They did when Bart found a Bible-themed FPS edutainment game at the Flanders' house. The Wiki even points out that this is a nod to Bible Adventures and Super Noah's Ark 3D
lol i suppose. i just thought it was so random. the nerd is pretty much always at his home. and chicken and rice is pretty healthy... i feel like Kyle Justin would've cooked the nerd some chicken and rice for christmas ^-^
Exactly what I'm doing! I start my December every year rewatching Erased which is such a great anime, and also rewatching Christmas themed AVGN episodes, and also a terrible animated Christmas movie called The Christmas Tree.
@@s.lenderjay8607 for me yes there are a few Nostalgia Critic videos too on that playlist. We start with the critic and end with the nerd. Also gotta have some Scott The Woz in there too!
Right here. I found this game used at a game store this afternoon, had to grab it just for the cultural significance, lol. Had to come re-watch the Nerd episode
You know Elsa was trying to protect her sister Anna when she ran off on her own. Plus in the end it has their love that thawed a frozen heart. Which was new since it was another girl that saved Anna and not Kristoff.
I'm a Christian. Honestly, I don't blame anyone for not liking these games. They're cheesier than the quesadilla I ate today, and that thing was freakin cheesy. I mean, my hand got tangeld in the stuff. It was horrible.
One of the very few people that made a long term gig out of his initial spark. Might be more formulaic these days, but that's way better then it just burning to the ground. I don't know ANY RUclips from 2006 that is still on this platform AND still succesful. Maybe companies, sure, but single youtubers? Only AVGN as far as I know.
Every december: _"It's time for another sacrileligious christmas f*ckfest!"_ :D (Tge line's not from this episode. But I always go through Bible Games 1-3 + Winter Games while am at it, every year.)
It's a good thing that the 6th commandment reads "You shall not steal.... unless you're making shitty unauthorised Bible games, THEN it's okay to break the rules and steal ideas".
The Book of NES Chapter 1............... Verse 5: And The Lord looked upon the land and covered it in diarrhea green. He then turneth the ground to buffalo shit brown.6 And He madeth the world into a platformer.And it was fucking terrible.........15 Noah asked of The Lord. "Lord how shall I fill the ark?" 16 And The Lord said "I will giveth thee the strength of ten armies. You shall carry the animals high above your head.17 You bringeth those bastards to the door that hast the flashing spear. And there thou shalt drop those fucker off."18 Then The Lord gave Noah a checklist to maketh it more simple.19 And on lookers gathered round and beheld Noah's might. As The Lord had promised Noah carried a goat, two oxen, and a horse into the flashing spear.20 They looked amongst themselves with murmurings of "What the fucking shit."21 And behold the Hulk was shamed, even the great Chuck Norris vowed not to fucketh with Noah, and allowed him to proceed.22 And it came a time, when Noah tried to catch the pig, that it became a pain in the ass. I think I need to stop.
+Slyguy threeonetwonine 23. For Noah found that the monkeys were also pain in the ass, and had climbed the highest of trees to catch them. 24. God said to Noah, "I shall give you the speed faster than Sonic the Hedgehog on cocaine." 25. Noah had pursued the snakes to bring them on the ark, but he was decieved by trying to catch the wrong snakes, and God laughed as he fucking tricked Noah, and made him run into the caves to get the true snakes.
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Every December, I randomly remember that all the of the AVGN Christmas episodes exist and I decide to binge a bunch of them late at night while sitting next to the Christmas tree. It just feels right for some reason.
+litestudios So, as long as it doesn't violate the ten commandments, Christians can do whatever they want. It's not like government can get in the way of their actions.
8:40 so for years I've done the high pitched "Sheepy sheepy sheepeh!" Whenever I was hunting for something in a game, be it a material, a creature or another player. (Including playing as Jason in the Friday the 13th game) and I forgot where I heard it from but I just kept doing it here and there.... I finally remember lol
The BEST excuse for playing DOOM back when it was considered an ‘evil’ game. “Mom, I’m not murdering people in the game, I’m only exorcising them. Look! I used God’s rocket launcher of love to exorcise seven people right now."
Peasham Really? "Religion" has killed countless people? Last time i checked religion was an inanimate object so how exactly does it "kill"? Judge the person not what they claim to believe. The Bible says no killing. So if a self proclaim Bible follower kills someone, is it the Bible's fault? No, it's the person's fault, because they didn't follow that which they claim to believe in. Second, if i hit you with my car do you blame me or Ford? You blame me, i was driving, Ford has no blame. It's the same with religion, blame the person not the faith. Hell, take drunk driving, 100% of people blame the driver for the accident, no one blames the booze. It's the same thing, person not the religion. Finally, there are often far more issues at play than just religion. So it's a simpleton's view that religion is to blame. 9/10 of there is politics involved or money but in the end it's still: blame the person not the religion. For all the promotion of logic and reason Atheists are sure quick to abandon it .
Hermaeus Mora Religion is a philosophy wich condones the killing of heretics and homosexuals. If you've read the bible from cover to cover you would see how much killing it condones. If you're gonna give me the old testament argument, the 10 commandments were in the old testament, therefore they should be moot as well.
Peasham Wow buddy you are all kinds of confused. 1) Religion isn't a "philosophy". Since it involves religion it's technically "theology" and in all religions it is through theology that philosophy comes. 2) I don't know if you are directing your...whatever at religion in general or Christianity. You might wanna work on specification. 3) If you're going to accuse me of not reading the Bible cover to cover i think you should take your advice first and read it. No where in the Bible does it say to kill gays or heretics; you've been reading the wrong book. I think you are confusing the Bible with Catholic teachings and practices from the Middle Ages. Catholicism is not the grand representation of Christianity, that's why the Protestant Reformation happened to correct much of the wrong teachings which is why you don't have Protestant Crusades. 4) You're missing a huge piece of the puzzle: context. Again, for all the logic and reason atheists espouse, reading stuff in context apparently is too difficult. I will say, that even many religious people read out of context (i could write you a novel) so i guess that's a point to you. Much of the stuff in the Old Testament is written for and addressed to the Jews. If you aren't Jewish, it doesn't apply-the New Testament was written for all, that's the difference. Also, the Jews were not and are not evangelical, meaning they don't go out and spread their message. Thus, when God said "stone adulterers" he was speaking to the Jews and their community and not to the wider world or for it to be taken to the wider world. Contrast that with Islam's "kill all infidels" message which IS meant to be taken outside the community to the world. The New Testament does away with much of the stuff of the Old Testament because it's out dated thanks to Jesus. The Old Testament was built on Abraham and God's promise to him (the Jews). The New Testament is for everyone so all the "Jews only" stuff no longer matters. The Ten Commandments are mentioned in various forms in the New Testament thus they are one of the few things that carry over from the Old Testament because they aren't specifically "Jew specific". Thus, your "they should be moot" argument is moot because you have no theological context. 5) I notice that instead of discussing my other arguments you just threw new and different information at me like it's supposed to make a difference. By the by, your new information doesn't counter my previous point that you should look at the person not the religion.
Hermaeus Mora And does it specifically state anywhere in the bible that ONLY the 10 commandments are to be followed? And i never said you shouldn't blame the person, i just said how the killing of heretics during the inquisition and the crusades was directly influenced by religion, not to mention everything else that various other religious people have done because they were religious. Might i remind you of 9/11? It was perpetrated because the people perpetrating it were muslim, A.K.A. religious. I agree that you should blame the person, but to not blame the thing condoning the actions of the person, as well as the sole reason that drove the person to do the thing they did, would be utterly stupid. I mean, do you not understand that all the religious wars and terrorist attacks were done because the people were religious? Do you really think these things would have happened if the people weren't religious, or at the very least weren't part of a religion that condones such things?
Watching the Mandalorian in 2019 and hearing people say, "Baby Yoda" all the time constantly reminds me of this episode. I can't stop saying Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda, baby Yoda.
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the re-watch value of AVGN is unique.
Right? they're still funny af
JonTron has great rewatch value as well.
Brendon Halverson I make it a monthly routine to re watch Jon Tron stuff
Amen ☺️
Yep
“Noah, man. Nobody fucks with him. Not even Chuck Norris.”
Oh yea, this is 2006.
Lol
Christ those Chuck Norris "jokes" were so bad. What were we thinking?
@@michaelbread5906 at least they were better than the *"WhEn ThE iMPOsTer Is SuS!!!!!1"* or whatever we have now...
@@stefanandrejevic2570 If I hear sus one more time, I'm going to scream.
Sus
7:08 “that’s disgusting, I apologise”
LOL the idea that the Nerd has some kind of standards
AVGN's spirit briefly left James' body.
i mean it was kind of dark
Professionals have STANDARDS
Every man has his limits, but not too many are willing to acknowledge when they've gone too far.
@@Ohflipsnap I feel called out
"See you in 2007"
That is so weird to hear
So long ago my friend 💔😭
Some of the viewers watching this video might not even have been around in 2007.
2007 is the literal year I was born
@@zetafish7347 I had 2 years in 2007
I’m starting to feel really old because there are people who can’t even remember what 2007 was like.
Does anyone else find it ironic that a game meant to teach kids about morality cheated its way onto a system by braking the rules?
yeh
The Elephant of Doom Good point
You're fucking profile pick made me fucking slap my computer screen
Adam Winslett me too
The Elephant of Doom
Moses supposes his toeses is roses but Nintendo said NO!!
Bible games are these type of game Ned Flanders would get for his sons
Until they're in high school. Then he'll introduce them to the greatest Bible game of them all: DOOM.
Jonathan Szuhai * then hell show
Anti Hero like binding of issac
+Anti Hero Yes :) The Simpsons should've made this joke long ago lol
They did when Bart found a Bible-themed FPS edutainment game at the Flanders' house. The Wiki even points out that this is a nod to Bible Adventures and Super Noah's Ark 3D
"It's the Book of Genesis, on the Sega Genesis. And the soundtrack is Genesis."
I really wish you weren't making that up...
that music could be in a Sega CD game
Holy shit foxtrot is the best album ever.
What was that song?
Invisible Touch was the song he played.
Wait so it isn’t real? I’ve been living a lie :(
So considering that DOOM and Wolfenstein have been rebooted into new franchises, when are we going to get our modern Noah's Ark 3D remake?
Well, it's on Steam.
Ummm.... it's been on Steam for a while now. I own it.
@@Chaos89P does it work with the Brutal Doom mod?
@@sneakysnake7695 No clue.
@Gold Star Gaming, it is on Steam, but it's just a remaster of the original game.
"he's gonna go home and eat chicken and rice"?
well yeah he just started making these videos so he was on budget :P
lol i suppose. i just thought it was so random. the nerd is pretty much always at his home. and chicken and rice is pretty healthy... i feel like Kyle Justin would've cooked the nerd some chicken and rice for christmas ^-^
AlienMyth64 lol wat
AlienMyth64 ehhhh... it depends where you get it..
He was trying to rhyme.
DOOM is the best bible game.
Lets see:
You kill demons in the hell...yes...is the most christian game in all time!!!
I will kill
all demons in Hell
_for the lord_
Damn right.
OT god said to go to war
NT god said kill no more
But in DOOM, we carry swords
to catch the blood from the screaming hordes
And yet Christians are offended just because it has imagery. It's not like you're playing as a demon!
2006....goddamn where have the years gone?
Noah took them away.
+Maclin Wiley
I know...It still feels like yesterday.
I guess the AVGN is officially timeless.
up yo ass!!!!!
jk, love ya
Time took them away, actually.
This episode is so comfy. A true Christmas classic.
Makes me want some chicken and rice
@@DADVIDS If only I had gotten some chicken and rice for dinner! 😆
"That's disgusting. I apologize."
I can't recall any AVGN episode that Nerd apologized for anything. Not sure, but I really haven't.
I think I recal him doing it in another couple episodes.
He also did it in Indiana Jones after saying "buffalo shizz"
When he keeps accidentally hitting the guy from behind the couch in the battletoads 2 player, he kind of does.
The best part of that line is how he leaves a sizable pause between saying the dead baby thing and apologising.
@@mattking9220 lol that's so atrocious
Oh no, guys... Super Noah's Ark 3D is coming to Steam. I'm NOT kidding.
***** Looks like more games to buy.
***** It isnt a joke !
WHAT?!?!?!!??!?!
MLG MicroView You Owe me a copy.
***** Almost 50 positive reviews. WTF?!
Bruce Lee's relative from Hong Kong 97 may find Noah a challenge to fight...
You don't FUCK with CHIN!!!!
+Enclave Commander NO.3-117 I fuck with my chin chin.
But the real question is what happens when Master Joe, John Wayne's half-cousin's step son, shows up??
Dcc357 Jann lee couldn't even beat Noah
His name is Chin you uncultured swine
It`s a tradition to watch Christmas AVGN episodes around the holidays!
A tradition I'll do for years to come
Exactly what I'm doing! I start my December every year rewatching Erased which is such a great anime, and also rewatching Christmas themed AVGN episodes, and also a terrible animated Christmas movie called The Christmas Tree.
@@VidyaBros1 nostalgia critics video on it?
@@s.lenderjay8607 for me yes there are a few Nostalgia Critic videos too on that playlist. We start with the critic and end with the nerd. Also gotta have some Scott The Woz in there too!
See you in 2007!
'Flight to Egypt': it's bad
- AVGN
+Master Xehanort And French plane. Truly, AVGN is a prophet.
And he ends up playing it anyway
Jojo approved that.
the nerd narrating the replay of the lion getting clobbered and the squirrel hitting itself with an accorn is just pure comedic gold to me
"I didn't forget him, I just didn't want him."
I snortlaughed so hard.
The best line in the entire video
the line my biological parents gave me when I finally discovered I was adopted and tracked them down as an adult
Post-natal abortion
only realised how old this video was when he made the chuck norris joke
"See you in the year 2007."
I think we're well beyond that year, AVGN.
Almost 10 years beyond.
this came out in 2006
next year is 2017
+Chris obviously not
See you in 2018
“He’s gonna go home and eat chicken n rice”
this man deserves a grammy
Player 1 : ASSSSSSSS
Kimmeh Boo Boo Player 2: SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Pickle.
Milk bone gaming player 3: FUCK
FUCKKKKKKKKKK!
"Noah, man. Nobody fucks with him. Not even Chuck Norris."
God, that sentence is straight out of 2006. lol
10 years later, we still enjoy these videos.
FresnoCA93727 10 more years and we will still love them
13...
@@DavidGarcia-sv4fn Even 2019. I love this episode.
@@adamuzumaki98 2020
2022 baby
I'm guessing the snakes that were on the trees went extinct since Noah didn't put them in the arc.
pretty much huh lol
hahaha😅
but you forgot baby moses
Maybe they were water snakes?
TBH, there are more stages of gathering animals than those in that segment. I played it enough to find out.
Anybody else rewatching in 2024?
Right here. I found this game used at a game store this afternoon, had to grab it just for the cultural significance, lol. Had to come re-watch the Nerd episode
Olaf the Snowman was a rip off of the Guitar guy
Come on Disney, that's uncool
Your just joking dude.
Justin Gochioco says elsa the bitch
you know she is the Sub-zero of the disney princess. She just needs that spine rip to complete her aresnal.
"wah my ice magic is scary I'm going to cry in my room for 14+ years and ignore my only sister"
You know Elsa was trying to protect her sister Anna when she ran off on her own. Plus in the end it has their love that thawed a frozen heart. Which was new since it was another girl that saved Anna and not Kristoff.
Noah From Noah's Ark For Smash DLC
Lucas Cunningham WHICH Noah's Ark?
+Jonathan Szuhai .....yes
+WolfGamer [fires fruit from my slingshot, sending it flying into WolfGamer's face.]
Friggin' smartass...
***** *It glitches right through me* is this the nerd in me, or is that TFS?
+Lucas Cunningham muds
I'm a Christian. Honestly, I don't blame anyone for not liking these games. They're cheesier than the quesadilla I ate today, and that thing was freakin cheesy. I mean, my hand got tangeld in the stuff. It was horrible.
try asking for a pizza with as much cheese as the boss allowes
HAHAHA!
Quesadillas are supposed to be cheesy.
The cheesier the better.
They’re not horrible
Truly amazing that James has been on this site since the beginning of RUclips and is still a icon solute to the G.O.A.T. of gaming reviews
One of the very few people that made a long term gig out of his initial spark. Might be more formulaic these days, but that's way better then it just burning to the ground.
I don't know ANY RUclips from 2006 that is still on this platform AND still succesful. Maybe companies, sure, but single youtubers? Only AVGN as far as I know.
This is a part of my Christmas tradition
Surfing Pikachu 14 ditto :)
triddo
Every december: _"It's time for another sacrileligious christmas f*ckfest!"_ :D
(Tge line's not from this episode. But I always go through Bible Games 1-3 + Winter Games while am at it, every year.)
Same here. Every year!
chin would fuck with noah
KILL THE 1.2 BILLION UGLY FUCKIN REDS
KILL THE 1.2 BILLION FUCKIN ANIMALS.
KILL THE 1.2 BILLION FUCKIN ANIMALS.
chin won't last very long...
But what happens when Master Joe, John Wayne's half-cousin's step son, shows up?
5/10 needs more baby moses
needs more super noah
5/10 forgot baby moses
KoolDude 1337 5/10 needs with veggietales
Archer Bennington needs more Ass
Kill all the babies
There's no way this episode is about to turn 17 years old in just a few hours...
It's a good thing that the 6th commandment reads "You shall not steal.... unless you're making shitty unauthorised Bible games, THEN it's okay to break the rules and steal ideas".
Kek
That was the 8th commandment.
They were leading their game to the promised land of the NES
Good work, but you forgot Baby Moses
Edit: wow what a crap ton of likes!!!
no he didnt
+Sansy Fresh it was a joke :/
Nice Terry profile pic you got there.
I didn't forget him I just didn't WANT him.
😂😂😂
I love how much he can't get over Noah lifting the animals. Makes me laugh every time.
"It's the Book of Genesis on Sega Genesis, and the soundtrack is Genesis."
LMFAO I'd do anything to play that xD
Saaame
The Book of NES
Chapter 1............... Verse 5: And The Lord looked upon the land and covered it in diarrhea green. He then turneth the ground to buffalo shit brown.6 And He madeth the world into a platformer.And it was fucking terrible.........15 Noah asked of The Lord. "Lord how shall I fill the ark?" 16 And The Lord said "I will giveth thee the strength of ten armies. You shall carry the animals high above your head.17 You bringeth those bastards to the door that hast the flashing spear. And there thou shalt drop those fucker off."18 Then The Lord gave Noah a checklist to maketh it more simple.19 And on lookers gathered round and beheld Noah's might. As The Lord had promised Noah carried a goat, two oxen, and a horse into the flashing spear.20 They looked amongst themselves with murmurings of "What the fucking shit."21 And behold the Hulk was shamed, even the great Chuck Norris vowed not to fucketh with Noah, and allowed him to proceed.22 And it came a time, when Noah tried to catch the pig, that it became a pain in the ass.
I think I need to stop.
I think you should keep going.
Dalton Bouffler
Really it didn't get old? Cool, but I was starting to run dry of good material.
+Slyguy threeonetwonine 23. For Noah found that the monkeys were also pain in the ass, and had climbed the highest of trees to catch them. 24. God said to Noah, "I shall give you the speed faster than Sonic the Hedgehog on cocaine." 25. Noah had pursued the snakes to bring them on the ark, but he was decieved by trying to catch the wrong snakes, and God laughed as he fucking tricked Noah, and made him run into the caves to get the true snakes.
Dalton Bouffler
And Behold it was good.
+Dalton Bouffler XD
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gotta love that 360p
James isn't making fun of Christianity. He is making fun of these awful games.
This was peak AVGN. I miss this level of soul.
Here we go again
same here
A fun fact. “The AVGN is Here” is actually older than the AVGN Theme (Not the ANN Theme)
Every December, I randomly remember that all the of the AVGN Christmas episodes exist and I decide to binge a bunch of them late at night while sitting next to the Christmas tree. It just feels right for some reason.
"See you in 2007!"
I wish...:c i miss those days.
13:07
"Let's take a look at "The Book of Genesis" for the Sega Genesis, and the soundtrack... Is Genesis!" lol
"See you in 2007".
How I wish to go back.
With you there dude.
I was 6 in 2007
Then I'm broke as F again, I refuse.
@@RickyPWiiSports I was 4
Yes. Before the internet and technology really took off, and now it seems like everyone is a hypersensitive twitter extremist.
No honest Christian would approve of making and distributing unauthorized games. I'm surprised nobody pointed that out
That's debatable. What sin are you committing by making "unauthorized" games? What sin are you committing by buying them?
+litestudios So, as long as it doesn't violate the ten commandments, Christians can do whatever they want. It's not like government can get in the way of their actions.
No "true" Scotsman falacy
+litestudios There's not a lot of honest Christians, in my experience.
Spread the word of god by any means necessary.
8:40 so for years I've done the high pitched "Sheepy sheepy sheepeh!" Whenever I was hunting for something in a game, be it a material, a creature or another player. (Including playing as Jason in the Friday the 13th game) and I forgot where I heard it from but I just kept doing it here and there.... I finally remember lol
As a Christian myself, I find this video both funny and true. These games are terrible!
trcgamer99 nobody cares
@HauntedM Someone may have thought it was worth knowing.
His comment got 23 likes, so clearly someone did care.
As an atheist myself , I find this games very fun to laugh at with my friends. This games ain’t to shits real . And yea they’re terrible.
it’s not nice to make fun of god and as a Christian I believe god is real and
If you don’t believe just don’t comment something rude.
The Binding of Isaac is definitely the best bible game, if you can even consider it a bible game lol
Well, I mean, DOOM's pretty good too.
Fan of Dante's inferno if that counts.
The BEST excuse for playing DOOM back when it was considered an ‘evil’ game.
“Mom, I’m not murdering people in the game, I’m only exorcising them. Look! I used God’s rocket launcher of love to exorcise seven people right now."
Lord Fadora You were smart there.
The squirrel got raptured.
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I love it when he starts flight to Egypt, and says it's bad and goes to the next game
It's December 16th, 2023 and I'm watching this while pooping
13:13 so you could say that Eve had the “Invisible touch”?
She was an "Easy Lover".
Out... Both of you.
8:23 I just needed a replay of AVGN saying “Dumb $hit”
8:30 they are so adorable!
It makes me wonder...have they made any recent unlicensed biblical games on the xbox 360 or PS3?
Internet Anarchist™ PS2 had a Bible Game.
does the game have any effort put into it like these games have almost no effort and unlicensed
Tucher97 super noahs ark 3D is licensed i bought it on steam twice.
Erase why the fuck did you buy Noah's ark twice?
Johnny DeCastro I'm wondering why he didn't buy it three times.
i tried to carry a lion and i punched him in the nuts now he ate me i'm inside of him PLEASE HELP
***** i'm still alive! the lion spat me out because i pissed my pants but i woke up in Africa and now i'm surviving here!
***** also i'm calling a rescue chopper now XD
Lenny Face Still a better love story than...that one book with the sparkly Cedric Diggory in it.
Lenny Face Reminds me of "Man punches lion and tickles his nuts".
BurnH34l 's never heard of it but it sounds like furry porn material
"I didn't forget him, I just didn't want em." Avgn 2006.
They should've released it on the Genesis so Noah could've benefited from the "blast processing".
And his story takes place in the book of Genesis.
RyanSellman1 They did.
Por que el doblaje en español esta tan mal
Es una IA, y es una mierda
17 years ago and it’s still awesome
I love the squirrel knocking lion out 😂
Lol that was the best part
14:22 Super Noah's Ark 3D & Knuckles
SCMJ Refrence?
It's a reference to the lock-on technology used by Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and Sonic and Knuckles.
No Way? No Way!
There you can see it: all squirrels go to heaven. :)
+SnakePlissken73 Oh my god XD
That's a relief
+Skull Video You mean cats.
F Shehu
Nope
Skull Video Cats do deserve Hell.
11:55
I'm always surprised how he got all of those questions wrong
Back for Christmas 2023 🎄
It is 10 years since this episode....
Suh Dongbin makes me feel so weird that I was 10 when I started watching this guy...
I still watch it every Christmas. It's become a tradition for me.
Suh Dongbin it is one years since this comment.
13 now
14, but it will be 15 11 months from now
lmao I remember watching this back in middle school, that was over 8 years ago. This is a total classic and timeless.
Hell yeah! those were the days
Not as old as the people who were in Jr High when this came out.
I didn't stop laughing at the lion and the squirrel.
HAHA me too, I came to re-watch this video just to watch that part
The music for these gmes sounded like the beginning of a midi version of Jesu, Joy of Men's Desiring
"Published on Dec 25, 2006"
It's been so long already ... 12 years since Bible Games happened?!
YYYYEP!!
Nearly 14 years now
Looks like it'll be a quarantine Christmas this year
Heck, I never leave the house on Christmas day!
Any chores I do, I do the day before
7:14 Bro...
AVGN: That’s disgusting, I apologize.
All is forgiven.
No matter how many times I watch this, I'm always amazed by how he gets all of the questions wrong at 12:00
I used to have this!! It made me an Atheist😅
Holiday season 2022, who else is here?!
🤚
praise the lord and pass the ammunition
.308 or 50 caliber
9:18 Ok...the game is called DAVID AND GOLIATH. I'm not even a christian and I know what kind of weapon David had. C'mon, man...
15:38 Noah puts two of each animal ... In the ground!
For some reason this episode makes me feel really relaxed
AVGN from 2006-2010 really relaxes me
it's the neurosis you're crazy
11:34 DECAPITATION
For those still watching all these years later, You might be shocked to find out that Wisdom Tree are still around.
...How? Why? 🤔
They mainly licensed their games out
What are they doing now?
I need to know more.
I swear AVGN is endlessly watchable. Not sure why. I guess it’s just timeless.
I watch this every Christmas as a tradition lol Cheers everyone!
See ya in 2017
see ya in 2372
Dave F see ya in 2018
howdy from 2018
2018 here, sup
See ya in 1983
10:33 ASSSSSS :v
Id love to know what your chicken and rice is like, if you'd provide a recipe. Some AVGN Chicken and Rice
Can we all coexist here? Please. This is just a review, so why involve religion here and start fighting about it.
P.S. I'm a Catholic.
Peasham I'll still keep up with my Catholic faith. I don't know about you. :D
Peasham Really? "Religion" has killed countless people? Last time i checked religion was an inanimate object so how exactly does it "kill"? Judge the person not what they claim to believe. The Bible says no killing. So if a self proclaim Bible follower kills someone, is it the Bible's fault? No, it's the person's fault, because they didn't follow that which they claim to believe in. Second, if i hit you with my car do you blame me or Ford? You blame me, i was driving, Ford has no blame. It's the same with religion, blame the person not the faith. Hell, take drunk driving, 100% of people blame the driver for the accident, no one blames the booze. It's the same thing, person not the religion. Finally, there are often far more issues at play than just religion. So it's a simpleton's view that religion is to blame. 9/10 of there is politics involved or money but in the end it's still: blame the person not the religion. For all the promotion of logic and reason Atheists are sure quick to abandon it .
Hermaeus Mora Religion is a philosophy wich condones the killing of heretics and homosexuals. If you've read the bible from cover to cover you would see how much killing it condones. If you're gonna give me the old testament argument, the 10 commandments were in the old testament, therefore they should be moot as well.
Peasham Wow buddy you are all kinds of confused. 1) Religion isn't a "philosophy". Since it involves religion it's technically "theology" and in all religions it is through theology that philosophy comes. 2) I don't know if you are directing your...whatever at religion in general or Christianity. You might wanna work on specification. 3) If you're going to accuse me of not reading the Bible cover to cover i think you should take your advice first and read it. No where in the Bible does it say to kill gays or heretics; you've been reading the wrong book. I think you are confusing the Bible with Catholic teachings and practices from the Middle Ages. Catholicism is not the grand representation of Christianity, that's why the Protestant Reformation happened to correct much of the wrong teachings which is why you don't have Protestant Crusades. 4) You're missing a huge piece of the puzzle: context. Again, for all the logic and reason atheists espouse, reading stuff in context apparently is too difficult. I will say, that even many religious people read out of context (i could write you a novel) so i guess that's a point to you. Much of the stuff in the Old Testament is written for and addressed to the Jews. If you aren't Jewish, it doesn't apply-the New Testament was written for all, that's the difference. Also, the Jews were not and are not evangelical, meaning they don't go out and spread their message. Thus, when God said "stone adulterers" he was speaking to the Jews and their community and not to the wider world or for it to be taken to the wider world. Contrast that with Islam's "kill all infidels" message which IS meant to be taken outside the community to the world. The New Testament does away with much of the stuff of the Old Testament because it's out dated thanks to Jesus. The Old Testament was built on Abraham and God's promise to him (the Jews). The New Testament is for everyone so all the "Jews only" stuff no longer matters. The Ten Commandments are mentioned in various forms in the New Testament thus they are one of the few things that carry over from the Old Testament because they aren't specifically "Jew specific". Thus, your "they should be moot" argument is moot because you have no theological context. 5) I notice that instead of discussing my other arguments you just threw new and different information at me like it's supposed to make a difference. By the by, your new information doesn't counter my previous point that you should look at the person not the religion.
Hermaeus Mora And does it specifically state anywhere in the bible that ONLY the 10 commandments are to be followed? And i never said you shouldn't blame the person, i just said how the killing of heretics during the inquisition and the crusades was directly influenced by religion, not to mention everything else that various other religious people have done because they were religious. Might i remind you of 9/11? It was perpetrated because the people perpetrating it were muslim, A.K.A. religious. I agree that you should blame the person, but to not blame the thing condoning the actions of the person, as well as the sole reason that drove the person to do the thing they did, would be utterly stupid. I mean, do you not understand that all the religious wars and terrorist attacks were done because the people were religious? Do you really think these things would have happened if the people weren't religious, or at the very least weren't part of a religion that condones such things?
0:12 i came here for the old thumbnail
Watching the Mandalorian in 2019 and hearing people say, "Baby Yoda" all the time constantly reminds me of this episode. I can't stop saying Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda, baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda.
Baby moses vs baby yoda smackdown
Merry christmas 2023
8:06 Haha! I love the analytical replay!
That was the most epic moment in gaming
People talk about classic holiday movies and TV specials they revisit year after year. The old Christmas nerd videos have become my Christmas classics
Same here! 🎅👍
Same! At least up to 12 days of shitsmas
Same here
I watch these episodes every Christmas.
Same. So nostalgic, brings back a lot of memories. Merry Christmas!
18:16 "That's where this game belongs, the fucking garBITCH!" - AVGN, 2006
I'm gonna watch all the Christmas specials again today. Wish me luck.
I do it every year. It's a weird tradition but I still love it
luck with what? not rolling on your back like a turtle with no one to help?