You're Doing It Wrong! Total Idiots at Life
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- Опубликовано: 4 июн 2023
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Which clip was your favorite?
Furst
4:35
1:20, evil car trunk!
all of the clip!
12:32 😂
5:34 Totally not a sign of a toxic relationship...
No wonder he prefers the game🤣🤣🤣
Every relationship with a gamer is toxic.
@@FreeAssange yeah, for the gamer.
Unless it was staged, which is a possibility
@@FreeAssange Have you seen the full video? After she smashed his computer (case for destruction of private property), she threw the club at him and demanded he buy her dinner (or something like that, I don't remember exactly, but she did demand he do something for her).
Not to mention her intro literally outs her as just a slut. The gist of it is her boyfriend was playing a video game instead of having sex with her.
I would file for a divorce that instant if someone so blatantly destroyed my stuff for, “PaY aTtEnTion To ME!” Or just at all, don’t break my stuff, it’s called respect
I would have dropped her and then dropped her ass out of my house.
Don't get married then...
@@greasylimpet3323 don’t be an insufferable asshole and break stuff that doesn’t belong to you
Abusive people have none for other people and usually not much for themselves either. The way she smiled before she did it was disturbing.
Lol the amount of comments I've seen trying to blame the man to DARE to play videogames is the most disturbing thing to me
7:19 the guy sitting in the smashed up cab covered in yellow paint always gets me.
His legs are squashed into the cab and he can't get out . . .
Oh my gosh thank you I was looking for this comment
He looks like Putin
Did he die?
@@zb7297 yellow dye
The yellow truck driver is my all-time favorite 🤣
The asian guy?
@@emilcioran8873lol. took me a second.
Safety first!
@@emilcioran8873 excellent joke. Over many people's heads, I would suspect.
@@emilcioran8873lol
"Why are you making dinner?"
"I was TRYING to make dinner"
The most mysterious line in this compilation
lmao this is the clip that took me out xd
Sounds like they've had past experiences with her, haha.
*That’s would be me with dinner* 😐 *lol* My hubby’s the cook, because everything I cook turns out that way! 🤣 lol
I thought that only happens on Anime.
After flubbing her last attempt at cooking dinner, she cautiously attempted poptarts in the toaster oven. What could go wrong?
If the woman breaking that guy's TV wasn't staged then I hope he leaves her immediately because it's only going to get worse.
No kidding. And I don't think it was staged, his reaction looks genuine.
@@TonyEnglandUK Get rid of that pfp!
@@HopeFoxCreations lol did you already try and get rid of it?
@@TonyEnglandUK I got scared and thought there was a fly on my phone and tried to blow it off 😂
@@HopeFoxCreations lol
I'm still laughing about the guy sucking down the cigarette! . The yellow truck driver is my all-time favorite .
Pretty bad when you don’t know how to smoke
@@mbrakes23 Just don't smoke at all for the sake of your own health
dude became a character from Simpsons 🤣
Screaming like a child always is the most effective way to get a deer to calmly walk out of your store after it smashes the window to get in
Indeed. Needlessly hysterical bitches just make everything worse.
It's a deer not a wolf, it's not going to hurt her. She needs to chill.
Exactly and it just made the situation so worse
7:53 those sparks flying everywhere looked pretty rad
right!
that'd be a sure move to win the darwin-awards
Its plasma.. instant 3rd degree burns
@@Sergessessohessoh Yes, but I would like to put on the right PPE and give it a try.
@@Sergessessohessoh sparks don't really hurt because while they are very hot, they are very small and dont burn you because of oily skin or something
Kind of surprised that the woman hitting the TV with the golf club was included, that is very clearly domestic violence. It shows she has absolutely no problem swinging a dangerous object near another person.
I wish i was suprised, but im not particularly. Disappointed? yes, but not suprised cause theres still the "women cant abuse men" mindset around or something along those lines
The thing that actually surprises me, is that I’ve been seeing people, in this comment section taking her side. Unless he did something bad, or he’s genuinely ignoring her, her “side” is simply the bad side. Even if he was ignoring her though, that still doesn’t excuse behavior like that.
Yeah nothing funny about that at all
@@typicalbullsfan9329 I’m glad so many people agree, my hope in humanity isn’t completely shattered
With how she was hinting at the camera, I thought she had a new TV for him.
But from what I've seen in the comments, she said something like "we aren't having enough sex!" when she smashed the TV up.
I don't know if it's staged or real, or just a horrible show of domestic abuse.
I sincerely hope there was a new TV or it was staged.
Destroying equipment that your partner uses to have fun or perform a hobby, is seriously just another form of abuse. Smh
I remember that vid in longer version. She was mad at her boyfriend because he started playing a lot in video games. She was like "we didn't have sex for a month. AND I NEED IT."
I agree that the girl is a abusive psycho.
lol nah, she was just rage-quitting. Gamers should understand that, right?
@@nesta8273 Bro think he alpha
Non-gamers live boring lives. Can’t handle people not living their lifestyle
@@nesta8273 And yet, you're another nerd posting a comment on a FailArmy RUclips video Sadge
to the guy who jumped thru the christmas tree wrapper machine, youre my hero 🥲
He's really wrapped up in his job.
I thought the wrapping machine was some kind of wood chipper, and I had just witnessed a guy jump into it.
My brain first thought the netting was his body being cut up, and then I realised that he had jumped through a damn wrapping machine and was fine.
I assume.
Tree hugger
I wonder who took him home for Christmas and decorated him?
Yeah, pretty sure that wasn’t a fail
Not gonna lie. At 9:15 I thought I was watching someone jump into a wood chipper lol.
I panicked for a second, too haha!
Come on down to Showalter's Christmas Trees in Fargo!
Damn y’all be having slip second reactions. It’s not like there was much leading up to that.
Came here to the comments just to see if I was the only one. I watch way too many horror movies!!!
I wasn't the only one!
That cigarette one cracks me up 😂
dude same ☠☠☠☠
I had to stop watching there and check the comments. I'm sweating buckets after watching that guy literally inhale a cigarette butt and all. I feel ill, fuck me that must have hurt!
I wonder if he's still alive
@@freddymercury643 honestly same, just jesus....
@@user-bi8gq9df8m Yeah, I can't laugh about that one 🙈
10:52
The fishing rod, the footsteps, and the slide
10/10
How has the human race survived for as long as we have??
"What are you doing?! Why are you making dinner?!?!"
I get the feeling that must be a very peculiar household to live in.
Exactly! Something apparently goes wrong whenever they make dinner!
That one of the dude taking a hard drag on the cig always kills me. LOL.
yeah me too hahahhaha
Watched it ten times. Gonna watch it again now before leaving ^^
@@Mystipaoniz I bet he ended up having to get that shit removed in the ER. LOLOLOL
@@fleatactical7390 that could be ^^
Seems painful as it is already :p
I dunno why he was filming it, just looks like an immature ass
Rather than observe other people smoking he read how to do it and followed the instructions to the letter:
1. Put the cigarette in your mouth with the filter end closest to you
2. Light the end of the cigarette furthest away from you using a lighter or match
3. Inhale
I think it's adorable how that driver taught his cement truck to roll over.
13:05 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That dude's freaking face hahahahahahaha
I've never seen someone's face be so relatable hahahaha
These people have way more faith in their health insurance than I do.
they have way more faith that they will have an opportunity to try and collect from their health insurance.
😂😂
I hope I'm mistaken but Isn't there someone actually inside that car at 6:26
That roomba discovered a hidden crime scene
Had some serious suck power....lol
13:19 The dude yelling oh no oh god had me rolling.
I dunno why, the man who pulled out the Lawnmower string had the most defeated stance in the world.
Dude was crestfallen
He should have known Mcculloch are shyte.
I wished I couldn't say this...but I've been there...
@@nobody7817 You and Me Both.
Not as much as the truck driver covered in yellow paint
2:53 who else fells so bad for the little girl 🥺
me
@@nostalgiakid1659 love for you!
I felt so bad there man :)
The guy with the yellow colour in the face save my day 😂😂
Woman with golf club: "I hate this game!" what she really meant to say was "pay attention only to me!"
More like “Break up with me!”
More like, "I want to buy you a new tv"
Yea my guess is that dude didn’t do shit and ended up apologizing. Most men today are pussies.
You're going to die alone.
Always impressed by any machine that has the ability to destroy something while simultaneously destroying itself, but the ‘walking the plank’ swimming pool guy definitely has the comedic edge🤣
That's the last wood he's ever gonna have 😂
15:52 "We got it on tape!" That's a line I haven't heard in a couple of centuries 😅
thought I was watching AFV for a second
What do they mean by "tape"?
@@Synful_RoX And what does AFV mean?
AMERICAN FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS
@Super_Bambi_64 I was just watching AFV, America's Funniest Home Videos just yesterday. The show is still airing new episodes
12:50 also happened to my husband. He had 1st, 2nd, and 3rd degree burns on over 30% of his body. It would have been worse, but he ran and jumped in a cold shower before going to the ER. It happened over 10 years ago and he still has scars from it. I had to change the bandages every day and pull off any dead skin. His command didn't believe that he wasn't drinking when it happened. The worst part was that it all happened on his birthday, and with his new grill that I got him.
Yeah, that one scared me.
You almost had the insurance money🤣🤣🤣
Jumping into a cold shower is very beneficial. 👍👍
There are less painfull ways to get rid of him.
@@MrYfrank14 🤪🤪🤪
7:53 those sparks flying everywhere looked pretty rad. I'm still laughing about the guy sucking down the cigarette! .
The dude who skateboarded the cementary entrance totally got what he deserved
facts
They don’t even have to move his body bruh just bury him right there 😭
Why? I don't think a bunch of corpses will be all too bothered by some guy skating nearby lol
The sad lil excavator head shake at 6:41 had me rolling
The slide to catch the ice fishing pole, I felt that one. Almost lost a pole that way when I was helping my son unhook a fish he'd just caught.
7:14 the truck driver covered in yellow paint. 🤣
5:24
achievement unlocked: single
I love FailArmy so much, I always watch your videos when I have nothing to do and it's comforting in a weird way
i also watch!
Watch while I’m working out lol
Almost therapeutical lmao
There's no soundtrack or narration. A1.
2:14 making a chocolate/sweet smoothie WITH THE WRAPPERS?
Yep their there’s still no justice in the evansdale murders as well as Molly Bish, tryna find justice and seeing that dude continuing to use a chainsaw was scary as shit especially for Johnny Goshe
I'm still laughing about the guy sucking down the cigarette! 😂😂😂😂
This was hilarious. He was gonna do some D-Bag smoke rings or something and now he got a cigarette in his throat.
I seriously want to know what happened to him!
@@lynneanthony168 I hope he took it as a sign to stop smoking.
@@lynneanthony168 Yeah he might be dead 😂😂
Jk but he could be 😂
I bet his friends still make fun of him to this day 😂
The guy swallowing cigarette cracked us up 😂😂😂..watch in slow mo 😂😂😂
One thing I've learned about FA videos; never climb a ladder if there's a camera on you.
And never forget to put the brakes on!
@@BakaTaco If you flip your car.... TAKE IT OUT OF GEAR before you get out! lool (Logging machines too!)
The guy at 16:45 wasnt doing it wrong, that was a helluva save by him 😂
0:03
Failing to fix something & forgetting you're on a ladder is doubly painful.😖
Hamburger Cheeseburger Big Mac, whopper, they thought it was fucking FUNNY to try to snap my spine and fucking try to make me eat human remains. So that guys going straight to hell
yeah that's gotta hurt
Guy skateboarding down the entrance gate of cemetery. Hasn’t far to go. 😂
I hope he hurts for the REST OF HIS LIFE. That is a BURIAL ground, NOT A PLAYGROUND. shame on him for even breathing and wasting our air.
2:29 Pull the lever Kronk *falls* WRONG LEVER
Why do we even have that lever?
The guy diving into the net with the tree was pretty smooth actually
I love how at 7:25 the dresser falling kinda sounds like a lego game when something breaks or dies
Nice crew you got there, mind if I borrow them.
5:40 this is grounds for breakup
My mans did NOT deserve that 😢
I was just lucky.
I would be so furious theyd be lucky if they could even get their phone.
1:35 That wasn't a fail that was being lucky
I like it when someone tells me they've been doing something for 40 years and I come along and show them they've been doing it wrong for 40 years.
I'm never too humble to learn something useful. I've surprised a few "experts" myself.
Dude at 0:52 doing his best Tusken Raider impersonation with that goofy ass laugh
16:44 Impressive acrobatics there!
right man!
And still managed to keep the bike upright. Impressive for sure!
6:26 God the fact someone th0ught it was okay to park there makes me laugh so much
I am pretty confident that one was intentional.
I think that location was from Oklahoma
@@IllustriousCrocoduckyep.
The fork truck driver with the skids, definition of doing it wrong
The absolute WORST one was when the deer jumped thru the glass and the idiot lady just kept making the deer more terrified when she was screaming Bloody Mary like the deer was trying to harm her or something. The BEST one was a tie between the cat flipping out over the toaster and the concrete truck driver trying to be smart and get one inch closer and turns the entire truck over as weight shifted from the mixed concrete. I’ve witnessed that actually happening personally.
When "Dude, hold my beer" meets "But I don't know how to hold a beer" followed by "Hold it anyway!".
ha ha..yeP!
and one where bro rides on gas tamper. bro actually tryn get relief from case of blue balls 😏.
anyone ever had to use a gas tamper knows EXACTLY what am sayn. If bro gotta tight nut from lookin on hoty babes. Them extreme vibrations always guarantee a "shootout"
🥵 ' '👊🏻' '☄️💭💭💭🗯️
💪🏻🧒🏻 ✊🏻
🦵🏻🩲🦵🏻 🩳🧻best bring change a briefs. 😳🥴🤤
The leap into the Christmas tree wrapper was a smashing success! No fail detected.
9:15 I almost got a heart attack thinking that was that thing that shreds trees.
holy shit lol
Why must I always be surrounded by fricking idiots?
- Dr Evil
For 13:15, it helps to remember poor Chuck Connors nearly got lynched for the first known instance of shattering the backboard in professional basketball. Long before his stint on _The Rifleman_ Chuck was an athlete... and he pulled that stunt during the very first game of the Boston Celtics.
It was an ordinary jump shot. The equipment was defective.
You have quite the imagination, champ.
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Good to see that Johnny 5 is still alive. Was fun to watch. Great video
The yellow paint guy was the funniest
There's always the one person with the maniacal laugh.
1:57 Hold up, is he really just throwing water into an electric toaster oven huh? I know it’s on fire but way to add even more hazard to an already dangerous situation. 😂
I’m not sure there’s that much danger of electrocution at that point. If that breaker hadn’t already tripped the water probably would have tripped it.
@@ribo451 It still feels almost impossibly dumb.
He may have already unpluged it. Also, you can use water on energized equipment, you just cant have contact with the water. You can throw the water. You cant hold a hose or extinguisher. Cant do that with high voltage but you shouldn't be fighting a high voltage electrical fire. Even the fire department wont touch those until the power is off.
5:34 This is why communication is key in any relationship.
Wrong, this is why dating toxic people is key in any relationship
I think her message was made pretty clear.
@@FreeAssange and the only response to her message is to kick her ass to the curb.
@@rhondaparr5739”This is why dating toxic ppl is key” ohhhhh my bad ill try that one next time lmao
:39 dog was like "im telling you right now that dog is not real"
8:44 😂😂😂😂 so relatable
That robot dog was pretty cool. Was fun to watch. Great video
I know, the movements are spectacular and creepy.
@15:05 i need that vacuum 😂
I feel sorry for those sausage dogs, getting bullied by the guy controlling the robot dog.
10:34 ~ The robot fails are absolutely hilarious!
I just realized why my life isn't as exciting... I'm too smart😂
That or you don't have friends
@@rhondaparr5739 😦
You can be smart, & fun... if you weren't so boring.
I watch entirely too much crime tv. When the roomba takes the tile off the floor, my first thought was “call the crime scene techs. That looks like blood!” 😂
11:47 Fail Army literally showed an army failing!
your videos are so funny and hilarious! keep it up
At 3:55, you can see that life had other plans for that person!
This is the definition of "I think ya sent her just a little too hard there, bud"
lmao the deer jumping into the barber shop
The guys at the vending machine weren't idiots lol they were just lucky they got more than what they paid for lol
not how those work but sure
I've lost a mint in those things. 😩
If it had the access door at the bottom they lucked out, if it was the one where the machine sets it behind a semi cylinder of plexiglass they're screwed.
I dont believe they got any freebies from that type of machine. I dont think they have acess to where the cans fell.
I watched a guy on you tube shoot up a soda machine .it kept giving free sodas while it was getting shot. So, if you are in a place where a guy shoots up the place, after the cops leave, check the machines for free soda.
@@MrYfrank14 Yep. If I'm in the same room as a gun battle, the soda machine will be my main priority. 😀
Please....don't start putting in the "Oh no no, no no no, uhuuuh, woehahaha" guy. (7:30) That's what made you unique in the fail clip business
For a moment I thought that was the original audio of the clip. I hate that laugh, it's almost worst than the drunk squirrel.
I'm getting evicted out of my apartment but you know what I can watch failed army and it momentarily takes me away from my woes
'I was trying to make dinner'😂
0 my god talk about an opening clip... Jesus Christ that injury looked bad!
I like that Texas cap.
5:35 seems like such a great husband who treats his wife well
THIS VIDEO HAS TO BE ONE OF THE TOP TENS... I couldn't stop laughing in Fails of the week.
My reaction to 98% of these were gasping, "ooo" or "Are you okay?"
laughed the hardest at the one with the yellow paint. That poor driver! 🤣🤣🤣
i love the videos that end with the person just laughing while still getting the shot, hilarious
Oscar Mike, if wanna shoot me they tried years ago, when I was 3.
A young kid said “You got it on tape!” Listen sonny, tape was back in my day. You are digital now.
“D'oh!” He became a Simpson character. 7:19 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The guy getting pounded by the jackhammer looked very happy while failing
0:39 - My favourite so far
How does that not terrify you. Two robots like that on every street with something on them to shoot you and a man somewhere controlling it. They don't feel just keep coming.
@@splash-qi5knone robot, one asshole 1 neighborhood. Many friends, and Fent plugs don’t count.
Yellow paint guy in the truck! 😂😂😂😂
I'd pay money to see how this happened in fails of the week. This is the first time I've seen anything like it.
11:22 How Oliver Tree was made
Yep lmao. I think I might’ve broken him a bit too much when dealing with my Fun uncle and Not the known pedo uncle.
That guy at 4:30 😅 “hey? Fuck now??!”
Where I work we have a forklift that several people say, "Oh, I can operate that." No, they are very sensitive machines and only a well-trained person should operate one. There are places to get training to avoid these accidents. Fortunately nobody was injured.
6:56 I feel for that man so much, you’re out there ready to get the job done that you don’t even want to do and now it’s turned into a trip to the store and the time to repair the machine to do the work you don’t even want to do. I feel ya man, been there too many times.
Cheap ass lawnmower lol
@@arch7447 Looks new, too. So now he has to load it up in his truck (assuming he has one) and do the whole warranty thing or return it and get a different one.
@@arch7447pull strings eventually all break.
@@JesseJ588 NOT if you replace them regularly...
Dude covered in paint looking around like there's nothing to see 😂😂 7:21