Apple Explains How They Calculate Prices
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- Опубликовано: 19 май 2024
- Apple finally reveals how they price things.
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1. Adjust for inflation.
2. Do it again.
3. Add 200 bucks.
4. PROFIT!
That actually makes sense
Seems like "$200 extra" is the magic number at Apple, oh wait let's double that to $400 dollars.... there, much better. lmo
Bargain!
basically sounds like they just want to hose you dry of cash better then Microsoft which will spy on you master bate to you while you master bate to porn record you doing it and then ask for 45 grand to make it disappear because that's the Microsoft way to surviving in the business world🤣🤣🤣 you wanted to know what was different with Microsoft over apple that's it apple wants cash Microsoft is a perverted psychotic money extorting machine in a nutshell so your smart to stick with apple at least with them you know where you stand🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@vbrotherita 350 not 200 is a bargain!!!
It's a profitable business model.
Create a cult, then charge a lot of money to be a member.
Scientology in a nutshell.
Christianity was like that once but decided to lower their rates for more believers
All cults, sects, religions and churches should be taxed, without exceptions.
@@bloodred255
it's still like that, except the profit is made in a different way, mostly tax avoidance.
@@bloodred255 Christianity Really what are you afraid to mention the religion on which it's based ? You know the one thats into Usury, the biggest money making sc4m of them all !
Have been saying this for years. All cults have some sort of filtering process to select those easy to manipulate. For Apple, the filter is the price, and the manipulation is sunk-cost fallacy.
the pricing for the stand and then, "we now owe you 1000 dollars" killed me idk why lmaooo
and all I ask is 200 dollars🤌
Honestly I'd be embarrassed as a CFO to sell a $1,000 stand. Ok Tim don't "stand", just sit your ass down!
@@BillAnt meh I would be more embarrassed to be a Microsoft programmer scamming people for watching porn then ripping people off for a pc stand and yes Microsoft programmers do this shit I am shocked that Barnacles nerdgasm does this over get a free pc for being a nice guy on youutbe like every other youtuber but nope he has to scam Puget PC because Power is better then Kindness
@@SaraMorgan-ym6ue - It's just humor man, no need to take everything so seriously. ;)
@@SaraMorgan-ym6ue the yappening
The $999 Apple stand sold out last year. Some people have way more money than they deserve.
Maybe they only made like 20 of them? lol
There probably wasn’t much of it in your region haha. Some branches could only have like 1-2 of that shit.
I imagine only very limited businesses bought them because some employee didn't know what they were doing.
I doubt anyone with 2 braincells bought those for personal use.
"credit money"
@@IO-_-Ol was sold out in the US
Premium trash. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
well it's true so true seriously💀🤣🤣
The entire Apple product lineup, distilled into two words
@@Dogappel Um... Did you not watch the video?
Most Apple products are good, but as an Apple enjoyer, I would never buy that fine woven garbage 🗑️
@@1403gavin but how can you be an apple enjoyer with out buying that fine woven garbage?🤔
"We owe you a thousand dollars" Got me 🤣😂😂😂
wtf 😂😂😂
@@ethanwasme4307 lets flip that around🤣🤣🤣
I got happy for a moment till the final tally came in. ha-ha-ha
🤣
Hahahha fr
The price calculation of the iPad case is too accurate to not be true. 😆
Well yeah, the Apple sheeple math uses fuzzy logic to arrive to a final result. :D :D
I wud 👍but we already got 420 so I gotta git high
Sam Tucker should be nominated as Chief Financial Officer for Apple!
In the iPhone 15 parody video, he was the "Chief Price Inflator"
More like the CFC - Chief Financial Clown of Apple. lol
Seems like "$200 extra" is the magic number at Apple, oh wait lets double that, $400 there much better. lmo
basically sounds like they just want to hose you dry of cash better then Microsoft which will spy on you master bate to you while you master bate to porn record you doing it and then ask for 45 grand to make it disappear because that's the Microsoft way to surviving in the business world you wanted to know what was different with Microsoft over apple that's it apple wants cash Microsoft is a perverted psychotic money extorting machine in a nutshell so your smart to stick with apple at least with them you know where you stand
@@BillAnt
People in the North America work really hard for their money. I understand that there is a strong social pressure like not getting any dates if one doesn't use an iPhone, or higher levels of cyber security. Otherwise, I would rather use regular Windows computers than overpriced Mac's. It's weird that Americans complain so much about their finances, yet they waste unnecessary money on unnecessarily and ridiculously overpriced Apple products. Apple is "riding" on the gullability of the mislead people. It's so tragic, that it's already comic. It's a tragicomedy.
@@gavrielpapas773 - I could care less what others are using. My $300 Android does exactly the same tasks as a $1,000 iPhone or Android in the US.
You can tell this is satire really easily.
Apple would never say “that’s a bit too much”
Apple would always say "That's a bit too low". lol
Didn’t sell enough overpriced product? You didn’t charge enough.
LOL this was brilliant. it got me when I read it.
Context matters "we still include headphones in each iPhone box? Thats a bit too much. Sell them separately but don't lower the cost of the phone."
I was looking for this comment
1. Base cost to manufacture the product
2. +$200
3. Apple tax
4. +$200
5. Future litigation fee
6. +$200
7. Roll a dice, if 6 do nothing else +$200
8. Sales tax, government tax, customs tax, tax tax
9. Apple tax (yes, again)
10. +$200
You forgot the shopping tax
"Because you have functioning body parts" tax
Don't forget " we owe you a cent for every brain cell you have" tax
you forgot the apple tax pro
@@adityagoyal3491 Shopping tax sold separately
Sam should be awarded a Nobel Prize in mathmatics for figuring out Apple pricing.
Oh yeah "Mathmatics" fo sho! lol
Seems like "$200 extra" is the magic number at Apple, oh wait let's double that to $400 dollars.... there, much better. lmo
It is the shame that they don't give Nobel prizes for math. More like Fields medal
Linux pricing calculations:
1. Take the price
2. Subtract the price
3. That's the price
after substracting the price add time there
True
that was funny 5 years ago when it was actually true
Unless you’re red hat
@@Cootshk Its Business Software. The Distro itself is Free. Companies pay for the Support not the Software
The 10 dislikes are from people who thought Apple's pricing was a bargain.
You can't see them
@@jex-the-notebook-guy1002 There's a browser plugin called "Return RUclips Dislikes".
It's not 100% accurate, as it only works by extrapolating the dislikes given by those with the extension onto the entire view count. But at least in my opinion, it's still good enough.
@@jex-the-notebook-guy1002 some extensions make it so you can
It's funny how they take stuff out of the box to save the environment (charger and headphones), but don't lower the price. They said everyone already has charging bricks, but then the cable they include in the box was for USB-C bricks, which most iPhone users didn't have. So when the old standard USB cables wore out, we had to spend money on new brick or new cables.
Of course it's just a bunch of BS! Most people go out and buy a new charger to match the new device's higher power requirement.
Oh and Apple is serializing every friggin' part in their iPhones so it doesn't work well or at all if replaced by consumers. A great way to save the environment.... not!
cult members will buy anything from them.. I'm not surprised if they make a $100 iPlastic bag which is "environment friendly"
Oh, and don't forget: Apple wants you to only use Apple branded charging bricks too. For "compatibility." And yes, they cost more. Don't buy them though, I am literally using a regular 4 port brick myself and it's fine.
I use an Ankle high speed charger with 3 ports. I can change my laptop, my watch and my iPhone at the same time. I don't use Apple charges.
@nataliam9764 you can charge from your ankle? Didn't know robotic limbs were available yet.
the keyboard - add $3 for the magnets
For the pro model magnets $10, pro max $15
"And now we owe you 1000 dollars" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My partner is an "Apple Fan", I am a "PCGuy".... with the cost of the cables she has been forced to buy over the years I could afford a couple of spare PCs.
When after yet another cable broke at the connector, in an Apple center after her complaints, they told her that she had mistreated the cable..... they are so advanced that they make cables with a sensitive character .( made in a sweatshop in Asia by the way)
Apple cables have always been impressively bad. I remember back in the early iphone days, somehow, everyone i knew who had an iphone had a completely frayed cable.
my partner CRINGE
Thanks for clearing that up
You deserve more subs!
Honestly
It was your comment that made me realise how less he has. I always subconsciously thought he might be having about a million or so atleast. This guy is seriously underrated.
Yes he does!
I agree😊
He has 320 k
Everything +$200, great business model!
The wheels and the stand are insane to me. Even the $200 VESA mount costs as much as a low-mid end monitor. You can even get 2 low end monitors for that amount of money. For the $1000 stand, you can get a whole gaming laptop.
What's more insane to me is that last year the stand was sold out in the US.
Well, they could sell Tim's poop in a jar, and the Apple sheeple would flock to it like flied to sh*t. lmao
WTF! when they cost 849 euro in my country, which translates back to 900 us$. INSANE! (I'm talking about the wheels)
@@Koen75NL You can get a whole gaming PC with wheels for the price of just their wheels.
A stand for 1000 bucks that you could easily make yourself with like 100 bucks worth of tools is criminal in itself.
I mean c'mon it's a L bent Aluminium plate with another plate that has 2 hinges on it and a magnet on the front.
(Just checked as a consumer you can get the aluminum for like 20 bucks and I won't even get into the detail how cheap it would be for a company to buy in bulk)
"that's just incredible!!!" 😂
I can smell the incoming angry Apple Cultist
Can you smell that somehow most of them are missing an organ or two?
It actually funny 😂 I love it
I just love how it just works! OK? Let me repeat to you their exact marketing!
Sniff... Sniff... Yeah, i can smell that from 100miles
@@racingflash6292nah for xs i paid less than 200$ and having every organ 👍 im not one of apple fans boys
Number 1 reason why I Phone fans actually confirm the Dunning Kruger effect
Perhaps "Stockholm Syndrome" should be renamed to "Apple Syndrome."
@@tedpalmer5552Why tho?
oh the irony :)
@@EmptyShark because apple love locking you into there walled garden by making there equipment one way compatible trapping you in their ecosystem.
I don't get why? Like I agree with the video but I don't get why you think of the dunning Kruger effect, that despite what people think it is just means a persons personal perceived expertise grows slower than there actually expertise. It doesn't mean people who know nothing about a subject think they are more knowledgably than experts or that moderately informed people think there knowledge is the least.
I like their way of thinking. But I like how customers think that the prices are justifiable even more. 🤣
It’s ridiculous and shady to say the least. One word = GREEDY
one of the few youtubers who can genuinely make me laugh. i wish i could like this 100 times
Original English sence of humor he has 👍
Keep it coming Apple with all your BS, Sam loves ya! lol
We have boy math girl math dog math and cat math. BUT NOW WE HAVE APPLE MATH
To take notes for calculations, we should release the Apple Math Book Pro!
This is the after math.
This is the moment Heisenberg became mathematician
Makes sense ipad don't include calculator
There is the ‘pink tax’ for women.
I love these types of videos! Keep it up Sam
Sam, i watch your videos from nearly the begining of your channel, you surely deserve more subscribers, i hope your channel grows exponentialy soon
Podcosts 🤣🤣
Honest apple commercial
The iPad case was spot on.
“Premium trash” you nailed it 😂
I love this 😂
For sure I just subscribed and share this video with my apple brother
Man, you totally have some of the best satires around :)
I like the "If (insert tech company) were 100% Honest" feel of this vid.
The $1000 stand is so crazy, even for Apple standards. You could buy the $200 vesa mount (which is already crazy overpriced) and buy a BALLER vesa stand, like being able to rotate, adjust, twist and do anything you can imagine, and you'd still be left with $600
but if enterprise-level want clean look and have budget...
@@staskozak8118 Its funny that many corporation try to save money on wages while just gifting millions to apple.
Shut up and take my $200!
2:40 "...I hope you have fun and learning something today . . . and we are asking in return . . . . is $200"
LOL! I did not see that one coming!
1. See how much is too much for our sucker customers.
2. Increase the price even more because they still pay it.
3. Repeat
thank you for the succinct explanation
One of the best videos on RUclips!
this one is crazy!! make a part 2 🤣
I’ve seen less than 23 seconds, and I’m about to start rolling on the floor… 😂
Made my day, subscribed for good content
What about the $30 apple rag?
How did you calculate the price of that one?
We now owe u a thousand bucks 😂😂😂. Amazing creativity
You are very funny! Keep it up !
Podcosts had me laughing
One of your all time best videos 😂😂😂👌👌👌
The best video so far. Just laughed my... iPad off.
Apple cultists will keep paying.
Hey Sam!
I am really wondering if you don’t get shadowbanned by RUclips especially on the videos where you criticize Google.
You do deserve more subs
That $200 😂😂😂😂
Jesus Christ, I was watching this while pooping, and had to stop the video because I was laughing my as off, literally.
Hhhh never seen this man before, great video thanks
🤣😂🤣🤣😂One of the greatest videos I have seen lately.
Most of those 'explanations' were great. The one exception was the Vision Pro: the comparison to ipads and air pod maxes doesn't have the same kind of logic that made some of the earlier ones so great (eg. the $1000 stand or the ipad keyboard) nor the obvious absurdity of some others (eg. replacing leather with recycled materials for same price). Based on what I've read, the price of the Vision Pro is actually quite fair (as in, Apple is not making huge margins on them). Obviously, just because it is a 'fair' price doesn't mean it is 'worth' that price to any particular consumer.
How does this make so much sense 😂😂
No one mentioned how he started the beginning of the video. Standing up from the bottom of the screen hahah
Thank you for this very informative video. I have learned a ton about the calculations are made and how they are *Very Cheap* compared to Samsung ones🤮
This new CEO is way more honest I like it
that ending 😂
The best video of the year so far 😂😂
You weren't thinking.... differently
isheeps: take my money, all my money
In my country the new samsung galaxy cost more than the new iphone, i choose iphone bcs of IOS. And i think its more simple and lasts longer than samsung. Plus it supports software update for 7years meanwhile samsung doing it for 4years
@@sniping_wafer7103 it changes from place to place and in most of the countries samsung is cheaper bcz of many offers and samsung also offers 7 years software update now.. its completely based on people preference to choose what they want, for simple users apple and for heavy user who wants many features android but for the same or less price compared to apple, android smartphones offer lots of features for its price but apple gives less control for their users but still charges huge which is why some people hates it
It's not simple also Spotify in Android is like 60 MB while in iOS it's like 400 MB@@sniping_wafer7103
That's Apple 101.
How do you come up with this content? It's amazing.
1:11 Nice Cyberpunk 2077 reference
i unironicly feel like at the end they would ask me to pay 250$ for watching this video
also my sister payed 3x the price of my phone (iphone 15+) and its worse than mine 💀
The Vision Pro is actually not that overpriced looking at the Bill of materials, R & D cost and other costs such as logistics
Every device has a sweet spot price where it's affordable to most people. At 3,500K it's just a toy for the rich.
@@BillAnt, but PRO devices not target most people.
@@staskozak8118 - Therefore it's not a mass market/successful product.
@@staskozak8118 - If it's not a mass market product, then it's just an experiment.
1:46 🤣
I like the concept, too nice to be the marketing head.
Ok, you gained my subscription
I literally got apple ad before this video😂
It always reminds me of The Onion article on inflation. "Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number".
Makes sense. When iPhones were subsidized, you had to fork out $200. I guess that trend just continued.
Bro spitting truth 😂😂😂😂😂
what keen insights, i wonder if they calculate the prices on the ipad calculator app
1. search up the new product
2. add 200$
3. add 200$
4. sell that sh*t
PodCost! Brilliant! 😂
Ahahah 😂 oh boy, you never disappoint
That's just incredible!
Gimmick for iMac stand is.. hilarious..
I need an oversized AI Sam head to be digitally projected onto my body at all times. That needs to happen.
0:10 "gotta walk my computer"
killed me with "podcosts"
Costs More than last time. Thats just incredible.
😂this math makes perfect sense
the keyboard is ridicolous expensive
"Premium trash" LOL 🤣🤣🤣
You made me laugh.
Thank You
Thanks for the shout out
I think you should have calculated the Vision Pro using all the products combined 😂😂
"We now owe you a thousand dollars let's just flip that on it's head" makes sense
Watching this video made my credit go bad
Ha ha, Applemath was also used by the person in the advert that followed Samtime - the UK Prime Minister explaining Child Benefit. Sam, you have competition.
we owe you a thousand dollars 😂😂
thiswas absolute genius!