Joe Machi Comedy Central Showcase 9/22/10

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024
  • hello, please enjoy my Comedy Central "Comics to Watch" showcase on 9/22/10 at Broadway Comedy Club in New York City.

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  • @rseepersaud
    @rseepersaud 9 лет назад +208

    This is the true winner of last comic standing. He was robbed.

    • @boltboy65
      @boltboy65 8 лет назад +9

      +Ravi S I totally agree! Wayans screwed him over.

    • @fit10productions82
      @fit10productions82 8 лет назад +6

      Period

    • @emoimo4171
      @emoimo4171 8 лет назад +1

      Meh.
      He doesn't do much original shit.
      I saw him in person the other day, and he's still reusing these jokes from over a year ago.
      Almost all of these, he uses everywhere he goes.

    • @marygagne3584
      @marygagne3584 8 лет назад

      Malachi Fitten h

    • @rabb046
      @rabb046 7 лет назад +3

      When's your Half Hour Special on Comedy Central coming out.
      I can't wait to watch it.

  • @MoreMallards
    @MoreMallards 10 лет назад +87

    This guy was hilarious at last comic standing....busted a gut through out his whole set

  • @doeboi82
    @doeboi82 2 года назад +4

    Wow! what a set! Love this dude every since I seen him on Red Eye. So happy he is doing so well now. Both he and Sam are two of my favorites.

  • @doheo33
    @doheo33 3 месяца назад +1

    Joe machi bank password joke is the funniest joke I’ve heard in my life.

  • @SwankeyMonkey
    @SwankeyMonkey 10 лет назад +63

    Joe Machi was robbed.
    He deserved to be in the top three.
    I loved how on LCS he changed his 'N-word password' joke's punchline to say, "this robbery would become a homicide." Hilarious!

    • @danielwestover240
      @danielwestover240 9 лет назад +3

      I agree; he should have won. But they did choose the second best.

  • @jessiex3115
    @jessiex3115 10 лет назад +104

    He's either a cyborg, a brain trauma survivor, or a serial killer. Regardless, he's funny as hell and kind of a genius.

    • @daveloughran729
      @daveloughran729 5 лет назад +9

      He actually has an amazing joke about aspergers.

    • @InHumanoXY
      @InHumanoXY 4 года назад +3

      @@moden321 he´s got Asburgers hahahaha

    • @WolfNippleChips71
      @WolfNippleChips71 3 года назад +4

      Have you seen his bit on being a serial killer? Lol

  • @feastofmoloch666
    @feastofmoloch666 7 месяцев назад +2

    I like his two hand movements.

  • @ChrisPearson1337
    @ChrisPearson1337 10 лет назад +14

    Both versions to his password joke are good. This was a good crowd too. Gotta love it, even tho they may see a joke coming, it still nails their expectations.

  • @codyfreeman2535
    @codyfreeman2535 4 года назад +9

    What an underrated comedian. This was amazing.

  • @saimanohar194
    @saimanohar194 10 лет назад +8

    Joe, you're the best, man! You were definitely the best on last comic standing and you really deserved to win, anyone with a brainstem would agree! I hope this really is your channel and I hope you'll upload more videos of your sets! GIVE THIS MAN A TALK SHOW, at the very least!

  • @ChrisPearson1337
    @ChrisPearson1337 10 лет назад +10

    Can't help loving this guy! I like the "Fool me once..." Bush bit. It is also funny to watch how long it takes audience to catch up. He just grabs attention like gravity.

  • @austinharding
    @austinharding 10 лет назад +27

    This guy is going to rock for the next 10 years.

    • @carynmartin6053
      @carynmartin6053 6 лет назад +3

      Austin Harding and he was just featured on Conan

    • @theHOAmestead
      @theHOAmestead 2 месяца назад +3

      I'm here 10 years later and he's a writer and a regular guest on Gutfeld, the most popular late night show.

  • @DunkMasterFlex
    @DunkMasterFlex 10 лет назад +37

    One of the funnies guys ever.

  • @danielskrivan6921
    @danielskrivan6921 6 лет назад +23

    "I don't know about you, but I don't like racism". Two people laugh. "Just me...okay...."

  • @poppacpopping
    @poppacpopping 10 лет назад +27

    If you look closely he's mouthing "I gotta pee I gotta pee"

  • @JS-qw8hy
    @JS-qw8hy Год назад +1

    The best even 12 years ago when he was 15

  • @vilislacis3337
    @vilislacis3337 6 лет назад +6

    Just discovered this comic, he is awesome!

  • @Zmaster358
    @Zmaster358 10 лет назад +7

    Joe Machi, you're my hero.

  • @terminatorgir
    @terminatorgir 10 лет назад +29

    I keep waiting for them to bleed him dry asking him to do so many sets but the guy is unstoppable. 3 sets on one elimination round, the other guy ran out of jokes. Joe went up again this week and still won. Turns out the fastest way to get yourself knocked out of last comic standing is saying you're funnier than joe machi
    ‪#‎JoeMachiNumber1‬

  • @emilykey5721
    @emilykey5721 10 лет назад +7

    Definitely my favorite contestant on Last Comic. :D I'd love to see him win it.

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 5 лет назад +3

    9 years later still holding liquids on stage, you've definitely payed your dues, good material,

  • @flynnswagmire4303
    @flynnswagmire4303 6 лет назад +2

    That banking password joke is fucking amazing. So goddamn clever.

  • @Rammshtyn
    @Rammshtyn 10 лет назад +28

    When a comedian can tell a racist joke and EVERYONE laughs, Its a good day for comedy!
    Joe Machi does that

  • @ludacrisbutler
    @ludacrisbutler 10 лет назад +5

    too funny, my face hurts. has to be one of the funniest stand up comedians out there

  • @j.s.m.5351
    @j.s.m.5351 6 лет назад +3

    Holy shit that 'n' word bit is the best I've seen in a while.

  • @ginakaye8590
    @ginakaye8590 2 года назад +1

    He is adorable.

  • @dfertefwergwergrfgwr
    @dfertefwergwergrfgwr 10 лет назад +11

    I wish Red Eye would use this guy on every show.You know it is going to be a great show when Machi and Gavin Miginnis are on. Gutfeld should hire Gavin as a regular also.

    • @SwankeyMonkey
      @SwankeyMonkey 10 лет назад

      McInnes is hilariously awesome, but is too much of a wildcard to have as a regular. And if he was a regular, it would be difficult to excuse reason to give us his other characters (family- Jimmy and Miles).
      I would lean more towards having the very funny Sherrod Small as a regular. After all he was at one time Andy Levy's roommate, and is a little more rounded and brings a somewhat liberal point of view, like we used to get from Bill Shulz.

  • @megasevenoldchannel
    @megasevenoldchannel 10 лет назад +7

    So great. I sincerely hope you win Last Comic Standing.

    • @calicoc1335
      @calicoc1335 10 лет назад +2

      He was put on the spot and had no time to prepare other material, and so he fell back to one of his previous comedy routines he knew was well received,

  • @shayshannon4207
    @shayshannon4207 10 лет назад +6

    I think you are the funniest stand up I have ever seen! I adore you and I hope I get to see you live someday! Really happy to see you on Last Comic Standing - you deserve to win! I laugh so hard at your jokes I can't breathe. HILARIOUS! :)

  • @kumicho23
    @kumicho23 9 лет назад +15

    I have loved this guy the first moment he went on stage at LCS ... I also think he should have won the show! He's the smartest one and his material is edgy and so gut-wrenchingly hilarious...

    • @crazyjoe6209
      @crazyjoe6209 9 лет назад

      I was looking at your profiles photos and you are very beautiful I consider you a shining star... Kumicho Yamaguchi ✨🌟💫

    • @kumicho23
      @kumicho23 9 лет назад

      Um...thank you? 😃😀☺😊

    • @crazyjoe6209
      @crazyjoe6209 9 лет назад +1

      Kumicho Yamaguchi your welcome 😊🌷

    • @justinbowen2003able
      @justinbowen2003able 8 лет назад +1

      Because he joking about stuff you can immediately relate to that doesnt require extensive thought so you instantly get it, just a mental trick

  • @JoshShuman
    @JoshShuman 6 лет назад +3

    4:20-6:00 is still one of the best jokes I've ever heard, anywhere. Set-up was just so goddamn funny.

  • @lookingjust987654321
    @lookingjust987654321 4 года назад +2

    WOW DUDE ... you've refined this thing. 10 years of effort. Amazing.

  • @jsminch
    @jsminch 11 лет назад +3

    Saw you on Red Eye wanted to find out how your standup was, was a little worried at first but you had me rollin. Oh, my literally loling. Thanks man.

  • @cosmosolano2269
    @cosmosolano2269 10 лет назад +4

    just brilliant!! win last comic standing... WIN IT! :-)

  • @mashukbillah1707
    @mashukbillah1707 10 лет назад +4

    he KILLED that set!!!

  • @Monster_Mover_Stocks
    @Monster_Mover_Stocks 3 года назад +4

    Loving this guy on Gutfeld! Funniest guy EVER!!!

  • @74dolah
    @74dolah 9 лет назад +2

    I was truly surprised to see him not win Last Comic Standing but if you get a chance, check out some of the Red Eye spots he's on, he's hilarious.

  • @moon8rager212
    @moon8rager212 4 года назад +3

    Oof just fell in love

  • @TheRealDrJoey
    @TheRealDrJoey 3 года назад +2

    Love this guy.

  • @Chainsawcornpop
    @Chainsawcornpop 10 лет назад +14

    Joe is love joe is life

  • @chunstergp2
    @chunstergp2 12 лет назад +4

    haha "you don't need to clap for that"

  • @victory01
    @victory01 10 лет назад +13

    How do you not give that guy a standing ovation?

  • @rodneyparker3720
    @rodneyparker3720 10 лет назад +2

    nice, he so nervous he can't stop moving and putting his cup in the air.

  • @jenssweeting3915
    @jenssweeting3915 4 года назад +3

    This dude is a genius

  • @SyncStatic
    @SyncStatic 10 лет назад +1

    The waddling in place makes in an even funnier bit

  • @CamoShirt
    @CamoShirt 7 лет назад +2

    i laughed the hardest at his stuff especially at the beginning just getting to know him on LCS. Rodman was getting old at the end, though his last set was good. i thought for sure Nikki Carr was going to win.

  • @schram21891
    @schram21891 10 лет назад +3

    Joe Machi for PRESIDENT... or ... winner of LCS anyway.

  • @carynmartin6053
    @carynmartin6053 6 лет назад +2

    He's a fuckin comedic genius!!!

  • @DaveonDrums
    @DaveonDrums 10 лет назад +11

    should have won Last Comic Standing

  • @aimeevictoria6372
    @aimeevictoria6372 3 года назад +1

    The original ending to 'friends don't let friends drive drunk' was 'he's dead now! I texted him the whole way home.'

  • @colokurt1
    @colokurt1 10 лет назад +2

    He used a lot of this material on Last Comic Standing last week in a elimination challenge. I would like to hear some of his other material. Pretty hilarious guy though

  • @salvatoredebella4502
    @salvatoredebella4502 3 года назад +1

    Genius!

  • @d2sdad
    @d2sdad 10 лет назад +17

    You should have won Last Comic Standing! But, I guess, making people laugh so hard that you have to pause so they can catch their breath so they don't die isn't as important a component of comedy as I thought it must be. I suppose I wouldn't be qualified to judge.

  • @JarnBjorn72
    @JarnBjorn72 6 лет назад +2

    "I betcha can't get home in five minutes!" HAH! Love it! ;-D

  • @BikiniDeathSquad
    @BikiniDeathSquad 9 лет назад +4

    he's good

  • @itchyego
    @itchyego 5 лет назад +2

    Joe Machi..... Genius.... Period..... nword. Exclamation point.

  • @mi777ke777
    @mi777ke777 10 лет назад +2

    Dude is funny as shit

  • @ValentinoMariotto
    @ValentinoMariotto 3 года назад +1

    3:12 that aged so badly hahahaha

  • @chunstergp2
    @chunstergp2 12 лет назад +1

    this is so funny, way to go Joe!!

  • @dreamulator
    @dreamulator Год назад +1

    hilarious

  • @truejaneysue8269
    @truejaneysue8269 3 года назад +1

    Funny stuff!!😂😂

  • @karamlevi
    @karamlevi 4 года назад +1

    Mr Regan sent me... he is awesome 👏🏽 😎

  • @TomKellyShow
    @TomKellyShow 12 лет назад

    Great clip! Congrats! Here is a like vote from your friends at TomKellyShow

  • @thatshowwiththatchick3094
    @thatshowwiththatchick3094 10 лет назад +2

    I totally want to marry u! Lol ur amazing, and I hope u win Last Comic Standing!

  • @mikec3675
    @mikec3675 10 лет назад

    He was great on the Ron & Fez show a couple of days ago. Just awkward and funny as hell.

  • @DJaySplitSecond
    @DJaySplitSecond 10 лет назад +1

    I hope he wins at last comic standing, very funny

  • @joerubach7761
    @joerubach7761 10 лет назад +3

    Damn funny

  • @TheFabulousNosePuppy
    @TheFabulousNosePuppy 11 лет назад +1

    Too funny, too cute!

  • @GigglrTv
    @GigglrTv 7 лет назад +1

    They said I could be anything so I became a RUclips comment!

  • @sethcawley12
    @sethcawley12 6 лет назад +1

    Are we sure this man is not a robot?

  • @ayanajayjay5094
    @ayanajayjay5094 10 лет назад +1

    On LCS he has gotten better with nervousness #ICantEvenLoseOneVirginity

  • @heatbucspies55
    @heatbucspies55 10 лет назад +2

    freaking killer.

  • @narveson10
    @narveson10 10 лет назад

    Now we know where Gumby's voice went too, lol!

  • @HazaelG
    @HazaelG 12 лет назад +1

    wanna hear more of his stuff

  • @InHumanoXY
    @InHumanoXY 4 года назад

    I love this guy hahahahahahaha

  • @southernsuccubus420
    @southernsuccubus420 4 года назад +1

    Really wish I could watch this with better audio, it is hilarious, but I have a hard time understanding him and keep having to rewind it because of all of the background noise

  • @eqsheiky
    @eqsheiky 7 лет назад

    So, Swifty introduced comedians back in the day? I never knew.

  • @danielskrivan6921
    @danielskrivan6921 2 года назад

    The reason Bush didn't say "shame on me" is so he wouldn't have that soundbyte out there.

  • @ElGordo2497
    @ElGordo2497 4 года назад +1

    Hey should try to get back into this shape

  • @tajames6491
    @tajames6491 10 лет назад +2

    He just lost in the Last Comic Standing

  • @larryhyde5127
    @larryhyde5127 3 года назад

    Reminds me of Josh Blue - but without the pesky disease.

  • @TrollPoliceWinburn
    @TrollPoliceWinburn 10 лет назад

    Is that Lemongrab from Adventure Time?

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 3 года назад +1

    Hitler also said Germans are superior and was Austrian but whatevs 🤷‍♂️ heh

  • @iWumbologyy
    @iWumbologyy 10 лет назад +3

    He used some of these jokes in last comic standing :p

  • @dr.javitamckinney8880
    @dr.javitamckinney8880 5 лет назад

    JOE, YOU LOOK GREAT WITH THAT SIZE...VERY HANDSOME...XOXO

  • @jeanjeansTV
    @jeanjeansTV 10 лет назад +1

    LMAOOOOO

  • @richardtickler5067
    @richardtickler5067 6 лет назад

    oh shit its the kid

  • @SkilesHasFun
    @SkilesHasFun 11 лет назад +1

    @Timothy Stratton: No, it's a bit.

    • @megasevenoldchannel
      @megasevenoldchannel 10 лет назад +10

      From what I've seen on Last Comic Standing... no, he's just a nervous and awkward guy. But that's part of what makes him so lovable.

  • @rick4400
    @rick4400 Год назад

    Is your mic on? lol

  • @thom3820
    @thom3820 7 лет назад

    After Otto's W. death Comedy Central can go to hell. They mocked him.

  • @jessyjulie5506
    @jessyjulie5506 6 лет назад

    He's funny but Eddie izzard already did that "risk" joke.

  • @tpstrat14
    @tpstrat14 12 лет назад

    does he have to piss really bad?

  • @RedVynil
    @RedVynil 6 лет назад

    Why are these recorded with the mic in the BACK of the room??? I can't hear half of what he says because of the reverb!! "For instance, Conehead naked Twister. Because sometimes umbladaddabnembldyben eliminated first." What's the joke?

    • @bluespectralmonkey
      @bluespectralmonkey 4 года назад +3

      coed naked twister - sometimes all the women get eliminated first

  • @julianbigelow2794
    @julianbigelow2794 2 года назад

    0:56 Drunk driving does not just affect the person driving, the driver could crash into other drivers or even pedestrians.
    That is why I would try my hardest to prevent drunk driving from happening, even if the person about to drive where someone who I hate and wish death upon.

  • @---wd3hp
    @---wd3hp 7 месяцев назад

    Sam Morill retired from comedy after this......

  • @FRANKGETSUM-jy7hx
    @FRANKGETSUM-jy7hx 3 года назад

    HE (?) / IT IS CREEPY !!! IS IT A GAY GUY OR A WOMAN WHO THINKS ITS A GAY GUY !!!??? SEMPER FI.

  • @ellie698
    @ellie698 7 месяцев назад

    This person's act is AWFUL

  • @Richitsu
    @Richitsu 6 лет назад

    Terrible

  • @Richitsu
    @Richitsu 6 лет назад +1

    Joe Machi is terrible

  • @SyncStatic
    @SyncStatic 10 лет назад +13

    The waddling in place makes in an even funnier bit

    • @---wd3hp
      @---wd3hp 7 месяцев назад

      He got that from Clarke Schmidt of the Yankees....