Respect for your high-quality work! But How is it possible to make a living off this channel? And pay your rent? I guess you're not alone and have a little team. Are you secretly paid by Alibaba, the Chinese, aliens, Amazon or the Russians? Even with factor box sponsoring it doesn't add up to feed the family. Or does it?
Factor's business model is equally dystopian. Wagie slop cooked by God knows who, packaged in a toxic plastic box that you then microwave to destroy your hormones and fertility even faster. The box is also disposable, so that you can poison people that don't buy it by polluting the environment. Yummers.
Its really easy actually if you work hard. My SO was offered manager within 4 months and then the other manager moved up to being a regional manager person
@@RichManSCTV0 "really easy" >Describes an entirely luck based situation that depends on another person retiring from, dying in, or being promoted out of an extremely desirable position Sure, buddy
@@Yixdynot true and it doesn’t even require hard work, yall make it sound like Amazon is impossible to move up in but a lot of bottom tier workers don’t even bother to try and apply. All you do is just pass an interview
imagine a future where sitting outside in your garden means a constant stream of giant metal mosquitos buzzing by but at least you can get some earplugs delivered in 30min.
The hypothetical amazon worker's anime wife not just being a throwaway gag and actually coming back at the end when he put on his VR goggles to go "home" was such an excellently Dark way of ending the video, very entertaining and informative
As an Amazon warehouse slave myself, this was a masterpiece. The editing alone put other content creators to shame. Just the dark humor I need to get me through this dystopian hellscape.
It’s more clever than you realize. He actually triggered my Alexa devices while watching, even on my TV it showed a response to what he said. And right as she’s waiting for a response, he says “cancel! Cancel!” And Alexa goes “request canceled.” Broke the 4th wall there
Oh look a dystopian future where Mega Corporations can launch potentially AI driven drones from a mothership that can theoretically be made to track your exact location. I'm sure that technology won't be used against the people during a war!
No need for war for it to be used against minorities and to repress political dissent, which would be a pretty scary future even without war. Black mirror type shit
Worked at frito lay in the warehouse. We had an rf scanner and console on our forklifts. We had to scan when we picked up a pallet, when we got the pallet to the truck, then we had to type on the console that we were beginning to stack the boxes on the truck, had to type when we finished unloading, take the empty pallet board to the drop off spot and scan that we dropped it off, then go back and get another pallet of product, beginning the process again. Above the supervisors desk was a TV with all the employees names on it and their efficiency value (ev). You had to be above 65%. If you finished below you'd get a warning. 3 times in a quarter, a write up. And everyone got to see your ev, which would lead to shit talk as well. Fun times. Money was banging though, oh and bonuses were tied to your ev. Got Hella bank if you busted ass.
What's so interesting to me is how functionally insignificant details completely transform how people perceive ideas. For example: in the "Human Transport Device", if the chicken-wire was replaced with something like plexiglass, the "scary dystopian cage" suddenly become "futuristic forklift".
Those details are indicative of the mindset, origin, and intent which birthed the idea, precisely because they are insignificant. Whether you use chicken wire or plexiglass, the worker inside will remain safe regardless, so from the perspective of the person designing it, it shouldn’t matter which one is chosen, but which one IS chosen indicates the sensibilities and mindsets of those who designed it, which is highly predictive of how that idea will be implemented in the real world and the impact that it will have on your life, hence why it impacted how well-received the idea is.
@@Phytocryst are you suggesting that it was designed specifically to imprison the operator? It seems infinitely more likely that chickenwire is simply more cost efficient
@@zachdugan7320 no, I’m not. Yes, chicken wire is more cost-efficient. That’s probably why it was chosen. But the fact that cost-effectiveness is prioritized at the expense of aesthetics essentially reflects the fact that the people who designed it also prioritize efficiency over beauty, and that they failed to see the value in sacrificing efficiency for beauty. This sends an important signal, because any organization with such a set of priorities will inevitably compromize human welfare in the pursuit of improved productivity. Hence, the one, seemingly superfluous signal is indicative of deeper, more meaningful information, which is why people subconsciously induce that information from the signal and thus react so extremely negatively to that signal, despite the fact that, from a naive perspective, the reaction to the signal may be regarded as irrational and disproportionate.
"If an intruder broke in your house they'd probably be at least somewhat hesitant to hurt a dog but with Astro well I'd take pleasure in it." Hard oof for the robot, and hilariously true.
"If an intruder broke in your house they'd probably be at least somewhat hesitant to hurt a dog" - not if its a police raid and they entered the wrong house by mistake. Then they'll shoot all the dogs they can find. They'll shoot your cat. Even your guinea pig, believe it or not, vaporised. They'll shoot the fish in the tank even. They feared for their life so it was justified.
damn i agree entirely but when robo rights become a thing 52 years from now your robo boss is gonna pull this one up and i dont know if your gonna get that promotion anymore :(
I worked as a package handler at an Amazon facility back in 2020, only for a month though. I had to be clocked in at 4am. My first break would be at 8am, where I'd usually just fall asleep in my car and come back to the shift 15 min late. The looks I'd get from the higher-ups whenever I came back, you'd think I killed someone. Then back to scanning packages off a fast-moving conveyor belt for another 3 hours, till I'd clock out at 11am. Everyone was so disconnected, like you were simply a cog in the machine. My god that place was so depressing, not a single soul looked even remotely optimistic about their work. That's why I lasted a month, I just couldn't take it anymore
Typical of warehouse work though. Doing the same thing might seem incredibly dull but it pays the bills. Millions of factory employees do that and experience worse in China.
The team really nailed how to match irl lighting with the visual on the green screen. Never seen better, tbh, well done! I was gonna do something else while this was on but the production level got me.
You have stepped up your production quality my guy! As an ex amazon employee, you hit the nail on the head. They would use us as guinea pigsto test out whatever kooky bullshit some guy in an ivory tower thought would better productivity
I'm pretty sure that the closest a company has ever come to winning capitalism was the Dutch east India company. They basically owned a country or two, multiple massive islands, world trade dominance, a private military that was one of the largest in the world at the time. And they literally _invented_ office work. Ps. The first office worker in human history hated it, and said he spent half his time doing nothing pretending to be busy, it's been an issue for hundreds of years.
I believe you regarding the first office worker and want to read more. What was his name, or that of the book/records on that? I'll google as well, but you randomly knowing suggests you may have read up and have better quality than a random google. It's fine if not!
I looked it up, while they ceased production in 1799, their worth was $7.9 trillion in today's money. 4x the amount of Amazon. I bet jeff bozo feels incompetent yet... that company lasted 200 years... Amazon turned 30 this year... only time will tell.
Whenever I think of evil patents I immediately think of that Xbox patent where they give you an ad and the only way to close out of it is to stand up for your camera, raise your arms, and proudly shout "McDonalds!" before you're allowed to continue watching TV. Edit: Apparently the patent belongs to SONY.
that would be the last words my tv would ever able to process before i rip its guts out and wire the panel to a hdmi cable. you might be able to record me, but you cannot stop me stabbing microphones - in a product i bought btw - with a hot soldering iron.
I don't get it, you've just written that sentence with a colon at the end but where's the end of the joke? What do you do when in a high effort competition against slow start? Am I supposed to imagine the joke?
About 15 years ago 1 person died and around 20 others were injured in a Amazon facility in the US. They were not allowed to hydrate properly, and the person that died had heat stroke. I know this for a fact because I worked for the company that was supplying the staff.
I rarely leave comments but this was possibly the most impressive youtube video I have ever watched. The production and editing is absolutely incredible as was the script writing and narrative.
Dude I love your style of editing, and keeping the viewer hooked! Very packed with information, but never a second of bore or disinterest. Please keep up the good work! We need more RUclipsrs like you!
Good is evil. Evil is good. Everything is inverted. The inverted pentagram for example. The pentagram is a magical symbol which denotes the 5 elements in the shape of a human body or a STAR. In other words we are literally Stars symbolically speaking and scientifically speaking it is true we are made of star stuff. It all starts to make sense doesn't it? Meanwhile the HEXAgram is a magical symbol associated with the physical reality itself and time, also associated with SATURN or Chronus the planet or god of time and the physical world and karma. Seen historically as a malevolant force. Also SATAN = SATURN some suggest And all ancient cultures either worshiped or feared the dragon across the world. They spoke of DRAGON GODS from the sky. IE alien repetlians that once ruled us and likely still do covertly.
Astro: What is my purpose? Jeff Besos: You tell your owner they left the stove on after leaving the house without actually being able to turn it off. Astro: Oh my god...
C-UAS: What is my purpose? Raytheon: You are an expendable, unmanned aircraft system, with the capability of operating in autonomous swarms. C-UAS: "ΑLLAHU ACKBAR!"
Amazon is not the only soulless organisation. I work in a hospital, during the pandemic instead of actual support, they turned an empty board room into a "wobble room". Literally a room for us to cry in....... I really hate the current world status.
@@kenlen8029 doing better than which countries? Certainly not better than other developed countries, and have been trailing behind the rest of the west for decades.
The fact that I happened to be watching a bunch of Cyberpunk videos the past few days makes this video legitimate nightmare fuel cuz this is actually spot on for a cyberpunk dystopia
There arent many other videos/creators that are this funny, this talented, with this insane production! Dear algorithm, please do your thing for our boy, this is a million view video!
I might be misinterpreting this comment but if it’s a dig- may I remind you that this creator too lives in a capitalist society and needs to make money, it is not hypocritical to make money whilst criticising the existence of the system. Moreover, he deserves to reap his benefits from this video. It clearly took enormous effort, creativity, and talent on a scale I rarely see on RUclips!
@RotAndRomanticism also it isnt hypocritcal to like capitalism, while also voicing concern and criticism of said system. Is it perfect, no not even vlose, but nor is ANY government or economical type.
Been around since a couple thousand subscribers, it’s been insane to watch the increase in video quality! This video looked amazing, and you are really growing into your own brand of humor!
im in awe of the quality of this video. i havent thought of amazon besides the wagey cagey meme but the editing, animation and script has me hooked in watching. really good video.
You are my hero, Slow. Never fail to deliver: CGI set pieces, jokes, quips, and general education as always. Love the new production approach. Let me know when you stream again. I look forward to it.
I wouldn't expect anything less from the man that created the Bionicle documentary. Really well done video, man. I look forward to your next vid in ~3 month's time!
My man, this is not only incredibly animated, but excessively creative, informative and funny as hell. Absolutely a perfect video thag deserves way more attention!
I mean is not a bad ending if you can have an anime girl as your wife, so yeah, maybe working for Amazon is not that bad (at least in that future) But in our future weeeell... Let's not talk about that
This video made me realize I'm old when you threw that disclaimer in for how shipping from online stores used to take awhile. I guess there really is people now who never experienced 2 weeks wait on a sweater from a cool store lol. Pretty high production value too. Keep it up dude
I just wanted to say these videos are great. This is what I’m trying to emulate with my channel. The fact you’re doing this without a team is impressive
I feel like the drone program idea is a risk managers worst nightmare. Now every package has its own trip and god knows what thieves, saboteurs, and anarchists will do.
Incredible assets, effects, and production polish. Accompanied by worthwhile information coverage. Thank you for the effort expended to share Amazon's ideal future, I hope more people see it.
Wow. This would have been fantastic as a podcast with just the writing and delivery -- throwing in the CG interactions is Captain Disillusion-level cool.
I'm going to take a guess and say peak history and science channel docushows. You got to see triremes with catapults and flamethrowers in 2000's cg. It was pretty peak.
Dude, every second of this video has a lot of attention put into it. All of the editing, animations, the scripts and jokes. Huge respect, I always admired your editing, but this blew my mind. Really hope this gets at least a 1mi views.
Excellent video man , both entertaining and informative it helps get the information out Majority of the people will not digest information without the entertainment factor and you’ve found the perfect mixture of both Blessings 🙏
As always, thanks for watching guys. You can use code SLOWSTART50 to get 50% OFF your first Factor box plus 20% off your next month at bit.ly/3yUnh11
no thank you!!
hi slow start i love you
Disgustingly good level of quality. You've truly outdone yourself on this video
Respect for your high-quality work! But How is it possible to make a living off this channel? And pay your rent? I guess you're not alone and have a little team.
Are you secretly paid by Alibaba, the Chinese, aliens, Amazon or the Russians? Even with factor box sponsoring it doesn't add up to feed the family. Or does it?
Factor's business model is equally dystopian. Wagie slop cooked by God knows who, packaged in a toxic plastic box that you then microwave to destroy your hormones and fertility even faster. The box is also disposable, so that you can poison people that don't buy it by polluting the environment. Yummers.
The most absurd thing showed on this video is the idea that a Amazon Waerehouse labourer would move to corporate at any point
I did and I'm proud to have done it. Will hit 7 years of tenure next month. 3 years spent in the FC's.
Yes. Serf's never leave the land.
Its really easy actually if you work hard. My SO was offered manager within 4 months and then the other manager moved up to being a regional manager person
@@RichManSCTV0 "really easy"
>Describes an entirely luck based situation that depends on another person retiring from, dying in, or being promoted out of an extremely desirable position
Sure, buddy
@@Yixdynot true and it doesn’t even require hard work, yall make it sound like Amazon is impossible to move up in but a lot of bottom tier workers don’t even bother to try and apply. All you do is just pass an interview
3d animated intro goes absolutely insane WHATTTTTT !!!!!!! the videos entire production value is just top notch
:')
@slow_start it is genuinely near movie quality, absolutely amazing and i can't imagine how long it took to make and edit this
@@soyo1 EXACTLY
Get over yourself
Excellent comedic timing as well.
imagine a future where sitting outside in your garden means a constant stream of giant metal mosquitos buzzing by but at least you can get some earplugs delivered in 30min.
Ah, a capitalistic suburban hellscape.
Its brilliant. Here is $10 billion cash
Lol this guy thinks we'll have gardens or homes in the future.
@@cookieface80Some countries use "garden" to just mean "lawn".
@@youtubeuniversity3638 Yeah mine does. That's what I mean.
I don’t think I will have a property with a garden
The hypothetical amazon worker's anime wife not just being a throwaway gag and actually coming back at the end when he put on his VR goggles to go "home" was such an excellently Dark way of ending the video,
very entertaining and informative
I thought that was genius too
As an Amazon warehouse slave myself, this was a masterpiece. The editing alone put other content creators to shame. Just the dark humor I need to get me through this dystopian hellscape.
The only thing I think they got wrong was that any of the warehouses would have humans working in them in 30 years from now.
looks like i found another “barely uploads but when they do it’s the best video you’ve ever seen” channel
The AI algorithm found it for you, didn't it?
This literally the best video I've ever watched
It probably takes awhile to make proper videos
videos good and they barely upload ? put 2 and 2 together bro these take awhile to make.
It looks like something that needs to be shown at school
The 'cancel! cancel!' joke on the elevator was great
Dang, cancel culture strikes again
@@jedharrington6234 The liberals don't understand dark humor.
It’s more clever than you realize. He actually triggered my Alexa devices while watching, even on my TV it showed a response to what he said. And right as she’s waiting for a response, he says “cancel! Cancel!” And Alexa goes “request canceled.” Broke the 4th wall there
@@anomalousanimatesI'm sorry to break the news, but you've got brainrot if you view the world through your political biases like this.
@@maudiojunky relax liberals, it's called dark humor
Oh look a dystopian future where Mega Corporations can launch potentially AI driven drones from a mothership that can theoretically be made to track your exact location. I'm sure that technology won't be used against the people during a war!
That's just a slightly upgraded hellfire missile. Armies already use those against people.
the F-15 loaded with 28 JDAM 1000Ib bombs:
It will. Honestly the question is more if it gets used for anything else.
Third Corporate War mentioned 🗣️🗣️
No need for war for it to be used against minorities and to repress political dissent, which would be a pretty scary future even without war. Black mirror type shit
Worked at frito lay in the warehouse. We had an rf scanner and console on our forklifts. We had to scan when we picked up a pallet, when we got the pallet to the truck, then we had to type on the console that we were beginning to stack the boxes on the truck, had to type when we finished unloading, take the empty pallet board to the drop off spot and scan that we dropped it off, then go back and get another pallet of product, beginning the process again. Above the supervisors desk was a TV with all the employees names on it and their efficiency value (ev). You had to be above 65%. If you finished below you'd get a warning. 3 times in a quarter, a write up. And everyone got to see your ev, which would lead to shit talk as well. Fun times. Money was banging though, oh and bonuses were tied to your ev. Got Hella bank if you busted ass.
What's so interesting to me is how functionally insignificant details completely transform how people perceive ideas.
For example: in the "Human Transport Device", if the chicken-wire was replaced with something like plexiglass, the "scary dystopian cage" suddenly become "futuristic forklift".
Those details are indicative of the mindset, origin, and intent which birthed the idea, precisely because they are insignificant. Whether you use chicken wire or plexiglass, the worker inside will remain safe regardless, so from the perspective of the person designing it, it shouldn’t matter which one is chosen, but which one IS chosen indicates the sensibilities and mindsets of those who designed it, which is highly predictive of how that idea will be implemented in the real world and the impact that it will have on your life, hence why it impacted how well-received the idea is.
@@Phytocryst are you suggesting that it was designed specifically to imprison the operator?
It seems infinitely more likely that chickenwire is simply more cost efficient
@@zachdugan7320 no, I’m not.
Yes, chicken wire is more cost-efficient. That’s probably why it was chosen. But the fact that cost-effectiveness is prioritized at the expense of aesthetics essentially reflects the fact that the people who designed it also prioritize efficiency over beauty, and that they failed to see the value in sacrificing efficiency for beauty. This sends an important signal, because any organization with such a set of priorities will inevitably compromize human welfare in the pursuit of improved productivity. Hence, the one, seemingly superfluous signal is indicative of deeper, more meaningful information, which is why people subconsciously induce that information from the signal and thus react so extremely negatively to that signal, despite the fact that, from a naive perspective, the reaction to the signal may be regarded as irrational and disproportionate.
"If an intruder broke in your house they'd probably be at least somewhat hesitant to hurt a dog but with Astro well I'd take pleasure in it." Hard oof for the robot, and hilariously true.
"If an intruder broke in your house they'd probably be at least somewhat hesitant to hurt a dog" - not if its a police raid and they entered the wrong house by mistake. Then they'll shoot all the dogs they can find. They'll shoot your cat. Even your guinea pig, believe it or not, vaporised. They'll shoot the fish in the tank even. They feared for their life so it was justified.
So real
damn i agree entirely but when robo rights become a thing 52 years from now your robo boss is gonna pull this one up and i dont know if your gonna get that promotion anymore :(
Do Androids Dream of Electric Dogs?
I worked as a package handler at an Amazon facility back in 2020, only for a month though. I had to be clocked in at 4am. My first break would be at 8am, where I'd usually just fall asleep in my car and come back to the shift 15 min late. The looks I'd get from the higher-ups whenever I came back, you'd think I killed someone. Then back to scanning packages off a fast-moving conveyor belt for another 3 hours, till I'd clock out at 11am. Everyone was so disconnected, like you were simply a cog in the machine. My god that place was so depressing, not a single soul looked even remotely optimistic about their work. That's why I lasted a month, I just couldn't take it anymore
Looks really bad!
But people are still soooooo happy to shop there.
Convince ang prices...
Of course when it's the employees who pay the price.
Typical of warehouse work though. Doing the same thing might seem incredibly dull but it pays the bills. Millions of factory employees do that and experience worse in China.
You'd get fired for that at most jobs
@@williamkreth nah bruh, taking points for each minute late?
so you must be happy that they are replacing those jobs with robots, right?
I'm speechless. The editing was always top notch, but this is on a whole 'nother level. And the content itself is still great. Incredible stuff, king!
Thank you as always dude
A different level, another level entirely, etc. "Whole 'nother" = Stewie Griffin is sending you to jail
The team really nailed how to match irl lighting with the visual on the green screen. Never seen better, tbh, well done! I was gonna do something else while this was on but the production level got me.
That ending was absolutely genius, you really put a lot of effort in this video and it shows, I hope you the best.
You have stepped up your production quality my guy! As an ex amazon employee, you hit the nail on the head. They would use us as guinea pigsto test out whatever kooky bullshit some guy in an ivory tower thought would better productivity
My theory is when someone never been poor or they're rich for a long time that they forget their humanity.
@@stellviahohenheim Same with being poor and desperate. That'll cause someone to lose their humanity real fast too.
Always at the knife of the cubicle dwellers
you can always find another ware house to work in, you're the one that picked the job despite the reputation.
@@stefthorman8548 ohhhh I see you're a corpo bot
12:26 "People of the commonwealth do not interfere our intentions are peaceful,we are the brotherhood of steel!"
"Almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter" ⚠️☢️
Fallout 4 😂
Lmao
Lmao
I think this is actually the highest production quality RUclips video I’ve ever seen. Actually astonishing. Y’all better be proud of yourselves!
great ending, I shed a tear
nice, VR in the comments
As an Amazon Associate, I can confirm this video is completely accurate. SDF8 Blows.
I'm pretty sure that the closest a company has ever come to winning capitalism was the Dutch east India company. They basically owned a country or two, multiple massive islands, world trade dominance, a private military that was one of the largest in the world at the time. And they literally _invented_ office work.
Ps. The first office worker in human history hated it, and said he spent half his time doing nothing pretending to be busy, it's been an issue for hundreds of years.
I believe you regarding the first office worker and want to read more. What was his name, or that of the book/records on that? I'll google as well, but you randomly knowing suggests you may have read up and have better quality than a random google. It's fine if not!
@@phasein5413 would love to know too if you get any info! :)
that was either the VOC, basicly the start of capitalism.
as a dutchman, i would like to apologise
I looked it up, while they ceased production in 1799, their worth was $7.9 trillion in today's money. 4x the amount of Amazon.
I bet jeff bozo feels incompetent yet... that company lasted 200 years... Amazon turned 30 this year... only time will tell.
@@TheSpooker9000 nah dude, the Dutch rule
Whenever I think of evil patents I immediately think of that Xbox patent where they give you an ad and the only way to close out of it is to stand up for your camera, raise your arms, and proudly shout "McDonalds!" before you're allowed to continue watching TV.
Edit: Apparently the patent belongs to SONY.
Wtf lmao
I think that was a Playstation patent.
Would be funny if McDonald's ads were the only ones that did NOT need that exact keyword.
that would be the last words my tv would ever able to process before i rip its guts out and wire the panel to a hdmi cable. you might be able to record me, but you cannot stop me stabbing microphones - in a product i bought btw - with a hot soldering iron.
@@janzibansi9218 that might turn a "smart" TV "dumb" but it wouldn't change the signal coming from the console
When I'm in a high effort competition and my opponent is Slow Start:
lol
he shoulda got more views
I don't get it, you've just written that sentence with a colon at the end but where's the end of the joke? What do you do when in a high effort competition against slow start? Am I supposed to imagine the joke?
@@SWBGTOCthe joke is that he would obviously lose because slow start is the epitome of high effort. He could not compare
@@SWBGTOC The video is what goes after the colon.
I honestly can't like this video enough, the realistic dry humor and overall message is phenomenal.
About 15 years ago 1 person died and around 20 others were injured in a Amazon facility in the US. They were not allowed to hydrate properly, and the person that died had heat stroke. I know this for a fact because I worked for the company that was supplying the staff.
Proud to have been part of this 🙏
Congrats!! 3D animation is amazing 👏
You did such phenomenal job!!🎉❤
Amazing work this is incredible
Y’all did a great job! 🤘
Have you got an IG or personal page? Would love to see your other work
I rarely leave comments but this was possibly the most impressive youtube video I have ever watched. The production and editing is absolutely incredible as was the script writing and narrative.
I mean this is impressive, but there are fully animated shows on here made with full time staffs you just don't watch much youtube
Go watch whitepine
i definitely have to agree, this was informative, a interesting lil hypothetical timeline, and visually impressive all at once
Yh. Agreed. Informative and entertaining...
I am right here with you.
This is insanely well done man. The effort here is pretty much unseen in this field of RUclips. Can't wait to see this channel rise
Thank you shork!!
tee ef tu 🤑🇮🇴
@@LarkeyFactorial bless you
Never expected to see my piss jar hero here
Dude I love your style of editing, and keeping the viewer hooked! Very packed with information, but never a second of bore or disinterest. Please keep up the good work! We need more RUclipsrs like you!
found you randomly and i absolutely love your videos and the time and effort you pour into them! this was a crazy good watch
Work is wellness could have easily been out of 1984. Freedom is slavery.
War is peace. Ignorance is strength. Work is wellness.
Good is evil. Evil is good. Everything is inverted.
The inverted pentagram for example. The pentagram is a magical symbol which denotes the 5 elements in the shape of a human body or a STAR. In other words we are literally Stars symbolically speaking and scientifically speaking it is true we are made of star stuff. It all starts to make sense doesn't it?
Meanwhile the HEXAgram is a magical symbol associated with the physical reality itself and time, also associated with SATURN or Chronus the planet or god of time and the physical world and karma. Seen historically as a malevolant force.
Also SATAN = SATURN some suggest
And all ancient cultures either worshiped or feared the dragon across the world. They spoke of DRAGON GODS from the sky. IE alien repetlians that once ruled us and likely still do covertly.
@@PrinceoftheVioletFlame bruh
War can be a means to peace. Superior firepower can deter war from occurring at all.
@@cadennorris960 no it can not, war is never necessary, you've been brainwashed into thinking it is. Read 1984 is about you.
Blood is fuel
Humanity is dead
Hell is full
Imagine the Astro getting hacked and then starts to show horror movies to your toddler while constantly trying to face them with the freaking screen.
Ngl that would be funny af
@rcman1023 well, it would be funny in a comedy horror/thriller movie...
I HAVE A TODDLER?! WHOS MY WIFE
Astro: What is my purpose?
Jeff Besos: You tell your owner they left the stove on after leaving the house without actually being able to turn it off.
Astro: Oh my god...
Hence...the stairs
@@philhurslit7601hah, good one
C-UAS: What is my purpose?
Raytheon: You are an expendable, unmanned aircraft system, with the capability of operating in autonomous swarms.
C-UAS: "ΑLLAHU ACKBAR!"
u pass butter
OwO das cwazy
Apple has a patent on text rendering, not even a font, just a method of rendering. This is equivalent to copyrighting a pen you found on the floor.
no
no forced
Holy shit the quality of this production is insane. INSANE
Amazon is not the only soulless organisation. I work in a hospital, during the pandemic instead of actual support, they turned an empty board room into a "wobble room". Literally a room for us to cry in.......
I really hate the current world status.
oh my god
@@eltiolavara9it's not the world status. America just seems to be a lot more dystopian than most.
@@MrLennart1976 Yet doing better than many other countries.
@@kenlen8029 doing better than which countries? Certainly not better than other developed countries, and have been trailing behind the rest of the west for decades.
@@MrLennart1976 In terms of what specifically though?
The fact that I happened to be watching a bunch of Cyberpunk videos the past few days makes this video legitimate nightmare fuel cuz this is actually spot on for a cyberpunk dystopia
There arent many other videos/creators that are this funny, this talented, with this insane production! Dear algorithm, please do your thing for our boy, this is a million view video!
Thank you for your prayers
All hail the Algo Gods!
The dystopian absurdity of a sponsor segment in an scathing exposé of corporate unwellfare is almost hilarious
it's like a 2 minute sponsor in a 35 minute video that u can skip, cmon bro lol
I might be misinterpreting this comment but if it’s a dig- may I remind you that this creator too lives in a capitalist society and needs to make money, it is not hypocritical to make money whilst criticising the existence of the system. Moreover, he deserves to reap his benefits from this video. It clearly took enormous effort, creativity, and talent on a scale I rarely see on RUclips!
@RotAndRomanticism also it isnt hypocritcal to like capitalism, while also voicing concern and criticism of said system. Is it perfect, no not even vlose, but nor is ANY government or economical type.
Lol at the comments thinking that was a dig
Been around since a couple thousand subscribers, it’s been insane to watch the increase in video quality! This video looked amazing, and you are really growing into your own brand of humor!
"drone-based fullfillment center" that sounds like some Stellaris shit
probably part of the megacorp dlc
😂😂 yes!!!
The Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center
doohickey corp
One of the very few remaining channels on youtube I can earnestly say has true effort and talent put into it
Thank you!!!
The editing, costume, sets, digital sets, etc. are just off the chain! Really impressive level of quality here.
This is probably THE best video I've watched in a while. Please keep doing videos like this man. Loved it!
im in awe of the quality of this video. i havent thought of amazon besides the wagey cagey meme but the editing, animation and script has me hooked in watching. really good video.
Y'know, you could've cut out the "'s Patents" part, and the title would've been just as accurate.
Good job remwmbering the apoatrophe, most folks woulda forgot it.
TBH I'd prefer "Amazon's: A Dystopian Nightmare"
that apostorphe is barely noticeable visually
this might be the best editing ive ever seen in a commentary video
"if you're not on team bird, you're an op"
sub'd lol
You are CRIMENALLY underrated. The quality is insane
My man the effort you put into videos is a damn spectacle. Youre killin it!
You are my hero, Slow. Never fail to deliver: CGI set pieces, jokes, quips, and general education as always. Love the new production approach. Let me know when you stream again. I look forward to it.
Thank you for being here from day 1 Apostate. It's been a pleasure having you along for the ride.
There he goes again making a video with the quality of million subscriber with less then 200k. Supremely under rated. Bravo!
holy crap this is a main monitor worthy video
LOL
Yeah it really is. I stopped playing rocket league and made some food for it. Good shit.
That is high freaking praise my guy.
Me with only one monitor :(
Man this takes video essays to the next level!!!
I loved every moment of this video even tho its about a sad future, ur so funny amd the editing is spot on for it as welll
this dude's personality feels like truman made a youtube channel after he escaped the dome
One thing I certainly did not have on my bingo card for the next 10 years is a freaking Amazon blimp.
Max0r was protecting humanity by showing us how to destroy it in Ace Combat 7.
oh the lack of humanity
Dirigible or Airship is more appropriate.
@@elib9002But Blimp is funnier
reminds me of storks
I wish you uploaded more often but good lord. This was absolutely worth the wait. The quality of the details and animations is insane.
Well researched information paired with some devious comedy- this channel deserves to take off
This production value is INSANE
The production value of this video is insane. It baffles me that you don’t have ten times the subscribers yet. This was great.
The lighting and color grading to match the environments is top notch! Love the mix of high effort and casual commentary
This video has higher production quality than what Prime Video churns out.
Had to watch it twice the first was the content but as i went i realized i had to watch again to really appreciate the editing.
I wouldn't expect anything less from the man that created the Bionicle documentary. Really well done video, man. I look forward to your next vid in ~3 month's time!
My man, this is not only incredibly animated, but excessively creative, informative and funny as hell.
Absolutely a perfect video thag deserves way more attention!
3:13 Happy to know nekopara still exist in the future
Not to mention, he's got good taste
@@cyanide7389cinnamon though :(
I mean is not a bad ending if you can have an anime girl as your wife, so yeah, maybe working for Amazon is not that bad (at least in that future)
But in our future weeeell... Let's not talk about that
Delivery Blimp Warehouse is a whole new level of ... drop shipping
This video made me realize I'm old when you threw that disclaimer in for how shipping from online stores used to take awhile. I guess there really is people now who never experienced 2 weeks wait on a sweater from a cool store lol.
Pretty high production value too. Keep it up dude
I just wanted to say these videos are great. This is what I’m trying to emulate with my channel. The fact you’re doing this without a team is impressive
Your content is ludicrously underrated. We see the incredible hard work put into the editing and script man. You deserve a million subs, easy.
Your production value is so on point I had to subscribe😊
I feel like the drone program idea is a risk managers worst nightmare. Now every package has its own trip and god knows what thieves, saboteurs, and anarchists will do.
Ukraine is currently using su1cide drones that can take out *tanks.* And Amazon wants to put its inventory in giant blimps?
why are you afraid of anarchists lmao
Good, fuck them. They don’t deserve free money.
Prezzy card + an empty house + net = free drone parts
Idk how someone could watch this entire video and think that anarchists are the problem with the world.
This production is of insane quality. Terrific job!
I'm so glad I found this video and your channel. This was killer, please keep making more stuff like this, I'll watch every one :)
Where is Gen z getting their editing budget!?!?
Piracy
a slow start upload has made my week, and the week just started :D
I'm 100% sure this channel is how I got a recommend news article about bionicles returning in 2025
bionicles returning what
@@PipimiOdenour souls
Incredibly well made and presented. This is something every single person should see.
This is one of the most unexpectedly horrifying things I've ever seen
Damn dude, went from reviewing toys on a table to this. I'm impressed!
Keep up the great work!
my brain hurts thinking of how much effort this must have taken
How is this channel so undersubscribed? The production quality and the top-notch humour are worthy of millions of subscribers
Blown away by the editing quality man.. had to sub after seeing that you are somehow under 1 mil. Keep up the amazing work!
Incredible assets, effects, and production polish. Accompanied by worthwhile information coverage. Thank you for the effort expended to share Amazon's ideal future, I hope more people see it.
the only thing about this video that I don't like is that it ended. 10/10
The amount of effort that went into making this is insane. Killed it.
Well boys, he's finally back from the realms.
I have emerged from the depths of the Adobe suite to bring you another offering.
@@slow_start next vid about Adobe lol
Dude, amazing work! Absolutely love your editing skills and how informative the video was. Just after 3 minutes of watching this video subscriberd:)
Love the production behind this, so much skill and thought went into making an appealing video. Bravo
Wow. This would have been fantastic as a podcast with just the writing and delivery -- throwing in the CG interactions is Captain Disillusion-level cool.
This was better animated and more entertaining, not to mention much more informative than anything I watched on tv from 1998-2008
What dropped on TV in 2008? No judgement, I'm just curious what particularly dropped on TV in 2008 that was better than this?
I'm going to take a guess and say peak history and science channel docushows. You got to see triremes with catapults and flamethrowers in 2000's cg. It was pretty peak.
Dude, every second of this video has a lot of attention put into it. All of the editing, animations, the scripts and jokes. Huge respect, I always admired your editing, but this blew my mind. Really hope this gets at least a 1mi views.
Excellent video man , both entertaining and informative it helps get the information out
Majority of the people will not digest information without the entertainment factor and you’ve found the perfect mixture of both
Blessings 🙏
Wow. A lot of work went into this. Well done it's awsome
Bro! Your level of production is simply outstanding. Congrats 🙌
i sure do love living in a nightmarish dystopia!
Absolutely amazing dude, I can’t even begin to talk about how great this video is….
Actually one of the best videos I've seen on RUclips all year.
Well done, thank you!