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  • @littlerichie874
    @littlerichie874 18 дней назад +985

    Finally, an honest car salesman.

    • @timhinchcliffe5372
      @timhinchcliffe5372 16 дней назад +10

      Beat me to it. 😂

    • @yourmomlovespenis
      @yourmomlovespenis 15 дней назад

      😅

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 15 дней назад +7

      About as rare as an honest lawyer.

    • @SteelKokopelli
      @SteelKokopelli 15 дней назад +6

      They're extinct now. 🦕

    • @rapmastac1362
      @rapmastac1362 12 дней назад

      Definitely check out “Used Cars” movie from 1980, it’s like a movie length version of this commercial.

  • @JerGervasi
    @JerGervasi 13 лет назад +1633

    Clearly an outtake after the 'REAL" commercial was filmed. But I'm glad someone saved it!

    • @stevecosi
      @stevecosi 3 года назад +138

      Indeed, the "freeze frame" at the end was probably actually the last frame of the film, which lets us know they were probably rolling out the extra film (audio on a separate system).
      When filming-- and it looks as though the amount on the roll not gonna provide enough time to safely do another take-- instead do a joke take (or a random high frame rate take, for slow mo) till it fully rolls out, then get somewhere pitch black to cap it & load new film. We used to do it all the time with similar 16 mm commercials and shorts. Sorry I waited 9 years to reply lol

    • @notoriousbastards11
      @notoriousbastards11 2 года назад +38

      just like the outtake from an early 90s Ford truck commercial, it's full of cursing, and I died laughing

    • @philipdefibaugh5683
      @philipdefibaugh5683 3 месяца назад +36

      I used to have this on vhs but was in black and white. Yes, this was an outtake, but funny as hell!

    • @rooster1012
      @rooster1012 21 день назад +9

      @@baird5776mullet 1968.

    • @danweyant4909
      @danweyant4909 20 дней назад +6

      ​@baird5776mullet and that is why he said " just like " . Words mean things.

  • @mdhpiper
    @mdhpiper 2 года назад +728

    I trust this guy more than the last car salesman I spoke with.

    • @tonyt8805
      @tonyt8805 Месяц назад +14

      $1,866.00
      5 years...$100.00 a month 😲 🙈 😟

    • @apurugganan
      @apurugganan 16 дней назад

      But he's dead
      (j/k)

    • @TheBirdFlu666
      @TheBirdFlu666 7 дней назад

      I want to buy a car from him. But I want one of the ones he had on that lot from back then!
      Too bad I can't.

  • @jasonstefani8276
    @jasonstefani8276 17 дней назад +375

    That Country Squire though.
    Now THAT was a station wagon.

    • @RyshusMojo1
      @RyshusMojo1 16 дней назад +11

      Many "accidents" happened in the back.

    • @tangofett4065
      @tangofett4065 16 дней назад +14

      The OG Family Truckster!

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 15 дней назад +3

      ​@@tangofett4065 have you seen the real CW Griswold? Car and all?

    • @bbeard32
      @bbeard32 14 дней назад +11

      @@tangofett4065if you think you hate it now, wait till you drive it

    • @tangofett4065
      @tangofett4065 14 дней назад +1

      @@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 lol naw

  • @benthead
    @benthead 3 года назад +675

    Now this is the kind of auto salesmen that I want to see today on T.V.

  • @johnhouchins3156
    @johnhouchins3156 26 дней назад +474

    If you knew who Ralph Williams was, you would know that this was a Public Service Announcement!

    • @rideitlikeyoustoleit7640
      @rideitlikeyoustoleit7640 21 день назад +65

      By the time I saw his ads, the dealership was in his wife's name because he was barred by the state from selling cars. Instead he was just the "pitchman"

    • @TheRealDrJoey
      @TheRealDrJoey 20 дней назад +67

      I remember Ralph, and his successor, Cal Worthington. My fave Cal Worthington quote was, "We do our own financing, so we can do whatever we want..."

    • @raygunsforronnie847
      @raygunsforronnie847 19 дней назад +34

      And he was the inspiration for The Fire Sign Theater parody "Ralph Spoilsport Motors." Ah, living in California back in the day...

    • @rumo1086
      @rumo1086 19 дней назад +21

      I grew up on Firesign Theater records my dad would put on. Hilarious and on par with Monty Python

    • @BlackKaweah
      @BlackKaweah 18 дней назад +18

      He was also the pitchman for Felony Ford, oops I mean Friendly Ford, in Huntington Beach.

  • @jbortega1178
    @jbortega1178 14 дней назад +71

    My uncle was a Korean war vet AND a used car salesman.... choked me up cause he talks EXACTLY like him... they had that real gift of gab...RIP UNCLE HERB

  • @veeavakian3284
    @veeavakian3284 4 месяца назад +203

    You can hear laughter in the background at the end. They were goofing around. I doubt this particular commercial aired, but I do remember the legit ones.

    • @peterp2153
      @peterp2153 18 дней назад

      Wow, you’re brilliant. You figured out all by yourself that a commercial where the guy talks about fucking you over, fucking, getting fucked, fucks, sons of bitches, and prostitutes didn’t air on 1968 network television? Genius.

    • @patmandew22
      @patmandew22 10 дней назад +2

      IF, and that's a big if, it somehow made it to air, the got HEAVILY FINED by the FCC

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 9 дней назад +7

      ​@patmandew22 The FCC would have gone nuts.. 😂😂 Even today they would fined him into bankruptcy.. I highly doubt this made it to air.. 😂

  • @notahuman369
    @notahuman369 6 лет назад +415

    I want to go back in time just so I can buy this fucking car.

    • @mgman6000
      @mgman6000 23 дня назад +16

      Well it was like 18k back then not cheap at all I paid $800 for a 61 t bird in 68 and $1200 for my wife's 65 mustang convertible in 72
      So he was being honest in saying he is going to screw you

    • @seththomas9105
      @seththomas9105 23 дня назад +10

      Fuck yea!

    • @johnnymnemonic69
      @johnnymnemonic69 20 дней назад +1

      All of them

    • @1SqueakyWheel
      @1SqueakyWheel 20 дней назад +5

      ​@@mgman6000That country squire was no 18k back then. Did I misunderstand what you were referring to?
      This Wagon is awesome, btw. My mom had one when I was a child. This is one of the absolute coolest looking wagons ever!

    • @mgman6000
      @mgman6000 20 дней назад +4

      @1SqueakyWheel it was equivalent to 18 k now I don't think there were too many 18k car back then even a Cadillac was about 5k

  • @dougmontgomery1868
    @dougmontgomery1868 8 лет назад +450

    I don't care if it aired or not. This is a sidesplitter.

    • @spikespa5208
      @spikespa5208 24 дня назад +18

      "Don't worry about the equipment" Don't worry about the nail scratches on the hood from Storm.

  • @williamgottlieb8723
    @williamgottlieb8723 24 дня назад +211

    I have a habit of checking Google maps whenever I see or hear an address in an old piece of media, and this location is now an Enterprise Rent-A Car.

    • @dddevildogg
      @dddevildogg 21 день назад

      345 El Camino Real,
      San Bruno, CA, 94066
      Victory Honda

    • @dntfrthreapr
      @dntfrthreapr 19 дней назад +20

      im a better person now for knowing this

    • @madcyril4135
      @madcyril4135 19 дней назад +10

      @@dntfrthreapr
      From u.k.
      And so you should be!
      I’m a nosey sod myself!🧐

    • @erickchurch5390
      @erickchurch5390 19 дней назад +9

      I checked and it’s a Honda dealership…

    • @broughmar
      @broughmar 19 дней назад +3

      Me too!

  • @samiam9008
    @samiam9008 20 дней назад +136

    Inside the heart of every car salesman, that we never see.

  • @-GRAVESITE-
    @-GRAVESITE- 19 дней назад +43

    That’s a man with integrity.

  • @kingboagart899
    @kingboagart899 19 дней назад +211

    Dad loaded the family into our 66 Tempest first thing on a Saturday morning in 1972 to buy a 70 Challenger that Ralph was advertising on his late night commercial for $1266. The salesmen tried everything they could do to hide the car and sell dad something else, but he found it parked about a block away and came back and menaced the sales manager until he finally succumbed and sold it to him. $1266 plus tax and license for an R/T with a pistol grip 4 speed. Thanks for the great memory!

    • @xoxohonna
      @xoxohonna 19 дней назад +6

      Yes! I remember the late night commercials. A cheaper rate for the little guys to plug their businesses.

    • @snowywelsh
      @snowywelsh 19 дней назад +8

      I understood nearly all of that.

    • @arcade85_
      @arcade85_ 18 дней назад +2

      Cool car. 383 or 440?
      Cool dad.

    • @kingboagart899
      @kingboagart899 17 дней назад +4

      @@arcade85_ I was too young to know that kind of stuff, just thought that the pistol grip 4-speed and the RT on the grill was pretty darn cool!

    • @soulsunderseige4946
      @soulsunderseige4946 17 дней назад +17

      $1266. You gotta love inflation. The days when everyone could get a job and afford a car, home, food.

  • @johnhoward3042
    @johnhoward3042 17 дней назад +86

    The wagon had 1866 on the windshield. I’m glad someone saved it.

    • @annabellelee4535
      @annabellelee4535 16 дней назад +14

      and it only costs 100 dollars a month for five years or $6000. LOL. Over 4100 in interest.

    • @bufordtjustice8630
      @bufordtjustice8630 13 дней назад +14

      Back in 98 I bought a 65 dart for $1100. Mostly mint with the slanty. In the glove box I found the owners manual, the warranty page, and the ORIGINAL window sticker from 65. Optional am super radio plus $15. Rear seat belts removed minus $20. Sticker price new $1699. Selling it was a mistake made in 06.

    • @tcoradeschi
      @tcoradeschi 10 дней назад +3

      @@bufordtjustice8630 sounds about right. We had a 65 Valiant. The optional (bigger) slant six, heavy duty suspension and heater. $2000 bucks out the door, IIRC.

    • @Antney946
      @Antney946 2 дня назад +1

      Finding parts for that "fucking car" is next to impossible these days.

  • @wallochdm1
    @wallochdm1 24 дня назад +74

    Great spoof real. You can hear the crew laughing in the background. He's actually right on the money.

  • @batrider63
    @batrider63 18 дней назад +71

    Reminds me of a Twightlight Zone episode where a used car dealer bought a possessed car and could never tell a lie after that. 😂

    • @nerdy355
      @nerdy355 15 дней назад +6

      Yes, just aired the other day on METV with Jack Carson!

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 15 дней назад +2

      Saw that episode and the car was sold on the cheap to a Russian politician.

    • @Conradlovesjoy
      @Conradlovesjoy 15 дней назад

      I never liked Twightlight Zone

    • @mitchellcampbell9242
      @mitchellcampbell9242 14 дней назад +8

      @@Conradlovesjoythis tidbit really helped propel the thread forward

    • @RossMalagarie
      @RossMalagarie 12 дней назад

      with out his ability to lie and make 8x profits he must have went out of business in less than 1yr? NO! He just made a reasonable amount of profit and committed self delete, (avoiding RUclips censors),

  • @jeanesingsjazz
    @jeanesingsjazz 15 дней назад +24

    I actually remember this guy on TV when I was a little girl. This is hilarious. This is the dictionary definition of an honest commercial.

  • @stephenbyrd8295
    @stephenbyrd8295 23 дня назад +263

    Puts me in the mind of that early 80's curt russell movie "Used cars" . Funny shit!!

    • @owensomers8572
      @owensomers8572 22 дня назад +24

      That may have been inspired by someone who saw this footage, "Miles of Cars!"🤩

    • @Freddy_Confetti
      @Freddy_Confetti 20 дней назад +12

      That’s a classic

    • @TheRealDrJoey
      @TheRealDrJoey 20 дней назад +14

      I was a projectionist for many years, and I was a film booker when Used Cars came out. It was the funniest movie ever made.

    • @robertroach5255
      @robertroach5255 20 дней назад +2

      I’ll have to check that movie out. “The Goods” is probably the car sales movie of late that I can remember.

    • @philherrick7319
      @philherrick7319 20 дней назад +4

      Airport Lanes
      Best salad bar in town

  • @MrGoog-ty2hi
    @MrGoog-ty2hi 17 дней назад +36

    Holy s*&#! This is the best f÷@%ing sales pitch I ever saw!

    • @lukenheimer8190
      @lukenheimer8190 14 дней назад

      Unlike many other posts here, at least you covered parts of the expletives! Thank you for showing some class.

    • @Mrfallouthero
      @Mrfallouthero 8 дней назад

      ​@@lukenheimer8190 Dis de fukn internet boi, git rite, or gtfucko

    • @lukenheimer8190
      @lukenheimer8190 8 дней назад

      @@Mrfallouthero We BOTH have a right to our own opinions.

    • @randolfo1265
      @randolfo1265 4 дня назад

      No s#!t! That's f÷@king integrity!

  • @Fleetwoodjohn
    @Fleetwoodjohn 21 день назад +25

    Hearing the guys in the background laughing makes it even better! 🤣

  • @duramaxman8242
    @duramaxman8242 2 года назад +80

    This reminds me that movie "Used Cars" from the 80's

    • @Kohntarkosz
      @Kohntarkosz 2 года назад +15

      "We are literally blowing the living shit out of high prices"

    • @kencarney6667
      @kencarney6667 Год назад +2

      Me too! Anyone with any
      common sense would know
      this thing is fake. Yeah, TV
      was becoming more liberal
      with the use of expletives
      but not that much.

    • @d33j4ybf
      @d33j4ybf 24 дня назад +10

      One of my faves and released 44 years ago tomorrow in 1980...

    • @JosephJohnson-kg5yr
      @JosephJohnson-kg5yr 19 дней назад +1

      "I'M Fuchs god dammit"😮

  • @Realtime24-l6v
    @Realtime24-l6v 18 дней назад +18

    This may very well be the funniest fucking minute and a half of my goddamn day.

    • @exvan3571
      @exvan3571 17 дней назад +1

      Check out "Irish Wanking Bankers - An Irishman Abroad"
      Same truth telling w/hilarity

  • @crosslink1493
    @crosslink1493 24 дня назад +84

    Hah! I remember Ralph Williams, one of the most crooked car salesmen ever. His commercials were all over the TV when he was selling cars in Southern California. He got fined big-time for crooked car deals, eventually got run out of Washington and California for his shady shit.

    • @harleydude-xo8pu
      @harleydude-xo8pu 21 день назад +12

      Reminds me of Cal Worthington

    • @joe67tro
      @joe67tro 21 день назад +11

      ​@@harleydude-xo8pu And his dog, Spot!

    • @TimeinSep
      @TimeinSep 19 дней назад +4

      "If you need a car or truck..."

    • @123bentbrent
      @123bentbrent 18 дней назад

      @@harleydude-xo8pu I could sell you a car for a dollar down and a dollar a month if I wanted to.

    • @MoultrieGeek
      @MoultrieGeek 17 дней назад +4

      @@harleydude-xo8pu I remember watching Cal's adverts in Phoenix sometime in the late 70's after he got run out of California. What a....not stable person. "I'll stand on my head and eat a bug".

  • @sebtonz1
    @sebtonz1 19 дней назад +96

    Truer words were never spoken. Remember, seeing this with my dad and he couldn't stop laughing. Priceless!

    • @kiowa1508
      @kiowa1508 17 дней назад +5

      In your dreams only…this never appeared on American television

    • @corey-bird3489
      @corey-bird3489 15 дней назад

      Here are truer words typed: Vulgarity is no substitute for wit or marketing.

    • @xman777b
      @xman777b 7 дней назад

      another liar.

  • @user-ip3ej4hj6f
    @user-ip3ej4hj6f 22 дня назад +23

    I remember in the 80"s when I was walking by his dealership in Huntington Beach watching as the FBI raided his place. That was the last of Ralph.

  • @2steaksandwiches665
    @2steaksandwiches665 Год назад +86

    Mad men style. This guy is old school bad ass. You can’t do this shit anymore.

    • @JeffreyEpstein-f6y
      @JeffreyEpstein-f6y 24 дня назад +10

      I can do whatever I want.

    • @bretthess6376
      @bretthess6376 18 дней назад +1

      Yes, I can.

    • @dmrr7739
      @dmrr7739 17 дней назад +7

      Well, it couldn’t really “leak” back then. There was no internet, no tv station would ever broadcast it. It would probably be passed around by broadcast folks for a chuckle, as intended.

    • @2steaksandwiches665
      @2steaksandwiches665 17 дней назад +2

      @@dmrr7739 I like the f yo u Baltimore one !

    • @HelghastStalker
      @HelghastStalker День назад

      @@2steaksandwiches665 You mean Big Bill Hell's?

  • @Trish.Norman
    @Trish.Norman 2 года назад +25

    This came up in my feed. I am glad it did. This was hilarious!!!

  • @alabamaal225
    @alabamaal225 20 дней назад +23

    _Take a [expletive] car like this - a 1966 Ford Country Squire 9-passenger station wagon. Don't worry about the equipment - think of all the fun you can have in the back._
    Financing a $1866 wagon at $100/month for five years! That's an APR of 61.03%! (Remember, this was in the late sixties, when someone who made $5,000/year was doing fairly well.)
    And, no - the commercial never appeared on any TV broadcast.
    The pitchman on the video was Chick Lambert, with his dog Stormy. (Actually, Stormy was a stage dog rented for the commercials.) At his peak Ralph Williams had 23 car dealerships ranging from Seattle to LA. Particularly in southern California, William's ads in the mid-sixties to the seventies were ubiquitous; so much so that Johnny Carson brought him to national celebrity.
    Ralph Williams didn't end well. In the seventies, Williams ran into deep legal trouble for, among other things, misrepresenting sales contracts, rolling back the odometers on his used cars, and defrauding Ford Motors. Williams lost all his dealerships; many of which were acquired in the late seventies by Cal Worthington (who himself flooded the airways with his own car ads).

    • @321snoot
      @321snoot 16 дней назад +4

      Thanks for the history lesson!

    • @krashd
      @krashd 14 дней назад +1

      According to many of the other comments around here, and the fine gentleman in the clip, Williams was a prick.

  • @harrisonwestphall2381
    @harrisonwestphall2381 Год назад +72

    AN honest man. We need more like him.

  • @user-rk5db6ss6k
    @user-rk5db6ss6k 6 дней назад +2

    I remember the Ralph Williams and the Cal Worthington commercials.
    I had a 1966 Ford Country Squire station wagon just like that one when I was in high school. I made a pretty cool hot rod out of it. Cruised Van Nuys Boulevard every Wednesday night in it. Some good times in that car back then.

  • @bvalenz
    @bvalenz 4 года назад +31

    This guy went on to be GM of the Houston Astros sometime in the mid 90s

  • @tstahler5420
    @tstahler5420 24 дня назад +17

    Truth in advertising, it's a beautiful thing. 😂

  • @HootOwl513
    @HootOwl513 21 день назад +36

    I had a 1960 Ford Country Sedan wagon. [My first car.] BBF V8. The Gas Gauge was synchronized to the Speedometer. As the Speedo needle went up, the Fuel indicator went down.

    • @xaenon
      @xaenon 20 дней назад +1

      A 1960 Ford wagon with a Pontiac engine? I'd like to see THAT build sheet at the factory.

    • @HootOwl513
      @HootOwl513 20 дней назад +1

      @@xaenon Oh, no. I mis-guessed the displacement. It was a Big Block Ford of less than 400 CI. As a high school kid w/o an afterschool job, it burned more gas than I could afford.

    • @longbowshooter5291
      @longbowshooter5291 19 дней назад

      My friend back long, long ago had a 58 Ford Fairlane with a 454 police interceptor engine, and 2 four barrel carbs. Ya wanna talk watching the speedometer needle go up as the gas needle goes down?
      He'd toss a $20 on the floorboard in front of me and tell me if I can pick it up before he hits 100 I could keep it. I could not bend over from the acceleration.

    • @HootOwl513
      @HootOwl513 19 дней назад +2

      @@longbowshooter5291 My Dad had a '73 Lincoln with a 460 BBF. I used to run a '67 Chevy K/10 Suburban with a ['78] 454 BBC. Don't remember what kinda mileage the Lincoln got, but it was a tuna boat... The Sub, I called White Fang because it had a big dog's appetite for gas. 6 City, 8 Highway.
      Did your friend's Fairlane have a Chevy engne?
      I know Chevy/GM engines of the '60s and '70s. Not up on other makes. Chevy's 292 was an L6. Ford's 292 was a V8. Lots of quirky details that over half a century later get clouded.

    • @longbowshooter5291
      @longbowshooter5291 18 дней назад

      @@HootOwl513 As far as I can remember it was a Ford engine. That was a long, long, LONG time ago.

  • @marktaft
    @marktaft 9 дней назад +2

    "5 Years at $100 a month, you can't get even" 🤣He killed me with that line.

  • @angrytater2456
    @angrytater2456 15 дней назад +4

    There was a car dealer in the Charlotte area named Louis F. Harrelson that did cheap commercials like this with his dog on the hood on a car. In each commercial, he would say, "Hi, Spot". This just reminded me of that, sorry for going down memory lane.

    • @sidecar7714
      @sidecar7714 12 дней назад +1

      He was convicted on federal charges for falsifying loan documents.

    • @angrytater2456
      @angrytater2456 12 дней назад

      @@sidecar7714 Yep, I read up on it.

  • @davidbaise5137
    @davidbaise5137 25 дней назад +10

    A California Institution! Thanks for this!

  • @midnightrider7648
    @midnightrider7648 17 дней назад +4

    what a great world this would be if we had commercials like this.
    👍😃

    • @321snoot
      @321snoot 16 дней назад +1

      Yeah, truth in advertising would be refreshing!

  • @onmyworkbench7000
    @onmyworkbench7000 11 дней назад +1

    That is TRUTH IN ADVERTISING, that's the way ALL commercial should be presented.

  • @boostergold9160
    @boostergold9160 7 лет назад +23

    Wow! I never saw this commercial... then again during the 70s I lived in SoCal and this looks like something that would have aired locally up North. Wow! That was hilarious.

    • @tartgreenapple
      @tartgreenapple Год назад

      It was an outtake, never aired: ruclips.net/video/vh3Di3LY6Ns/видео.html

    • @vigilantobserver8389
      @vigilantobserver8389 8 дней назад

      Cal Worthington he isn't! "GO see Cal, go see Cal..."

  • @n6a6me6jebus
    @n6a6me6jebus 13 дней назад +3

    Rest in peace dude you had a hell of a sense of humor wish I could have hoisted one or two with you sir RIP

  • @ccstandridge
    @ccstandridge 17 дней назад +4

    5 years, $100 a month! We need those types of terms again.

    • @Bandboxxer-v3n
      @Bandboxxer-v3n 17 дней назад +4

      That's 6 grand for a $1866 car, LOL.

  • @Revbone450
    @Revbone450 15 дней назад +2

    That dealership is now a Honda dealer.

  • @edwardwong654
    @edwardwong654 6 дней назад +1

    This guy worked harder on the bloop than he did on the real commercial! Reminds me when George on Seinfeld was working harder at keeping his unemployment benefits than getting a real job.

  • @keithmccormack6248
    @keithmccormack6248 14 дней назад +10

    “Let’s make a deal or I’ll club this baby seal!”
    - UHF

  • @baronvonlichtenstein
    @baronvonlichtenstein 2 года назад +25

    Commercials are not run live. No one would air this. They would lose their FCC license. But it could have been the greatest commercial of all time.

    • @diaperjoeisaped1723
      @diaperjoeisaped1723 28 дней назад

      You were still a spot in your
      daddy's underwear when this ad ran. Now get back to your crib!

  • @danaeads919
    @danaeads919 16 дней назад +2

    I miss the style of the commercials from the late 1960s and 1970s.

    • @mildredpierce4506
      @mildredpierce4506 16 дней назад +2

      Cal Worthington did this type of commercial up until the 90s.
      The catch phrase was “here’s Cal Worthington and his dog spot“ but spot was never a dog. It was always some other animal.
      Cal Worthington at dealerships mostly in Southern California
      ruclips.net/video/8hT2oP--NSU/видео.htmlsi=56f4E6PMSXzUqUyh

    • @danaeads919
      @danaeads919 15 дней назад

      @@mildredpierce4506 Yes! I loved his jingle "Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal." At least one of big cats that portrayed "Spot", a tiger, has retired and is living at the big cat rescue in Dunlap, California. A number of their rescues were formerly used in the entertainment industry.

  • @mjproebstle
    @mjproebstle День назад +1

    I trust this guy more than any politician right now

  • @muffs55mercury61
    @muffs55mercury61 Год назад +6

    LOL!!! This is funny. I remember Ralph Williams when I used to visit relatives in southern California. All of his prices always ended in 66 dollars. It's possible this commercial may be on a bloopers compilation tape or DVD. I'll have to look for it.

  • @daneedwards2644
    @daneedwards2644 3 года назад +19

    Now this is how you sell a car.

    • @321snoot
      @321snoot 16 дней назад

      Truth in advertising.

  • @HumbleAshe
    @HumbleAshe 9 дней назад +1

    I see they’re versed in the same sales tactics as Big Bill Hell’s Cars in Baltimore. Very effective; I time traveled all the way back to the 80s just to buy one of their cars

  • @orangemanok5800
    @orangemanok5800 Год назад +14

    The man is an artist.

  • @idole8
    @idole8 15 дней назад +2

    Love how they have the dog sitting on the hood giving no fucks either. MWAA 👌!!! Chef's kiss 💋 .

  • @otrkid70
    @otrkid70 11 дней назад

    That is the greatest Commercial i've even seen. I almost pissed myself when he started swearing. 🤣😂🤣

  • @JonnyDIY
    @JonnyDIY День назад +1

    🤣 "Id buy that for a dollar! Haaaaahhh!"

  • @Amar7605
    @Amar7605 3 года назад +12

    I like brutal honesty. Sold!

  • @mattskustomkreations
    @mattskustomkreations 21 день назад +5

    There is an “I Dream of Jeannie” episode featuring sleazy used car salesman “Carl Tucker” who I’m sure was patterned after this guy.

  • @Vince-o6c
    @Vince-o6c 16 дней назад

    This has got to be the most
    hilarious commercial ive seen up to date! I laugh so hard i almost went into a asthma attack... holy smokes!

  • @billtomson5791
    @billtomson5791 19 дней назад +2

    I believe The Firesign Theater did a spoof on this guy.

    • @ragtowne
      @ragtowne 19 дней назад +2

      Ralph Spoilsports Motors - factory air conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped air conditioned factory

    • @billtomson5791
      @billtomson5791 19 дней назад +1

      @@ragtowne Thank you!

    • @321snoot
      @321snoot 16 дней назад +1

      @@ragtowne YES!!! Ralph Spoilsport: The undisputed master of double-talk! That a hilarious skit!

  • @bobbcarpenter7031
    @bobbcarpenter7031 15 дней назад +12

    Obviously, this would NOT have made it by Standards & Practices, but as correctly noted by another responder, it was certainly an outtake. If they had bleeped him, then MAYbe...and his honesty would've been refreshing!

  • @Porsche996driver
    @Porsche996driver 23 дня назад +5

    The reel has been around since the beginning of RUclips.
    Ralph was in rare form that day! 😂

  • @212days
    @212days 17 дней назад +1

    I used to live in San Bruno back in those days.
    I have seen that ad on TV hundreds of times.

  • @Sarasdad91
    @Sarasdad91 Год назад +5

    And as bad as he said that car was, it's still better than cars built today.

    • @magnificenthonky
      @magnificenthonky 24 дня назад +2

      At least you can work on that wagon with having to kidnap a computer hacker. A minor accident wouldn't total it out, either.

  • @billtomson5791
    @billtomson5791 19 дней назад +17

    And to think this commercial is probably the only thing for which this man will ever be remembered.

    • @richarddube3290
      @richarddube3290 16 дней назад +4

      Hey, at least he's got that! In a hundred years nobody will have known or care that I was ever here. It is what it is.

    • @kevinmach730
      @kevinmach730 15 дней назад

      ​@@richarddube3290 100 years? I feel that way about you right now, :)

    • @richarddube3290
      @richarddube3290 15 дней назад +1

      @@kevinmach730 obviously not, you commented.

    • @kevinmach730
      @kevinmach730 15 дней назад

      @@richarddube3290 haha just messing with ya man

  • @125southernnh2
    @125southernnh2 День назад

    I was living in San Bruno when this ad was made. It's a Honda dealer now.

  • @craigcooknf
    @craigcooknf 10 дней назад

    I love how, during the outtake, you can hear people laughing in the background!

  • @bgifford1969
    @bgifford1969 11 дней назад +3

    An $1800 car turns into a $6000. Now that's American economics right there 😆

  • @tomb57
    @tomb57 Год назад +14

    That interest really kills you, car cost $1,866. You can finance it for 5 years at $100 per month works out to $6,000 for the car

    • @muffs55mercury61
      @muffs55mercury61 Год назад +1

      For sure. I looked it up in my Ford book and the wagon listed brand new for $3289 ($77 more for a 9 passenger)

    • @cjhatescomputers
      @cjhatescomputers 2 месяца назад +2

      ya cant get even

    • @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
      @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS 20 дней назад

      61% interest!

    • @steve586586
      @steve586586 16 дней назад

      That included free tire rotations tho.

  • @mrlarry999
    @mrlarry999 10 дней назад

    I grew up seeing these ads when I was a kid. He made new ads every week. He always had some crazy animal with him like a lion or a bear. This dude must have been fun at cocktail parties.

  • @SalveRegina8
    @SalveRegina8 15 дней назад +2

    July 2024 - anyone else?

  • @southerncross3638
    @southerncross3638 Год назад +6

    I grew up in San Bruno I remember that salesman and dealership.

    • @kennethsouthard6042
      @kennethsouthard6042 26 дней назад +3

      Then you must also remember Frank Verducci of Serramonte Ford and the Dodge Dealer with the fake sheriff at the Whipple Ave. exit.

  • @spaghettimeatball
    @spaghettimeatball 2 года назад +12

    never gets old.

  • @charlie-zc6bj
    @charlie-zc6bj 3 дня назад

    He said, "Don't worry about that equipment."

  • @Tonys_Gabagool
    @Tonys_Gabagool 7 дней назад +1

    If only commercials were more sincere like this maybe people would pay more attention to them. Not constantly having mixed couples and generic boring advertisements lol

  • @firecriss1392
    @firecriss1392 2 года назад +5

    "...imagine all the fun you can have in the back seat of this $%$&^ car!!! And you WILL have to push the sonofa#$&^% home!!!"

  • @sammyvh11
    @sammyvh11 3 года назад +36

    I laid some pipe in that station wagon back in the day.

  • @anthonyangeli256
    @anthonyangeli256 17 дней назад +2

    '66 Ford country squire wagon was a damn nice car. I had a '64

  • @pdennis93
    @pdennis93 3 года назад +13

    I'm sure the scene in smokey and the bandit 3 where the disgruntled used car woman goes off on her sleazy boss during a live commercial and then storms off the lot was influenced by this ad.

    • @JamesQMurphy
      @JamesQMurphy Год назад +3

      So YOU’RE the other person who saw “Smokey and the Bandit 3”

    • @pdennis93
      @pdennis93 Год назад +2

      @@JamesQMurphy lol many times. I had a VHS copy recorded off WGN in the 90s that even had the gas station deleted scene and the longer burt cameo.

  • @borisratnik9032
    @borisratnik9032 Год назад +20

    Fan-frickin'-tastic!! I laughed my ass off. What was this, 1969 or 1970?
    In 1968, it happened on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In. That show was filmed live, and the "Sock-It-To-Me!" stunts were getting bolder and bolder. They were pulling people's clothes off (with simple cloth covers underneath), throwing buckets of water on them and dropping them two feet through trap doors. It was bound to happen, and one night it. They socked it to Judy Carne, yanked her dress off, threw five gallons of water on her and dropped her, and the cloth apron flew up and she was NAAAAAAAAAKED underneath, and the American public got to see her, uh, "Kitty-Cat" on live TV. The FCC went ape and fined ABC $500,000, which was a sh*t-load of money back then. I was watching it with my mother, who was very indignant. I was nine years old, I was not indignant at all!
    We need more TV like this!

    • @williampetersen9915
      @williampetersen9915 Год назад +2

      Laugh-in actually aired on NBC

    • @TexasMan77
      @TexasMan77 Год назад +1

      Clapper on another video says Sept 1968.

    • @gofiveggggg
      @gofiveggggg Год назад

      Comedy that's Perfect, even when it ain't.

    • @Owlzindabarn
      @Owlzindabarn Месяц назад

      Geez, Boris--you lie so much your nose is poking its way through my window.

  • @Studio731
    @Studio731 5 дней назад

    Dog is like “I heard this speech 6 times on the way here this morning.”

  • @660Oliver
    @660Oliver 6 лет назад +9

    That's fucking hilarious.

  • @katykab00m
    @katykab00m 3 года назад +5

    That is hilarious. I thought it was fake at first. 🤣

  • @funobot7344
    @funobot7344 2 дня назад

    "i mean we all know no one actually listens to car dealership commercials, they'd let it pass"

  • @thebrain7065
    @thebrain7065 14 дней назад +2

    Lol!....ahhhh...this reminds me of the movie "Used Cars" with Kurt Russell. What a great movie.

  • @MSoulPoet
    @MSoulPoet 11 лет назад +15

    So George Carlin was wrong... You can say those words on TV.

    • @borisratnik9032
      @borisratnik9032 Год назад +3

      You can do ANYTHING, once . . .

    • @spikespa5208
      @spikespa5208 24 дня назад

      And depending on what it was, you may never do _anything_ again.

  • @LLCisyouandme
    @LLCisyouandme 6 лет назад +37

    It ran once, late at night, because the station was not in the habit of pre-screening. They learned.

    • @christopherholden6414
      @christopherholden6414 3 года назад

      BAHAHAHA, Awesome Right There....

    • @jedgould5531
      @jedgould5531 2 года назад +3

      How easy is it to get a TV license, what did they learn and how did they learn it, and how do you know. Until YT starts fact-checking, you can - I guess happily - get away with this. At least someone wasn’t lying about DT. I know the guy who did the voice replacement, but please don’t ask me for his name. Shotgun Tom from San Diego was his friend.

  • @rayburton4867
    @rayburton4867 10 дней назад +2

    I’d buy a car from him in a minute! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BathSaltShaman
    @BathSaltShaman 14 дней назад +1

    He later moved shop to Baltimore where he rebranded as “Big Bill Hell’s”

  • @Dagothdaleet
    @Dagothdaleet 2 года назад +4

    We need to bring this back

  • @alexkano27ify
    @alexkano27ify 4 года назад +4

    Hahaha I like how he advertises vehicles 😂😂😂

  • @smw4628
    @smw4628 День назад +1

    Ralph Williams sure sounds swell.

  • @iowasucks9494
    @iowasucks9494 День назад

    “5 years payments of $100 a month” sounds waaaaaay less threatening today

  • @jeffalvich9434
    @jeffalvich9434 25 дней назад +4

    Yeah, glad it was kept......and he went to prison for fraud. The crap he pulled at his Ford dealership in the valley was unbelievable...........
    My Dad's secretary.....back when they had those, was a recipient of his fraud with her new mustang.

  • @davidlang1125
    @davidlang1125 18 дней назад +8

    These days these guys go into mega churches.

  • @DanaTheInsane
    @DanaTheInsane 17 дней назад +2

    This was seriously parodied in the movie used cars.

  • @sle2470
    @sle2470 3 дня назад +1

    There's no way any TV station agreed to air this. The FCC would have pulled their license so fast their heads would spin.

  • @JueputaGuebon
    @JueputaGuebon 3 года назад +14

    Nobody speaks like this in CA anymore and it's sad

    • @davidfulton179
      @davidfulton179 Месяц назад

      What a very weird thing to be sentimental about. "Yes, once upon a time everyone spoke in midwestern accept in northern California. How I miss the swearing the rude gestures."

    • @Squeakypickles619
      @Squeakypickles619 Месяц назад

      ​@@davidfulton179ugh🙄😒

    • @jhs8496
      @jhs8496 25 дней назад

      @@davidfulton179 @JueputaGuebon is just one of those ignoramuses who shit on California.

  • @My_Little_Hobby
    @My_Little_Hobby 13 лет назад +17

    wonder if the car is still available?

    • @katykab00m
      @katykab00m 3 года назад +2

      Hahahahaha!! Good one. 🤣

    • @kennethsouthard6042
      @kennethsouthard6042 2 года назад +4

      It was junked about 40 years ago and the guy who bought it died about 10 years ago, but his children are still paying on it.

  • @NoHomerS
    @NoHomerS 10 дней назад

    That laugh in the BG gives it away.

  • @josephquagliata2240
    @josephquagliata2240 12 дней назад

    The most shocking thing about this commercial is the prices on those windshields.