Amelia Bedelia Is Actually Pretty Terrifying

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
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  • @andressalvat
    @andressalvat 5 лет назад +77162

    Top 10 characters who could defeat Thanos in seconds

    • @Eh-its-me
      @Eh-its-me 5 лет назад +2284

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    • @b2agy930
      @b2agy930 5 лет назад +689

      zachary schaloff wrong, shaggy is 1 while shes 2

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 5 лет назад +1172

      @@b2agy930 You utter fool. Shaggy *_IS_* Amelia Bedilia.

    • @b2agy930
      @b2agy930 5 лет назад +775

      @@tasertag7513 how could've i been so foolish

    • @thanos4959
      @thanos4959 5 лет назад +81

      Andres Salvat oh no

  • @robouroboros4269
    @robouroboros4269 3 года назад +9167

    "Amelia Bedelia," said Mr. Rogers, "you take everything literally."
    So Amelia Bedelia took everything. Literally.

    • @revimfadli4666
      @revimfadli4666 3 года назад +361

      Amelia took the kids

    • @diino8081
      @diino8081 3 года назад +111

      @@revimfadli4666 “amelia give me back the kids”
      legitimately takes the kids’ backs and gives them to him

    • @berniegores4ever882
      @berniegores4ever882 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/gpaOy8b8X6A/видео.html

    • @lostlogic6911
      @lostlogic6911 3 года назад +54

      @@diino8081 rephrase the statement:
      "Give me my kids back"

    • @diino8081
      @diino8081 3 года назад +16

      @@lostlogic6911 yes that makes more sense

  • @JohnZiTAB
    @JohnZiTAB 3 года назад +6840

    “Amelia, do you think I’m an open minded person?”
    “Not yet...”

  • @BlacBushido
    @BlacBushido 3 года назад +6406

    “She a little confused but she got the spirit”

  • @amon6560
    @amon6560 2 года назад +6207

    "Hey Amelia, can you help me burn some calories?"
    "AMELIA, PUT DOWN THE FLAMETHROWER!"

  • @YokoX23
    @YokoX23 3 года назад +24044

    She's actually a genie and this is what he got when he wished for unlimited wishes

    • @user-bp8tt3sq2x
      @user-bp8tt3sq2x 3 года назад +191

      Me and my brother talking
      ME: there’s something different 🤔about this story
      Brother: nope it’s just your imagination 💭

    • @russia6477
      @russia6477 3 года назад +256

      He never said "I wish" in the start of his sentences. But then again, you can't wish for more wishes.
      I think he lives in a universe where genies get no rules, or Amelia is an exiled Eldritch Goddess and not a genie.

    • @xx-yd5mm
      @xx-yd5mm 3 года назад +41

      @@russia6477 If I had that power I might fuck someone up just for funsies and also because my moral code would be way different.

    • @chrissavage1449
      @chrissavage1449 3 года назад +30

      I think you mean a “djinn”

    • @fireflymiesumae
      @fireflymiesumae 3 года назад +5

      Good thought

  • @tonyadair0754
    @tonyadair0754 3 года назад +13965

    "Amelia Bedelia. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time." - Ben Kenobi

  • @theshagster3763
    @theshagster3763 3 года назад +4631

    Sam o'nella once said "SHE IS SATAN AND HELL IS HER DOMAIN WHEN SHE WALKS EVERYONE TREMBLES WITH FEAR"

  • @thequietkid4887
    @thequietkid4887 2 года назад +2084

    “Amelia,” Mr. Rogers said, passing her an empty potato sack, “use this sack and help me with this kidnapping.”. He pointed to a sleeping child in the middle of the room.
    Amelia nodded, and walked over to the child.
    “Yes, Amelia, you’re doing perfect- wait, what are you doing?”.
    Amelia draped the sack over the child like a blanket and gave them a kiss on the forehead.
    “No, I meant I need you to do some kidnapping, not help a kid-napping. Put that idiot in the sack!”.
    Amelia nodded, then placed the sack over Mr. Rogers’ head and tied up the opening.

  • @christianjudeberbano3134
    @christianjudeberbano3134 3 года назад +4683

    "Amelia, play the organ"
    "no, not that kind of organ"

  • @wedonteatbears
    @wedonteatbears 3 года назад +10915

    "Amelia, give me entertainment to kill some time-"
    Amelia obliges by destroying the space-time continuum and ending life all together.

    • @Sooshee_J
      @Sooshee_J 3 года назад +83

      lmaooo

    • @ivoryadventures6485
      @ivoryadventures6485 3 года назад +69

      Why doesn’t this comment have more likes it’s better then any other joke comment

    • @rgb2296
      @rgb2296 3 года назад +14

      @@ivoryadventures6485 because it's a very recent comment ig

    • @DarthHao
      @DarthHao 3 года назад +33

      Amelia is now being hunted by the TVA for crimes against the Sacred Timeline.

    • @bxnnii1564
      @bxnnii1564 3 года назад +7

      I mean good job Amelia 👏🏻

  • @vincentdreemurr
    @vincentdreemurr 5 лет назад +6281

    "You are killing me"
    ....
    "Wait a minute"
    " *NO STAPH!* "

    • @randomguy0047
      @randomguy0047 3 года назад +133

      _the deed had been done._

    • @Aurielle137
      @Aurielle137 3 года назад +76

      There is no god.

    • @Cactus_fucker
      @Cactus_fucker 3 года назад +60

      only

    • @arthurex5327
      @arthurex5327 3 года назад +66

      A͖̱̥͋̀̒̾̆m̞͖̝̠̉e͍̳̅l̲̩̠î͖̜̻̼̜̆̽̔ȃ̼̯̱̥͕̓͑͊ ͍̠̦B̠̦͌ȇ̮̻̣͇̭d̟̠̣̈ͩê͎̾ľ̟̯̭̳̒͊̉ia̞͌̊̓

    • @fakestory1753
      @fakestory1753 3 года назад +14

      you still have 59 seconds left
      think
      what should you do to stop Amelia?

  • @DamonNomad82
    @DamonNomad82 2 года назад +1553

    Even as an elementary school kid, I quickly figured out what the easiest/best way to handle Amelia Bedelia was. Always assume she will take everything she's told 100% literally and carefully word your speech to her in a way that leaves no room for misinterpretation. Granted, if the other characters in the stories had done that, the stories would have been much less funny!

    • @urphakeandgey6308
      @urphakeandgey6308 10 месяцев назад +180

      I never really appreciated Amelia Bedilia until I was older. The repetition and everything is clearly meant to drill word play into children's heads. It intuitively and comedically teaches children very basic fundamentals of the English language. Amelia Bedilia can also be a great tool for people trying to learn English. Especially the less literal side of it, which can be a whole other chore in itself.

    • @BiggieChungulus
      @BiggieChungulus 10 месяцев назад +24

      Rational animations did a video on why this is kind of impossible. Even for a god like wishing entity. Paradoxical, innit?

    • @hurinthalion5984
      @hurinthalion5984 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@BiggieChungulus could you post the link for that?

    • @toasters10101
      @toasters10101 10 месяцев назад +9

      So is kinda like a Monkey pawn?

    • @TheBruin42
      @TheBruin42 10 месяцев назад +20

      It's been a very long time, but I think that's how at least one of the books ended? With her employers deciding after she screws up multiple basic tasks that she made good enough lemon meraigne(?) pie to put up with being extra literal with her?
      Though if there were more than one book, that lesson may not have stuck too long...

  • @bigbruh6301
    @bigbruh6301 3 года назад +5736

    Funniest thing is the literal brainstorm does not affect him at all and hes just crying for the sake of Emelia's power

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 3 года назад +86

      Holy shit *Quick dials* shaggy I think I found a place where you can use more than ten percent ofr your power

    • @wawayalert
      @wawayalert 3 года назад +264

      I mean, it would probably give him severe trauma/PTSD from seeing so many organs splattered on the window. Plus, him asking for that probably killed so many innocent people.

    • @taylorwright7428
      @taylorwright7428 3 года назад +168

      I like to think that really is her power, like, the "baby shower" is clearly supernatural, I imagine she doesn't take the arms or brains off/out of anyone, she just materializes them out of thin air, like she's got cartoon hammer-space powers.

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 3 года назад +44

      @@taylorwright7428 cant wait for the analysis video on this character, see if she can match up to shaggy

    • @taylorwright7428
      @taylorwright7428 3 года назад +18

      @@renz1013 Yes! He has to watch what he says, lest Amelia Bedelia makes it come true.

  • @summercarrier9480
    @summercarrier9480 6 лет назад +11546

    Amelia Bedelia is one *hell* of a maid

    • @stanstan4907
      @stanstan4907 6 лет назад +210

      Summer Carrier is that a Black reference. I don't even watch the anime and I'm sorry if it wasn't but, was it?

    • @summercarrier9480
      @summercarrier9480 6 лет назад +100

      Fandom Ruiners yes, it was

    • @stanstan4907
      @stanstan4907 6 лет назад +51

      Summer Carrier nice

    • @Sam-bm6yf
      @Sam-bm6yf 6 лет назад +79

      I smell references

    • @barksanddreams2234
      @barksanddreams2234 6 лет назад +36

      Welcome to my imagination. Stay for a while. Or not.

  • @cyancyborg1477
    @cyancyborg1477 5 лет назад +11592

    They never explain why she wears a 19th century maid outfit.

  • @emmatd9462
    @emmatd9462 2 года назад +439

    “Amelia, do the dishes”
    “AMELIA WAIT NO-“

    • @g-ray4088
      @g-ray4088 Год назад +132

      pansexual humor

    • @flextape467
      @flextape467 10 месяцев назад +74

      Kid named dishes:

    • @DriverNeku
      @DriverNeku 10 месяцев назад +10

      💀

    • @OSCfanatic
      @OSCfanatic 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@g-ray4088💀💀💀

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 2 месяца назад

      Oh, she’s forking the spoon!

  • @tiggle5485
    @tiggle5485 3 года назад +36554

    “Amelia, make me dinner.”
    “WAIT AMELIA, PUT DOWN THE KNIFE!!!”

  • @StudioGallifrey
    @StudioGallifrey 8 лет назад +5210

    and now, the weather

    • @kiauneton7154
      @kiauneton7154 6 лет назад +87

      Studio Gallifrey was that a freaking night vale reference

    • @digby1103
      @digby1103 6 лет назад +82

      Slight brain storms this afternoon

    • @korncobb6826
      @korncobb6826 6 лет назад +64

      *music plays*

    • @monochromedream-eatingbaku
      @monochromedream-eatingbaku 6 лет назад +39

      Nothing like some blood to celebrate the company picnic!

    • @yossipossi
      @yossipossi 6 лет назад +30

      Amelia is a Smiling God.

  • @almondmilk3383
    @almondmilk3383 3 года назад +3239

    "Dear god!" Cried Mr. Rogers, realizing what he did.
    Unbeknownst to him, Amelia left the grounds and returned shortly after retrieving the head of a deer god.

  • @urphakeandgey6308
    @urphakeandgey6308 10 месяцев назад +198

    Parody aside, I never really realized the point of these books until I revisited these parodies. It's a very good and fun way to teach young children the fundamentals of English idioms, expressions, and other things that are never meant literally. A lot of these things DO NOT come naturally to non-native speakers, so I feel like Amelia Bedilia is often underappreciated for how educational it is.

    • @not-so-obvious_autism777
      @not-so-obvious_autism777 Месяц назад +1

      And for how cute it is, I always wanted to try her lemon meringue pie (even though I dislike pie) 🥧

  • @moonethealien
    @moonethealien 3 года назад +8787

    The Curse of taking things literally would probably be the worst thing ever.

    • @IluvatarEru
      @IluvatarEru 3 года назад +96

      What about eternally wet socks

    • @fordalels
      @fordalels 3 года назад +197

      @@IluvatarEru just don't wear socks

    • @fordalels
      @fordalels 3 года назад +50

      sandals and flip flops exist

    • @baby_ni_joonie994
      @baby_ni_joonie994 3 года назад +40

      How about always stinking? Forever. No matter the perfumes, the baths, even if said person never does anything to cause a stink....

    • @joriankell1983
      @joriankell1983 3 года назад +27

      Autism is the worst thing ever?

  • @Mantebb
    @Mantebb 3 года назад +3819

    “Where did you get the arms for that chair?” Mr. Rogers ask Amelia calmy.

    • @djantjoek
      @djantjoek 3 года назад +150

      this fucking broke me dude
      WAIT AMELIA NO DON'T

    • @wackojacko0295
      @wackojacko0295 3 года назад +85

      @@djantjoek cried, but it was too late.
      The deed was done.
      *there is no god*
      *There is only AMILIEA BEDEALIA*

    • @the-rickster
      @the-rickster 3 года назад +22

      @@djantjoek **grabs sledgehammer**

    • @Someone-tz5rz
      @Someone-tz5rz 3 года назад +11

      @@the-rickster BURN IT ALL

    • @djantjoek
      @djantjoek 3 года назад +17

      @@Someone-tz5rz I don't think you can burn someone with a sledgehammer haha

  • @hewantsslaniii
    @hewantsslaniii 3 года назад +4200

    “Amelia, could you pass me the baby oil”
    “NO NO I DIDNT MEAN OIL MADE FROM BABIES!”

    • @avidagamegerl1081
      @avidagamegerl1081 3 года назад +8

      @Jo Amon
      What’s the name of this song lmao

    • @fiyeri750
      @fiyeri750 3 года назад +8

      @@avidagamegerl1081 i believe its name is 24 hour cinderella but lemme fact check real quick

    • @fiyeri750
      @fiyeri750 3 года назад +7

      @@avidagamegerl1081 yes its 24 hour cinderella

    • @fiyeri750
      @fiyeri750 3 года назад +5

      @@avidagamegerl1081 yes its 24 hour cinderella

    • @avidagamegerl1081
      @avidagamegerl1081 3 года назад

      @@fiyeri750 thanks!

  • @robin1973
    @robin1973 2 года назад +88

    "we must all keep our eyes peeled" said mr rogers.
    Amelia reached for the potato peeler.

  • @jesseg.2413
    @jesseg.2413 3 года назад +2148

    "Amelia Bedelia don't take me literally." Would be a paradox then

    • @normanclatcher
      @normanclatcher 3 года назад +226

      She could literally take you figuratively then.
      ....in the most literal way possible.

    • @naprizodenvtuber2529
      @naprizodenvtuber2529 3 года назад +68

      *Deathnote theme songs plays as a obligatory thinking montage commences*

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 3 года назад +50

      @@normanclatcher shit dude don't go so far like that you're gonna give me a fucking logic overload

    • @normanclatcher
      @normanclatcher 3 года назад +15

      @@UltimaDoombotMK1
      (this self-referential statement is false.)

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 3 года назад +19

      @@normanclatcher *processor begins melting*

  • @laangrypotato7975
    @laangrypotato7975 3 года назад +5411

    Amelia: °picks up kid°
    "AMELIA PUT THAT KID DOWN"
    Amelia: °pulls gun out°

    • @njrepp
      @njrepp 3 года назад +357

      "Take the dog out"
      *"THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!-"*

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 3 года назад +74

      @@njrepp Later that day, Amelia Bedelia got her letter of acceptance from the ATF.

    • @laangrypotato7975
      @laangrypotato7975 3 года назад +13

      @@njrepp lol nice one

    • @gyhsntdbb9237
      @gyhsntdbb9237 3 года назад +10

      Vvnhv nbvcbgfvfngfnhgv mob nbv nvm jvhvnb

    • @I1-_Ok_-1I
      @I1-_Ok_-1I 3 года назад +31

      @@gyhsntdbb9237 Thanks for that helpful comment
      You know at first I thought life wasn't worth living
      But ever since I saw this inspirational post I thought... Hey maybe life isn't all that bad

  • @eldritchteletubby9319
    @eldritchteletubby9319 3 года назад +5106

    "Amelia, go grill some hotdogs."
    *frantic barking*
    "AMELIA NO!"

    • @gentaillahi6153
      @gentaillahi6153 3 года назад +127

      Dio Approves

    • @szczepan4737
      @szczepan4737 3 года назад +58

      Danny!!

    • @unholycrusader69
      @unholycrusader69 3 года назад +34

      @@szczepan4737 NOOOOOOO! DON'T BURN MISSILE!
      *ahem* I mean, what's the matter, Wright? Why are you screaming?
      ...
      ...
      ...
      if the blue haired gentleman would kindly detach his hamon sword from my cravat-

    • @sploomfussy
      @sploomfussy 3 года назад +7

      @@unholycrusader69 wh-

    • @mysincerestcondolences
      @mysincerestcondolences 3 года назад +9

      @@gentaillahi6153 *sad danny noises*

  • @vixcina_2
    @vixcina_2 2 года назад +394

    "Amelia,make my kids some lunch."
    *Amelia proceeds to start boiling Mr rogers children*
    "AMELIA WHAT THE FUC-"

    • @stevencarenduff2623
      @stevencarenduff2623 2 года назад +44

      Amelia then proceeded to show him what the f**k is

    • @KuroNvi
      @KuroNvi 2 года назад +23

      "Amelia, make me some dinner."
      **Amelia grabs a knife and walks towards Mr Rogers**
      "Oh god, please Amelia don't kill me"
      **Proceeds to harvest but not kill Mr rogers over a very long painful time, all while cooking him**

    • @emilianosepulveda3073
      @emilianosepulveda3073 2 года назад +7

      He was wrong. He should have said " Amelia, make lunch for my kids" XD

    • @Mammon-oz8xc
      @Mammon-oz8xc 2 года назад +6

      @@stevencarenduff2623 HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @adrianthesnowkoopatroopa4810
    @adrianthesnowkoopatroopa4810 5 лет назад +2984

    Don't know if childhood enhanced or murdered

  • @lulu_luvsu
    @lulu_luvsu 3 года назад +3272

    “Amelia, we have to talk. Please take a seat”
    “AMELIA COME BACK AND GIVE ME THE CHAIR BACK”

    • @Star-ud4qh
      @Star-ud4qh 3 года назад +174

      Amelia then proceeded to rip off the wooden chair backing and give it to Mr. Rogers.

    • @darbyd5947
      @darbyd5947 3 года назад +33

      @@Star-ud4qh c l e v e r

    • @friedchixa
      @friedchixa 3 года назад +52

      @@Star-ud4qh Mr rogers: "I just want you to sit down here" *points down*
      Amelia: *proceeds to dig underground to the center core of the earth*

    • @staples.
      @staples. 3 года назад +18

      That's her, officer, that's the creator of the.... *Whimpers* ARM CHAIR...

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 3 года назад +8418

    _"God damn you, Amelia Bedelia."_ cried Mr Rogers.
    And she marched straight into Hell.

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone 3 года назад +683

      Where the Devil gave her the throne, for fear of anyone making the mistake of giving her orders.

    • @hitthemill8595
      @hitthemill8595 3 года назад +228

      Wait, so Amelia Bedilia was lil Nas all this time?

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust 3 года назад +109

      @@hitthemill8595 Always has been.

    • @kyvilfongkot6372
      @kyvilfongkot6372 3 года назад +38

      By going down in a pole

    • @dysfallacyyt
      @dysfallacyyt 3 года назад +1

      xd

  • @ucproductions5810
    @ucproductions5810 2 года назад +43

    "Amelia, I need a rest."
    *AMELIA CALLS POLICE*

  • @Skoringo
    @Skoringo 8 лет назад +10408

    Amelia Bedelia has 0 chill.

  • @62crowsinananunusuallyshin97
    @62crowsinananunusuallyshin97 3 года назад +20768

    As someone who was relentlessly teased with these books as a child for having the name Amelia, this brings me great vindication.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 года назад +170

      Bruh.😂

    • @froeddynani8832
      @froeddynani8832 3 года назад +154

      Oh god help

    • @hankj.wimbleton2897
      @hankj.wimbleton2897 3 года назад +395

      There is no god only Amelia bedelia

    • @MythicalWombat
      @MythicalWombat 3 года назад +225

      I use to tease a girl I liked in first grade by calling her Amelia Bedlia. She was not amused lmaoooo

    • @Hambo325
      @Hambo325 3 года назад +84

      Don't worry, My last name is Rogers I feel you

  • @mallowartist7320
    @mallowartist7320 3 года назад +2883

    The fact that I would actually read these books as a child

    • @SpiritedHeart94
      @SpiritedHeart94 3 года назад +101

      I remember reading Amelia Bedelia all the time when I was little, but in the books I read her employer was a woman…guess Mr. Rogers decided the brainstorm was too much 😅😂

    • @treely6647
      @treely6647 2 года назад +26

      @@SpiritedHeart94 Well there was Mrs. Rogers, right?

    • @ctrl5274
      @ctrl5274 2 года назад +11

      @@treely6647 not after she asked for Amelia to make her dinner

    • @treely6647
      @treely6647 2 года назад +11

      @@ctrl5274 "Amelia, why do you have that knife? Wait.. NO AMELIA GET BACK-"

    • @cleverwire1506
      @cleverwire1506 2 года назад +5

      Wait do it's a real book?!

  • @austinclements8010
    @austinclements8010 10 месяцев назад +19

    my theory is she's an eldritch being who just likes being around the mr rogers and dutifully follows what it thinks he wants with no compassion for others

  • @zect556
    @zect556 3 года назад +2755

    She’s the type of maid that keep dying tortured people in castle basement.

    • @ZHH_Studios
      @ZHH_Studios 3 года назад +44

      R/ihadastroke

    • @whyareyouhere7661
      @whyareyouhere7661 3 года назад +11

      what do you mean

    • @GevorgFX
      @GevorgFX 3 года назад +11

      What were you trying to say?

    • @callistified
      @callistified 3 года назад +7

      u wanna try that again

    • @bxnnii1564
      @bxnnii1564 3 года назад +20

      I’m trying to decipher this comment- I think they meant
      She is the type of maid to keep people that have been tortured and are now dying in a castle basement. I don’t even know if that makes sense ;-;

  • @CosmicLatte69
    @CosmicLatte69 3 года назад +639

    "Your fired"
    Amelia: proceeds to take out a lighter

    • @003thezg3
      @003thezg3 3 года назад +11

      You're*

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 3 года назад +8

      “I’m firing you at the end of the week.”
      “PLEASE, NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!”

    • @Me-zz5zy
      @Me-zz5zy 2 года назад

      Amelia has the fire

    • @aika.angelic
      @aika.angelic 2 года назад +2

      *Amelia begins to set herself on fire while smiling*

    • @pixelation3004
      @pixelation3004 2 года назад

      I remember one book she actually got fired, imagine if she took THAT literally

  • @nilesmont
    @nilesmont 3 года назад +4011

    "Amelia, we need to get finger foods for the party tonight."
    *"WAIT NO-"*

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 3 года назад +53

      That sounds like a more plausible version of this video

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust 3 года назад +46

      @jaxon thecrab Food you eat with ur fingers, lol. Like pigs in a blanket, sliders or Tostitos, Tostitos, hot pizza rolls.

    • @ShoulderMonster
      @ShoulderMonster 3 года назад +12

      @@ZigealFaust P.. Pigs in a blanket? Hotdogs?

    • @doggoadexx2680
      @doggoadexx2680 3 года назад +12

      @@ShoulderMonster corn dogs.

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 3 года назад +15

      @@ShoulderMonster Yeah, pig-in-a-blanket. Basically it’s a pint sized hot dog with the bun wrapped all the way around. I once got a pair from one of those newfangled touch screen things at Sheetz, and they’re delicious.

  • @rexv707
    @rexv707 3 года назад +4025

    OK, but the brainstorm was on him. Who says “I need a brainstorm session” to process emotions?

    • @ButWhyMe...
      @ButWhyMe... 2 года назад +113

      A guy with an accent?

    • @palman8480
      @palman8480 2 года назад +251

      British people

    • @kazuki_kun7904
      @kazuki_kun7904 2 года назад +42

      @@palman8480 you Bri'ish?

    • @supercoolaether
      @supercoolaether 2 года назад +30

      Mr rodgers

    • @palman8480
      @palman8480 2 года назад +6

      @@kazuki_kun7904 no but if being from New England is, then yes

  • @skiwows7953
    @skiwows7953 3 года назад +2393

    "There is no oogways."
    - Master Accident

    • @dyplayzroblox9365
      @dyplayzroblox9365 3 года назад +14

      No replies yet so I will

    • @aryatejc8067
      @aryatejc8067 2 года назад +12

      Im dying dude why😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Me-zz5zy
      @Me-zz5zy 2 года назад +39

      @Hand Grabbing Fruits there are oogway’s accidents
      -master no

    • @annakhalifahumar2781
      @annakhalifahumar2781 2 года назад +5

      Lmao,the comments making me dying 🤣

    • @shudenako
      @shudenako 2 года назад +8

      Biden stroke call an adminbulance
      Strokjsusisysihwhbs

  • @sirsunman7826
    @sirsunman7826 8 лет назад +4104

    so amilia bedeilia is an eldritch god who takes everything too literaly

    • @BUTTERSKY11
      @BUTTERSKY11 8 лет назад +73

      yep pretty much

    • @Jionunez7
      @Jionunez7 8 лет назад +98

      i think you meant eldritch

    • @sirsunman7826
      @sirsunman7826 8 лет назад +45

      Jionunez7 yes i did but due to a thing called deslecsia i didn't pronouns it right

    • @Jionunez7
      @Jionunez7 8 лет назад +9

      yaroslav pakhomenko oh sorry

    • @crpineo
      @crpineo 6 лет назад +39

      Jionunez7 that's slightly less believable when there's generally spellcheck on here that tells you when you have misspelled something

  • @Gamesational1
    @Gamesational1 3 года назад +36

    0:05 You could sell that bed.

  • @tacticalgemini
    @tacticalgemini 3 года назад +1225

    I never realized how dark Amelia Bedelia could be, just imagine the horror when a little kid just sings for fun "catch a tiger by its toe, if he hollers let it go!"

    • @kapitankapital6580
      @kapitankapital6580 3 года назад +50

      So much worse if they sing the original...

    • @thereptile4139
      @thereptile4139 3 года назад +13

      @@kapitankapital6580 tell me the original

    • @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985
      @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985 3 года назад +16

      Or when she goes in a play, and mister Rogers says break a leg

    • @alliep333
      @alliep333 3 года назад +34

      @@thereptile4139 The original replaces ‘tiger’ with the n-word.

    • @timtams_6
      @timtams_6 3 года назад +8

      @@alliep333 i mean, it couldve been worse. At least theyre let go if they just holler

  • @pandorapuppy
    @pandorapuppy 5 лет назад +23079

    This series always horrified me. Some adult lady is openly unaware that the only thing she's good for is making pie.

    • @fireheart1231
      @fireheart1231 5 лет назад +2353

      Now to be fair, she's good at a lot of things. She's just not good at doing the thing she's supposed to be doing.

    • @pandorapuppy
      @pandorapuppy 5 лет назад +891

      @@fireheart1231 I guess. She's good at ruining everything except pie.

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 5 лет назад +1131

      Her problem is that she takes everything literally. For instance when Mr. and Mrs. Rogers asked her to dress the chicken she actually put clothes on the chicken!

    • @pandorapuppy
      @pandorapuppy 5 лет назад +691

      @@melissacooper4282 exactly, she doesn't know what certain phrases actually mean, so she accidentally makes awful puns.

    • @brugafe
      @brugafe 5 лет назад +38

      Pandora Lupin that’s all woman don’t @ me feminazis

  • @theessies1928
    @theessies1928 2 года назад +31

    "Man, it sure is raining cats and dogs."
    "NO AMELIA DEAR GO-"

    • @isobelmiller7464
      @isobelmiller7464 Месяц назад +1

      That's used in Amelia Bedelia and the Cat. She says, "Goody! We'll get a free pet", then she finds a kitten and figures it came from the weather.

  • @SicMetalMaggot4life
    @SicMetalMaggot4life 3 года назад +9841

    Amelia Bedelia really is just “My First SCP”, isn’t she?

    • @aster2157
      @aster2157 3 года назад +63

      Bahahah /gen

    • @360pboi4
      @360pboi4 3 года назад +284

      A Keter class too

    • @theoddlemon408
      @theoddlemon408 3 года назад +189

      My first reality bender

    • @SCP_Void_7274
      @SCP_Void_7274 3 года назад +77

      SCP 662 be like

    • @Racc_Oon
      @Racc_Oon 3 года назад +18

      @@aster2157 dude just look it up

  • @marisaliu1531
    @marisaliu1531 8 лет назад +1678

    Oh my
    Where did she get all those babies and arms
    And she's pretty dramatic

    • @jwanbesande2734
      @jwanbesande2734 7 лет назад +50

      marisa liu
      She got the arms from the corpses of Mr. Rogers' dead family
      She got the babies by raping several orphan children

    • @marisaliu1531
      @marisaliu1531 7 лет назад +16

      jwan besande Wow
      She seems pretty violent and scary

    • @jwanbesande2734
      @jwanbesande2734 7 лет назад +26

      marisa liu
      What do you expect, she's Amelia Bedelia

    • @marisaliu1531
      @marisaliu1531 7 лет назад +2

      Nothing

    • @deadaccount3342
      @deadaccount3342 6 лет назад +3

      marisa liu
      Maybe she hit up carl the llama for these body parts

  • @iicreambearii3801
    @iicreambearii3801 5 лет назад +3061

    First I thought this was the *ACTUALLY* book

  • @Stoneth
    @Stoneth 9 месяцев назад +25

    "Mmmm!" said Mr. Rogers. "This stew is simply divine. What did you put in it?"
    "Well you did say were having some guests for dinner tonight." said Amelia Bedelia with a smirk.
    Mr. Rogers dropped the spoon as his jaw dropped and the color left his face. "Oh no, Amelia! You didn't..."

  • @niamhha9014
    @niamhha9014 3 года назад +3360

    None of this would’ve happened if Mr Rogers did his own damn chores.

    • @Mammon-oz8xc
      @Mammon-oz8xc 3 года назад +67

      Periodt 💅

    • @kiyru
      @kiyru 3 года назад +25

      Period sister

    • @Mammon-oz8xc
      @Mammon-oz8xc 3 года назад +7

      OMG, I have likes on this particular comment

    • @zoot7981
      @zoot7981 3 года назад +36

      remind me amelia’s job again

    • @Mammon-oz8xc
      @Mammon-oz8xc 3 года назад +23

      @@zoot7981 She's a maid

  • @m.s.e.advanced2842
    @m.s.e.advanced2842 5 лет назад +21735

    Amelia is an SCP

    • @DianaHatter
      @DianaHatter 5 лет назад +866

      It would be easy to contain if you ordered something like "you just became a no brainier"

    • @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450
      @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 5 лет назад +758

      @@DianaHatter
      She would be safe if you just talk literally to her, as literally as possible

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 5 лет назад +205

      Joaco uwu Just make witty jokes about her death it would work

    • @OMalleyTheMaggot
      @OMalleyTheMaggot 5 лет назад +323

      @@firepower7017 Generally foundations dedicated to containing SCPs like to avoid killing them.

    • @trythrusting9980
      @trythrusting9980 5 лет назад +165

      @@OMalleyTheMaggot This doesn't count for Appolyon and Keter scps. They usually look for a way to terminate them.

  • @sineadohalloran5327
    @sineadohalloran5327 7 лет назад +861

    My favorite childhood story just got a thousand times better.

    • @0o0Zero0o0
      @0o0Zero0o0 6 лет назад +2

      Truly the best.
      Next to power rangers I think she is the cause for my love of puns and taking things literally.

    • @hkirk8094
      @hkirk8094 6 лет назад

      My thoughts exactly

  • @thanos6346
    @thanos6346 3 года назад +47

    If Sam O’Nella is still living, I hope he has seen this.

    • @MrO111
      @MrO111 Месяц назад +1

      He's definitely alive

  • @helloeverybody.8455
    @helloeverybody.8455 3 года назад +179

    A part of me thinks Amelia's smile at the end is a "Oh boy, I am gonna get a pay raise for this stunt" smile rather than one of evil and malice.

    • @alligatorsun1854
      @alligatorsun1854 3 года назад +31

      Amelia looks so eager to please him rather than traumatise him. In fact, she seemed rather unhappy when Mr. Rogers was annoyed by the 'baby shower'.

  • @morganlemons1694
    @morganlemons1694 6 лет назад +8565

    I remember her from my childhood

    • @yeehaw289
      @yeehaw289 6 лет назад +105

      Morgan Lemons
      WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

    • @smeggers
      @smeggers 6 лет назад +9

      REEE DADDDYO

    • @emynicholson
      @emynicholson 6 лет назад +5

      HI LEMON

    • @tpcx8086
      @tpcx8086 6 лет назад +5

      Mia Diaz *Marco Diaz's Sister* lemon daddy is everywhere

    • @plaguealternative8532
      @plaguealternative8532 6 лет назад +1

      Morgan Lemons Mmmmorgan

  • @hdofu
    @hdofu 6 лет назад +11095

    She dishes out the pun-ishment.

    • @black-op345gaming5
      @black-op345gaming5 6 лет назад +46

      David Brailsford stop just stop that was awful

    • @paigeh9
      @paigeh9 6 лет назад +13

      David Brailsford lololol hahafgjhaahahha
      (What am I doing lmao)

    • @ajoajoajoaj
      @ajoajoajoaj 6 лет назад +11

      GOD DAMNIT, BARB!

    • @eriyakurosu2511
      @eriyakurosu2511 6 лет назад +4

      David Brailsford i love you

    • @delanadg
      @delanadg 6 лет назад +1

      David Brailsford, man your clever

  • @kiartoons2010
    @kiartoons2010 2 года назад +220

    So, Amelia is a god that takes Mr Rogers way too literally and proceeds to do impossible things as attempts to please him? Okay, I can deal with that.

    • @KuroNvi
      @KuroNvi 2 года назад +18

      Just a obedient servant, just tell her to remember to ask specifically what you mean when you ask for something that could be taken badly, such as the baby shower or arm chair.
      The brainstorm one was dumb

    • @rand0mhuman303
      @rand0mhuman303 2 года назад +8

      You may need a brainstorm session to further analyze Amelia

    • @stevencarenduff2623
      @stevencarenduff2623 2 года назад +5

      She also has a nice hat

  • @AlexQuill63
    @AlexQuill63 8 лет назад +3895

    Amelia Bedelia and Carl from Llamas with Hats team up.
    The world is going to SUFFER.

    • @_yeetie
      @_yeetie 6 лет назад +125

      CARL WHYS THERE A HUMAN HELPING U EAT HANDS!?

    • @angelicabomination1699
      @angelicabomination1699 6 лет назад +90

      Alien Joe oh gee well I told her I wanted finger sandwiches and well... Here we are

    • @johnfrancis8145
      @johnfrancis8145 6 лет назад +59

      Top 10 anime crossover specials

    • @marksmithwas12
      @marksmithwas12 6 лет назад +46

      I think she'd grasp the concept of a Meat Dragon pretty well

    • @soup4720
      @soup4720 6 лет назад +1

      :O

  • @filmstudenthiernan4870
    @filmstudenthiernan4870 3 года назад +3067

    [Amelia Bedelia]: “Mr. Rogers, are you afraid of God?”
    [Mr. Rogers]: “No, but I am afraid of you.”

    • @demonyckscreations9990
      @demonyckscreations9990 3 года назад +75

      Bold of you to assume Amelia is not god

    • @williamvalorious4403
      @williamvalorious4403 3 года назад +22

      @@demonyckscreations9990 I don't think the is or isn't is the problem, she's still here nonetheless that is a problem

    • @harvsthenerve4136
      @harvsthenerve4136 3 года назад +32

      *Slams fist down on table*
      Is that God damn Bioshock infinite reference?!

    • @Toesucker_yummy
      @Toesucker_yummy 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @jenwynx2820
      @jenwynx2820 3 года назад +6

      “yes, I am afraid of you”

  • @jcdenton5425
    @jcdenton5425 5 лет назад +1564

    She should start taking "stop taking things literally" classes

    • @inanjarif1388
      @inanjarif1388 5 лет назад +128

      "Hello Amelia,please take a seat"
      *Amelia Bedelia leaves,with a chair in her hand*

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 5 лет назад +5

      Is there such a class ?

    • @emilianac4908
      @emilianac4908 4 года назад +48

      If you told her to do that, she would try to literally take the class.

    • @coppersponge
      @coppersponge 3 года назад +28

      @@emilianac4908 she would really take OUT the class

    • @some-tiny-little-idiot8862
      @some-tiny-little-idiot8862 3 года назад +9

      @@coppersponge Yeah! On a date right?

  • @blerst7066
    @blerst7066 10 месяцев назад +28

    Amelia Bedelia is just like a computer: They both do exactly what they're told, but never what was actually intended.

  • @Gretchaninov
    @Gretchaninov 3 года назад +504

    "Amelia, could you give me a hand?"
    "Sure."
    "Wait, where are you going with that machete? Amelia?!"

    • @360pboi4
      @360pboi4 3 года назад +13

      Amelia: *throws a severed hand*

  • @justinecourtneysgavel89
    @justinecourtneysgavel89 6 лет назад +1444

    This is why making contracts with demon servants is a bad idea
    I'll leave now...

  • @jacky-brawlstars823
    @jacky-brawlstars823 3 года назад +374

    *"She always gets the job done, too literally."*

    • @baneck8627
      @baneck8627 3 года назад +4

      Amelia:*finds the person named job*

  • @screamindog8772
    @screamindog8772 2 года назад +18

    “god, Amelia, you’re killin me”
    “PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY”

  • @The_Hirohiko_Araki
    @The_Hirohiko_Araki 3 года назад +2950

    Sakuya Izayoi: *a maid that can stop time and throw knives*
    Amelia Bedelia: *smiles*

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 3 года назад +122

      "Finally a worthy opponent"

    • @amitasrivastava493
      @amitasrivastava493 3 года назад +196

      @@renz1013 worthy opponent? Hah
      *THERE IS NO GOD. ONLY AMELIA BEDILIA*

    • @keemerthanever1942
      @keemerthanever1942 3 года назад +41

      god himself, araki

    • @spacex6997
      @spacex6997 3 года назад +37

      D I O

    • @idiotsworld9339
      @idiotsworld9339 3 года назад +31

      Shaggy: nice you made me use 10% percent of my power

  • @fiddyboink
    @fiddyboink 3 года назад +620

    “Amelia, serve the guests for me, would you?”
    “Amelia, where’d the guests go? The steak is getting cold…”

  • @stanleycoleman
    @stanleycoleman 7 лет назад +1241

    Where's the part where she serves desert and everything is suddenly okay again?

    • @crocketlawnchair259
      @crocketlawnchair259 6 лет назад +195

      Only when Roger's psyche is broken enough to forget the trauma.

    • @polrealfake
      @polrealfake 6 лет назад +143

      >she serves "desert"
      "Oh, Amelia, I asked for pecan sandies, not sandy pecans!" exclaimed Mr. Rogers as he covered his face with his shirt to stop a dust storm from filling his lungs with sand.

    • @iiNaoki
      @iiNaoki 6 лет назад +77

      Those pies must’ve been incredible for the Rogers’s to forgive all the damage she would do.

    • @assasinsmine
      @assasinsmine 6 лет назад +12

      Shepherds pie?

    • @wassapzoe2774
      @wassapzoe2774 6 лет назад +3

      No, my friend. It is not okay again... SHE FORGOR THE MUSTARD

  • @mayravelarde2247
    @mayravelarde2247 7 месяцев назад +9

    “Hey can you give me a hand?”
    *Intense music starts playing*

  • @alexw5713
    @alexw5713 6 лет назад +642

    "Ruining childhoods?"
    You mean *ENHANCING THEM*

    • @xxkittychanxx1164
      @xxkittychanxx1164 5 лет назад +3

      No i hate this I'm still nine and you wanna make me cry

    • @senthilkumarramu9629
      @senthilkumarramu9629 5 лет назад +2

      Annoying orange alert

    • @0whatman
      @0whatman 5 лет назад +2

      lmao

    • @xxhalfemptyxx7713
      @xxhalfemptyxx7713 5 лет назад +2

      @@xxkittychanxx1164 stop overreacting!,its just a comedic video about Amelia Bedilia!,sheesh!

    • @larrygaroth9773
      @larrygaroth9773 5 лет назад

      The main cause of warps in all of reality You guys are assholes, 9 is the norm for youngsters on here

  • @maleenac493
    @maleenac493 3 года назад +664

    "Amelia, my heart is broken."
    "AMELIA PUT THE TOOLS DOWN!"

    • @CamoGilly
      @CamoGilly 3 года назад +2

      130th like on me :D
      have a cookie 🍪

    • @Ganliard
      @Ganliard 3 года назад

      She never fails, right? So she'll just fix the heart, if that's what you wished for

  • @roxyrockstarwooz4409
    @roxyrockstarwooz4409 6 лет назад +8763

    Oh gosh, this video has me *dying*
    Oh wait... NO NO

    • @Le_Cobra
      @Le_Cobra 5 лет назад +125

      oh yes

    • @Le_Cobra
      @Le_Cobra 5 лет назад +31

      @שחר א. Oh no now there is a Pink and Black Robot from a game here

    • @gabesterwitz9054
      @gabesterwitz9054 5 лет назад +10

      @שחר א. That was the second Undertale comment I have seen from you in this comment section.

    • @rawpower2025
      @rawpower2025 5 лет назад +10

      You are already dead

    • @annikedowney9825
      @annikedowney9825 5 лет назад +3

      @שחר א. How did this manage to go from Amelia Bedelia to Mettaton so fast

  • @supercellodude
    @supercellodude 2 года назад +77

    Is there a way we can summon Sam O'Nella to end what Amelia has clearly become: an anomaly that has broken containment?

  • @DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot
    @DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot 3 года назад +481

    She is like the magical genie of the lamp that messes up the wish in a fucked up way, but she is not bound by the lamp not bound by rules, she follows through her orders and does it as she likes it.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 3 года назад +970

    More people need to talk about the treasure that is Amelia Bedelia.

    • @churruplazi
      @churruplazi 3 года назад

      she is not smart

    • @HoudiniGenie
      @HoudiniGenie 3 года назад +2

      What even is this Amelia bedlia

    • @fred_d_terrarian7217
      @fred_d_terrarian7217 3 года назад +2

      I'd like to know too I've never heard of her

    • @mr.herbert532
      @mr.herbert532 3 года назад +1

      Have you neanderthals ever heard of Google?

    • @tugfa0
      @tugfa0 3 года назад +2

      @@mr.herbert532 damn chill

  • @nataliealfera7225
    @nataliealfera7225 6 лет назад +3723

    Whats in that lemon meringue pie lol

    • @TheOrichalcumSpider
      @TheOrichalcumSpider 5 лет назад +58

      Just be glad it's not Baked Alaska.

    • @bigsal363
      @bigsal363 5 лет назад +24

      Lemons and meringue. Otherwise it wouldn’t be a lemon meringue pie

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 5 лет назад +5

      @@TheOrichalcumSpider Sounds like a good reason to move to Alaska

    • @noodlest_png7855
      @noodlest_png7855 5 лет назад +1

      what the frackerson, the prophecy is true. your here again.

    • @myspaceuser
      @myspaceuser 5 лет назад +4

      ...
      "(slams pie on the table)
      Eat my shit!"

  • @catapretafernando
    @catapretafernando 2 года назад +82

    “Amelia! That child is crying way too loudly! Please zip his lips.”
    Amelia, nodding in acknowledgment, rushed to her sewing pin.

  • @therambunctioustype825
    @therambunctioustype825 8 лет назад +1750

    I remember reading this book as a kid.

  • @Knitboy1997
    @Knitboy1997 3 года назад +365

    Amelia is a freed Genie that had nothing to do, so it took "modern slave" form and decided to fulfill mortals wishes anyway...

    • @devyboo2
      @devyboo2 3 года назад +8

      Huh, I had no idea maid's weren't paid extremely well.

    • @Knitboy1997
      @Knitboy1997 3 года назад +3

      @@devyboo2 no offense, but how much are you supposed to pay nearly omnipotent being?

    • @devyboo2
      @devyboo2 3 года назад +2

      @@Knitboy1997 make a pun about Amelia taking all the gold from fort Knox

    • @hollowtrappedinaelevator320
      @hollowtrappedinaelevator320 3 года назад

      @@Knitboy1997 HEADPATS

    • @thefordlord9893
      @thefordlord9893 3 года назад

      @@hollowtrappedinaelevator320 Virgin blood.

  • @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy
    @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy 6 лет назад +2768

    Jfc Amelia what have you done

    • @bubbles6763
      @bubbles6763 6 лет назад +5

      10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos oml I see you everywhere

    • @arlescorpse
      @arlescorpse 6 лет назад +4

      ØØF yea I do too

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 5 лет назад +1

      I’ve made this from 666 to 667
      I is ultimate human yes

    • @arden4934
      @arden4934 5 лет назад

      10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos sorry

    • @bleachkun5140
      @bleachkun5140 5 лет назад

      Jack fried chicken

  • @salsamancer
    @salsamancer 10 месяцев назад +8

    Props to whoever illustrated this. I love the art, it's so clean but also expressive and engaging.

  • @PNSee1994
    @PNSee1994 5 лет назад +1508

    RUclips recommendation system, you're weird, you know that?

  • @Transformingmorpher
    @Transformingmorpher  5 лет назад +2333

    Why did this suddenly become popular...

    • @halosammy14
      @halosammy14 5 лет назад +20

      Because God hates you.

    • @recofromusa2744
      @recofromusa2744 5 лет назад

      Because fortnite

    • @servalguts
      @servalguts 5 лет назад +1

      utube og

    • @AmataTai
      @AmataTai 5 лет назад +5

      My guess is the upsurge in the Unsettled Tom meme, which exudes the same energy as Amelia Bedelia
      knowyourmeme.com/memes/unsettled-tom

    • @marama619
      @marama619 5 лет назад +2

      Because Amelia *_m a d e i t l i k e t h a t_*

  • @kevinjohn319
    @kevinjohn319 3 года назад +246

    Amelia: *exists*
    Sam O'Nella: and i took that personally

    • @erengrad6950
      @erengrad6950 3 года назад +3

      ah a man of culture i see

    • @SofaKingGasPriceSpike
      @SofaKingGasPriceSpike 3 года назад +3

      We should've listened to his warning

    • @kevinjohn319
      @kevinjohn319 3 года назад

      @@SofaKingGasPriceSpike maybe it was Amelia that held him hostage all this time

  • @dylanapple7839
    @dylanapple7839 2 года назад +30

    This is the best thing I've seen all year. I wish this was a full length book, I'd read it to my children.

  • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
    @ARCtheCartoonMaster 3 года назад +554

    When I was younger, I thought “baby shower” meant when a woman gives birth in the shower. I think I got the impression from a newspaper article - you know how the headlines use colourful language.

    • @makatsue4598
      @makatsue4598 3 года назад +9

      *what*

    • @weaklystep
      @weaklystep 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @kammothy542
      @kammothy542 3 года назад +9

      I forgot that I used to believe this as well

    • @123Yellowberry123
      @123Yellowberry123 3 года назад

      I'm pretty sure I thought this, too haha

    • @gunnerbooth3065
      @gunnerbooth3065 3 года назад +8

      I remember seeing a image on iFunny that was like this it was like “The pool was so fun his new sister wanted to swim” as a picture of Woman is holding her new born child in a inflatable pool that now red from her giving birth and her 8 year old son is just looking mortified on what just happened.

  • @H_P_Lovecraft
    @H_P_Lovecraft 5 лет назад +1410

    Amelia Bedelia vs. Shaggy at 2% power

    • @AdallynD
      @AdallynD 5 лет назад +40

      Oh man that's a hard one.

    • @wallflower1435
      @wallflower1435 5 лет назад +11

      You're everywhere.. Literally on every comment section of the videos that I watched xD

    • @H_P_Lovecraft
      @H_P_Lovecraft 5 лет назад +12

      @@wallflower1435 We are legion. Join us, and know our power

    • @manchick7648
      @manchick7648 5 лет назад +26

      Amelia you're pretty impressive you made me use 20% of my power I will have to break out my Scooby Snacks it dawned on him on what Shaggy said Amelia reaches for his dog Shaggy says like you force my hand as the entire universe implodes

    • @joycedames4094
      @joycedames4094 3 года назад +12

      100 shaggy vs drip goku vs Amelia bedelia

  • @SaxandRelax
    @SaxandRelax 3 года назад +601

    “Hey Amelia, would you care to play a game of hangman?” He said, not realizing what he’d done

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 3 года назад +25

      Should have said hangWOMAN. But now it's too late. Then again, Mrs Rogers probably would have died, not Amelia.

    • @anonymous-yk3sd
      @anonymous-yk3sd 3 года назад +9

      @@leyrua she would turn him into a woman

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 3 года назад

      Why are you guys assuming she would hang him? You don't play hangman with yourself.

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 3 года назад +1

      @@Merilirem You also don't "change the towels" with a scissors.
      But _she_ does.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 3 года назад

      @@leyrua Exactly, no one knows how this will go. She could pull a western executioner out of nowhere for all is known.

  • @danielbickford3458
    @danielbickford3458 2 года назад +13

    She's like one of those old Genie myths the ones where they misinterpret your wish in the worst way possible. With a dollop of Carl from Llamas with Hats tossed in for good measure

  • @bubblegumgamer5496
    @bubblegumgamer5496 8 лет назад +1718

    that was my favorite book when I was 5yrs old .... oh well.... I didn't need my childhood any way...

    • @tydyman2003
      @tydyman2003 6 лет назад +4

      BubbleGum Gamer really this ruined it?

    • @kaylituh
      @kaylituh 6 лет назад +1

      BubbleGum Gamer not me

    • @soopy6667
      @soopy6667 6 лет назад +5

      BubbleGum Gamer I never even read the book

    • @user-hn6tc9ot4j
      @user-hn6tc9ot4j 6 лет назад +1

      same

    • @TheShadow48402
      @TheShadow48402 6 лет назад +1

      I think my childhood just got so much better.

  • @spandanganguli6903
    @spandanganguli6903 3 года назад +547

    The Elder gods are not evil. Some of them are actively benevolent. Unfortunately, they cannot comprehend us or our existence, and what they consider Aid, no man would wish on their worst enemies.

    • @btwiusearch1284
      @btwiusearch1284 3 года назад +14

      But there is Nyarlathotep, and I wouldn't consider him benevolent even on his intent.

    • @shitbooboo3437
      @shitbooboo3437 3 года назад +11

      *I MUST CONSULT WITH THE ELDER GODS*

    • @spandanganguli6903
      @spandanganguli6903 3 года назад +3

      @@btwiusearch1284 I was thinking more like Al Niggrauth.

    • @diogenessilviocemartins9019
      @diogenessilviocemartins9019 3 года назад +12

      What about eldritch gods that are actively malevolent, but their "attacks" end up being beneficial to us

    • @spandanganguli6903
      @spandanganguli6903 3 года назад

      @@diogenessilviocemartins9019 Entirely possible that they exist

  • @bstew2259
    @bstew2259 3 года назад +230

    "Amelia, take me home."
    "NO AMELIA! GIVE IT BACK!"

  • @treg2596
    @treg2596 3 года назад +17

    Imagine if this was actually in one of the books.

  • @BowBeforeJOW
    @BowBeforeJOW 7 лет назад +616

    if it weren't for accelerated reading points, I never would've heard of Amelia bedilia.

    • @booboo8675
      @booboo8675 6 лет назад +1

      YEP

    • @patchopaa383
      @patchopaa383 6 лет назад +1

      Same XD

    • @kegajitt
      @kegajitt 6 лет назад +7

      you fucking nerds i got ar points off diary of a wimpy kid in 2nd grade

    • @Clammychow
      @Clammychow 6 лет назад +1

      FFFFRICK AR MAN FRICK IT

    • @taylorslade8080
      @taylorslade8080 6 лет назад

      June can be a guy's name too oh my god, they’re still doing that?

  • @smartcookie8131
    @smartcookie8131 6 лет назад +184

    My childhood has been _enhanced_

  • @sacred-chan157
    @sacred-chan157 3 года назад +198

    Imagine if he says that he wants a murder of crows.

    • @isaacvitela5131
      @isaacvitela5131 3 года назад +43

      *in other news, the uk's crow population has experienced a massive decline within the period of a day. The whereabouts of this sudden decline is unknown*

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 3 года назад +10

      Be glad she didn't gang up with the Scarecrow from Oz; he genuinely kills 40 crows in the first book.

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 9 месяцев назад

      A murder of crows is a group of crows

  • @AndyKlutheArt
    @AndyKlutheArt 9 месяцев назад +4

    This was a comic I drew for Dorkly YEARS ago. It was probably my most viewed comic -- when they closed it was still listed as one of the top viewed comics period.

  • @gundamserpent5818
    @gundamserpent5818 7 лет назад +187

    As long as you don't use figurative language around she'll probably be a great maid.
    That mean you'll also have to be careful to never curse around her, wish someone harm, etc...

    • @Cris_Croissant
      @Cris_Croissant 6 лет назад +26

      Gundam Serpent or, alternatively, you CAN do all those things

    • @mikuhatsunegoshujin
      @mikuhatsunegoshujin 6 лет назад +28

      Wonder what she would do if I say fuck you?
      kinky.

    • @opaque2331
      @opaque2331 6 лет назад +23

      No, even without figurative language she interprets it differenetly than me or you would. How do you fuck up "Clean the bed"

    • @cottoncandytory5928
      @cottoncandytory5928 6 лет назад +9

      Opaque she would probably mop it or something smh

    • @dreamlandkirby6422
      @dreamlandkirby6422 6 лет назад +3

      Opaque
      Because he said "make the bed"