you are amazing, Amanda. You do all this work while having to constantly look over your shoulder, like a paranoid drug dealer, watching for the next attack from dino-chicken. And you have a smile the whole time. Amazing. Simply amazing.
I have a human Karen who is not nearly as nice or pretty as emu Karen but has attempted as many if not more attacks from her and then others as I became closer in size. Aren't they a blessing in disguise in disguise 😮😂😮
Love snaps...baby, love snaps!! Karen's number one hit song. 🐊🐊 Amanda's writing a self-defense guide called: "How to put your emu in a choke hold 101."🥋🥊😄😁 Michael just makes my heart melt every time. 💗🥰
The comment to Michael about the wind going in one ear and out the other & you can catch some serious wind damn near choked on my drink. My bad I should know better ❤
So, about Anglo race obsession. Phenotypes are incidental and do not define the character of a person: or do you want to claim the Arab Supremacists of the 2nd Caliphate were White? Kinda racist to appropriate early Islam for Whites but yes, we, especially the Irish, somehow get to claim Arab history......unless you wanna admit race and location do not matter??
While you were feeding, I kept trying to figure out what kind of little critter was on the pile of who knows what. I thought a bird, but then it looked bigger like a guinea pig, but that couldn't be right...what the heck was it??! Turns out it was Stanley's head poking up and down and the pile of who knows what was his body, lol!!
I like how Karen waits until you finish dumping her food, and then attacks 😅. Love Michael's wind-swepted hair and coment...thank you for the lol!!! ❤😂😂❤
Karen your bad association for poor Stanley! Maybe you need a big ol Ostrich bodyguard following you around. Ostrich: “Ohhhh Karen, you gonna learn today” 💛😂💛
Seriously the Emu’s especially Karen, freak me out, I’m so afraid they’re going to eventually peck out one of your (beautiful) eyes or seriously injure your head or pretty face. If I had your job I would wear safety glasses and a safety helmet around them LOL! 😂 You’re very brave, and patient!
Karen is just upset because humans now have to feed the dinosaurs and Micheal… sweet dear Micheal. I don’t know how you don’t choke on your own spit laughing at him. He really is quite derpy.
Much respect Amanda!! From one animal rescuer to another (I currently am permitted to share space with a narcissistic rescued pit bull - formerly called Bo - now known far and wide as Beauregard, a cat called Frankie Froo (doodley doo) who never learned to meow and was plucked from a storm drain, another cat who sheds more than any creature alive, who’s tongue perpetually hangs out of her mouth because of teeth issues who was dumped on our road we affectionately named Kittiot and some others… But I wanted to say thank you for all you do including constantly putting up with a Karen (in every sense of the word!) who continually, for whatever reason (?) tries to bite the hand that feeds her… hmmm and they say there aren’t female narcissists lol… PLUS! Amazingly you always look splendid while caring for and defecting attacks from your diverse brood!! If you ever do a fundraiser via selling Useless Farms merch or something along those lines, I would totally make some purchases!! Thanks for everything you do - for the animals along with providing some much needed levity in an often negative and contentious world (I mean I guess Miss Karen - or is it ‘Ms.’?? has the contentious part covered lol….) Best from southwestern Pennsylvania!!
I can't believe how brave you are around her when she attacks your so much, a massive bird with massive beak and claws and you stand there strong stroking her calling her sweet girl after she tries to peck your eyes out, your a better woman than me❤❤❤
Gosh i love Michael. I am SO glad i don't know where you live. Because me and my walker would be at your farm alot so i could give Michael lots of love and treats. Lol 😂❤
I just finished watching every minute of the 2024 Paris Olympics that I could when not working, but I have to imagine if there was an event for Emu murderous rage, Karen would be awarded the Gold . . . and the Silver . . . and the Bronze because the judges would be terrified that Karen would come after them if they did not.
Your reaction skills are phenomenal! Fight or flight. I guess that leaves out Karen. No flight. It sucks that she's that way because she's a stunning animal. She's absolutely gorgeous, but maybe she can take it down a notch. 🕊
Every time she attacks, every time, you respond with a loving stroke. You set the best example of how to care for critters. One of your videos never fails to brighten my day a bit.💜💜💜
I kid you not, g'bless you for taking care of them. If it were me, I think I would have had "Karen drum sticks" by now... Love your care of those animals.
The way she looked at you and plotted the optimal angle of attack
I look at Amanda the same way She protect us if we don't have skills 🤨🚬
The way stanley tried to move the pbone so it wasn't captured on video 😱
My favorite part is the moment when Karen tried to sabotage the phone. She's gotta make sure there aren't any witnesses, right? 😂
Wind blown Michael is my absolute favorite thing ever 🥰
No it's not Michael could have been injured 😡🚬
I love Michael too. Completely oblivious and you can see it in his sweet eyes.
How can you NOT love him?😂🥰❤️
I would wear a T-shirt with his sweet blank stare on it rocking the windblown mullet! 😂
@@katiewaterrose~ 🙌🏼I’m in! Lol
Karen puts new meaning to “biting the hand…. Or head that feeds you”
Ikr?!
you are amazing, Amanda. You do all this work while having to constantly look over your shoulder, like a paranoid drug dealer, watching for the next attack from dino-chicken. And you have a smile the whole time. Amazing. Simply amazing.
Dinoooo chickennn 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And freakin perfect hair!!!
Hysterical!!
@@christinalee2072 I wonder if that's the whole reason Karen tries to do her in! Her hair is better than my mane, I'll take care of that/her😮!!!
her: "I bring you food!"
bird: "time to die!!!"
Geez Karen takes advantage every chance she gets.
Every attack increases the probability that she'll make it. It's a numbers game
Michael needs a shampoo or hairspray endorsement. That wind blown look is all 80’s supermodel 😂
Q: What do you do for fun?
A: fight dinosaurs…..
I love how you sneak in a pet whenever you can with Karen.
“What are we gonna do today, Karen?”
“Same thing we do every day, Stanley. Plan to murder the woman and take over the farm!”
Karen is so sassy and Stanley is such a sweetheart
If Doug tries to check the wind direction with his dangler and it starts blowing in circles, take cover immediately 😂
That gave me a good laugh😂
😅😅😅 Doug's weather "vein".
@@EDog-ti7jb 🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂. Now I will be looking even though I don’t want too
My, you're all saucy tonight! 😅
Stanley is always the gentle- turning the camera just enough to save you from the gratuitous butt shot!
I just googled " how long do domesticated emus live?" and you are now on my prayer list. (35 years!)
😂❤ 😂❤🙏🏻
Do they live that long? Although, I think Karen may just live forever just to spite Amanda and the rest of us.
I have a human Karen who is not nearly as nice or pretty as emu Karen but has attempted as many if not more attacks from her and then others as I became closer in size. Aren't they a blessing in disguise in disguise 😮😂😮
Mikie likes strong winds. It blows out any stray cobwebs and brain cells through his ears. That’s my boy! 🤪
Love snaps...baby, love snaps!!
Karen's number one hit song. 🐊🐊
Amanda's writing a self-defense guide called: "How to put your emu in a choke hold 101."🥋🥊😄😁
Michael just makes my heart melt every time. 💗🥰
The comment to Michael about the wind going in one ear and out the other & you can catch some serious wind damn near choked on my drink. My bad I should know better ❤
Michael always makes me laugh lol.
I've never seen Karen "plot" like that before, glad it was caught on camera as evidence in her murder trial. 🤔
Stanley just roosting patiently like the precious birb angel he is. 😊❤
So, about Anglo race obsession. Phenotypes are incidental and do not define the character of a person: or do you want to claim the Arab Supremacists of the 2nd Caliphate were White? Kinda racist to appropriate early Islam for Whites but yes, we, especially the Irish, somehow get to claim Arab history......unless you wanna admit race and location do not matter??
I think Karen would defend her until the end. Because she is hers.
Karen’s murderous sassiness is a whole new vibe 😆🤣
They’re both feisty today.
While you were feeding, I kept trying to figure out what kind of little critter was on the pile of who knows what. I thought a bird, but then it looked bigger like a guinea pig, but that couldn't be right...what the heck was it??! Turns out it was Stanley's head poking up and down and the pile of who knows what was his body, lol!!
these videos ALWAYS put a smile on my face!! And to actually see Karen "plot" her attack was tooooo funny!!!
That little girl is sooooo sassy!! I love her!!
I like how Karen waits until you finish dumping her food, and then attacks 😅. Love Michael's wind-swepted hair and coment...thank you for the lol!!! ❤😂😂❤
Every time. Every single time I watch Useless Farm I honk🤨 out laughter! Love this channel
Karen your bad association for poor Stanley! Maybe you need a big ol Ostrich bodyguard following you around. Ostrich: “Ohhhh Karen, you gonna learn today” 💛😂💛
Seriously the Emu’s especially Karen, freak me out, I’m so afraid they’re going to eventually peck out one of your (beautiful) eyes or seriously injure your head or pretty face. If I had your job I would wear safety glasses and a safety helmet around them LOL! 😂 You’re very brave, and patient!
Bless his sweet heart!! ❤️ ❤❤❤
One thing's for sure, you never miss out on arm day with Karen around 😂
I live in Ontario and it was too windy for me and Munchie to play outside 😮🐕
Tell her I said "You were an egg that should've been eaten." You could also tell her the price of Emu meat is increasing as fast as bitcoin.
Oh my word… if anyone ever offered me free emus or ostriches… I’d hafta say NOOOO thanks…. They are JERKS!! Lol
KAREN, WHO WOULD FEED YOU?????
Amanda- You REALLY NEED SAFETY GLASSES!
Karen is just upset because humans now have to feed the dinosaurs and Micheal… sweet dear Micheal. I don’t know how you don’t choke on your own spit laughing at him. He really is quite derpy.
Karen is just bitter and embarrassed bc no one from the office attended her step-goddaughter's goat farm wedding and Cracker Barrel reception buffet.
You are my hero ❤❤❤
Evilmu.
Michael was sporting surf vibes 🏄♂️
'no! you sweet girl '
The dichotomies are high in this realm
Love your channel!!!! It always makes my day!!!! ❤
Much respect Amanda!! From one animal rescuer to another (I currently am permitted to share space with a narcissistic rescued pit bull - formerly called Bo - now known far and wide as Beauregard, a cat called Frankie Froo (doodley doo) who never learned to meow and was plucked from a storm drain, another cat who sheds more than any creature alive, who’s tongue perpetually hangs out of her mouth because of teeth issues who was dumped on our road we affectionately named Kittiot and some others…
But I wanted to say thank you for all you do including constantly putting up with a Karen (in every sense of the word!) who continually, for whatever reason (?) tries to bite the hand that feeds her… hmmm and they say there aren’t female narcissists lol…
PLUS! Amazingly you always look splendid while caring for and defecting attacks from your diverse brood!!
If you ever do a fundraiser via selling Useless Farms merch or something along those lines, I would totally make some purchases!!
Thanks for everything you do - for the animals along with providing some much needed levity in an often negative and contentious world (I mean I guess Miss Karen - or is it ‘Ms.’?? has the contentious part covered lol….)
Best from southwestern Pennsylvania!!
I think we're close in proximity, my weather was exactly the same today. Love the farm, your sense of humour, and the kids make me howl everyday 😂✌️💜
all I have to say is that Karen is one blessed bird.
Amanda, you are a fantastic MOM
I know you have a good loving heart, but I just couldn't deal with those constant attacks from Karen. It must be exhausting.❤
She truly is the ULTIMATE KAREN.
This lady has the patience of a Saint! 😮❤😂
I am always amazed how calm you are during the attacks!
I laughed out loud seeing Michael's hair style today 😂 And then with his desperate little Hmmmmh 😂
Stanley tried to attack you too?!
Amanda is trained normal people wood be killed by those pet's 😮🚬
Amanda 😂Karen is alway trying to take you out! 😅 Lol
And you still feed her-you’re a saint ❤
I can't believe how brave you are around her when she attacks your so much, a massive bird with massive beak and claws and you stand there strong stroking her calling her sweet girl after she tries to peck your eyes out, your a better woman than me❤❤❤
It’s probably the fluorescent lights they live under. Maybe a softer wattage will make Karen happier.
You are so glamorous - even while shoveling shit or gossiping with HR
Kung fu Karen will bite the hand that feeds her and eat it for dinner 🍽️
For a minute i thought Stanley missed his leg shipment
Bless Michael’s heart
Karen just never gives it up!
Probability says if she keeps trying, 1 day she'll make it. It's a numbers game
She flips it off and says FU 🤣
The way Karen waits until Amanda uses BOTH hands to carry the sack...
Amanda you and the farm should be on TV. The ratings would be high!!!
Gosh i love Michael. I am SO glad i don't know where you live. Because me and my walker would be at your farm alot so i could give Michael lots of love and treats. Lol 😂❤
Damn Stanley got a bit Zesty too. Karen got him behaving badly too.🤣
I think you are an amazing person to protect these animals. I am amazed at what you are doing. Love you.
"In one ear and out the other"
Whilst he has a completely vacant look in his eyes . . .
This is unconditional love .
I just finished watching every minute of the 2024 Paris Olympics that I could when not working, but I have to imagine if there was an event for Emu murderous rage, Karen would be awarded the Gold . . . and the Silver . . . and the Bronze because the judges would be terrified that Karen would come after them if they did not.
You can’t even just casually feed Karen without her trying to get you.
Love all your content and the animals. They all take a part in making useless farm outstanding. Stay safe! Everyone.....that wind is crazy
Doug's Gift weighs him down so he doesnt get swept away with the wind.
I’m just outside Philly and my lil cottage is shaking from the wind! Karen was extra murderous today!
I'm on the coast in RI. It's been 24 mph for about 24 hrs now
Ohh... ! I just saw that! Karen is a sneaky, kicking, opportunist!
You make my day!! The down-to-earth environment.
Combined with you're amazing.
Dry Sense of humor It's hilarious.
Your reaction skills are phenomenal! Fight or flight. I guess that leaves out Karen. No flight. It sucks that she's that way because she's a stunning animal. She's absolutely gorgeous, but maybe she can take it down a notch. 🕊
Put a notch in it karen 🤣🩷
Love all those critters, but you make the channel one of the very best. God bless you.
Every time she attacks, every time, you respond with a loving stroke. You set the best example of how to care for critters. One of your videos never fails to brighten my day a bit.💜💜💜
I kid you not, g'bless you for taking care of them. If it were me, I think I would have had "Karen drum sticks" by now... Love your care of those animals.
Lord, it's like she's part T-Rex 🤣
Michael is an angel. 😊❤
Girl, your hair is magnificent! ❤ My poor spirit animal has become the ultimate airhead lol 💨🦙💨🦙💨🦙
❤️ Michael is sweet enough to make up for the evil Karen.❤️
It's a sad that ostriches don't understand the love you offer them every day
Karan never got the memo of you’re not supposed to bite the hand that feeds you
How can you not love Michael ❤
Michael is so meaningful 😂❤
And again, Stanley comes through smelling like a rose. I have my suspicions. Karen isn’t aggressive for nothing
The velociraptor noises kill me.
You were touching her man! 😂
She’s _never_ going to sing “Jolene” 🎤🎶😁
voice of an angel, sweet boy!
Karen needs to meet Kevin from the urban rescue ranger 😂
This often aggressive bird would end up on my table!
Aw, Michael.
Oh my gosh! Michaels hair looks so cute blown out🦙
Karen is determined, you have to give her that.
Thing is, I think Karen actually does love you. In her own special, twistedly psycho way. 😂
Those birds are terrifying, I wouldn’t go near them whatsoever…
Karen is one devious little bugger...I'm afraid I would not be so kind to her!!!