@@StudioRevoct i really gotta stop feeling stressed about Typhlosion, it's hurting my back. Anyways, now we have enough pokemon being ruined. Will the fandom ever grop up over these kind of jokes? Scratch that, will the INTERNET ever move on from these kind of jokes?!
Contrary to popular belief, Vaporeon isn’t compatible for breeding. For starters, they're not even in the Human-Like egg group, but most Vaporeons are male anyway. Not only that, but the copypasta diluted the truth about Vaporeon's abilities, hence why I will now set the record straight. Hydration only works when it's raining, and Water Absorb, which has a darker nature that I will discuss soon, doesn't mean your Vaporeon will turn white after you "pull out." I should know because I cleaned the toilets at a sperm bank a long time ago. Aside from that, what also wasn't mentioned is that Vaporeon can control water easily, which means Vaporeon can perfectly utilize the water it can control to enter a person's orifices until they explode. Vaporeon’s biology allows it to defeat its opponent by entering any of its opponent's orifices, making its way to the lungs until the attacker succumbed to dry drowning, and then exit the lifeless body perfectly. Now here comes the disturbing truth about Water Absorb. Human bodies are 65% water, which means that if a Vaporeon was inside a human body, it could potentially absorb the water in said body until the poor human was nothing more than a dry, lifeless mummified corpse. The Vaporeon would reemerge just fine, but not the human though. Also, if a Vaporeon rematerialized while it was inside your urethra, your pecker would be sent to the Distortion World instantly. Its ability to control water also includes creating Kyogre-like tsunamis that can level cities with ease, and with moves like Scald, Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, Hyper Beam, and Rock Smash, Vaporeon has so many ways to end you that it should be reclassified to the "Terminator Pokémon." It can also learn Detect and Toxic too, so don't explore that deep sea cave for treasure. As for the moves that it can use to make itself more "aroused," the kicker is that the rest of Vaporeon's kin can also learn those moves too, with Leafeon, Glaceon, and Umbreon having higher defense stats that would blow Vaporeon out of the water, and Sylveon and Umbreon, aka the third most pornified Pokémon of all time, are much more popular with the NSFW crowd. Acid Armor won't even change that.
I just wrote this shitpost for fun, and I got tired of the repetitive nature of the original copypasta. However, to answer your question, most Vaporeons are male despite their feminine apperance along with Glaceon, Sylveon and Espeon (who isn't popular with the NSFW crowd for some reason).
Hmm.... -a pokemon being turned into a meme due to an NSFW post -Gamefreak facing controversies -some rival game appearing and then flopping -gamefreak getting leaked -olympics -election 2024 is just 2020 2.0
@@orsonzedd I couldn't think of any other number to associate him with, I thought about 547471 because it would look like his Japanese name Sakaki, so I decided on his tcg card's number.
To be fair, it's based on Izanami and Izanagi from Japanese mythology like you mentioned. But it's funny that it's in a silly family friendly creature catching and fighting game.
@@KidRunnerH That's understandable I just haven't heard about this story yet and I don't really know where to go to actually find the information, but if you don't wish to disclose it, that's completely fine
0:29 what did palkia do? Least he could do is betray arceus at the end of legends arceus and what did slaking and giovanni do? Giovannis a mafia boss not an offender and what about mamoswine? I thought drifloon carries children who are way past their death date to the afterlife. I get hypno and drowzy hypnotizing children
Palkia is the parent of the lake trio... with their twin Dialga... according to the leaks anyway, which fits the Japanese creation myth of Izanami and Izanagi.
@@ArchvileEnthusiast One of the Grimer cards features it poking its head out of a manhole. In the original Japanese version, it was sneaking a peek up a girl's skirt. It was censored for the English release; the card art was edited so that its gaze is fixated on the camera instead of angled upwards.
Yup... according to the leaks Palkia and Dialga are twins, and the parents of the lake Trio. Makes sense because the two are based on Izanagi and Izanami of Japanese folklore.
You're talking about... him, right? A certain other man, upon hearing their name, pointed to a rather peculiar cave in Sootopolis, or a tower to the west of Cianwood.
Slaking... Lol I'm not sure if I can even type out what Slaking did here. I have no idea what Palkia and Piloswine did though. The only easily accessible leaks to find are the ones that I don't care about.
Everybody asking abour Palkia, Paloswine, and everybody else. I just wanna know what Squirtle did If he did nothing, coulda had that be Slakoth or Vigaroth
Don't take this too seriously, I just wanted to have some fun animating this. I just think it's funny that a leak like this even happened.
Some take this stuff way too seriously like, it's Pokemon for God's sake.
Your animation is hilarious btw.
@@StudioRevoct i really gotta stop feeling stressed about Typhlosion, it's hurting my back.
Anyways, now we have enough pokemon being ruined. Will the fandom ever grop up over these kind of jokes?
Scratch that, will the INTERNET ever move on from these kind of jokes?!
Sir, I would ask you to remove hypno and drowse, they did nothing, they have been framed.
Thank you.
@@marlonhoek9835 Yeah in a week probably
@@marlonhoek9835 No. It's the internet.
Of course hypno has been arrested 7 times-
Yeah but some of them were for vandalism
He literally did nothing wrong, he was simply trying to help those children get away from Typhlosion
I don’t get it, please explain
@@Sigismund697 bro forgot about Fire Red / Leaf Green
Yo its the astolfo bean plushie haven't heard the name astolfo in years
@@Sigismund697 1) None of that is canon, its a discarted idea
2) Something curious happened at Pokemon Leaf green / Fire red, did you knew that?
Dang, Palkia gonna have to go to god court for that shit. Zeus can relate.
Giratina is probably thinking: “Finally, I’m no longer the biggest disappointment in the family!”😂
Isn't the father human
@monkofdarktimes Palkia and Dialga's father is indeed human apparently...
@@BushidoRoaddont worry o great lord of darkness im here for you =)
@@StudioRevoct Aus was half human and half pokémon i think
Its all fun and games when you realize 3 pokemon in tha thumbnails are super effective against beedrill
@@PsychicJaylen That's why it took so long to arrest all of them
@@StudioRevoct yeah I can't imagine how many pokéballs it took to catch Palkia
@@zacglover3345not many actually, Dialga / Palkia catch rates are extremely generous compared to other legends
4 actually
Drowzee and hypno are both psychic
Drifloon is flying
And typhlosion is fire
@@gliscornumber151 at least psychic is weak to bug
💀 Blurring out Drifloon like it helps 💀
This is slander. Drifloon only played hide and seek.
POSSIBLY
Should we put Umbreon, Sylveon, or Glaceon next on the chopping block? You get to pick.
something something omocat
Tf did he do?
3:49 I like the detail that Giovanni’s placard is a reference to the Gym Challenge TCG list
Nice catch!
TCG?
@@beachdoggo999 the Trading Card Game
trading card game
@@flambo6554oh
Octillery was a victim.
@@tireiron3452 Octillery isn't here
@@StudioRevoct I know, but I hope she gets the justice she deserves
@@tireiron3452she👀
I’d argue it was consensual since she showed up for a second time
@@camarofish344Octillery lives on the beach. Yeesh dude.
GIOVANNI’S PART I DIED
Ariana wants his mafia money and she’s mad he disappeared to start team lgbtq
He lost the Custody of Silver Gym Battle
Why is Giovanni on the list btw??
Like he said, he’s being extorted by his ex-wife so she can get custody of his kid (and his mafia money)
You just provided us with Nuzlocke names for years.
I will be the first to do that
rhyming arthur chase with arthur chase is godlike bars
I love how you keep the detail of Sam Pound trying to jump to the front too soon
It's funny that I actually live in the area where the original video was made.
Pokémon, Pokémon, Pokémon, Mafia Leader, Pokémon, The God of Space, Pokémon. Looks pretty balanced line up to me.
Perfect Lineup
Poor Octillery tho
Contrary to popular belief, Vaporeon isn’t compatible for breeding. For starters, they're not even in the Human-Like egg group, but most Vaporeons are male anyway. Not only that, but the copypasta diluted the truth about Vaporeon's abilities, hence why I will now set the record straight. Hydration only works when it's raining, and Water Absorb, which has a darker nature that I will discuss soon, doesn't mean your Vaporeon will turn white after you "pull out." I should know because I cleaned the toilets at a sperm bank a long time ago. Aside from that, what also wasn't mentioned is that Vaporeon can control water easily, which means Vaporeon can perfectly utilize the water it can control to enter a person's orifices until they explode. Vaporeon’s biology allows it to defeat its opponent by entering any of its opponent's orifices, making its way to the lungs until the attacker succumbed to dry drowning, and then exit the lifeless body perfectly. Now here comes the disturbing truth about Water Absorb. Human bodies are 65% water, which means that if a Vaporeon was inside a human body, it could potentially absorb the water in said body until the poor human was nothing more than a dry, lifeless mummified corpse. The Vaporeon would reemerge just fine, but not the human though. Also, if a Vaporeon rematerialized while it was inside your urethra, your pecker would be sent to the Distortion World instantly. Its ability to control water also includes creating Kyogre-like tsunamis that can level cities with ease, and with moves like Scald, Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, Hyper Beam, and Rock Smash, Vaporeon has so many ways to end you that it should be reclassified to the "Terminator Pokémon." It can also learn Detect and Toxic too, so don't explore that deep sea cave for treasure. As for the moves that it can use to make itself more "aroused," the kicker is that the rest of Vaporeon's kin can also learn those moves too, with Leafeon, Glaceon, and Umbreon having higher defense stats that would blow Vaporeon out of the water, and Sylveon and Umbreon, aka the third most pornified Pokémon of all time, are much more popular with the NSFW crowd. Acid Armor won't even change that.
@@araucanoraptorargentinus3973If this is not a copypasta, I must say I'm freaked out
She kind of deserved it. She went back to the exact same spot despite the acts happening every day.
@@araucanoraptorargentinus3973what does them being being male have to do with anything. You don’t think girls can be into that stuff too?
I just wrote this shitpost for fun, and I got tired of the repetitive nature of the original copypasta. However, to answer your question, most Vaporeons are male despite their feminine apperance along with Glaceon, Sylveon and Espeon (who isn't popular with the NSFW crowd for some reason).
NOOOO NOT THE GOD OF SPACE 😭😭😭💀
Unfortunately the others weren't caught
PILOSWINE
Malzahar having a rap caught my attention.
So basically it's like whenever Zeus sees a sexy woman
But palkia is a woman here so
Whenever... Idk there aren't really any female horny gods
thats honestly what i imagine a hipno would sound like if it could talk
Hmm....
-a pokemon being turned into a meme due to an NSFW post
-Gamefreak facing controversies
-some rival game appearing and then flopping
-gamefreak getting leaked
-olympics
-election
2024 is just 2020 2.0
What was 2020's rival game?
@@evanchismark3092 well, i originally was gonna say 2019, but i meant Temtem.
What rival game ?
What controversy are you talking about? Nobody is taking these leaks seriously or there are actually people who are accusing gamefreak of being pedo?
Gamefreak/Nintendo suing competition that's actually taking their old concept and improved it
Driftloon bouta brings our heads to space with this one
So this is how I find out Palkia's involved...
I had the news broken to me on day one
Squirtle on the sax 🤣🤣
Giovanni's number being the set number for the Halo card in gym challenge is pretty funny
@@orsonzedd I couldn't think of any other number to associate him with, I thought about 547471 because it would look like his Japanese name Sakaki, so I decided on his tcg card's number.
Well… this was made WAAYYY too quickly…
Faster than the fan artists when a new game gets revealed
Nah fanartist are faster
Dialga: “…What the heck did I watch.”
Nothing, you poor fella.
Its past you now.
@@luigifan001family traditions
His bro has been caught
@@TheRealSlowbroski not just any bro, his very very close one (if ya know ya know)
@@krealyesitisbeta5642I dunno pls, do tell
Officer Beedrill! 😂 "Bee on alert!" That's too cute! Look at his little hat!
The Pokédex not the only thing these guys are getting registered in💀
You missed the chance for the cop atthe start to be Officer Jenny.
True, but it wouldn't really have fit the voice.
Or Looker.
@@StudioRevoct
That makes it even better.
Not Typhlosion hiding behind Palkia 😂
As a Chicago Bears fan, this is COMEDY GOLD.
Dang, I didn't know the original was a parody in itself. That's really funny!
What did the flippin god of space do?
Had kids with her twin brother Dialga, the lake trio.
@StudioRevoct I'd be surprised but after learning about actual mythology this is shallow waters
@@StudioRevoct Isn't that just most mythologies?
Touched her cousin
To be fair, it's based on Izanami and Izanagi from Japanese mythology like you mentioned. But it's funny that it's in a silly family friendly creature catching and fighting game.
What did the piloswine do
Same thing as Slaking and Typhlosion, actually the script for the story has a version for all three for whatever reason.
@@StudioRevoct not to be rude but were did you hear that? can you provide a source?
@@ZuraTheCat Tera-leak.
I could source it but that would disclose the leaker.
@@KidRunnerH That's understandable I just haven't heard about this story yet and I don't really know where to go to actually find the information, but if you don't wish to disclose it, that's completely fine
@@ZuraTheCat/vp/
NOT PILOSWINE TOO 😭
PALKIA?!?!?!?! WHAT DID SPACE *G O D* DO??
Like Arceus, the leak reveals some murky stuff
@@gimo6881 Like what?
@@hwabagsisa incest
with dialga
From what I read, Palkia and Dialga "loved each other so much" they created other pokemon into existence.
Just god things
Cant wait for part two with Rapidash… and Lapras… and Vigoroth… and Slakoth… dang there are a lot, aren’t there?
And Latias… and probably Zoroark…
And Octilary…
@@justsomerandomdudeontheint9859JUSTICE FOR OCTILLERY! SHE WAS THE VICTIM NOT THE PERP
LAPRAS WAS A VICTIM!
2:15 "proving girls can do it to"
"quote from video", seriously there's not more you can add to the comment section?
@@emanuel_616respect, it's just a shame there are way way WAY too many to stop all of them /:
Just put the pokeballs in the bag Typhlosion
Put the poffins in the bag
Driffloon isn’t an offender… he killed the kids
Fr tho, my boy be gettin flack for no reason! He's a murderer but he's not a freak 😭
He's blurred out because they're still figuring out what exactly happened to those kids. (Should have been frosslass)
@@AbsolXGuardian yeha but Frosslass is after adults
Absolute cinema
Why is Palkia and Piloswine here???
I don’t remember them being part of the leaks?
They are in fact part of the leaks
@@StudioRevoct Jesus Christ
this is absrudally well done
Typhlosion The Goat
1:52 Truant hit mid verse
Aint no shuffle like the sex offender shuffle
What did Giovanni do?
@@conradojavier7547 He's been framed by Ariana in the custody over Silver court case.
He molested red
I think it'd be easier to list what he *didn't* do...
What did Piloswine do?
@@conradojavier7547 Diddled Red's pickle at the Rocket Party
A daring synthesis
I 100% see florida doing that
Tf did hypno do
You know what he fucking did
The usual thing Hypnos are up to
What hasn't Hypno done?
Didn't he like kidnapped a child in FR and LG
Have you read Hypno's original pokedex entry?
Palkia and Pilowswine too!?
Edit: Me do research...
I will never learn my lesson.😞
you should replace Palkia with Shauntal, recent leaks said she loves writes stories between pokemon and human.
Lmao, honestly that would have fit too.
For better or worse, they have freedom of speech in Unova
This is extremely funny
0:29 what did palkia do? Least he could do is betray arceus at the end of legends arceus and what did slaking and giovanni do? Giovannis a mafia boss not an offender and what about mamoswine? I thought drifloon carries children who are way past their death date to the afterlife. I get hypno and drowzy hypnotizing children
Palkia is the parent of the lake trio... with their twin Dialga... according to the leaks anyway, which fits the Japanese creation myth of Izanami and Izanagi.
@@StudioRevoct don't forget all those cosmogs. They're palkias accidental spawn
Grimer should've been in here for the TCG incident
Would have been a funny one, maybe next time
Excuse me what? I don’t know about this could you explain?
@@ArchvileEnthusiast
In one of the Japanese TCG cards, Grimer is crawling out of a manhole so it can sneak a peek up a girl's skirt.
@@Inksanity oh shit now I remember
@@ArchvileEnthusiast
One of the Grimer cards features it poking its head out of a manhole.
In the original Japanese version, it was sneaking a peek up a girl's skirt. It was censored for the English release; the card art was edited so that its gaze is fixated on the camera instead of angled upwards.
What the hell did giovanni do
I mean we know hes broke the law ingame but… that?
@@spiritblox1 He was framed
Wait Palkia too?!
Yup... according to the leaks Palkia and Dialga are twins, and the parents of the lake Trio. Makes sense because the two are based on Izanagi and Izanami of Japanese folklore.
Maybe time stop joke?
@@StudioRevoctthen dialga is the problem too!!!
@@StudioRevoctACKSHUALLY the lake trio are the remains of Arceus's hubby
@@StudioRevoct i can't believe it. Pokemon Lore is Elden ring confirmed!
I get most, but WTF did piloswine and Palkia do? I don't recall them being mentioned in the leaks. Octillary and Rapidash tho?
I'm looking for a man in Hoenn.
Sea Basin.
14'9".
Yellow eyes.
You're talking about... him, right? A certain other man, upon hearing their name, pointed to a rather peculiar cave in Sootopolis, or a tower to the west of Cianwood.
This might be peak
Unreal
Why is Slaking that active? 🤨
He's hopped up on berries
That one retained the Vigor
PEAK
Latias is probably gonna eventually show up here too
what did giovanni do
He was framed, hasn't paid Silver's child support
What did Giovanni NOT do?
"Bee on alert" oh my god xDD
I'm glad to see Piloswine's crimes being acknowledged
What did he do?
I don't care who else was in the leaks, Laura Hughes should have been Gardevoir.
2:12 I DID NOT KNEW SHE DID THAT 😭😭
Giovanni going through it
Can we just talk that slaking done a crime so bad that is needed to be cut out and it still don't help (plus why tf is piloswine here)
WHAT DID PALKIA DO
Replace Squirtle for Octillery.
Octillery didn’t ask for it tho
Yeah, Octillery is a victim, not an offender.
If this were about active shooters such as the one that put a crit Ice Beam through my shiny Salamence.
0:52 still would 😈
Absolute masterpiece 👏👏👏
WHAT DID MY BOY PALKIA DO????
Incest
Wtf did Giovanni do? Wtf did *Palkia* do?? 😭😭😭
giovanni did nothing other then just run team rocket and abandon his kid
Palkia had an incest with Dialga
rough stuff i know
I thought only Typhlosion was one of them not the others.
Squirtle!? How!? Why!?
@@EliteLoserZR It's ok he's just there to play the Saxaphone
Thank goodness. With how insane the leaks are, I actually believed it. Great video btw, genuinely a funny take on everything lol
Whoa, I just realized we got the same pfp!
What the f*** Palkia is in this video? And Giovanni!? He isn't even a pokemon.
Palkia did something in the leaks... I put Giovanni in it just cause it's funny.
Bro, why did pakila do he is my first legendary favorite. Why does he do 😭😭
this is to funny but what did slaking and palkia do ?
Slaking... Lol I'm not sure if I can even type out what Slaking did here. I have no idea what Palkia and Piloswine did though. The only easily accessible leaks to find are the ones that I don't care about.
Hypno did nothing wrong. The reason he was after Lostelle was because she had a shitton of berries
Yeah, just like Typhlosion's "Berries"
I think it's sexual assault if they don't find the Pokémon attractive. The Pokémon has to be at least 14 feet tall to be considered so.
Of all regions, they should be in Unova
I honestly just chose Alola because it sounds like Florida, is Tropical, and that's where the models for Giovanni and the Cop are from.
WAIT WHAT DID PILOSWINE DO???
Where is the shame and decorum in 2024?
The palkia
What did Drowzee do? I know it evolves into Hypno, but still.....
Is all of this pokemon have allegations I heard about 5 but palkia too?
@low-keyvibin3189 yeah, Palkia is involved in something
@@StudioRevoct well I just do a little research and dialga too but both got the manslaughter allegations I guess but f up nonetheless💀💀💀
Should have put Froslass instead of Palkia💀
oh god, not Piloswine.
Genious
Everybody asking abour Palkia, Paloswine, and everybody else. I just wanna know what Squirtle did
If he did nothing, coulda had that be Slakoth or Vigaroth
I just put squirtle there because he wears sunglasses and plays the saxophone in one meme
@@StudioRevoct understandable. I'll take it
WHAT DID GIOVANI DO
Oh Gods…
What did drowzee do?
@@kharitheblueanteater9592 Kidnapped Azurill in mystery dungeon
@@StudioRevoct And he also slept with MandJtv
@@rayyaninspookymonth1630😂
@@StudioRevoctoh my…
What did drifloon do 😭😭
Aww man what piloswine and palkia did? 😭
WAIT PALKIA???? WHAT DID PALKIA DO
Fucked his sibling Dialga
What did Pilowswine and Drawzee do
hell yeah
Someone want to explain why Palkia and Piloswine are there?
Poor Giovanni free my boy he did nothing wrong ✊😭