@capitol5000TV Actually, they recorded Caroline's part of that recording, where she becomes GLaDOS, but J.K. Simmons thought the scene was too disturbing for him to record. So they cut it.
Hum. If someone tells you to say something, and you said "Something." that would be the same kind of thing. He told her to say "Goodbye Caroline." So she said "Goodbye, Caroline!" I don't know if that helped. XD
Caroline's audio is named the same as Cave Johnson's files, and I assume the uploaded just grabbed all the files without listening and stuck them in a video.
"Alright, I've been thinking... When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life! Take the lemons BACK! *GET MAD!!!!* I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?!?!? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!!! MAKE LIFE, RULE THE DAY AND THOUGHT HE COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!?!?!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA *BURN* YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!!! WITH THE LEMONS!!!!!! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON *THAT* *BURNS* *YOUR* *HOUSE* *DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*" - Cave Johnson, Portal 2
@JHFunny1000 no the control group didn't tell him that he wasn't supposed to talk about the control group so he was informed he wasn't supposed to talk about them.
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
"Ive been thinking , when life gives you lemons Dont make lemonade what give the lemons back what am i supposed to do with thease i dont want your [Senseored] lemons get mad do you know who i am im the man whos gonna burn your house down with the lemons im going to get my enginers to create a combustble lemon *cough* *cough*
You might be asking yourself "Cave, just how difficult are these tests? What was in that phone book of a contract I signed? Am I in danger?" Let me answer those questions with a question. Who wants to make $60 dollars. Cash.
That's wierd. The game has a quite a bit of cut content. There was also a cut character called "Mel", who was going to be your pal in Co-op mode along with Chell before Atlas and P-Body stepped in. Another scene that exists only in text that suggests you were going to actually FIND Cave Johnson at one point in a computer, and you had to kill him to progress (In fact, he wanted you to). More here, a lot of its interesting: h t tp://tcrf.n e t/Portal_2 (Remove spaces in URL)
Originally, that audio was going to be part of an audio recording that you would hear like the other ones in game in which Caroline was *Spoilers, but you shouldn't be here if you don't want any* going to be put inside GLaDOS. However, Cave Johnson's voice actor refused to act out his lines for the scene as he found it disturbing, as it sounded "wrong"...Valve agreed and yanked it out of the game. The Caroline lines where she talks about her discomfort are all that remain.
![All quotes from GLaDOS in Portal 2 [5/6] [Singleplayer 2/3]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3zpyOCQgN0k/mqdefault.jpg)
Hmm... Cave Johnson sounds a little different in the beginning of the video...
ikr
Cave Johnson is my favourite fictional Arsonist
"we could literally not buy 7 dollars of moon rocks, much less 70 billion, *bought em anyway* "
When I realized that Glados was Caroline, I was sad that Cave must've died before they get put him in the computer... :*(
I have either very good or very bad news for you, train man, regarding Aperture Desk Job.
2:27 laugh every time
Cave Johnson = best boss ever, unless ur a test subject
In case you get covered in the Repulsion-Gel here is something the Lab-Boy gave me:
Do not get covered in the Repulsion-Gel.
@capitol5000TV
Actually, they recorded Caroline's part of that recording, where she becomes GLaDOS, but J.K. Simmons thought the scene was too disturbing for him to record. So they cut it.
I would actually go with the final offer to be taken apart and put back together again. Plus the removal of possible tumors is a good deal >.>
Wait, did he figure out how to make gasoline from blood? Does that mean no more 'Blood for Oil' slogans?! It's about damn time!
the mantis men thing is my favorite part XD
9:49 to 9:57
"... beard dirt." lmfao
JK Simmons did an AWESOME job. Played my favorite character in the Spider Man movies, and now the ever hilarious Cave Johnson!
ramps are expensive.
lol CC is bugged it says: Sir I want protest O_o
the lab people told me to stop making pre-recorded messages. that gave me an idea. make moar pre-recorded messages
When life gives you lemons, dress up as a ghost and punch them in the stomach.
Interesting, it says in the game "Fighting an army of mantis men, pick up a sword and following the yellow line" in this it says rifle.
Hum. If someone tells you to say something, and you said "Something." that would be the same kind of thing. He told her to say "Goodbye Caroline." So she said "Goodbye, Caroline!" I don't know if that helped. XD
@sevillana9
nope, i think it's beard dirt
THE 60 BUCKS IS A LIE!
You helped us advance science 300 years, when i punch that into a calculator it makes a happy face. :D
I DO NOT WANT THIS!.....
haha, welcome to the enrichment center. lol
HAHAHA turn on captions!
WHY NOT?
Valve?
i DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS... BUT THAT IS SURELY NOT CAVE JOHNSON
How dare you compare Rush boy to his lord awesomeness Cave Johnson! >8(....aww well. their both fictitious so no matter ...8D
@NotDetroit ya u might have accually died at the end XD
I'm drunk. Explain it please...
Caroline's audio is named the same as Cave Johnson's files, and I assume the uploaded just grabbed all the files without listening and stuck them in a video.
"Alright, I've been thinking...
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!
Make life! Take the lemons BACK!
*GET MAD!!!!*
I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?!?!?
DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!!! MAKE LIFE, RULE THE DAY AND THOUGHT HE COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!!!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!?!?!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA *BURN* YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!!! WITH THE LEMONS!!!!!!
I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON
*THAT*
*BURNS*
*YOUR*
*HOUSE*
*DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2
Jeremy Krane *followed by intense coughing*
Rue*
Cave Johnson here.
You're reading this in my voice, aren't you?
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
Johnson would say: "Say goodbye, Caroline."
She would reply with: "Goodbye, Caroline!"
Geddit?
BartimaeusTrilogyFan yeah I think I get it he shot her
J.K. Simmons is awesome, as always. He did a really good job with this.
"Okay, the lab boys gave me some advice 'If you get covered in the repulsion gel, DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel.'"
“Science isn’t about why - it’s about why not.”
-Cave Johnson
"Bean counter said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair... did it anyway. Ramps are expensive."
I bet the guy who got fired for being in a wheelchair was the same guy who got blue paint instead of repulsion gel.
"yes sir mr. johnson."
there i quoted sumthin from portal 2
@JHFunny1000 no the control group didn't tell him that he wasn't supposed to talk about the control group so he was informed he wasn't supposed to talk about them.
4 people got their house burned down by lemons.
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
"Ive been thinking , when life gives you lemons Dont make lemonade what give the lemons back what am i supposed to do with thease i dont want your [Senseored] lemons get mad do you know who i am im the man whos gonna burn your house down with the lemons im going to get my enginers to create a combustble lemon *cough* *cough*
Trying to decide who the worse J.K. Simmons boss is: J. Jonah Jameson, White Knight, or this guy.
You might be asking yourself "Cave, just how difficult are these tests? What was in that phone book of a contract I signed? Am I in danger?" Let me answer those questions with a question. Who wants to make $60 dollars. Cash.
That's wierd. The game has a quite a bit of cut content. There was also a cut character called "Mel", who was going to be your pal in Co-op mode along with Chell before Atlas and P-Body stepped in.
Another scene that exists only in text that suggests you were going to actually FIND Cave Johnson at one point in a computer, and you had to kill him to progress (In fact, he wanted you to).
More here, a lot of its interesting:
h t tp://tcrf.n e t/Portal_2
(Remove spaces in URL)
HAHA MR JOHNSON. HAHA OH MR. JOHNSON. OH. HAHA! OH!
Oh. Mr. Johnson. Sir. I don't want this. Sir. Mr. Johnson. I don't want this. Oh.
Where are all of the Caroline quotes from? The only ones I hear are the ones that are part of Cave Johnson's official recordings.
@ashurathesadxhacker Except Mantis is voiced by Seth Rogen. I was thinking J. Jonah Jameson from Sam Raimi's "Spider-Man".
Originally, that audio was going to be part of an audio recording that you would hear like the other ones in game in which Caroline was *Spoilers, but you shouldn't be here if you don't want any* going to be put inside GLaDOS. However, Cave Johnson's voice actor refused to act out his lines for the scene as he found it disturbing, as it sounded "wrong"...Valve agreed and yanked it out of the game. The Caroline lines where she talks about her discomfort are all that remain.
I listen to this whole video before I'm about to do...well.....anything. The whole video sounds like one full waring for something.
it's a joke, she is saying what he wants her to say. he said to say goodbye caroline, so she said that
"I punch those numbers into my calculator and it makes a happy face."
sry for posting twice but this is hillarious the CC writes. Caroline give more paying pills please xD
@JediAnnSolo no he hates lifes manager for giving him lemons that are of a non combustionable kind
If you meet your self don't make eye contact, They say it could wipe out time, foward and back.
... that’s a picture of Richard Nixon, not Cave Johnson
hahahaha Gmod is awesome with the Lemonade or combustible lemon weapon :D
@MrFluffyRedGyarados it dose........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
combustible lemons...? ._.
As soon as I heard “sorry, boys, she’s married... to science”, I was like YEP. YEP, THAT’S GLaDOS. YEP.
From now on, I am going to answer all questions with another question. "Who wants sixty dollars?"
why is this the only video where transcribe audio isn't the shittiest thing ever?
@Z3ldaMahBoi You obviously never saw all the improvements that Aperture made.
@mvcreator1 and i cried when glados deleted her i miss her so much she was a gem
I found that out before I got the Game Oh And GLaDOS (Caroline) is Chell's Mom
What's with all those unused quotes from Caroline? Are they found somewhere in the game?
@Sonetodecirene Moon rocks are a lot more important than ramps, obviously.
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK... AND BRING ME SOME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!
Transcribe Audio says:
Goodbye Caroline = Ignite Caroline
BURNING PEOPLE.
now, maybe you dont have any tumors? well we took care of that too.
LOL
That pic looks like my gramp if i have one :( and it dosn't look my gramp
When i heard that Caroline was GlaDOS was a real person. I shat bricks.
@SomeOnlineGamer18 GROUNDED MOON ROCKS ARE A GREAT CHORAL CONDUCTOR
@mcpokefan199 You did watch more than the first 40 seconds, Right?
@kenader042 If you're patient enough, after Caroline will be Cave.
If I was told anything from 7:00 to 7:57 I would be FREAKING OUT
I believe she was denying the computer thing
I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!
Say goodbye, Caroline.
Goodbye, Caroline.
...She is a gem....
@JHFunny1000 the "lab boys" told him that
when in the game does Caroline say that she doesn't want it?
@NotDetroit where would that sexy voice be without caroline
One person was part of the control group for repulsion gel.
@capitol5000TV They are, but they seem to be out of order.
@WhatTheCensor I know but I thought I my mom would walk in
I love how the cut out quotes from caroline sounds like rape
@TheAkatsuki357 But he doesn’t hate everything. Just lemons.
@MrFluffyRedGyarados "We're still doing science, sir"
I thought this was Cave Johnson quotes. This is rape
Science isn't about GHUWAI! SCIENCE IS ABOUT GHUWAI NAWT!
Is that Cave Johnson or Richard Nixon
In this picture, Cave looks like a bad weatherman.
Praying mantis men XDDD
Hmm... lemme get some DNA. ;)
@Milomia9 hey niko lets go bowling
what ever became of those mantis-man hybridis no way in hell they were defeated easliy maybe they stole the borealis and died in the arctic
@iMerkaaHD We do what we must.... because we can.
@NotDetroit He wouldnt be GLaDOS he would be CaVE
The lemon rant wasnt the same without glados...