I literally can't watch any unadulterated footage of him. It has to be x .5 if a short clip or x 2 for longer ones. It's the only way his voice is even remotely tolerable.
After that clip of him forgetting to turn off the camera after stream and watching him having a full conversation with himself, it actually makes sense now .
I Demand my Happy Meal Toy as the Weekly Reward.., OH wait.. I don't support Regards😂 Guess I have to get it myself, and you know what.., I can stuff the food in my own mouth.. DSP Felted!!🎉
He literally stayed up until more tips came in when he said he had to leave, guilt tripped his audience into tipping more, and then bailed immediately after he hit the goal. What a disingenuous gout ridden lying mouth drooling dunce this guy is.
Yeah it's sick. He keeps saying he didn't do anything wrong and he still had time to spend with his wife. But the fact is he didn't have AS MUCH time to spend with her as he planned because he was greedy and wanted to guilt trip people for 35 minutes to get them to tip him. He inarguably chose to go back on his word and spend more time on stream than spend that time with his wife like he said he was going to do. That's why he's so mad because he knows it's true.
This is the one thing that pisses me off the most about Phil. Nobody owes you anything. It's their choice whether or not they give you THEIR money. Guilt tripping them into donating makes you look like an ass and desperate.
He's such an ungrateful p rick. The reason "we" can't end the streak? Because we've hit it 80 streams in a row! You'd think he'd be thankful for that but he's not. He's just an entitled brat.
"I have never RQed any game!" "I have never played WWEC!" "I have never watched detractor's content!" "I have never issued any copyright strike!"....A habitual is always a habitual lair.
The podcast has become nothing but talking about the people he said he was going to ignore and not talk about. His actual fans will not ask any questions on purpose to try and speed it up but that means he will start talking about whatever to stall.
They have no control over me! They're saying I didn't spend time with muh waif! Yes I did! I did! I watched TV and we looked at our cat together! Like I can't imagine being dented enough to say this nonsense like it's a thing.
>Changes the schedule to send more time with wife >Doesn't get money >Scolds chat for not giving him money >Blames schedule change and chat not following it as reason he doesn’t get money >Stays later to get more money, nullifying the schedule change >Gets money, doesn’t send time with wife, treats it like a W You can't make this up, DSP is better at writing fiction than Shakespeare.
Love the absolute manchild voice tone when he's rambling about "You didn't spend time with your wife. Yes I did!". But trolls have no power over him. None. And that's supposed to make them seethe. Firstly, I don't anyone cares about having power over some manchild on the internet in the first place, DSP himself chooses to rent all this head space to random strangers online and how he appears to them, hence why he has to cope how he "had time to have fun with his cat" yesterday, which is supposed to be some massive W and a huge own over the evil trolls. This is peak comedy. Truly a resurgence is happening, but not the way DSP thought it would. He was getting stale and boring, but the salt recently has been amazing. Keep it up writers.
My favourite part was that he put it all on the shoulders of the people who didn’t show up. In Phil’s batshit insane universe, nobody has anything better to do ever.
Its funny the guy thinks of it as a win when we got a Vest streak style stalling for tips which is hilarious and Phil having to fake tip himself which is funny as well. And why would we care if it ends when he´s gonna restart it the day after anyways?
Imagine your waitress at a restaurant posting her tips goal on the wall…This valedictorian lives off the kindness of others and doesn’t even realize it.
At least a waitress is actually working, that's a hard job, and the tips should be dependent on her attitude and how good her work is in providing service to the tables she is taken care of. Phil just sit's there, plays video games sub par, bitches and moans all stream, makes that weird little fucking rat grunt noise he does and expects to make $150 by the end of it.
It's really fitting because his life, much like Family Guy, is a mostly fictional drama made up for our entertainment. Any adult would simply turn the webcam off, and get a real job
Call back to when he mentioned that he could be lying about every tip he's ever earned or the fact that following him on a spreadsheet shows he's faked tips numerous times.
100% he made that tip up. The thing about it is he actually thinks people like him. No one in his chat actually likes him. They all give him their money because they want to see him fail. They want to see him die and get pissed off in games and go off about how terrible he is at video games.
@@hitmanvr6 Heard that RTU was restreaming him as the fiasco despair begging overtime was underway, which makes it even more likely DSP faked the tip. His endless blood feud with his fellow lolcow is more than enough motivation for DSP to fake a tip so he doesn't have to take the L. There's no way DSP was gonna give that to RTU.
It's funny he actually thinks anyone likes him. Like he really thinks that there's anyone out there that really actually likes him. The only people giving him money are the people that need to suffer to survive.
The streak is a sign of his "defeat" he's held this streak to high regard, called it king's coffers, got a king animation, all related to his Kino Casino buttering up. The incident that he claims "made him relevant" again, and no longer made him the butt of the internet's joke. The streak was created because he was getting so much moeny from the KC viewers that he had a legit streak. If he loses the streak, it means his relevance is gone once more. Thats why he doesn't want to lose it, he wants that false sense of security. He's back to how he was, and he can't blame the detractors for not capitalising on that new popularity this time.
His narcissism is such that even his detractors have to be utterly consumed by their obsession with him rather than just casually trolling him during their leisure time or for the fun of it.
"If the streak ended last night, it wouldn't have been the end of the world" He definitely acted, stalled, and begged, like it was gonna be the end of his life 😂😂😂
Yeah he doesnt mind as it ends naturally but it never will since its either tha games fault, the schedules fault and the trolls will celebrate it ending and that pisses him off.
DSP is confusing success with just existing, which are beyond different. More people want him to exist and beg until the day he dies on stream, does he think that's success? Is success being know as a parasite to the FGC, The Guy who beat off on stream, the King of Hateful Slurs, or the guy who begged for over a decade?
His idea of winning is just that, refusing to concede. Even when everyone is pointing and laughing, so long as Phil in his mind refuses to quit, that is "winning."
DSP could literally be dying of a heart attack on stream getting covered in splooge by 5 Tyrones and he would still say hes successful if he has enough donations for WWECHAMPIONSSSS TIMEEEEE
He is winning, though. If anyone else made the amount of money he did they’d be rolling in it. The difference is that Phil blows it all on his gambling habit. That’s why I can’t watch him for extended periods. He makes insane bank by being a grovelling narcissist. It doesn’t matter that he spends it all on Hulk jpegs, he’s laughing either way.
That mention of RTU restreaming him 100% convinces me he did fake the tip in the end. That's more than enough motivation for DSP to fake the tip so he can have his "win", there's no way he could admit defeat and end the stream with the clown shoes streak ending with RTU laughing at him, he HAD TO avoid that L no matter what.
"Guys, do you actually think I would lie to you?" Confessed a few months ago about playing WWE, which he lied about literally hundreds of times, for years.
Things phil cant do successfully- 1 play games well or entertainingly. 2 check his mail. 3 run a buisness. 4 control his chat. Things phil can do. 1. Beg
copium overload from the pigroach, you can just tell he'll be yapping about last night's events for weeks, and btw the streak ended, that was the most obvious fake tip ever
16:27 "But according to the trolls it was like D-Day for me, it's the end, everything is over..." LMAO. Phil couldn't have picked a more self deprecating example to compare the ending of his dent streak than the event that marks the beginning of the end for the Nazis.
I didn’t believe the tip was fake at first but the more he talks about “I wasn’t ready for it to end” and “I think it’s going to end sometime this week” makes me think it was fake and we’re going to see a “graceful” bow at the end of the streak so he can “own da twolls” by not acting like a baby when it dies
Dudes sittin in a room alone lookin at a camera ranting.....I mean like how does he ever feel like he's winning when behind all of it, that is the reality
"They have absolute NO power, NO control and NO effect on my life" ~Guy who spends every single day of his life malding over the aforementioned "they".
The end of his Origami King playthrough perfectly showed that! Stalling the stream to get money, not getting it and acting like he's calm, but it's obvious that he's seething inside! ^-^
"People didn't know I changed my schedule." "I told people I was going to be out early in the last couple days." I guess he forgot most of his core audience can act and think for themselves. Clown.
I agree with your overall point and also accept that "success" can be defined in a few different ways. I'm not sure of the exact numbers, but Phil appears to make at least six figures a year. Not sure how much it was at his peak, but I've also seen estimates as high as $120-130k. If success is making money, Phil might actually occupy a weird position in the fabric of our reality - someone who succeeds in making money as a result of his failures everywhere else. It's a pathetic way to become "successful" because no amount of money will wash the stain of his toxic, moronic greed away.
That's his cope though is that somehow any successes he has enrages the trolls when, in reality, it just ensures further entertainment for his detractors. If he really wanted to deny them, he'd have to either change his personality or leave the Internet completely & we all know he won't voluntarily do either of those.
He has to literally announce and declare, “I’m winning! You’re losing!” Phil is saying the trolls have no power over him, yet every sponsor and business partnership he’s ever had has cut ties with him because of trolls telling them about Phil’s past. We have no effect on Phil, except every bad thing that’s happened to him is because of trolls. He contradicts himself every single stream
He kept mentioning how he can't stay late. That he needs and wants to go spend time with his wife. And while he kept reiterating this, he's stalling the stream. Effectively choosing to stay late to explain this point over and over. Dude makes no sense
I think DSP running or lifting anything would look 50x worse than wings or boogie. But he really believes he's buff and could do 25 pushups in 15 seconds
In what universe does someone like this get $300+ every day from the same people he's constantly disrespecting? He's right that detractors keep expecting events to be the final nail in the coffin for him, but somehow DSP is able to weather all of it. It doesn't matter how much he lies or how badly he treats others, dents will continue to financially support him. I just don't get it.
Hundreds of people tuned at the end of the stream for the most pathetic begging and guilt tripping to get 150 dollars, and they got it, you gave it to em. Gj phil. Also "I said I gotta get out here, and the tip came" yea after he said that like 10 times before, but he wouldn't tell you that
"Trolls have NO effect on me or my life", cute til he has to dangle "felting the twollz" as a selling point for hitting HIS goal. "I had lots of extra time with Khet", but on stream, she supposedly ALREADY went to bed without him. He sure loves retconning his life for us. But we hold no power over him. :)
Any streak has the following benefits (for the detractors) 1- Gives him something to beg and moan for more than usual when he sees the writing on the wall. 2- Bleeds the paypigs dry; anyone tipping Ackdolf doesn't deserve to have money (or happiness). 3- It disenfranchises the dents to donate more than the streak (limits the scope of their bootlicking). 4- If everything goes according to keikaku we will see him clown up Stellar Blade (without wasting a dime, detractors are realsies VIPs ). 5- Eventually the streak will end so we will get many funny video of Pigler blowing off a lot of steam on the whales. Is there any doubt we are effortlessly the sole beneficiaries of the streak??? We don't beg. We don't pay. We get everything.
This part at 7:40 is just crazy to me. He says, "enough idiots have talked about this (his schedule change) in the last 12 plus hrs that hopefully people got the msg." So is he calling his dents idiots or am I missing something here? And if he's referring to detractor channels, hes confirming his dents watch detractor channels. He's re+arded either way. 🤷♂️🤦♂️🐖🪳
I love that one of his Dents called Phil out for being salty about not hitting the goal, and naturally Phil lied and denied that he was getting upset. Now come today, when he finally admits that his mouth was overpowered with salt flavor all along. Lol. Keep producing that Copium, Phillip!
He stuck around over a half hour, and the whole time it was a begging fest and guilt tripping. No shame. Dude is so angry. Why is he hollering so much? What a tool. For a guy that doesnt say he lets detractors get to him he sure is angry, and super not chill. Sure Philbert, keep on coping. Plus, he is giving exactly what the Detractors want, and feeding right into it. He can't for once just realize that there is some truth to what the detractors say, and do some self reflection.
wow he's so successful. trolls are so mad, he is giving us no content anymore. he really felted me staying 45 minutes late staring at his paypal, crying about tips, guilt tripping, yelling at his viewers. you really showed me dave.
What I don't understand why phil changed his schedule because of his horse in the first place? Phil hasn't done that even once during their "marriage" as far as I know. Did khet threaten with divorce or something?
“i don’t make lahlcow kahntent” 😂😂😂🤣🤣 he’s become so bitter and so unhinged, and the worse he gets, the more convinced i am bankruptcy 2.0 arc is right around the corner. nothing but money can affect his greedy greedy emotions (make him extremely happy or extremely angry), and he’s been acting absolutely crazy lately.
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He has the most annoying whiney voice I've ever heard.
This is why his roommate gets piped by other guys and doesn't let him touch her. You think she wants to listen to him moan?
A voice for silent films and a face for radio. Double trouble babyyy
Right!? His voice sounds like the impression somebody would do to make fun of the "stereotypical nerd".
His testosterone levels have been destroyed by years of Doordash and gin.
I literally can't watch any unadulterated footage of him. It has to be x .5 if a short clip or x 2 for longer ones. It's the only way his voice is even remotely tolerable.
I like how Phil says "WE" hit "OUR" support goal, but it's none of YOUR business what he does with the money.
After that clip of him forgetting to turn off the camera after stream and watching him having a full conversation with himself, it actually makes sense now .
Bugs Bunny communism meme.
It's only 'we' when the goal isn't correctly achieved in good time, it's 'I' when the dents are stupid enough to achieve his goals early.
I Demand my Happy Meal Toy as the Weekly Reward.., OH wait.. I don't support Regards😂
Guess I have to get it myself, and you know what.., I can stuff the food in my own mouth.. DSP Felted!!🎉
@@afroahmed3989which clip was that? That sounds like something he would do
He literally stayed up until more tips came in when he said he had to leave, guilt tripped his audience into tipping more, and then bailed immediately after he hit the goal. What a disingenuous gout ridden lying mouth drooling dunce this guy is.
Yeah it's sick. He keeps saying he didn't do anything wrong and he still had time to spend with his wife. But the fact is he didn't have AS MUCH time to spend with her as he planned because he was greedy and wanted to guilt trip people for 35 minutes to get them to tip him. He inarguably chose to go back on his word and spend more time on stream than spend that time with his wife like he said he was going to do. That's why he's so mad because he knows it's true.
his audience is parasocial weirdos and they deserve all they get when they give him $
This is the one thing that pisses me off the most about Phil. Nobody owes you anything. It's their choice whether or not they give you THEIR money. Guilt tripping them into donating makes you look like an ass and desperate.
And in the end, this guy will never see what he's really like. In his micro-narcissist brain, he's always justified.
He's such an ungrateful p rick. The reason "we" can't end the streak? Because we've hit it 80 streams in a row! You'd think he'd be thankful for that but he's not. He's just an entitled brat.
“This has allowed me and my family to Dramatically improve our whole situation.”
Still hasn’t gotten Jasper his blood work.
Or that honeymoon
Or fix the toilet
Phil is still pretending he has a family? 😂
@@scorpion6328to him his cat really is his family
Or the gym membership
I lied for a decade about WWE champions but totally believe me when I say that I’ve never faked a tip!
"Even if I do it, it's none of your business!"
what does it matter if i lie dood 😂
"Who cares!" "I don't care!" "It doesn't matter!" "It has nothing to do with my stream!"...when he got caught lying.
"I have never RQed any game!" "I have never played WWEC!" "I have never watched detractor's content!" "I have never issued any copyright strike!"....A habitual is always a habitual lair.
No one cares that he lied for seven years and insulted people about it doood everyone loves him now
“Unless everyone gets in line” very normal things to say to your chat
His dents heard that and went “yess sir” on some nut shit lmao
Very pahsitive and meaningful content
Cult mentality
Phil is 1984, you do as big brother says or face the consequences.
BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED, GONE, FOREVER!
Stand in line, against the wall, hands behind your heads, pants down, wallets out.
"The detractors have no control over my stream! Now let me talk about them every day for an hour."
The podcast has become nothing but talking about the people he said he was going to ignore and not talk about. His actual fans will not ask any questions on purpose to try and speed it up but that means he will start talking about whatever to stall.
They have no control over me!
They're saying I didn't spend time with muh waif! Yes I did! I did! I watched TV and we looked at our cat together!
Like I can't imagine being dented enough to say this nonsense like it's a thing.
>Changes the schedule to send more time with wife
>Doesn't get money
>Scolds chat for not giving him money
>Blames schedule change and chat not following it as reason he doesn’t get money
>Stays later to get more money, nullifying the schedule change
>Gets money, doesn’t send time with wife, treats it like a W
You can't make this up, DSP is better at writing fiction than Shakespeare.
Love the absolute manchild voice tone when he's rambling about "You didn't spend time with your wife. Yes I did!".
But trolls have no power over him. None. And that's supposed to make them seethe. Firstly, I don't anyone cares about having power over some manchild on the internet in the first place, DSP himself chooses to rent all this head space to random strangers online and how he appears to them, hence why he has to cope how he "had time to have fun with his cat" yesterday, which is supposed to be some massive W and a huge own over the evil trolls. This is peak comedy. Truly a resurgence is happening, but not the way DSP thought it would. He was getting stale and boring, but the salt recently has been amazing. Keep it up writers.
My favourite part was that he put it all on the shoulders of the people who didn’t show up.
In Phil’s batshit insane universe, nobody has anything better to do ever.
Its funny the guy thinks of it as a win when we got a Vest streak style stalling for tips which is hilarious and Phil having to fake tip himself which is funny as well. And why would we care if it ends when he´s gonna restart it the day after anyways?
greentext with reddit spacing lol
DSP detractor video comment of the year.
Imagine your waitress at a restaurant posting her tips goal on the wall…This valedictorian lives off the kindness of others and doesn’t even realize it.
I always saw it as pity instead of kindness
Is it kindness? I really hope it's because they like making the pigroach dance.
At least a waitress is actually working, that's a hard job, and the tips should be dependent on her attitude and how good her work is in providing service to the tables she is taken care of. Phil just sit's there, plays video games sub par, bitches and moans all stream, makes that weird little fucking rat grunt noise he does and expects to make $150 by the end of it.
The liar who gaslit and lied to his audience for years. Is telling people he’s not lying about faking tips
The family guy intro always gets me 😂
It's really fitting because his life, much like Family Guy, is a mostly fictional drama made up for our entertainment. Any adult would simply turn the webcam off, and get a real job
“I’ve never made up a contribution, not once” LMAOOOOOOO
Call back to when he mentioned that he could be lying about every tip he's ever earned or the fact that following him on a spreadsheet shows he's faked tips numerous times.
100% he made that tip up. The thing about it is he actually thinks people like him. No one in his chat actually likes him. They all give him their money because they want to see him fail. They want to see him die and get pissed off in games and go off about how terrible he is at video games.
@@hitmanvr6 Heard that RTU was restreaming him as the fiasco despair begging overtime was underway, which makes it even more likely DSP faked the tip. His endless blood feud with his fellow lolcow is more than enough motivation for DSP to fake a tip so he doesn't have to take the L. There's no way DSP was gonna give that to RTU.
remember when he said that OMM may not have existed
“Sycophant followers”. Piggy has 4 people propping him up on a dying channel but thinks he’s important.
It's funny he actually thinks anyone likes him. Like he really thinks that there's anyone out there that really actually likes him. The only people giving him money are the people that need to suffer to survive.
The main whales just do it to be le epic trolls. Oic can’t stop talking trash about Phil, but he’s too much of an attention seeker to stop paypigging
The streak isn't about money. It's all about ego with him. Every time he hits the streak, he feels superior to his "detractors".
He doesn't hit the streak. He tips himself
Those anonymous tips at the absolute last minute are definitely, totally real.
The streak is a sign of his "defeat" he's held this streak to high regard, called it king's coffers, got a king animation, all related to his Kino Casino buttering up. The incident that he claims "made him relevant" again, and no longer made him the butt of the internet's joke. The streak was created because he was getting so much moeny from the KC viewers that he had a legit streak. If he loses the streak, it means his relevance is gone once more. Thats why he doesn't want to lose it, he wants that false sense of security. He's back to how he was, and he can't blame the detractors for not capitalising on that new popularity this time.
Oh make no mistake, it's about the money. The ego boost is a bonus.
For someone in a resurgence he certainly doesn't act like it.
Almost like there isn’t a resurgence at all.
House of cards starting to crash down.
People like him now 😂
The true resurgence is that he's become funny as shit salty pig-man again.
"Here's the thing...alright"
Correct?
@mooganify right? RIGHT!?
He says that when he’s about to lie
@@Ayylmaogoodsir "I'm gonna be honest with you"
"Which is what WE wanted, right??"
This is totally normal behavior from a 42 year old male human 😒
Chronologically he's 42, biologically, he's well into his 60's.
@@Nekros-t9eAnd mentally around 2-4.
The delusion should be studied in a classroom
Honestly, you could devote an entire college course on DSP
His narcissism is such that even his detractors have to be utterly consumed by their obsession with him rather than just casually trolling him during their leisure time or for the fun of it.
Man the monthly shareholders meeting is getting more and more degrading.
It's not even monthly. It's weekly. Hell, sometimes it's daily.
Nobody tunes in to see the streak end. They tune in to see your desperation.
Just like detractors troll him to get a reaction & he almost always delivers.
"If the streak ended last night, it wouldn't have been the end of the world"
He definitely acted, stalled, and begged, like it was gonna be the end of his life 😂😂😂
Yeah he doesnt mind as it ends naturally but it never will since its either tha games fault, the schedules fault and the trolls will celebrate it ending and that pisses him off.
You're on top form Memology😊
generational run
nothing like exchanging time with your own wife for extra stream minutes to "own the detractors"
DSP is confusing success with just existing, which are beyond different. More people want him to exist and beg until the day he dies on stream, does he think that's success? Is success being know as a parasite to the FGC, The Guy who beat off on stream, the King of Hateful Slurs, or the guy who begged for over a decade?
His idea of winning is just that, refusing to concede. Even when everyone is pointing and laughing, so long as Phil in his mind refuses to quit, that is "winning."
DSP could literally be dying of a heart attack on stream getting covered in splooge by 5 Tyrones and he would still say hes successful if he has enough donations for WWECHAMPIONSSSS TIMEEEEE
He is winning, though. If anyone else made the amount of money he did they’d be rolling in it. The difference is that Phil blows it all on his gambling habit.
That’s why I can’t watch him for extended periods. He makes insane bank by being a grovelling narcissist. It doesn’t matter that he spends it all on Hulk jpegs, he’s laughing either way.
@@BrazenScullWhat a long-winded way to say he's losing.
@@Ron_Jambo_ And what a long-winded way of saying you lack reading comprehension.
"YOU'RE ALL NUTS!" screamed the wide eyed lunatic lol
"It's none of your f-ing business if I want to tip MY money to myself!"
2:45 "Me and my family"
A cat, my dude? Have a real child before you start calling a couple with a pet "a family".
He is 1000% shooting blanks. Low T Burnell
Well that would take away from his business time to really have a family. Could u imagine the sleepless nights khet would have while dsp is gaming!
He had his son Derich, but he disowned him just like his brother John
@@cloudshines812 we saw how much time he spent on them lmao 🤣 he'd abandon that kid in a instant
Why is my big toe talking to me, and where did it get that ridiculous little wig? Am I even awake?
He do kinda look like a Toe with a gotee. Lmao 😂😂😂
A man fails, when he refuses to change.
He's giving himself even more mental illness with this streak nonsense 😂 the meltdowns are incredible.
He really is.
"I don't make lolcow content!" said the lolcow in the process of a 30minute long frothing lolcow content rant.
That mention of RTU restreaming him 100% convinces me he did fake the tip in the end. That's more than enough motivation for DSP to fake the tip so he can have his "win", there's no way he could admit defeat and end the stream with the clown shoes streak ending with RTU laughing at him, he HAD TO avoid that L no matter what.
Ironic how he just took an even bigger L by fake tipping honestly
"Guys, do you actually think I would lie to you?"
Confessed a few months ago about playing WWE, which he lied about literally hundreds of times, for years.
Things phil cant do successfully- 1 play games well or entertainingly. 2 check his mail. 3 run a buisness. 4 control his chat.
Things phil can do. 1. Beg
"I became mature"
*Makes scat jokes, tells his viewers to shut up, gets repulsed by sexual content in video games, etc.*
Don't forget making constant babbling noises and treating chair spinning and bubble blowing as serious milestones!
-_-
Never quit doing the family guy mansion open, no matter how many times I see it I still laugh so hard
copium overload from the pigroach, you can just tell he'll be yapping about last night's events for weeks, and btw the streak ended, that was the most obvious fake tip ever
I think it was real. Oic tipping under meaty boner checks out. He is sexually addicted to Phil’s begging
He’s never talking to his horse again. She cost him some pulls!
Draft horses are meant to be used to make money, not cost money!
Horse? That thing's more hog than a long fork Harley!
I like how he says we are down 80$ like it's our money.💰💰💰
16:27 "But according to the trolls it was like D-Day for me, it's the end, everything is over..." LMAO. Phil couldn't have picked a more self deprecating example to compare the ending of his dent streak than the event that marks the beginning of the end for the Nazis.
Big catch
Happy D-Day!
Detractor Day
I didn’t believe the tip was fake at first but the more he talks about “I wasn’t ready for it to end” and “I think it’s going to end sometime this week” makes me think it was fake and we’re going to see a “graceful” bow at the end of the streak so he can “own da twolls” by not acting like a baby when it dies
"My success" 😂😂😂
"I was having a great time... okay?"
Okay?
“Correct?”
correct
right?
right
Ya understand?
Dudes sittin in a room alone lookin at a camera ranting.....I mean like how does he ever feel like he's winning when behind all of it, that is the reality
"They have absolute NO power, NO control and NO effect on my life"
~Guy who spends every single day of his life malding over the aforementioned "they".
Chris-chan will have a real family before DSP.
Are we having a dent revolution?
I think they need some self-awareness for that lol
@@sp0nchy391That’s true.
They are still throwing cash at him, so it doesn't seem so.
More like a dent die-off, really. Even wheelchair bux dry up.
If this is what winning is supposed to look like, I can't wait to see what it looks like when he's actually losing.
Scorn incident.
The end of his Origami King playthrough perfectly showed that! Stalling the stream to get money, not getting it and acting like he's calm, but it's obvious that he's seething inside!
^-^
Lol "same 10 trolls" hasn't Phil even acknowledged in the past that detractors dwarf his actual audience?
“Unless everyone gets in line”.... It's not a cult guy's...
"People didn't know I changed my schedule."
"I told people I was going to be out early in the last couple days."
I guess he forgot most of his core audience can act and think for themselves. Clown.
Our girl kat got promoted to morning crew! Lol
Being an opener sounds like absolute cancer 😂
Retail promotions = we pay you about the same but you have to do 2x as much work
So lucky to have a husband who'll support her looking after their kids at home..
"The trolls can't handle my success." - what success exactly lmao? Dude is the prime example of how not to be successful, literally.
I agree with your overall point and also accept that "success" can be defined in a few different ways. I'm not sure of the exact numbers, but Phil appears to make at least six figures a year. Not sure how much it was at his peak, but I've also seen estimates as high as $120-130k.
If success is making money, Phil might actually occupy a weird position in the fabric of our reality - someone who succeeds in making money as a result of his failures everywhere else.
It's a pathetic way to become "successful" because no amount of money will wash the stain of his toxic, moronic greed away.
Ah yes the detractors were definitely crying when Dave went into overtime to beg for money it definitely wasn't hilarious
That's his cope though is that somehow any successes he has enrages the trolls when, in reality, it just ensures further entertainment for his detractors. If he really wanted to deny them, he'd have to either change his personality or leave the Internet completely & we all know he won't voluntarily do either of those.
Salivating for his streak to end? Who gives a shit if it ends or not? He is a habitual liar so it probably ended a while back
The schedule change is his new excuse for when he is not hitting the goals 😂😂😂
Did he really say he didnt stay around for 30 mins extra to beg it was to advertise? His delusions are off the charts😂😂
He has to literally announce and declare, “I’m winning! You’re losing!” Phil is saying the trolls have no power over him, yet every sponsor and business partnership he’s ever had has cut ties with him because of trolls telling them about Phil’s past. We have no effect on Phil, except every bad thing that’s happened to him is because of trolls. He contradicts himself every single stream
He kept mentioning how he can't stay late. That he needs and wants to go spend time with his wife. And while he kept reiterating this, he's stalling the stream. Effectively choosing to stay late to explain this point over and over. Dude makes no sense
14:00 He lied
Who thinks Kat really wanted to spend time with ol Phildo?
He already admitted he fakes tips when he said "how would you guys track my income, all the alerts for tips are done behind the scenes"
Ive been patiently waiting for the "tis the season" begs 😂
The amount of copium used is unfathomable. I get it's meant to be a joke, but if it was a real drug, Phil would be dead from an overdose lol
I would never treat my wife this way, because I genuinely love her. She comes first. Multiple times 😉
20 year anniversary coming soon!
God lmao imagine
Proof she comes ?
Give er 1fa me
Congrats on nearly 20 years!!
Im the same age as DSP, worked in trades my entire life. His body and face are embarassing. 😂
I think DSP running or lifting anything would look 50x worse than wings or boogie. But he really believes he's buff and could do 25 pushups in 15 seconds
Can't have the things you have? You don't have anything nobody wants 😂. I almost spit my drink out when he said this😂
He feeds the trolls more than Khet and Jasper put together and cant stop or ignore them.
And remember, no drama and he's done with trolls and RTU
In what universe does someone like this get $300+ every day from the same people he's constantly disrespecting? He's right that detractors keep expecting events to be the final nail in the coffin for him, but somehow DSP is able to weather all of it. It doesn't matter how much he lies or how badly he treats others, dents will continue to financially support him. I just don't get it.
14:37 Like how the WWE Champions stuff was "nuts" and a "conspiracy theory"? 😂
Hes a prisoner of his own greed
Notice he stops himself from saying money. Such a terrible manipulative liar
🐋🐋🐋 dropping like 🪰🪰🪰
It’s always everyone else’s fault, never his fault for being a boring “content” creator.
WORK LESS PAY ME THE SAME, NO, THAT'S BULLSHIT
you know when phil lies his lips move
Hundreds of people tuned at the end of the stream for the most pathetic begging and guilt tripping to get 150 dollars, and they got it, you gave it to em. Gj phil. Also "I said I gotta get out here, and the tip came" yea after he said that like 10 times before, but he wouldn't tell you that
Yeah he will do this every night to keep the streak alive. Bruh thats literately all he did during the vest streak, there was just so much OT.
"Trolls have NO effect on me or my life", cute til he has to dangle "felting the twollz" as a selling point for hitting HIS goal. "I had lots of extra time with Khet", but on stream, she supposedly ALREADY went to bed without him. He sure loves retconning his life for us. But we hold no power over him. :)
2:50 Phil should be the first Patiient in the "Imaginary Family Wing" of a Mental Hospital. 😄😄😆😆👍
Any streak has the following benefits (for the detractors)
1- Gives him something to beg and moan for more than usual when he sees the writing on the wall.
2- Bleeds the paypigs dry; anyone tipping Ackdolf doesn't deserve to have money (or happiness).
3- It disenfranchises the dents to donate more than the streak (limits the scope of their bootlicking).
4- If everything goes according to keikaku we will see him clown up Stellar Blade (without wasting a dime, detractors are realsies VIPs ).
5- Eventually the streak will end so we will get many funny video of Pigler blowing off a lot of steam on the whales.
Is there any doubt we are effortlessly the sole beneficiaries of the streak??? We don't beg. We don't pay. We get everything.
This part at 7:40 is just crazy to me. He says, "enough idiots have talked about this (his schedule change) in the last 12 plus hrs that hopefully people got the msg." So is he calling his dents idiots or am I missing something here? And if he's referring to detractor channels, hes confirming his dents watch detractor channels. He's re+arded either way. 🤷♂️🤦♂️🐖🪳
this man is on some industrial grade ultra ++ copium
The streak will end right before he has to play Stellar Blade.
Dents: "It was a good run, but the streak is over."
Phil: "We're done when I say we're done. Me! REEE!"
guys I can't handle phil's success I think I'm gonna pass away from seething too hard.
I love that one of his Dents called Phil out for being salty about not hitting the goal, and naturally Phil lied and denied that he was getting upset. Now come today, when he finally admits that his mouth was overpowered with salt flavor all along. Lol. Keep producing that Copium, Phillip!
No one was waiting for it to end. Everyone was waiting for the fake donation that magically always extends the streak and we got just that.
Lil bro thinks hes only got 10 trolls lol
the parasite complaining about the alms drying up unfair?
He can't stop himself from talking about durh detractors
He stuck around over a half hour, and the whole time it was a begging fest and guilt tripping. No shame. Dude is so angry. Why is he hollering so much? What a tool. For a guy that doesnt say he lets detractors get to him he sure is angry, and super not chill. Sure Philbert, keep on coping. Plus, he is giving exactly what the Detractors want, and feeding right into it. He can't for once just realize that there is some truth to what the detractors say, and do some self reflection.
LMAO isn't this the same guy who said he could be faking every tip? Now he want us to believe every contribution is real? Yeah right 🤣
“You’re all nuts”
Just like WWEC. No self awareness.
LMAO this guy thinks hes gonna RETIRE. HOW?!?!?! YOU DONT SAVE MONEY!!!!!!!!
wow he's so successful. trolls are so mad, he is giving us no content anymore. he really felted me staying 45 minutes late staring at his paypal, crying about tips, guilt tripping, yelling at his viewers. you really showed me dave.
One word - Ego.
That's right Phil choose money and games over the wife
What I don't understand why phil changed his schedule because of his horse in the first place? Phil hasn't done that even once during their "marriage" as far as I know. Did khet threaten with divorce or something?
It was a lie to get his "work" day over with quicker. He doesn't care about his wife one bit
She doesn’t want to spend time with him.
The streak will end when Dave says it ends!!!
This guy disgusts me
“i don’t make lahlcow kahntent” 😂😂😂🤣🤣 he’s become so bitter and so unhinged, and the worse he gets, the more convinced i am bankruptcy 2.0 arc is right around the corner. nothing but money can affect his greedy greedy emotions (make him extremely happy or extremely angry), and he’s been acting absolutely crazy lately.
I am forever baffled how he says lol with like eight syllables
@ for real 😂