Actually people hundreds of years ago did not need nail clippers because the would be using they’re hands for various things and the would naturally scrape down or break off
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊😊😊
на сколько я знаю, эта женщина не удаляет свои ногти в память о своей дочери, которая умерла. девочка очень любила красить ногти маме, и женщина не может отстричь свои ногти из-за этого
Diana Armstrongs situation: So one night dianas daughter painted and done dianas nails, She did this every few weeks one night Dianas daughter done her nails and the next night her daughter died so Diana decided to never cut her nails in order to remember her daughter,Dont judge before you know the situation hope this helped ✅
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER THE VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL DISPLAY OBIE-DIENCE WHILE NEVER STEPPING OUT OF *LINE* AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLIEGANCE LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR MIIIIIIINNNNDDD
Look, I know it's a joke but.. wtf are yall doing to scratch your eyes, you can use the back of your fingers. You don't scratch your eyes like how you scratch a mosquito bite do you?
Fun fact: Diana Armstrong, who had not cut her nails since 1997. When her daughter Latisha passed away unexpectedly from an asthma attack, Diana promised she would never cut her nails again.
@@kusx0635 that honestly make no sense, at best, she should paint her nails every week to remenber her daughter, I mean having grew nails is unhealthy and proballynot the best way to grief.
"You got neil armstrong?" Nah we got nail armstrong💀💀💀 Edit: I think I started a war in the comments Edit 2: sorry for the typo (the typo was armonstrong)
@@solsy right. She can't eat, she can't go the toilet, she can't pick things up. Has to be a mental illness, because there's no way someone would handicap themselves so much just for a stupid record
@@vintage1908 More so what I mean is like who was the first person to ever think that? Like the first person to ever be recognized by Guinness, who wake up and says “I’m gonna just have the longest nails ever”? If they have no other person to beat their record
She didn’t wake up one day and said “I’m never cutting my nails again”. The reason behind her not cutting her nails is because her daughter actually passed away from an asthma attack and she promised herself to never cut her nails ever again
Before the end, I was thinking to myself geez I should really grow my fingers out to be 43 feet long so I can beat the record until he said that last part
Note: Diana Armstrong did not want to cut her nails because the last person that did them was her 16 year old daughter that died from an asthma attack, so she never wanted to cut her nails ever again. (She died in 2022 and still didn’t cut her nails)
DIANA ARMSTRONG = ❌
DIANA NAILSSTRONG = ✅
DIANA NAILSLONG = ✅
much better 😅
or... NAIL armstrong
@@user-keplersuckatlifei was thinking of that before i saw that video ☠️
Bro how does she wipe her ass bro
NANOMACHEINS, SON!
Neil Armstrong: „flys to the moon“
Diana Armstrong: „Scratches the moon“
LMAO
@@mochi..taro..x there is another Armstrong that does music but I forgot his name
*NAIL ARMSTRONG 🤣🤣🤣*
@@michaelvermillion8126leo armstrong i think
😂
"Nail clippers were invented in 1886."
People in 1885:
I cut mines off with my fingers or my other fingernails so it ain’t a problem
I will do it on my mouth
@@_Lonely_childthat could end so badly...
As a person who has anxiety this won’t be a problem.
Actually people hundreds of years ago did not need nail clippers because the would be using they’re hands for various things and the would naturally scrape down or break off
"Her anils are 42ft long"
*he being the height of her nails*
"Im sorry,what😄"
“Anils” 😔🤚☺️
@@YourDivineMelody replace the i with an a
@@STARZERS I’m saying they spelt it wrong
@@STARZERS”Anals”? 💀🙏
@@YourDivineMelody sorry i was trying to make a joke but i failed
They got the entire ecosystem inside those nails
So we'd be able to live there too
Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.
😊😊😊
@@H0n35t if they were as wide as her hips, we could possibly put a human in there(don’t get any ideas)
@@H0n35tyes it can there are possibilities
I mean, there's ecosystem everywhere, your balls your mouth your guts, like everywhere.
“If you never cut your fingernails they’ll get longer”
My brain:🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
LOL
What the hell
Yeah I think that would be 😮😮
Wth
What the heck
Ha, you could say that she's the real "Nail Armstrong".
It is Neil, not Nail
R/woooosh@@nakeshaholley1078
@@nakeshaholley1078 If you're gonna be an idiot, be one somewhere else.
@@nakeshaholley1078look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane? No, it's JOKE flying above your head.
Standing here
If Diana Amstrong didn’t had legs, she would be like:
Wow! I can walk on my nails!!
schools gotta be hiring this man.
bro did you like your own comment?
Didn’t ask + my content is way better ☠️
@@TRUMAN_THE_TRUE_MAN_2cap 💀
Bro is overconfident 💀
@@TRUMAN_THE_TRUE_MAN_2true
All that bacteria under their nails: 🕺💃
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbyw
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
I hate that goddamn emoji
Diana : The Nail Armstrong 😂😅
Diana fr has strong arms carrying those nails 😭
That women is literally making her nails like decorations 😂
Edit: Thanks everyone for 4k likes!
She lives up to her name her arms are strong for carrying those nails
How she eat , sleep 🤨🤨
@@Jpeteralphonseand wipe
More like waking sticks
@@apex6917 ah yes, *waking* sticks. Sticks that help in awaking thyself in the morning.
Those nails be curling like cinnamon rolls💀💀
OFC 💀
*NAW THIS MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING* 😂😂😂😂😂
𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘽𝙄𝘿𝘿𝙀𝙉 𝘾𝙄𝙉𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙊𝙉 𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙎
Don't ruin cinnamon rolls like that 😭
Forbidden snack
the baddies: guys they beat us....
Ok but nobody gonna talk about how long that hand in the first video was there for? 😭 ✋
I think it was a picture every day type of time lapse
Teacher: Why’d you take so long in the bathroom?
Diana: ummmm 😳
She took too long to flush the toilet cuz her nails are long
how does she even sleep at night with those long nails
@@motafu1by sleeping on her back
Ouch that would hurt
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Why won't your fingernail snap?!"
"Nail nanomachine son"
Please stop with the nailnomachine, it sounded like dildomachine for some reason 💀
Not true
@@ilikechickennuggetssebee7238r/woooosh
@@ilikechickennuggetssebee7238r/woosh
Lol
@@ilikechickennuggetssebee7238thanks for informing us Einstein.
I SWEAR ITS ALWAYS THE ARMSTRONGS THAT HAVE THE WORLD RECORD
STANDING HERE, I REALIZE
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
How my nails look to my friends who have small nails:
Some random woman:"I dont like man under 6ft"
The nails: "42ft"
How does she wipe?
Edit: It’s just a joke😅
@@FitOver40Mamathe comment isn’t edited
Edit: ik this is smart so you don’t have to edit it later
@@FitOver40Mama same i wonder
He probably meant 42 inches
@@Wafflesvr123 anyways the nails rizz
Bro, who hired Wolverine?
i mean, cant be wolverine if their shits curls ☠️‼️
😂
Not wolverine. Sabertooth
@@seitzgd thats what she said
@@dhruv01dubeyyep.
Neil Armstrong - "diana, im going to the moon ok?"
Later.
Diana Armstrong - '' oh no! I scratched the moon! "
Those nails would need their own blanket
If I never cut my nails they gonna cut themselves 💀💀
Finally I've found a relatable comment
Relatable😅
Exactly
fr
Okay But like how would you do anything
Diana better have strong arms for carrying 42 feet of nails💀
I mean.... She is Diana ARMstrong
@@wagiqwqtrue
на сколько я знаю, эта женщина не удаляет свои ногти в память о своей дочери, которая умерла. девочка очень любила красить ногти маме, и женщина не может отстричь свои ногти из-за этого
She doesn’t, her nails just drag on the ground 😂
@@NessieCastleCats2023🤣
not me just eating soup rn😭
Diana Armstrongs situation:
So one night dianas daughter painted and done dianas nails, She did this every few weeks one night Dianas daughter done her nails and the next night her daughter died so Diana decided to never cut her nails in order to remember her daughter,Dont judge before you know the situation hope this helped ✅
Me every i see my nail start grow:" i need the cutter"
*For me my teeths are enough.*
@@ArtVerse.Tv16you eating worms
My cutter = my teeth 💀
@@ArtVerse.Tv16fr
@@befrr5fr
Diana: “I want respect!”
Me: “I respect you, I just can’t look at you.”
?
@@MaxMTTpm peacemaker reference to Baraja in mk1.
Is diana armstrong is neil armstrong's husband
I dont respect her
@@shannonwilliams8208 💀🤚
Diana Armstrong will grow her nails until they reach the moon fr 💀💀
"if you never cut your fingernails they'll get longer and longer and longer"
Me: "DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF 🧠"
For anyone wondering. Her nails are collectively 42ft 10.4in, individually they're about 50-51±in each.
Thank you, I was wondering
I wasn’t wondering
Ok cause I was bout to say that ain't FORTY TWO FEET
I was like something aint making sense here
Now what is that in real measurements?
"And her name is Diana armstro-"
"Huh..Why do I hear boss music"
"THE UNLIGHTED MASSES" 🔥
If It isn't sussy Jack
Nailmachines, son.
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER
THE VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL
DISPLAY OBIE-DIENCE
WHILE NEVER STEPPING
OUT
OF
*LINE*
AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLIEGANCE
LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR MIIIIIIINNNNDDD
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL 🔥🔥🔥
@@peteryeeterson5766GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER. THEIR VOICES WON’T BE HEARD AT ALL🔥
is this a reference to that one teen titans episode lol
Rare occurance of zackdfilms not traumatizing his viewers
Neil Armstrong: ❌
Nail Armstrong:✅
Underrated
@@aidennguyen356no he stole this from a reply to an older comment
@@Elementeningit’s not the same tho
Neil Armstrong is an astronaut
@@Elementening is this true
people before nail cutters were invented:🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
I just bite them
@@Krewcore123same
@@Krewcore123WHY?
@@MopHairedKid me too
@@seanlee3835 do you want to eat germs?
Damn, Diana's arms are strong after carrying those nails 😂
Definitely Diana Nailstrong💀
How do they wipe 😭
frrrrrrrrr
😅
Bidets
@@judeknowles2319Facts
They have more nails in their as*
Imagine being the record holder for the longest nails, then your whole life is basically wasted when a new person gets the record.
@@hooleepuk4219dang that must hurt-
Imagine you accidentally break off your nails
It's practically impossible unless there's s1 ppl haven't found out yet
Imagine how they were their ass🥹😂😂😂😂
@@no-oi1mxwhat is that supposed to mean
The real question is
“ how do you drive..?”
Me on my way to buy anti-curl things to uncurl them and become wolverine: 🗿
Bro can hug someone with his nails 💀
Why do they get black
@@wanna9tahir353the finger nails?
@@wanna9tahir353 dirt
@@wanna9tahir353cus they're dirty
@@wanna9tahir353fun fact, fungus, bacteria, dead cells, etc.
"her nails are 42 feet long"
Shows a picture of nails the size of a women
true lol
Well, clearly she's 42 feet tall.
I thought that too but I think it’s the added total of all her nails. 10 nail probably about 5 feet maybe=50ish
4 x 10 = 40
@@TheIceCreamWizardwow I never thought of that 🤔
So…he isn’t gonna explain why they curl?
diana armstrong really invented the word "slay"
Is it just me or everybody's first thoughts was "how tf do they wash their a*s after sh*tting?"
Same 😂
And how do they eat
They wrap the toilet paper around the finger nails
@@AdventureswithImovie bruh 💀
use a bidet
"Why are you late, Diana?"
"Sorry teacher, i tried to scratch myself."
❤❤❤
Oof...
Wth
Why'd this pop up when I searched how to make a hair bow (Susie/elizabeths bow from fnaf ❤) 😅😅😅
I have a question. How did people cut their nails before nail clippers or did Cavemen just have long nails?
‘If you don’t cut your fingernails, they’ll get longer and longer’
Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Fr bro thinks he told a fun fact 💀
@@NotMantram2 Fr
When I saw them my first question in my mind was how do they wash their poop 😅
If you sleep, you wake up
@@NotMantram2 He was letting people know that they don't just stop and break off when they look like they can't hold themselves up. So stfu
“So how’d u go blind?”
“My eye was itchy💀”
omd tysm for 3k likes ive nvr got this much
Lol
Lol 😂
oh god...
Look, I know it's a joke but.. wtf are yall doing to scratch your eyes, you can use the back of your fingers. You don't scratch your eyes like how you scratch a mosquito bite do you?
You're ygkdjfjfje jsjsiake jeisndbr
Those arms are damn strong. Imagine how much weight that is?
So how did our ancestors survived?
Diana kills a nail polish bottle for each one nail 😂😂
More like 10 😂
"Three, take it or leave it"
@@stormbringer1204g
@@Dvgi. ur mom, bot!
Fun fact: Nails has the speed of Tectonic plates, so if nails move like this, Tectonic move like that
Incredible
Good luck with the new updates
The armstrongs went to the moon now they have the worlds longest nails😂
her arms are strong.
Fun fact: Diana Armstrong, who had not cut her nails since 1997. When her daughter Latisha passed away unexpectedly from an asthma attack, Diana promised she would never cut her nails again.
Weird way to grieve
Rest in peace to her daughter ❤🕊️
@@Freddy99871it’s because her daughter painted her nails the night before she died
@@kusx0635 oh, thanks for the info!
@@kusx0635 that honestly make no sense, at best, she should paint her nails every week to remenber her daughter, I mean having grew nails is unhealthy and proballynot the best way to grief.
My main question is how the hell do they wipe?😭
Edit thank you so much for all your likes I really appreciate it 🤍
Or grab anything in general
Bidet
Or get clothes on
They pay servants
@@Shadowcat561they'd still have to wipe whether or not they use bidet. Right? RIGHT?!😳
Her arms must really be strong to support those nails
Diana armstrong❌
Diana moldstrong✅
Not me checking my fingernails just to be safe 😭😂
I'm gonna get that +5 poison damage
I keep long nails; not too long, average, and neat, but gwad that is disgustingly 🥴🥴🤢🤢🤮🤧
Are people that lazy to make their nails short
My nails could NEVER get any close to that height, cuz I bite them
"You got neil armstrong?"
Nah we got nail armstrong💀💀💀
Edit: I think I started a war in the comments
Edit 2: sorry for the typo
(the typo was armonstrong)
armstrong*
armonstrong? 💀
nail im strong
who the hell is neil
@@lynx_spritedid you graduate in my fridge? Neil armstrong was the first to land on the moon
Diana Armstrong must actually have strong arms holding all those finger nails
cavemen: scratch rock outside. cavewomen: help me trap inside cave
Bro how do they clean themselves after they’re done with their business 💀
Bros asking th real questions
I can't stop laughing after reading this comment 😂 fucking dead I mean think about it. How!?
Water
What do you think gives the nails their amazing colour?
THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
That kind of length for finger nails makes me question how she can even clean her self💀
Let's check the comments, see how long it takes to find that one comment about wip- oh there it is!
Literally impossible to wipe. I doubt that she even does. 💀
maybe she has a dipper 😂 or has a poor pitiful butler or maid to clean her😂😂😂😂
She either doesn't clean herself properly or pays someone to do it
There's only one explanation here: by her mouth
"If you never cut your fingernails, they'll get longer and longer"
No shit Sherlock 💀💀
Them finger nails looked like donald trump for a moment
How do they even use the toilet paper 💀
That i was going to ask... 💀 Probably they hire someone 😂
Just use water and soap
how do they even use their hands 💀
how do they even live??
@@solsy right. She can't eat, she can't go the toilet, she can't pick things up. Has to be a mental illness, because there's no way someone would handicap themselves so much just for a stupid record
How do they masterbaite?
'Come here, have a hug!'
'Nah, I'm good 💀'
🤣🤣😂😂😂😇😇🙃🙃🙃🤣🤣🤣😂
"How do you wipe?"
"How do u write?"
"How to u eat and drink?"
Respect to the guy who waited so much time to make their fingernails grow
Imagine how long it took tho
POV: your watching this while eating 💀
So true 💀💀💀😭
@@sumadeepthivonteru1979💀💀
Me too eating nails 😭😂
@@Awais...official you also have the habit...... Cause I do have it and this one video cleared my therapy.......
Nope I am currently on the bus heading to school (or prison)
"What is your defensive weapon?"
"Nails"
*snaps*
Genuinely how do you live like that? Cuz that'd be hard just to do anything with
Blud said "Slayyy 💅🏼💅🏼"
Also on a side note: Your veins can actually grow into the fingernails too, which makes cutting them off that much more difficult.
Thats a nightmare
😟 Well that's a new fear for me now. Ain't like I would try it, but still.
It’s as if nails are used for the body in some sense annex more land if that makes sense
Oh my 😮
That's cap lmfao, veins can't grow on human nails
Their whole breathing system boutta be the most cleanest
Fr 😂
What?
That is a world record right there.
Me panicking when I miss my monthly manicure appointment:
Meanwhile those people:
Can anyone appreciate the person who time lapsed their nails, cause it takes a shit ton of time.
But what tf is wrong with that persons nails they are fuckinck yellow
@Nyan-ie2uvshoutout to that dead body
@Nyan-ie2uvI'm pretty sure a dead body can't grow hair and nails
@@its.https_xelaait can bro, it can...
@@its.https_xelaait can tho. only penis can't grow
Therapist: Freddy Krueger doesn't exist he can't hurt you
Freddy Krueger:
Me for last 10 min wondering why that small hair is moving as I scroll the screen 😅..you got interesting + distracting profile photo bruh
Yeah bruh i dead ass thought i have hair on my screen
Your pfp got me
always the famous people named armstrong.
Am I the only one thinking of the grinch song lyrics “I wouldn’t touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.”?
Who wtf wakes up one morning and goes “Gee, I think I’m just gonna never cut my nails ever again”?
People who want to beat Guinness world record that's who
@@vintage1908 More so what I mean is like who was the first person to ever think that? Like the first person to ever be recognized by Guinness, who wake up and says “I’m gonna just have the longest nails ever”? If they have no other person to beat their record
She didn’t wake up one day and said “I’m never cutting my nails again”. The reason behind her not cutting her nails is because her daughter actually passed away from an asthma attack and she promised herself to never cut her nails ever again
@@GaYrAdIOactIVeDemOn How in the fuck does daughter dying relate in any way shape or form to cutting your nails?
@@thedepressedguydoesstuffbc the night b4 she died her daughter was cutting her nails
Therizinosaurus got humbled.
lol
She is now the alpha Therizinosaurus
She is god of therizinosaurus(es,I,'s)
WAIT DIANA ARMSTRONG..
"Do y think i look good mr.armstrong??"
💀 nah
Before the end, I was thinking to myself geez I should really grow my fingers out to be 43 feet long so I can beat the record until he said that last part
"MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL KERATIN JACK, CANT FRET OVER EVERY NAIL"
-diana armstrong
" Maybe i was wrong about you "
-Zackdfilms
"That's one small step for man, One super long nail for mankind" -Nail Armstrong
Omg I thought that the nails would grow shorter thanks for the life changing interesting information 🤯
Im used to cutting my fingernails with my other fingernails, im so glad im safe💀
Me just casually wondering...what did the stone age people do to cut their nails 🤔
That's how Neil Armstrong got he's name
Pov: you ask AI to draw hands
CREPPY
Note:
Diana Armstrong did not want to cut her nails because
the last person that did them was her 16 year old daughter
that died from an asthma attack, so she never wanted to
cut her nails ever again.
(She died in 2022 and still didn’t cut her nails)
She didn’t die in 2022 if you’re referring to the daughter. (1997) Diana is still alive today.
@@joshuamaltez4704 I think I messed up on the information, I’ll fix it when I get the chance
Couldnt she have just cut them and kept them?
@@joshuamaltez4704I am not referring to the daughter