"Because their profit model is the same as drug dealing outside of a middle school." THIS! THIS! This needs to be on a tee shirt and sent to every AAA game company executive. (Also, I'd like a shirt with this on it.)
@@BoleDaPole boohoo, the multimillion dollar company has to sell armor from 10 years ago for a third of an entire game because they cant just make the game 60 dollars like they used to cause they need EVEN MORE MONEY! Despite technology making the development of games even cheaper than it was when they were actually reasonable.
@@Rajeenik They already sell the gambling in the back alley outside, wouldn't be too big a jump. Give them smell o' vision and they'll sell the scent of Bobby Kotick's left toe nail for the low, low price of $68.7 billion. "Works like a charm!" -Phil Spencer
In Halo infinite the grappling hook melee thing is more powerful then many guns I will run around with a pistol the grappling hook and keep on yeeting crap at enemies also in the beginning you can get a tank cannon with infinite ammo it's absurd
The only thing more hilarious than grapple punching everything to death is to grab the skull that gives infinite ammo and turning everything to dust with the arcane sentinel beam
@@angrykid616 The cowbell and boom skull make it possible to kill almost every single enemy in one shot with the cindershot. You shoot it below their feet at the right angle and the projectile sucks them into the ground so hard it counts as a fuckton of fall damage. (You can oneshot every brute boss like this)
As a massive Halo Fan this is how I get so interested of playing it. Also returning to its roots and doing something special because of open world and grappleshot makes me want to play it even more.
@In your Momsass I mean Halo does it’s own thing in my point of view in fact Zeta Halo is a planet or ring world that has other missions to capture basses and other missions unlike Destiny and Cyberpunk at least Halo Infinites story and open world feels unique I know other games does open world too.
The grappleshot is fantastically overpowered and soooooo much fun to use. You can just Spider-Man around the map laying the pain to aliens and looking for hidden objects. It’s a different kind of Halo game, but that isn’t a bad thing.
It's not bad, but it's not great - it still doesn't compare to any of the Bungie Halo games. The game mechanics are great, but the story is just another "fight the Covenant, who are a little bit more red this time, and stop them from waking up another alien race from the past" that we got in Halo CE, Halo 4, and now Infinite. The open world is totally overblown. I completed every single objective besides getting skulls within 15 hours of gameplay, on Legendary, and there is literally nothing else to do in the game. The grappleshot is a great addition to the game though, but I don't think it's as good as how it has been implemented in other games like Doom Eternal, even though you can grapple onto more objects and get more use out of it.
@@mechcommander7876 Yikes that didn’t age well lol. Infinite died almost as fast as h4/h5 did. Not sure why they decided to try changing the gameplay a 3rd time when the last 2 flopped so bad. Maybe ppl liked the arena style halo play style that kept the past games alive for decades each? Nah… def make it like cod and doom… good idea
I completed the Campaign on LASO already I bet people whine about saying “this game sucks” because they are not so good it’s funny Cod fanboys and people who hate this game won’t complete the missions that is the hardest lol
@@ProfessorEllenAnders infinite sucks because it's plot is garbage the open world is hollow and they got rid of half the guns and then got rid of all the characters they had. Like fr not a single scarab or none of the banished vehicles from wars? And spoiler Wheres the spirit of fire if they're bringing in the banished? Could've even used them to explain the infinite vehicles you can call in The grapple hook is fun though
"I have seen the top of the mountain, and you will worship me as though I were a god! Ow! I regret nothing! I lived as few men have dared to dream!" -Red Zealot, Red vs Blue
did it though? the world is pretty bland and lifeless, and none of the "open world" missions are creative or memorable, only the combat. also most vehicles suck ass to drive on land so oof.
The original Honest Announcer guy passed away some time ago, but this is the first video I've seen that contains the spirit he upheld. You got me to laugh again - so thank you.
If you think the AR is arguably the worst gun in the game... you don't know how to use the AR. It's the ultimate wingman in any situation and a boss on its own if used correctly.
Halo Infinite is like Farcry 5, but instead of running around doing mindnumbing crap until you level up enough for a story encounter, you actually just do everything at whatever pace suits you.
as someone that missed the entire franchise from the start, and has just spent months finally playing through the campaigns of the series, this is a lot to process and laugh about 🙃🤣
you know i was really worried this would be another "oh this game was perfect" review. but this was actually pretty accurate. nice to know i'm not the only one who hated the pilot and was disturbed by not Cortana's face
Echo 216 was such a whiney baby the whole game, it got repetitive and annoying. I don't think that added human connection/element was a bad idea but they couldve written him better and made his growth from being whiney/scared all the time to more brave a LOT quicker lol
@@ObilityX Well maybe not "brave" but at the same time he was extremely whiney and telling Chief not to do this this that the whole game and just overall complained lol. I personally didnt have a major problem or even dislike echo 216, I just think his complaining could've been tuned down a bit.
@@superlumbagoman9370 the banished are basically the covenant but with none of the substance. With the only thing interesting about them is that there being lead by an above average monkey man that worf effected his way thru red team and chief. Then almost had his entire operation shat on by said Spartans and friends, because monkey man is too much of a glowing brain genius to properly finish his opponents off. I'm sorry, if you like the banished, that's fine, but they are extremely overrated.
This didn't age well. They launched a live service free to play without the live service, almost a year later still less maps than every online halo has launched with, and the net code is a glitchy mess. Season 2 came with guns jamming
We only needed the grappling gun. Dash was nice against hunters. Threat sensor got used in like one level. But we mostly loved the whole batman with a gun thing.
The Dragon Age guy has inspired me to keep pushing for an Ace Combat Honest Trailer. I mean c’mon guys, it’s literally the series where the music from that lore meme comes from.
I think it's because Fernando was nothing more than a civilian engineer. He isn't used to the horrors of war so he doesn't thrive in it until he realizes that there are things bigger than his fear at the end of the game.
@@PackHunter117 I really hated when they called the Banished boring without elaborating more. They are probably one of the best things that have ever happened to halo.
@@ChazUBCS lol I loved him. There are some improvements I wish, but it was fun having a character who every mission is like “I have a bad feeling about this” [Arnold from Magic School Bus]
"Because any minute you're using a different power, you're NOT using the Grappling Hook."
*Everyone Liked This*
Truer words have never been spoken before
I dont like this
I wished so much the grapple hook had its own button and the others were separate
yeah, because the game is designed goofy
Say that again on Legendary.
"Less like a bulldozer and more like a wrecking ball"
That was a good line. Compliments to the writer
“the next sequel will be about Master Chief grappling away from the therapy sessions and Space VA.” Bold of you to assume he could get an appointment.
OOF but yeah. Much respect for vets though.
“This injury was found to be non-service related”
'revenge of harambe' has me keeled over, absolute class
"Because their profit model is the same as drug dealing outside of a middle school."
THIS! THIS! This needs to be on a tee shirt and sent to every AAA game company executive. (Also, I'd like a shirt with this on it.)
Why do you want AAA game company exec to deal drug outside of middle schools ?
@@Rajeenik 🤦🤦
They're a company and need to make money. You want the devs to starve??
@@BoleDaPole boohoo, the multimillion dollar company has to sell armor from 10 years ago for a third of an entire game because they cant just make the game 60 dollars like they used to cause they need EVEN MORE MONEY! Despite technology making the development of games even cheaper than it was when they were actually reasonable.
@@Rajeenik They already sell the gambling in the back alley outside, wouldn't be too big a jump. Give them smell o' vision and they'll sell the scent of Bobby Kotick's left toe nail for the low, low price of $68.7 billion. "Works like a charm!" -Phil Spencer
That theme music will never leave your head!
I have the Halo 2 theme on my running playlist 🤣
@@aaronseidl5941 I had the Halo 1 theme on my phone.
@@claytonrios1 I love the electric guitar in the 2 theme lol
Correction: Halos theme music will never leave your Soul.
I thought it was The Warthog Run from Halo 3?
"kill has a non-zero chance of sending a former frat guy into a midlife crisis..." LOL!!!!!
In Halo infinite the grappling hook melee thing is more powerful then many guns I will run around with a pistol the grappling hook and keep on yeeting crap at enemies also in the beginning you can get a tank cannon with infinite ammo it's absurd
The only thing more hilarious than grapple punching everything to death is to grab the skull that gives infinite ammo and turning everything to dust with the arcane sentinel beam
@@angrykid616 The cowbell and boom skull make it possible to kill almost every single enemy in one shot with the cindershot. You shoot it below their feet at the right angle and the projectile sucks them into the ground so hard it counts as a fuckton of fall damage. (You can oneshot every brute boss like this)
Doesn't Doom already have grappling hooks?
The ghost is the most powerful gun and gun+vehicle combo in the Halo Infinite campaign. Don't change my mind
@@TimeYT OK but you're wrong
“While you do it to put yourself in the perfect spot to get killed immediately”
I felt that
Would you kindly make an Honest Game Trailer for Bioshock Infinite?
you think youre clever, dont you?
@@BaconEggnCheeze I'm not claiming to be. I just want them to review the game. They only did the original Bioshock.
@@Betta66 i was referring to the "would you kindly"
@@BaconEggnCheeze I know
I get it :)
"Other abilities that you sometimes use as you remember them."
Very honest.
Say, "My roommate's a squirrel. It has its own way of paying rent, and that's nuts."
This has to be the best trailer they've made in a while.
That’s not very difficult since its switch from ScreenJunkies to Fandom Games
nope
i love that they have a sense of humor and put craig in the game
"Space Cause 2" made me laugh so hard!
I wonder if they'll add the parachute as DLC
Funny enough I still have JC2 installed on my PS3. Maybe I'll revisit that.
"Why? Just 'Cause!"
(To steal a joke from Zero Punctuation.)
Make an Honest Trailer for It Takes Two
As a massive Halo Fan this is how I get so interested of playing it. Also returning to its roots and doing something special because of open world and grappleshot makes me want to play it even more.
@In your Momsass I mean Halo does it’s own thing in my point of view in fact Zeta Halo is a planet or ring world that has other missions to capture basses and other missions unlike Destiny and Cyberpunk at least Halo Infinites story and open world feels unique I know other games does open world too.
The grappleshot is fantastically overpowered and soooooo much fun to use. You can just Spider-Man around the map laying the pain to aliens and looking for hidden objects.
It’s a different kind of Halo game, but that isn’t a bad thing.
@@mechcommander7876 indeed they said it’s a new Halo era
It's not bad, but it's not great - it still doesn't compare to any of the Bungie Halo games. The game mechanics are great, but the story is just another "fight the Covenant, who are a little bit more red this time, and stop them from waking up another alien race from the past" that we got in Halo CE, Halo 4, and now Infinite.
The open world is totally overblown. I completed every single objective besides getting skulls within 15 hours of gameplay, on Legendary, and there is literally nothing else to do in the game.
The grappleshot is a great addition to the game though, but I don't think it's as good as how it has been implemented in other games like Doom Eternal, even though you can grapple onto more objects and get more use out of it.
@@mechcommander7876
Yikes that didn’t age well lol. Infinite died almost as fast as h4/h5 did.
Not sure why they decided to try changing the gameplay a 3rd time when the last 2 flopped so bad.
Maybe ppl liked the arena style halo play style that kept the past games alive for decades each? Nah… def make it like cod and doom… good idea
"Its basically the same as drug dealing outside of a middle school"
Damn, that burns!
He's not wrong though
Loved that reference about bionic commando! That was a great game!
Only a few people know what's a bionic cammando
I'm surprised he got in mvc3 and mvci
Read your comment as he said it. Nice
I was thinking of BC as soon as I saw gameplay with the grappling hook.
I actually thought that was what they were going to call the Game at the end of the trailer.
I never guess right. 😓
Say: “Moisture is the essence of wetness. And wetness is the essence of beauty.”
I agree I was surprised its as good as it is props to the 343 team for not being afraid to push back to make the game not suck 👍
i meaaaaaaaaaaaaan it kinda sucks
@@shaggyg7354 compared to vanguard and battle whatever they’re name is this year.. no. This is a blessing to gamers
Just because it didn't suck doesn't mean it was good
I completed the Campaign on LASO already I bet people whine about saying “this game sucks” because they are not so good it’s funny Cod fanboys and people who hate this game won’t complete the missions that is the hardest lol
@@ProfessorEllenAnders infinite sucks because it's plot is garbage the open world is hollow and they got rid of half the guns and then got rid of all the characters they had.
Like fr not a single scarab or none of the banished vehicles from wars?
And spoiler
Wheres the spirit of fire if they're bringing in the banished? Could've even used them to explain the infinite vehicles you can call in
The grapple hook is fun though
"You ever wondered why we're here? Thats one of life greatest mysteries, isn't it?"
-Red vs Blue
*mysteries
"I have seen the top of the mountain, and you will worship me as though I were a god! Ow! I regret nothing! I lived as few men have dared to dream!"
-Red Zealot, Red vs Blue
"I ONLY DRINK THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES!!!"
...
"and the occasional strawberry yoohoo."
Tucker did it
"Caboose, i don't think anyone likes you."
"........I like me......" ::D
I wasn’t sure how Halo would transition into open world bu it actually did VERY well
It's like Skyrim with guns in space
Sadly there are gonna be haters sigh. But hey, I really want to get it :D
@Kristopher Prime yeah, open worlds are always awesome :D, even though it takes much of your GB space though XD
@@FieldMarshall17 It’s literally just Far Cry in space.
It is nothing like Skyrim.
Keep trolling, little buddy ❤️
did it though? the world is pretty bland and lifeless, and none of the "open world" missions are creative or memorable, only the combat. also most vehicles suck ass to drive on land so oof.
3:19 is so true! I'm not that far into the game, but every time I use an ability I use it and then immediately switch back to the grappling hook
I find myself double tapping "right" on the D-pad randomly just in case I switched to something else.
Can't be too safe!
Doom Guy is Master Chief's older brother from a different dimension.
Nice.
The original Honest Announcer guy passed away some time ago, but this is the first video I've seen that contains the spirit he upheld. You got me to laugh again - so thank you.
The longest prologue of a game in the gaming's history with an extra sprinkle in the last 2 minutes that actually feels like Halo.
Using the bandana skull to get rid of the grapple shots cooldown genuinely makes me feel like Spider-man.
😲 I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A THING!
Now do a Honest Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia
0:35 "The emissary from Hell, Spider-Man!"
So no one's gonna question the long pause after 0:03 🤣?
There is probably a only a few who caught and understood that bionic commando reference.
Please say: "Wow, I can't believe we haven't done an Honest Trailer on Stardew Valley yet." Then actually make an Honest Trailer on Stardew Valley.
You’ve written what I’ve been thinking for the past year
Tru
What in the world is a stardew valley
“Pedro Pascared!” Instaclassic!!
😂🤣
The revenge of Harambe, killed me
Please say "There won't be another Honest Game Trailer if we don't stop the Banished."
Please say "I am the night. I am the vengeance. I am Taha." And thanks for such a great content.
I literally enjoy these vids 🤣
Would absolutely love to see one for Deep Rock Galactic lol
Rock and Stone!
For KARL!
It's Dwarfin' Time!
Leave no Dwarf behind!
I’m…. Ready…. For combat!……lemme at em! (Passes out)
0:00 Aw that's me :)
4:36 Mediocrity and Travesty sounds like a good name for a track on my next prog rock album.
Love how chief takes arguably the worst gun in the game into EVERY mission 😂
The AR in Infinite is no slouch!
Hey, the AR is THE Master Chief weapon. Don’t disrespect ma boy
Why show off the weapon when you can show off the skill?
No matter what the case, Chief is just Flexing on the Covenant/banished 😂
If you think the AR is arguably the worst gun in the game... you don't know how to use the AR. It's the ultimate wingman in any situation and a boss on its own if used correctly.
Halo Infinite is like Farcry 5, but instead of running around doing mindnumbing crap until you level up enough for a story encounter, you actually just do everything at whatever pace suits you.
as someone that missed the entire franchise from the start, and has just spent months finally playing through the campaigns of the series, this is a lot to process and laugh about 🙃🤣
you know i was really worried this would be another "oh this game was perfect" review. but this was actually pretty accurate. nice to know i'm not the only one who hated the pilot and was disturbed by not Cortana's face
Echo 216 was such a whiney baby the whole game, it got repetitive and annoying. I don't think that added human connection/element was a bad idea but they couldve written him better and made his growth from being whiney/scared all the time to more brave a LOT quicker lol
So you think Honest trailers are reviews? my friend you are watching comedy this are not game reviews
@@BernardoPC117 comedy is the art of making fun out of the truth lol
@@insomnia_7334 To turn brave wouldn't be very realistic considering what he went through but he starts to trust the chief alot more.
@@ObilityX Well maybe not "brave" but at the same time he was extremely whiney and telling Chief not to do this this that the whole game and just overall complained lol. I personally didnt have a major problem or even dislike echo 216, I just think his complaining could've been tuned down a bit.
Japanese Spiderman improves everything he appears in.
I can't wait for Across the Spider-verse since he has been confirmed for it since 2019
Thank you so much for calling it Space Cause 2. It seemed like I was only one ranting that they ripped off Just Cause.
I honestly can't wait for the DLC so we can see more Halo
I honestly can’t wait for them to finish the game
I love that grappling hook so much.
"Oh yeah, its all coming together"
"Revenge of Harambe" put a smile on my face.
"The boring aliens from halo wars 2" your not wrong.
That's literally the only part of the video I disagreed with.
@@superlumbagoman9370 the banished are basically the covenant but with none of the substance. With the only thing interesting about them is that there being lead by an above average monkey man that worf effected his way thru red team and chief. Then almost had his entire operation shat on by said Spartans and friends, because monkey man is too much of a glowing brain genius to properly finish his opponents off. I'm sorry, if you like the banished, that's fine, but they are extremely overrated.
That Bane meme is friggin hilarious
This didn't age well. They launched a live service free to play without the live service, almost a year later still less maps than every online halo has launched with, and the net code is a glitchy mess. Season 2 came with guns jamming
I'll slow clap for that Windows Vista Cortana gag. That's great.
The joke about business model cracked me hard. After so many years how do you do it man this awsome honesty.
Please say, “Toss a coin to your Witcher. Oh, Valley of Plenty. Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh.”
“Then upgrade the other abilities, when you sometimes remember them” 😭😂😂
We only needed the grappling gun. Dash was nice against hunters. Threat sensor got used in like one level. But we mostly loved the whole batman with a gun thing.
"Dawm i almost choked on that
grape seed "
Me after choking on a grape while watching this video
Say "I watch a lot of anime and, trust me, you're gonna want some gun swords."
4:15 Bro, you been watching me play, cuz that's exactly what happens to me. lol.
Please do an Honest Game Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia
Do it!
The Dragon Age guy has inspired me to keep pushing for an Ace Combat Honest Trailer. I mean c’mon guys, it’s literally the series where the music from that lore meme comes from.
1:44 How the hell could you call the Banished boring!? What the hell? Not sure how you could find Fernando annoying. The real draw is Campaign.
I think it's because Fernando was nothing more than a civilian engineer. He isn't used to the horrors of war so he doesn't thrive in it until he realizes that there are things bigger than his fear at the end of the game.
Some people don't like that. Takes away part of the power fantasy to humanize both Chief and Fernando.
@@burnttoast.2017 Alright
@@PackHunter117 I really hated when they called the Banished boring without elaborating more. They are probably one of the best things that have ever happened to halo.
Please say "Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower"
Revenge of Harambe really got me
Master Chief “dealing with the space VA”😂
Please say "Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing on that ship? Sir. Finishing this fight."
0:10 did anyone else notice that weird little delay? What’s that about?
d delay was done 2 sho d fact dat halo ws supposed 2 release around d tym of ps5 release but had 2 b delayed for 1 hol yr due to reasons
Now there is only Minesweeper left
Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".
“get bashed by the internet until you fix your bad ideas” nms in a nutshell
Ahhh, I loved Echo 216 and he's backstory.
He ducked
@@ChazUBCS 😂😂😂
@@heregoesfranklin5962 sucked lol
@@ChazUBCS lol I loved him. There are some improvements I wish, but it was fun having a character who every mission is like “I have a bad feeling about this” [Arnold from Magic School Bus]
@@heregoesfranklin5962 no, it’s annoying
The beginning part was weirdly long.
Please say "it's num noms big boy!"
Alright, you got me at "Pedro Pascared"
Wait is that honest trailers guy? He's voicing these again? Yay!!
POV: you checked the bar at the beginning because you weren’t sure the video stopped playing.
Say " Double Kill! Triple Kill! Overkill! Unfriggenbelievable! "
Say: “one day, in teletubby land. Tinky Winky got really trigger happy with his AK”
Say: "Mm, I love this one. My old man gave it to me."
Gotta love the SUPAIDAMAN cameo
"So pick up your holographic Waifu" 4:25
Now we are at 3 generations of players putting balls on peoples faces, such a beautiful reality
Honest trailer for Conker's Bad Fur Day!!!
Please say “I’m a little teapot, hear me FART!”
Revenge of Harambe… I’m dying!
0:56 Craig memes were funny tho🤷🏽♂️😂
Where is the soundtrack from 0:58 from?
I recognize it from somewhere
“Revenge of Harambe… and CRAAAIG.” Ahahahahahaha!!!
"Master Chief's Darkest Hour... circa 2553"
The Halo chant is the background noise in my head.
Say "Baby, you've got a stew going!"
That's not flying that's swinging with style.
you got me at "space VA"
The space va line killed me
Oh hey, Jon's back on the game trailers!
That’s so funny that everyone roasted them for that low poly guy that you see for like half a second.
Revenge of harambe really cracked me
3:32 the moment we all were hoping for...