"Because their profit model is the same as drug dealing outside of a middle school." THIS! THIS! This needs to be on a tee shirt and sent to every AAA game company executive. (Also, I'd like a shirt with this on it.)
@@BoleDaPole boohoo, the multimillion dollar company has to sell armor from 10 years ago for a third of an entire game because they cant just make the game 60 dollars like they used to cause they need EVEN MORE MONEY! Despite technology making the development of games even cheaper than it was when they were actually reasonable.
@@Rajeenik They already sell the gambling in the back alley outside, wouldn't be too big a jump. Give them smell o' vision and they'll sell the scent of Bobby Kotick's left toe nail for the low, low price of $68.7 billion. "Works like a charm!" -Phil Spencer
In Halo infinite the grappling hook melee thing is more powerful then many guns I will run around with a pistol the grappling hook and keep on yeeting crap at enemies also in the beginning you can get a tank cannon with infinite ammo it's absurd
The only thing more hilarious than grapple punching everything to death is to grab the skull that gives infinite ammo and turning everything to dust with the arcane sentinel beam
@@angrykid616 The cowbell and boom skull make it possible to kill almost every single enemy in one shot with the cindershot. You shoot it below their feet at the right angle and the projectile sucks them into the ground so hard it counts as a fuckton of fall damage. (You can oneshot every brute boss like this)
As a massive Halo Fan this is how I get so interested of playing it. Also returning to its roots and doing something special because of open world and grappleshot makes me want to play it even more.
@In your Momsass I mean Halo does it’s own thing in my point of view in fact Zeta Halo is a planet or ring world that has other missions to capture basses and other missions unlike Destiny and Cyberpunk at least Halo Infinites story and open world feels unique I know other games does open world too.
The grappleshot is fantastically overpowered and soooooo much fun to use. You can just Spider-Man around the map laying the pain to aliens and looking for hidden objects. It’s a different kind of Halo game, but that isn’t a bad thing.
It's not bad, but it's not great - it still doesn't compare to any of the Bungie Halo games. The game mechanics are great, but the story is just another "fight the Covenant, who are a little bit more red this time, and stop them from waking up another alien race from the past" that we got in Halo CE, Halo 4, and now Infinite. The open world is totally overblown. I completed every single objective besides getting skulls within 15 hours of gameplay, on Legendary, and there is literally nothing else to do in the game. The grappleshot is a great addition to the game though, but I don't think it's as good as how it has been implemented in other games like Doom Eternal, even though you can grapple onto more objects and get more use out of it.
@@mechcommander7876 Yikes that didn’t age well lol. Infinite died almost as fast as h4/h5 did. Not sure why they decided to try changing the gameplay a 3rd time when the last 2 flopped so bad. Maybe ppl liked the arena style halo play style that kept the past games alive for decades each? Nah… def make it like cod and doom… good idea
"I have seen the top of the mountain, and you will worship me as though I were a god! Ow! I regret nothing! I lived as few men have dared to dream!" -Red Zealot, Red vs Blue
I completed the Campaign on LASO already I bet people whine about saying “this game sucks” because they are not so good it’s funny Cod fanboys and people who hate this game won’t complete the missions that is the hardest lol
@@ProfessorEllenAnders infinite sucks because it's plot is garbage the open world is hollow and they got rid of half the guns and then got rid of all the characters they had. Like fr not a single scarab or none of the banished vehicles from wars? And spoiler Wheres the spirit of fire if they're bringing in the banished? Could've even used them to explain the infinite vehicles you can call in The grapple hook is fun though
did it though? the world is pretty bland and lifeless, and none of the "open world" missions are creative or memorable, only the combat. also most vehicles suck ass to drive on land so oof.
as someone that missed the entire franchise from the start, and has just spent months finally playing through the campaigns of the series, this is a lot to process and laugh about 🙃🤣
The original Honest Announcer guy passed away some time ago, but this is the first video I've seen that contains the spirit he upheld. You got me to laugh again - so thank you.
If you think the AR is arguably the worst gun in the game... you don't know how to use the AR. It's the ultimate wingman in any situation and a boss on its own if used correctly.
This didn't age well. They launched a live service free to play without the live service, almost a year later still less maps than every online halo has launched with, and the net code is a glitchy mess. Season 2 came with guns jamming
you know i was really worried this would be another "oh this game was perfect" review. but this was actually pretty accurate. nice to know i'm not the only one who hated the pilot and was disturbed by not Cortana's face
Echo 216 was such a whiney baby the whole game, it got repetitive and annoying. I don't think that added human connection/element was a bad idea but they couldve written him better and made his growth from being whiney/scared all the time to more brave a LOT quicker lol
@@ObilityX Well maybe not "brave" but at the same time he was extremely whiney and telling Chief not to do this this that the whole game and just overall complained lol. I personally didnt have a major problem or even dislike echo 216, I just think his complaining could've been tuned down a bit.
Halo Infinite is like Farcry 5, but instead of running around doing mindnumbing crap until you level up enough for a story encounter, you actually just do everything at whatever pace suits you.
@@ChazUBCS lol I loved him. There are some improvements I wish, but it was fun having a character who every mission is like “I have a bad feeling about this” [Arnold from Magic School Bus]
We only needed the grappling gun. Dash was nice against hunters. Threat sensor got used in like one level. But we mostly loved the whole batman with a gun thing.
The Dragon Age guy has inspired me to keep pushing for an Ace Combat Honest Trailer. I mean c’mon guys, it’s literally the series where the music from that lore meme comes from.
I think it's because Fernando was nothing more than a civilian engineer. He isn't used to the horrors of war so he doesn't thrive in it until he realizes that there are things bigger than his fear at the end of the game.
@@PackHunter117 I really hated when they called the Banished boring without elaborating more. They are probably one of the best things that have ever happened to halo.
Thank you for the Bionic Commando reference. I'm not particularly a fan of using the ability out of principle. lol It just legally incorporates how ridiculous / fun the "Sword Lunge" from Halo 2 could potentially be if you were good enough you could sword lunge from a rocket launcher's lockon and fling yourself out of maps. I believe a lot of players of that era would agree. 😎✌️BxR,
I would love to read a comic or book that has chief going to therapy and seeing if it would work or not. Is Chief fixable? Or is he truly broken? Or does he see it a different way, that it’s his purpose as a human?
@@superlumbagoman9370 the banished are basically the covenant but with none of the substance. With the only thing interesting about them is that there being lead by an above average monkey man that worf effected his way thru red team and chief. Then almost had his entire operation shat on by said Spartans and friends, because monkey man is too much of a glowing brain genius to properly finish his opponents off. I'm sorry, if you like the banished, that's fine, but they are extremely overrated.
I know it’s not a small thing to consider as a patch, but when “why would I use anything other than grapple hook?” is the reaction of literally everyone that plays it, shouldn’t they maybe consider patching in the ability to equip two gadgets at the same time somehow?
You forgot to mention that the best part of Halo Infinite was introduced in Just Cause 2 about a Decade ago, and perfected in Just Cause 3 about 5 years ago. we don't talk about Just Cause 4, they pulled a Mass Effect/Dragon Age 2 with that one.
"Because any minute you're using a different power, you're NOT using the Grappling Hook."
*Everyone Liked This*
Truer words have never been spoken before
I dont like this
I wished so much the grapple hook had its own button and the others were separate
yeah, because the game is designed goofy
Say that again on Legendary.
"Less like a bulldozer and more like a wrecking ball"
That was a good line. Compliments to the writer
“the next sequel will be about Master Chief grappling away from the therapy sessions and Space VA.” Bold of you to assume he could get an appointment.
OOF but yeah. Much respect for vets though.
“This injury was found to be non-service related”
'revenge of harambe' has me keeled over, absolute class
"Because their profit model is the same as drug dealing outside of a middle school."
THIS! THIS! This needs to be on a tee shirt and sent to every AAA game company executive. (Also, I'd like a shirt with this on it.)
Why do you want AAA game company exec to deal drug outside of middle schools ?
@@Rajeenik 🤦🤦
They're a company and need to make money. You want the devs to starve??
@@BoleDaPole boohoo, the multimillion dollar company has to sell armor from 10 years ago for a third of an entire game because they cant just make the game 60 dollars like they used to cause they need EVEN MORE MONEY! Despite technology making the development of games even cheaper than it was when they were actually reasonable.
@@Rajeenik They already sell the gambling in the back alley outside, wouldn't be too big a jump. Give them smell o' vision and they'll sell the scent of Bobby Kotick's left toe nail for the low, low price of $68.7 billion. "Works like a charm!" -Phil Spencer
That theme music will never leave your head!
I have the Halo 2 theme on my running playlist 🤣
@@aaronseidl5941 I had the Halo 1 theme on my phone.
@@claytonrios1 I love the electric guitar in the 2 theme lol
Correction: Halos theme music will never leave your Soul.
I thought it was The Warthog Run from Halo 3?
"kill has a non-zero chance of sending a former frat guy into a midlife crisis..." LOL!!!!!
In Halo infinite the grappling hook melee thing is more powerful then many guns I will run around with a pistol the grappling hook and keep on yeeting crap at enemies also in the beginning you can get a tank cannon with infinite ammo it's absurd
The only thing more hilarious than grapple punching everything to death is to grab the skull that gives infinite ammo and turning everything to dust with the arcane sentinel beam
@@angrykid616 The cowbell and boom skull make it possible to kill almost every single enemy in one shot with the cindershot. You shoot it below their feet at the right angle and the projectile sucks them into the ground so hard it counts as a fuckton of fall damage. (You can oneshot every brute boss like this)
Doesn't Doom already have grappling hooks?
The ghost is the most powerful gun and gun+vehicle combo in the Halo Infinite campaign. Don't change my mind
@@TimeYT OK but you're wrong
“While you do it to put yourself in the perfect spot to get killed immediately”
I felt that
Would you kindly make an Honest Game Trailer for Bioshock Infinite?
you think youre clever, dont you?
@@BaconEggnCheeze I'm not claiming to be. I just want them to review the game. They only did the original Bioshock.
@@Betta66 i was referring to the "would you kindly"
@@BaconEggnCheeze I know
I get it :)
"Other abilities that you sometimes use as you remember them."
Very honest.
Say, "My roommate's a squirrel. It has its own way of paying rent, and that's nuts."
"Space Cause 2" made me laugh so hard!
I wonder if they'll add the parachute as DLC
Funny enough I still have JC2 installed on my PS3. Maybe I'll revisit that.
"Why? Just 'Cause!"
(To steal a joke from Zero Punctuation.)
i love that they have a sense of humor and put craig in the game
As a massive Halo Fan this is how I get so interested of playing it. Also returning to its roots and doing something special because of open world and grappleshot makes me want to play it even more.
@In your Momsass I mean Halo does it’s own thing in my point of view in fact Zeta Halo is a planet or ring world that has other missions to capture basses and other missions unlike Destiny and Cyberpunk at least Halo Infinites story and open world feels unique I know other games does open world too.
The grappleshot is fantastically overpowered and soooooo much fun to use. You can just Spider-Man around the map laying the pain to aliens and looking for hidden objects.
It’s a different kind of Halo game, but that isn’t a bad thing.
@@mechcommander7876 indeed they said it’s a new Halo era
It's not bad, but it's not great - it still doesn't compare to any of the Bungie Halo games. The game mechanics are great, but the story is just another "fight the Covenant, who are a little bit more red this time, and stop them from waking up another alien race from the past" that we got in Halo CE, Halo 4, and now Infinite.
The open world is totally overblown. I completed every single objective besides getting skulls within 15 hours of gameplay, on Legendary, and there is literally nothing else to do in the game.
The grappleshot is a great addition to the game though, but I don't think it's as good as how it has been implemented in other games like Doom Eternal, even though you can grapple onto more objects and get more use out of it.
@@mechcommander7876
Yikes that didn’t age well lol. Infinite died almost as fast as h4/h5 did.
Not sure why they decided to try changing the gameplay a 3rd time when the last 2 flopped so bad.
Maybe ppl liked the arena style halo play style that kept the past games alive for decades each? Nah… def make it like cod and doom… good idea
Make an Honest Trailer for It Takes Two
This has to be the best trailer they've made in a while.
That’s not very difficult since its switch from ScreenJunkies to Fandom Games
nope
Loved that reference about bionic commando! That was a great game!
Only a few people know what's a bionic cammando
I'm surprised he got in mvc3 and mvci
Read your comment as he said it. Nice
I was thinking of BC as soon as I saw gameplay with the grappling hook.
I actually thought that was what they were going to call the Game at the end of the trailer.
I never guess right. 😓
"Its basically the same as drug dealing outside of a middle school"
Damn, that burns!
He's not wrong though
"You ever wondered why we're here? Thats one of life greatest mysteries, isn't it?"
-Red vs Blue
*mysteries
"I have seen the top of the mountain, and you will worship me as though I were a god! Ow! I regret nothing! I lived as few men have dared to dream!"
-Red Zealot, Red vs Blue
"I ONLY DRINK THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES!!!"
...
"and the occasional strawberry yoohoo."
Tucker did it
"Caboose, i don't think anyone likes you."
"........I like me......" ::D
Now do a Honest Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia
Say: “Moisture is the essence of wetness. And wetness is the essence of beauty.”
I agree I was surprised its as good as it is props to the 343 team for not being afraid to push back to make the game not suck 👍
i meaaaaaaaaaaaaan it kinda sucks
@@shaggyg7354 compared to vanguard and battle whatever they’re name is this year.. no. This is a blessing to gamers
Just because it didn't suck doesn't mean it was good
I completed the Campaign on LASO already I bet people whine about saying “this game sucks” because they are not so good it’s funny Cod fanboys and people who hate this game won’t complete the missions that is the hardest lol
@@ProfessorEllenAnders infinite sucks because it's plot is garbage the open world is hollow and they got rid of half the guns and then got rid of all the characters they had.
Like fr not a single scarab or none of the banished vehicles from wars?
And spoiler
Wheres the spirit of fire if they're bringing in the banished? Could've even used them to explain the infinite vehicles you can call in
The grapple hook is fun though
3:19 is so true! I'm not that far into the game, but every time I use an ability I use it and then immediately switch back to the grappling hook
I find myself double tapping "right" on the D-pad randomly just in case I switched to something else.
Can't be too safe!
I wasn’t sure how Halo would transition into open world bu it actually did VERY well
It's like Skyrim with guns in space
Sadly there are gonna be haters sigh. But hey, I really want to get it :D
@Kristopher Prime yeah, open worlds are always awesome :D, even though it takes much of your GB space though XD
@@FieldMarshall17 It’s literally just Far Cry in space.
It is nothing like Skyrim.
Keep trolling, little buddy ❤️
did it though? the world is pretty bland and lifeless, and none of the "open world" missions are creative or memorable, only the combat. also most vehicles suck ass to drive on land so oof.
Using the bandana skull to get rid of the grapple shots cooldown genuinely makes me feel like Spider-man.
😲 I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A THING!
Doom Guy is Master Chief's older brother from a different dimension.
Nice.
So no one's gonna question the long pause after 0:03 🤣?
Please say "I am the night. I am the vengeance. I am Taha." And thanks for such a great content.
I literally enjoy these vids 🤣
as someone that missed the entire franchise from the start, and has just spent months finally playing through the campaigns of the series, this is a lot to process and laugh about 🙃🤣
The longest prologue of a game in the gaming's history with an extra sprinkle in the last 2 minutes that actually feels like Halo.
The original Honest Announcer guy passed away some time ago, but this is the first video I've seen that contains the spirit he upheld. You got me to laugh again - so thank you.
Love how chief takes arguably the worst gun in the game into EVERY mission 😂
The AR in Infinite is no slouch!
Hey, the AR is THE Master Chief weapon. Don’t disrespect ma boy
Why show off the weapon when you can show off the skill?
No matter what the case, Chief is just Flexing on the Covenant/banished 😂
If you think the AR is arguably the worst gun in the game... you don't know how to use the AR. It's the ultimate wingman in any situation and a boss on its own if used correctly.
Would absolutely love to see one for Deep Rock Galactic lol
Rock and Stone!
For KARL!
It's Dwarfin' Time!
Leave no Dwarf behind!
I’m…. Ready…. For combat!……lemme at em! (Passes out)
The revenge of Harambe, killed me
There is probably a only a few who caught and understood that bionic commando reference.
0:35 "The emissary from Hell, Spider-Man!"
This didn't age well. They launched a live service free to play without the live service, almost a year later still less maps than every online halo has launched with, and the net code is a glitchy mess. Season 2 came with guns jamming
4:36 Mediocrity and Travesty sounds like a good name for a track on my next prog rock album.
Please say "There won't be another Honest Game Trailer if we don't stop the Banished."
“Pedro Pascared!” Instaclassic!!
😂🤣
you know i was really worried this would be another "oh this game was perfect" review. but this was actually pretty accurate. nice to know i'm not the only one who hated the pilot and was disturbed by not Cortana's face
Echo 216 was such a whiney baby the whole game, it got repetitive and annoying. I don't think that added human connection/element was a bad idea but they couldve written him better and made his growth from being whiney/scared all the time to more brave a LOT quicker lol
So you think Honest trailers are reviews? my friend you are watching comedy this are not game reviews
@@BernardoPC117 comedy is the art of making fun out of the truth lol
@@insomnia_7334 To turn brave wouldn't be very realistic considering what he went through but he starts to trust the chief alot more.
@@ObilityX Well maybe not "brave" but at the same time he was extremely whiney and telling Chief not to do this this that the whole game and just overall complained lol. I personally didnt have a major problem or even dislike echo 216, I just think his complaining could've been tuned down a bit.
I honestly can't wait for the DLC so we can see more Halo
I honestly can’t wait for them to finish the game
Halo Infinite is like Farcry 5, but instead of running around doing mindnumbing crap until you level up enough for a story encounter, you actually just do everything at whatever pace suits you.
Japanese Spiderman improves everything he appears in.
I can't wait for Across the Spider-verse since he has been confirmed for it since 2019
I love that grappling hook so much.
0:10 did anyone else notice that weird little delay? What’s that about?
d delay was done 2 sho d fact dat halo ws supposed 2 release around d tym of ps5 release but had 2 b delayed for 1 hol yr due to reasons
Please say: "Wow, I can't believe we haven't done an Honest Trailer on Stardew Valley yet." Then actually make an Honest Trailer on Stardew Valley.
You’ve written what I’ve been thinking for the past year
Tru
What in the world is a stardew valley
Please do an Honest Game Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia
Do it!
I'll slow clap for that Windows Vista Cortana gag. That's great.
"Revenge of Harambe" put a smile on my face.
"Oh yeah, its all coming together"
That Bane meme is friggin hilarious
The beginning part was weirdly long.
Honest trailer for Conker's Bad Fur Day!!!
Please say, “Toss a coin to your Witcher. Oh, Valley of Plenty. Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh.”
Ahhh, I loved Echo 216 and he's backstory.
He ducked
@@ChazUBCS 😂😂😂
@@heregoesfranklin5962 sucked lol
@@ChazUBCS lol I loved him. There are some improvements I wish, but it was fun having a character who every mission is like “I have a bad feeling about this” [Arnold from Magic School Bus]
@@heregoesfranklin5962 no, it’s annoying
The joke about business model cracked me hard. After so many years how do you do it man this awsome honesty.
We only needed the grappling gun. Dash was nice against hunters. Threat sensor got used in like one level. But we mostly loved the whole batman with a gun thing.
Batman with a gun wearing a refrigerator
The Dragon Age guy has inspired me to keep pushing for an Ace Combat Honest Trailer. I mean c’mon guys, it’s literally the series where the music from that lore meme comes from.
“Then upgrade the other abilities, when you sometimes remember them” 😭😂😂
1:44 How the hell could you call the Banished boring!? What the hell? Not sure how you could find Fernando annoying. The real draw is Campaign.
I think it's because Fernando was nothing more than a civilian engineer. He isn't used to the horrors of war so he doesn't thrive in it until he realizes that there are things bigger than his fear at the end of the game.
Some people don't like that. Takes away part of the power fantasy to humanize both Chief and Fernando.
@@burnttoast.2017 Alright
@@PackHunter117 I really hated when they called the Banished boring without elaborating more. They are probably one of the best things that have ever happened to halo.
Master Chief “dealing with the space VA”😂
4:15 Bro, you been watching me play, cuz that's exactly what happens to me. lol.
Thank you for the Bionic Commando reference. I'm not particularly a fan of using the ability out of principle. lol
It just legally incorporates how ridiculous / fun the "Sword Lunge" from Halo 2 could potentially be if you were good enough you could sword lunge from a rocket launcher's lockon and fling yourself out of maps.
I believe a lot of players of that era would agree. 😎✌️BxR,
Revenge of Harambe really got me
Gotta love the SUPAIDAMAN cameo
Thank you so much for calling it Space Cause 2. It seemed like I was only one ranting that they ripped off Just Cause.
Please say "Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing on that ship? Sir. Finishing this fight."
I would love to read a comic or book that has chief going to therapy and seeing if it would work or not. Is Chief fixable? Or is he truly broken? Or does he see it a different way, that it’s his purpose as a human?
“get bashed by the internet until you fix your bad ideas” nms in a nutshell
Wait is that honest trailers guy? He's voicing these again? Yay!!
"The boring aliens from halo wars 2" your not wrong.
That's literally the only part of the video I disagreed with.
@@superlumbagoman9370 the banished are basically the covenant but with none of the substance. With the only thing interesting about them is that there being lead by an above average monkey man that worf effected his way thru red team and chief. Then almost had his entire operation shat on by said Spartans and friends, because monkey man is too much of a glowing brain genius to properly finish his opponents off. I'm sorry, if you like the banished, that's fine, but they are extremely overrated.
Say: "Mm, I love this one. My old man gave it to me."
Now there is only Minesweeper left
"Dawm i almost choked on that
grape seed "
Me after choking on a grape while watching this video
you got me at "space VA"
0:00 Aw that's me :)
where would I be without Halo it made me an XBOX Gamer
“Revenge of Harambe… and CRAAAIG.” Ahahahahahaha!!!
The space va line killed me
Doom: **esists**
Bungie: "write that down, write that down!"
Doom: **adds grapplehook**
343i: "write that down, write that down!"
Alright, you got me at "Pedro Pascared"
Do a trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia
Say: “one day, in teletubby land. Tinky Winky got really trigger happy with his AK”
Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".
Bionic Commando.... that's one forgotten reference straight from the Phantom space
Just like how Chief was the Last Spartan
Halo was the Last Good Game of 2021
And it wasn’t even that good
@@firsttimehuh1266 it was
Please say "Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower"
Now we are at 3 generations of players putting balls on peoples faces, such a beautiful reality
"So pick up your holographic Waifu" 4:25
I know it’s not a small thing to consider as a patch, but when “why would I use anything other than grapple hook?” is the reaction of literally everyone that plays it, shouldn’t they maybe consider patching in the ability to equip two gadgets at the same time somehow?
Say "I watch a lot of anime and, trust me, you're gonna want some gun swords."
Loved the Bionic Commando reference.
3:32 the moment we all were hoping for...
You forgot to mention that the best part of Halo Infinite was introduced in Just Cause 2 about a Decade ago, and perfected in Just Cause 3 about 5 years ago. we don't talk about Just Cause 4, they pulled a Mass Effect/Dragon Age 2 with that one.
0:53
Remember
Craig
This game had so much potential but they ignored the gamers
Y’all remember when cortana was getting interesting than suddenly wasn’t? Pepperidge farm remembers.
Please say “I’m a little teapot, hear me FART!”