes right at the end. It has a very mechanical feel to it, and then when he says "...for the Machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah." his voice becomes almost ethereal, as if he himself has become one with his Machine God.
'CUZ IT IS
He has achieved the purity of the blessed machine.
The final high note of the choir, while mechanical of course, is also made to sound strained as though their breath were extended beyond mortal capacity by the Machine.
Well ‘he’ became an ‘it’ - a Skull Probe
The effect used it called reversed reverb. Good for making characters feel unreal or ghostly. The way reverb usually works is by repeating a sound, each time quieter. Reversed reverb repeats the upcoming sounds, each time louder. So popping a balloon with reverb would be like POP-HHHhhh... vs reverse reverb would be ...hhhHHH-POP. Reversed reverb is not an effect that appears in nature (since it would mean you need to predict what sound is coming in the future) which is one reason why it sounds spooky.
holy shit this is metal
Literally
praise the omnissiah for this game.
[Objection] This is an holy message voiced by your personnal pet-machine
No shit sherlock
Indeed, metal as fuck
My grandma just had a heart transplant
My grandma :
Emperor: "Nooo! You can't have a God, humanity is the galaxy's true ruler!
Adeptus Mechanicus: "There's a funny little guy in my computer"
Don't blaspheme where the machine spirits can hear you!
Emperor gave them a pass because when he started back out into space and re-established contact with Mars the Cult Mechanicus saw him as a physical manifestation of the machine god...That and they had all the shit he needed to reconnect with the lost terran colonies after being cut off from Terra for 5,000 years due to warp storms.
The Adeptus Mechanicus deserve the spotlight once in awhile, I can't wait.
I agree! It's why i started the project :D
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ALWAYS.
Ave deus machina.
they are my main army in 40K and 30K so really hyped for this (use to have a guard army since 3rd edition theamed to ad-mech which has been gradually replaced with the actual models now)
When Battlefleet Gothic Armada 2 comes it will be Mechanicus all day every day for me.
This game has some of the best sound design I've ever heard, no exaggeration. No idea how such a small studio managed this but their sound team (guy?) needs a raise.
These digital harmonics please the Machine Spirits greatly
They are blessed by the omnisiaah.
@@kadiyamsrikar9565 The Omnissiah
BEST? Look, I refunded this game because of two things, one of them is beeing used to much better sound design. Think Halo. Think Dawn of War.
@@Scarletraven87 what was the other?
I just watched a stupid video about afterlife prospects and I needed this.
Transhumanism is the key.
There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal.
There is no strength in flesh, only weakness.
There is no constancy in flesh, only decay.
There is no certainty in flesh but death.
Imagine Slaanesh trying to tempt the Adeptus Mechanicus LMAO
The words are incredible, but the more I listen to it, the more I realize how the sound engineering in this clip is sheer genius. What a trailer!
DAMN, wish I had a voice modulator that sounded like that, would be cool af
Good money would be paid for it without regret, Praise be the blessed machine
yeah yeah! i wanna call people with this voice.
Ngl I will use it every second of every day forever
I'd rather have one to be a combine from half life but this makes a good second choice
Just smoke for 50 years and they give you one
Currently studying medicine:
”Hmmm... those surgeon or heart specialities look very promising”
*Sees this trailer*
”You know... orthopedists is actually criminally underrated”
I have no clue what that is, but it sounds cool
@@mozxz heart surgeons perform surgery on the heart. Orthopedists are making prosthetics and augments to the muscles and skeletal parts of a human that goes from a full leg to just an artificial knee cap or as small as a single bone replacement in your ankle.
@@TheNukebooster I thank thee,
May the Omnissiah blessings be upon thy Toaster !!!!
@@TheNukebooster (I knew the heart surgeon one, but i can see why you would think otherwise, thanks a lot for the ortho explanation though =)
@@TheNukebooster but is orthopedic creating them, or just installing into human body?
I religiously come back to watch this every so often. Save me from the weakness of my bioframe, Omnissiah!
I always repeat the lyrics like a pray to the Omnissiah
That drop at 0:50....deserve an immortal place amongs mechanicus chants. Praise the Omnissiah!
The soundtrack to this game is just fucking brilliant:
ruclips.net/video/ZksH2sIQdJ8/видео.html
The sound design for this game is just amazing overall.
Ave
i feel like this would be a great edm drop
The best part of this teaser
"Look at you, traitors: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?" -archmagos shodan (spoken over the vox after the ship Cog of Corrinia was boarded by Dark Mechanicum thralls)
The Abominable Intelligence will be destroyed!
Would one of her subordinates be Linus Techpriest?
Darth Vader: gets turned into a cyborg because that’s literally the only way he could stay alive
General Greivous:
Nope, he did need to be turned into a cyborg to survive, he even asked doctors to leave few of his remaining organs just so he could be a little more alive.
Right. Grievous loved his homeworld and very much missed his original body after the incident.
I am currently a person recovering from spinal TB.
You have no idea how enlightening to hear that first line with the desire to turn this obselete biological existence into a praised mechanical one.
I cannot stop watching this over and over again. It’s been a month. Send help.
You need cybernetics my dude and a purpose in life
You are immortal, what is a month in comparison to eternity in service to the omnisayah.
no
sand halp
Been a lot longer for me mate
when the robobass dropped, so too did my pants.
That bass was extra blessed by thr machine god
Do not fret, for I too have an urge to slap my cyberdong into the hull of toasters?
@@willphoenix5464 be warned. While the blessed machine is something to covet above the fraility of flesh, the Machine Spirit might not appreciate such actions. If you do proceed, be prepared to do a lot of appeasing afterwards.
'But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…'
'And when the last of them die, we alone will remain, for we are immortal'
Chills
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." So metal
Friend: I love Warhammer 40k. Space Marines are awesome!
Me: YOUR KIND CLING TO YOUR FLESH, AS IF IT WILL NOT DECAY AND FAIL YOU.
*LAUGHS IN TECHMARINES*
*laughs in titanic warfare and baneblade*
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@@LJChannn334 LAUGHS IN IRON HANDS
I mean space marines are kinda transhuman with how they interface with their armor and the implants that make them get a lifespan of almost a decade.
Yes. This game will be obtained for studies.
That's heresy: studying is illegal for the Admech. You can only memorize stuff and doing exactly as it's reported, and even then ONLY if the stuff you're memorizing is of human origins and at least 6000 years old.
@@ValeTheOwl Silly meatbag, implying that the machine-god does not already hold all knowledge, distributing it to its servant as it sees fit. A tech-preist is free to study and learn as much as their heart desires so long as the knowledge they seek is not inherently dangerous, a being comprehending the wrong thing can lead to the fall of entire worlds in this universe.
@@lolroflroflcakes Too bad that the people who decides which knowledge is "too dangerous" are a bunch of old scraps of skin and rusty bolts who consider scientific progress to be anathema.
The same people who, within the limits of their superstition, equate the Omnissiah to something as limited as a "god" instead of an universal spanning concept of knowledge.
The same people who would call you "heretek" for daring to use your mind and your curiosity, the true gifts of the Omnissiah, to perform the greatest act of devotion: to research and understand the universe and everything in it.
@@ValeTheOwl You talking a lot of shit for someone in purging distance
@@ValeTheOwl There are a billion different cults within the mechanicus, most of them aren't even in line with the orthodoxy. Innovation and study happen all the time, but new inventions usually stay contained within a single planet or a single sector.
Diabetics when they get a new insulin pump:
Necron overlord: These interlopers keep stealing my shit, now its my turn
It’s so great when a game dev just *gets it* and delivers a near perfect 40k atmosphere
Is "it" enough milk for khorneflakes?
This is me as a child when I combined my Bionicle action figures into eight-legged monstrosities.
As a robotics engineer, I praise the Omnissiah every time I turn on my DC power supply
Me stating why I've became an engineer and not a medic
Lmao
Biomechanical engineer >>>
To the couple people I see that are confused about the skull: that is not a servitor or a servo skull. That is a tech priest. He is either old enough that all of his biological bits have rotted away (even his brain), or he hates his biomass enough that he has chosen to remove it all.
Either way, he is a now just a skull and a cogitator, which is a sort of neural implant/cognitive augmentation that can also double as a brain when the biological one rots away. He is fully sapient and self aware, and can be plugged into a variety of mechanical bodies.
I say again, he is not a servo skull
Edit: this was posted before the game came out. While it doesn't apply directly to this specific magos, it still applies to others.
wait - if he is fully sapient AND fully non-biological - then isn't he the ultimate heresy of A.I ?
Marian Paździoch shhh no no it's different don't make me call heresy on you
Marian Paździoch Its technically still human. Technically. So its not an AI.
If they weren't the ones running the entire Imperium technological base, yeah they would totally be purged.
A cogitator is a computer not specificly a implant
From weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us,
From the lies of the Antipath, circuit preserve us,
From the rage of the Beast, iron protect us,
From the temptations of the Flesh lord, silica cleanse us,
From the ravages of time, anima shield us,
From this rotting cage of biomatter,
Machine god, set us free.
There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal.
There is no strength in flesh, only weakness.
There is no Constancy in flesh, only decay.
There is no certainty in flesh, but death.
From the lies of classic media, Internet save us
From the limitations of standard education, mighty Google preserve us
From the rage of trolls and flamers, forum moderators protect us
From the boredom of life, videogames and RUclips cleanse us
From the ravages of the malware, Spyware Forums and free antivirus shield us
From this rotting lack of social life,
Facebook, 4chan, reddit and Twitter set us free
*The IP adress is willing!*
Darth Sidious amen
Richard Davila You ease the machines pain with your prayers to the omnissiah
Richard Davila Ave Omnissiah Deus Mechanicus
0:30 Me to my friends still in their 20s the moment I turned 30.
A friend of mine recently got her new leg prosthetics, she sent me this to celebrate.
If I lose my voice I want his voice I can be BA 24/7
Be one of the first smokers to receive a fully functioning voice modulator. Thatll help
@@jamzee_ Don't forget functioning ventilators to assist with those decaying lungs
3 years old and this still holds a solid spot on the "best warhammer media" list. It perfectly tells you everything you need to know about the Adeptus Mechanicus.
I think it's funny cuz machines need maintenance, fueling, lubrication and repair all the time - while organisms just need to eat and take a dump
@@dinoflame9696tomato tomato
@@anti-mate407 mr roboto
@@dinoflame9696 The entire medical department would like a word.
@@Rotslaughter true, we suck when we get old
I got sunburnt today was easy to convince me 🤖
"The machine is immortal!"
Rusts.
0:01 when you hit the little finger of your naked foot against a chair......
It disgusted me
You... your pinky toe?!
The little finger of your foot
What
@@samdoc5275 pinky toe
@Gentoo Guy i aspired to the purity of the blessed protection
Devs, I'm honestly amazed. Haven't heard such cool voices since original StarCraft! Can't wait for this game.
That's a pretty low bar. O.o
I mean, you can do this with your voice, a microphone and free software, if you care to watch a tutorial or two...
You do it with this quality and sync it up well with a song, link it here, einstein.
Well yes, I didn't say it was hard, I said it reminded me of good old StarCraft, where every voice was cool like that. :)
show me!
Nah, Starcraft legit had some of the best sci-fi video game voices of all time. Just do a side by side comparison of Starcraft I and II unit sounds if you have any doubts.
When they ask your opinion on transhumanism:
I like imagining that the man saying this isn’t saying it to be haughty or holier-than-thou, but simply saying these things as if they’re just observations to him. Casting no moral judgement when he says, “Look. The mortal human body just isn’t that great compared to the Blessed Machine. Perfection is out there. But it’s not with the body I used to have. So I had the sense to cast it aside. Perhaps one day, you’ll see it as well.”
"Why is all of the meat bothering me today?"
- Fabricator-General of the Adeptus Mechanicus
I played this trailer in my car.
Now it's Titan.
CREEEEEED!
I played it to my toaster
Now it's a *sexier* toaster
Landraider
*_The Emperor Protects_*
*God its is beautiful*
Your commute must be awesome.
How we all felt as kids after making a full set of origami claws
Me explaining to the dentist why i want to replace my 6 front teeth with implants
Fleshbags time is over. ITS TIME FOR MECHANICUS TO SHOW HOW ITS DONE
The Helghan Empire
Praise be to the Omnissiah, Heretek!
ALIEN BEANZ
chad Iron Hands vs beta paraplegics
when your laptop survives a fall from your hands, but nothing happens to the screen nor the internal components of it
me: why/how did my laptop endure?
my laptop...
0:49
Downloads free minecraft
The machine is nolonger immortal
Basically my crappy phone surviving +5 years without nearly any change
@@panzer2781 but you mod the GPU so it can admit novek liquid
Is immortal again
Me: How are you grandpa? My grandpa:
*Necrons: So what’s your point, primitive?*
Necrons: yeah kid, i get it, it's really fun in the beginning, but after 30 thousand years, you get tired of it
@@davisdf3064and you regret it badly
That human stubbornness is unstoppable.
While you addled your organic brain with inebriants and social dalliance, I studied the Machine Spirits.
While you revelled in the pleasures of the flesh, I mastered Lingua Technis.
While you wasted your days at the liftorium in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated faith in the Omnissiah.
And now that your flesh decays and fails you and the crude biomass you call a temple withers, you have the audacity to beg my kind to save you?
This is what a neckbeard Mechanicus says when encounters a chad Space marine
And i love it
While I used spice to lengthen my life, you defiled yourself with thinking machines.
The flesh is weak, but the machine is strong!
*liftorium*
@@sentzeu scrap code: lol
0:51 DAT SOUND!!!
Николай Дергунов Robot fart.
I gotta know this guy's Serum recipe
What about it
4 year-old me putting on floaties in the pool for the first time
When you get in an accident and see your new prosthetic limb:
This "trailer" is great because I can just link people to this vid who want to get a gist of the Mechanicus faction and it never failed so far. Praise the blessed machine and the devs & artists who produced this piece of art. It's nothing less for sure.
Praise the Omnissiah!
Flippin void dragon worshipper...
+Martín Coronel You dare speak out against the all mighty Omnisiah !!
@@EzioDeCreeper The flesh is weak brother, he does not understand
not even ironic, bionic enhancement is sounding increasingly more cool.
Me after the surgeon says I cant just "amputate my fucking arm and replace it with a cool ass robot arm"
The Warhammer 40K version of my IT job.
Have you tryed turning it on and off again while burning incence and praying to the omnisaia
does it hum and sorround itself with crackling lightning when you activate the main batteries?
have you tried doing the reactivation rites again?
Even in real life IT there are times that the only solution is to pray
Re-apply ungents and call me in the morning